03x23 - All Fall Down Pt. 2

Episode transcripts for the TV show "Good Luck Charlie". Aired: April 2010 - February 2014.*
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Series follows PJ, Teddy and Gabe as they adjust to the newest member of the family, Charlie.
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03x23 - All Fall Down Pt. 2

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Previously on
Good Luck Charlie...


Brazilian termites.

Why would you bring
them into our house?

Check out my blog.

A mama bird whose nest is
bursting with six crazy chickies.

Mom, you only have five kids.

I made one up.

Who's ready for some delicious
New England chicken noodle chowder?

Denver omelet?

I can't share a
room with a baby.

I'm a teenager now. I
need my own space.

Ah!

The school is amazing.

So when do you
find out if you got in?

They accepted me.

I just don't think
I can leave you.

I think you should go to Boston.

I just wish I could see him.

Told you you should've
locked him in the basement.

What happened?

Did mom and dad kick you out
because you did something horrible?

Please say yes.

Dude, I didn't do anything.
This is my new room.

Gabe, you can't
live on the porch.

- Why not?
- Well, for one thing, there's no light.

Porch light.

There's no running water.

Hose.

What about a bathroom?

Hello.

You've got it all
figured out, huh?

Been so busy with your new room you forgot
to get in trouble for your big brother.

What are you so afraid
to tell Mom and Dad?

Can't say. It's bad.

Oh, come on, it can't be
that bad. Just tell me what it is.

Okay, but you have to
promise not to tell anybody.

I promise.

All right. Here goes.

I dropped out of college.

What?

Oh, man, mom and
dad are gonna k*ll you!

You just said it
wasn't even that bad.

I didn't know what it was!

Wait. Why'd you quit college?

Because it's just...
It's just not for me,

and there's something
else I wanna do.

Well, you'd better do it quick, because
mom and dad are gonna k*ll you!

You said that already!

Well, when are
you gonna tell 'em?

I don't know. Soon, probably.

There's a chance dad might
be in some hot water with mom.

I'm gonna wait and
see how that plays out.

Hey, can I use your bathroom?

- Yeah, sure, go ahead.
- Cool.

♪ Today's all burnt toast ♪

♪ Running late and Dad jokes ♪

♪ Has anybody
seen my left shoe? ♪

♪ I close my eyes, take a bite ♪

♪ Grab a ride, laugh out loud ♪

♪ There it is, up on the roof ♪

♪ I've been there,
I've survived ♪

♪ So just take my advice ♪

♪ Hang in there, baby
Things are crazy ♪

♪ But I know your
future's bright ♪

♪ Hang in there, baby ♪

♪ There's no maybe ♪

♪ Everything
turns out all right ♪

♪ Sure, life is up and down ♪

♪ But trust me, it
comes back around ♪

♪ You're gonna love
Who you turn out to be ♪

♪ Hang in there, baby ♪

- Oh, hey, hon.
- Hey, sweetie.

Look, babe, there's sandwich
fixings over there if you're interested.

Oh!

That sounds... guh!

Guh? What does that mean?

Nothing.

What are you doing?

Just stretching.

Before you eat?

It's pretty important.

So, what's bringing
you to Boston?

Well, hopefully this plane.

No, actually, I'm gonna
go visit my boyfriend.

We're in a long-distance
relationship.

Ah. Well, you're sitting
next to the right guy.

I travel for a living
and I've got tons of tips.

First off, don't
travel for a living.

Seriously now, you're always gonna
have to have one of these things handy.

- Well, it looks very comfortable.
- Ah.

I always carry a spare.

- Thanks.
- Hungry?

Uh, I guess. What do you got?

Waldorf salad.

Well, if that's all you got.

Fresh ground pepper?

Don't mind if I do.

By the way, I'm Herb Pickler.

Oh, Teddy Duncan.
Nice to meet you.

Tell me, Teddy, do you have any
need for high-pressure gas flanges?

- Um, not at the moment.
- Oh.

Well, take my card,
anyway. You never know.

I pretty much
know, but thank you.

So, how long you
gonna be in Boston?

Oh, just for the weekend. I'm
gonna surprise my boyfriend.

I can't wait to see
the look on his face.

