03x03 - Thank You, Boys

[bunniefuu]

I want to fight again.

You win, you go out on your own terms,
you loose...

they push you the f*ck out.
I got to be who I was.

I have a gift for you.
At King Beast and the Middle East.

You giving this to me?

Give me one night.

If they f*ck around...
You are going to loose me.

Hello Andy.

Get off the property
or I will call the police.

What the f*cking you doing, man?
Get out of my house.

Hi Kayla.

Is this where I do my shows?

Uh, well, I spoke to Alvey,

and we'd like to offer you the job.

Let's do it.

Yes. m*therf*cker.

Did you push your way into the house?

I spoke to him in his front door...

- But were you...
- in his jamb on the door.

- Were you in the man's house?
- No! f*ck, no!

Maybe this isn't for you, man.

- What happened to you?
- I just kind of want to be alone.

There is a rumor...

that your brother's a f*g.

Dixon pulled out of the fight,
because he heard you were f*cking gay.

This is a contract.

It's three fights.

$ , .

- Let's f*cking do it.
- Yes.

f*cking idiot.

[Speed bag thumping]

[Grunts]

Ryan: You ready?

Fight me, you f*cking c**t!

Come on!

Come on!

Ready?

You ready to fight?

Christina: Are you ready?

I can't do it for you.

[g*n clicks]

Why would you do that?

We have children in the house.

♪ In every other song ♪
♪ that I've heard lately ♪

♪ Some fellow gets sh*t ♪

♪ And his baby and his best
friend both die with him ♪

♪ As likely as not ♪

♪ In half of the other songs ♪

♪ Some cat's cryin' or ready to die ♪

Do you know how loved you are?

♪ We've lost most all
of our happy people ♪

♪ And I'm wonderin' why ♪

♪ Let's think about livin' ♪

♪ Think about livin' ♪

Do you know how much I love you?

♪ Let's think about the whoopin'
and the hoppin' ♪

♪ And the boppin'... ♪

Do you know how much our boys love you?

♪ ...and the sh**t' and the dyin' ♪

♪ And the fellow
with a switchblade Kn*fe ♪

♪ Let's think about livin' ♪

♪ Let's think about life ♪

Doesn't it feel good?

Yeah.

♪ ...down in old El Paso
a little while back ♪

That's all there is, Alvey.

Let it happen.

♪ Where they feel
like-a they could die ♪

Let it happen.

♪ If we keep on a-losin'
our singers like that ♪

♪ I'll be the only one you can buy ♪

♪ Let's think about livin' ♪

♪ Let's think about lovin' ♪

♪ Let's think about the whoopin'
and hoppin' ♪

♪ And boppin' and the lovey
lovey dovin' ♪

♪ Let's forget about the whinin'
and the cryin' ♪

♪ And the sh**t' and the dyin' ♪

Are we awake?

♪ Let's think about livin' ♪

Mnh-mnh.

♪ Let's think about life ♪

♪ Let's think about livin' ♪

[Sighs]

Garo: Everyone is waiting.
Press is here.

Matt Hughes wants to stick
his fist up my tender assh*le.

It was supposed to begin five
minutes ago.

I told you not to set
the press conference.

You said we were close.

And then the number changed.

Alvey doesn't need this fight.
You came to him.

[Cellphone vibrating]

Is that him? Where the f*ck is he?

[Sighs] Alvey, where the f*ck are you?

What... What do you mean,
where the f*ck am I?

I'm in the bathroom, like you told me.

No, I'm just f*cking with him.

What'd he say?

- We're not there yet.
- Ah, f*ck.

Should I just come down
to the press conference?

We'll sort this out later.

No. I'm gonna break him.

Should we come down on the number?

Why would we do that?

I don't f*ckin' know.

Lis, are we being pigs?

Yes.

Is Hughes there?

Yeah, and he's pissed that you're not.

His manager's been
face-f*cking Garo all morning.

That's good, that's good, that's good.

What's he gettin'?

I want more. All right?

I don't give a f*ck if it's a dollar.

I want more.

I'm trying.

All right.
Don't overplay it, though, okay?

