03x01 - 6 A.M. to 9 A.M.

Episode transcripts for the 2016 TV show "Slasher". Aired: March 2016 to present.*
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"Slasher" revolves around a young woman who is confronted with a series of horrifying copycat murders, that are based on the widely-known killings of her parents years ago.
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03x01 - 6 A.M. to 9 A.M.

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I am f*cked!

Sayonara.

Did you just...

Help!

Jesus Christ! Help!

Help me!

Help me! Ah! f*ck!

f*ck!

No, no, no! No!

f*ck!

f*ck!

Help! Somebody help me! f*ck!

Cassidy! Open this door, Cassidy, now!

Did you think you can
just come back here

and apologize for that
bitch move with that slut.

- Cassidy, open this f*cking door!
- What the f*ck?

Please open... No! f*ck! f*ck.

No, no, no! No, no, no, no, no!

Angel, is that you? I'm
sorry, okay! Open this door!

I'm gonna f*cking die!
Open this door! Help me!

f*ck! No, no, no, no.

No, no, no.

- Dan! Dan, help me, please!
- f*ck off.

Why would I help you, huh?

Meth head!

Oh, my God. Oh, my f*cking God!

Kit! Kit! Oh, my God! Oh!

Oh! Hang in there, Kit.

Somebody call !

What? What? What?

Kit?

No. Kit.

Help!

Hello.

He's gonna get there, he's...

Frank, Erica needs to get in there

- to use the shower.
- Uh...

Okay, okay, I'm comin'.

Oh, you g*dd*mn fascists.

Hi, guys. Violet here.
Thanks for tuning in.

I like to start my day
with an uber healthy,

acai power bowl filled
with bee pollen, maca,

and ashwagandha.

Mmm.

Even if I get this closed, the
bag's going to weigh too much.

- So we pay extra, so what?
- Uh-huh, yeah.

[WOMAN] I packed everything,
I thought we might need.

If I had my way, we'd
only be bringing carry-ons.

- Oh.
- Ah.

Can you talk some
sense into your mother?

Jalla, Saadia, sit down.

- Let me make you something to eat.
- [SAADIA] I can't. I'm too nervous.

I just want to deliver my
papers and not think about exams.

When are you headed to the airport?

After your mother gets dressed.

Guys, I'll be fine. I'm almost .

What if we leave tomorrow instead?

If we fly out tomorrow, we'll
miss Ferhan's graduation ceremony.

[SAADIA] You're going. Today.

- I mean it. It was a year ago.
- [MOTHER] A year ago tonight.

And they still haven't caught him.

Which means this is the last place
that psycho will want to be seen.

Unless he wants to get caught,
and I'm pretty sure he doesn't.

Baby. [CHUCKLES]

- [AZLAN] I picked...
- [MOTHER LAUGHING]

[AZLAN SIGHING]

[AZLAN CLEARS THROAT]

What's this?

[GASPS] Dad!

I thought you said
I wasn't allowed to...

I know what I've said
in the past, but...

I want you to keep that
on you, keep it charged,

and text me every hour on the hour, hmm?

You know what I mean.

- Thank you.
- This isn't for you. It's for me,

so your mother doesn't drive me
crazy for the next seven days.

I love you.

I love you, too.

And Saadia...

if anything does happen,
not that anything will,

but if anything does,

remember, you do not get involved.

Hmm?

[DAN GROANS] Find the hole.

Ah, f*ck, come on.

[GROANS] Should've put some
hair around it. [CHUCKLES]

[GROANS]

All right, Dan. Here we go.

- [SAADIA] Mr. Olenski?
- [KEYS JINGLING]

That's the wrong door.

You live a door down.

[CHUCKLES]

Wrong green door, huh?

Yeah, wrong door.

This place is a f*cking
Technicolor nightmare.

Designed by some f*cking turd-pusher.

How do you look at a guy's
cornhole and fall in love, huh?

I mean, p*ssy I get, but...

