01x19 & 01x20 - Enter the Dranis

Episode transcripts for the TV show "Gabby Duran & the Unsittables". Aired: October 2019 - present.*
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Gabby finds herself babysitting extraterrestrial children who are hiding out on Earth and vows to protect their secret.
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01x19 & 01x20 - Enter the Dranis

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- (aliens growling)
- Aw. There you go.

- Alien: Thank you.
- (aliens grunting)

Babysitting aliens is no joke.

Like, if you've got three
Zagellian toddlers in one room,

things can get messy real quick.

- (aliens grunting)
- (chuckles)

(squealing, chittering)

Or when two Praxian fairies
won't stop fighting,

you gotta find effective means
of conflict resolution.

- (vacuum whirring)
- (squealing, chittering)

(muffled chittering)

And you're not coming out
until you make up.

(growling, roaring)

Don't even get me started
on whiny shape-shifters.

I already told you.

No video games until
you brush your teeth.

Uck! Fine.
But just so you know,

I'm gonna use way
too much toothpaste.

(sighs)

I'm Gabby Duran,

and I'm still the best
babysitter in the galaxy.

(theme song playing)

Oh, yeah

I do normal like a fish
rides a bicycle


Fit in like summer
and an icicle


Don't fight it,
just be an original


♪ Woop, woop, woop! ♪

I roller-skate
outside the lines


When I try to stay in,
it's no surprise


It's a fail, it's okay,
I'm one of a kind


One of a, one of a kind

So anytime I feel
some type of way


Don't understand
the human race


So what, so what, so what?

I do my thing,
I do my thing


You do your thing,
You do your thing


When we don't fit in

We stand out in the crowd
and we shout it loud


I do my thing,
I do my thing


I'm the one and only,
I'm the one and only


Don't try to fit in,
Don't try to fit in


Mm-hmm, I do my thing

(music playing over headphones)

Gabby, you got a package.

It's addressed to Gabby Duran,

Havensburg, USA, Earth?

Oh, um... (chuckles) Must be
from one of my babysitting clients.

Uh, Jeremy's learning

about the solar system
right now,

which, Earth, as you know,
is a part of our solar system,

so this all makes sense.

Hmm.

All right, mysterious
alien package,

let's see what you got.

(sighs)

- (fireworks whistling)
- (celebratory music playing)

(sniffing)
Mmm!

Smells like taquitos, and...

(sniffs)... sunshine?

"Gabby Duran,

"Your reputation as a babysitter
extraordinaire

"has extended to the far reaches
of the galaxy.

"You have been carefully
selected to babysit an alien tonight

on another planet." (gasps)

"If you're interested,
scan your DNA sequence."

Hmm. Gabby, are you interested?

Uh, duh!
(chuckles)

(beeping)

(chuckles softly)

Announcer (over device):
Behold: Paradi-zon,

the most fun and beautiful
planet in the galaxy.


Just look at these majestic
space vistas.


Those vistas are dope.
(chuckles)

Announcer (over device): This
will be the view out of your window


as you recline in space luxury,

and babysit this adorable
little alien.


- (beeps)
- Alien Girl: Hi, Gabby!

I hear you're the best
babysitter in the galaxy.


(chuckles)

We're gonna have lots of fun.

(beeps)

Announcer (over device):
Hyper-speed travel will allow you to leave

and return home
within three Earth hours.


Please let us know
if you'd like to accept.


Uh... (chuckles) That's
a hard "yes" from Gabby.

Ugh.

But I should probably
clear this with Swift first.

(groans)

♪ ♪

I'm telling you, Jeremy,

the cinnamon bun is clearly
the king of the pastry world,

and anything else
is pastry heresy.

Cinnamon bun?
Are you for real?

Give me the masculine strength
of a bear claw,

the steeply poise of
an almond croissant.

But a cinnamon bun?
Are we barbarians?

Oh,
Jeremy. We have been at this for two weeks!

And I'm starting to think

we're never going to agree on this
arbitrary ranking of Earth pastries.

Orb: Incoming transmission
from Gor-Monia.


Better not be Glor-Bron.

- (beeps)
- Hey, buddy!

- Glor-Bron, here.
- Pffft.

(groans): Oh.
Hello, Glor-Bron.

What can I do for you?

Just a couple quick updates.

First, I got a new human form.

(chuckles)
Uh?

- Ooh.
- Turns out your reports on Earth culture

have been a huge hit here,
just supes popular.


So all the big-time blobs
have been buying


toenail clippings
off the Internet.


Oh! Well...
(chuckles)

I suppose that's gratifying

to know that my work has been...

Also, it makes it
way easier to drink


out of my fancy drinking stick.

(gasps) That is my
fancy drinking stick!

Anyhoo, no biggie,

but I've actually
gotten a promotion


to chief adviser
to the supreme leader.


(gasps)
And that is my job!

Right! I forgot about that!

(laughs)

(laughing continues)

Ah...

