01x19 - Milo's Halloween Scream-a-Torium!

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[Milo] Previously on Milo Murphy's Law!

When time travelers Cavendish and Dakota saved a pistachio plant at my school, that plant grew up, became sentient, and took over the future!

I guess whatever can go wrong, really does go wrong!

Luckily, we were able to defeat them here in the present, thus saving the future from a vegetary dictatorship!

But the crazy thing is we found out I was in an episode of Dr. Zone from 1965.

Before I was born!

And I sent a letter from 1965 to my friends in the present.

How did that happen?

Stay tuned for this episode of Milo Murphy's Law.

♪ Look at that sun Look at that sky ♪

♪ Look at my sweater vest I look so fly ♪

♪ Look at that mailbox Look at that tree ♪

♪ It's about as beautiful as it can be ♪

♪ Whoa ♪

♪ Today is gonna be exceptional ♪

♪ Never boring even for a minute ♪

♪ It's my world And we're all livin' in it ♪

♪ Whoa, whoa ♪

♪ Never boring even for a minute ♪

♪ It's my world And we're all livin' in it ♪

[Milo] Well, I guess you were right, Zack.

-[Zack and Melissa screaming] -That was too close to the sun.

This is not the way I wanted to die!

You have a way you want to die?

Wait guys, I forgot.

There's an emergency escape button.

Ah! Now I remember why I forgot it.

[screaming]

[Melissa] Whoo-hoo! All right!

Okay, so that was fun.

[Zack] You and I have different definitions of fun.

Cavendish, Dakota. Thanks for the save.

Yeah, well, I... I saw you plummeting to your doom, so I swerved up onto that ramp...

Tell them the truth.

Yeah, I was trying to get mustard off the steering wheel, it was a complete coincidence.

But, glad it worked out for ya!

-We'll take what we can get. -[cellphone rings]

That's weird. It's you guys.

[Dakota] Warning... Big trouble! 1965!

[Cavendish] You're just yelling words!

Give him some actual information he can use.

-[Dakota] Oh yeah, Beware the intern! -[call ends]

What the heck was that?

It says, "Call made in 1965."

I don't even remember that being a feature on this phone.

Well, apparently, that is a message from 50 years ago that we have not, as of yet, made.

[imitates expl*si*n]

-Perhaps we should go check it out. -Can I go with you?

I need to go to 1965 so I can leave my friends that note.

Wait, what?

Whatever will we do, Doctor?

See, he shows up in the lost pilot episode of Doctor Zone.

In 1965.

Before I was born!

Amazing!

You're really quite an awful actor.

[laughs] I really am!

But while I'm there, I give this note to the creator, Orton Mahlson, to give to Melissa and Zack, 50 years later!

Yeah! We're going back to the '60s!

What was that?

Never mind, let's just get in the car.

See you guys later!

-[barks] -No. Stay home, Diogee.

[whimpers]

Milo and the time machine.

Yeah, I betcha that ends badly.

[Dakota] So, 1965.

Where we gonna find this Orton Mahlson guy?

Well, the first season of Doctor Zone was filmed at Balsawood Studios.

A TV Studio. Good place to find an intern.

I bet they'll be filming the most action-packed, suspense-filled awesome scene right now.

[Mahlson] I'm the zoning commissioner.

And you, sir, have crossed the line.

You're out of the zone.

I mean, what I mean by that, is literally, you're going to have to move this wall.

It's out of the zone that it's required to be in.

[director] No, no. Cut.

Okay, take five everybody.

Orton, this whole zone thing isn't working for us, see?

But they say, write what you know, and my dad was a zoning commissioner. So...

It's the '60s, Orton. You gotta be weird or it'll never get picked up for series.

Weird, get it? Baxter, give me something weird.

Uh... A grill made out of an old toilet bus?

See that? Weird. Like me, in the '60s talking like I'm from the '30s.

See? Weird.

I need this for perfectly normal reasons.

Like this intern. Weird.

Weird, weird, weird.

Ah.

Weird.

Hello.

Ah, yes, 1965.

And we've got no time to lose, so...

Are you stealing these from the time stream?

Well, it's not stealing. I put 'em there.

Look at this one, it's as big as my head.

-[Cavendish] You're a moron. -Something weird.

-[Dakota] Get it? -[Cavendish] I get it.

[Dakota] I got hands on my face, I'm handsome.

Hey, guys.

Can you tell me about this weird vehicle you have?

You're Orton Mahlson.

-You know me? -Yes.

You're the creator and star of Doctor Zone.

Doctor Zone. Tell me more.

My favorite episode was the one where you entered that talent contest at the Inter-temporal Zoo.

And all the judges...

[reading]

♪ Time for Doctor Zone ♪ And that's the theme song.

I like these ideas.

