01x05 - Worked Day & The Wilder West

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♪ Look at that sun
Look at that sky ♪

♪ Look at my sweater vest I look so fly ♪

♪ Look at that mailbox
Look at that tree ♪

♪ It's about as beautiful as it can be ♪

♪ Whoa ♪

♪ Today is gonna be exceptional ♪

♪ Never boring even for a minute ♪

♪ It's my world and we're
All livin' in it ♪

♪ Whoa, whoa ♪

♪ Never boring even for a minute ♪

♪ It's my world and
We're all livin' in it ♪

[Milo] So, we're supposed
to pick a career today?

The job that we're gonna have
for the rest of our lives? Today?

When I was little,
I wanted to be a journalist.

Or, queen of the universe.

You know, only one of
those is actually a career.

When I was little,
I wanted to be a robot.

And that's not a career at all.

Also, none of those are on the list.

But, what if I wanna be an
ophthalmic laboratory technician?

An optha what now?

They make prescription eye
glasses and contact lenses.

Milo, do you actually
want to be an ophtha...

An ophthalmic laboratory technician.
And, no.

But, maybe, I don't know.
What if I wanna do all these things?

I have to decide today?

I already did. Here, I wrote it in.

Journalist slash
queen of the universe.

Now, it's a career.

And some of these don't
even sound like real jobs.

Animator? I think it's a typo.

But, what if that is a real job?

How will I ever decide?

Welcome, children. Our next Career Day
speaker is Milo's father, Mr. Murphy.

Hi, kids.

Mr. Murphy is going to tell us what
the city's Safety Inspector does.

-Mr. Murphy.
-Come on, Dad, wow us.

As the city's key Safety Inspector,

most of my job is just to show up.

When I'm around,
anything that can go wrong, tends to.

And therefore, whatever safety
precautions are in effect,

will be tested to the limit.

So, what are the odds of something
going wrong, while we're here?

Are you kidding?
Milo, his father in the same place.

-Fan blades, water pipes...
-[beeping]

- : .
-Really?

So, you wanna piece of that action?

Can I get another hard hat?

And over here is the aeration t*nk.

It's kinda like a huge dish washer.

We should get one of those for our house.

Sure would help with.
How did your mother put it?

The pile of hate in the sink?

She's got a way with words.

[barking]

Diogee, How did you get in here?

Diogee, go home.

You heard him boy. On your way.

[exclaiming]

Yes! So, burgers or Mexican food?

First, we need to complete our mission.

Which is quite simple, actually.

All we have to do is, make sure that,
that truck filled with pistachios,

gets from A to B.

Literally from A Street,
right here, where we are now,

to the pistachio
warehouse on B Street.

Then we can think about lunch.

And when we think about
it, it will be Chinese.

You know what we should get?

We should get breakfast burritos.

That's breakfast inside of a lunch.

Which is my very objection.

Huh, here's a job called
middle management.

Though, I'm not sure why
middles need to be managed.

Me neither.
I've never seen an unruly middle.

Just wait till you get to my age, boys.

I don't get it. Any way.

Up here we have a real tree.
A drinking water supply hose

that looks a little
like George Washington.

[rotors straining]

[screaming]

[gasps] Don't worry, guys,
I got just the thing.

[Zack] A snowman, really?

[Milo] Hey, the raft is being repaired.

Hey, snowman is an island.

Come, there's room for everyone.

-Oh, no!
-[all] Diogee, go home!

[all scream]

Don't worry, kids, we'll be fine

once the high pressure
water vents open.

[bubbling]

All right, there's the driver,
they're on the move. Let's go.

-Hurry!
-[panting]

I should not have eaten
all those wax lips.

How can you be so out of shape?

You're wearing a track suit.

Well, you're wearing a top
hat, how can you be so...

-I don't know, out of rabbits...
-Hmph.

Oh, no! The truck.

Whoa!

Do you get it? Out of rabbits.

-'Cause you look like a magician...
-I get it...

Hey gather this,
I'm literally riding your coat tail.

[brake screeches]

Whoa, whoa, whoa,
whoa, whoa, whoa!

[thuds]

[murmuring] It's the
same thing every time.

If you want something done right,
you have to do it yourself.

Excuse me. young man,
your boss told me to tell you

that he wants me to drive this
truck, to the warehouse on B Street.

Mr. Roberson said that?

-Yes, he also told me to tell you this...
-Ow! Ow! [groaning]

Come on, Dakota.

[Dakota] Yeah, yeah, I'm way ahead of you.

Well, looks like I
get the afternoon off.

Well, the water venting
system seems to be working.

But, you're gonna wanna check
the stability of the cat walk.

