01x03 - Let's Open the Monster Heart!

Episode transcripts for the TV show "Mech-X4". Aired: November 11, 2016 - August 20, 2018.*
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High school student Ryan discovers he has the ability to control technology with his mind, he awakens 150-foot robot MECH-X4 and is able to control every move the android makes.
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01x03 - Let's Open the Monster Heart!

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Announcer:
Previously on Mech-X ...

I'm moving the robot.
Uh, uh, uh.

Man: The monsters are sent
by people... terrible people.


That's why I built Mech-X ...

So you could stop them, Ryan.

Principal Grey:
I learned something valuable.

- The robot has pilots... human pilots.
- Who are they?

Somebody's planning
something big.

We have to fight smarter.

The whole monster turned to ooze

except for that object.

It kind of looks
like the monster's heart.


Mech-X has cost me two monsters

and a whole reservoir
of Primorphorous gel.

The leader
can't be happy about that.

Could've lost our place
in his new world.

Now that I know
that Mech-X has pilots,

we can hurt them.

I'm designing a monster
to target them.

Something
with incredible strength

to immobilize the robot,

claws to tear through
its armored plating...

and a little extra surprise.

The only loose end

is Jaguasaur's
Primorphorous core.

We must have it.

Let's hope they're foolish
enough to try and open it.

- Come on!
- No, no, no!

Stop! Guys, guys! Come on.

I've been looking for that.

I mean, you said we had to
cr*ck open the monster heart.

And it kind of evolved
from there, so...

I know you like to have fun,
and I do too.

But you don't understand
how important this is.

This is our only clue
to finding out

who's behind the monsters.

Sorry, okay?
We'll be more cautious.

- Tie game, dude.
- After this point.

- Next to hit...
- No, no, guys, guys!

Stop! No!

(rumbling)

What?

Weird. The heart just lit up.

- (computer pinging)
- A signal!

(theme music playing)

How's Mech-X doing?

Well...

self-repair cycle
is just about done.

- But...
- Boys.

You look nice.

Try not to say that
like you're shocked, son.

Okay, I've got a busy day.

So, uh, homework,
curfew, kisses.

Not in that order.

Who works at a food truck
all dressed up like that?

Mom, you forgot your...

She's got, like, a million
emails from someone named JJ

- at Harper Futuristics.
- Here it comes.

Quick, do your weirdo
power thing

and read her phone emails.

I will not. That's Mom's
and that's obnoxious.

You do this every time.
You think Mom's dating.

- So you do think that...
- That's not what I said.

Dude, Dad remarried years ago.

So what if Mom's dating?

Is that my phone?

Oh, are we doing this now?

Okay, let's have a peek
at yours.

Ah, mmm.

House party at Dane's
on Saturday.

Won't be doing that.

- Oh, wow!
- Okay, you two.

- Love you. Bye.
- Love you too.

So it sounds like
your weekend's free.

Wanna go test out the robot.

Shove it.

If the Spanish teacher
is just parking in your spot,

just tell him
that you don't want him to...

in Spanish.

(door bangs open)

(growls)

He's here to apply
for the janitor job.

You can go.

(door slams)

How can you stand these people?

It's our job to fit in.
You should try it

if you want to survive
what's coming.

The core signal is steady.

Now to bring Clawboon to life
and destroy Mech-X .

Bring out the new monster core,

program it
with the DNA crystals,

but just the right DNA
to do the job...

take the core and get it
to the checkpoint.


Make sure you aren't followed.

Find the drill site,

drop the new monster core
into the Primorphorous gel...


and get moving
before Clawboon is born.


X-rays don't penetrate it,
saws can't cut it.

It's like the meatloaf
at school.

I wonder what's inside.

I assume horse.
It tastes like horse...

Not the meatloaf. This!

We have to figure out
how to get it open.

You know what? I can borrow my
mom's laser-hair-removal kit.

That is the dumbest idea...

Wait, did you say "laser"?

Hair-removal kit.

The Harper Quanta-Burst
nano-laser.

It can cut through anything.

Have you seen my mom's unibrow?

(ship rumbling)

We're being att*cked.
Let's move.

