02x10 - GOAT of the Month

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Gabby finds herself babysitting extraterrestrial children who are hiding out on Earth and vows to protect their secret.
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02x10 - GOAT of the Month

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G.O.A.T. THIS MONTH

G.O.A.T this month?

I like a good magazine.

"Every month, we
G.O.A.T secret committee,

will choose one student
super crazy

and nicknamed them
Best of All Time This Month."

G.O.A.T. this month
is Chaz for being

the first guy in our class
that grows a mustache."

The Best of All Time
This month,

it's a title destined for us.

There's no way we can't win this!

SIX MONTHS LATER

This is ridiculous.

Not many children in our school
crazier than us, Wes!

This is not fair!

Trevor got G.O.A.T
last month because of the crab road.

TREVOR FOR CRAB ROAD
WHERE HE WAS GOING

Crab road, honey!

You can stop now,
Trevor! You've won!

We have to do something, Wes.

Something big.

-Wes!
-Susie!

-Gabby!
-Susie!

I'm holding a fundraiser
open microphone fund

for service projects
My Noble Society.

"Open Mic for a Broken Bike?"

You can sing, dance,
wear a t-shirt. Up to you. Who knows?

Maybe the guy from the G.O.A.T. committee
will be present

because you look
really care about that.

You think what I...

You know that, Wes!

♪ Oh yeah

♪ I'm normal like
fish riding a bicycle

♪ Blend
♪ Like summer and ice

♪ Don't fight it
♪ Be unique

♪ I skated off the line
♪ While trying to survive

♪ Not surprising

♪ It was a failure
♪ It's okay

♪ I'm the only one

♪ The only one

♪ So every time
♪ I feel there is a way

♪ I don't understand humanity

♪ Then how about

♪ I did my thing
♪ I did my thing

♪ -You did your thing
♪ -You do your thing

♪ When we don't mingle

♪ We stand out in the crowd
♪ We shout out loud

♪ -I do my thing
♪ -I do my thing

♪ -I'm the only one
♪ -I'm the only one

♪ -Don't try to blend in
♪ -Don't try to blend in

♪ I did my thing

Once we destroy
That open microphone

with a great duet,
but redemption,

everyone will eventually
see how great we are,

and it will explode!

G.O.A.T. instant.

What are you doing?

My body is my instrument,
Gabby.

I have to warm it up.
I suggest you do too.

I've chosen
perfect song.

Side By Side by Parker Brothers.

All about friendship
and perfect range

for two good voices.

Okay. Let's do it.

♪ Chester fussy chewing
♪ A slice of cheese

♪ Chester fussy chewing
♪ A slice of cheese

What mouth sound
what just happened?

What do you mean?

You said you had a good voice.

Yes.

I understand.
It's because I'm tone deaf, right?

Let me ask this.
What makes

a great singer?

Tone or passion
Perfect?

Why don't we start?

First.

I need some water
to lubricate old pipes.

-May I?
-I actually...

I won't drink it now.

♪ When life is so hard

♪ Then you need a friend

Jeremy, we need to talk
about you throwing a tantrum.

I do not understand what you mean.

You have been k*lled!

Why our internet
very bad? G...

Back to the bread!

That's just today!

Honestly, it's inappropriate.
You're the future leader of the planet!

You can't rage
every where.

You have to calm down.
Dignified. Like me.

What do you mean?

You are not calm
or dignified.

I am.

But we're not talking about me.
We're talking about you.

It's obvious you have to study
center yourself. So, from now on,

you will spend
one hour every morning

listen to voice recording
soothing

which I found on the internet.

I'm calm!

I'm a tree!
My mind is like a cloud!

I don't want to do it.

Sorry, but you have to do it.

Says who?

I said.

You can be angry
and rage,

or you can be like me.
Mr. Cool.

-That's the nickname given to me.
-You gave it that nickname yourself.

Really? Right.

Anyway, you should calm down
like me, Mr. Cool.

This is a disaster!
Wes's voice is so bad!

We're being teased on stage
and humiliated in front of everyone!

By the way, I'm Gabby,
your new babysitter.

I am Astra,
the baby you are raising.

Gabby, if I may think so.
Why don't you just get out of this show?

Saturn Stone.