Don't... Don't overplay it.

I'm not gonna blow the deal,
but I need to know

how far you want me to push this.

Are you willing to walk away?

No. No, no, no.

Just... Just...

Just do the best you can, all right?

Stand by.

All right.

Garo: Where is he?

It's not good.
He's having a full-on meltdown.

You need to cancel the press conference.

What did he say?

[Sighs] He's hurt.

He feels like you're not
delivering what you promised.

I'm gonna pay him more than
he's ever made in his life!

Garo.

You know who we're dealing with, right?

He's emotional.
He wants to feel the love.

[Grunting]

You're a f*ckin' t*rror1st.

[Laughs] I'm trying to make this work.

Okay. Give me a number.

[Groans]

How can I do this?

Call Dubai.

This is about Ryan.

It's about money.

And, Garo, you did this to yourself.

You've been going around town,
swinging your d*ck,

talking about all this oil money

and how you're a big f*cking deal now.

Either you have the money or you don't.

Pony the f*ck up.

[Door opens]

What are you doing?

What'd he say?

We're good. Get up.

That's disgusting.

How much?

[Sighs]

How much?

I did the best I could,

and it's a million f*ckin' dollars.

[Laughs]

You, Alvey Kulina,

are going to make
a million dollars to fight.

Holy sh*t.

Holy sh*t.

[Laughs]

Wow, wow, wow.

Dumb money f*ckin' pays.

No. Oil money pays.

You okay?

Yeah.

Well, you should get
to the press conference.

Otherwise Garo is gonna jump
out a window.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

You go up there. I'll meet you up there.

Yeah?

[Door opens]

[Door closes]

Who's that from?

Ryan.

[Sighs]

"To Maya. Ride dirty.

Love, Uncle Destroyer."

Charming.

Ohh!

This is the f*ckin' good one.

This is the one with the four wheels

and the f*ckin' canopy.

This is some Brentwood sh*t.

Ryan!

Mm-hmm.

Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.

Don't... Don't... No,
no, no, don't open it.

Why not?

Because this is
a thousand-dollar stroller.

We can't afford that.

We didn't buy it. This is a gift.

Come on.

No, please. Don't.

Amy, he's trying to be generous.

It's gross, Jay.

[Scoffs] What?

What are you talking about?

You know what I'm talking about.

I-I know, but why don't you
explain this to me?

Your family has money.

You had nice sh*t.

What's the difference?

The difference is that we don't have

money or nice sh*t except a stroller.

What other nice sh*t do we need?

You're being a d*ck,
and you're missing the point.

Why don't you tell me the point?

The point is that
that is a $ , stroller,

and we can't afford it,

and so to have it feels fake to me.

It feels fake?

Yeah, like L.A., to be honest.

Oh.

I'm sorry.

W-What's wrong with L.A.?

Just not where I thought
I'd be raising my kid.

I was raised in L.A.

And you've lived here, what, years?

Wait a second.

What place would be better?

I don't know.

Oh.

How about... Wisconsin?

You're being an assh*le!

I mean, are you kidding me?

I know you grew up with this
f*cking bucolic childhood,

picking f*cking apples
out of the orchards,

but that's not the only way
to raise a child.

Why are you being so mean?

Because I don't need your unsatisfied,

depressing sh*t

just hanging on my f*cking head
all the time.

I'm sorry.

This is the best I can do right now.

Now, we were given a gift,

but if you would rather
push our daughter around

in a f*cking wheelbarrow

because that would be more real,

then okay.

[Door slams]

♪ Down these city streets ♪

♪ I walk tall, I walk proud ♪

♪ With a $ shirt ♪

♪ My head above the crowd ♪

♪ The people of this town ♪

♪ Tip their hats as I walk by ♪

♪ They nod their heads and say ♪

♪ There goes a lucky guy ♪

♪ They don't know ♪

♪ I'm livin' the big lie ♪

♪ Everything I want ♪

♪ I have, and ten times more ♪

♪ Everything but you ♪

♪ And you're all I'm livin' for ♪

♪ Too proud to ask you back ♪

♪ Too hurt to even try ♪

♪ While the outside of me laughs ♪

♪ On the inside I cry ♪

♪ Every day I'm livin' the big lie ♪

♪ This smile that I wear ♪

♪ Keeps the wrongs I've done inside ♪

♪ But a man can't face himself ♪

♪ Too much guilt to hide ♪

♪ I wish I could be free ♪

♪ From this never-ending lie ♪

Morning.

