01x22 - Snow Show (2)

Episode transcripts for the TV show "Good Luck Charlie". Aired: April 2010 - February 2014.*
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Series follows PJ, Teddy and Gabe as they adjust to the newest member of the family, Charlie.
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01x22 - Snow Show (2)

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Last time on "Good luck Charlie" We're going on a family vacation! You will come face to face with the love of your life.

Hey, honey, guess what? We're not actually married.

Would you like to grab some lunch? - I haven't found him yet.

- All I can tell you is.

- Keep your eyes open.

- They're open.

They're starting to see that this is a bunch of Whoa! I'm sorry.

Teddy.

Spencer? Hi.

Hey, what are you doing here? Well, actually I came here to see you.

Oh no.

Why'd you do that? Because I've been thinking about you.

And there's something I need to say.

Just please don't.

It can't be you.

- What can't be me? - It! How much clearer can I be? - Will you at least listen to me? - I can't right now.

- I'm really busy busy busy.

- Okay, but, Teddy la la la la la ♪.

See you later, Justin.

la la la la ♪.

See you later, Brandon.

la la la la la.

♪ today's all burnt toast ♪ running late, and dad says ♪ "has anybody seen my left shoe?" ♪ I close my eyes, take a bite ♪ grab a ride, laugh out loud ♪ there it is up on the roof ♪ I've been there, I've survived ♪ so just take my advice ♪ hang in there, baby, things are crazy ♪ but I know your future's bright ♪ hang in there, baby ♪ there's no maybe ♪ everything turns out all right ♪ your life is up and down ♪ but trust me, it comes back around ♪ you're gonna love who you turn out to be ♪ hang in there, baby.

♪ Hi, honey.

I got off work early and made your favorite dinner.

I am so lucky to be married to you.

As my mom always says to my dad, Yes, you are.

Hi, honey.

How's my beautiful wife today? Wait, but - But I thought - Hi, honey.

Oh, you made Brandon's favorite dinner.

Wait a minute.

Am I married to you.

Or you or you? Yes.

You couldn't decide which one of us was the love of your life.

- So you married all of us.

- But that's crazy.

I'll tell you what's crazy It's 10 years later and I haven't grown at all.

Ivy, I'm up here at the ski lodge and-and I met.

This psychic who said I'd meet the love of my life.

And so I met the guy but then I met another guy, And then you won't believe who showed up.

And so that makes three guys and-and I need your help.

Oh sorry.

This is Teddy.

When we get to the top, mind if I go first? You're kinda slow.

Excuse me? I've seen you board.

And I've also seen my grandma board.

Kind of the same thing.

- Better than you.

- Oh yeah?! Care to put your money where your mouth is? Nope! Last time I did that, a quarter froze to my lip.

I mean do you want to make a bet? Oh, it is on.

The only reason you won is because I hit a wicked patch of ice.

Then I guess you have no problem making it double or nothing.

Bring it.

Hey, look what Charlie got.

A present from that little toddler she has a crush on.

- That's nice.

- I guess some men know how to treat their women.

- You seen my luggage? - Yes, I have.

- Do you want to tell me where it is? - Sure.

It's in your room Your new room.

Why do I have a new room? Well, because you and I are not legally married.

And since it would apparently inconvenience you.

To marry me again, you'll be lodging elsewhere.

- Oh come on! - Mm-hmm.

As a single woman, I don't feel comfortable having a strange man in my room.

- Amy Duncan, you're a piece of work.

- Ah ah! Amy blankenhooper.

You're going back to your maiden name? Yes, I am.

Mm-hmm.

To tell you the truth, I've always preferred blankenhooper.

Yeah? What is it you like most about it? That people laugh so hard when they say it.

Or just that they can't spell it? Get out, Bob.

Hey, t! Oh, Ivy, I'm so glad you made it.

You can lower your arms now.

Don't you think I would if I could? Why do you have so many layers on? Ivy doesn't do cold.

So what's the big emergency? Well, I met this psychic.

Oh, so you did say psychic.

I thought we were in a bad cell zone.

Anyway, she said I'd come face to face with the love of my life on this trip, And so far I've met Brandon, Justin and - Spencer.

