02x03 - Lost in the Lost City of Atlantis - A Penny Saved

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When Dr. Claw returns, Inspector Gadget is brought out of retirement to defeat him again, now with Penny and Brain's open participation.
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02x03 - Lost in the Lost City of Atlantis - A Penny Saved

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♪♪

♪ Inspector - Gadget! ♪

♪ Inspector Gadget! ♪

♪ Inspector - Gadget! ♪

♪ Inspector Gadget! ♪

♪ Go Go Gadget, Go! ♪

♪ (Go! Go! Gadget! Go!) ♪

♪ Go Go Gadget, Go! ♪

♪ (Go! Go! Yeah! Gadget!) ♪

♪ Inspector - Gadget! ♪

♪ Inspector Gadget! ♪

♪ Go Go Gadget, Go! ♪

♪ (Go! Go! Yeah! Gadget!) ♪

♪ Inspector Gadget! ♪

♪ Ahhhhh! ♪

Look at it, MADcat.

I call it Clawtonia.

[MEOW!]

When completed,
Clawtonia will be

the greatest city ever built.

Greatest city ever, huh?

What about Paris, New York,
even Moosejaw?

They're way better than
Clawtonia.

Not if they no longer exist.

Um, what are you talking about?

There is a legendary forgotten
w*apon:

The City Sinker!

♪♪

So you want me to
find this w*apon

and sink all the greatest
cities?

Once sunk, Clawtonia will rise!

Just one small problem.

How am I supposed to find a
forgotten w*apon?

Don't you think I've already
thought of THAT?

Is that a trick question?

RAAAA! An ancient map has been
discovered.

My spies tell me that it shows
the way to

the Lost City of Atlantis
where the City Sinker resides.

Gotchya! Sink all the cities
with a w*apon

in a lost city that probably
doesn't exist so that

a not-yet built city can be
the best...

what can go wrong?

[LAUGHS]

Hold on tight, Brain!

A healthy body makes a healthy
agent.

Time to get these muscles
muscling.

[EXERTION GRUNTS]

Careful, Uncle Gadget, that
looks heavy!

[EXERTION GRUNTS]

Wowsers!

I guess I don't know my own
strength.

Woah! Woah!

Oh, Chief Quimby, I'm so sorry!

Here's your mission...

Our latest intel suggests MAD
will try

to break into The Ottawa
Museum of Ancient Civilization

to steal a newly found map.

Ah Ottawa!

I haven't been there since my
days of playing lacrosse

for the Russians!

Why would Claw want a crumbly
old map?

The map is rumoured to show
the location of

the Lost City of Atlantis,

and a powerful w*apon called
The City Sinker.

Oh no! MAD could use it to
sink Metro City.

Gadget, your mission
is to stop MAD

from getting that map.

This message will self
destruct...

Don't worry, Chief.

We'll make sure the found Lost
Map shall remain unlost

in its found lostyness!

Ottawa... here we come!

[BOOM!]

[GROANS]

Okay, Penny.

You stay here and keep an eye
on the map.

I'll go search the dark
corridors for MAD agents.

That... actually... works.

You stick with Uncle Gadget.

[AR-ARF!]

[ZZZZAP]

Ah, a security guard. Perfect!

I would love your help to look
for intruders.

But I warn you, things could
get a little scary...

[SCREAM]

Go Go Gadget anything that
will hit a monster.

[CRASH]

Huh?

Talon!

[SCREAMS]

Not so fast!

Think you can sneak by me?

Well, clearly I did.

But why dwell on the past?

I'd rather focus on... NOW!

[GRUNTS]

[CACKLING]

There. Just the way it was.

Uncle Gadget!

MAD got the other
half of the map.

But our half shows Atlantis
is near Bermuda.

Bermuda? A good agent is
always prepared.

Go Go Gadget Bermuda Shorts!

Ah!
[BOING! BOING!]

The entrance to Atlantis
should be underwater

just off the coast.

The good news is: Talon will
never know to come to Bermuda

without our half of the map.

The bad news:

we can't find the entrance
without his half!

Hm.

Hm?

That's not important right
now, Penny.

We must follow this ancient map.

Go Go Gadget Roller Skates.

Did Uncle Gadget just run off
with the kiddie menu?

You better keep an eye on him,
Brain.

TALON:
Oh, come on!

Talon?

I'm not sure how you got here,

but you're not getting to
Atlantis before me!