What a world.
No, but seriously.


I did want to tell you
that my first official act,


as chief adviser,

is compiling a report on the status
of Jeremy's leadership training.


Huh?

Glor-Bron:
It's no biggie.

Just a video progress report

outlining in great detail how
you've been spending your time,


and what steps you're taking
towards making Jeremy a great leader.


So, yeah. Go ahead
and send that to me ASAP


and we'll be good to go.
(chuckles)

Late-ski!

(beeps)

Oh! Can you believe that guy?

Flaunting my job and my
drinking stick in my face!

- (huffs) - Yeah. I'm
not doing any of that.

What are they gonna do?
Not make me supreme leader?

(chuckles):
Oh, they can't.

You're supreme leader
when you come of age.

It's as simple as that.

Exactly.
I say we blow it off.

No. If Glor-Bron wants
a progress report,

I say we give him
a progress report.

As you will see,
Jeremy has made tremendous strides


in his development towards becoming
Gor-Monia's future supreme leader.


Observe as he holds council
with his chief adviser.


Munch on this,
Glor-Bron Fart Stack the Eighth!


- (yells)
- (thuds)

(yelling continues)

Aah! You think you're
better than me?


Well, I respectfully
disagree! Ha!


Take that, you goggle-eyed
blobhead!


Swift: Aah! Who's your daddy,
Glor-Bron?

- (both yelling)
- Gabby: Um...

Oh.

Okay. Whatever you guys
are doing looks awesome,

but... I need to talk to Swifty.

- No.
- What?

Oh, Gabby, Gabby,
Gabby, Gabby, Gabby.

There is simply no way
I can allow you

to accept this unauthorized
offer to babysit on another planet.

But we're talking about me being

the first human babysitter
in outer space!

My answer is no!

All your babysitting assignments
must go through me.

And besides, I've never even
heard of this "Paradi-zon."

There are, like, a hundred billion
galaxies in the universe, Swift.

I think it's all right
if you don't know one planet.

I'll be fine.

I'm the best babysitter
in the galaxy.

Gabby, the universe is
a vast and cruel place.

Going to another planet
is far more dangerous

than just babysitting
stray aliens on Earth.

Excuse me. Did you say,
"Just babysitting"?

Oh, please.
You know what I meant.

(huffs)

All right. Fine, Swifty.

You're the boss, right?
I respect your decision.

I respect it,
but I'm not gonna listen to it.

- (celebratory music playing) - Announcer
(over device): Congratulations on making

- the best decision of your life.
- (crowd cheering on device)

Please await your
travel instructions.


Looks like Gabby D.
Is going to space.

I've done such a good job
here babysitting aliens

that I'm getting job offers
from outer space.

And Swift still doesn't trust me to
make my own babysitting decisions.

- What's up with that?
- Wesley: I know!

Who does he think he is?

But also, who cares,
because you're going to space!

- (laughs)
- I'm still in shock.

Look. Goosebumps.

It's like a little
asteroid field on my arm.

Like the kind
you might find in space!

It is pretty cool.

But I just wish I knew
what to pack.

The instructions didn't say
what to bring.

Oh. Don't worry,
'cause your boy Wes-Dawg's got you covered

for all your intergalactic
travel needs.

We've got your
SPF sunscreen,

since their sun might be
much bigger...

Or smaller.
Do you need a coat?

- (chuckles softly)
- Moving on.

My mom's ankle weights,

so you don't float away
in zero gravity.

A universal charging dongle
for your phone.

And a loose clump
of toilet paper,

'cause you never know what
the bathroom sitch is gonna be.

Man, I am so jelly
you get to go to outer space!

Shh! Keep it down a little.

I don't want Olivia finding out
that I'm going to space.

She just got to a good place
with all this alien stuff,

and I think it might be
a little much for her.

Yeah. Okay. Sorry.

(sighs)

I just have major FOMOS,
and it's so hard to contain.

- FOMOS?
- "Fear of missing out-er space."

Not to be confused with FOMAS.

"Fear of moms acting silly."

Moms, right? It's, like,
stop embarrassing us kids!

I'm only gonna be there
a few hours,

and I'll share all the hot space
goss with you when I get back.

(sighs) All right.
Well, I think that's everything.

Now I just gotta
get in my space suit.

That's one small space suit.

The instructions said
one size fits all, so...

(whooshing)

It, it was...

Not bad.
But we can do better.

Ooh, yeah. I'm feelin' this.

Wow. You did that very quickly.

(blows)

Jeremy:
Our stinky human butts

are all over you now, Glor-Bron!

(laughing)

- Fart sound!
- (laughing) Whoo!

So, as you can see,

Jeremy has become quite
proficient in galactic diplomacy.


Anyway, there's our
progress report.


- Lake-ski!
- (laughing)

- And send.
- (beeps)

Ooh. This is,
without a shadow of a doubt,

the best thing
we have ever done.

For the first time in my life,
I feel like a real leader.

