(theme music playing)
♪ Animals ♪
♪ Animals ♪
- (growling)
- (toy squeaks)
(cabinet creaks)
♪ ♪
(growls)
(whines)
(growls)
♪ In the beginning ♪
♪ There was nothing at all ♪
- Here you go, Stanley.
- Hey, thank you, John.
- No, it's Jim. I tell you every day.
- Sorry.
- No, you don't need to, really.
- Heya, good morning, Jimmy.
- (indistinct chattering)
- ♪ The heavens were bare ♪
♪ Clouds of mist through the air ♪
♪ Then the miracles of life ♪
♪ Came to pass ♪
(ball bounces)
♪ The moon guides the night... ♪
(grunting)
- Dad, I'm open. Over here.
- All right, here you go.
(grunts)
- (sighs) Dang.
- That was good. That was close. Here.
(sighs) Okay. Gotta get it.
(exhales)
Aah. Dad, it's too hard.
I-I can't do it. I give up.
Hey, come on. Maddie, listen.
It's just a game.
Games are supposed to be fun.
It's not life or death or anything.
You're just putting
a ball in a hole, you know?
And it's right there,
you just gotta find it.
You're right, Dad.
(exhales) Find the hole.
Find the hole. You got this.
(grunts)
(gasps) Yes!
Maddie for two! What'd I tell you?
- Oh, I got it!
- You just gotta find the hole, you know?
- Get in here! Come here.
- Yes! (giggles)
Hey Maddie. Come on, honey. We're ready.
- Hi, Dad!
- Oh hey, Ken!
Hey Phil. Did she do her homework?
We were gonna get
to that next, right honey?
It's only one sheet, it takes me like
five minutes to take care of it.
Maddie, can you go wait by the
wall real quick, sweetie?
I'm just gonna have
a quick talk with Daddy.
Oh hey. Come here, come here.
Hey, um, I got you something.
Oh my gosh! Scottie Pippen?
One of the best offensive
forwards of all time!
- Thanks, Daddy!
- (whispers) Love you.
What? Okay, because
you're tapping your foot.
Okay, okay. There's basketball
and then there's homework.
She's got the rest of the night...
No, because you always take this
side and you're Mr. Carefree Dad,
and I'm Mr. B-I-T-C-H Dad,
and that ain't cool.
That's your view, okay?
She doesn't think that.
(exhales)
Phil have you signed the papers?
- Don't bring the papers up now.
- Jesus.
- I'm just not ready, okay?
- Why are we prolonging this?
Let's just be done
and move on with our lives.
Part of me thinks that
we can still make this work.
Well, we can't work, okay, Phil?
I need someone who's an adult.
Maddie needs a father,
not a basketball-friend person.
That's unfair for you to accuse
me of not being her father,
- because I was just as much of a father...
- We both know it was my sperm!
- How dare you?
- God damn it, you made me say it.
- How dare you?
- I'm sorry. (sighs)
Just sign the papers.
All right, all right. I'll...
I'll sign the papers, Ken.
But can I just say something?
- Totally unrelated... you look good.
- Phil.
Come on, I'm just saying what I see.
- I calls 'em as I sees 'em.
- All right, all right.
Shake that little tushie
when you walk away.
- Just give it a little one-two, come on.
- Don't do that. Cut it out.
- Come on, Maddie, we gotta go.
- Okay.
Bye, honey.
- (swishing)
- Hey! (laughs)
- See you on Friday, Philly.
- All right, walk safe.
♪ ♪
- (thudding)
- Uh-oh!
- (thudding)
- (gasping)
(all gasp)
(tapping)
(drill whirs)
Hey, Terry, what's going on, man?
(voices murmuring)
(whirring)
- Whoa, check this out.
- What the f*ck is that?
I think it's like a tube or something.
I don't like the looks of this.
Hey, guys get... back up from that!
Dude, we should tag it
and then it's our tunnel.
I actually know a g*ng tag,
so I'll probably do that.
No! No! No! No! No! Run!
Everyone, get inside!
- (gas hissing)
- (roaches screaming)
Run! Run! Run away! Get away now!
Everyone get inside! Get inside!
Shut your doors! Lock the windows!
Get in the bathtub!