-Let's get started. -You want me to help?

Oh, boy! Oh, boy! Oh, boy! Oh, boy!

No, no, no. I swear. It's true.

My little brothers can eat with their feet.

Hello, children. How has your day been progressing?

Max? What are you doing here?

I'm so glad to hear it.

I would love to see you in our dark, windowless van.

♪ Windowless van ♪ Okay. On a weird scale of one to ten, 78.

Um, I'm gonna politely decline and back away slowly.

[all] ♪ Windowless van ♪

[Mahlson] And all the villains will be trash cans with light bulbs on their heads.

All right. Bring in more weird stuff.

Props, give me a Van de Graaf generator and a purple shovel.

Now it's starting to look more like a sci-fi...

[squeals] Oh, my gosh. That's Time Ape.

Oh, wow. Oh, wow.

Milo, we need to find that intern.

Yeah, and interrogate him.

Oh, yeah.

Let's ask that guy over there.

Remember your motivation.

Photosynthesis.

Say, pardon me, but do you know where we could find the intern?

Uh, I'm the intern.

How has your day been progressing?

-We'll ask the questions, scumbag. -Milo.

-Just give me an excuse, punk. -Milo.

-Please! -Let me at him. I'm...

I'm gonna... I'm gonna... Whoa!

I'm watching you, shrimp-toes.

Milo, what in the devil was that?

Oh, I, um... I thought we're doing good cop, bad cop.

And who are you? A dangerously, unstable cop?

And why do you have a cattle prod?

[tuts] Hold on, there, slippery beet.

Why are we supposed to be, "being beware" of you?

Uh, uh, hey look! He's got a purple shovel.

Wow! He does.

Thanks for noticing.

But, whatever shall we do, Doctor!

Tobias!

The Trollhammer kid is down.

Tobias Trollhammer?

He's so young and unconscious.

We roll in five minutes and we have no kid.

You, kid. You're a kid. You're going on.

-You're kidding. -I kid you not.

Uh, okay.

You two, find that intern.

Why, Miss Periwinkle, you flatter me!

Ugh.

Excuse me, uh, Mr. Mahlson, would you step into this dark closet for perfectly normal reasons?

Uh, well, if it's for perfectly normal reasons, of course!

[Mahlson] No, wait... What are you...

Come on Zack, we'll hide in here.

Glad we got away from those weirdos.

[all] How has your day been progressing?

Okay, and we'll go right back outside.

[both] Joni?

How has your day been progressing?

Sorry, gotta go!

What did I say?

[all] How has your day been progressing?

Well, now that I hear it out loud, it does sound...

[screams]

[director] Quiet on the set!

Places, everyone!

Oh, I've seen this scene.

It's the scene I'm in!

And action!

But whatever will we do, Doctor?

[director] Cut! Cut!

What's going on with the scenery?

[Milo] Whoa! Another Orton?

Yes.

Whatever will we do, Milo?

Is it just me, or is everyone acting weird?

[Mr. Drako] Children!

How has your day been progressing?

Mr. Drako, what are you doing in the sun?

Yeah, we thought you were a vampire. Well, Chad did.

Oh, I'm not a vampire.

Whoa, so tired.

Chad will be so disappointed.

[laughs]

[whimpers]

[Milo] Well, if you're not Orton Mahlson, -who are you? -Who am I?

[laughs] Remember me now?

[gasps] The intern!

Oh, forgot I had this on.

-Recognize me now? -[Milo] Wait...

Are you King Pistashion?

No, I'm Derek, the king's son. Don't you remember?

This guy knocked me off the time limit with a bag of clocks.

Was that you? Hey, this is the guy I clocked with a bag of clocks.

Not a good time to brag.

What? There's one of him and four of us!

Granted, one's a kid, one's tied up, and one's, well, you, but we can totally take this jerk.

Ah, but I am not alone.

[Dakota] Oh. [chuckles] Well, um...

Uh, sorry for interrupting. Go ahead.

Anyway, I fell out of the time stream and landed in 1955.

I spent the next ten years planning my own overthrow of the humans.

Ten years?

Well, the first seven years were brainstorming and, you know, I had to find an apartment.

And I did take one summer off to do some modeling.

Yes, I was young and foolish, but I regret nothing!

Then, over the last six months, I've really buckled down, and now I have a foolproof plan!

Using the profits from this Doctor Zone show, I will systematically replace human beings with Pistashions wearing rubber masks, until we outnumber everyone and overthrow the human race!

[laughs]

[stops laughing]

Oh, fertilize me!

Seriously, did you just let them leave?

Well, we didn't want to interrupt you.

-Where are we going? -[Dakota] Anywhere but here!

Get in the car.

-[car sputters] -Uh-oh.

Better get us out of here!

