04x06 - Under the MADnight Sun - Skyrates Off the Starboard Bow!

[bunniefuu]

[wails]

♪ Inspector Gadget ♪

♪ Inspector Gadget ♪

♪ Inspector Gadget ♪

♪ Inspector Gadget ♪

♪ Go, go, Gadget, go ♪

♪ Go, go, Gadget, go ♪

♪ Go, go, Gadget, go ♪

♪ Go, go, get 'em, Gadget ♪

♪ Inspector Gadget ♪

♪ Inspector Gadget ♪

♪ Go, go, Gadget, go ♪

♪ Go, go, get 'em, Gadget ♪

♪ Inspector Gadget ♪

[Dr. Claw] It's mine! All mine!

Soon the world will bow before me,

as phase one of Claw's Cave
Condo Kingdominium begins!

[laughs]

I'm so... [stammers] what's the word?

Underwhelmed. Good luck finding people
who'll wanna live in your hole.

They won't have a choice
once I force them into my hole.

I mean, force them
into Claw's Cave Condo Kingdominium.

With magstienium!

Magstienium better be
the best real estate agent on Earth.

Magstienium's the most
magnetic element on Earth.

- It's made from my personality?
- No, you fool!

- [glass shatters]
- Magstienium's an ore!

There's a huge deposit of it in the Yukon,
and once I get my claw on it...

You won't be able to get it off?

'Cause of, like,
how metal and magnets work?

No! Well, yes, but stop interrupting!

I'll use the ore
to power my Magnetic Field Magnetizer

and use that to tear
the Earth's magnetic field away.

The sun's rays will scorch the planet.

Everyone will flee underground to survive,

where they'll have no choice
but to obey my rule.

You don't expect me to rough it
so you can play with magnets, do you?

MADcat!

[snarls]

[sighs] Fine.

I'll rough it. [scoffs]

I'll rough it Talon style. [laughs]

- [MADcat snarls]
- [Talon screams]

[Talon] Don't rough up the hair!

Check this biodiversity.

Nine varieties of pinecones?

Incredible!

Now, Penny. On this camping trip,
we're getting back to nature.

No technology allowed.

Uh, no tech, no biggie.
I can totally handle

having nothing to read, research,
watch or calculate for a weekend.

[chuckles] Ain't no thang.

Getting back to nature
means not using things like

go, go, Gadget, fire starter technology.

[yelps]

- [yelps]
- [Inspector Gadget] See?

Brain got a campfire going
just by using his angry gaze.

Isn't nature amazing?

Something's there. Maybe a bear!

I'll scan.

Oh. Right.

Don't worry, Penny.
I happen to be a bear expert.

The trick is to not play dead.

Go, go, Gadget, "prove to a bear
you're alive" dancing shoes.

[groans, sighs]

Wowzers, Chief! You've gone feral!

Yes, and I certainly fear
all the implications of MAD's latest plan.

MAD plans to disrupt
the Earth's electromagnetic field

using a Magnetic Field Magnetizer
powered by magstienium.

If they succeed,
we'll have no shield from the solar winds

and the world will be charred
like a burnt marshmallow!

Your mission: stop MAD
from mining magstienium.

This message will self-destruct.

How are we supposed to stop MAD out here?

We need to G-Portal back to HQ
and tech up, ASAP!

No can do, Penny.

The G-Portal is technology,
which, while camping,

we cannot use to get more technology.

We'll just have to rely
on our natural senses:

touch, hearing, smell, fashion, business,
sixth, common, and maybe even sight.

Now, let's make like nature
and get wild on MAD.

[b*mb ticks]

[groans]

You know, roughing it ain't so bad.

Some people get back to nature,
[chuckles] I kick back to it.

[sighs]

If I had my Codex, I could pick up
subaudible vibrations to pinpoint MAD,

but my ears can only hear stuff.

Ow!

[whirring in distance]

[gasps]

[Penny] Electricity? TV?

Air-con? Wi-Fi?

Now that's camping.

And that's the Magnetic Field Magnetizer.

[Dr. Claw] Talon!

How much of my precious magstienium
have you unearthed?

[stammers] I'm still setting up camp?
[chuckles]

It's super rough out here.

If you don't get mining,
I'll give you a new definition of rough.

[imitates static]
Sorry, you're cutting out. Bye!

[sighs]

I'm gonna get you... TV?

No, Penny, you have to stop Talon.

- [cats purring on TV]
- [gasps]

[meowing]

Right after Uptown Tabby.