[EXHALES]

[DAN GROANS]

[WOMAN SHUSHES]

[WHISPERS] She's finally sleeping.

Did you sleep?

I'll sleep this afternoon.

You got finals this afternoon.

Yeah, and thanks to Amber, I...

I... I've got that
much more time to study.

Can you watch her this morning?

Is there something I can give her?

[WOMAN] How do you think
I finally got her to sleep?

She's been drawing on her arms again.

[MAN] Oh, sh*t. I can't
take her. I gotta work.

[WOMAN] It's cool.

- We get through today and...
- Everything goes back to normal?

Hey, Frank.

- Frank!
- [GASPS] Jesus, f*ck!

Don't sneak up on me like that.

I wasn't. I said your name a bunch
of times and you weren't listening.

Why am I down to one clean shirt?

- Just stop.
- You're telling me what to do

when you can't even do the
simple things that I ask you...

- [DOOR OPENS AND CLOSES]
- [FRANK SIGHS]

Um...

I'll be working late tonight,
so keep my dinner in the fridge

and I'll eat it when I get home.

Fine.

Hi, sweetie. Hmm? Dad's
a klutz. [CHUCKLES]

- Oh, good luck on your finals today.
- Thanks, Dad.

[FRANK SMOOCHES]

[DOOR OPENS AND CLOSES]

No, I didn't scratch it on
purpose. Yes, I opened the hood.

Listen, if the Chinese police,
or whatever it is they have there,

if they... if they find this car

and they find a VIN as plain
as day on the engine block,

and they trace it back here,
and they trace it back to me,

are you gonna go to
prison instead of me? Hmm?

No, I didn't think so. So, back off.

Yeah, I will... I will
be more careful next time.

All right? I will treat
it with kid gloves.

[FRANK MUTTERS] f*cking scratch.

[FRANK GROANS]

[CHOKING]

[WHEEZES]

[THUMPING AGAINST WALL]

[WOMAN MOANING]

[THUMPING CONTINUES]

[THUMPING INTENSIFIES]

- [HARD ROCK MUSIC PLAYING]
- [MOANING CONTINUES]

[MOANS]

- [HARD ROCK MUSIC PLAYING]
- [MAN] Come on, come on!

Are you f*cking kidding me?

[MAN GROANS] Oh, oh, oh!

- Oh!
- Don't you dare go soft on me.

Oh, Jesus!

- [MUSIC STOPS]
- [MAN] Oh, sh*t.

Oh...

[CHUCKLES]

I don't think I can get outta this bed.

- You wore me out, baby.
- Yeah, cool.

[MAN] No, I mean it. That's
the best lay I've had since...

f*ck! I can't remember when.

Don't get me wrong. I have sex
a couple of times a week, just...

not like that.

Never like that.

- Hmm, nice.
- [SIGHS]

You wanna grab some breakfast?

I know this great
diner not far from here.

Well, old diner. Been in
this hood since the ' s.

This young couple bought
it, updated the menu.

Kept a couple of the original,
greasy spoon selections, though.

You know, just to keep
it... [CLICKS TONGUE]

... authentic.

I... Yeah, I don't really do
breakfast beyond Starbucks.

Baby, it's got great coffee.

Nitro.

- Cold brew.
- Sorry, can't. Gotta get to school.

Whoa. School?

- You're in college?
- Not if I don't pass my finals.

[BOTTLE CAP POPS]

Hey.

Hey! Sorry, I'm a little confused here.

When you say finals...

Final exams.

Senior year. I pass them,
I start college in the fall.

[EXHALES] You're in high school.

Okay, I'm . Calm down.

- So, who the f*ck is he?
- I'm her father, is who the f*ck I am.

And who are you, huh?

You gonna tell me, or I
gotta b*at it out of ya?

I'm out. f*ck this.

[DAN] I thought so.

Cut your hair, ya hippie q*eer.

[DOOR CLOSES]

You disgust me. You know that?

You disgust me.

- You'll open your legs for any cock.
- Uh, just the big ones.

