01x06 - Daddy's Home

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You sure he's in there?

Sixth race starts in ten.

He's in there.

Investor, right? It's a quick,
uh, eight-ball thing...

Five grand buy-in.

Should be a piece of cake.

Well, this guy, he shows
up with two women,

I mean, chests up
to the ceiling.

Suddenly I couldn't
remember my own name,

never mind the numbers...

Hey, Vinny.

Hey, Scott.

You guys are early.

Sixth race doesn't start
for another ten minutes.

Aw, we just came to
cheer for our horses.

We got, like, what, 15
grand out there, right?

Uh, right. 15.

Yeah, yeah, that's good.

'Cause the boss, he heard
it was more like 13.

And word is it was 13 last time

and the time before that.

What? What? Who told him that?

Doesn't matter.

It matters, Vinny,
because some jackass

is screwing up my math.

I mean, it only seems like 13

because of the
increased returns.

You take the sixth race, okay?

You want to drift Kentucky Slim.
Well, at nine-to-one,

five grand's only gonna
return 45 minus the 17% take.

You understand?

So you got to use two grand

to short Grandma's Noodles,
pushing Slim to 16-to-one.

The only problem is...

Marone. Stop talking.

Scotty, check him.

What are... You don't
got to take...

What are you doing?

Guess what, Joe, I
can do math, too.

15 minus 13 is two.

That's two grand you
been skimming from Leo.

Whoa, you guys. Now, come on, now.
This is a mistake.

- There's a lot to think about.
- Stop talking.

Security!

We've got to get on the
new coding system.

Yeah, but I don't want to get
on the new coding system.

I know, I know. But
you have to use 'em.

You keep putting the old
codes in your report,

and it just keeps messing
the computer system.

Why can't we just change
the computer system?

When you're captain, you
can do whatever you want.

But for now...

- Okay.
- Don't panic!

They're more scared of you
than you are of them.

Gideon, we're working.

Uh-huh. Paperwork.

The cornerstone of every
successful police station.

Like it or not, it's
still important.

Yes, well, so is
reading a crime scene.

And these little guys are about
to make that a whole lot easier.

They're called micro-drones,

and they are capable
of generating

a 3-D crime scene photo in under

five seconds.

Not bad.

Detective, your assessment?

Suspect appears to have eaten
a rainbow sprinkle donut.

- Mm.
- Gideon, sorry to interrupt your...

whatever this is. Can
I borrow you a sec?

Yes. As soon as we determine
this donut's time of death.

Well, there's a situation.

Guy here saying he
wants to be a C.I.

And this should interrupt
this coolness because...?

Because it's not just any guy.

Gideon, I need you.

Now.

All right.

Well, hello, son.

Dad.