Well I have the right
part of the map

so I bet you won't even find it.

You're right....
I mean... Um...

How's about a race then?!

You're on!

Aw man, all I have is coins.

Who even uses money anymore?

Come on, come on, COME ON!!!

Yes!

Ha!

And since I don't have that
part of the map,

all I have to do is follow you.

♪♪

TALON:
Whoa...

Whoa.

As my Uncle would say
"Wowzers!"

TALON:
Yeah. It is incredible.

Almost as incredible as the
fact that I got here first.

Only because you cheated.

Well, I'm going to get the
City Sinker

before you and that's all that
matters.

Umm... is that part on your
half of the map?

I'm not telling you.

Fine.

What?

Huh?!

Well, this has been so great.

I have to head out, but you
know what?

We should do brunch.

[EVIL LAUGH]

[BEEP!]

DR CLAW:
Talon!!!


Shh. I'm busy
executing your plan.

I WILL NOT BE SHUSHED! I
COMMAND IT!


Anyway, I just wanted to ask
you if you think Clawtonia


would be better with one toxic
dump or two?


Neither? No one wants to live
near a toxic dump.

But if we had two toxic dumps...

Fine! Whatever.
Two toxic dumps.

Actually that might be too
ostentatious...


you have terrible city
planning instincts, Talon.


Dr. Claw out.

We're definitely getting closer.

I can almost feel the City
Sinker nearby.

[ROAR]

TALON: This stupid map only tells
you how to get to Atlantis

not how to find the city sinker!

Hey, treat this map with
respect.

You can have it. It's useless.

Really? Because when I folded
it just now,

it shows the map of the city,
and this centre "X"...

I bet The City Sinker is in
that temple.

So, maybe we should, you know,
work together, or something.

Hmmmmmm... Sure. Here's your
half of the map back.

Really?

No.

Looks like I'm gonna have to
climb.

Or... like I suggested before,

and I'm totally not lying this
time.

And yes, I forgive you for
lying to me too,

you're welcome, but I think we
should work together this time.

Well... it would be a lot
faster.

Okay then. Let's get climbing!

Climb? Who said anything
about climbing?

See you at the top.

[LAUGHS]

[PENNY SIGHS]

Now... let's see here...

[BRAIN BARKS FRANTICALLY]

No, Brain.

We have to find the underwater
city of Atlantis.

[READING]
ChiK-En-Fin-GAR, . . Aha!

If I decode this ancient
language correctly

the underwater city must be
that way!

[GRUMBLES]

[PANTING] Oh boy.

Took you long enough.

Ah, zip it, Talon.

Looks like we have to get
through this door.

Should be a breeze.

[GRUNT]

Heh. Just needs a
bit more force.

[SMASH]

Ow. Stupid door!

Step aside, Hercules.

Sometimes you have
to use your brain.

I know that's
impossible for you.

[RUMBLES]

Think you're pretty smart
dontchya?

Well, as a matter of fact...

GADGET: I feel like
we've never been closer

to the underwater city, Brain.

Ah, the Atlantians must have
put this couch here

for climbers to relax, so
thoughtful!

Tax not included. Another clue.

[BRAIN WHIMPERS]

Easy Brain.
There's room for both of us.

[AAAH!]

The City Sinker is in
the next room.

[SLAM!]

[CLACK! GROWL!]]

What's happening?

[GROWL! BAM!]

Atlantian defence fish-robots.

Uncle Claw would love these!

[FIGHTING SOUNDS]

Too easy.
I already destroyed one!

[FIGHTING SOUNDS]

[SPLAT! SPLAT!]

Big deal. I already destroyed
two.

Watch out!

Ahh!

Tie game. Two-all.

[SMASH! CRUNCH!]

[DOOR RUMBLES]

Woah...

[GRUNTS]

Look, one way or another,

I'm going to get there first!

But how will you get
there if you can't see?

[YELLS]

Hah, it looks like the best
agent wins,

and that agent is...

Uncle Gadget?!

Penny! We've been
waiting forever!

And I see you've
brought a friend.

Nice to meet you Fish Head Man.

What's happening?
I can't see anything!

Now that we've found The City
Sinker I will demonstrate

how to gently defuse a w*apon
of mass destruction.

Go Go Gadget Delicate Wire
Cutters!

[GASPS]

[WOOOSH]

[THUD]

[RUMBLE]

Aaand Atlantis is sinking.

Further.