- (panicked shouting)
- (debris clattering)
No!
- (audience laughter)
- (farts)
(TV host murmuring)
- (reporter murmuring)
- (sneezes, coughs)
- (murmuring continuing)
- (scoffing)
(both arguing)
(speed dial beeping)
(phone ringing)
(murmurs)
_
(seagulls crying)
(voices chattering)
Follow me!
Stop! Everybody stop!
Okay? We need to figure out
who the leader is.
I'm gonna nominate myself, Geoff.
Who else wants to vote for me?
I'd like to vote for myself.
- I'm sure you would.
- I think I could lead just as well...
Uh, I have an idea. How about the
two intelligent birds in the...
- Both: ...middle.
- How about we're in control? How about that?
- Dan is the only leader here.
- Dan has done sh*t.
Dan has not done sh*t.
I know, I know. I know, Dan! (chuckles)
- Both: What'd he say?
- Why don't you share it with the group?
It's an inside joke
between me and my bud, Dan.
And I'm right next to him, I didn't
hear anything. Where are we going?
Let's just go left and
let's stop arguing, okay?
- Let's go left.
- One, two, three...
- Which way is left?
- Other left.
This is how you know.
You hold up your wings,
- and whichever makes an L...
- How weird, they kind of both do.
They kind of both do, so let's
call it this way. All right.
All: One, two, three!
Saying "this way" is very ambiguous.
Hey, my name is Geoff,
and I am a, uh, stucker.
I was the first one to get stuck.
I'll take you through the story.
I love the Olympics,
and I saw on the ground what
I thought was Olympic rings,
and I wanted to take
a quick selfie with it.
Hey, my name is Max.
I got, uh, stuck to Geoff.
We spot each other at Gullet's Gym.
I was doing the breast press,
he spotted a little too low,
and now, I'm trapped
with this f*cking idiot.
- Are we allowed to curse?
- My name's Wendy.
My first day of work at a coffee shop,
these two guys walk in...
it's Geoff and Max.
They were saying something about being
weight-training Olympic
athletes or something,
so, you know, Olympic
athletes, I'm like "Hey!"
Um, then the next thing I know,
there's like a plastic ring...
(voice breaking) There's like a pla...
Can we cut for a second?
Hey, y'all! I'm Diana!
I'm in bird years. I'm here to party.
And I know I look
really fun on the outside,
but on the inside, uh, I'm very serious,
and I will cut you, especially if you
hurt any one of my friends here.
So, let's have fun!
Yeah, it's good...
That's a good point, yeah.
Dan and I, um...
Here-Here's the truth.
We joined the group willingly.
Nobody really knows that, but...
Well, Dan got kind of lonely.
His girlfriend cheated on him.
He walked in and she was,
uh, going down on a sparrow.
So, we saw this open slot and we joined.
- We hopped right in.
- Wait a sec. You joined?
- What? No, I got stuck...
- You just joined willingly?
You just said that you joined willingly.
- He said he joined willingly?
- Why are you listening to my session?
- We're right here.
- This is a confessional booth.
I am confessing.
I'm really sorry that your wife
went down on sparrow.
- Yeah, that's sorry.
- That is Dan's story!
No, it might be your wife...
It did not happen to me!
It did not happen to me!
- It's okay, Chuck, it's okay.
- Just be honest with your feelings.
Have you ever f*cked a sparrow?
It's... pretty amazing.
- I'm gonna k*ll myself.
- No.
- Yeah.
- (seagulls crying)
♪ ♪
(groans) f*ck.
(coughs, groans)
Maddie!
Maddie are you there, sweetie?
It's me, Daddy!
Answer me, Maddie, come on!
Maddie! Answer me!
Oh, f*ck. No, no, no, no, no.
(crying) Scottie Pippen.
The greatest offensive
forward of all time.
(sobbing) Maddie!
Oh God! Oh f*ck, no!
No! No!
(retches)
f*cking... (retches)
(whimpering)
Ugh. Dead. Dead. No, another dead guy.
- (coughs)
- Oh... Guys we got a live one over here!
(panting)
Son, you're in the hands of God now.
God? Am I dead?
What? No, no, no. I'm a priest.
I'm a priest. Right here.