- You're a f*cking whore.
- [SCOFFS]

Technically, whores get
paid for what they do.

I do it for fun.

- Give that back!
- No.

- Are you f*cking kidding me?
- Be like giving heroin

- to a f*cking junkie.
- Hey! Give me back my g*dd*mn phone!

You don't get to do this. You
don't get to try and be my dad.

I am your dad!

- You! Give it back right now!
- f*cking whore!

- You're a whore, just like your mother!
- Right now!

- f*ck!
- [DAN PANTS]

I hope you f*cking die.

Oh, man.

[SAADIA] I guess I'll just get a latte.

I don't make just lattes.

I hand roast single-origin,
organic, fair trade beans.

I source grass-fed dairy cattle

for the antibiotic
and hormone-free milk.

I, then take that milk,

and I heat it to a

puh-puh-puh perfect,

and I did not stutter,
it was for emphasis,

Fahrenheit.

I can make you that latte.

Sure. Thank you.

Quick, name the whackjob who
k*lled Archduke Franz Ferdinand.

Um, Gavrilo Princip, a member of
Young Bosnia, who on June th, ,

sh*t and k*lled both him
and his wife, Sophie Chotek,

in Sarajevo, Austria-Hungary.

Girl, this history exam is your bitch.

- Thank you.
- Uh!

If you two are done being
the coolest people ever...

[SIGHS] ... that will be . .

What? What do one of these
schmancy coffees even cost you?

I run a business, not a charity.

If you have a problem with
it, go down the street,

and get some of that instant sh*t.

- And miss this Southern hospitality?
- [BARISTA CHUCKLES]

You'll take note, I didn't
offer you my cold brew.

[JEN] Your cornball chemistry set.

Not for me. I'm running on,
like, three hours of sleep,

so I'll have whatever she's
having as fast as you can make it.

I'll get it.

Thanks.

[BARISTA SCOFFS]

Hey, look what my parents got me.

Wow. Welcome to .

Does it only play Black Eyed Peas?

[SAADIA SCOFFS]

Sorry. I'm a shitty person.

- Sometimes.
- All the time.

So what's the occasion?

Your parents know you're gonna
ace every one of your exams?

No. No, they're spending the next week
across the country with my brother,

and they don't trust
me to be here on my own.

This is actually a good thing.

Because cell phones being cell phones,
you can text Papa from anywhere,

including the summer solstice
party that we're going to tonight.

Jen.

Saadia, your parents are away.
You can take advantage of it.

Let's just get through today, okay?

I take that as a "give me three
hours, and it'll be a big yes."

Ah, your card.

And...

Your latte.

Oh, look at that.

Cute.

[SIRENS WAILING]

I wonder what's going on.

Oh, in this neighborhood?

Probably some cr*ck whore
performed a DIY abortion,

and then the john cooked up the little
fetus in a back alley for dinner.

Sooner these junkies OD themselves
out of our hood, the better.

Why don't you just try poisoning
the milk? Speed up the process.

Yeah, like they could afford this place.

Enjoy your lattes before they get cold.

Okay.

[MIMICS BARISTA] "Enjoy your
lattes before they get cold."

[BOTH CHUCKLE]

[POLICE RADIO CHATTERING]

[CAMERA SHUTTERS CLICKING]

[CAR APPROACHING]

[INDISTINCT CHATTER]

- Detective.
- First week.

Lucky you.

Okay.

Everyone step back six feet.

[CROWD CLAMORING]

Mind removing that?

[CAMERA SHUTTERS CLICKING]

- The rest of him?
- Behind the wheel.

[FEMALE DETECTIVE] ID?

Found this in his pocket.

Cover him up.

You've all struck gold here, huh?

A little something to show your social
media followers,

to make you cool?

When all it makes you
are morbid pieces of sh*t.

[WOMAN] f*ck you, lady.

- [WOMAN ] f*ck you!
- Really?

[WOMAN ] Do your f*cking job.

Guy's name is Frank Dixon.

I met him.

