01x04 - Let's Be Idiots!

[bunniefuu]

iously on Mech-X ...

Woman:
Mech-X has cost me
two monsters.

The only loose end
was Jaguasaur's
primorphous core.

Let's hope they're foolish
enough to try and open it.

Hey!
You are Seth Harper.

Why did it hurt?

You are bonded
to this robot.

Get the primorphous core back?

Something even better.

Ryan Walker.

Harris:
Oh, hey, Ryan!
Check this out!

I'm trying to create
a w*apon in the chest.

I thought we could use
something more powerful

after we got our butts
kicked by Clawboon.

(hammering)

I shocked myself.

Pretty cool.

(indistinct chatter echoing)

Everyone shut it
for like three seconds!

You okay?

Yeah.

No, yeah, I don't...
I don't know.

I'm sorry. I have
all these people
depending on me.

And I've been having
all these flashbacks.

I have to go from zero to, like,
kicking monster butt

in six seconds...

Wow, feeling the pressure?

You know what I do
when that happens to me?

I do something just for me.

Like this weekend,
DJ Live-Rat$z is spinning.

No way. You got
tickets for that?
I thought it sold out.

Dude, I'm Mark Walker.

Dane!

Hey, you get
extra tickets
to DJ Live-Rat$z?

Dane:
(laughing)

Dude, why are you laughing?

Hey, Mark might be right
about the pressure.

You should do
something fun.

Weren't you gonna sign up
for this skate competition?

Yeah, but...

after all the monsters
and the conspiracy,

it's kind of hard.

Well, we all do things
to relax.

Mark hangs out.
I invent.

And I plan weddings.

Terrible,
terrible weddings.

You skate. So skate, son!

Yeah.

I just got a hit
on the Walker kid.

He entered something
called the "Bay City
Skate-Off."

So, waste him before
he gets there?

No. We just watch him.

Three pilots.
He must have partners.

I want to know exactly
who they are.

And where that robot is.

And after that?

Then we get rid of
all of them.

(theme music playing)

Okay.
Show it to me again.

That the trick
you wanna do?

It's the trick
I got to b*at, okay?

That's Jimmy Wilson,

he's the winner
of the Bay City Skate-off

three years running.

-He's good.
-I know.

-I mean, like, really good...
-I know!

Okay, look,

try the trick again.

But when you do,
you've got to crouch low

when you...
what's the word?

Grind the rail?

Wait, I thought
you were working
on the "X" w*apon.

I am.

Plus, I designed an app
that scans news feeds

for monsters and can
send us an alert.

I have to do
multiple things
at the same time.

My brain is a curse.

-You ready to do this?
-Yeah.

-You're gonna hit that rail?
-Uh-huh.

Okay, let's do this.

Ready, Ry-guy?

-Yeah, I got it.
-Go, man.

Ryan:
Whoa, what is that?

What?

Harris:
Gravity pucks?

And...
a bounce belt?

And whatever this is!

What do you think
it does?

It's a wrench.

That you can hit
things with!

This robot's got
everything!

You know what?

I could definitely use
this stuff to, you know,

-build the X w*apon.
-Nice.

And I've got a belt,
which is awesome,

'cause I lost the last one
when I mooned a bus of kids.

Why would you...?

That's styling.

-Spyder!
-Spyder!

Spyder:
I'm fine.

-Spyder: This is...
-Oh.

a force-field belt!

(Spyder laughing)

I'm gonna go
back to skateboarding. Yeah.

Okay, and I'm gonna go put
a door over that.

(Spyder moaning)

Oh, wow, this robot is big!

'Sup? It's Mark Walker.

Hey, you got tickets
to the DJ Live-Rat$z?

(person laughing)

All right, leftovers.
Heal my pain.

I'm starving.

-...(indistinct) on TV, which
I didn't think was possible.
-Really?

Hey. You're here.

Hey, we ordered
way too much sushi.

You want some?

Nope. Not hungry.

Be nice. I like him.

Fine.

Live-Rat$z, huh?
You going to that?

Everybody's going
to that.
Except for me.

I couldn't get tickets
because I was doing...

wait, why am I
telling you anything?

You know,
I could get you
into that show.

By throwing
your wallet at it?

I can't just throw
my wallet around.

It's really heavy.

Okay, your money might
impress other people,

but not me. Or my mom.

Protective!
Okay, I get it.

I tell you what.
I'll make you a deal:

How about I get you
into that show,

no money,
no connections and...

you cut me a little slack
with your mom.

Like a tryout!
Sports term, right?

What's in it for me
if you lose?

Well, you get to tell
your mom how lame I am.

And you have to post it
on the Internet.

Stakes! I love it.

The helicopter will be here
Saturday at :
to pick you up.

