01x03 - Bar-Baral

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Abel, Don't make me repeat myself.

Abel, Bring her back.

Abel, By any means necessary.

O'Malley, Go on, offer the man a little help.

O'Malley, Or are you telling me that the overseer of the colonies

O'Malley, is afraid of some island pirates?

Abel, If it becomes known that soldiers frequent the island,

Abel, it will no longer be able to function as a free city.

Abel, That would also be less than ideal for England, financially speaking.

O'Malley, Ah, I follow you.

O'Malley, So it's not just America's farms that are under English control, but also the free cities?

O'Malley, Dearie, dearie... That's a frightful prospect.

O'Malley, All right. Use them as you see fit.

Abel, I can always count on your kind assistance, O'Malley.

Fena, It sure is cramped in here...

Karin, Is that a complaint about my design that I hear?

Fena, No! Never! I wouldn't dream of it!

Karin, The drive transmission system uses whale baleen. For lubricating oil, whale blubber.

Karin, Whales are awesome.

Fena, - What's the ship's name? - The Bonito II.

Fena, Bonito ? Not Whale?

Karin, Yep. Bonito.

Fena, Why?

Karin, 'Cause bonito are delicious.

Fena, You have a point.

Karin, - I brought her! - Great, let's get to it!

Karin, Hm? Where's Yukimaru?

Shitan, Probably off making his usual you-know-what.

Karin, We don't need him here. I don't wanna get whacked again.

Fena, - He whacks you too, Karin?! - He got you too?!

Karin, Now I get it... He must have a problem with beautiful women.

Fena, Beautiful women?

Fena, Oh, I get it. We're just too pretty...

Karin, Listen, Yukimaru is ambidextrous, so this is how you block his att*cks.

Tsubaki, Okay, I'll fill you all in on our upcoming plans.

Fena, - Like this? - No! Like this!

Tsubaki, Let's start with where we're headed.

Tsubaki, If our objective is procuring supplies, we--

Fena, Oo! Question! Question! Here! Here!

Tsubaki, - Yes, what is it? - I wanna buy some clothes!

Shitan, Clothes?

Shitan, You look fine in that.

Fena, That's not the point!

Tsubaki, We're heading for Bar-Baral as we speak. You can get anything there.

Fena, Barba... cue?

Tsubaki, Bar-Baral. It's a free city.

Shitan, Not even people like us get a second glance there.

Karin, It's a place where pirates from around the world come to fence their booty.

Fena, - Pirates?! - Yep.

Fena, An island of pirates...

Tsubaki, Anyway, let's split up into teams.

Tsubaki, The one who's gonna stay behind to guard the ship this time will be--

Fena, - Y-Yukimaru? - Ah, there you are.

Yukimaru, Sorry to keep you waiting. I was making this!

Kaede, Wow, left behind five times in a row!

Enju, Gotta hand it to Yukimaru!

Kaede, Can you believe his luck?

Fena, Is it okay to leave him by himself? Yukimaru seemed really depressed.

Karin, Don't worry about him, He's always like that.

Yukimaru, Why...?

Karin, There it is!

Fena, So that's Bar-Baral...

Free City "Bar-Baral"

Tsubaki, Listen up! We're not here for fun and games!

Kaede, Look, there's women in the harbor! And they're all gorgeous!

Tsubaki, Going off on your own is prohibited! Always remain focused on our objective!

Kaede, - Who do you wanna hire? - All of them! Every last one!

Tsubaki, I'm talking about you two in particular! Are you listening to me?!

Kaede, I see, I see, aye aye sir!

Fena, Have all of you been here before?

Shitan, Yes, aside from Karin.

Makaba, The food is first class.

Shitan, And one of us somehow manages to never come ashore.

Kaede, - Now, where are the cute girls? - Wow, look at that!

Tsubaki, Okay, for now, let's make for the center of the island.

Karin, That's genuine tamahagane steel!

Tsubaki, Everyone stay together.

Tsubaki, That goes double for you twins! Got it?!

Kaede, Yeah...

Makaba, Prawns...

Karin, Is that-- It can't be!

Kaede, Yakusugi cedar?! Is it genuine? The real deal?

Karin, That's from a rhinoceros! Rhino horn! Rhino! Rhino!

Makaba, Clams...

Makaba, Karin, dinner comes first.

Tsubaki, Nice catch, Makaba, but dinner isn't our first order of business.

Karin, Rhino!

Tsubaki, Hm? Where did Shitan go?

Hooker A, You're so handsome I'm about to melt into a puddle!

Hooker A, Come on up and stay a while.

Shitan, As much as I'd love to, I have no money.

Hooker A, For you, baby, it's on the house.

Shitan, Well, if you put it that way...

Makaba, Shitan! Dinner comes first!

Tsubaki, At the risk of repeating myself, Makaba, dinner isn't the first order of business!

Karin, Rhino! My rhino! Don't go anywhere, you hear?!

Tsubaki, Anyway, our group will stock up on medicines, and the twins and Fena will see to provisions.