Questioned him about that Druid m*rder.

A year ago tonight.

[TYPING]

[PHONE RINGS]

[PHONE CHIMES]

[PHONES CHIMING]

You wanna know what that piece
of sh*t got me for my birthday?

Trick question. He got me nada.

Well, no, actually, that's not true.

I had the honor of cleaning his
vomit up off the floor that morning.

Old man missed the toilet
again, got it on the tile,

the bathmat, the counter. [SCOFFS]

- What a way to turn .
- Hey, he owes you a new phone.

He owes me a hell of
a lot more than that.

There you go, ladies.

That'll be even.

Do you have a loyalty card?

Something you can stamp for me?

Honey, if I wanted to see those puppies,

I could just watch you
sunbathing in the courtyard

for free.

That chill running down my spine

tells me you've done exactly that.

I like beautiful things.

He's a total creeper, but...

there's something kinda sexy about him.

Ew. He's gotta be, like, .

[CHUCKLES] Come to daddy.

Old guys know what they're doing.

[PHONE CHIMES]

[PHONES CHIMING]

- What's going on?
- [CHIMING CONTINUES]

- Holy f*ck.
- What?

Come on, let me see!

- Oh, my god.
- [ERICA] Pass it!

Erica, don't look at that.

[SCREAMING]

So, now you just swipe up to
gain access to your camera.

Oh, and I downloaded
this Rise & Shine app.

It, like, texts you a photo
from your album every morning.

- Totally beats a crummy alarm.
- Cool, thanks.

Ah-ha.

- What?
- Mm, it's your dad.

[SAADIA SIGHS]

I'm supposed to text him,
not the other way around.

"Just making sure this thing works."

[SIGHS]

It sure does, Dad.

- Someone sounds salty.
- Oh, really? Was that rude?

- Should I have been more respectful?
- You need to calm down.

Okay, it's fine.

Know what I want to do?

Come to the solstice
party with me tonight?

- Take my first selfie.
- You take dozens of selfies.

First on my phone.

Oh, selfie virginity, okay.

Besties!

[SAADIA AND JEN LAUGHING]

Your people!

They did this!

Cassidy, whatever it is, let me
give you a preemptive "f*ck off."

Have you seen what her
friends did? No? Well, look!

- Jesus!
- Look!

Erica's dad is dead.
Care to explain why?

- Erica Dixon?
- Yes, Erica Dixon.

I'm waiting.

I have no idea what
you're talking about.

Oh, right, of course not.

This is a terror att*ck!

Stop shoving that in my face!

- Or what? What are you gonna do?
- Shove it down your throat!

Cassidy, I had nothing to do with that.

Why would you think
that I had anything...

Uh, because who cuts off people's heads?

Muslims do.

- Don't touch me!
- [SCOFFS]

[BOTH GRUNTING]

- Get the f*ck off her!
- [GRUNTS]

[SAADIA PANTS]

[WHIMPERS]

Oh, you're not bald
under there after all.

Out of the way!

Cassidy, get off of her!

- Get to the office!
- Why me? I'm from here.

Now!

f*cking !sis bitch!

All right, let's go, let's
go, everyone. Back to class.

Are you okay?

Move it!

What can I do?

[SAADIA CRIES SOFTLY]

- Can I have my hijab?
- Of course.

- Here.
- Do you need me to help you?

[FEMALE DETECTIVE] Your husband.

[SOBS]

- Yeah.
- What was his line of work?

It was cars.

You know, bodywork, that kinda thing.

He was a trained mechanic.

Did he work for a specific garage?

Here and there, sure.

[ERICA] You know, my
friends and... [SNIFFLES]

... people online are saying that...

this was a terror att*ck.

Why a terror att*ck?

Because of how my dad
was k*lled? [SNIFFLES]


- No, honey.
- [ERICA] Then who did it?

Who k*lled my dad?

[ERICA CRYING]

[POLICE SIREN WAILING]

[POLICE RADIO CHATTER]

Did anyone see the car hit the victim?