Because Wes was so excited,

And I don't want to break my heart
delicate child.

Then it seems your destiny
already determined.

Jupiter gases.

What are you mixing in there?

The potion that solves
my problem and help me

be G.O.A.T next month?

Seriously, do you have it?

Then a number of marshmallows mini.

This is my night milk.
It helps me sleep.

But I can turn you into
G.O.A.T if that's what you want.

I have a potion
for all.

You have something that can make
Wes became a better singer?

I just wish her voice was like mine.

To make this potion,
I need a sample of your friend's DNA.

Is the flush enough?
There are many.

Not only can it
but it's already made.

G.O.A.T. This month, here I come.

Night milk?

Sure, why not?

This is to give
my best friend alien potion

to change his bad voice
be melodious.

Tonight's milk is delicious.
How long does it take to...

-Targolia throat spray?
-Yes.

My alien client gave it.

It is said to be supposed to relax the vocal cords.

You know what people say,
relaxing sound is melodic sound.

They did say that.

Although, I must admit,

my vocal cords are a bit loose
lately.

Just wear it.

Okay.

It really relaxes his vocal cords.

I already feel like
better singer.

You want?

Not!

It's just for you.

Come on, Gabby.

You know what people say,
relaxing sound is melodic sound.

They did say that.

Why not?

can never be too
lots of good stuff, right?

See you at practice!

Long work, but worth it.

I understand why humans like
make a small boat for mice.

Principal,
I need you!

-Yes, Jeremy? What is it?
-Hey, man!

Glor-Bron!

What is he doing here?

Jer-bear said
you want to apologize

for all your mistakes to me
in the past.

So, I boarded the spaceship
first and here I am!

I? Apologize to you?

You take
my drinking stick and...

I mean, it doesn't matter.

My sworn enemy is in my asylum house

doesn't make me mad at all.

I'm very relaxed now.

I'll make you rage.

Will never.

Hey, is that a small boat?

No do not.

Let me...
No.

Gosh.

My homemade mouse boat made
carefully.

Fine, that's my fault.
Honestly, Swift.

If you don't want it to be destroyed,

you shouldn't
make it that small.

So...

You want to apologize to me?

Gabby, I saw the biggest leaf
on the way here!

Good story, guys, but let's practice.
I want to hear you sing!

As if it was the first time.

Okay.

One two three.

♪ -When life is so hard
♪ -When life is so hard

Wait. Sing again.

♪ When life is so hard

Now you sing.

♪ When life is so hard

-You have my singing voice!
-You have my singing voice!

I apologize.

Good. It's over,
So, I guess you'll go.

Are you kidding?

Now that you're making up,

you have to play all night
and get to know each other better.

That's not necessary.

Of course necessary!

Like who people
which I hated all my life.

I want to peel off the layers.
We will be friends!

Isn't that great, Headmaster?
Glor-Bron will stay.

You will become friends.

Great soup key
is to eat it as slowly as possible.

It's like music to my ears.

Can you excuse me for a moment?

You're right, Glor-Bron.

You can climb me
like a tree. Excuse me for a moment.

What is the function of this one?

What is the function of this one?

What is the function of this one?

What is the function of this one?

boo!

Yes, I understand!

-My nose is the button!
-Yes!

Back soon!

What's the matter, Principal...

Jeremy.

It's not what it looks like.
I...

I... All right.

I got caught.
This is my Stepping Room.

What?

My Stepping Room!

Where I quench my anger,
so that I don't always have a tantrum.

I know you're not Mr. Cool!

Se

whether or not i have decency

to vent
my anger personally


instead of throwing a tantrum in front of everyone,
like an uncivilized barbarian!

Glor-Bron!

We can explain.

No need to explain, my friend.
I know what happened.

You two have a problem
serious tantrum.

Long ago, your old friend,
Glorby, too.

But I can handle my tantrum,
and with my help,

you can too.

No, thank you.
We're okay.

Maybe I'm not clear.

I will not go
until I heal you.

Boom!

♪ Aaaa

♪ Aaaa

As you can see,
we exchange singing voices.

As I explained to
Wes is on his way here,

it means that the potion you made

to help relax
our vocal cords don't work.

Gabby, your words are distorted
far from the truth.

Let me guide them back.

No, thank you.