Hey, you didn't activate the
City Sinker did you?

Because you know we're in
Atlantis right?

Already under water...?

This thing is heavier than it
looks!

Brain grab on to uncle Gadget,
QUICK!

Uncle, remember your weight
training?

Go Go Gadget Super Strength.

Whaaaa!

Ahhh!

Umm... that worked out well.

Congratulations, Gadget.

It looks like no one
got the City Sinker.

Chief! You need some sun
protection.

You're going to get a burn.

Go Go Gadget Umbrella.

[POOF!]

[SIGHS]

Change of plans Talon. I'm
scrapping Clawtonia.

Why make a city when you can
have an entire country.

We need to get to work on
Clawafornia!.....

Talon? TALON!!!

Okay, all I'm hearing is
mumble mumble something Talon.

I'll talk to you when I get
back to the lair.

Shouldn't be long.

[SCREAMS!]

You are getting sleepy.

So, I was thinking.

Maybe today we start my evil
vehicle of destruction

driving lessons?

WHAT?

I'm not letting you near ANY
of my vehicles

Come on! I'm not that bad a
driver!

[CREEEAAK]

[THUD]

[SCREAM]

[BOOM!]

[SCREEECH]

Okay, so I am that bad.

But maybe that's why I need
more lessons!!

I'm ignoring you.

Sleepy. You are getting
sleepy.

I see you've been shopping at

"Dumb-hypno-stuff.com?"

Silence! Watch the coin,
MADcat.

Sleepy, you are getting sleepy.

C'mon MADcat, get into it.

Sleepy, you are getting sleepy.

Sleepy, I am getting sleepy.

ENOUGH! YOU WILL NOT MOCK ME.

I will not mock you.

No?

Well, if you're really
hypnotized,

you won't mind snacking on

a delicious hair ball would you?

[HACK-SPLAT]

Wait. Stop. Even I'm
not THAT evil.

It works!

Now all I have to do is turn
the Statue of Liberty

into a hypnotizing robot and
I'll control all of Manhattan!

Wake up!

You must steal the
world's largest coin!

Ewwwww!
Why am I holding this?!!

GET ME THAT COIN!

Ugh...

[SNICKERS]

[SPLAT!]

Penny, numismatics - the art
of coin collecting -

has been a love of mine since
I was your age.

So, here is a little gift to
start you off!

Coin collecting.

...Thanks?

Your first coin collector's
belt.

I've filled some of the
pockets with coins

from my own collection.

Including a rare Hog's Head
Penny.

Penny. Like my name. Gee,
thanks.


Huh?

Chief Quimby!

Gadget. I have a
mission for you.

The Giganto! That's the
world's largest coin!

The holy grail of
coin collecting.

CHIEF:
Intel indicates that MAD

will try to steal
the Giganto coin.

Your mission is to keep it
safe at all costs.

This message will
self-destruct.

We're on it, Chief.

[PANICKING]

[GROANS]

With my keen eye, we'll locate
the Giganto.

You never know where it might
be hidden...

in the world's largest purse,
maybe?

Brain, I'm gonna check out the
modern art exhibit.

You keep an eye on Uncle Gadget.

I'll call if I spot anything.

[ZZZZAP!]

Aha!

Hm.

[SNIFFS] Hm...
I smell Hair Gel...

Talon!

Huh? Aren't you supposed
to be in the other wing

with the rest of the coins?

Penny.

Aren't burglars supposed to be
sneaky?

I smelled your hair gel
halfway across the museum.

You like it? It's Hot Breeze.

It is kinda fresh... Oh!

I hate when you do that.

I got this.

You guys get the coin,

I'll see you at the rendezvous
point.

Rendezvous - to meet at an
agreed time and place?

It's French!

Just get the coin and meet me
at the giant statue.

Giant statue? What?!

[WOHHMMMM...]

[SNICKERS]

[SMACK!]

[SMACK!]

[SMACK!]

Brilliant!

[FIGHTING GRUNTS]

Give it up. You're cornered.

[TING!]

[WHOA!]

Gotta roll.

[SCREAMS]

Genius!

[LAUGHING]

Urgh! How does he always
manage to escape?!!

Phase one, accomplished.

Wowzers!
Even for a giant coin,

the Giganto is one
gigantic coin!

That statue looks
vaguely familiar.

Don't move!

That statue is a MAD agent.

You two move the coin to a
safe location.

