[JESSE FREDERICK'S
"EVERYWHERE YOU LOOK" PLAYING]
♪ Ahh-ahh-ahh-ahhh ♪
♪ Ahhh ♪
♪ Whatever happened
To predictability ♪
♪ The milkman The paperboy ♪
♪ Evenin' TV? ♪
♪ Ahh-ahh ♪
♪ Everywhere you look ♪
♪ Everywhere you look ♪
♪ There's a heart ♪
♪ There's a heart ♪
♪ A hand to hold on to ♪
♪ Everywhere you look ♪
♪ Everywhere you look ♪
♪ There's a face ♪
♪ Of somebody who needs you ♪
♪ Everywhere you look ♪
♪ When you're lost out
there And you're all alone ♪
♪ A light is waitin'
To carry you home ♪
♪ Everywhere you look ♪
♪ Everywhere you look ♪
♪ Ahh-ahh-ahh-ahhh ♪
♪ Dooby-doo-baa-ba-daa ♪
[♪♪♪]
[STEEL BAND PLAYING
"YELLOW BIRD"]
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You having fun, little sister?
I'm loving it.
Do you think I'm bossy?
Not you, princess.
Let's hear it for the princess!
[APPLAUSE]
Well, there you are, princess.
[GASPS] Snow White.
We heard you ran
away from your sisters.
They had a bad attitude.
Well, I'm glad I found you.
I still have two
wishes left, right?
That's right.
Then I wish I could
have a tea party
with Mickey and Minnie
and all their friends.
You're the princess.
You're the only one
who understands me.
Very well.
Come along, princess.
ALL: Bye-bye. Thanks, guys.
[SPLASH]
JESSE: That's it. That's a wrap
for the Rush-Hour Renegades,
coming to you live
from Epcot Center
in the world's largest
bowl of clam chowder.
I'm Jesse Katsopolis.
And Joey Gladstone.
[BUBBLING] Bye-bye,
San Francisco.
Good show. Good show.
All right. This is perfect.
I'm gonna take Becky on this
romantic cruise on the lagoon.
It's our anniversary, so we
get a little romance going.
Let's go. I gotta
get out of here.
[♪♪♪]
Jess, I'm not going anywhere.
There's a shark.
Where? There's
no sharks in here.
It's a probably a
flounder with an overbite.
Listen, Joseph, I know what
a shark looks like and that...
That's a shark.
That's a shark.
Does he look hungry to you?
You know what? The
shark's probably a vegetarian.
I... I'm sorry, Jess.
Ever since I was a kid,
I've been afraid of sharks.
Some people are
afraid of the dark,
some are afraid of heights,
some are afraid of eggs.
Joey, just relax.
There's got... Eggs?
Listen, I'm leaving.
I'm going to swim to the top,
and I'm going to get you
a skin-diving shrink, okay?
Jess!
[BREATHING HEAVILY]
Joey, you really are
freaked out about this, huh?
Well, let me just say,
I'm not clutching you
because I love your cologne.
Tsk.
[SIGHS]
I know what you're thinking.
My husband's 45 minutes late,
but he's coming.
It's our anniversary.
He won't disappoint me.
You guys like chicken salad?
[♪♪♪]
Share that.
BECKY: Hey, no fighting.
JESSE: Guys,
he's afraid of sharks.
What am I supposed to do?
Oh, man, Jess, I'm starving.
Hey, if we order a pizza,
you think the 30-minute
delivery thing applies underwater?
I'm sure it still applies.
They can get the pizza here.
It's just... You know,
they bring the pizza,
the cardboard box
would get all soggy...
Aw, I'm starting to get water
in the brain listening to you.
Listen, I am leaving, okay?
Becky is waiting for me.
Now, Joseph, it's time
for you to face your fears
and find out what
you're made of.
What if I'm made of shark food?
Sit down and put on your fins.
I don't know about this,
Jess. Just follow me.
Hey, nice calves.
You been working out?
Get off my leg!
There he is. There he is!
Oh, it's dinner time.
We're not gonna make it.
We're not gonna
make it. We made it.
Oh. Told you we'd make it.
Ow.
[♪♪♪]
MICHELLE: Hi, guys.
Thanks for coming.
Well, you got your
wish, princess.
Shall we start the party?
I changed my mind.
Can I please have my wish back?
What's wrong? Isn't
this what you wanted?
It's awesome,
but it'll be more awesome
if my family was here.
[♪♪♪]
[♪♪♪]
I'm sorry you're sad, princess.
["MICKEY MOUSE
CLUB MARCH" PLAYING]
[SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY]
Daddy!
DANNY: Oh, Michelle.
Oh, come here, you.
Ooh! Mwah.
Mmm.
We were so worried about you.
Michelle,
you know you're not supposed
to wander off by yourself.
But, Daddy, I was so mad.
That's no excuse. We're gonna
have a long talk about it later.
But I'm the princess
and nobody would
do what I told them.
Sounds like you were
trying to be the boss.
The princess is the boss.