- [phone rings]
- [gasps]

Sorry, Brain. Nature calls.

- [beeps]
- Hello?

- [groans]
- This is he.

Why, yes!

[Inspector Gadget]
I would be interested in hearing more!

- [wolf howls]
- [gasps]

- [growls]
- [squeals]

[shrieks]

Sorry, Brain must have seen his shadow,

and that means
six more weeks of self-righteousness.

Go, go, Gadget, pompous pooch finder.

Whoa!

[thuds]

- [growls]
- Wowzers, Brain!

- You've really gotten back to nature.
- [snarls]

Maybe a little too back to nature.

I think someone's going to need
to be housebroken again.

And it's not the Chief.

Sit, Brain!

- Sit!
- [growls]

Not bad, Brain.

Go, go, Gadget, dog treats.

[thuds]

Those treats did the trick,
but you still have a lot to relearn.

[yelps]

[wolf howls]

[squeals, grunts]

[growl]

[whimpers, gasps]

[snarling, growling]

[festive music plays]

- [cat meows]
- [Brain gasps]

[growl]

[yelps]

[festive music plays]

[growls]

- [chicken clucks]
- [growls]

[festive music plays]

[imitating Dr. Claw]
Go to the mine, Talon.

Push the mine cart, Talon.
Mine the mine, Talon.

[normal voice] It's all mine, mine, mine,
and never yours, yours, yours.

What I wouldn't do
for a flashlight right now.

That barely counts as technolo... Whoa!

- [Penny grunts]
- Ha! Eating dirt already, Pen?

We haven't even started fighting!

- [magstienium vibrates]
- What?

- [clangs]
- Hey! Give it!

At least something's
attracted to you, Talon.

- [Talon grunts]
- [gasps]

You were saying?

Oh, right.

Lucky for me,
the gum g*n is pure carbon fiber

and doesn't have the attractive qualities
of those rocks, or my face and hair.

[groans]
Wait till I attract my boot to your butt!

Relax, Pen. Unwind a little. [chuckles]

That's what getting back
to nature's all about, right?

OK, Brain.
Let's start with petting etiquette,

or "pettiquette," as I like to call it.

I pet. You be cute.
Now, let's give it a try.

- No jumping on people.
- [growls]

Go, go, Gadget, dog petter.

Sad puppy-dog eyes?

- You've almost got your cute back.
- [whines]

Next up: housebreaking.

[whimpers]

[Talon] Comfy, Pen?

I'll be a lot comfier when I'm enjoying
all the amenities of your campsite,

and you're enjoying
all the amenities of jail. [screams]

Ow!

You know, I envy you, Penny.

I've got bronze skin,

but once I'm done
with these glorified fridge magnets,

you're gonna have the best tan ever.

[clangs]

- [beeps]
- [buzzing]

[clattering]

- [whirring]
- [clinking]

- [thumps]
- Ow!

- [thuds]
- [clangs]

[Talon laughs]

- Roll over, Brain.
- [whimpers]

Good job. Paw.

[whirrs]

Don't be shy, Brain, you can do it.
Shake a paw.

Wowzers!

[festive music plays]

[thuds]

Hmm, trim fur, soft teeth,
uppity personality,

you're domesticated again, Brain!

Great job, me!

[clattering]

Well, Pen, you've admired
my camp long enough.

It's all yours...

for the seconds you've got
before you're burnt to a crisp. Ha!

- Enjoy the sweet tech!
- [groans]

How can I enjoy it when...

Actually, maybe I will enjoy
some of this sweet tech.

You can keep the girl from technology...

[thuds]

...but you can't keep technology
from the girl. Look out, Talon.

You're the one about to get b*rned.

[grunts, skids]

I'm too handsome and refined for this.

[both grunt]

[grunts]

- [Penny grunts]
- Ha! Got any last words, Pen?

[Inspector Gadget] Coming through!

- [Penny shrieks]
- [Talon grunts]

[beeping]

Penny, what did I tell you?
Technology is a no-no on this trip.

Go, go, Gadget, unplugged.

[clanging]

- [shatters]
- [clanging]

[beeping]

- [expl*si*n]
- [Gadget] Oh!

[grunts]

[groans] You may have busted my machine,
but you'll never bust me!

See ya!

- [growling]
- [chuckling] Nice doggies?

- [growling]
- [screams] Not the hair!

Well, you've gotta give it to Talon.

The boy can run.

And he knows how to camp in style.

[meowing]

Congratulations, Gadget.

You've saved the world, yet again.