-And...
-[clangs]

You're gonna want to
replace this T-bolt.

Okay, Diogee, now you should go home.

Well, Safety Inspector is an exciting job.

Yeah, I guess so.

Which doesn't really
narrow it down for me.

What am I gonna do? [grunts]

There are only two more stops.

[teacher] Come on kids.

Time to visit Melissa's
father at the fish hatchery.

Your father works at a fish hatchery?

Yeah, I thought he was a fireman.

He is. The fish hatchery
is probably on fire.

Well, the fire's out
and the fish are safe.

Oh yeah, that reminds me,
Milo, you weren't here

at the fish hatchery,
this morning, were you?

-Dad!
-[scoffs] I kid.

But seriously, you weren't here, right?

Oh, Mr. Chase, I'm flattered, but no.

Okay, report finished.

Who'd like a practice run with the hose?

I would. Who knows,
I might wanna be a fireman.

Wait a minute, Milo, a fireman?

He said "might," Dad.

-But...
-[Milo] How do I turn this thing...

[Milo screams] Just breathe.

Whoa!

-Christmas trees for sale.
-[bell ringing]

Get ahead of the Christmas run.

Christmas trees for...

Hurry, they're going fast,
get them while... Oh, forget it!

So, we finally put out the fire.

And no one had anything
to eat since that morning,

so we stopped to buy some hot dogs,

and then Burt goes, "Hey,
we should just start..."

[clears throat]

Sorry, Chief, we're on it.

Whoa!

Well, Milo,
you're the first person in history

to ever start a fire, with water.

Thanks.

Not really a compliment.

[screeches]

There, B Street, was that so hard?

So, we're taking the pistachios
to a steak sandwich place?

This is supposed to be a
pistachio storage facility.

You know what we should get?
We should get a steak sandwich

that's dinner inside of a different lunch.

-I don't understand, this is B Street.
-Yeah. Let me see that.

Oh, here's your problem,
we're supposed to be on B Street South.

That's clear on the other side of town.

We're on B Street North, see.

That's what this little S means.

B Street South.

If it was an 'N' it would be B
Street North. But, this is an S.

I get it.

[teacher] And our final
stop for Career Day

is with Zack's mom, Dr. Underwood.

Hi, Zack's mom.

Please, just call me Dr. Zack's mom.

Did you always know,
you wanted to be a doctor, Dr. Zack's mom?

Milo, are you thinking
about becoming a doctor?

Yeah, maybe.

I've always wondered what it was like

on the other side of the bandage.

What's your specialty, Dr. Zack's mom?

The really bloody stuff.

-[all] Cool!
-[kid] Yeah...

But, since I can't show you that,

how about I show you the
state of the art MRI machine?

Uh, Mr. Draco?

I'll need you to put
your arms at your sides.

Not crossed over
your chest like that.

Are you sure?

This feel's so unnatural.

-[nurse] I'm sure.
-Well, you're the professional.

Now, this is where we monitor
the Magnetic Resonance Imaging.

Or MRI for short. Cool.

-Let me see...
-Quit pushing.

[Dr. Underwood] Okay, kids, let's give
you and this a little bit more space.

-[crackling]
-The MRI is basically a giant magnet...

It controls a very...

Um, so, technically we're never
supposed to put that lever up to .

[Draco] Oops, my bad,
I'll uncross my arms.

-[electricity crackling]
-[clangs]

I should just leave.

Okay, who wants to see the emergency exit?

I do.

How did you fit an
anchor in your back pack?

You don't know everything about me.

[screams] Hey!

Who stole my door?

-[whooshing]
-[music playing]

[both] We're finally free!

-[clinking]
-[sipping]

[driver] Yeah, I'm gonna be working
late, so leave me some leftover.

Never mind. I'll be there in minutes...

Uh-oh. This can't be good.

Oh, so this is why they wanted me

to keep my arms on my sides. Wait!

Why did they leave this window open?

So, hospital food it is.

[shatters]

That's lunch,
inside of a hospital.

Hey, Mr. Hartunian.

How do you like, being a bus driver?

How do you like to sit down?

[Milo] I like it just fine, thanks.

Arms on your sides, arms on your
sides, arms on your sides...

Well, what do you think, Milo?

-Did you narrow it down at all?
-No.

I wanna do everything.
And I can't do everything.

You can, if you're a journalist
slash queen of the universe.

I guess. But I still have
one more stop to make.

-Mom!
-[Brigette] Out here, Milo.

-Almost done?
-Ah, work in progress.

Diogee. Go...

-Oh, wait a minute, you are home.
-[sniffing]

-Good boy.
-So, how was Career Day?

I'm just confused.

Seems like, it's really
important to pick a career.