-You're flooding it. -I'm not flooding it!

"Suddenly, the time-traveling plants were upon them."

This is very weird.

-It's not starting. -I can see that.

Ah!

-I gotta warn the future! -[beeps]

Warning! Big trouble! 1965!

You're just yelling words. Give him some actual information he can use!

Oh, yeah. Beware the intern!

Hey, that's just what you said to me!

I think the battery is dead.

We need something to jumpstart it.

Here, let's try this.

-I knew it would come in handy. -[Milo] Yes!

[Pistashions shriek]

[Dakota] Hey, what's with all the bubbles?

We're leaking time juice!

-Ooh, time juice, that's weird. -[Cavendish gasps]

If this hits zero, we'll be stuck in the time stream forever!

[all screaming]

[all screaming]

She's breaking up!

I'm hitting the emergency return.

[beeps]

[all] Whoa!

Okay, so according to this, we're back in Milo's time, but two weeks later.

Milo, your future is fantastic!

Look at this building. What is it?

That's my school.

It's amazing with all of its vertical walls, and doors and... And windows...

It was built in 1964.

That's why it looks so familiar.

Fascinating.

Zack! Melissa!

Huh, well, this is a total loss unless we can find more time juice.

So, this Derek thinks he can replace every person on the planet with Pistashions wearing rubber masks?

What kind of plan is that? It would take, like 50 years.

Yes, he would have had to start in like 1965...

Uh-oh.

Oh, and I met Time Ape!

Tell use more. Why don't you join us in this dark, windowless van?

[all] ♪ Windowless van ♪ Uh...

Yeah...

I guess if one factory can make, like, 1,000 masks a week...

Run, run, run, run! They're plants! They're all plants!

[all] ♪ Windowless van ♪

-[grunts] Let me go! This isn't funny! -Sara!

Let go of me! Oh, it's you guys again.

I thought my dog peed you out of existence.

That was my sister. We have to go after her!

[Milo] Oh, no. Look what they did to Lardworld.

Okay, now this is personal!

-We gotta get in there. -Hang on, I got an idea.

How has your day been progressing?

How has your day been progressing?

How has your day been progressing?

-Yo, what's up, chicken butt? -Hold on.

I don't recognize you.

Oh, yeah, I'm not from around here.

I'm from the, uh, the North branch, uh...

You should come up for a visit sometime.

I'll show you around.

-What a nice guy! -Right?

[Milo] Hey, look, there's the van. She must be in there.

Look, there she is!

[grunts] Let me go, you lime-flavored kale chips!

When I get my hands on you, I'm gonna chop you up and serve you in a light vinaigrette dressing on green plates

'cause those are the cheap ones!

How has your day been progressing?

[stammering] What is this? Is that me?

You evil... [grunts] Let me go!

Come on. We need to see where they're taking her.

Oh, no.

My word.

[Mahlson] Is this what prisons look like in the future?

Actually, only ones that are built in theme parks.

There's Sara!

[Milo] My family! My... My friends!

We have to do something.

Wait, we can't rush in there right now. We're outnumbered.

But we can't do nothing!

Yeah, but we gotta think. What we need is a working time vehicle.

If we go back in time, we can stop this before it ever started.

Yeah, before it started.

-We can save all of them. -[Dakota] Yeah, we can save all of them.

But where are we going to get another Time Beehicle?

We're not the only time travelers in this time period.

That's right. All we need to do is find Brick and Savannah.

And then we... Oh, wait.

That's them over there.

And their time vehicle is right over there.

Well, as long as they don't rupture the time juice t*nk, we can sneak down later and siphon the...

[all clamoring]

Nice going, genius. You turned Sid and the guys back into sprouts.

Well, I don't see how this could get much worse.

[both] Milo!

Mom! Dad!

Milo, get out of here! Run!

But... But I... [screams]

Don't worry, Mom! We're gonna fix this!

So what did I say about Milo and the time machine?

[rock music playing]

♪ I can't stick around I'm going absentee ♪

♪ I don't know What you think you found ♪

♪ But you didn't find me ♪

♪ I always stay one step ahead ♪

♪ I think you heard what I said ♪

♪ Though you may be a girl ♪

♪ You're just still two steps behind me ♪

♪ So go tell your brother ♪

♪ I don't have the time to hover ♪

♪ There's a lot going on ♪

♪ Don't have a minute to recover ♪

♪ If it's not one thing it's another ♪

♪ So go tell your brother ♪

♪ I don't have the time to hover ♪

♪ There's a lot going on ♪

♪ Don't have a minute to recover ♪

[Milo] Hey, look down there!

-[barks] -♪ If it's not one thing it's another ♪ Uh-oh. Get in the cupcake and hold on!