- Spencer? The two-timing dog that cheated on you? - Yep, that's the one.

- No! That's not the one.

I mean, so who are these other boys? Oh, there there's one right now.

That's Justin.

Oh, he's cute! So what do you know about him? That he's cute.

Well, I've only had one day.

All I need is one minute.

Yo, Justin! Teddy, hi.

Hi, Justin.

This is my best friend Ivy.

How you doing, Justin.

You a skier? - Yeah, I sure am.

- Oh great.

One other thing.

- Does your family have money? - Ivy! Sorry.

I actually didn't catch your answer.

That's 'cause I didn't throw it yet.

- P.J.! - I need to borrow some money! What did you say? I need to borrow some money! Stop that! - All right, me first.

- Okay.

I lost a bet and I need $200.

I need $300.

Did you know hotels charge for room service? Sure, everyone knows that.

Did you know I'm a terrible snowboarder? Sure, everyone knows that.

- We really should have talked earlier.

- Yeah.

Man, where are we gonna find $500? Attention, guests, this is your last chance.

To sign up for the ice-dancing contest.

Grand prize $500.

That was convenient.

Just one problem we don't know how to ice dance.

Remember this is an amateur contest.

You do not need to know how to ice dance.

You're so funny.

Hi, Bob.

Didn't see you there.

- Who's your friend? - Some guy I met.

Ah.

What's his name? Well, it's not Duncan, that's for sure.

Yep, been there, done that.

You know two can play at this game.

Hiya, doll.

I don't want to play this game.

So you want to be a chef and a swimsuit model.

That's a good combination.

How do we know he's qualified? Can you cook us something? - With your shirt off? - Ivy! She's just kidding.

Unless you want to.

Hi, mommy.

I'm in the lobby with some girls.

No, they're not prettier than you.

Okay, 0 for 2.

So if it's not Brandon and it's not Justin, - Then that means - No, don't say Spencer! It cannot be Spencer.

I don't want it to be Spencer! I was gonna say that means I came all the way up here for nothing, But yeah, let's keep it on you.

So that's ice dancing, huh? It looked hard! Maybe we should go back to the lobby and see if there's another $500 contest.

Come on, we can do this.

We just gotta work out a routine.

Um, okay, put your hands in the teapot position like they did in the video.

Like this? - What's so funny? - Nothing.

I'm ticklish.

Well, don't be! - Let's try it again.

- Okay.

- Stop that! - I can't help it! Gabe, come on.

If we're gonna do this thing, We have to pull together.

We have to work harder.

Than we've ever worked in our lives.

We have to push ourselves to the absolute limit.

And beyond.

The contest is at 4:00.

I won't kid you.

It's going to be a rough hour and a half.

What an awesome view.

I totally agree.

Oh no.

Spencer, re you following me? Well, kinda, yeah.

Um, there's something I really need to tell you face to face.

No no, don't say face to face.

- Why not? - Look, it's complicated.

Can we just please sit here quietly until the ride's over? Just no more talking.

The ski lift stopped.

I hear talking.

One and two and three and four.

And arms arms, hands hands.

And spin, two three four.

And sell it! Not bad.

Well yeah, but is "not bad" gonna win us $500? You're right.

We need a special move.

A move so good it'll blow the judges away.

A move I call "the cyclone of awesomeness.

" - What's that? - I don't know, I just like the name.

Maybe we could try that move we saw on the video.

You mean the one where the guy threw the girl in the air? Can we just say the big one and the little one? Fine.

Now put your hand on top of mine like the girl did.

Little one! All right.

Now I'm gonna throw you and you spin.

And while you're up there, try to do as much twirling as you can.

Out, face, cheeks, Smile, back, spin.

And throw! Whoa! I didn't see much twirling.

It could be because you threw me into the wall.

Try it again.

Ready.

Out, face, cheeks, - Smile - What is going on in here? Brother stuff.

Oh look, Charlie, there's your little friend.

Honey, when you let the guy go, you keep the toys! - Mr.Duncan.

- Miss blankenhooper.

Well, hello again.

Listen, you should know that I'm happily married.