Why do you shower
before you train, Ryan?

Because it wakes me up.

Mm.

Why do you care?

We're in a drought. That's all.

I made a fresh pot of coffee
for your hangover.

I'm not hungover, Keith.

Oh.

Well, you've been out so much lately,

I guess I just assumed.

[Scoffs]

A new sex offender moved in.

Guy lives half a mile away
from us, Ryan.

Why don't you bring him
a casserole, Keith?

You're not as funny
as you think you are.

♪ Livin' the big lie ♪

Shut the computer.

♪ This smile that I'm wearin' ♪

I want to tell you something

and I don't want you to freak out, okay?

[Sighs] Oh, man.

I haven't even said anything, Keith.

What is it?

I'm thinking of moving out.

Keith?

Why?

Well, because, um...

I've been here a long time.

And, you know, we're grown men.

We... We need our space.

It's not happening tomorrow, man.

I'm just telling you I'm looking.

Ryan, I...

Ryan, I know I'm not perfect, and...

And it's not about that, dude.

...you probably have better...

It's nothing you did.

Then what? Why?

Because.

This was never permanent.

Hey... Hey, we're still boys, dude.

We're still gonna hang out all the time.

Sit down, man.

Keith.

I... I have diarrhea, Ryan.

[Door slams]

[Camera shutters clicking]

Good afternoon.
We're going to start anyway.

Alvey will be here shortly.

[Reporters clamoring]

Yes. Go ahead.

Woman: This question's for Matt.

No kidding.

[Light laughter]

Matt, you retired a legend...

UFC Hall of Fame, all the accolades.

Why are you doing this?
What do you have to prove?

Well, first thing,

I want to thank Garo
for putting this together.

And I'm sorry my opponent
couldn't be bothered.

Why am I doing this?

Well, first thing, I'm not that old.

If you look at Hendo,
he's older than I am,

and he's... he's still fighting.

Um...

But Alvey made it personal.
He called me out.

And now it looks like
the guy's having cold feet.

The dude's still a head case.

Okay, well, uh, anybody else?

Next question.

You, young lady.

Lisa: Alvey. What are you doing?

Mm.

Has it started?

Yes!

Another glass, please.

No, no, no, no, no. We're gonna go.

- Alvey.
- How's Hughes? Is he pissed?

Yeah. So is Garo.

Good.

I hope they turn
all f*ckin' purple and sweaty.

Can you stop?

To you.

Come on.

To you.

You are very f*cking good
at what you do, okay?

You're a hustler in the best of ways.

You took care of me. Thank you.

I made your deal.
I didn't change your diaper.

Now will you please go?

I'm going.

You got this?

Yeah.

All right. Thank you.

A million bucks.

f*ckin' open the door, please, Kayla.

Kayla, op... I'll kick
the f*ckin' door down.

Open the f*ckin' door, Kayla.

[Pounding]

I'll kick the fucker down!

Open the f*ckin' door, Kayla!

Stop it!

Listen. Listen, listen.

I have got an entire film crew, okay,

getting paid by the hour,

sitting on their f*cking asses,
doing nothing.

Where the f*ck is she?

She can't work. She's sick.

Oh, f*ck's sake.
What the f*ck is wrong with her?

She can hardly walk.

Those guys were too rough with her.

They hurt her.

f*ck that. She was fine last night.

f*ck you.

How you feeling, love?

Okay.

[Sighs]

Chrissy says your c**t's sore.

Mm.

You know, we've got
this beautiful location.

Big, flashy house in the hills.

Good-lookin' boy.

He's f*cked a lot of the girls
that you've heard of.

This will be good for you.

There is a lot of people
counting on you today, love.

So, think you can work?

Yeah, of course.

Yeah, I can do it.