Oh, 'cause you said "hands of God
now," so I was like, Jesus...
- Father Mike. Mike the priest, whichever.
- Yeah, okay.
There was a big disaster,
a lot of people are dead.
Yeah, I saw.
Let's get you inside.
(groans) f*ck, dude.
- Here baby, have some tea.
- Oh. Thank you.
- I'm Mary.
- Mary.
- I'm... I'm Phil.
- Hi, Phil.
Oh my God. Are you... Are you pregnant?
I am. I am.
- Congratulations.
- Thank you.
- What a blessing.
- It is a blessing, truly.
Man, it is a wasteland out there, okay?
We're talking extinction.
- (sighs)
- (sighs) This is horrible.
Philip, the church extends their
condolences.
Thank you for your wife and child
who have perished. Very sad.
It was my partner, so it wasn't my
wife, but I do appreciate that.
- Thank you, Father.
- Oh, I'm so sorry.
Thank you, Mary. But you know,
we've all lost people, so...
Sorry. You know, I will... I will say,
Kind of have been
calling this for a while, so.
(scoffs) I'm sorry, what?
Just the whole thing that if we don't
all collectively repent for our sins,
an act of God like this
was very likely, so...
- Are you kidding me, dude?
- Are you serious right now?
When we have women roaches giving birth
- to fatherless roach babies...
- Have you lost your mind?
- I've not lost my mind...
- You know what?
You need to hold me back
because I'll honestly...
- I'm trying not to...
- Oh, and don't get me started
on two boy roaches
kissing each other! Ew!
You listen to me, m*therf*cker!
I lost the love of my life
back there and my child!
- You got that?
- (grunting) Get off me!
(door thuds)
- Knock it off.
- (gasping) God.
Stop dry-humping each other.
- We're not dry humping each other.
- Get a hold of yourself.
Who is... Who are you?
That's Graham. He's been
around here forever.
He's like the De facto leader, I guess.
(assertively) No. I'm Graham.
I've been around here forever,
and I'm the De facto leader.
- That's... I just said that.
- Okay, great.
You want to survive,
you gotta get the tone right.
Now, look, we're alive.
I don't know why, but,
damn it, we're still here.
That cloud, that thing, whatever it was,
it's destroyed our civilization.
If we want to survive,
we must leave the wall.
(sputtering) Leave the wall?
Is that what I just heard.
Graham, there's nothing
outside of the wall.
Have you forgotten
what is in God's Good Book?
Is anyone else seeing
a problem with this?
- No.
- I'm not.
I think you're kind of on
your own there, buddy.
- Wow...
- Graham, I'm Phil by the way.
- It's nice to meet you. Great.
- Good to meet you.
- I've seen you around, I think.
- Yeah, do you work out at the Y?
- I have before, yes.
- Oh cool! Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I think I've seen you like
in the gym and stuff like that.
So who's in, and who's dead?
I'm in.
I want my child to have
a life without fear,
and if that life is outside
of the wall, well, so be it.
I'm in too.
Father? What do you say?
You'd better be right.
(grunting)
Mary: Oh, sh*t.
- Oh, my God. What is this?
- Holy sh*t.
This is incredible.
This has been here all along.
My God.
Hey, Phil, do you recall...
- ...that time Sister Mike over here
- Mm-hmm.
said there was nothing outside the wall?
- I do remember that!
- You know what?
First of all, it's Father Mike, okay?
It's not Sister Mike, and I
don't appreciate that, Mary.
Oh, I'm so sorry.
You are forgiven. I will pray for you.
- Sister Mike.
- You know what...
By the way, this is only about
one-quarter of what's out there.
- Whoa, dude.
- Yeah, that's what some experts believe.
Okay, follow me. Stay low and
stay close, like a... fanny pack.
Let's try to walk single file.
Yeah, single file, not double...
- Mike, get behind me.
- I just like being by his side.
I know, but you're f*cking,
you're throwing off...
He was there first. You get behind him.
Me get behind him?
- Mary, why don't you come to the front?
- Thank you so much.
Mary gets everything!
- She's pregnant!
- Fine!
(sniffs) Okay, that way is north.
He could tell that
from the sh*t on the shoe?
This guy needs like
a reality show or something.