- (beeping) - Orb: Incoming
transmission from Gor-Monia.


- Oh.
- (beeps)

Hey, buddy!

Ooh! Greetings, Glor-Bron.

- Short Stack the Eighth.
- (snickers)

Uh, to what do we owe
this second call?

Just hoping to a get a little
progress report


on that progress report.

Ooh. Yes, I just hit send,

and I think you will be extremely
pleased with the content.

Coolio! Hey, no biggie,

but I've been chatting
with the supreme leader,


and if the video
isn't up to snuff,


you two are gonna be
reassigned from Earth to Rottinus- .


- Rottinus- ?
- Rottinus- ?

You know, that planet that's
somehow incredibly hot,


and frigidly cold
all at the same time?


And it's got all those worms

that aren't big and
don't bite, but...


there's just a whole lot of
'em? It's a volume thing?


- It's a volume thing?
- It's a volume thing?

But, but, but why?

Uh, S.I. thinks Earth might be
too distracting for Jeremy,


what with all the
video games and fast food


and memes and all that,

but Rottinus- has,
like, zero distractions.


Well, there's the worms,
but you get used to 'em,


because you have to,
because they're everywhere.


Oh, I can assure you,
Jeremy's focus is laser sharp.

- (slaps)
- Glor-Bron: Greeeeeat!

Then we have nothing
to worry about.


Anyway,
I'll be out of the office for a few hours


getting some
♪ Light dental work done ♪


But I'll be sure to catch your
video as soon as I get back.


Catch you later, buddies.

(beeps)

(screaming)

♪ Chores, chores,
good for the soul ♪

♪ Chores, chores ♪

(squishing)

Ew!

You know, Olivia,

you've come a long way
with all this alien stuff.

Nothing can rattle you now.

You're cool as a...

cucumber.

Gabby...

on her own...

in space.

(beeping)

(Gabby chuckles)

Okay. So I guess this is it.

Probably the biggest moment
of my entire life.

(scoffs) I can't believe you're
really gonna be up there in space,

while I'm down here,
tethered by the invisible devil...

gravity.

You sure you're ready?

As ready as I'll ever be.
(chuckles)

I really do wish I could
take you with me.

Hey, I get it.

I do have a little favor
to ask you.

I thought if you brought
Lil' Wesley with you,

you can snap a few pics
during your adventures,

and it'd be just like
I was up there, too.

You know what?

(chuckles)
That's a great idea.

Okay, so, what now?

I could be wrong, but I think
you should probably stand there.

(sighs happily)

(sighs)

(gasps)

(laughs)
Whoa!

I am so glad
I didn't listen to Swift!

This is amazing!

It's the most beautiful thing
I've ever seen.

Have fun!

Gabby (echoing): I will!

Godspeed, space traveler.

Aah. So much FOMOS!

(panting)

(whirring)

(electronic music playing)

(indistinct chattering)

(panting)

(laughs softly)

(chattering)

(laughs)

Whoa.

(laughs)
Epic! Oh.

- (whirring)
- (camera clicks)

(whooshing)

You ever need a sitter,
I'm your girl. (Chuckles)

- Alien: Thank you.
- The kids love me.

Discounts and group rates
are available.

Could have just said, "No."

Gabby:
Space dessert?

Ooh. I don't mind if I do.

- (beeping) - Female
(over PA): Gabby Duran,

- prepare for disembarkment.
- Gabby: Already?

(sighs)

Another time, space dessert.

I'm needed on the most fun

and beautiful planet
in the galaxy. (Laughs)

(sighs)
Paradi-zon,

(echoing): Here I come!

(flying creatures squawking)

(squawking)

Hey!

What's going on?

Where are the dope vistas?

Dranis:
Hey-oh!

Aah!

- (squishing)
- Ooh! Whew!

Sorry about that.

Allow me to formally
introduce myself.

I'm Jeremy's sister, Dranis.

Welcome to Gor-Monia!

Gabby (echoing):
What?

Just relax, Liv.

She's fine.

Gabby's totally fine.

Who am I kidding?

This is Gabby
we're talking about!

She obviously got herself
into trouble,

and it's up to me to save her.

Who else is gonna do it?

Wesley?

Come on!

It all makes so much sense.

This has been
my story all along.

I'm the hero.

Don't be scared, Liv.

- You can do this.
- (door opens)

Hey, Liv.

- Do you know where the...
- I don't know where Gabby is!

Mija, are you okay?
You seem a little rattled.

You're rattled!
I'm a cucumber!

♪ ♪

Um, Jeremy never
mentioned a sister.

In fact, he didn't even know
what a sister was.

Well, yeah. Doy.
"Sister" is the Earth word.

He really never talks about me?
Ha! That's so Jeremy.

- Ah, that little ding-dong.
- Focus, Dranis.

Tell me what's going on.

Oh, can you give me a second?

I just gotta make a quick
planet-to-planet call.

- Ugh.
- (Dranis clears throat)

(beeping)

I can't be sent to Rottinus- !