Of course you can do it,
big girl like you.

Come on. Up and at 'em.

Kayla.

Get back in bed.

Kayla: I'm okay.

Just get in the f*ckin' bed.

Take her to the doctor on Lankershim.

Get her tested, too.

Maybe you should see the doctor.

[Sighs] I'm fine.

Just get her fixed.

Well, I'm just thrilled that
Matt took this fight, you know.

It's an honor to fight him.

He is an all-timer.

[Reporters clamoring]

Yes, sir.

Man: Why was it so important
to fight Matt Hughes?

Alvey: Unfinished business.

Uh, last time we fought,
Matt took it to me pretty good.

Left me with a bad taste in my mouth.

I want to get rid of that.

Some people are saying
this fight's nothing more

than a sideshow,

a marketing ploy.

Some people can go f*ck
themselves in the ass.

How about that?

Garo: Okay. The guy with the bad shirt.

Go ahead.

This is for Alvey.

What kind of condition
are you in right now?

Well, I'm not fight-ready,
that's for sure,

but I've been training hard.

I spar a few times a week.

Everything's gonna get kicked up
once I go into camp.

But I will be ready for Mr. Matt Hughes.

What about mentally?

Huh?

Mentally.

Mentally.

Mentally, I'm on a tropical island

with a beautiful woman

and not having to answer
your stupid questions.

I mean, what the f*ck
does that even mean?

It's fair to say

you had a mercurial reputation
as a fighter.

Before you arrived,
Matt called you a head case.

Do you want to comment on that?

You called me a head case, Matt?

[Laughs]

Are you comparing me to Matt Hughes?

This piece of f*ckin' cornbread.

He goes to bed at : every night

with a glass of milk in his hand.

He drives a f*cking tractor.

I am Sid f*ckin' Vicious
compared to this Cub Scout.

Any other thoughtful questions? No?

Thank you very much.

[Reporters clamoring]

Shelbanator.

Hi.

Hi. How are you?

Good. How are you?

I'm doing all right.

Good to see you.

May I?

Yes, you may.

You are going to birth
a strapping highlander boy

with hair of fire.

What are you doing here?

Uh, I'm picking up Ryan.

He is right inside.

Can you tell him I'm here?

Okay.

Hey, fellas. How are ya?

Dom Ramos. New coach.

Ryan.

Ryan. Pleasure.

Jay Kulina.

Ah, okay.

I'm f*ckin' excited.

Helping out while Alvey's training.

I don't want to keep you.

I just wanted to introduce myself.

You know what I mean?

You guys need anything, don't hesitate.

I'm at your disposal. Okay?

Yeah.

Take care, guys.

Looking forward to working
with you, all right?

Uh, where's the truck, man?

Truck's at home.

They give this to me when I work.

Dan calls it the "white glove service."

When I'm driving this car,
you imagine me to be

a highly successful and sought-after

real-estate expert representing
prestigious clients

and the toniest properties
in the greater Los Angeles area.

To me you'll always
just be Jay in a suit.

Monday, Wednesday, and see how it goes.

Here's an I- and a W-
I need you to fill out,

and I'll need a copy
of your driver's license.

Is there a problem?

Cash would be better for me.

Why is that?

Ex-wife.

Horrible woman, good lawyer. You know?

I don't f*ck around with the IRS.

Yeah, all right.

Yeah.

I had to ask.

Here you go.

[Television playing indistinctly]

[Door opens, closes]

Okay, why don't you go lie down?

I'll get you some water.

[Television turns off]

[Sighs] Well?

She has a bruised cervix
and some tearing.

How long's that gonna take?

Can you be f*cking decent for once?

I was just f*ckin' askin'.

You know?

Here, sweetie.

Take one of these.

You try to get some sleep, okay?

Will you lay with me
just for like a minute?

Sure.

[Woman moaning]

Oh, oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no!

What are you doing?

Oh, stop. I'm just cleaning up.

No, no. You should not be lifting this.

It's not that heavy.

I don't care.

Look, I don't even think
you should be working.

Alvey's looking for you.

Come here.

How's my boy?

Large and in charge.