Yeah, I would watch that.
- (water whooshing)
- Wow. That is beautiful.
Step back.
(grunts)
- Wow! Cool.
- That was good.
- Are you okay?
- Yeah, I'm great. That didn't hurt.
Can I get a minute alone, please?
- Oh. Sure, yeah, yeah.
- Okay.
f*ck. (exhales)
Okay. I'm good. Let's go.
What I saw up in that wall,
you don't want to know.
I lost a lot of guys. Good guys.
Couple shitty guys. They were all guys.
- Oh, my God.
- And back then I was jacked.
You're pretty jacked still.
You got that old dude jacked.
Yeah. That's all right. I'm not fishing
for that, but thank you.
What was your career? What'd you do?
- I was a lifestyle blogger.
- So cool.
Yeah, I've seen a lot of sh*t.
And I've blogged about even more of it.
- (laughing) Whoa, check it out! It's cool!
- (Mary laughing)
Guys, that's really cute,
but we should be moving.
Okay? Enough fun and games.
Come on, Graham, get up here! Come on!
Graham don't be such a wet blanket.
Say yes to the moment.
You're worthy of having fun.
Drink deeply from the cup of life.
Okay. Just for a minute.
(affectless) Haha. Wee. Ha.
Yeah. I see the appeal.
- Don't push me.
- No one's pushing you, Mike.
You guys are kind of being
a little rough. Relax, dude.
This is good. This is a good plot point
for us before our thr*at arrives.
You guys are my best friends.
- (thuds)
- What was that?
- What the f*ck was that, dude?
- Oh, my God.
He's here.
- Oh sh*t, dude.
- Stay calm.
Here's what we're gonna do.
Follow me. No one's gonna panic.
- (thudding)
- Run!
- Go, now!
- Go! Go! Go! Go!
Graham up!
(grunting)
Okay. I think we're safe
under here for now.
Is everyone here, did we all make it?
- (grunting)
- (squishing)
(muttering) No. Stupid Graham.
That's what happens when you look up.
- You happy? Are you happy?
- What's going on?
Well, it seems as though I've found myself
in quite the sticky situation. (chuckles)
Graham. Graham, Jesus Christ, dude,
don't move or anything...
- Okay? We'll just go ahead and can just...
- No, it's no big deal.
- Let me just push off.
- Okay.
- Holy sh*t, dude! Just stop! Stop!
- (screams)
- What the f*ck?
- Just let me... - No!
- Did his f*cking arm just rip off?
- Oh, my God!
No. He's fine. He's fine. Okay?
- Everyone just remain calm, dude.
- His f*cking arm just ripped off.
- Mike, f*cking chill, dude.
- Phil.
- You're not helping.
- Phil. Phil, come close, buddy.
What is it, buddy?
I'm glad we're, like, on buddy terms now.
This feels good.
Lead those two to freedom.
Find a cr*ck, find a window,
find a hole,
anything, get yourselves out.
- Graham...
- Am I understood?
What the f*ck are you talking about?
We're not gonna leave...
Just shut up and listen to me, okay?
There's no hope for me,
and I'll be damned
if I take you all down too.
- I want you to reach in my bag...
- Okay.
Inside, there's some gum.
Okay, cool.
Behind that, there's a g*n.
- I can't... Okay.
- Take the gum and put it in my mouth.
And then take the g*n
and put it in my mouth.
- No, dude. That's where I draw the line...
- Come on, you p*ssy.
I can't f*cking do it...
Were you this scared when you
couldn't save your daughter? Huh?
- f*ck you, Graham!
- Or your f*cking ex-husband
- who couldn't love you?
- f*ck you, Graham! f*ck you!
- What, is that an ankle bracelet?
- What about it?
- Are you for real with that thing?
- Yes, dude!
- You're serious? Cute?
- It's cute.
Yeah, I got it in Cancun. It was
like a friends-cation sort of thing.
Look at yourself.
Thanksgiving, 'cause a lot of us
don't have family in the city.
You really don't like it?
k*ll me the way that ankle bracelet
kills anyone's libido who looks at you.
That really hurts because
I know the other stuff is
- just goading me...
- Everybody thinks it looks ridiculous.
