05x04 - Episode 4

Episode transcripts for the TV show "Rosehaven". Aired: October 2016 to present.*
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"Rosehaven" follows two friends, who return to their Tasmanian hometown to help run a family real estate business.
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05x04 - Episode 4

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(CASH REGISTER DINGS)

(COINS RATTLE)

(CASH REGISTER DRAWER CLOSES)

(SIGHS) Morning,
Daniel. What can I get you?

Uh, the usual, thanks.

Which is?

Mikayla, we order the same thing every day.

I'm not saying we're special or anything,

but surely the repetition alone would...

Two long blacks, one weak, please.

I think this is the best
cardigan I've ever bought.

It's definitely top three.
What do you like about it?

Uh, just the whole floral arrangement.

Me too.

Hey.

If you could only eat one thing from
the bakery for the rest of your life,

what would it be?

- Apple cake.
- A fruit thing?

- It's cake.
- Nup. Choose again.

- Oh.
- Excuse me, champ.

Sorry.

Can you please give me all of your money?

- All of your money.
- Holy sh*t!

What?

Uh, you give me all the money out of
the cash register and then I leave.

It's OK. Greg's in here.

It might not be OK. It's alright, Mikayla.

Just... just give him what's in there.

- (CASH REGISTER DINGS)
- Uh, feel free to intervene, Greg.

Oh, yeah, um, um...

... you... you won't get away with this.

Uh, money, please. I'm actually
getting quite hot in this thing.

Thanking you.

OK.

Nice cardigan.

Oh!

Straws.

Always wanted one of these.

But you have to actually own a shop
to be able to buy one, don't you?

Do you mind if I take it?

Oh. (LAUGHS) Yeah.

- (DOOR OPENS)
- (BELL RINGS)

(DOOR CLOSES)

(SIGHS)

EMMA: Hold on.

Did you use me as a human shield?

Uh... no, I was protecting you
if someone came through the back.

Yeah, I did. (SIGHS)

SONG: ♪ Yeah, we know ♪

♪ Even if we had so far to go ♪

♪ Even if the pace is slow ♪

♪ Well,
I'll be coming home to you again ♪

♪ If we find ♪

♪ Something to feel that we belong ♪

♪ If we can right all the wrongs ♪

♪ Well, I'll be coming home to you again.


I didn't think he had a g*n. Yes, you did.

And you chose to let me
die to protect yourself.

- I wasn't thinking.
- That's worse!

That means your gut instinct

is to throw me under the
bus to save yourself.

I would never throw you under a bus.

I don't know if our
friendship's gonna be able

to come back from this.

It was an accident. Let's not forget
who the real criminal is here.

- (DOOR OPENS)
- The criminal.

I heard someone robbed the bakery.

Yeah.
And your son used me as a human shield.

What happened?

- A guy walked in wearing a balaclava.
- A robber.

Well,
I think that's clear from the balaclava.

You can wear a balaclava
and not be a burglar.

DANIEL: Yeah, at a
ski resort, not a bakery.

What's the difference between
a robber and a burglar?

I think burglars rob houses.

Was anyone hurt?

- No.
- Yes.

Me. I was hurt, in my feelings,
because of him.

'Cause he used me as a human shield.

Even though he knows
this is my best cardigan.

- It IS nice.
- Thank you.

Why didn't he rob the bank next door?

- Less security.
- Way less, duh.

- Yeah, alright.
- BARBARA: Did he get away?

Yeah. He just walked
through the front door.

Greg was in there,
but he didn't do anything.

- Oh, Greg.
- EMMA: Everyone's pretty mad at him.

Maybe it's time he stepped down,
let someone else have a go.

- (GASPS)
- Oh, come on.

- I like Greg.
- Whoo!

But we all know he's not capable
of dealing with any real crime.

He's like parsley - there for appearances.

We're not trained, OK?

Maybe Greg did exactly what
police are supposed to do

in that situation.

I mean, yeah, the training probably
isn't to get muffin on your shirt.

- But...
- (PHONE ALERT CHIMES)

... he's a great guy,
you know - we all have a bad day at work.

- It's from Bruce.
- What's he want?

They want to interview me on
the radio about the robbery.

I'm a star witness.

He hasn't asked me.

BARBARA:
Maybe it's because you didn't see anything

while you were hiding
behind your best friend.

Now,
I'm probably never gonna say this again,

but would you like to take
the rest of the day off?