Come on.

You're all out here with your
cell phones. Nobody saw anything?

- Can you come with me?
- Yeah. [SIGHS]

Anyway, so I'm just sitting
in my car parked over there.

- Doing?
- Doing? I'm...

I'm not doing anything. I'm parking.

- In the middle of the night?
- I just got home.

So, I'm sitting in the car
and I hear this screaming.

This guy comes barreling
out of the building.

[KIT SCREAMS] f*ck!

[RUNNING FOOTSTEPS]

Did you try and help him?

Help him? No.

Look, I'm not exactly a
spring chicken, all right?

I got a wife and I got a kid,
and this guy comes screaming

out of the building, he's being
chased by a f*cking maniac?

With a Kn*fe covered in blood?
And I got, what, my little fists?

Anyway, he runs into the
street, gets hit, it's all over.

It happened so fast, there
was no time to do anything.

So fast that no one had
time to step up and help

your neighbor as he was being m*rder*d.

Can I go now?

Yeah.

[TEACHER] Do you still
feel like taking the finals?

[SAADIA] Yeah.

Are you sure? Because
I can ask to reschedule.

Yes, I'm sure.

I just want to get it
over with, Ms. Greenberg.

[SIGHS] Of course you do.

Listen, Saadia, I just,
I... I want to apologize...

because I can't even
begin to imagine how awful

and how mortifying that
must have been for you.

To have something so...

so hateful happen in
the halls of this school.

It's not the first time I've
been called a t*rror1st...

at this school.

And it's not right. It's awful.

And you shouldn't
have to deal with that.

Well, I do deal with it.
We all do, people like me.

- [SIGHS]
- Listen. Hey.

I want you to know that I respect you...

so much.

For your brain, for your
courage, for your passion.

For being unapologetically you.

For your faith. I mean,
especially in today's world.

Do you know that?

Really, Ms. Greenberg,
it's... it's fine.

No, you know. No, it isn't.
And I want you to remember this.

The Cassidy Olenskis of the
world? I mean... [CHUCKLES]

... this is it for them.

Because in ten years, ten years
of smoking and drinking and...

and working at crappy
jobs for minimum wage,

that fresh and pretty face
of hers... [CLICKS TONGUE]

... it's not gonna be so fresh
and pretty anymore. Right?

And while you're out
conquering the world...

she's gonna be stuck here,

doing nothing with her life.

Nothing.

I hope you find comfort in that.

[STUDENTS TALKING INDISTINCTLY]

All right, crush it today.

Sure. Thanks.

You have minutes to write
your exam, starting now.

[PENCIL SCRATCHING CONTINUES]

[SCREAMING]

- [KIT SCREAMING]
- Dad! He needs help!

[MUFFLED SHOUTING]

Dad! Dad! He needs help!

[AZLAN SHOUTS INDISTINCTLY]

Dad!

[KIT] Help!

Help!

Help me!

[TEACHER] Saadia.

Saadia!

Are you okay?

Uh...

Can I...

Could I use the washroom, please?

Yeah, if you're quick.

Thanks.

[TEACHER] Uh, give me your cell phone.

- Huh?
- Your cell phone.

Oh, uh...

- I must've forgot it in my locker.
- Okay.

I promise I'm not going
out there to cheat.

Yeah.

It all comes back to this,
doesn't it? Doesn't it?

It all comes back to this.

It's dinosaur piss and old
plants and sea creatures.

That's what I'm holding here.

- Hey, what's going on?
- Joe, I think she's gonna k*ll herself.

- Who? What are you talking about?
- Amber.

Amber what's-her-name.
The other lesbian.

- What?
- I know she has a container of gas

and it's so f*cked up.

Amber, just don't do it! Just hold on!

[JOE] I'm coming down, okay?

You care.

Amber!

Amber!

- Amber, Amber, don't do it!
- [GIGGLING]

Amber, come on, please!

Why the f*ck are you laughing?
What are you doing?

- 'Cause it's... it's water.
- What?