- Who said that, Mary? I can't.
- Phil, sh**t me!
- f*cking pull the trigger!
- I can't f*cking do it, Graham.
f*ck you, do it.
(gasps)
We don't have time to play games.
My baby needs a home.
And wipe my prints off the g*n.
Don't f*cking check and come at me...
I mean, but, honestly, my ankle
bracelet is cool, right?
Like he was just saying that
to like get me to sh**t him?
Just sucks.
♪ ♪
_
(crowd chattering)
(shouting indistinctly)
(seagulls crying)
Just because you're stuck doesn't
mean your life has to stop.
I've been trying to make
a connection, you know,
other than the birds I'm stuck to.
After college, I took up with this V
- that was heading all the way south...
- Oh, my God.
- ...like into Mexico.
- That is so lucky.
- Yeah, it was really fortunate.
- I wanted to do that,
my parents wouldn't let me.
And I just got a whole
new sense of like what...
Oh God. I'm so sorry.
- Oh.
- This is my friend Geoff.
- Oh, hi!
- And your name?
- Let me guess, Ashley. Oh, my God!
- I know!
Are you crazy?
- How did you know that?
- How did you know that?
- I don't know...
- This is nice.
How would someone
know that if they weren't
listening in beforehand.
Uh, it's so crazy.
I just met this girl Ashley
out of the blue and...
I'm happy, I'm a happy guy.
Oh, can I give you a hug?
Hi. What did you say your name was?
I'm not gonna be quiet anymore.
- I've been quiet for long enough.
- I'm Ashley.
- I'm Diana.
- Oh, my gosh.
I'm Chuck and this is Dan.
We're the cool guys
of the group. Okay, bye.
- What is happening?
- Ashley, uh, look,
I maybe didn't share with you
everything about me...
- You didn't!
- How could you, Max?
When do you bring that up
in a conversation?
By the way, I'm stuck in a
plastic ring with six birds.
Put it on your profile!
Same thing if you have kids.
I think Ashley's looking at me
with a little bit of a weird eye.
- That's...
- That is my lazy eye.
- That is your lazy eye. I apologize.
- Yes.
You even called it a weird eye.
Are you looking at me
or the wall right now?
I'm... Both.
I just would like to take
a little pause in the convo
just to mention that
I need to use the restroom.
Oh, God. This is a great
double date, I just gotta say.
- Who else is on a date?
- What do you mean?
I'm sorry. Does Chuck think
he's on a date with me?
'Cause that's not happening.
I am on a date with Wendy,
and it is going ooh-perfect.
Wow, Chuck, get your wing off there.
- Sorry, sorry. I thought you wanted me...
- Thank you.
- ...to make a move.
- Definitely don't. No, thank you.
Keep your wings to yourself.
- Okay, well...
- Guys, I'm starting to leak a little.
- Out of your butt?
- Ashley, I'm so sorry.
Can you look that way? She's just
gonna sh*t in the restaurant?
You know what, Max? This has
been really fun. I'm gonna go.
Well, I guess I'll send a...
- Don't.
- Okay.
Bye!
She was pretty f*cking cool, right?
- I like her.
- Super cool.
Yeah, you guys were super cool about it.
Where is my charred broccolini?
I ordered it, like what, minutes ago?
(snoring)
- Can you move your f*cking wing, pal?
- What are you talking about?
Your wing is digging into my...
- Calm down.
- This is where my wing goes.
No, it does not go there.
- You're perched in an odd position.
- That's were it f*cking goes!
(all arguing)
You're scaring Dan. You're scaring Dan.
I don't give a f*ck about Dan.
I don't give a f*ck about you, Chuck.
That's not cool.
I'm sorry, Diana, but you're
the dumbest bird I've ever met.
- Oh, my God!
- I'm defending you, Diana.
I'll f*cking take your wings,
wrap 'em around your...
- Hey! Let go of my wings!
- You guys! No!
- (angry shouting)
- Ow! You're pulling my neck!
Huh?
Oh no!
Geoff.
You're free.
- Oh my...
- Oh, my God.
I, um, uh, I'm-I'm free. What do I...
Geoff, you have to fly.
- No, but you guys are my...
- Go.
This is your White Fang moment.