I hate being hot,
and I hate being cold!

The worms are fine
in small amounts,

but it's a volume thing!

I distinctly remember blowing
the video off being your idea!

Those were your luchador masks!

- Well, I would, uh...
- (beeping)

Orb: Incoming transmission
from Gor-Monia.


Oh, they've watched the video.

We're doomed.

- (beeping)
- Swift: Dranis?

'Sup, Uncle?
'Sup, Franis?


You call me by my human name.

Also, I'm not talking to you.

Ooh, okay. Sorry, Jeremy.

Real mature, by the way.

I just thought I'd
give you a call


so that you can get a
looky-loo at what I've got.

(gasps)

- Gabby?
- Dranis: Yep.

I tricked your babysitter
into coming to Gor-Monia,


and now that she's here,

I'm gonna feed her to the beast.

(distant growling)

(loud growling)

Just thought you should know.

(chuckles): Okay.
Toodle-loo!

- (phone beeps off) - Ah.
Did you see the look on his...

(yelling)

(sighs)

This is exactly why I told Gabby

not to take any unauthorized
babysitting assignments.

Now we have to find a way
to stop Dranis

from feeding her to the beast!

I can't believe she had
the nerve to call me.

- (sighs) - You know,
all of this is really ticking me off.

- (chair clattering)
- Jeremy.

I believe we're left
with only one option.

Hide under the blanket where the
responsibility monster can't get us?

I wish. No, Jeremy.

It looks like
we're going back...

to Gor-Monia.

I'll pack the pastries.

Hmm.

♪ ♪

(shrieks)

What the...?

(grunting)

Whoa!
Easy there, track star.

You're not going anywhere.

I had that suit
specially made. See?

(grunts)
Get away from me!

I am not being fed
to any beast today!

Dranis: Whoa,
relax! I'm not gonna feed you to the beast.

The beast doesn't
even eat humans.

He's a vegetarian.

I just said that to trick Jeremy
into coming up here to save you.

I miss that dingus!

Wait. So you're seriously
not gonna hurt me?

Don't worry.
I'm not gonna hurt a hair

on your pretty, two-toned head.

But once Jeremy does
come up here to save you,

yeah, I'm gonna blow up
that stupid town of yours.

You're gonna blow up Havensburg?

(creature squawks)

♪ ♪

(creature squawks)

Uh...

I'm not too good
at reading humans.

What-what is that face?
Is that, like, "stoked"?

No, this is not stoked!

You just told me you're
gonna blow up my whole town!

Look, all I know is,
me and my bro are up here

having a great time,
and then all of a sudden,

they send Jeremy
to some stupid Earth town,

so, you know, I figure,
trick him into coming up here to save you,

and then once he's here, I'm gonna
blow up that town so that he can't go back.

It's a perfect plan.

It's psychotic!
You-you can't do that.

Uh, yeah, I can.

I'm the direct spawnling
of Supreme Leader,

and since he's away at some
intergalactic peace summit,

I can pretty much do
whatever I want.

- So, wanna give each other haircuts?
- No!

Okay. Well, then,
you can go to prison.

(rumbling)

(door whirs)

Uh-uh. Yeah, no way
I'm getting in that thing.

(squawking)

Uh, yeah. So,
the terror birds get really hungry

around sundown.
Huh.

If you wanna keep your insides

in your insides,
I suggest you get in the tube.

(squawking)

Space prison it is.

Trust me, you're gonna love it.

No, or maybe you won't.
I really don't care.

- (grunts)
- (thuds)

- (whooshes)
- (Gabby screaming)

Dranis: Yep,
the underground civilization of Gor-Monia.

Pretty sweet, huh?

(Gabby screaming)

- (screaming continuing)
- (tube whooshing)

(screaming stops)

(Gabby gasps)

(grunts)

Ow!

Dranis:
Welcome to your new home.

(growls)

(grunts)

(growls softly)

(growls)

I hope you brought
your own toilet paper,

because the bathroom sitch
is pretty sketchy.

And also, everybody here
is crazy violent.

Enjoy your stay!

(whooshing)

Hey! If you think I'm gonna
let you lock me in here

with a bunch of alien dirtbags

while you go and blow up
Havensburg,

- then you've got another thing...
- (aliens growling)

(aliens growling)

coming?

(chuckles nervously)

Hey... guys.

Every years or so,

the supreme leader of Gor-Monia

produces a new heir

through a cytoplasmic
budding process,

where a small piece of his body
separates from the whole,

and a new blob is formed.

Fascinating. Go on.

With Jeremy,

the supreme leader didn't
just produce one new blob.

He produced two...

Franis, who you know as Jeremy,

and Dranis.

So, this whole time,

you had a sibling,
and you never mentioned her?

I'll never mention Dranis.

Except for when she comes up
in conversation,

and I remind people that
I'll never mention Dranis.

Again, fascinating.

But why are you
telling me all this?

