[♪♪♪]
Michelle, what are you doing?
Planting my seeds from school.
Peas, tomatoes and broccoli.
I'm also planting dessert.
M&M's?
Michelle, that's
like planting a nickel
and growing a money tree.
Good idea.
[COINS RATTLING]
[JESSE FREDERICK'S
"EVERYWHERE YOU LOOK" PLAYING]
♪ Ahh-ahh-ahh-ahhh ♪
♪ Ahhh ♪
♪ Whatever happened
To predictability ♪
♪ The milkman The paperboy ♪
♪ Evenin' TV? ♪
♪ Ahhh ♪
♪ Everywhere you look ♪
♪ Everywhere you look ♪
♪ There's a heart ♪
♪ There's a heart ♪
♪ A hand to hold on to ♪
♪ Everywhere you look ♪
♪ Everywhere you look ♪
♪ There's a face ♪
♪ Of somebody who needs you ♪
♪ Everywhere you look ♪
♪ When you're lost out
there And you're all alone ♪
♪ A light is waitin'
To carry you home ♪
♪ Everywhere you look ♪
♪ Everywhere you look ♪
♪ Ahh-ahh-ahh-ahhh ♪
♪ Dooby-doo-baa-ba-daa ♪
[♪♪♪]
BECKY: ♪ The wheels on the bus ♪
♪ Go round and round ♪
♪ Round and round ♪
♪ Round and round ♪
Oh, look at my little Honeybee.
Just keep moving.
DANNY: Wait a second.
Let me get a look at you.
Oh, don't you look bee-utiful.
I am just buzz-ting with pride.
Mwah.
You're right.
I should've changed at school.
Hi, guys.
Well, today's the big day.
Where's Jess? I want
to go over some stuff
for our big radio debut.
Oh, he's downstairs. He
was too wound up to sleep.
[SNEEZES]
Hey, Joe.
[JESSE SNEEZES]
It's just great. It's my
first day on the radio,
and I-I sound like someone
crammed a duck up my nose.
That's a nice image.
Come on, Joey.
I'll show you this
bit I'm working on.
Ah... Ah... Ah-choo.
Always works in cartoons.
BECKY: Okay. Come
on, boys. Come on.
Let's go get you cleaned
up so you can get dirty again.
D.J. [YELLING]:
Dad, is Steve here yet?
No, there's still
food left on the table.
Hey, Mr. Tanner.
Not for long.
Hi. Hi.
Hi.
Hi.
Hi. Good.
Deej, you're finally wearing
that blouse I bought for you.
I thought you hated that color.
Oh, I do. But Steve
loves it on me.
Isn't it amazing the way
it brings out her eyes?
You know, Deej, I need a favor.
I have to pick Vicky
up at the airport.
Could you please
walk Michelle home
from her Honeybee
meeting today at 4:00?
Michelle. Honeybees.
4:00. Got it.
Great. Oh, by the way, weren't,
uh, you supposed to be getting
your history test
back yesterday?
Oh, yeah.
I got a C.
All right. You nailed it.
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
You got a C?
Honey, you were running
an A in that course.
You know our agreement,
if you don't keep
your grades up,
then you can't
get a part-time job
and you can't save for
the car that you wanna buy.
Oh, I don't need a car anymore.
Steve has one.
Yeah, yeah, it's cool.
V-6, four on the floor.
Really roomy back seat.
Deej, I'll catch
you outside, okay?
I'm gonna want that plate back.
So, Deej, uh...
You and Steve seem
to be getting, you know...
kinda serious.
Oh, I don't know.
I wonder how much
he really likes me.
He's here every day.
You're a good cook.
Deej, that boy would eat lint.
Dad, I have to go.
Oh, uh, sweetheart?
Um... Do you
remember what I said
when I started giving
you driving lessons?
"Pull over, I'm nauseous"?
No. Before that.
I said, uh... Don't go too fast.
Don't worry, Dad.
Okay.
Bye.
Bye. Love you.
I love you, too.
Okay.
[♪♪♪]
Now, to bisect the angle, put
the tip of the compass here.
I... I can't get
the hang of this.