[Laughs]

Oh, I pray to God he has my hair.

[Groaning]

Yeah?

Hey.

What's happening?

I need a muscle relaxer
and a painkiller.

Not too strong, though. I need to train.

What's going on?

Man, I got this f*cking pain
from my neck down both arms.

My hands are numb.

I think it could be a nerve
or somethin'.

My back is really tight.

You hurt it?

No. Nothing happened.

Just started feeling it.

My grip is weak.

That sounds like a disc.

- Yeah?
- You should get an MRI.

I'll give it a couple days.

Here.

Flexeril.

Percocet.

You know, the other thing is my, uh,

my pinky twitches and my tricep too.

What do you think that is?

Sounds neurological.

Neurological, like what?
What do you mean?

You know, like ALS or Parkinson's.

Are you f*ckin' kidding me?
Like Parkinson's?

Look, it could just be you
had a strong cup of coffee.

Jesus f*ckin' Christ.

Oh, it's Parkinson's or I had coffee?

ALS? Come on, Mac.

It... It could be
a million f*cking things

or it's, you know, nothing.

Is it coffee or is it ALS?

Look, just get an MRI, all right?

I don't need a f*ckin' MRI.

It could be a million things.

- I don't need an MRI!
- It's probably nothing.

Give me some Xanax.

Yeah, okay.

How many do you want?

Two.

Eight. Give me eight.

Okay, how about this? Here's the bottle.

I'm sorry I said ALS.

Get out of my office.

Hey.

Just... Just get out of my office.

Stay off the f*cking Internet,
all right?

Yeah.

[Groans]

f*cking idiot.

Jay: HOAs are $ a month.

That includes pool access
and a shared courtyard.

There's a, uh, reverse osmosis
filter for the water.

What's that do?

It reverses the osmosis process.

Makes it taste better.

I'm not feeling it.

Moving on.

Dude, you don't have to do this.
Man, come on.

Do what?

This.

Showing me around like a bitch, man.

It just feels weird.

This is what I do now.

You need to be fighting, dude.

We're - .

A f*cking draw, man.
That doesn't bother you?

I don't even think about it.

I do, man. Don't you want to know?

Know what?

Who's the better man.

You are the better man.

Better fighter.

I'm serious.

Better warrior.

I give you my belt.

No, come on, man. Quit f*ckin' around.

I give you the blue ribbon.

Jay.

Sir, I humbly lay my sword
upon your feet.

I'm serious, Jay.

I call mercy.

The w*r is done.

You are supreme.

You can sleep, sir.

Stand the f*ck up, man. Come on.

I'm trying to have a f*ckin'
conversation, Jay.

You're clean. Think how good you'd be.

Both those fights,
neither of us were healthy.

Let's do a third fight
and get you f*ckin' paid, man.

Garo'll pay out the ass...

It's not about money.

I have a daughter.

Do it for her.

That'd be corny as f*ck,
Ryan, and it's a lie.

[Scoffs]

I don't even care if you fight me, man.

Just get back in, dude.

Just f*cking get back in, man. Come on.

Make money with the gift
that God gave you.

You weren't raised like I was.

Let's see some more properties?

Yeah.

You got anything better than this?

Nothing you can afford, but...

Well, then show me
something I can afford.

Dare to f*ckin' dream.

[Knock on glass]

Yeah.

[Door opens]

Hey.

You okay?

Am I okay? Yeah, I'm fine. Why?

How's the new guy?

He's, uh, getting acclimated.

Everything good?

He asked to be paid in cash.

Ah, I bet you he has an ex-wife.

f*ck!

Do all you guys think this way?

[Laughs]

What... What are these?

Pinched a nerve. Bad.

What?

I think you were a little salty
at the press conference.

Oh, come on. I was selling the fight.

It was more than that.

f*ckin' Hughes is a prick.
You know that.

He's always been a prick.

You were on that medication
for a long time.

- Lexapro?
- Mm-hmm.

- It's not that.
- Well, it changes your brain chemistry...

- It's not that.
- ...and when you stop taking it...

Lis, I feel good. Look at me.

I feel good. I really do.