I just don't know what to pick.

Well, don't. Do everything.

Being an architect is my second career

and I've had plenty of jobs before that.

You shouldn't worry too
much about it today.

Just being Milo, that's a full time
job, wouldn't you say?

Yeah, sure keeps me busy.

Besides, I already know
what you're going to be.

-What?
-You're going to be extraordinary.

Oh, Mom!

Okay, where's your anchor?

♪ It's my world and
we're all livin' in it ♪

[bird cawing]

Here we are.

Okay, kids, remember,

we're just a phone call away

at the Outlet Mall.

We only have to pay half
price when it breaks.

Thanks, Milo's mom and dad.

-Thanks, guys, have a good time.
-So long.

Oh, didn't realize we still had her.

Bye, Sara, be sure to look up
from your phone once in a while.

Ah, the great outdoors.

The sky is blue,
the fields are wide open...

The bargains are close by.

[Brigette] You kids have fun.

It's just so peaceful.

[whistles]

Welcome to the Nowhere
Desert Dude Ranch.

-Where you will experience...
-[airplane engines roaring]

The serenity of the wild frontier.

Oh, my gosh, oh, my gosh!

I think this is the
undiscovered sh**ting location

of episode of Dr. Zone.

See.

Definitely a similar beaut shaped beaut.

Am I pronouncing that correctly?

I can't wait to see what my fellow
Dr. Zone fans have to say about this.

Ah, Dr. Zone fan.

You're gonna wanna check
out that corral over there.

Awesome! Oh, I gotta document this.

I'll find you later.

-Use helmets.
-Got 'em.

Oh, I mean on the horses.

-Do they even make helmets for...
-Got 'em.

[cowboy] Those are our three best horses.

Princess, Buttercup and Psycho.

-[nieghing]
-Whoa, boy!

Any chance of us getting a calmer horse?

Well, Psycho there is
usually our calmest horse.

That's why we named him
Psycho, for the irony.

We cr*ck ourselves up.

Not that I don't enjoy
danger, which I don't,

but, do they have other stuff to do here?

Like other stuff that we might
not necessarily get injured doing.

-Archery, white water rafting...
-No...

-...zip lining, cattle roping...
-No...

-...straws making...
-Oh, that sounds fun.

On an open bonfire.

Okay... Maybe there's a hayride?

It goes around the open bonfire.

All right, horseback riding, it is.

I'm ready!

-[neighing]
-Whoa, boy! What's that up ahead?

You know, every time a masked bandit
comes furiously charging towards me

-I'd like to take a deep... Whoa!
-[neighs]

Whoa, whoa! Whoa!

Whoa, whoa, whoa...

Look out! Stop, stop, stop.

[screaming]

[yells]

It's a good thing I
had the lacrosse stick.

What is a masked bandit
even doing on a dude ranch?

Well, he can't get away with
that at the Outlet Mall.

[neighing]

[heart b*ating rapidly]

Hey, I'm Jackie.
I pull that with all our guests.

Did I get your hearts racing?

Yes, indeed. Sure did.

[chuckles] A little.

That's how I like it.

After all, I am the
great-great-great-great-granddaughter

of Calamity Jane.

Really? I am the
great-great-great-great-grandson

of the original Murphy.

-Of Murphy's Law.
-Never heard of it.

-Really?
-Yeah.

I make a point of not knowing any laws.

Well, it just means that,
anything that can go wrong,

will go wrong.

-Around me.
-Awesome.

Do you guys want my version of the tour?

[chuckles] I don't know.

The two of us together?

Yeah, we already hit our danger
quota, right, Zack?

I wasn't saying that.
Why would I say that?

I love danger. Danger is in my blood.

It's my fuel. Danger is my middle name.

Well, it's Milo's middle name.

But it could be my middle
name, I could change it.

[chuckling]

I'm afraid we've lost him.

Ooh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

I think this is the exact
pasture they used.

Oh, that is the exact hay!

Oh, those are the exact cows.

-[Sara mooing]
-[cows mooing]

Yep, yep, Hey, I know you guys.
Say, "Cheese."

Or, maybe that's rude to say to a cow.

[boy] Yeah, they look like the same cows.

We saw your post, we came right away.

Of course, as the official
moderators of the Dr. Zone fan site,

we will have to verify the
authenticity before we post anything.

Hey, guys! Wait, I thought...

I thought we were dressing up.

So, what school do you go to?
What grade are you in?

I've gone to a lot of
different schools, so...

Well, I was being home
schooled, but I got kicked out.

-Rattle snake?
-Oh, sure.

Don't suck on it.
There's still venom in those fangs.