I mean, I'll get here
early and we'll take

public transportation
like normal people.

-This was fun.
Let's do it again.
-Okay.

-Okay.
-Okay.

Buddy.

-You ready?
-Yeah.

But you're kind of
in the way of everything.

That's kind of the point.

Oh.

Walk it off.

Okay, you ready
to try one?

Yeah, whoo!

All right, then here
it comes.

Really good.

-Relax, that was
a good one.
-That was nice.

Yeah, but not
"Jimmy Wilson" nice.

Yeah, well, don't tell
Jimmy Wilson.

That guy is
a dingus.

Hey, hey.

That is Jimmy Wilson.

That one?

Hi, Jimmy. I'm Ryan.

Why should Jimmy Wilson
know your name when...

nobody else will?

Okay, just because
we're competing

doesn't mean
you get to be a jerk.

Jimmy Wilson is
the king of this.

That makes it
Jimmy Wilson territory.

Well, does Jimmy Wilson
know how to use
a pronoun?

I don't know
how to use a pronoun.

Honestly, you think
you can win with a trick

Jimmy Wilson mastered?

Can you do it
backwards?

Okay, I gotta wreck
this guy.

Jimmy:
Forwards?

Dude, you're just here
to relax.

Jimmy:
On one foot?

Okay, I'm relaxed, Okay?
I'm very relaxed!

Jimmy:
Backwards
and blindfolded?

How did I even put
this thing on?

Skaters:
Jimmy! Jimmy! Jimmy!

Jimmy! Jimmy! Jimmy!

You're gonna b*at
all that...

on this hand-me-down
piece of trash?

Skaters:
Oh!

Jimmy Wilson is gonna
smoke you.

Relax-time is over.

Davage:
Walker hangs with that little
desert rat Spyder.

Can I at least
go after him?

We can't just eliminate
every kid in Bay City.

Why not?

This planet will be
a wasteland soon.

Mastermind:
Grey!

Sir. I'm very close
to finding the people

behind Mech-X
and bringing them to you
in a box.

Davage:
We know one
of the pilots--

Their identities are
leverage.

Mastermind:
Grey.

Sorry. Some child
came into my office
wanting something.

Mastermind:
My patience has limits.

I expect to see results.

And you know
the punishment for failure.

He's getting impatient.

We can't just wait
for Walker to lead us

to the pilots
or the robot any more.

We need to do something
to force him into action.

We need...

to put people in danger.

Finally.

Whoa. You've been busy.

And nice with
the gravity pucks.

Like it?

-Little area for you to train.
-Sweet.

Harris:
Also, I put in
some video games

-and Internet for Spyder.
-Cool.

And that thing
Mark likes.

Yeah, that's got to go.

So, wait,
you did all of this

in two days?

Yep!

And we can now
-D print food.

Would you like
a tuna sandwich

built by science
to be the best tasting
tuna sandwich

you've ever had?

Mm! Mm! This is
really good.

-Right?
-Mm-hmm.

Can you believe
this machine

takes garbage
and recycle it back
into food?

You're eating
an old shoe right now.

This is awesome.

What?

Now you have
a place to relax!

What do you want
to do first?

Well,
I'm gonna use these.

And I'm gonna crush
that Jimmy Wilson kid.

Um, isn't that
cheating?

Is it? Um--

Yes.

But is it really?

-Yes, I'm sure.
-Are you sure it's cheating?

Every time you ask me
if it's cheating,
it's cheating.

But are you
positive--

That you're using
gravity pucks to be
a better skater

to win a competition?

I'm pretty sure
it's cheating.

Whoo! Okay,
this will do.

And I say
it's justice.

That Jimmy Wilson kid
is a jerk.

Ho! Hoo!

You're turning
this skate competition
into a battle.

You're supposed to be
having fun.

Oh, believe me,

this will be fun.

Oh!

Good evening.

Ticket line's over there.
General admission is
over there.

We've got neither.

Then you are
in the way.

Let's see the magic.

Hm. My friend...

Sold out.

You sure?
'Cause you and I both know
that you've got

a side ticket or two
for your friends?

Maybe the ladies?

No.

And that's
incredibly sexist.

Right?

I-- I didn't mean it like...

What? Oh.

Oh, hey, guys.
Thank you.

What about that?

They work
with the crew.

-They work with the...
-With the crew.

You think just because
they're cute
they don't have jobs?

Ah.

Dude, you're on fire.

I mean, at least
if you tried to bribe me,

I'd respect that.

Okay. Copy that.

Move.

Yep. He's good.

Okay.

Plan B.

Well, that's good.

Really?
You showed up?

Get your beater
of a board fixed in time?

Yeah.
You could say that.

(music plays inside)

Mark:
This plan is stupid.