Bruce Springsteen is the boss.
VICKY: Michelle,
a good princess
is fair and kind.
That's what makes
people love her.
I'm sorry.
You guys wanna come to my party?
Oh-ho-ho. We'd love
to. Thank you. Mwah.
Yeah. Thanks.
Oh, this is fabulous. Oh, it is.
Hi, everybody.
Hi, Alice. Good to see you.
STEPH: Do you believe this?
We spend our whole
day looking for Michelle,
and then she gets a party.
I ask you, Pinocch,
where's the justice?
Ooh, we're drinking
tea. DANNY: Oh, it is.
Hi, everybody.
Hi, Alice. Good to see you.
Hey, guys, have
you seen my wife?
I was supposed to meet her here.
She had that "my husband's late
for our anniversary,
I'm gonna k*ll him" look.
Have you seen her?
You have. Where...?
Where is she?
The hotel? Good.
Is that my picnic basket?
[♪♪♪]
Give, give, give,
give, give me that.
Rodents.
Becky!
Come on, Beck, I'm sor...
[PIANO PLAYING]
JESSE: ♪ For the times ♪
♪ We're at odds ♪
♪ Here's a kiss ♪
♪ From my heart ♪
♪ And a breath ♪
♪ In your ear ♪
♪ Tellin' you I'm sorry ♪
♪ For the times ♪
♪ We're apart ♪
♪ Here's a kiss ♪
♪ With a tear ♪
♪ And a heart ♪
♪ Full of love ♪
♪ Tellin' you I'm so sorry ♪
[♪♪♪]
PARADERS: ♪ It's
Ali, amorous he ♪
♪ Ali Ababwa ♪
♪ Heard your princess
Was a sight lovely to see ♪
♪ And that, good people Is why ♪
♪ He got dolled up
And dropped by ♪
♪ With 60 elephants
Llamas galore ♪
♪ With his bears and lions
A brass band and more ♪
♪ With his 40 fakirs
His cooks, his bakers ♪
[BOTH GASP]
[BOTH LAUGH]
[THEME FROM RAIDERS OF THE
LOST ARK PLAYING ON SPEAKERS]
WOMAN [ON MICROPHONE]: Let's hear
it for our extras. They were wonderful.
All right! Heh-heh.
Oh, yeah.
Go ahead and give
yourselves a round of applause.
You're a great audience.
Enjoy the show, everybody.
[PAGER BEEPING]
Oh, excuse me. That's me. Heh.
I mean, that's not
me. It's my beeper.
I have to call my office. Okay.
Hurry back. Okay.
So?
So?
So?
So, what?
So have you asked Vicky yet?
You mean, to marry me?
No. To ride Dumbo
the flying elephant.
I've been trying
to ask her all day,
but I keep gettin' interrupted.
[SIGHS] But I'm gonna do it.
I think I finally
figured out a way
that nobody can interrupt.
[THEME FROM RAIDERS OF THE
LOST ARK PLAYING ON SPEAKERS]
[CRASHING]
Indiana Jones is so
brave and handsome.
He reminds me of Steve.
Huey, Dewey, and
Louie remind you of Steve.
[♪♪♪]
[RUMBLING]
[D.J. SCREAMS]
I love you, D.J.!
[ALL GASP] Steve, no!
Uh... No one thinks
you're really here.
[TRUMPET PLAYING OVER SPEAKERS]
Deej, I was right, wasn't I?
Was that a huge boulder or what?
Oh, Michelle.
Come here, sweetie.
We still have some
quality princess time left
and a lot more rides to
check out. What do you say?
I say let's do it.
Oh, Dad, uh, would you mind
taking me back to the hotel?
Joey's there with the twins.
Are you okay?
Yeah, I'm fine.
I'm just kinda tired.
Well, you had a big day.
Not as big as Michelle's.
What was that, sweetheart?
I said everything's goin' swell.
DANNY: Okay, Steph,
but we're gonna miss you.
[♪♪♪]
[INAUDIBLE DIALOGUE]
[TIRES SCREECH]
ALL: Aaagh!
[ALL SCREAM]
[ALL LAUGHING]
D.J.: That was really fun.
I liked Splash Mountain.
Best. Oh, yeah.
That was a lot
of fun. It was cool.
Oh, my gosh. I must
be really losing it.
Now that guy checking
in looks like Steve.
If you're going crazy,
I'm going crazy with you.
He really does look like Steve.
D.J.!
Oh, my gosh. He knows my name.
It is Steve.
[♪♪♪]
[SIGHS]
Steve, I missed you so much.
I kept seeing you everywhere.
I kept seeing you too.
At the supermarket, I saw
your face in a cauliflower,
and then at the Sizzler,
I saw you in my cheese toast.
And that's when I knew
that I just had to see you.
I mean, here in person,
not in my side dish.
Steve, I love you.
I love you too.
[♪♪♪]
Steph. Hey, Steph,
the parade's gonna start.
Don't you wanna watch
Michelle get to ride in a float?