Because Dranis captured Gabby
and is gonna feed her

to the beast unless
we rescue her in time.

- What?!
- Orb: Teleportation back channel secured.

Undetected teleportation into
Gor-Monite control center enabled.


We're hacking
into the dark port,

a system of back-alley
teleportation channels

that allow us to beam into the
Supreme Palace undetected.

It's incredibly dangerous,
but thankfully,

I can't process
that sort of thing.

So we're saving her.

Going to space to save Gabby.

It all makes so much sense.

This has been
my story all along.

Ah-ah-ah.

You're not going anywhere.

Oh, come on! I'm Senior Executive
Liaison to Intergalactic Affairs!

That's a fake title
and you know it.

Besides, we don't have
any more space suits.

So why'd you call me over, then?

(sighs)
Well, we're expecting a package,

and somebody's going to have
to sign for it while we're away.

It's a pastry basket.

We're both really
excited about it.

- Can I at least have one?
- Absolutely not!

Now, we should hopefully return
within a few hours.

Wish us luck.

Orb, begin
teleportation process!

Orb: Teleportation
process engaged.


- Bye!
- (whirring)

(gasps)

- (whirring)
- (yells)

(Swift gasping)

That was not Gor-Monia!

Orb: Dark port travel
is unpredictable.


Searching for new channel.

- Do we have to do this?
- I'm sorry, Jeremy.

But we can't allow Gabby
to be eaten by the beast.

- Not on my watch.
- Or mine.

Or mine.
Let's go save Gabby.

Just to be clear, Wesley,
we're saving Gabby.

You are waiting
for our pastry delivery.

And you better not eat any!

(whirring)

(gasps)
Yeah. Right. Right.

No package goes unsigned.

Not on my watch.

- (beeps) - Olivia's log,
entry two-four-seven-three:

My sister is somewhere
in outer space.

Based on everything
I know about her,

there's a percent chance

she's gotten herself into some
sort of crazy, space trouble.

Now it's up to me
to go up there,


and get her back.

We're sisters, it's my duty.

(chuckles)
"Duty."

(chattering indistinctly)

Olivia:
I may never see home again.

But a hero doesn't
choose her story.


(laughing)

Olivia:
It chooses her.

Sisters don't leave sisters
in space danger.


Not on my watch.

(sighs, grunts)

When I first got to Havensburg,
I had nothing.

No friends.
Didn't fit in anywhere.

But babysitting aliens
gave me purpose, you know?

And it made Havensburg
feel like home.

But I let it all go to my head.

And now, because of me,

the whole town is
gonna be blown up.

My best friend,

my family,

all the alien kids I babysit,

everybody.

(alien sighs)

Let us help you.

Maybe if I had
a babysitter like you,

things would have worked out
differently for me,

and I wouldn't have ended up
in Gor-Monite prison, you know?

- (grunts) - Gwargwarian
Woman: Agreed.

I carry within me a savage rage.

But perhaps with
the right guidance,

I could have used that
savage rage for savage good.

Maybe every troubled
alien youth is really just...

a good babysitter away

from living their
best life, you know?

Hmm.

Wow. I'm not gonna lie.

This was way more validating
than I thought it was gonna be.

- Mm-hmm.
- Gabby: All right, guys.

Let's get me out of here.

Oh, first, though...

(camera clicks)

So, you know what
you're looking for?

Big room,
with lots of computers.

(grunts)

Let's do this.

(slurps)

Don't worry, Gabby.
I made the perfect decoy

to fool the guards when
they make their rounds.

Cool. Cool.

Mm.

- Ready?
- (grunts)

(breathes deeply)

(alien grunts)

(gasps)

(squishes)

- Yeah!
- All right!

♪ ♪

(grunting)

(grunting)

(panting)

Thanks for the help!

No problem!

And, hey, if you're ever
on the planet Cinderlux,

and you meet a Snarlon
with big, beautiful moth wings,

tell her Randy loves her.

For sure!
(chuckles)

All right, Dranis. Think you're
gonna blow up Havensburg?

(scoffs)
Not on my watch.

All right. Step one:
Escape jail. Check.

Step two: Get home
before Jeremy leaves,

and that nutjob Dranis
blows up Havensburg.

Now, which tube
did he say it was?

(whooshing)

(gasping)

Note to self: Watch out
for fast-moving blobs.

♪ ♪

Male (over PA): All guards to the
prison area. There's been an escape.


Repeat: All guards
to the prison area.


Come on. Let's go.

Okay.

Bingo.

(sighs)

- (panting)
- (grunts)

(panting)

(console beeping)

♪ ♪

(chuckles)

Now that is what I call
a dope vista.


(camera clicks)

(sighs)
Okay. Enough sightseeing.

Now which one's
the "Get Gabby Home" button?

Come on, come on, come on!

I gotta get home before Jeremy
comes here to rescue me.

(whirring)

Oh, come on!

Well, that's a fine
how-do-you-do

considering we're here
to rescue you.