If by "saving the world"
you mean "housebreak Brain,"

then yes, I saved the world
from embarrassing stains on the carpet.

Isn't that right, Brain?

- [growls]
- [gasps]

Wanna show off your paw trick, boy?

- Good dog!
- [screams]

Now, go play fetch with the Chief.
Go on now.

[Chief Quimby screams]

[Dr. Claw groans] Talon failed again.

Now what will we do with all these caves?

I guess I can bury Talon
in one of them. [laughs]

- Next time, Gadget. Next time!
- [barking]

[man] Welcome
to the Ultrablimp, Mark Two.

Now with percent more ultra,

percent more mega,
and ten percent less nothing.

Because everything here
is ten percent more something.

- [coins clink]
- Wowzers!

Look at all this luxury.
It even comes with extra sky.

Huh?

Scenic views, lavish rooms,
top-notch entertainment,

- and the faucets run with gold.
- [coins clink]

Yeesh, what does it take
to keep something this gaudy in the air?

Glad you asked, Penny.

A blimp this impossibly amazing
could only be powered

by an impossible energy source.

So I invented cold fusion.

You cracked cold fusion?
But that could end global warming,

lift millions out of poverty,
and power the whole world...

for free!

- Oh, it totally could.
- [grunts]

- An airship? What will they think of next?
- [whirring]

They've even got air people up here.

[sighs] It's just me, Gadget.

Welcome aboard, Chief.
The skies just got that much friendlier.

And they'll be that much nastier
if MAD gets their way.

HQ believes MAD will attempt
to hijack the Ultrablimp,

and use its reactor
to power a super-w*apon.

Your mission: ensure the blimp's
maiden voyage is "fly". [chuckles]

Did I say that right?
This message will self-destruct.

I'm on the case, and on the blimp.

In fact, it's time to make
this maiden voyage official, Chief.

- [b*mb ticks]
- [gasps, sighs]

Go, go, Gadget, ship dedicator.

- [air horn honks]
- [Chief Quimby screams]

[helicopter whirring]

[chuckling] I've got them in my sights.

Good. Fly while you can, Ultrablimp.

Soon, your reactor core
will power my ultra-laser.

I'll bring the world to its knees.

But, after I carve MADcat's face
into the moon.

- [Dr. Claw laughs evilly]
- [sniggers]

Sounds great, Uncle Claw.

Almost as great as my disguise
for this mish.

Who authorized you
to wear something so ridiculous?

Ridiculous? This is super swag

and way better than the disguises
you usually make me wear.

[groaning]

I have no idea what you're talking about.

Now stop playing dress-up
and steal me that blimp's reactor.

Yar, 'twill be done in two shakes
of a bilge rat's tail, yar. [chuckles]

Hoist the mizzen
and weigh anchor, sky-rates!

We'll send the scallywags
to Davy Jones' locker.

[chuckles]

[crickets chirping]

Just get us over there.

Penny, have you seen
the D Food Replicator Sir Owen invented?

It's so much better
than the old D Food Replicator.

That third D must stand for delicious!

[squeals]

[Brain pants]

[chomps, gulps]

[burps]

Isn't all that a bit wasteful?

What about giving
the extra food to the needy?

Great idea.

Don't thank me, the needy.

- [Inspector Gadget] Thank Penny.
- [whimpers]

[groans] Is there anything on this blimp
that isn't being wasted?

Our time.

Because here comes the entertainment
Sir Owen promised.

[Penny] Pirates?

Pirates? [gasps]

They're the most exciting
dinner theater money can buy.

[Gadget] Just look at those costumes.

Board and bind 'em, me hearties.

Whoa!

[groans]

[Penny groans]

[shrieks, grunts]

- [whimpers]
- No time to gorge, Brain.

You need to help Uncle Gadget
swash the buckles off these pirates,

while I go find out
what MAD's really up to.

[barks]

- [pirates snarl]
- [gasps]

Stop right there, pirates.

You're not nearly menacing enough.

Don't they teach you anything

at the Acting School
for the Performing Pirate Arts?

I mean, look at this shoddy knot-work.

This man is paying you
good money to be bad,

but not this kind of bad.

Inspector,
why are you helping these brutes?

And using such cheap rope to do it?

They're actors, Sir Owen.
They need all the help they can get.

- [groans]
- Now then, shall we sing a song?

Go, go, Gadget, sea shanty.

[whimpers, yelps]

Yar! I claim this cold fusion reactor
as me booty.

Really? 'Cause your booty's about
to get booted right off this ship.

Shiver me timbers! Ha!