I'm going to Denver to
surprise my girlfriend.

I can't wait to see
the look on her face.

It's open.

Surprise!

Oh, wow. This is crazy.

But I don't know who you are.

Um, is Spencer here?

He's in Denver. He went
to surprise his girlfriend.

I'm his girlfriend. I came
here to surprise him.

Well, that was
exciting for a second.

Teddy. You're never
gonna guess where I am.

- Denver?
- Huh. I thought that would be harder.

Yeah, well, guess where I am.

Boston!

- What?
- Well, I guess we both had the same idea.

Surprise!

Oh, gosh, this is terrible. We're
not gonna be able to see each other.

Yes, we are. Okay, you stay right there.
I'll just take the first flight back.

Well, I mean I'm
already at your front door.

I might as well say
hl to your parents.

Don't. No, no, what are you doing?
They don't know that I'm out here.

- Well, I just rang the bell.
- Just... Move!

Son,

that is what we
call ding-dong ditch.

Hey, Charlie, wanna play a game?

Okay, so I'm thinking of a
number, and if you guess it,

you get to have Toby
move into your room.

Nice try.

Hey, PJ, you wanna play a game?

Still trying to find
a bedroom, huh?

Yeah, and I've
tried everywhere...

The living room, the
basement, the front porch.

I assume you've
ruled out the attic. Ugh!

- The what?
- The attic. Ugh!

We have an attic?

Yeah. It's upstairs.

Yeah, yeah, that'd
be the place for it.

Wait. Why didn't I
know we had an attic?

You didn't know we
had a tree house either.

You gotta start looking up.

- Huh.
- See? Ugh!

It's not ugh! It's hey!

Teddy!

- Herb. Hi.
- Hey, how was your day in Boston?

Not so good. Pillow me.

Thanks.

So, my boyfriend decided to
surprise me and flew out to Denver.

Oh, the old double
surprise gone bad.

I could sing a few
bars of that one.

But you're not going to, right?

No, no, they frown upon that
during the safety announcement.

It's just that by
the time I get back,

Spencer I will barely
have any time together.

Oh, long-distance
relationships are brutal.

You try to make 'em work.

You email, you
text, you video chat,

then one night you decide you'd rather
watch a Battlestar Galactica marathon

and suddenly you're the bad guy.

I'm pretty sure that
won't happen to me.

Stay away from the
first season. It's addictive.

Good to know.

All I'm trying to say is

there's no substitute for being
in the same place together,

and anyone who thinks otherwise
is just kidding themselves.

Oh, except for you and your
boyfriend. You kids'll be fine.

This is the captain speaking.

Just wanna let you know that there's
some weather over the Ohio valley,

so we're gonna be a
little delayed tonight...

Three, four hours tops.

Wha... well, here's a thought,

fly around Ohio.

Well, looks like we're
gonna be here for a while.

Minl quiche?

- Hey, Mom.
- Hey, PJ.

Okay, she's sitting right there.

Just get it over with and tell
her you dropped out of college.


If you hold it in one
more second, you'll go...


Ooh, grapes!

When did we get those?

Mom must've gone to the store.

But she doesn't
always wash them.


Did I just eat an
unwashed grape?


What am I doing in the kitchen?

Oh, right.

Mom?

There's something
I gotta tell ya.

Hello.

Yeah, hold on.

Uh, somebody from Good
Morning, Denver wants to talk to you.

Good Morning, Denver?

- The TV show?
- Yeah.

I think I have a minute.

Hello.

This is she.

Uh-huh.

Uh-huh.

I... I think I could
arrange something.

Oh, very good.

Yes, thank you for calling.

What's going on?

I'm gonna be on TV!

Wow, that's great, Mom.

They loved my mommy blog and they
want me to do a segment on the show!

And if all goes
well, I'll be a regular.

- They said that?
- No, but they will!

After I'm on TV.

Well, I think that's
all the ant traps.

Okay. Well, by now the
ants have done their job

- and the termites are gone.
- Sure hope so.

Come on, , ants
against two termites?

I think I likes me my odds.

Oh!

Oh, no, it... it's termites!

Dozens of 'em! How
did they multiply so fast?