And might I add...

Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I should have listened to you.

We can talk about that later. But
right now, we've gotta get out of here.

As soon as Dranis sees Jeremy,
she's gonna blow up Havensburg.

Wesley:
What?

(grunts)
What are you doing here?

Turns out, you guys totally
had another space suit.

Fits a little weird, though.

You're wearing it backwards.

What about the pastries?

Guys, we don't
have time for this.

We gotta bounce
before Dranis shows up.

Dranis:
Hey, guys!

- Dranis showed up.
- (whirring)

Oh, come on!

Okay. Where is she?
Where's Gabby?

Orb: That information
is confidential.


Listen, you glorified
soccer ball...

I don't know
if you realize this,

but this is my story,

so you're gonna tell me
what I need to know,

one way or another.

Orb: Careful who you thr*aten,
human.


I've been listening to morons
talk about pastries all day,


so I just might do
something crazy.


Try me.

(Wesley panting)

Swift: Dranis! You must
let me out of here at once!

Your plan is pointless.

Even if you blow up Havensburg,

they'll just relocate Jeremy
somewhere else.

Uh, then I'll just
blow that up, too.

Doy! I don't get why people keep
acting like this plan is half-baked.

Am I right, Franis?

Somebody tell Dranis that
I'm not talking to her.

Somebody do it!

I don't understand.
How can you do this?

How can you blow up a town?

Oh, it's easy.
See that orb there,

menacing you with his giant g*n?

Every one of those guys
is programmed

with a massive self-destruct sequence,
in case of an emergency.

So I'm just gonna trigger
the sequence in Swift's orb,

and blow up the town with that.

I meant emotionally.

- Okay. It's button-slappin' time.
- (rubs hands together)

(low, rhythmic beeping)

(whispers):
No.

(beeping continues)

Orb: Come on,
hombre. Bring it. Make your move.


- Come at me, bro...
- (powering down)

(thuds)

- So... did I win?
- (Orb beeps)

- (beeping) - Orb:
Self-destruct sequence initiated.

Entering lockdown mode.

(alarm blaring)

Orb: Complete
annihilation in five minutes.


(alarm blaring)

Olivia's log,
entry two-four-seven four?

Chasing after Gabby
may have been a bad idea.

- (beeping)
- (alarm continuing)

Jeremy, just talk to her!

Get her to stop this!

No! We're fighting.

So you're having a fight
with your sister.

Big deal. Me and my sister
fight all the time.

But unless you do something
about Dranis,

I'm never gonna have another
fight with my sister again.

Or my mom.

Or anyone else in Havensburg.

Because they're all
gonna get blown up.

What about Julius?

Who?

Julius, the guy
who works at Luchachos.

Julius, the guy
that works at Luchachos?

I should probably call my mother
and tell her I love her.

Eh, I'll do it tomorrow.

Yeah, buddy. Yeah,
he's gonna get blown up too.

Okay. I'll talk to Dranis.

But not for you, for Julius.

That guy's pure class.

Just do it now!

(sighs)

I'm mad at you, okay?

When I left for Earth,
you didn't say goodbye.

That was the last time we were
supposed to see each other,

and you didn't even show up!

I had to groom
the beast that day!

No one ever has
to groom the beast!

It's a beast!
I was scared,

I was leaving for a new planet,
and you weren't there!

Okay,
fine! I didn't have to groom the beast!

The truth is,
I didn't wanna say goodbye,

because it hurt too much!

Because I already missed you!

I missed you, too!

- Get in here!
- You get in here!

(sobbing)

Uh, yeah. Hi.
Um, we're on a clock here.

Uh, I mean, I assume.
I, I have no way to read that.

- (beeping)
- Jeremy: Oh, right.

You know,
now that me and you are cool again,

do you think you can do me a
solid and not blow up Havensburg?

It's actually pretty cool. Plus,
my best friend lives there.

Oh. Buddy!

Julius.

I saw it coming
and it still hurt.

Okay.
Well, if you like it, sure.

Let's shut down
the old tick-tock-boom.

(sighs)

(clears throat)

Uh...

Uh, okay... (clears throat)

This is kind of embarrassing.

Um... (clears throat)

I may not actually know
how to turn this off?

Oh, come on!

Olivia?

Hmm.

Olivia, you in here?

(sighs)

Hey, Gabby. It's Mom.

I know you're
babysitting right now,

but have you heard from
Olivia? Is she with you?

- Call me back.
- (phone beeps)

Where is she?

- (alarm blaring) - Orb: Complete
annihilation in seconds.


I was wrong!
I'm not the hero!

This isn't my story!

- (alarm blaring)
- Swift: Somebody do something!

Dranis, let us out of here!

Oh!

Dranis: For what
it's worth, you guys?

I'm really sorry about
blowing up your town

and all your friends and family.

No.

I'm not going out like this.

- Sorry about this, Swifty.
- Swift: Sorry about what?