I'm not sleeping enough,
but I'm... I'm following

my doctor's orders to the letter.

I swear to God, hand on heart.

There's no meltdown here.

Good.

Good?

Yeah. Okay.

- Great talk.
- Where are you going?

I got a date.

Really?

What's he do?

Something with money.

Something with money? You like money?

Mm-hmm.

Yeah.

You know, I got about
a million bucks coming my way.

Minus percent.

You're welcome.

[Laughs]

This is what I'm talkin' about!

Yeah. You can't quite afford it.

How much is it?

. .

Yes.

Yes!

Dude, look at this.

Hey, whoa. Take your shoes off.

- What? Oh, sh*t.
- Take your shoes off.

Who lives here?

Nobody. It's just staged to sell.

Is this your listing?

It's my boss's,
so don't f*ck up anything.

[Sighs]

Dude.

How do I get a place like this?

Ah, you don't,
even if you had the money.

Six offers... five all cash.

over listing.

Chinamen and Russians, man,

they are blowing us out of the water.

You sound like my dad.

That guy knew some sh*t.

[Chuckles]

[Bottle pops, liquid pours]

Thank you.

You got it.

[Laughing] Dude.

Hey, you ever get that stroller?

Yeah. It was very generous of you.

There's more coming, dude.

We're gonna spoil that girl.

- We can't take it, though.
- Why?

Yeah, it was a thousand bucks.

You know, Amy feels uncomfortable.

I wasn't even thinking about that.

That was so f*ckin' rude, man.

I wasn't big-timing you. You know that.

Oh, I didn't take it that way.

We're all good, man.

Why don't you
just take it back to the store,

get a bunch of little sh*t, you know?

Tell Amy I took it if you want.

It's a gift for Maya, man. That's it.

[Chuckles]

Show me the pool.

[Laughs]

Dom, what are you doing?

God damn, you look delicious.

Sorry. You caught me off-guard.

I was just gonna say,
we have a girl that does that.

You don't have to do that.

Nah, it's all good. It's meditative.

Helps me with my OCD, you know?

Okay.

Uh, well, make sure
you leave before Joe.

He's got the keys to lock up.

Who's the lucky guy?

Good night, Dom.

Good night, boss.

Oh!

Tim: Coming back from Santa Barbara,

and it was a good trip
but not a great trip.

You know, we had a nice hotel room,

but we both just feel
this distance between...

Do you need something?

Well, I was just gonna
get another one lined up.

You're gonna lap me.

I drink fast.

This is boring. I should shut up.

No, it is the best story

I've ever heard in my whole life.

It's so good.

Santa Barbara, ex-girlfriend, go.

I'm in.

Long story short,
we broke up about a year ago.

I'm just coming out of the rubble,

and a friend of mine mentioned
Transcendental Meditation, so...

Is it helping?

No. Not at all.

It's basically just shutting
my eyes for minutes.

I can't even remember to do it.

I have an alert on my phone twice a day,

and I still don't do it.

So, how did you get
into the TM community?

That's a dark story.

Ooh. I love a dark story.

[Chuckling] Really?

- Yeah.
- Okay.

[Cellphone vibrates]

sh*t. It's work.

Ah, that's... Take it.

But you are gonna have to tell
me the story after.

You get me another drink,
and I'll tell you everything.

Deal.

Thank you. Hey.

Dom: Hey, Lis. I'm sorry to bother you.

I got locked in. I was in the shower.

Oh, um, there's a key in my office,

in the middle drawer.

So, how's your date?

Fine.

That don't sound good.

Are you in my office yet?

I'm walking in now.

So what's his deal?

I don't know what his deal is.

I just met him.

Did he at least take you someplace nice?

Yeah, it's okay.

He a white boy?

What?

Ah, he is a white boy!

Is that all you date?

No, and that's inappropriate.

Are you f*cking high?

No, no, I didn't...
I didn't mean anything by that.

I'm just playing with you.

Did you find the key?

I did.

What's the alarm code?

.

And I want that key back tomorrow.

... - .

Hey, you have fun.

Ryan: I need a woman.

Jay: Dial your phone.

No, I need a woman in my life.