- Monster?
- No, we're testing out the repair work.

- How we doin', Mark?
- What do you think Mom and JJ are doing?

- Should I call?
- Do you need to be tucked in?

You need a bedtime story?
Come on, focus.

Yeah, yeah.

We're good. You can stop now.

Mom says she's working late,
but she loves us.

That's code for "on a date."

Yeah, one that's going well,
apparently.

- Hey!
- All I'm saying

is you cannot stop
what comes natural.

I mean, your mother
is a very attractive woman.

- Oh, that is so gross!
- Shut it.

- That's my mother!
- I don't even want to think about that.

- Guys?
- I can't have my team get distracted, okay?

- I'm not getting distracted.
- Guys?

- Give me that!
- No!

- Guys!
- Did she say hi to me?

- Let go, Mark.
- You're not helping!

- Guys! Guys!
- Mark: Back, Spyder!

- (all arguing)
- Give me the phone!

- It's mine! It's communal!
- Not the time, not the time!

(growling)

(grunting)

Guys, we have to get back
to our stations.

Spyder, give me some heat!

Spyder: You got it.

Are they getting better
at fighting us?

(metal crunching)

Ah!

Ryan?

(alarm sounding)

We're getting k*lled here.
We gotta bounce.

I can handle it.

Dude, do not make me
come down there

and disconnect you myself.

Okay, fine!

It's out of range. It got away.

But it ran.

Did you see that? Whoever is
in there, we scared them.

And when we find them,
we will do much worse.

So any news about the monster?

Disappeared after we left.

Your pulse is a bit high, but the
rest of your vitals check out.

That thing did some
serious damage to Mech-X .

One more punch
and we would have been toast.

It's like every game
of dodgeball I ever played

all rolled into one.

How you doin'?

I feel like my brain
got stabbed by a fork.

It's like somebody specifically
designed that monster

to target you inside.

Yeah, that spike
came right at me.

We need to find out
who is making these monsters

so we can bring the pain
to them.

We do have one lead.

It stopped blinking,
but this monster heart...

Ah! Not too loud.

We go to Harper Futuristics
and use the nano-laser

to cr*ck open
all the answers we need.

Harris: Harper Futuristics.

It's even more beautiful
than I dreamt.

It's a complete rejection
of classical ornamentation.

Like, a prime example
of neo-modernist architecture.

My mom keeps a copy of
Architecture Today in the can.

Okay, guys, we need to focus.

We need to get in, open the
monster heart, and get out.

- No distractions.
- I don't see Mom.

- What did I just say?
- "Something-something distractions."

I'm here for Seth Harper.

I am, uh...
I'm Colin St. Bernard.

You're Colin St. Bernard?

- The pro skater?
- The one and only.

I'm here to sign
the endorsement deal

for the Harper Oxygen drink.

Really?

'Cause Colin St. Bernard's
in his s

and you look
like you're in high school.

Well, check your computer.

(humming)

Hmm?

I am so sorry, Mr. St. Bernard.

Here are your all-access passes

for you and your staff...

Yeah, you must feel really bad.

Please accept
my sincerest apologies.

Seth's not going to be too happy
when he hears about this.

- Don't tell Seth, please.
- Yeah.

Nice job, Mr. St. Bernard.

- Why, thank you, Oprah.
- Oh, sweet!

She's a role model to us all.

I'll be right there, JJ.

Did I just hear "JJ"?

- I'll catch up.
- Wait, no... Hey, distractions!

Harris: This is so cool.

Spyder: Let's just cr*ck
open the heart and bounce.

What an amazing piece of tech.

I barely feel guilty breaking
into this place to use it.

- Harris, uh...
- Shh.

Look at that beam! It's perfect.

(gasps) It's lighting up again.

Have you guys seen this?

Oprah,
using my billion dollar laser?

Yeah, I'm seeing that.

Hey, I... Oh.

You're Seth Harper.

And you're trespassing.

You're all going to jail.

What? -(Laughs)
Come on, I'm kidding!


- (all laughing)
- Your face was like, "Ahh!"

But seriously, you kids
are in a lot of trouble.

- All: Oh, what?
- Yeah.