Why'd she have to
cut in front of me line?
I should have been the princess.
I'm sick of her always
getting her own way.
Hey, Steph, hold
on for just a second.
We gotta talk about this, okay?
Hey, Steph, I know you feel
a little cheated about
what happened today,
but you also cheated yourself
out of a heck of a lot of fun.
I did, didn't I?
I missed all my favorite rides.
Well, when Michelle
was missing today,
how'd that make you feel?
I was scared.
I was so worried
something happened to her.
Do you know why
you felt like that?
I don't know.
I guess I love her.
Look, I know you're angry
at Michelle today, Steph,
but you can't let
those bad feelings
take away from all the
good feelings you have.
Okay, I'll try.
Attagirl.
Thanks, Joey.
Stephanie, I bet you can't guess
what my third wish is.
Bet you you're right.
But I'm sure it's something
that will make you very happy.
No, it's something that
will make you very happy.
I wish my sister Stephanie
can be the princess
and ride in the parade.
Me? You mean it?
I was thinking,
you should have been
the princess anyways.
Thanks, Michelle!
But, really, I couldn't.
Okay.
But, heh, if you insist.
STEPH: It's beautiful.
Wow!
Thanks.
I have a special surprise.
Because Michelle was
such an unselfish princess,
your whole family
can ride in the parade.
All right! Come on. Let's go.
MICHELLE: This will be fun!
[CONGA MUSIC PLAYING]
ALL: ♪ Everybody on the street ♪
♪ Join into the conga line ♪
♪ Join into the Latin b*at ♪
♪ Come join us, one and all ♪
♪ Everyone happy as can be ♪
Lookit over there. Can you wave?
Lookit.
Hey, there's Mickey over there.
♪ Everybody ♪
♪ Join us and you will see ♪
Hey!
Hey!
This is so much fun.
Hi.
Okay, crank with me, Goofy.
There. All right. Phew.
ALL: ♪ Come and join the party ♪
♪ Dance and celebrate ♪
♪ Come and join the party ♪
♪ Celebrate ♪
Thanks, Michelle.
This was unbelievable.
No problem.
♪ Let your body sway-O ♪
♪ Come and celebrate ♪
♪ It carry you away-O ♪
♪ Celebrate ♪
♪ Away we go Away we go ♪
♪ Away we go ♪
MAN [ON MICROPHONE]:
Ladies and gentlemen,
Jesse and the Rippers!
[BAND PLAYING CHAN
ROMERO'S "HIPPY HIPPY SHAKE"]
ALL: ♪ One, two, three sing ♪
♪ I got The hippy hippy shakes ♪
♪ Yeah I got the shakes ♪
♪ I got The hippy hippy shakes ♪
All right! ♪ Shake
it to the left ♪
Let's see you
shake it over here.
[CROWD CHEERING]
♪ Shake it to the right ♪
Right side!
♪ Shake it to the left
Shake it to the right ♪
♪ Do the hippy shake
shake With all of your might ♪
♪ Oh, baby ♪
♪ Yeah, come on, shake ♪
♪ It's in the bag ♪
♪ Hey! The hippy hippy shake ♪
♪ Hey! The hippy hippy shake ♪
♪ Whoa! The hippy hippy shake ♪
[CROWD CHEERING]
Yes, San Francisco,
live from Disney World,
that was Jesse and the Rippers.
And, uh, hey, Snow, how the
heck did you like that song?
It was wonderful.
Well, it certainly was.
I think I even saw Captain Hook
shakin' a little booty
on that one, huh?
This next song is for
dreamers everywhere.
Happy anniversary, honey.
[BAND PLAYING "A DREAM IS
A WISH YOUR HEART MAKES"]
♪ A dream is a wish
Your heart makes ♪
♪ When you're fast asleep ♪
♪ In dreams, You
lose your heartaches ♪
♪ Whatever you
wish for You keep ♪
Uh, Vicky?
Vicky, you know that, uh...?
That thing I've been trying
to ask you about all day?
Yes.
Danny, Danny, look,
isn't that wonderful?
Someone is trying to ask
someone named Vicky...
Oh, my.
[SIGHS]
My name is Vicky.
And m... My name is someone.
No. My name is Danny.
No. Um... Vicky, look.
I love you.
[INHALES SHARPLY]
Will you marry me?
Oh, Danny.
Yes.
Yes, I'll marry you.
You...? You said yes?
Yes, you just said?
You said...
Girls, she just said yes.
She said yes.
[ALL CHATTERING]
ALL: ♪ Have faith in your
dreams And someday ♪
♪ Your rainbow will
come Shining through ♪
♪ No matter how
your heart Is grievin' ♪
♪ If you keep on believin' ♪
♪ The dream that you
wish Will come true ♪
♪ The dream that
you wish Will come ♪
♪ True ♪
♪ Ahh-ahh-ahh-ahhh ♪
♪ Ahh-ahh-ahh-ahhh ♪
♪ Dooby-doo-baa-ba-daa ♪