[PLAY SCREAMS]

Ooh!

She poured water on
herself, not gasoline.

No. No, how do you know? How do you...

'Cause I saw her fill
the thing with the hose.

[SIGHS]

[SNORTS] I'm sorry.

[VIOLET LAUGHING]

So good!

Are you f*cking kidding me?

Oh, she is safe, babe.
She's crazy, but she's safe.

- [VIOLET CHUCKLES]
- You let me think...

And you recorded it. Why would you...

- Babe, please...
- No, what the hell is wrong with you?

Take it down a few notches.
It was just a little joke.

Delete that.

What? No. No way.

- Delete it! Delete it!
- No. Abso...

Absolutely not. It's
gonna be great on my vlog.

f*ckin' delete it!

- Seriously?
- Yeah, seriously.

- f*ck.
- Okay.

I will delete it.

I'll delete it.

- Deleted.
- [EXHALES SHARPLY]

Babe, I'm sorry.

It was gonna be, like, a
funny viral vid thing, okay?

I didn't mean to make you feel stupid.

Let's go back to bed.
Come on, you have time.

I'm gonna get some coffee.

[INDISTINCT YELLING THROUGH WALLS]

That smell is burnt eggs, by the way.

- Joe?
- [JOE SIGHS]

What's wrong? You okay?

[SIGHS] I can't keep
doing this with her.

[SIGHS] I can't.

Baby, I... I'm all sweaty.

I don't care.

[MOANING]

[GRUNTING HAPPILY]

Aaah!

Crazy.

[WEBCAM BEEPS]

Hi, everyone. Violet here. And
today is a big, important day.

It is the one-year anniversary
of the summer solstice slaughter.

And let me tell you, people
are losing their sh*t.

I'm about to upload some doozies.

Exclusive footage that
I've taken around here,

which, as you all know, is
the Druid's hunting ground.

Everyone is on edge, and it is
not just because it's been one year

since the horrific m*rder of
bisexual rent boy Kit Jennings, but,

and trigger warning, everyone,
because this is gonna be gruesome.

There has been another m*rder!

I know. I know. This is real
life. Like, this actually happened.

To a guy that lives
down the hall from me.

Today, of all days, and, like, online,

people are saying that this
is the work of t*rrorists,

or something whack like that,

'cause Frank was decapitated.

But I don't think that's the case.

What I think is...

the Druid is back.

And this, my little Violettoes...

it's just getting started.

Like and subscribe.

[SAADIA SIGHS] Where'd it go?

[RAPID FOOTSTEPS]

[MAN] I work out four
or five times a week.

I can see that.

What I'd really love to see is
what's underneath that towel.

You lift weights with that thing, too?

Bet I could lift you.

- Unhook your bra.
- Why should I?

'Cause I said so.

[CHUCKLES]

- [DOOR BURSTS OPEN]
- Dammit.

Hey, not cool. Not fair,
either. Tit for tat.

- [FOOTSTEPS]
- I'm at school.

Oh, yeah?

Yes. Finals, which I'm late for. If
they'll even let me take them now.

Give me a couple hours.

How do I know you'll call back?

[SCOFFS] Have you seen
what's underneath your towel?

I'll call you back.

[LIQUID POURING]

Uh, hon? [CHUCKLES]

You might want to get that checked out.

Jesus Christ, are we locked in here?

[DOOR RATTLES] Uh, hello? Fucktards?

There's still people in
this school! Taking exams!

f*ck! Jesus! Hello?

Hello? f*ck! Hello?

[SCREAMS]

Jesus Christ! Let me
go! Stop! Put me down!

[SCREAMS] f*ck! Let me go! Stop!

Ah! Stop, stop! f*cking stop!

[SCREAMING]

- [SIZZLING]
- [SOBS] Jesus! Please don't!

Jesus! Stop!

Please stop! [SCREAMS]

[GURGLES]

[GASPS FOR AIR] Help!

[WATER BUBBLING]

[GASPS]

[SCREAMS]
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