Oh, good thing you said something...
[imitates munching]

I don't know if we should go up here.

Why not?

Because all these signs
say don't go up here.

Rock slide possible.

Well, Zack doesn't seem worried.

And he's the cautious one.

Oh, don't worry about the signs.

They just say possible.

How often does the worst thing
that can happen, actually happen?

Yeah, we'll be fine.

[all screaming]

[Zack] Oh, no!

Out on the branch.

[screaming]

[exclaims] I can't believe the
rock slide actually happened.

-My beaut believes it.
-What a rush!

So, back to camp for s'mores?

No, we got more adventuring to do.

Yeah, more that.

Scorpion pop?
You can suck on this one.

Oh! [chuckles nervously]

[exclaiming]

I was hoping the cliff was the finale.

You can't keep danger
away but why seek it out?

Oh, I remember when Zack
used to say stuff like that.

Yeah, way back this morning.

Hey, boy band, a little more wrist
if you wanna rope that dummy.

Way to go, danger zone.

I work with rope a lot.

[Melissa] Uh, Milo, that's no dummy.

Now, this is a rodeo.

-Everyone split up.
-[roars]

Whoa!

[snarls]

[scoffs] That was a close call.

Although, I'm sure he's harmless.

Nope, he's a k*ller.

But I assumed the shackles would hold him.

Well, you know what
they say about assuming.

Makes a bull's lunch out of you and me.

-Next activity!
-Yeah! I can't wait.

Looks like one dummy got
roped for the whole afternoon.

[cameras clicking]

Now, me in front of it.

Now, me in front of it.

Now, me in front of it.

Are you sure?
I mean this could be any wall.

Josh, why can't you accept it?
This is the actual wall.

Remember what the wall was like,
there at the background, out of focus.

The wall.

Here's some of that serenity
we were talking about.

I thought you'd like it.

That is so thoughtful of you.

Are those storm clouds
gonna be a problem?

Maybe we shouldn't tempt fate.

Well, you know what they say.

Tempting fate is like a rainbow.

It's too beautiful,
knocks you upside down like a leprechaun.

No one has ever said that.

-[thunder rumbling]
-Let's try to get to shore before...

-It starts raining.
-[scoffs] No big.

Deal breaker! [screams]

Steering wheel, piggy bank...
Look out, sharp boulder.

Whoo-hoo. Hey, this is a blast!

No, this is not a blast!

Everyone, stay close.

Jackie, the waterfall.

Whoa! Whoa!

Help!

[shatters]

Hold on, I've got you...

[screaming]

-Thanks, Milo.
-Yeah, thanks.

Cool, time for target practice.

Last one there is the target.

Yeah, so...

That girl's crazy, right?

-Welcome back.
-Thank goodness.

I guess I just wasn't seeing
Jackie as she really is.

Well, to be fair,

when she was first charging at
us, with a bandit mask on,

she seemed, uh, less insane.

Nah, she was always crazy.

And though, some of you
may have doubted me,

Josh, my instincts never let me down.

I knew this was the very dirt
where they sh*t Dr. Zone.

sh*t him? No, sir.

Dr. Zone's our favorite old race horse.

We'd never sh**t him.

Though he is getting long in the tooth.

[neighs weakly]

-What?
-The horse?

Oh, but he said Dr. Zone,
I just assumed...

Wait, I thought this was the
dirt, you mean, this is just dirt?

Thanks for wasting our time, Sara.

Wait, wait! A racehorse named Dr. Zone.

That's worth noting, right? [groans]

Photo-op.

[sighs]

Well, that was a delightful day.

Loaner clothes, after
disaster ruined yours?

Yep. Stuff you broke and had to buy?

Yep. Thankfully at half price.

-Bye, boy band.
-Bye, cool ranch. Stay safe.

Not likely.

-Sara!
-[gasps]

Why do I keep forgetting about her?

Well, I guess the sh**ting
location of episode ,

remains an unsolved mystery.

Oh, no, they filmed that episode here.

Why do you think we named
this horse Dr. Zone?

What?

♪ Oh yeah I knew it I was right ♪

♪ I so knew it I was right ♪

♪ I knew it Oh, hey,
oh, yeah, I knew it ♪

♪ I knew it I was right ♪

♪ We're all livin' in it ♪

♪ Go, Milo Go, Milo, go ♪

♪ Oh, thanks,
everybody That is so motivational ♪

♪ Go, Milo Go, Milo, go ♪

♪ Whoa ♪

♪ Whoa ♪

♪ I'm not sitting here
Watching the world turn ♪

♪ You know I'd rather spin it ♪

♪ Go, Milo Go, Milo, go ♪

♪ It's my world and
We're all livin' in it ♪