I'll have a closer look at
this so-called 'statue'.

[SNICKERS]

Remarkable.

But I have something that will
cr*ck even the hardest agent.

Go Go Gadget Truth Extractor.

Now to watch for any atypical
statuary movement...

[SNIFFLE]

[SNIFFLE]

[SNEEZE!]

Ah hah! Stop that MAD agent!

These pants are a little tight.

Unfortunately, I lost
the MAD agent.

But, kudos to you two, let's
get the coin to safety.

Boss says,
"Look for a giant statue."

Excellent. You drive, I'll be
our eye in the sky...

Go Go Gadget Copter!

Woah!

[SNICKER]

[THWAP / GROWL]

[STOMPING]

[SCREAMS]

Once The Giganto coin is
attached to the chain,

Lady Liberty will hypnotize
the entire city!

...Manhattan will
tremble in fear.

New Yorkers will look at my
work and despair!

So maybe I could take the ol'
giant girl for a spin.

Just run us over to the city?

You will stop badgering me!
I COMMAND IT!...

[CLANG!]

Hey, you wanna learn to drive
that thing!

[BRAIN WHIMPERS]

[GROWLS]

Wowzers, there's
the giant statue.

Lady Liberty.

I'll get us there in a jiffy.

Go Go Gadget Jet Pack.

[THEY SCREAM]

[CRASH! CLATTER!]

[ARF?]

Finally, they've arrived.

Aha. That MAD agent Statue is up
to no good.

He won't get away from
Inspector Gadget.

Go Go Gadget Copter.

Whoa!

[THOOMP!]

They would've been here sooner,

but Penny always inter...

Silence!

The only "coin" that should
concern you is the Giganto!

Cool... so...

About my evil vehicle of
destruction driving lesson...

You know what?!
You want a joystick?

Here's a joystick...

It controls the left arm.

What the...

If you can master the left arm,

perhaps in a few weeks....

A few weeks!

You don't want it? Fine.
Give it back to me.

No no! I'll take it!
I'll take it!

[GRUNT]

New York.
You will soon be MAD!

[GRUMBLING]
I'm yelling angry things!

Lucky day!
I just found a Penny.

[SNICKERS]

[GASP]

My, it certainly is dark.

I've spotted Uncle Gadget.

I'll help him. You find the
control room.

Go Go Gadget Flashlight.

[SCREAMING]

[SCREECH!]

[SCREAM!]

[CLANG!]

Wowsers!

Ahhhh!

Whaaaa-ahahhh!

Now I have you!
Go Go Gadget Restraints!

Wowsers!

[ZZZAP!]

Oof!

You're under arrest in the
name of HQ...

Huh?

You didn't happen to see

a statue run through
here, did you?

Pardon me, where are my manners?

You must be new here! Go Go
Gadget Welcome Basket!

Good day, it's nice to meet you.

[OVER LOUDSPEAKER]
Welcome to New York!


Good day, it's nice to meet
you. Welcome to New York!

Good day, it's nice to meet
you. Welcome to New York!

[THUD]

[GRUNT]

Penny! Hi. Meet my new friend.

Uncle Gadget, look outside!

The statue is stomping all
over the city!

Now, if I adjust this a little,

we'll see the Empire State
Building.

A little further. I know it's
here somewhere.

If I could only...

Ahh!

They don't make them like they
used to.

[CLANG] Huh?

[BRAIN WHIMPERS]

The mini controller should fit!

We just need something metal
to make the connection.

The Hog's Head Penny!

Don't worry, Penny.

I won't let you lose the crown
jewel of your new collection.

Go Go Gadget Coin Grabber.

Woah-ahhh!

[CLINK!]

Yes, aha!

Good day, it's nice to meet you.

Welcome to New York!

Good work, Gadget!

The robot has been stopped

and crime throughout the city
has been reduced by %.


Reports are coming
in from all over


that New Yorkers have suddenly
become very friendly.


So overall, maybe not the most
successful mission.

But no reason I shouldn't keep
doing

my evil vehicle of destruction
driving lessons...

Good day, it's nice to meet
you. Welcome to New York!

Hmm...

Good day, it's nice to meet
you. Welcome to New York!

[Hmm...]

[CHUCKLES]

You will teach Talon to evil
drive!

And raise his allowance.

And also now you hate cats.

I will teach Talon to drive
and raise his allowance

and also, I hate cats.

[Reow? Grrr...]
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