How 'bout some help?
Well, put the needle here
and the pencil here.
Now, who says geometry's a drag?
Oh, good boy.
BOTH: Uh-oh.
Uh, uh-oh is right.
Nicky, Alex, this is what's
known as bad timing.
Uh, we were never here,
and, uh, now we're gone.
Boy, Aunt Becky must
really love those twins.
Must be such an
incredible feeling
to love someone that much.
Yeah, must be.
Deej?
Yeah, Steve?
I... need an eraser.
Right. Eraser.
Steve, you're gonna rub a hole
right through the coffee table.
I know.
You got me crazy,
D.J. I love you.
You do? Really?
Yeah.
Yeah. I wanted to
say it a hundred times,
but every time I tried, I...
I kept chickening out but...
But now that I've said it, I...
I feel like I wanna
say it again.
I love you.
This is incredible.
Well... don't you wanna
say something to me?
Yes... Thank you.
That's it?
I mean... I love you too.
[♪♪♪]
You know, I've heard
after a minute and a half,
the brain dies without oxygen.
Dad, Vicky. Nice
to see you guys.
Sorry. We didn't
mean to bust in on you.
No, but I'm awfully glad we did.
Hi, Vicky.
Hi, Stephanie. How are you?
Good. How are you?
Uh, Dad, if I found
something valuable
on the way home from school,
would I be entitled to a reward?
Maybe. Depends
on how valuable it is.
Okay. Who forgot to get me?
Pay up.
D.J.
Oh, no, Michelle.
You.
I am so sorry.
We were really busy
doing our homework.
Oh, yeah, I just saw
some of that homework.
Steve, I'm sorry.
I'll call you later.
Hey, it's okay. I gotta
go to wrestling practice.
Girls, um, Vicky,
I wanna talk to D.J. alone.
Would you just excuse
us for a moment?
I'd love to, Dad,
but I can't hear as
well from the kitchen.
Come on, girls,
how about a snack?
I never get to
see the good stuff.
Welcome to my world.
D.J., this is inexcusable.
I promise it'll never
happen again.
It's not just forgetting
about Michelle.
You are entirely too
wrapped up with Steve.
I love Steve, and he loves me.
What?
You're 15 years old.
You're not in love.
You don't know how I feel.
I know that your head
has been in the clouds,
you haven't been paying
attention to schoolwork,
you've been neglecting
all your responsibilities,
like picking up your sister.
I said I was sorry.
Well, I-I'm sorry, too,
because I don't
want you and Steve
seeing each other anymore.
You can't do that.
I just did.
Well, I don't care,
because I'm gonna see
Steve whenever I want,
and you can't stop me.
Hey! D.J.
D.J.!
[♪♪♪]
[♪♪♪]
Kimmy, what are you doing here?
Hey, Mr. T.
You're looking at the
wrestling team towel girl.
How'd you get that job?
God smiled on me.
Excuse me.
Steve?
You know where D.J. is?
I haven't seen her since
you were yelling at her.
Hey, I do not yell. I guide.
And when I was done
guiding, she ran out.
Man, sh-she must
be really freaked.
You really care
about D.J., don't you?
I love her, Mr. Tanner.
I wish you two would
stop using that word.
What you mean is you...
You want what's
best for her, right?
Absolutely.
Great. Then I'd, uh...
I'd like you to stop seeing her.
Well, I can't do that.
D.J.'s the best thing
that ever happened to me.
Look, I'm sorry, Mr. Tanner.
I gotta wrestle, or
coach is gonna flip out.
Hey, take five, k*ller.
Here. Thank you.
Do me a favor, would you?
Hang this up real neatly.
[DANNY SIGHS]
Mr. Tanner?
Yeah?
Why do you have your
arm around my waist?
You need to
wrestle. I need to talk.
Mr. Tanner, you're old.
Your bones are brittle.
Don't worry about my bones.
I wrestled in high school.
They used to call me
the steel string bean.
I buy the string bean part.
Just give us the cue to start.
You mean, ready, wrestle?
[BOTH GRUNTING]
Steve, ever since you and
D.J. have been going out,
her grades have
been dropping off.