Oh. Um... yes, thank you, I will.
I'm quite shaken.

I think I'll just take some
time to digest what happened

and reflect on the cost
of one man's actions.

At least he didn't get that much money.

I'm talking about YOU and YOUR actions.

- I'll stay at work.
- BARBARA: That's good.

Because I wasn't talking to you.

Aren't you supposed to
be hosting an open home

at Dowling Street today?

sh*t! Yes, I am.

Are you gonna be able to do
it without me to hide behind?

Yes, thank you.

MADDRICK:
Big thanks to sponsor Tim's Tyre and Auto.

If I had a car, that's where I'd go.

Yep, and if you're just joining us,
we're talking to Emma Dawes,

a star witness from the Rosehaven break-in.

- Um... sorry, it's a robbery.
- What?

Not a break-in.

OK. Yeah.

Well, this is exactly the
kind of firsthand information

we endeavour to uncover.

Emma, please continue.

Uh, well, Daniel and I were getting coffees

and, uh, I was a bit distracted

because I was trying to
decide what I would choose

if I could only eat one thing from
the bakery for the rest of my life.

Right.

Then this guy comes in wearing a balaclava,
which is weird,

because who does that?

Like, you'd get the worst hat hair,
and it's not even a hat.

Custard tart.

Go on.

So... he's in there...

Did he have a g*n? A Kn*fe?
One of each, maybe?

Not sure.
He did have a commanding voice, though.

And I'm not sure if it was his real voice.

He might have been trying to disguise it.

BRUCE: I cannot believe I missed this.

So close to some real action in
the town and I bloody miss it.

- I would have tackled him.
- Dumb. Get stabbed.

Not if he had a g*n.

No,
but the bakery should have set up a series

of Home-Alone-style traps.

The customers would trigger them -
they'd lose heaps of business

if they started knocking people out...

Do you want to hear the rest? Yeah. Go on.

- (PHONE RINGS)
- OK.

Oh! Getting a phone call.

Is that someone just calling your phone?

Yeah.
Let's find out what they've got to say.

Hi, Aunty Hazel.

HAZEL: Hello, Maddrick? Are you there?

MADDRICK: Yeah. Yeah.
We're on the air. Go ahead.

HAZEL: OK.

I was just calling to see if you're OK,

because I believe there
was a robbery in Rosehaven.

- You OK, da rlin'?
- I'm fine, thanks.

HAZEL: Oh, OK. There you have it.

Straight from the mouth
of a concerned citizen,

trying to come to grips with a...

... with a potential crime wave
in our sleepy little town.

HAZEL: I heard Greg was in
there and didn't do anything.

You don't know that, Hazel.

HAZEL: Not only did he not stop the guy

but he didn't even get a look at his face.

Uh, well, he was wearing a balaclava.

HAZEL: Yeah, I heard he just
ate a muffin and peed his pants.

OK, the muffin, yes...

My dad would never
pee his pants on the job!

HAZEL: Look, I like Greg,
but we need a policeman who can protect us.

Hey, Dad is doing the best he can, Hazel.

HAZEL: Yeah. Alright.

He was there before
the crime even happened.

- How's that for instincts?
- HAZEL: Yes. Alright. Bye.

- See ya.
- Thanks, Aunty Hazel. Gotta go.

HAZEL: Alright. Bye-bye. Bye, everyone.

Dad, if you're listening, ignore that, OK?
We are all behind you.

And sorry I didn't take
the bins out this morning.

Well, I mean, Greg is...
he is pretty soft on crime.

- (PHONE RINGS)
- He is not!

Oh! Hold on.
(LAUGHS) We never get this many calls.

- Hello. You're on the air.
- MAN: On the air? Uh, oh.

Uh, first-time caller, long-time listener.

Hey, Maddrick,
I just heard your Aunty Hazel on the radio,

and she told me her phone
was getting fixed this week

and that's why she
couldn't return my calls.

(LAUGHS) And I just wanted to say,
I'm onto you, Hazel.

(LAUGHS) Busted.

Sorry about that, Aunty Hazel.

MAN: Yeah, and also, I like Greg,

but he's as tough on
crime as a marshmallow.

Oh, yeah, you won't be saying
that when Dad catches him.

MAN: (LAUGHS) Yeah,
he'll be long gone by now, mate.

Greg missed his chance to get him
'cause he's a chicken.

Oh, yeah, you don't know what
you're talking about, mate.

Yeah, Greg's not a chicken.