Like, a real one, like Amy.

Amy was just a girl at the bar.

They're out there.

Not like her, man. She's a good girl.

Oh, she wasn't when I met her.

I had her pregnant five hours
after she said hello.

[Both laugh]

Which is remarkable because
"I never do this sort of thing."

[Both laugh]

I did not know that.

Yeah.

I didn't either.

Until six weeks later
when she called, but...

[Sighs]

Yeah, I got very lucky.

I f*cked up with the right girl.

Hey, no.

Hey.

She was put in your life for a reason.

Mm.

You love her, right?

Very much.

Why? How do you know?

'Cause she loves me and I believe it.

And now we have Maya.

Ahh.

So, it was a good time.

Yeah.

Yeah.

[Chuckles]

Um...

Should we leave your car?

Uh, yeah, actually,

m-maybe we shouldn't do that tonight.

Why not?

I mean, you know,
I just got over something.

You just went through a lot of stuff.

Tim, this is not a big deal.

Well, I mean, it is to me.

And you've had a lot to drink.

Oh, f*ckin' God.

What... Lisa, I'm sorry.

No. Don't apologize.

Okay, uh, I think
you're misunderstanding me.

I like you a lot,
and I had a great time tonight.

Thank you, Tim, for dinner.

Can I call you?

Are you... Are you sure
you're all right to drive?

Yes, Tim, I am.

Thank you for asking

and thank you
for being such a gentleman.

Okay.

[Gasps] Oh, my God!

♪ You guys, I can't take any more! ♪

♪ ...some fellow gets sh*t ♪

♪ And his baby and his best
friend both die with him ♪

♪ As likely as not ♪

♪ In half of the other songs ♪

♪ Some cat's cryin' or ready to die ♪

♪ We've lost
most all of our happy people ♪

♪ And I'm wonderin' why ♪

Let's think about livin'

Yes, that was f*ckin' intense.

♪ Think about lovin' ♪

♪ Let's think about the whoopin'
and the hoppin' ♪

♪ And the boppin'
and the lovey lovey dovin' ♪

You guys are so fun.

[Computer dings]

[Laughs] And generous.

I love it.

♪ Let's think about life ♪

♪ We lost old Marty Robbins ♪

Thank you, boys.

♪ And now Miss Patti
Page or one of them ♪

♪ Is a-wearing black ♪

♪ And "Cathy's Clown" has Don and Phil ♪

♪ Where they feel
like-a they could die ♪

♪ If we keep on a-losin'
our singers like that ♪

♪ I'll be the only one you can buy ♪

♪ Let's think about livin' ♪

♪ Let's think about lovin' ♪

♪ Let's think about the whoopin'
and the hoppin' ♪

♪ And the boppin'
and the lovey lovey dovin' ♪

♪ Let's forget about the whin'
and the cryin' ♪

♪ And the sh**t' and the dyin' ♪

♪ And the fellow
with a switchblade Kn*fe ♪

♪ Let's think about livin' ♪

♪ Let's think about life ♪

♪ Let's think about livin' ♪

♪ Let's think about lovin' ♪

[Ringtone playing]

Hi.

What are you doin'?

I'm lying in bed.

What are you doing?

Lying on the floor.

Why?

Pinched nerve.

Well, that's no fun.

Ah, it's not so bad.
Took something for it.

You going to the baptism?

I am.

Are you?

I think so.

You probably should
since you're the reason

Jay thinks he's Catholic.

[Chuckles]

Be careful. God is listening.

Well, I just hope he's not watching.

Is there something
I can do for you, Alvey?

I had a dream about you.

What happened?

You took the b*ll*ts out of my g*n.

It felt real.

Good night, Alvey.

[Door closes]

[Keypad beeping]

Jay: - ...

[Beeping continues]

Bingo, bango.

You rinsed all the glasses?

Yeah.

Yo.

Come on.

Get the f*ck off me.

Get the f*ck off me.

Come on, man.

Give me a f*ckin' break.

What?

Jay: f*ck!

Ha!

[Laughs]

[Coughing]

[Gasping]

f*ck you.

[Gate opens]