I'm sure your wrestling
must be suffering.
Actually, she inspires
me, Mr. Tanner.
My wrestling's
never been better.
Reversal. Two points.
Try a head-butt, Mr. T.
It makes a neat sound.
Steve, what about your parents?
I'm sure they must be concerned
that you're spending
so much time with D.J.
Escape.
One point for the bean of steel.
Actually, my parents
think D.J.'s the greatest girl
in the world.
Well, so do I.
And that's why I want
what's best for her.
That's how come I'm
putting my foot down.
[GRUNTS] Oh.
Dad!
What are you doing to Steve?
Don't worry. I won't hurt him.
Yes, it's a pin.
Boy, Mr. T, I never
saw you sweat before.
Yuck.
I can't believe you
showed up here.
I'm here because
I care about you.
All you care about
is humiliating me.
Hey, we'll talk about
this at home, okay?
[PANTING] After
my lungs reinflate.
I'm not going home.
I'll stay at Kimmy's.
You might wanna
rethink that, Deej.
My father just ran
out of foot deodorant.
Then I'll stay at Steve's.
Like heck you will. You
are going home now.
No, I'm not. Oh, yes, you are.
Hold it. Stop.
D.J., you know I'm
crazy about you but...
this is a mess.
I don't wanna come
between you and your dad.
Look, I... I can't
see you anymore.
I'm sorry.
[♪♪♪]
Jess, we're at
the radio station.
We're on in a couple of minutes.
Now, what is wrong with you?
[YAWNING] It must be that
cold medicine I took for my nose.
Well, one little cold pill isn't
gonna do anything to you.
I know. That's why I took four.
Four? Jess, do you know
how dangerous that is?
Oh, plus you've
been up all night.
No wonder you zonked out.
Well, I didn't want my
nose stuffed up on the radio.
But it's clear. Listen:
[SNIFFS]
The news is next and
stay tuned for the debut
of the Rush-Hour Renegades.
Okay, you ready, Jess?
Yeah, I'm fine. Don't
worry. Okay. Okay. Good.
Hi, boss. Hey,
how you doing, Joey? Hi, Jesse.
Jesse?
Are you okay? Yeah, I'm fine.
He's... He's fine. He, uh...
See, what he likes to do is
meditate before a performance.
Helps him relax.
[CHUCKLES]
If he wasn't like
this, I'd be worried.
Okay, whatever works.
Knock 'em dead.
We're practically there.
[LAUGHS]
Okay, come on, Jess.
Come on. Come on.
Snap out of it. Snap out of it.
Okay. Come on.
Sit down here, Jess. Thattaboy.
Okay, we're on in
three, two... Jess.
Hello, uh, San Francisco.
We're the, uh... We're
the Rush-Hour Renegades.
I'm Joey Gladstone.
This is my partner,
Jesse Katsopolis.
Uh... Say hi, Jess.
[SNORES]
Jesse's kind of the quiet one.
Guess you could tell.
[CHUCKLES]
Right, Jess?
We'll be back right after this.
ANNOUNCER [OVER RADIO]:
Rush Hour Renegades. Comin' at ya.
[ROCK MUSIC PLAYS OVER RADIO]
[♪♪♪]
[FLAPPING]
And that's the traffic report
from the KFLH traffic copter.
Hey, folks, you know, I
should point out that Jesse
does some really
great impersonations,
isn't that right, Jess?
[SNORING]
Hey, Jess, why don't you
do Rodney Dangerfield?
[AS DANGERFIELD] Hey, I wanna tell
ya, I get no respect, no respect at all.
Jess, that was unbelievable.
It was like Rodney
was really here, I swear.
Why don't we give
our listeners a break
from all this hilarity and,
uh, listen to a commercial?
Hey. How are you guys doing?
How are they doing?
You were the one who
changed the station in the car.
Do they have naptime here?
Joey, what happened to him?
JOEY: He took
too many cold pills.
Sweetheart. Sweetheart, wake up.
Beck, I tried that already.
He's been out like
a light for hours.
Have mercy.
Why didn't I think of that?