I don't know that reference...
The dog doesn't wanna go
'cause of Ethan Hawke.
- Right. Right. Fine.
- We don't want you, just go.
- You're free now!
- Fine. Um...
- Bye, Geoff.
- Bye, buddy.
- We'll see you around.
- Bye, you guys.
Wow. It's not the same anymore.
I'm cold on one side.
I say we get someone else stuck.
We can't just get someone else stuck.
- I know this great guy. His name is Mike.
- Yes.
- He doesn't talk much, all right?
- Where did you meet him?
At a batting cage.
- Okay, it's a baseball.
- Oh, my God.
- What? That's crazy.
- It's a baseball. A hundred percent.
- Knock, knock. (laughs)
- All: What?
- Who's there? Someone say who's there?
- Oh, my God!
Who's there?
Geoff is here, you stupid idiots!
Why would you do that?
Why would you come back?
You're my family.
I can't do this without you.
- Awww.
- Bring it in, guys.
Bring it in, bring it in, bring it in.
All: I love you guys.
♪ ♪
(grunting)
Look! Guys, look, up ahead. An opening!
- Oh, God.
- We did it! We're gonna be okay.
God has doth shown thee thine way.
Man, I nailed that.
Did you guys hear that?
Sounded a little clunky to me,
to be honest.
- Hallelujah.
- That was biblical.
- Let's go. Let's go. (panting)
- All right, let's go.
- (thuds)
- (panting)
- (gasping)
- What the f*ck is that?
(panting)
Hellbeast!
- Ooh! I'm too pregnant for this.
- It's hideous.
No one move.
They have motion-based vision.
Is that... How do you know that?
- Is that in the bible, or...
- Yeah, is that a bible thing?
It's like a Jurassic Park thing.
- Have you seen Jurassic Park?
- No.
Okay, no. I made all that up.
- Okay. Let's go! Let's go! We should go!
- Run!
- Go, go, go, go, run!
- Mary, come on!
- Okay. I'm going as fast as I can.
- Aah! Whoa!
(panting)
- Mary: Run!
- Phil: Go, go, go, go!
- Mike: Oh, sh*t!
- Phil: Come on! Mary!
(panting)
(farts)
Phil (shivering): It's getting cold.
- (groans)
- Are you okay, Mary?
Um...
Is it the baby?
- It's okay. It's a false alarm.
- Okay, cool.
Father Mike, um,
how are the rations doing?
Well, Mary ate all the Pringles, so...
- She's feeding for two, Mike.
- You know what?
- Don't throw her under the bus.
- f*ck you, Mike.
You asked where we were at.
I'm telling you, okay?
Okay, but water and everything else.
Are we good with anything?
Good is a little bit
of an overstatement.
- Oh, no.
- Okay so we're out of food.
Mary's contractions
are acting up, so I guess
- I'm in charge now, right?
- Yeah.
No pressure whatsoever.
- The survival of the roach race.
- Oh, Phil. You'll be fine.
And it's like I'm trying
to keep it together,
but I'm not the tough leader
of the group, okay?
Graham was. And guess what?
Mary had to put a f*ckin'
b*llet in his head
'cause I was too scared to do it.
- And I'm f*cking just having...
- Aw, Phil.
...a little bit of what's
known as a panic att*ck.
I used to get these, but I left
my Xanax in the apartment...
...because of the f*cking
apocalypse that happened.
Breathe, baby. It's gonna be okay.
- It's gonna be okay.
- Oh sh*t, dude.
Phil, what was your daughter like?
- Maddie?
- Yeah.
She was, uh...
She was fun. She was happy and...
- She made my life worth living, you know?
- Hmm.
But what about, what about your baby?
You know, I hate to be
all namaste about it, but...
I swear the universe
has told me that this baby
- is gonna be really f*cking special.
- Yeah.
You know, it's like
as if my body just knows
that he has to exist and...
to be honest,
I think that's why I survived.
- Yeah.
- I had hope...
Can you guys shut up?
- Whoa.
- I'm just, like, trying to get some sleep.
- It's been like a long day.
- He's got a good point.
- We should rest, you know?
- Yeah, I'm down for that.
Okay.
(kisses)
(moans)
(metal clanking)
What?