(Gabby and Swift yelling)

Aah!

(Swift yelling)

- (alarm blaring) - Orb:
Complete annihilation in...

ten... nine...

- What would Gabby do? What would Gabby do?
- Orb: Eight... seven...

(Gabby yelling)

(Swift yelling)

Orb:
Six... five...

(yelling)

- Orb: Four... three...
- No!

(yelling)

- No!
- Orb: Two... one...

- (powering down)
- (electricity crackling)

Orb:
Annihilation cancelled.

I did it!

I am the hero!

The story continues.

(electricity crackling)

(sighs)

Does she just go nuts and
break stuff like that a lot?

Yup.

We did it, guys.

Everyone's gonna be okay.

(sighs)

- (canister clangs)
- Swift: Ow! Aah!

Gabby!

- Sorry.
- Supreme Leader: Explain yourselves!

Supreme Leader.
Franis did it!

Dranis: So I was all like,
once Jeremy gets up here,

I'm gonna blow up
that dumb town,

and then she was all, like,

- (whines): "My family!"
- Supreme Leader: Silence!

- (gasps)
- Dranis, Franis,

this sort of thing is exactly
why I separated you two

in the first place.

So Franis could concentrate
on becoming supreme leader,

without any unnecessary
distractions.

Uh, if you'll excuse me,

your Supreme Blobiness,

I'm not trying to question
your judgment here,

but if someone tried
to split up me and my sister,

I'd go a little crazy, too.

Maybe not city
destruction-level crazy,

but still. So,

maybe Dranis could come
visit Havensburg once in a while,

just to see Jeremy?

And who are you?

(chuckles)
I'm Gabby Duran.

The best babysitter
in the galaxy.

Oh. (Chuckles)
Here's my card.

Huh. No hands.

I'll sh**t you an e-mail.
(chuckles)

Hmm. I suppose it is important

for siblings to spend
time together.

Wouldn't you say so, Granis?

You use my human name, bro-ski!

Also, I'm not talking to you.

Very well.

Dranis can visit Franis on Earth
whenever she pleases.

- Baller!
- Baller!

Uh, Supreme Leader,
I'd also like to introduce myself.

Wesley, Senior Executive Liaison
to Intergalactic Affairs.

Your space suit is on backwards.

I'm aware, yes.

Thank you for your wisdom.

- Branis, have you been drinking out of my stick again?
- Huh?

Oh! Supreme Leader.

Oh, the video progress report!

We completely forgot.

- Video progress report?
- Swift: Yes.

As your new chief advisor,
Glor-Bron...

Chief adviser? Glor-Bron's
not chief advisor.

I only recently promoted him
to the rank of Dranis's babysitter!

A job he's terrible at.

(chuckles nervously)

So, there was no report.

Yeah.
(chuckles)

Was just kind of messing
with you.

(chuckles)

There aren't a whole lot of things
in my life that make me happy.

This...

will be returning to my lips.

(sighs)

Oh.

- Should we tell him that's for toilets?
- Swift: Oh!

How I've missed you,
my old friend.

- Let's not.
- (kissing noises)

(whirring)

(soft electronic music playing)

(sighs)
Ooh.

Hey, Swift.

I just, um, wanted to...

I know.
(chuckles)

But just to be clear,

we're talking about
how you're very sorry,

and will definitely
listen to me next time.

Right?

Pretty much.
Yeah.

Hmm.

We made it, buddy.
(chuckles) Both of us.

Couple of space cowboys.

(groans)

Wake up!

I still need to figure out
how to get to Gabby.

Orb:
Reboot engaged.

- Aah!
- (whirring)

Liv?

- (gasps)
- What are you doing here?

Oh, who cares?
I'm so happy to see you!

Swift (singsongy):
Uh, Gabby!

Care to explain why your sister

is standing in my alien basement

with my alien orb,

acting as if none of this is shocking
new information to her at all?

Yeah, uh, the thing
about that is... I...

Dina: Uh... uh...

(gasps)

I was just tracking
Olivia's phone and...

- (gasps)
- I'm sorry.

Did you say "alien"?

♪ I've traveled far,
I've traveled wide ♪


♪ So many miles,
I'm bleary-eyed ♪


♪ Still I get no place
with you ♪


♪ Been b*rned in deserts ♪

♪ Frozen ice ♪

♪ I've even been to paradise ♪

♪♪

Man:
Gorgeous .

♪♪

♪ I do normal like
a fish rides a bicycle ♪


♪ Fit in like summer
and an icicle ♪


♪ Don't fight it,
just be an original ♪


♪ Ooh! Ooh! Ooh! ♪

♪ I do my thing,
I do my thing ♪

♪ I'm the one and only,
I'm the one and only ♪


♪ Don't try to fit in,
don't try to fit in ♪


♪ Mm-hmm, I do my thing ♪

Olivia?

Hmm.

Olivia, you in here?

(sighs)

Hey, Gabby. It's Mom.