Well, they are in the Duncan house.
Kind of a when in Rome situation?

Ah. We're gonna
have to tent the house.

- What am I gonna tell Amy?
- You could tell her the truth.

Or...

- A vacation?
- Yes.

Honey, you work so hard,
you do so much around here,

you deserve a vacation.

Well, okay. That sounds
great. When were you thinking?

: a.m. Tuesday
to : a.m. Thursday.

hours of fun! Just you, me,
the kids and the perishables.

Bob, Bob, I can't do that.

I'm gonna be on TV
Tuesday morning, remember?

Oh, right.

Um, okay, no problem. We'll
leave right after you're done.

Okay, sounds great.

Hey, why are we
taking the perishables?

Because...

We... Coming!

- Finally.
- Oh, there's my girl. Oh!

Hey, what time did
you get in last night?

: a.m. I am so sorry.

The plane got delayed,
the quiches went cold,

Herb only brought one side
salad... It was a complete disaster.

Herb?

Yeah, you'll probably
meet him on the flight back.

But the important thing
is that we're together now.

- Well, for an hour.
- What?

Yeah, I have to catch a
plane. I've got class tomorrow.

Well, great. So I have to wait
until spring break to see you again?

Oh. Gosh.

My parents are coming
to Boston for spring break.

So we have one hour
together in five months?

Well, we can find a couple of
weekends to visit each other.

No, Spence, I can't.

My parents don't even
know that I took this trip.

I can't lie to them again.

Well, what are we gonna do?

I don't know. I didn't know
it was gonna be this hard.

Yeah, me neither.

I just can't spend all
my time missing you.

I'm gonna drive myself crazy.

Yeah, I feel the same way.

What do we do?

Well, I mean, there's
nothing we can do, except...

I don't wanna say it.

Yeah, I don't
wanna say it either.

I love you.

Oh, I love you too.

I'm gonna miss you so much.

Why you so sad?

Oh, um, because we're
saying goodbye, Charlie,

and it's a very
hard thing to do.

Then say, hello.

Yeah.

Yeah, maybe that's easier.

Hello, Teddy.

Hello, Spencer.

Ah! Home sweet home.

Oh! Gabriel Duncan,
what is going on?

This is my new room.

I didn't think you
knew about the attic.

Well, the word gets around.

It took years,
but it got around.

Honey, you cannot turn
the attic into your bedroom.

- You can't, but maybe I can.
- What?

Well, I've been looking for
something to talk about on TV tomorrow

and this is perfect!

My house was too small,
but I had a brainstorm.


You had a brainstorm?

Well, it sure wasn't Skippy.

No, no, no.

Hi, Teddy, remember me?

Not now, PJ

Oh, I don't know any PJ.

I'm Socky the sock puppet.

Yeah, I remember.

When you were little and feeling
sad, I used to cheer you up.

And that's what
I'm here to do now.

Let's turn that
frown upside down!

I don't think I can.

Better let me
handle this, Socky.

Okay.

I know it hurts,

but trust me, this
is the hardest part.

I just miss him so much.

It's gonna get better.
It's gonna get better.

I know 'cause I've
been through this.

Remember when Skyler moved away?

I thought my world was over, but
somehow I managed to move on.

You will too.

Well, I just... I don't
want it to be over.

Uhm, maybe it isn't.

What do you mean?

Maybe someday,
when the timing's right,

you and Spencer
will be together again.

Uh-oh, lint ball.

Hey, there it is.
There's that smile.

Oh, Socky. When did my
big brother get to be so wise?

- When he dropped out of college.
- You did what?

I don't know what
he's talking about.

How you feeling,
sweetie? You doing okay?

I'm good, Mommy.

Oh, honey, I was
talking to Teddy.

No, I'm okay, Mom.
But don't worry about me.

Today is your big day. Hey,
mommy's gonna be on TV.

Yeah, yeah.

Teddy, look, if you ever need to
talk, you know I'm here for you.

Thanks.

Go ahead, tell her.

Tell her you lied about the
sleepover and went to Boston.


Now's the perfect time.

She's in a good mood and...

Ooh! Grapes.

Yes, yes, much
better. Much better.