Well, not happily.


And not actually married.

Tell Shirley all about it.

Look, we found out that our marriage wasn't legal, And now we're fighting because I don't want to get remarried on vacation.

I think she's being completely unreasonable.

Look, doll, nobody ever said love was reasonable.

And a little romantic gesture goes a long way.

Thanks.

That's actually pretty good advice.

If it doesn't work out, you know where to find me.

Okay.

I'm walking away now.

Mm-mm-mm.

Mama like! Look, now that we're stuck up here, you have to listen to me.

But, Spencer, we've already talked about everything.

I miss you, Teddy.

I miss us.

I came up here because I want you back.

No, you cannot be the one.

The one what? Well, I met this psychic4.

And she told me I'd come face to face with the love of my life on this trip.

And I keep running into you and Everything else she predicted came true, but Just I'm so confused.

I'm not.

Teddy, when I found out you were coming up here, Something told me I had to see you.

- I don't know.

- I do.

And you do too.

We're moving again.

Yes, we are.

Are you kidding me? We'll be lucky to finish second.

There are only two teams.

So you're following me.

Attention, guests, The pairs skating competition will begin with our first team.

P.J.

And Gabrielle Duncan.

It's Gabe.

I'm a dude! Stop that! One, two, three, four.

And arms arms, hands, grab.

We need to do the cyclone of awesomeness.

But I've never landed it.

Now would be a good time to start.

Out, face, cheeks, Smile.

Nailed it.

And our first place winner's P.J.and Gabrielle Duncan.

- What's so important? - I don't know, front desk says they needed to see you.

If it's anything the Duncan kids did, I'm Amy blankenhooper.

Wow.

Now I know this is going to seem kind of sudden.

After the 19 years and the mortgage and all, But, um, hang on.

Would you marry me Again? Well, Bob, I have some questions first.

How many kids do you want? - Uh Four.

- It's a deal.

Hey, did you hear that? We got a yes! - May I give the bride away? - I'd be honored.

Okay, Charlie, lead the way.

It's not too late to back out.

I love you.

And I love you.

Yay, congratulations! They haven't gotten married yet.

Could we move it along? I just want to get to the cake! Oh man, I forgot to get a cake.

Attention, guests, The wedding cake baking contest has just concluded.

I love this guy.

Uh, excuse me, excuse me.

Hi, everyone.

Hi.

Um, I'd like to make a toast.

To my husband Bob.

Even after almost 20 years.

Every time we kiss, I fall in love with you all over again.

And I her.

That's it? At's all you got? - Hey.

- Hi.

That was really sweet.

Well, the first part.

Yeah, it was.

Um Listen, Spencer, I have I have to tell you something.

- I really like you - I really like you too.

Uh, but the thing is Wow, this is really hard.

Um I think maybe we should just be friends.

But what about all the stuff we talked about on the ski lift.

And our kiss? Well, you know how my mom said.

That every time she kisses my dad she falls in love again? - Yeah.

- Well, when we kissed, I didn't feel that way.

Oh.

I mean, I used to, but this time I didn't.

I'm sorry.

Um, so what now? Friends? - Friends.

- Hey, ladies! It's time to throw the bouquet.

Awwww! Hey, so I guess you never saw the love of your life, huh? Nope, but guess what? I'm only 15.

What's the rush? You couldn't realize that before I took a four-hour bus trip? I'm just glad I don't have to think about boys for a while.

- Go get his number.

- I'm on it.

Well, Charlie, we're back home from your first family vacation, Where you also went to your first wedding Yep, mom and dad renewed their vows of love.

Okay, who is Shirley and why is she calling here, Bob? I am in the phone book.

Yep, as you can see, everything's pretty much back to normal.

How many times have I told you?! You've gotta land the triple lutz.

You're k*lling me! That's it, I quit! Where am I supposed to find another partner small enough to throw? Good luck, Charlie.

I hear sometimes these things get stuck.

When we get to the top, mind if I go first? I've seen you ski.

You're not very good.

I could flick you off here like a booger.

A psychic told me I'd meet the love of my life on this trip.

Did your family had money? I don't even know what money is.
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