He probably just didn't
want to escalate things.

Yeah? And he was way
braver than Daniel was.

- What?
- EMMA: Yeah.

Daniel McCallum,
when faced with an armed assailant,

used me, his best
friend, as a human shield.

- Oh!
- Oh...

MAN: Oh, that's rough as guts.

MADDRICK: I guess bravery is
something you're born with.

BRUCE: Or not born with, in Danny's case.

(MADDRICK AND BRUCE LAUGH)

EMMA: Well, I mean,
turns out behind every great woman,

there's a -year-old man hiding.

- Oh, God.
- (MADDRICK AND BRUCE LAUGH)

EMMA: Sorry, quick question.
Am I getting paid for this inter...

(TURNS OFF RADIO)

(KEYS JINGLE)

Oh, no.

Oh, come on.

(RATTLES HANDLE) sh*t!

MAN: Daniel?

Hi.

Sorry, I... I forgot my keys.

That's... fine.

Um, I should have knocked, but I, uh...

... I didn't think you'd
be here for the open home.

Yeah, we, uh, weren't going to be,
but after the robbery this morning,

we just didn't feel like going out.

Right.

Also, we wanted to talk to you.

We know that you were at
the bakery this morning.

Oh, I was, but I'm OK, thanks.

I'm...
I'm completely fine to do the open home.

We don't think so.

- What?
- We heard what you did.

How could you use
someone as a human shield?

I mean, is someone really a shield
if they don't get hit by anything?

Then to push her over
and run into the toilet?

- I didn't push her over!
- That's what we heard.

- Or run to the toilet.
- From a star witness.

We don't want you managing
our rental anymore.

I...
I'm still just as good a property manager.

Yeah, we think it's best if
we went with another agent,

someone we feel safe with.

With some better morals.
And who remembers keys.

You said it was fine!

Just checking for danger.

- All clear.
- (SCOFFS)

Thanks, Kevin Costner.

I know you're still upset, but I-I'm...
I'm trying.

- I lost two clients today.
- Oh, no. Are you OK?

- Do you need to go to your safe place?
- Behind me?

Oh, Jesus.

WOMAN: Well,
I heard that Greg told the robber

that he could take everything from
the bakery as long as he let HIM go.

That's frightening.
I don't want to be too scared to buy bread.

- Or a pie.
- Or a pie.

I heard that Daniel McCallum hid
behind a child with a broken arm.

None of that happened.
OK, I didn't hide behind a child.

I hid behind her.
Which is still bad, but...

I'm gonna go to the toilet.

- (SIGHS)
- Running to the toilet again?

Hey, Phil. Rough day, right?

- You bet. What?
- (SIGHS)

Oh.

Someone robbed the bakery this morning.

Oh.

It'd be an inside job.
I reckon Dawn done that.

Uh, well, she was behind the counter,
so I doubt it.

Oh, well. These things happen.

I just wonder what they're doing now.

Probably in some other small town,

to rob THEIR bakery,
get THEIR cop in trouble.

Yeah, probably.

- Cheers, mate. Hello.
- Oh! Hi.

- Sorry? Who's this?
- This is Michael.

- He's me brother.
- EMMA: Oh.

Nice cardigan.

- It IS a nice cardigan.
- Thank you.

Just surprised I haven't
seen you around before.

Oh, I just got in this morning.

Yeah, I haven't seen Phil for...

- A long time.
- Yeah.

Is that right? What time this morning?

Weirdly specific question.

Um, do you want me to find us a table?

I'm happy to sit closest to the
door and protect you if any...

... monsters come in or...

Daniel, this is Michael, Phil's brother.

- Oh. Uh, nice to meet you.
- Yeah, likewise.

Yeah, you might recognise
Michael from such robberies

as this morning at the bakery.

- What?
- Excuse me?

You clearly did it.

- Uh, did what?
- You robbed the bakery this morning.

Settle down!

Is this how you welcome all visitors?

Uh, ones that rob us and then
have the balls to turn up

at our pub afterwards, yes.

I mean...

... come on.

It's obviously you.

You said "Nice cardigan"
and so did the robber.

Well, it is a nice cardigan.
I know that. It's spectacular.

Em,
you can't just go around accusing people.

- Can't I?
- Well, you shouldn't.

We'll... we'll... we'll let you guys go.
Sorry.

- You...
- Let's... let's... let's...

They seem nice.

Nah.

