02x05 - Robo Bobo

[bunniefuu]

*** We have a evo active alert.

*** Whoa, whoa, whoa *** something.

Hold it.

This could get interesting.

Whoa-oa-oa! Or it could get messy.

Let's save the kid's tail.

Aah! Okay, look, so, maybe I helped blow up your cousin on prom night, but you can't still be upset.

Your brain is, like, the size of a walnut.

Ugh! Bobo! Yes! Set cannon to "barbecue.

" What's gonna happen? Is there nitroglycerine in there? Nope, just alfalfa.

Bunnies love alfalfa.

Yeah, and Rexes love smacking down evo conejos.

So let's go! v*olence is always a last resort.

He's all yours, gents.

We're not hitting anything.

And did you just say "gents"? Let's not argue.

Besides, I've got doughnuts for everyone.

Whoa.

Way to go, Bobo.

So make way to start the revolution make way we're gonna have fun tonight make way to start the revolution so make way so make way to start the revolution make way to start the revolution so make way Even though it's a big one, this evo is a simple creature with simple needs.

Its behavior has no rational explanation.

We're going to have to do more tests.

Forget the rabbit, doc.

The monkey is the one who needs the testing.

Bobo? What do you mean? Um, he was thoughtful, instead of destructive.

- And come on, doughnuts? - Bobo loves doughnuts.

Yeah, but he doesn't share doughnuts ever.

And he cleaned up his language.

He even cleaned up his toenails.

He hasn't blown anything up all day.

So you're alarmed because Bobo was acting like a responsible member of this organization? Say that sentence out loud again, think about how weird it sounds.

Don't be so quick to judge.

Bobo has been through a lot in his life.

We're all affected by the events of our past.

What past? You mean, no one ever told you? Before he went evo, Bobo was a helper animal, trained to entertain sick children by an eccentric philanthropist.

Bobo? Bobo, our Bobo? You're kidding.

Far from it.

And once in a rare while, I think his former behaviors rise to the surface.

I've never really had time to study it, but if it means there are days I don't find monkey hair in my coffee, I roll with it.

You can roll all you want.

I got to room with him.

Rex, I really need to figure this rabbit out, so if you've got a problem with Bobo, take it up with him.

Oh, I plan to.

Ahh! That should do it, gents.

Does anyone have a moist towelette? You were the one who ruined terrain buster last month.

Hence my compulsion to repair it.

Let's not hold on to our frustrations so tightly.

They will cause nothing but agony.

Okay, Poker is Bobo.

Ha ha! Read 'em and weep.

Full house, baby.

All's fair in love and cards.

Well played, agent Jackson.

Hmm.

He's not himself, Six.

It's driving me crazy.

Haven't you noticed? Considering I've been asleep until 3 seconds ago, no.

Oh, come on.

It's so obvious that he's Wait.

You sleep in your suit? Okay, that's weird, too, but one thing at a time.

You're the guy I depend on to assume the worst.

That's only when it comes to you.

What if it's nanite possession or White Knight mind control? I wouldn't put it past him.

Have you ever considered that Bobo might just be turning over a new leaf? Well, he could turn over a whole tree.

He'd still be Bobo, and I'm gonna prove it.

Hey! Guess what day it is.

- Thursday? - No.

It's national party for no reason day! Miss, you look lost.

Allow me to escort you to the nearest exit pod.

That's it! The real Bobo would never turn down a stupid excuse for an unauthorized party.

You're not Bobo.

Now fess up or get messed up.

Oh.

Now, who do you think is gonna tidy that up? Looks like you ripped your poster there.

Bobo! I I didn't mean to What?! What?! Don't mind me, chief.

Seemed to have lost my head.

Lost my head.

Lost my I knew you weren't you.

Of course I'm me.

Who else would I be? Game over, fake Bobo.

Who sent you? Van Kleiss? Zag-RS? Where is Bobo? Uh Careful with the merchandise, you hairless ape.

You'll muck up my mainframe.

Bobo?! Are you okay? Where are you? Were you kidnapped? Right now, I'm ticked off.

Let go of my slightly less-handsome twin before you blow everything.

Blow everything? Look, Rex, I ain't been taken I went.

Every once in a while, a monkey needs Bobo time alone.

That little guy you're smacking around is how I get it.

Been using it for years as a decoy.

This thing is nothing like you.

Most people don't notice.

If I ain't lighting them on fire, they could care less.

But what the heck does "Bobo time" mean? Monster trucks in Arkansas? A Vegas weekend? Don't get your knuckles in a knot.

It ain't like that.

Then tell me what it is like.

It it's personal.

You got to trust me on this one.

Just keep my cover till I get back, all right? Rex, when you fought that evo rabbit, did you notice Uh, I'll Come back later.

Doc? Wait I I hate you.

You can kick my butt later, instead of talking to it, kid, but I got to go.

You got my back or not? I got your back.