Listen,
that's the crew entrance.
Okay?

All we have to do
is hide out inside here

until somebody opens
that door.

Now!

Go, go, go!
Go, go, go, go!

-Come on. Whoa!
-Whoa!

(slushing)

Great idea, man.

We're not in
and you fried my phone.

That's because
you've got the wrong phone.

The HarpPhone
is waterproof.

(cellphone buzzing)
Oh, it still works.

Hey, Grace.

No, we're having
a great time.
Right, Mark?

-Oh.
-Oh.

-Hello, Ryan.
-Principal Grey.

What are you
doing here?
You-- You skate?

I've been known
to shred a few things.

-Oh.
-But no.

-Oh.
-I was just passing by
and saw

that you were in
the competition.
Good for you.

-Yeah.
-It's great that you have
a passion.

Thank you.

All right.

Good luck.

(phone buzzing)

Ha! The monster alert
works!

Oh, wait. No. That's bad.

(cellphone ringing)

Oh, hey, Harris.
What's up?

A monster?
A monster!

Perfect.

Okay, we have to go.

But you're next.

Ryan:
There now I'm last.

That ought to buy us
some time. Let's go.

Ready?

Three, two, one!

Yes. Run.

The tracking nest
is working perfectly.

There's nowhere
you can go now
that I can't follow.

(people screaming)

(roaring)

(roaring)

(all screaming)

(car alarm blares)

It's alive?

-Yeah, and it has wings.
-This thing has upgrades?

That's cool
and terrifying.

We got to get him away
from those people.

Let's move!

Guys, we can't reach it!

Whoa!

Harris, shields up.

Spyder?

(cheering)

That was a close one.

-(people cheering)
-Thank you, thank you.

I cannot believe
that Mark missed this.

Maybe he got into
that show.

He is Mark Walker.

Okay, I've got
a new plan.

It involves three toddlers
dressed as an adult

and a small chihuahua.
Are you allergic?

Dude. Show's over.

Turn on your HarpPhone
and start telling the world

that you're lame.

(groans)

All right, all right.

I am a man of my word.

So, should I humiliate
myself selfie-style

or do you wanna film me
telling the world
what a loser I am?

What was your angle
in all this?

Why was this
so important to you?

Look, I know I'm a...

What's the word
you guys use?

Nimwit? Dingus?

Oh, no, no.
We agreed on lame.

That's the one.

Look, you and Ryan
are always gonna be

the most important thing
in the world to your mom.

I guess I just wanted
to show her that

we could be buds.

Okay, time to do this.

I a lame man.

-Okay.
-So lame--

Deals can change.

Maybe you don't need
to do this.

Maybe I believe you.
But...

Probation.

-Probation.
-Yeah.

It's edgy.
I'll take it!

But still...

I'm really sorry
I couldn't get you into
that show.

Well... if it means
that much to you,

you could throw
your wallet around.

Finally, thank you.
I'll tell you what.

You do the honors.

(techno music playing)

Whoo!

What?

Hey, you said
you wanted us to bond.

Actually it's not bad.

Crowd:
Jimmy! Jimmy! Jimmy!

Jimmy! Jimmy! Jimmy!

Jimmy! Jimmy! Jimmy!

Jimmy! Jimmy! Jimmy!

Okay, you know what?
One good run
and that guy goes down.

But just remember,
this is cheating.

Is this really gonna
make you feel
like a winner?

Oh, yes!

-Yes!
-Yes!

Mech-X ! Mech-X !

You know what?
This isn't a battle.

We've got plenty
of wins in Mech-X .

I'm supposed
to have fun.

Hey, but watch out,
okay?

Because this trick is
gonna be so impossible,

so amazing, so crazy,

it's gonna blow
your minds.

Ready?

-(crashes)
-(crowd groans)

Medic!

Crowd:
Jimmy! Jimmy! Jimmy!

Thank you!

Thank you, thank you!

And a shout out
to Ryan Walker!

You did your best.

Still proud of you.

Yeah, but you should
have used the bounce belt.

But you still ate it
like a chump!

Crowd:
(laughing)

-You know what?
Forget about it.
-Yeah. Planning on it.

And your little friends
are dorks.

End him.

He must be destroyed.

Jimmy Wilson's got that...
that gift, you know?

That special...

-you know, something.
-Whoo-hoo!

And I think...

Ryan:
I am flying. Whoo!

(crowd cheering)

The chemical trail
worked perfectly.

I found Mech-X .

Mastermind:
You found the robot?
Where is it?

I think it's time
we finally meet, don't you?

Mastermind:
Very well.

Destroy the pilots.
Bring the robot to me.

And then, yes,
we can meet.

It's done. They just
don't know it yet.