No, there weren't even any babies in there.

And if there were, they wouldn't be
big enough to use as a human shield.

Do... do you have any
real estate questions or... ?

I sleep fine at night, thanks very much.

- Good morning.
- Greg. I was gonna call you.

One moment.

Daniel McCallum, I want you to accompany me

down to the police station
to answer a few questions.

What about?

Uh,
we've had a report of suspicious activity.

A, uh, redheaded male forcing
ingress at Dowling Crescent.

I had an open home. I forgot my keys,
so I was climbing in the window.

Right.

Ask the owners. They let me in.

I still need you to come
down and make a statement.

- But...
- Greg.

What is this really about?

(SIGHS) I'm sorry. I...

A neighbour saw you climbing in
through the window and she rang me.

I... I knew there must be
some explanation, but...

... I... I just want people to know

that I take the job seriously, after...

... you know.

The robbery.

Yeah, thanks, Mrs Marsh.

This isn't the way.

You've got to catch the bakery robber

if you want people to respect you again,
and I can help.

My detective skills only
get better with age.

Like my old lady impressions.

Oh, I appreciate that,
but it won't be necessary.

I've already got a lead.

No, the... the perpetrator
of the robbery in question's

been apprehended.

- Who?
- Who?

Phil. He confessed.

- Phil?!
- GREG: Yeah, he's in the cell now.

I have to find the right
paperwork to process him.

I've never had a robber before.

There is no way Phil did it.
He's covering for his brother.

- Can we talk to him?
- No! He's under arrest.

And I'm doing things by the book.

Mind you, I haven't had to use
this part of the book before.

Greg, we know you're under a
lot of pressure from the town,

but it'll be worse if
you arrest the wrong guy.

EMMA: Just let me talk to him.

Look, I'll just tag along.

You've gotta take old
Backyard Creeper in anyway.

I forgot my keys!

(SIGHS)

(DOOR CLOSES)

- G'day, boys.
- Wait.

(BLOWS) Is it recording?

- (BLOWS)
- Oh, I think so.

OK. Hey, Phil.

Hey. What's all this?

What? Oh. Yeah, we're making,
like, a true-crime podcast.

- Oh.
- About you. It's called Masked Robber.

Not Baking Bad?
We'll ask the questions, alright?

- But that's actually pretty good.
- That's bloody good.

It's gonna be a really gritty,
unapologetic dissection

of the mind of a pathological criminal.

- Oh. Well, I'm flattered.
- Yeah. Initial impressions.

Phil had shark eyes, like a shark,
and looked at us like a shark would.

- (DOOR OPENS)
- Like this?

EMMA: Oh! Hello.

Sorry, do you mind if we, uh,
have some time alone with the suspect?

BRUCE: No, no, no, no, no.
We were here first.

Don't even think about
making a true-crime podcast.

You guys can wait outside.

Actually, I think these batteries are done.

I'll have to go and get some more. What?!

Don't ask him anything psychological.

- (DOOR CLOSES)
- EMMA: So...

Yep.

I'm gonna make this easy on you.
We know you didn't rob the bakery.

No, it was all me. I'm the mastermind.

I'm the heist-meister.
Lock me up and throw away the key.

No way it was you.

Yeah. I love robbing bakeries.
It's me new hobby.

And you just happened
to do it on the same day

your brother came into town?

It's a coincidence.

See? There's no physical evidence.
Phil confessed.

- Case closed.
- EMMA: Alright.

If it was you,
what was the other thing you stole?

Hey?

You stole something other than the money.
What was it?

Not telling. Because you don't know.

Because you weren't the robber.

No, I just don't want
to incriminate myself.

DANIEL: Phil, you confessed.

That's, like,
the most you can incriminate yourself.


Oh, and I understand you might
be in here with me soon, Danny.

- (DOOR OPENS)
- Break and enter.

- I wish I could say I was shocked.
- I forgot my keys!

- Admit you didn't do it!
- BRUCE: Do not answer, Phil.

Save it for the podcast!

EMMA: I just don't get why Phil would
admit to something he didn't do.

Surely that's against the law.

DANIEL: Well, he's already in jail.

(SCOFFS)

Mrs Marsh, just give him whatever he wants.

A rental?

- What?
- Oh, hi.

I was just talking to... Mrs Marsh, is it?

- Yes.
- Yeah, cool.

Yeah, about getting a rental,
how that whole deal works.

- What you got available.
- So you want to rent here?