So, has our imbroglio been satisfactorily resolved? Resolved? Yes.

Satisfactorily? No.

If you're gonna be convincing as Bobo, we need to make some serious changes to that personality of yours.

He's under control? Six! You got too close.

Did I? Did you figure him out? Not him, her.

And she's starving 'cause she's about to give birth.

To whatExactly? I'm not certain I understand my assigned duties.

Hold up.

What's the skinny, Minnie? Better.

Here.

I can eat it, but you're gonna have to drain my food tanks.

It's not for lunch.

Try to think like a Bobo, you dodo.

Bad is good.

Good is bad.

And use your feet.

Okay, buddy boy, start it up.

I think I caused that.

Now we're talking.

You sure about this? Does White Knight drink milk? Whoa! Hey, Bobo, we like the new can't-win-a-hand you.

Want to play again tonight? Sounds like a plan, Stan.

I'll bring the eats? Bring whatever you wantEspecially your money.

I feel so wrong.

Are you kidding me? The real Bobo would have snatched their tighty-whities, too.

And that's a wrap.

Bobo's rep is back to tarnished.

We're in lockdown, where nothing bad can happen, and I'm no longer embarrassed to hang with you.

I'm an awesome friend.

I don't know.

I just know I was happier doing what I was programmed to do.

Ugh.

Way to make a guy feel guilty.

Since we're in lockdown, I I guess there's no harm in putting you back.

Rex, we need you in the petting zoo now.

Qué wha? It's an Easter nightmare.

One wasn't enough, doc? You made more? Not us Her.

Aah! And let me guess they hate me as much as she does.

Bobo, don't just stand there, help Rex.

Help.

Helping is good.

But good is bad.

But Rex is my friend.

And it oh, boy.

Okay, they're just adorable puffballs of death, right? Bobo, score more alfalfa and get them to chill! Hey, furballs Come to mama! - Bobo, are you insane? - She's protecting her young.

Get her away from Rex.

Bad is good is bad is good.

I'm helping my friend! No! Aah! This is aah! Ridiculous! I can't die this way.

Six would never let me live it down.

Hyah! Today, the squeak will inherit the earth! Oh, no.

This is my best worst yet.

I am the worst friend ever.

Knight's popping a vessel.

Was it the monkey or the boy? Put it this way if we don't get Bobo under control immediately, Knight may have a monkey-skin rug in his office by tomorrow morning.

Wee-hee-hee! Wee! What are you doing? Seeing If the monkey's paw is truly more powerful than the Rabbit's foot.

If we don't stop this now, Bobo, the real Bobo's gonna be busted.

Good is bad, and bad is good.

Time to hit reset, chum.

Not again.

Rex, why haven't you shut this down? Hyah! I'm on it.

Ugh! Just a little miscommunication, really.

Bobo and I are Bobo, no! Freedom! Did I mention that I hate that monkey? Many times.

H hilarious! Be happy, Rex.

This is the prank of a lifetime.

The ultimate Bobo Sorry to poop on your party, pal, but that's what I do.

So, we meet again For the last time.

Whatever floats your boat.

Is there a gas leak in here? What the heck's happening? Haven't the slightest.

Bobo? Ugh! Whoa! Aah! Ugh! Couldn't leave well enough alone, could you? I was trying to help, I swear.

Aah.

Aah! That's what you get for being "helpful.

" Follow my lead, and maybe we get out of this.

You focus on Bugsy.

I got Me.

Time to get terminated, Faux-Bo.

Bring it, banana sack.

Aaah! Thanks, Blinky.

I owe you one.

Ugh! Hyah! Forgot I made him so good.

Follow me, people.

We'll sing the body electrical and crash the Christmas day parade.

I'm not Gonna make it! I am the evo king! Not on your artificial life, you beautiful hunk of junk.

Aah! Come on, Fluffy, let's finish it.

Huh? Just back away from the bunnies, Rex, slowly.

All these memories like Tears in rain.

Tears in rain.

I'll miss you, buddy.

What is going on here? If you'll give me a sec Uh I was out for my Morning constitutional, jogging on the roof, when I was kidnapped By an evil mastermind, who I had an unfortunate business relationship with before I came to work for you guys.

Out for revenge, he replaced me with an evil robot who was programmed to hurt those closest to me you wonderful, wonderful people.

Uh Luckily, I ate through my handcuffs, I shoved his mints where the sun don't shine, and made it here just in time to save your bacon.

This guy must be good.

We'll check into it.

Good job containing the security breach, monkey.

You do realize you're building me a new robot, right? If you tell me where you really were.

Fine.

I was at a family reunion.

Right.

Like I'd believe that.

Fine.

Don't tell me.

I don't want to know.

But if you're not going to tell me what you were really doing, at least tell me your origin story.

Or are you actually a helper monkey/evil sidekick? That I can tell you, and I swear on my back hair every word is true.

It started with a dude in a purple hat.