The real Gabby
asking is a potion

to give you
singing voice as good as her.

Because of that,
the potion gives you Gabby's voice.

Because of everything
in a balanced universe,

it gave Gabby
your voice instead.

Why did you do that, Gabby?

What's the reason everyone
do something?

Gabby did this because of her
think your voice is so bad

that would embarrass him
in front of everyone.

You're really not helping.

I can't believe you did
very extreme thing behind me!

Are you so embarrassed because of me?

Not you!
Your bad singing voice!

Wait, that's wrong.

I just wanna be G.O.A.T.

You know what, Gabby?
You can be a G.O.A.T. alone.

I stopped.

Wow, wait!

♪ You are not worthy

♪ Share my enthusiasm

His voice.

It is beautiful.

Thank you

I feel bad
had hurt Wes.

We all have a journey
each.

Your trip by chance
make your friend feel

like worthless Snarax.
But that's your journey.

I just want my trip
to champion G.O.A.T.

Gabby, why are you so
want G.O.A.T?

Who knows. Like,
I have a great job,

and i do cool things
babysitting aliens,

but no one knows about it.

I guess once in a while
it would be nice to be acknowledged.

If it's sacrificing
your relationship with Wesley?

Is it worth it?

You are right.

I have to fix this. Wait.

You don't want potions
to get your voice back?

Not yet. Something must
do it first.

Good grief! My parents
will k*ll me!

But that's our journey.

So I tell you,
there is freedom in the ring.

Thank you, Howard,
for that slam-dunk poetry performance.

Which, somehow,
considered talent.

Open Microphone for Broken Bike
will take a five minute break,

We'll be right back.

You going up there tonight?

I thought so, but it was just a dream.

Naive dreams about dreamers
golden voiced naive.

Good.

Hey, Everyone.

I should be here with my friend,
Wes, tonight.

So, I want to dedicate
this song is for him

as an apology.

Wes, you're the best friend
I've ever had

And there's nothing about you
that could embarrass me.

♪ When life is so hard

♪ And you need a friend

-Sounds really bad.
♪ -And someone right beside you

♪ Someone who carries you home

♪ -Someone to carry you home
-He's dying out there, for me.

I have to do something.

♪ You and I, from the start

♪ Nothing can
♪ Separating us here

Angels sing for us tonight.

♪ Because I have you
♪ And you have me

♪ We are side by side

♪ You can always be relied on

♪ You can always save me

♪ You are the one I love

♪ Always

♪ You are my life partner

♪ I can always count on you

♪ -By my side
♪ -By my side

♪ Right by my side

♪ Right by my side

♪ -By my side
♪ -By my side

♪ -By my side
♪ -By my side

Here we are, friends.

After full hour
emotional hard work,

ten sessions of eye gaze meditation
consecutive,

and one cheerful song and dance
displayed by myself.

♪ Goodbye anger

♪ You are no longer welcome here

We're done.

How do you feel?

I feel so healed!

I've been forced open!

Opened

force and reunite!

My smart guidance
saved two more souls.

I am a gift.

Goodbye, my friends!
Stay strong. Keep evolving.

I don't believe in creatures
most annoying in this galaxy

proved to have an impact on us.

Wait.

The rag helps us?

It pissed me off!

Me too, Jeremy!
Think I'm very angry!

Sorry I acted
without your knowledge.

I'm so mad about G.O.A.T. this,

I forgot a very important thing,
our friendship.

Thank you

Honestly, using your vocal cords
to sing is pretty cool.

I feel like flying, Gabby.

You do, my friend.
You are so.

Do you know?

After experiencing it myself,
your voice actually sounds...

Bad?

-Yes. I can't say.
-Yes.

One thing is for sure.
I've forgotten about G.O.A.T. this.

Both of us.

Come on!

Howard for his slam dunk poetry?

Thank you, my inspiration.
We deserve this.

Gabby Duran Episode
and the next Unsittables.

It's Sky and I's birthday.

I have to break up with you.
Well, goodbye!

Who are they?

Latin people's club.

Where is a girl
can register?

What is your favorite food?

Peanut butter and jelly arepas
is the hallmark of Gabby D.

You're so white.

You believe that?

It means I'm not enough
Latin to be there.

Beautiful.
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