Been wanting to get
rid of that door for years.

It really opens the space up.

Bob, what is going on?
Why do things keep breaking?

Honey, things break.

Happens all the time.
The real question...

is why weren't things
breaking before?

Thanks, Phil.

And now let's say hello to
mommy blogger, Amy Duncan.

- Good morning, Amy.
- Good morning, Jan.

And good morning, Denver.

So, what are you going to
talk to us about today, Amy?

Problem-solving, Jan.

When your nest is as
full as this mama bird's,

you're always finding
ways to make more room.

All of my loyal readers know
that my youngest daughter Charlie

shares a room with
her sister Skippy.

- Who?
- Shh!

And that Skippy is
quite a handful, isn't she?

Oh, don't get me started, Jan.

Anyway...

Now that baby Toby
needs his own room,

I have to find some place to
put my teenage boy, Gabe.

And believe me, we
tried everywhere...

The living room, the
basement, even the front porch.

And then it hit me...

Why not clear out the attic and convert
it into a really cool loft space?

Well, that's exactly what I did.

It was a lot of hard
work, but as I always say,

a mama bird's job is
to build the perfect nest.

Could you hold this, Jan?

Let's kick it back
to the studio, Jan.

No, no, no, I think
we'll keep it right here.

What just happened, Amy?

Good question.

- Bob?
- Um, okay.

You know those termites I
brought home the other day?

They kinda got out.

You let termites eat our house?

- I dropped out of college.
- What?

And I went to Boston
without your permission.

- What?
- Wow!

Mama bird, it looks like
your nest is falling apart

in more ways than one.
What do you have to say?

This whole thing is a disaster.

Might as well tell her
that Skippy's a lie too.


Just go ahead. Just do it.

And now for the weather.

The skies are sunny and clear.

Back to you, Phil.

Okay, you guys, come on.
Come on, let's go. Shake a leg.

I finally get my own room
and now we have to move out.

It's just for a
couple of nights.

We're gonna get the house checked
out, make sure everything's safe...

Take care of the
termite problem.

I thought that was implied.

And then we are gonna move back in and
everything's gonna be back to normal.

What do you mean, normal?

- PJ dropped out of college.
- Teddy went to Boston.

- Dad brought termites in the house.
- Well, Gabe...

- What did you do?
- Nothing. As usual, I'm the good one.

Bob, this family is
completely falling apart.

No, it isn't.

Look, guys, I dropped
out of college for a reason.

I want to go to culinary school.

I'm good at cooking,
I'm passionate about it

and I look good in the hat.

Okay, well, I feel better
now that you have a plan.

Yeah, well, as for you,
young lady, you are grounded.

You're gonna be spending
a lotta time in your room.

I don't have a room.

Well, we're gonna find you a
room and I'm gonna put you in it.

All right. Come
on, guys, let's go.

- Can you... Thank you.
- Yeah.

Okay, house, see
you in a couple of days.

Or longer.

Hi, Charlie, I'm back.
Umm, where was I?

Oh, right, worst day ever.

So the whole house was eaten by termites
and we don't have a place to live.

Ugh. Yeah, it's a disaster.

Well, not for you. You
have your own apartment.

Oh, yeah. That makes
me feel better. See ya.

Well, the rest of us have no idea where
we'll end up, but I'm sure we'll be fine.

But just in case, wish
us good luck, Charlie.

- He was visiting BIPA.
- Whapa?

Bipa, the bostotin...
Bostotin... Sorry.

Okay, I'm good,
I'm good, I'm good.

- Whapa?
- BIPA, the Bostonin...

BIPA, the Boston instit...

Whapa?

It's all going so well.

- Hey, sweetie. Oh, there's some sandwich fictions if...
-

- I can't say that word.
- Go back to one.

I'm from the south. I
should be able to say fixings.

- Well, for one thing, there's no light.
- Porch light.

No.

- Porch light's right here.
- It's right there.

So, how's the long-distance
relationship going?

Not go...

There's, like, a motorcycle
g*ng going by set right now.

I don't know. I'm
just kind of in shock.

Yeah, me too.

Who's ready for some delicious
New England chicken noodle chowder?

Shoulder bread?
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