Shitan, Tsubaki, I hate to interrupt,

Shitan, but those three haven't been with us for a while now.

Tsubaki, Damn it...

Tsubaki, Where did they go?!

Kaede, So, what'll we have? Pick anything you like, Fena!

Fena, Um... Prawns and clams and bread!

Fena, - Also, I'd like to try something exotic! - Exotic?

Fena, Yeah! Something you can only find here!

Enju, I was right, everyone's staring at her. It's that white hair...

Kaede, - I don't know if there's anything like that here. - There isn't?

Kaede, I'll think of something.

Enju, Fena, let's check out some clothing stores before the restaurants.

Yukimaru, Dog. Are you familiar with probabilities in amidakuji?

Yukimaru, The odds are one in seven.

Yukimaru, With fewer horizontal lines, you fall straight to the bottom.

Yukimaru, So if we call reaching the bottom %,

Yukimaru, by adding a line, that one in seven will move left or right with a probability of six in seven.

Yukimaru, By taking the number of lines and--

Yukimaru, Damn it all...

Enju, Prawns!

Kaede, Meat!

Fena, Clams!

Fena, Cheers!

Fena, That was delicious!

Kaede, Whew, I'm stuffed, I'm stuffed...

Enju, I'm about to explode!

Fena, That really was good!

Kaede, You can count on Makaba's recommendations!

Enju, With food, anyway.

Fena, Isn't this--

Fena, This looks like that stone.

Fena, Excuse me, would you happen to know where this was made?

Owner, Hm?

Owner, If I tell you, will you buy it?

Kaede, Talk about rude!

Enju, - If we buy it, will you tell us? - How much is it?

Owner, It's written on the bottom.

Enju, Whoa!

Owner, If you've got no money, get lost.

Fena, - Enju! - I'm Kaede.

Kaede, Forget it, we don't have that kind of money on us.

Fena, But this is the first lead we've had!

Fena, We have to at least learn where it's from!

Owner, Well, I suppose I'm open to haggling.

Owner, One night should do it.

Owner, I'll trade that stone for one night with you.

Fena, Wha--

Kaede, Hey, now!

Fena, Enju!

Owner, Wh-What's the big idea? You got a problem with that?!

Enju, You've got it all wrong. This is me haggling, pops.

Enju, I was thinking we could make a trade!

Owner, What in the world?! It made fire!

Enju, Pretty cool, huh?

Owner, Amazing!

Enju, Just twist this until it clicks, and poof! It's super easy to use!

Fena, Isn't that-- - One of Prof. Karin's inventions.

Owner, I want it... I have to have it! Son, how much do you want for it?!

Enju, The stone and information on where it came from. Also,

Enju, an apology to our captain for insulting her.

Enju, We'll trade you for those.

Owner, All right, damn it! You drive a hard bargain.

Owner, That stone was crafted at a place in Germany called Libar-Oberstein.

Owner, It's chipped and cracked now, but rumor has it that it was once owned by a royal family.

Kaede, - Well? - It even feels similar.

Fena, Okay! I know where we're headed next!

Enju, Cap'n Fena, maybe we should think this through a bit more.

Enju, "Similar" isn't enough to act on.

Fena, But there's a chance!

Fena, Us stumbling across this stone can't be a coincidence.

Enju, Ever-Leaderscone, was it?

Kaede, Ever-Leaderstein.

Kaede, No offense, Fena, but I think that's just an ordinary rock.

Fena, But my senses are tingling!

Enju, Isn't that just a hunch?

Fena, Maybe, I'll give you that. But still!

Fena, This is vital information obtained by the coolest twins in the whole world!

Enju, Coolest twins...

Kaede, ...in the whole world?

Kaede, Peppermint candy...

Enju, Paper detective sexy.

Enju, Shall we go there?

Kaede, By all means, let's shall!

Enju, After all, we'd be acting on info obtained by the coolest twins in the world!

Kaede, How could it possibly be wrong?!

Fena, Thank you, Angie!

Fena, When you said you can make men do your bidding if you flatter them,

Fena, you were totally right.

Enju, Wow, we really are the coolest. I always knew, but still.

Kaede, You can say that again! I knew, but still.

Fena, I feel a little guilty.

Enju, - Oops! - Ow!

Fena, Why did you stop?

Maxiver Jr., Hey.

Maxiver Jr., I finally found you, Marginal!

Fena, No way. What's he doing here?

Maxiver Jr., You're not getting away this time! Say your prayers.

Enju, Hey, I don't know what your deal is,

Kaede, ...but talking tough while hiding behind a wall of women? Really?

Enju, Turn around and walk away--

Anne Bonnie, Hand over that girl.

Charlotte, You don't want to die, do you?

Maxiver Jr., k*ll them!

Tsubaki, Yukimaru! We're back!

Tsubaki, Sorry we took so long. Blame it on the twins.

Karin, Boy, that was fun! I bought so much!

Makaba, I'm stuffed.