I said it like that
'cause I'm so not scared.

Har! But ye should be. [laughs]

[Penny grunts]

[clinks]

Wow, Sir Owen really
didn't spare any expense.

[both grunt]

[clinking]

- [groans]
- [laughs]

Huh? [Talon shrieks]

Way to put the "eye" in pirate.

Get it? Eye?

[snarls]

But at least I can still use
me hands! Ha-har!

[grunts]

[Talon laughs]

Now, let me crew show ye
what makes pirates so dangerous.

♪ For I am a Pirate King ♪

♪ You are, hurrah, for our Pirate King ♪

♪ And it is, it is a glorious thing ♪

♪ To be a Pirate King ♪

Yep. Super dangerous.

[groans] Break it up, ya peg legs.

We came here to pillage, not perform.

Get the plank before I make you
walk it yourselves! Yar!

[sad music plays]

Now, which of ye biscuit eaters
will be first to take the plunge?

Oh! Me!

Anything to add even more drama
to this wonderful show.

Uncle Gadget, no!

That's it Penny, really get into it,
like I'm walking to my doom.

[groans] Just walk the plankity plank!

That's my cue!

- No.
- [snarls]

Now it be yer turn, girlie. Walk!

- [Talon grunts]
- [Penny] Whoa!

[gasps, screams]

Yes! I did it! I finally did it!

- [beep]
- [Dr. Claw] Did what?

Succeed? Then where's my reactor?

Chill, you'll have it ahead of schedule.

[chuckles] I allocated a lot more time
to fight Penny.

That shows surprisingly
good time management skills for a pirate.

- [groans] Gotta go, pirate stuff!
- [beep]

Who was supposed to be guarding our ship?

- [crickets chirping]
- Barry! Seriously?

They didn't need a second baritone.

Captain Talon, prepare to be boarded.

Congratulations on finally giving in
to the magic of theater, Penny!

Woo-hoo!

Yar! 'Tis time for us to finish this,
once and for...

Psych!

[groans]

♪ For I am a pirate king ♪ [gasps]

A mutineer? Go, go, Gadget, play swords.

En garde!

- [Brain squeals]
- [swords clink]

- [Talon grunts]
- [Penny grunts]

Time's up, Talon.

I'll get you, by hook or by crook!

But mostly by hook!

[clinks]

You'll have to do better than... [grunts]

Hey!

[laughs]

There she glows.

Yar!

Talon.

Come to watch me victory, Pen? Ha!

Yar, I didn't know ye cared.

I do care about the things
that reactor could power.

Schools, hospitals, cities...

Blah, blah, blah. It all sounds
very boring, Pen, but I got stuff to do.

That reactor also powers this blimp.

You know, the one with us on it.

Um, the captain always
goes down with the ship?

[chuckles] Yar!

Glad this isn't me ship!

- [alarm blares]
- [Talon] Whoa!

Wow!

[grunts] Whoa!

[alarm continues blaring]

Whoa!

Whoa!

Wowzers, this theater troupe's
commitment to realism is amazing.

I can almost feel the stormy sea.

And real booty to boot?
Is there no end to Sir Owen's riches?

- Time to keel-haul butt!
- [Penny] Not if I deck you first!

[both grunt]

Brain, that clumsy actor
has dropped his prop.

Go, go, Gadget, treasure trapper.

Great catch, me. Now to bury the treasure.

Wowzers!

[thunder crackles]

- [lightning hits]
- [screams]

Abandon ship!

Bad guys and pirates first.

[grunting] Whoa, whoa, whoa!

[buzzes, whirrs]

The reactor's super-powering
Uncle Gadget's gadgets.

[crackling]

I mean, we're still gonna crash,
but at least it'll be a controlled crash.

[Penny screams]

[expl*si*n]

[all sigh]

Congratulations, Gadget.
You kept the blimp out of MAD's hands.

I'm just glad
I could make the maiden voyage a success,

especially the entertainment part.

- What a waste.
- I couldn't agree more, Penny.

From this day forward,
I'm going to work tirelessly

to build an ultra Ultrablimp,
twice as big with four-times the excess!

Now, if I could just
get that reactor back.

Not a problem, Sir Owen.
Go, go, Gadget, giver backer.

- [Talon] I hate this!
- [crashes]

[Gadget] Wowzers. Those actors sure know
how to end a show with a bang.

Once again, you failed me, Talon.

As for your rescue,
I'm sure a ship will pick you up...

someday.

[Dr. Claw] Next time, Gadget.
Next time!