Yeah, well,
I can't live in my brother's shed forever.

Too many spiders. (LAUGHS)

So you're... staying, in Rosehaven?

Yeah, it's pretty nice.

I'm a bit low on petrol, so...
might stick around for a bit.

As if we would recommend you for a rental.

Phil is sitting in sort of prison

because he confessed to robbing the bakery.

You can't discriminate against me just
'cause I'm related

to someone with a criminal past.

Pa... ?
It was yesterday, and Phil didn't do it.

Look, I might just...

... grab a couple of brochures,

have a bit of a browse.

Yeah, Em, I think you should let it go.

- You heard Greg. Case closed.
- Well, he closed it wrong.

We're gonna have to prove
it was him ourselves.

To be fair, all you've got to go on him

is that he was in town
when the crime happened.

- Yep.
- As was everyone else who lives here.

Yep.

Including the man who confessed.

- Yep.
- Well, that's not a lot to go on.

I've got something else.

- Don't say a hunch.
- A hunch.

Mrs Marsh,
did he touch anything on your desk

we could lift his prints from?

- Or drop hairs?
- Maybe we can get a DNA sample.

I wrote his number down in case
you didn't get back in time.

Good thinking.

Daniel, I need you to call him and say,
"I'm sorry, blah, blah, blah,"

and you've found a potential
rental you want to show him.

The only open rental I had today,
I got fired from, remember?

Well, you know, think outside the box.
Bend the rules.

Start thinking like a crook. Come on.

Just take him somewhere,
keep him busy while I do something else.

You gonna tell me what
that something else is?

No. The less you know, the better.

Can't have you getting in any more trouble,
particularly with Greg

out on a lockdown rampage,
and now you've got a record.

I forgot my keys and they were home!

Are you gonna help me or not?

Please?

I need to know you're behind me.

Get it?

(DOOR BANGS)

And this is the...

... kitchen.

- Very nice.
- Thank you.

I mean, yeah, it is, yeah.

Current tenants didn't feel the need
to tidy up before the inspection?

I'm sure they were just
very busy this morning.

They're normally very tidy.

So,
what made you change your mind to help me?

Uh, I just felt bad about how
we've been treating you, you know?

We should be welcoming to new visitors,

not accusing them of... crimes.

- What are you doing?
- Doesn't come with the fridge?

- Uh... oh, no, sorry. Um...
- (SNIFFS)

And there are a lot of offers,
so you may not get it.

- Really? It's pretty ordinary.
- I think it's pretty nice.

Nah.

I reckon I've seen enough.

- Not for me.
- Are you sure?

You haven't even seen the... the bedrooms.

- Alright. Let's have a look.
- Uh, yeah.

- I'll just double-check them first.
- Um...

- For what?
- Oh. Uh, just common practice.

You're acting weird.

No, I'm not.

(SNIFFS) Is this how you
act at all open homes?

- Like what?
- Nervous. Fidgety.

- Not gonna steal anything.
- Yeah. I know.

You think I did it, don't you?

- No. No.
- Mmm.

Your friend thinks I did.

Look, if I thought you did it,

I wouldn't be showing
you round a... rental.

Oh, well. Hopefully, you can
show me some better ones.

- I'd live here.
- We all have different standards.

(KEYS JINGLE)

Oh, yes!

Thank you for doing this.

I'm all about using my
locksmith skills for justice.

What if, uh,
Phil's telling the truth, though?

There is no way, and if he is,
I'll tell everyone I tricked you into it.

I guess if we go to prison for this,
I can break us out,

assuming they let me take my tools in.

(GASPS) I knew it!

- (KNOCK AT DOOR)
- sh*t. He's back.

Daniel was supposed to keep him busy. Hide!

- OK.
- (KNOCK AT DOOR)

- Why would he knock?
- (DOOR SLIDES)

- Oh!
- Hey, I've been calling for ages.

Yeah, mate. My phone's on silent.
I'm breaking and entering.

What are you doing here?

I'm double-checking you're
not doing something as dumb

as breaking and entering
to prove yourself right.

- Hi, Daniel.
- Hi, Damien.

Where's Michael?
You're supposed to be distracting him.

I did as long as I could.
He's gone to the station to visit Phil.

Let's go before he comes back.
I found the straw dispenser.

- And the balaclava.
- Really?

- Yeah. They're in his luggage.
- OK.

So now we know we're at the
home of a criminal, let's go.