What's going on here?
Welcome back, Mr. Posturepedic.
You slept through half the show.
Oh, I blew it.
I overdid it on
those cold pills.
It's The Michelle Show.
I pledge allegiance
to the flag. Ho, ho, ho, ho.
Thank you. Thank you.
Now, that little, uh,
patriotic munchkin
was my niece, Michelle.
Did you have a nice
nap, Uncle Jesse?
[CHUCKLES]
Oh, I'm pinching
her cheek really hard,
but you folks at
home can't see that.
Um... Guys, you wanna say hi?
Becky, Steph.
Hi.
Come on, Steph. Say hi.
No, I can't.
Oh, come on,
Steph. Don't be shy.
Okay.
♪ Oh, when the
saints Go marching in ♪
♪ Oh, when the
saints Go marching in ♪
Okay, thank you.
I guess she got over
her shyness, huh?
All right, the
Rush-Hour Renegades
will be right back but
first, a little rock 'n' roll.
[ROCK MUSIC PLAYS OVER RADIO]
[LOWERS VOLUME]
[EXHALES]
Thanks for bailing me out, pal.
Hey, that's what
partners are for.
Hey, what does this do?
Oh, that turns the
music off, honey,
and then that means
we're broadcasting dead air.
JOEY & JESSE: Dead air?
[ALL CHATTERING INDISTINCTLY]
[♪♪♪]
You okay?
D.J.'s still in her room.
She won't even talk to me.
[SIGHS]
It's a tough age.
Yeah.
Fifteen.
I meant 35.
[SIGHS]
Vicky, they're just kids.
They're not mature
enough to know what love is.
Mature like us.
Exactly.
Exactly?
Danny, do we love each other?
What?
Love?
Well... I don't know.
I... I guess the mature thing
to do would be just, you know,
make a list, and then...
Then analyze the situation,
and just think it
through objectively...
Don't think.
Just tell me how you feel.
How I feel?
Well...
I feel like...
There's... There's,
uh, nobody else I'd...
I'd rather spend my time with.
[♪♪♪]
And I feel like...
you're the only one
in the world for me.
And I f-feel like... I love you.
Oh, Danny, I love you, too.
You do?
You... You really love me?
[LAUGHS]
Well, all right.
[LAUGHS]
[SIGHING] Oh.
I feel like a teenager again.
D.J.
[KNOCKING ON DOOR]
DANNY: D.J.
What?
Did you think of some
new way to ruin my life?
Deej, something incredible
just happened to me.
I just told Vicky
that I love her.
Are you trying to t*rture me?
No. I'm trying to tell you that
I understand how you feel.
Can I sit down?
Look... Honey, I...
I'd forgotten what it's like.
I haven't been in love with
anyone since your mom.
It's... It's incredible.
[♪♪♪]
That's great, Dad.
Yeah. It is.
And if you and Steve are
feeling what I'm feeling right now,
then I think it's wonderful.
Are you saying I
can see Steve again?
I guess I am.
Truth is... that Steve's
a pretty good kid.
He's polite. He's a good eater.
He's got a darn good headlock.
Thanks, Dad.
I can't wait to call him.
Hold it. Hold it. Put that
call on hold for a moment.
I knew that was too easy.
Well, Deej,
Steve is an important
part of your life now,
but he shouldn't
be your whole life.
You can't forget about
your grades and your friends
and your family.
And if you don't like
a blouse, don't wear it.
Unless, of course,
I bought it for you.
I think what I'm
trying to say is just
don't lose track of who you are.
I won't.
And I'm sorry about
the way I've been acting.
It's just that I've never
been in love before.
It's kinda overwhelming.
Tell me about it.
Are you kinda light-headed?
Yeah.
Is your heart pounding?
Like a bongo.
How 'bout your stomach?
I feel like I'm gonna hurl.
It's the best, isn't it?
[♪♪♪]
[♪♪♪]
♪ Ahh-ahh-ahh-ahhh ♪
[♪♪♪]
♪ Ahh-ahh-ahh-ahhh ♪
♪ Dooby-doo-baa-ba-daa ♪