Shitan, Are the twins inside? They need a good talking-to.

Shitan, We had to carry their share.

Yukimaru, What are you talking about?

Tsubaki, They ditched us in town, just like last time!

Tsubaki, So we got stuck buying all the stuff they were supposed to get!

Yukimaru, What about Fena?

Tsubaki, - Fena? - Huh? She isn't back yet?

Tsubaki, We assumed she was with the twins.

Shitan, She's probably goofing off somewhere. She'll come back once she gets hun--

Shitan, You're worrying too much...

Enju, Whoa! Hey, now!

Enju, Careful, Miss! That's unladylike!

Kaede, Any ideas? They're tougher than I thought.

Enju, Looks like we won't be able to handle 'em unless we fight for real.

Enju, - Besides... - ...Fena's here.

Fena, Enju! Kaede!

Enju, Fena! Stand back!

Maxiver Jr., There's no way out for you this time.

Maxiver Jr., Come over here before you get hurt.

Enju, Yukimaru?!

Mary, Wha--?

Anne Bonnie, He k*lled eight men in as many seconds...

Enju, Fena! Run over to Yukimaru!

Enju, Yukimaru! Keep Fena safe!

Fena, Yukimaru!

Maxiver Jr., Wh-Who the hell are you?!

Yukimaru, Fena, get away from here and hide.

Yukimaru, Get back!

Yukimaru, We have no interest in pointless bloodshed. If you value your lives, walk away!

Yukimaru, If you refuse, we'll cut you down without mercy.

Mary, Don't mess with me, boy!

Enju, My apologies, but I'm not going to pull my punches this time!

Mary, Ow!

Mary, You little--

Enju, Women with a slender waist and big boobs are humanity's greatest treasure.

Enju, I'm not about to k*ll one.

Mary, Huh?

Enju, Let's grab a bite to eat sometime!

Kaede, Yukimaru! We've got this!

Enju, Get Fena out of here!

Henchman D, Bastard!

Enju, Get moving!

Maxiver Jr., After them! Don't let them get away!

Enju, Now then, shall we mop things up?

Kaede, By all means, let's shall!

Fena, Yukima--

Hannah, You're not gettin' away!

Charlotte, Hannah.

Charlotte, Did you miss?

Hannah, I could swear I hit him...

Hannah, Where are the others?

Charlotte, Beats me. Getting wiped out, probably.

Hannah, Then why are you here?! You ran from the fight?!

Charlotte, You don't expect me to fight the likes of them, do you?

Hannah, Say what?!

Charlotte, For one thing,

Charlotte, I'm pretty sure

Charlotte, those guys were the Goblin Knights.

Fena, Ow! Darn it, Yukimaru! Be gentler!

Fena, I appreciate you saving me and all, but you need to treat a lady more gently!

Yukimaru, There's no sign of pursuit. The twins should be able to handle their remaining forces.

Yukimaru, I think we can relax for now--

Fena, Er, um... I...

Fena, Oh! Did that hurt? I'm sorry!

Fena, Your right hand is hurt, so I thought I should treat it.

Fena, Can you come over here a second? I have some medicinal herbs--

Yukimaru, Don't worry about me.

Yukimaru, It only grazed me. Pay it no mind.

Fena, - But I-- - More importantly,

Yukimaru, think about your actions! Everyone is risking their lives for you.

Yukimaru, This rash behavior needs to stop.

Fena, Sorry.

Yukimaru, Let's go.

Cody, Alba Regina. And vice versa.

Cody, The beginning and the end...

Shitan, Fena's work?

Yukimaru, She's overreacting. It's just a scratch.

Shitan, She handled herself pretty well. Maybe she's more clever than we gave her credit for.

Tsubaki, The punishment of you three nitwits will now be meted out!

Tsubaki, To satisfy you own appetites, you three shirked your duties to go stuff your faces!

Yukimaru, Of course she's good at something. It just means she's human.

Tsubaki, And what's worse, in addition to endangering your shipmates,

Tsubaki, for reasons unknown and without discussion, you decided on our next destination!

Yukimaru, I'm more concerned about those lady pirates...

Shitan, Hm? What about them?

Kaede, - Aw, come on! - Silence!

Enju, No backtalk!

Yukimaru, Forget it. It's nothing.

Tsubaki, For the crimes above, I sentence the three of you to flinging!

Tsubaki, - Makaba! Do it! - 'Kay.

Fena, Hang on! Me too? Wait, Makaba!

Abel, Fena...

Maxiver Jr., Don't do it!

Maxiver Jr., Let go of me, you Sconne bastards!

Maxiver Jr., This can't be happening! Please! Give me another chance!

Maxiver Jr., I won't fail you again! I'm begging you!

Cody, Your services are no longer required.

Maxiver Jr., You're kidding, right? Hey now... Wait! Wait!

Maxiver Jr., Not in the water! Not the water! I'm afraid of the water!

Abel, Do you have any idea who you are?

O'Malley, Abel...

O'Malley, The night has only just begun.