- (VEHICLE APPROACHES)
- sh*t. We're too late.

(DOOR SLIDES)

Evening.

Mind telling me what
you're doing in me shed?

- We're not in it.
- You know what IS in there?

Evidence.

Maybe you put it there.

- (SCOFFS)
- You think Greg will believe that?

And I assume they're your fingerprints

all over that straw dispenser?

OK. You got me.

Yes, we have!

See ya!

Hey!

- DAMIEN: Well, what are you doing?
- DANIEL: Em?

- Em! Careful!
- (ENGINE REVS)

(SIREN HOWLS)

(METAL BANGS)

I think you should come in for a chat.

Ooh!

Oh!

(SIGHS) Worth a sh*t.

Thanks, buddy.

You'd do the same for me.

Not wearing this cardigan, I wouldn't.

PHIL: I wouldn't say the devil talks to me.

But he hums tunes at me sometimes.

- Right.
- (DOOR OPENS)

And he tells me about these colours...

GREG: Alright, Phil, out of there.

BRUCE: Wait up. What's going on?

(SIGHS)

Phil didn't do it. Michael did.

(LAUGHS) What a twist!

We might have to do two eps.

- You alright, boy?
- Yeah, it was worth a try.

I guess if he gives back the
money and the other thing,

you could let him off with a caution, Greg?

- No, I can't do that.
- I have to send him on.

He's got warrants out for him.

You know, I've been looking into it.

Apparently, armed robbery's serious.

- So he DID have a g*n?
- MICHAEL: No.

It was just my finger in my pocket.

And it was my first try at robbery.

I... normally, I just steal stuff.

- Stealing IS robbery.
- No, I mean, like, shoplifting.

I saw a balaclava in a shop and I thought,

you know, I might change things,
have a bit of fun.

Gets really boring, like, taking stuff

and no-one knows how good you are at it.

- So you wanted to get caught?
- You're welcome.

Phil,
why did you confess if you didn't do it?

'Cause he's me brother.

And I thought Greg would
let me off with a warning

or just let me go altogether.

- MICHAEL: I appreciate it, mate.
- PHIL: Yeah, right.

Should have got rid of the dispenser,
but I just really enjoyed having one.

BRUCE: Well, I guess that's case closed.

Danny, heard you broke into
someone's house, you piece of work.

What was going through YOUR mind?

That I had an open home
and I forgot my keys!

You monster.

BRUCE: And with Michael behind bars,
the town was safe once more,

thanks to my dad, Officer Greg Hardwick,
Rosehaven's protector.

The end.

Ooh! Powerful stuff.

OK.

That was the final part of Baking Bad,

a soon-to-be-award-winning podcast.

Well, it's not a podcast anymore.

If it's been on radio, it's just radio.

Mmm.

Whatever.

OK, we've got two people in studio

who were at the bakery when it got robbed

and there when my dad
made the heroic arrest.

- Danny and Emma.
- (PHONE RINGS)

- Thanks for having us.
- Whoa-ho!

And we're getting a call.

Hello. You're on the air.

WOMAN: Oh, yeah, hi.

I just wanted to thank Greg
for catching the real criminal

and keeping our town safe.

- Great comment.
- WOMAN: Yeah, thank you.

I have a question for
Daniel about the bakery.

Uh, yeah, just before you ask,
I want to set the record straight.

I didn't push a stroller
in front of the criminal.

There... there were no babies there.

I didn't wet myself,
I didn't run to the toilet, I didn't cry

and I didn't offer to help the robber.

Do... does that answer your question?

WOMAN: Right.

Uh, but when did you and the robber kiss?

Oh, my God!

Answer the question.

Em and I just signed up for,
uh, cooking classes.

"Best dish will be permanently
added to the pub menu."

Welcome to Wishing
Wells... cooking classes.

That's the guy who wouldn't
let me look at his package!

He's gonna be mean to me.
You didn't do the homework, did you?

- (BUBBLING)
- How long have you been cooking?

- (BELL DINGS)
- A while. Ooh! My quiche.

Ready to announce the winner?

EMMA: This really isn't necessary.

Honestly, I'd rather you think
of me as strong, and a shield,

rather than someone you need to protect.

- Plus, you DID jump in front of me.
- Yeah, but that was just mud.

I need to make sure I'm there for
you if you're ever in real danger.

- Damien, throw the ball.
- (SIGHS)

- OK.
- DANIEL: Not overarm!
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