[Pistashions snarling]

♪ If it's not one thing it's another ♪

[all yelling]

♪ Yes, it's not one thing It's another ♪

-Diogee, go home! -[whines]

Wait, wait, wait. Diogee, do not go home. It's not safe. Stay with us.

Okay! Okay! Down, boy! Come on.

[snarls]

Quick, in here!

[Pistashion] There they are! Get 'em!

Lock it with this!

[muffled yelling]

[Pistashion] We know you're in there. Hey, you sprouts, go on!

Come on, guys! I'm gonna rip his head off!

Whoo-hoo, he's gonna get it now.

Run! Run!

Wait a minute!

I could use a snack.

[sprouts screaming]

[Dakota] Time for some mixed nuts.

Oh, that is just wrong!

[snarls]

Okay.

Dakota!

Where in the world did you find this?

It was anchored in the tunnel.

Uh, nobody tell the boss about this.

Hey, Dennis, it's the boss!

Oh, great.

Well, that's it, I guess.

There are no more time vehicles in this era.

-We are stuck. -No such thing as stuck.

Life has a strange way of working out. You just have to keep trying.

You know, kid, the great Professor Time had a very similar philosophy, despite years of constant setbacks.

You mean the guy who actually invented time travel?

Wait a moment.

I'm not sure, but I think Professor Time was alive in this era and, yes, he actually lived in this city!

9297 Polly Park Way.

Well, yahoo for him, but that doesn't help us.

He won't invent time travel for another, what, 12 years.

If we can get to Professor Time, maybe we can get him to invent time travel faster.

It's already in his head somewhere.

We, we just need to get it out earlier.

[Mahlson] Well, we better hurry and find him before he gets replaced by a Pistashion.

[Milo] Hey, look down there.

A way out! I've never been so happy to see the local sewer system.

But how do we get out of this [grunts] grease-trap contraption?

Oh, I'm about to be brilliant. Everyone hold on!

[Cavendish] What the devil are you doing?

[all grunt]

[Cavendish] Is that what you call being brilliant?

Eh, it works in the movies.

[squeaks]

Hey, it's Lardee Boy!

Official mascot of Lardworld.

-Beloved by children everywhere! -What are you, his agent?

He must have been chased down here, too.

Fascinating! A lard person.

Lardee Boy! Boy, are we glad to see you!

Hey, we need your help. Do you know any way around this grease-trap?

Oh, and we'd really like to avoid any more of those Pistashions.

[roaring]

Run, Milo!

[barking]

[roars]

Uh-oh.

[Milo] Orton! Incoming!

Oh, my! [grunts]

[roaring]

[barking]

[barking]

Thanks, Diogee!

[Cavendish] We've got you, Milo!

Wait, drop me off there. I got an idea.

Orton, tie the end of the chain to the grease-trap!

Will do!

[horn blares]

[Milo] Whoo-hoo!

Hey, come get me, you giant nut-jabber.

Boy, I could sure use a snack.

Oh, look, pistachios.

Oops! I spilt some. Oops!

Oops! Sorry.

-I didn't mean to step on them. -[growls]

[scatting]

[roars]

How's it coming, Orton?

Got it!

Cavendish, come pick me up!

Hurry up! Go get 'em!

Eh, what are you gonna do?

Yeah, we're home free!

Ugh. Maybe I need to rethink my definition of home-free.

So. Which way to Professor Time's place?

Hmm, let's see. The directional point is, uh...

-[electricity crackles] -Ooh! Ow!

Bah! We'll never find Professor Time now.

Wait. You said the address out loud.

Something, something, cr*cker Road or something.

Oh, I think I wrote that down.

9297 Polly Park Way.

Oh, Polly wants a cr*cker, cr*cker Road. That's how my mind works.

9297 Polly Park Way. It's right down here.

-I know these sewers. -You know these sewers?

Don't get me started. Come on!

-Raccoon. -[raccoon chatters]

[dings]

Ooh, I can't believe we're gonna meet him. He's a legend.

Well, he will be.

A legendary inventor and brilliant innovator.

I anyone can help us, he can.

[dings]

Hello?

Mr. Professor Time, sir?

[beeps melodically]

[all yell]

[Diogee whimpers]

Professor Time?

My name is Milo Murphy and we need your help.

Wait, you're not the pizza delivery guy.

This is my pizza delivery guy trap.

♪ We're all livin' in it ♪

♪ Go, Milo Go, Milo, go ♪

♪ Oh, thanks, everybody That is so motivational ♪

♪ Go, Milo Go, Milo, go ♪

♪ Whoa ♪

♪ Whoa ♪

♪ I'm not sitting here Watching the world turn ♪

♪ You know I'd rather spin it ♪

♪ Go, Milo Go, Milo, go ♪

♪ It's my world And we're all livin' in it ♪