Mike?
- Mike, where the f*ck are you going, dude?
- He has all our stuff.
Sorry if the reservation was inaccurate,
but it's gonna be
a party of one today, friends.
- I'll be eating at the bar.
- I'm lost.
- So you can seat just one.
- What are you...
Is this like a metaphor?
One for dinner please.
You get the point, I'm leaving.
Like hell you are leaving us.
- Get the f*ck over here, man.
- Yeah, right, Mike.
- Not so fast! All right?
- Whoa, whoa, whoa. Okay, dude.
You two just stand back, okay?
- Chill, Mike. Chill, dude. What you doing?
- Oh, my God.
If one of us is gonna
rebuild civilization,
it sure as hell not gonna
be a whore and a yucky gay.
- Have you lost your g*dd*mn mind?
- I said it!
A whore and a yucky gay!
- Watch your mouth, Mike. Watch your mouth.
- f*ck you, Mike!
- Father Mike...
- And as it says in the scripture:
Sayonara, suckers.
God is great! God is good!
It's deus ex machina time,
m*therf*ckers!
- Oh sh*t!
- (both laugh)
- Who's a whore now, Mike?
- That's what you get
- for running your mouth, Father Mike!
- g*dd*mn it.
I didn't even have my damn camera phone.
Mary. Mary, Mary, Ma-Mary...
(both gasping)
Both: Run!
- Come on!
- Run, run, run!
- Oh, f*ck! Okay, go, go, go, go!
- Phil, watch out!
(grunts)
Oh f*ck. Oh sh*t.
There's nowhere to go. We're trapped.
Up there!
- Yeah, yeah. Go, go, go, go, go.
- Go, go, go.
(panting, grunting)
- In here.
- Come on! Come on!
- Oh my God. Holy sh*t, dude.
- Oh my...
- Oh, my God.
- I think we're okay. I think we're okay.
- Oh, my God!
- What's the matter?
Uh... it's happening.
If you have to take a sh*t,
just go over there,
- 'cause I don't want to see it.
- No, the baby!
- My water broke!
- (stammers) What's that mean?
- I'm having the baby!
- You're having the baby right now?
Jesus Christ, Mary,
this is not a good time. Okay.
- Okay, here. Lay down, lay down, lay down.
- Okay. Okay.
And, uh, I don't know,
just kind of go for it!
- You know? Go for it.
- Okay!
- Push it out!
- (grunting)
Come on! Come on, I see it!
I see the baby!
- This is so gross!
- (Mary screams)
- (exhales)
- (baby crying)
It's a boy!
A beautiful baby boy!
He's beautiful, Mary!
Mary? Mary?
No. No! No! No!
Okay, okay. Shh, shh, shh!
It's okay, it's okay.
We're gonna be fine.
g*dd*mn it, you're gonna live.
- (doors creak)
- (gasps)
Oh sh*t! Uh...
Find the hole.
(baby coos)
(baby grunts)
Good bye, baby. (kisses)
(Phil grunts)
(water splashes)
(chuckles) We did it.
We did it! (laughs)
We won!
We won!
(baby cooing)
(baby babbling)
Hey what... What is that
coming down the river there?
- Well, grab it. Pull it out.
- It's a baby!
- Oh, my God.
- Where'd it come from?
It's a miracle. What should we name him?
We shall call him... Jesu...
Frank! What if we called him Frank?
- Frank's good! Frank is good.
- Frank's really good.
It's like kind of greaser.
- He looks like a Frank. He does.
- Frank it is!
(chanting) Frank! Frank!
Frank! Frank! Frank!
(coos)
♪ He doesn't know me ♪
♪ No pain for my gain ♪
♪ Callin' my cellphone ♪
♪ No time for that shame ♪
♪ A yes man ♪
♪ You know I have your back, kid ♪
♪ But I skid ♪
♪ I never knew ya ♪
♪ You know I got your back kid ♪
♪ But I fib ♪
♪ I'm flyin' through ya ♪
♪ And when you go there ♪
♪ You stay there ♪
♪ Bug in the crosshair ♪
02x03 - Roaches.
"Animals" revolves around the downtrodden creatures native to New York City, with each episode consisting of a different cast and story line.