Whoa. Okay.

Spyder:
Just easy on the shoulders.

Harris: Okay. Yeah.

Got 'em.

So give me a good reason

why I should not call
your parents.

- Seriously.
- Well, yeah, we found that thing in the forest

and we thought it might have
something to do with the monsters.

And you didn't think to,
I don't know,

take it to the authorities?

Well, I thought
I could figure it out myself.

Really?

I like that gumption.
You know, that reminds me...

When I was your age,

I broke into
the first Space-X rocket

and I hid there
just to meet Elon Musk.

- Really?
- Whoa, that's so cool!

No, that's illegal.
I wouldn't do that.

Or would I?

Right?

Interesting. I just found out
that there was four of you.

So that means one's missing.

(indistinct chatter)

- Stay cool, J.
- Thanks. You're a good man.

Enjoying your meal, JJ?
Where is my mom...

- JJ?
- Hey there, little guy.

You lost your mommy? Stay calm.

- We'll find your mommy.
- I'm , dude.

A little boy has lost his mommy.

I'm not a little boy.

I'm almost a man.

- Whatever.
- Don't run away, little guy.

Here's a lolly!

Mr. Harper?

What are you doing?

I'm deciding.

And I've decided.

I like you guys!

- Awesome!
- Not you.

- Okay.
- But definitely you.

- Yes!
- Intelligence, initiative, daring!

- (alarm sounding)
- Oh, fire alarm?

Okay, we will continue this
outside.

- But the monster heart...
- People first, science later.

Let's save some people!

(alarm continues wailing)

Okay, everybody!
Nobody use the elevators.

Nobody use your hoverboards
or skates.

Stairs only, guys!

Wait, guys. Wait.

Okay, guys, it's a false alarm.
I just scanned the systems.

Why would someone do that.

Well, we bring the heart here

and suddenly
there's a fake fire.

- Somebody's after the heart.
- We should tell Harper.

No, no, no. Keep going

and I will meet you guys outside
and I'll get the heart, okay?

Make sure he doesn't come back
just in case I use my power.

Safety first.
All of your work can wait.

(gas escaping)

(coughing)

Gotta hide my face.

(whirring)

Female voice: You're not leaving
with the Primorphorous core.

You mean the monster heart?

Monster heart?

Ah!

You brought that here,
didn't you?

You're one
of the robot's pilots.

Were you afraid

when the monster pierced
your robot's skull?

All you need to know
is you're toast.

Hey, Dingus, you in here?

No, get out of here!

Female: Give me the core now!

Okay. Don't hurt him.

Just take it.

Let's get out of here!

- (sirens wailing)
- (both coughing)

Are you okay?

Yeah. You?

- Sorry, man.
- Wait, for what?

I should have
been there to help you,

but I got distracted
and we lost the monster heart.

Yeah! You really messed this up.

- Totally Ryan Walkered it.
- Is that how you apologize?

Great. I Ryan Walkered
the apology too?

You're hilarious.

What are you two doing here?

I was wondering the same thing.

I was here signing a contract
to cater an event.

Wait, so Mom's here for a job?

So these are your kids, huh?

Mm-hmm.
Oh, thank you, Miss Janson.

Please, it's Jessica.
But everyone calls me...

JJ. You're JJ.

- She's JJ.
- So Mom's not dating anyone.

No, but she is getting tired
of your snooping,

especially when you follow me
to a burning building.

For the record, no one was hurt.

Only a lab got destroyed.

Phone, now.

Let's take a look
at your calendar.

Ahem, grounded for...

a month.

Not now, little man.
Did I hear you say

that you're not dating anyone?

Are you asking me out?

Maybe.

- Would that annoy you?
- Definitely.

Saturday. : PM. Persian food.

Bold. I like it.

JJ, clear my schedule.
Let's talk restaurants.

- Do you have a favorite?
- I do, actually...

So he's great-looking
and he's loaded.

- Great going, Cupid.
- Hey!

- You better treat her right now!
- Dude, that is my mom!

You got
the Primorphorous core back.

And something even better.

- Name's fake.
- Face is real.

Ryan Walker.

(theme music playing)
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