I know you're
babysitting right now,

but have you heard from
Olivia? Is she with you?

- Call me back.
- (phone beeps)

Where is she?

- (alarm blaring) - Orb: Complete
annihilation in seconds.


I was wrong!
I'm not the hero!

This isn't my story!

- (alarm blaring)
- Swift: Somebody do something!

Dranis, let us out of here!

Oh!

Dranis: For what
it's worth, you guys?

I'm really sorry about
blowing up your town

and all your friends and family.

No.

I'm not going out like this.

- Sorry about this, Swifty.
- Swift: Sorry about what?

(Gabby and Swift yelling)

Aah!

(Swift yelling)

- (alarm blaring) - Orb:
Complete annihilation in...

ten... nine...

- What would Gabby do? What would Gabby do?
- Orb: Eight... seven...

(Gabby yelling)

(Swift yelling)

Orb:
Six... five...

(yelling)

- Orb: Four... three...
- No!

(yelling)

- No!
- Orb: .Two... one...

- (powering down)
- (electricity crackling)

Orb:
Annihilation cancelled.

I did it!

I am the hero!

The story continues.

(electricity crackling)

(sighs)

Does she just go nuts and
break stuff like that a lot?

Yup.

We did it, guys.

Everyone's gonna be okay.

(sighs)

- (canister clangs)
- Swift: Ow! Aah!

Gabby!

- Sorry.
- Supreme Leader: Explain yourselves!

Supreme Leader.
Franis did it!

Dranis: So I was all like,
once Jeremy gets up here,

I'm gonna blow up
that dumb town,

and then she was all, like,

- (whines): "My family!"
- Supreme Leader: Silence!

- (gasps)
- Dranis, Franis,

this sort of thing is exactly
why I separated you two

in the first place.

So Franis could concentrate
on becoming supreme leader,

without any unnecessary
distractions.

Uh, if you'll excuse me,

your Supreme Blobiness,

I'm not trying to question
your judgment here,

but if someone tried
to split up me and my sister,

I'd go a little crazy, too.

Maybe not city
destruction-level crazy,

but still. So,

maybe Dranis could come
visit Havensburg once in a while,

just to see Jeremy?

And who are you?

(chuckles)
I'm Gabby Duran.

The best babysitter
in the galaxy.

Oh. (Chuckles)
Here's my card.

Huh. No hands.

I'll sh**t you an e-mail.
(chuckles)

Hmm. I suppose it is important

for siblings to spend
time together.

Wouldn't you say so, Granis?

You use my human name, bro-ski!

Also, I'm not talking to you.

Very well.

Dranis can visit Franis on Earth
whenever she pleases.

- Baller!
- Baller!

Uh, Supreme Leader,
I'd also like to introduce myself.

Wesley, Senior Executive Liaison
to Intergalactic Affairs.

Your space suit is on backwards.

I'm aware, yes.

Thank you for your wisdom.

- Branis, have you been drinking out of my stick again?
- Huh?

Oh! Supreme Leader.

Oh, the video progress report!

We completely forgot.

- Video progress report?
- Swift: Yes.

As your new chief advisor,
Glor-Bron...

Chief adviser? Glor-Bron's
not chief advisor.

I only recently promoted him
to the rank of Dranis's babysitter!

A job he's terrible at.

(chuckles nervously)

So, there was no report.

Yeah.
(chuckles)

Was just kind of messing
with you.

(chuckles)

There aren't a whole lot of things
in my life that make me happy.

This...

will be returning to my lips.

(sighs)

Oh.

- Should we tell him that's for toilets?
- Swift: Oh!

How I've missed you,
my old friend.

- Let's not.
- (kissing noises)

(whirring)

(soft electronic music playing)

(sighs)
Ooh.

Hey, Swift.

I just, um, wanted to...

I know.
(chuckles)

But just to be clear,

we're talking about
how you're very sorry,

and will definitely
listen to me next time.

Right?

Pretty much.
Yeah.

Hmm.

We made it, buddy.
(chuckles) Both of us.

Couple of space cowboys.

(groans)

Wake up!

I still need to figure out
how to get to Gabby.

Orb:
Reboot engaged.

- Aah!
- (whirring)

Liv?

- (gasps)
- What are you doing here?

Oh, who cares?
I'm so happy to see you!

Swift (singsongy):
Uh, Gabby!

Care to explain why your sister

is standing in my alien basement

with my alien orb,

acting as if none of this is shocking
new information to her at all?

Yeah, uh, the thing
about that is... I...

Dina: Uh... uh...

(gasps)

I was just tracking
Olivia's phone and...

- (gasps)
- I'm sorry.

Did you say "alien"?

♪ I've traveled far,
I've traveled wide ♪


♪ So many miles,
I'm bleary-eyed ♪


♪ Still I get no place
with you ♪


♪ Been b*rned in deserts ♪

♪ Frozen ice ♪

♪ I've even been to paradise ♪

Man:
Gorgeous.
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