06x05 - On a Wish and a Prayer

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Previously on Ninjago...

Previously on Ninjago...

We're friends. But that's all we are.

You want the girl. I can make this happen.

I guess one little wish
wouldn't hurt.

We need to get that map.

- It's on a lantern.
- I got it.

NO! Kai!

Welcome to my humble abode.

Wow.

- Awesome.
- Wow!

Fear isn't a word where I come from.

So how did you
come across this place again?

I saved up. Yeah, that's it.

Uh, I saved up every little bit and now...
Ta-da! Here's my secret hideout.

Of course, it can be our secret hideout.

Fear isn't a word where...

First we lost Wu, then Misako. Now Kai.

I don't know about you,
but I'm starting to see a pattern.

Whenever one of us finds ourselves alone,
we disappear.

Then we better stick together
from here on out.

We need to take a look at that lantern.
Jay, hit the lights.

Lights. Lights.

Where would they be?

Aha! Found them!

Sorry, big house.

No!

Wow. So, this is supposed to point the way
to the only thing that can stop Nadakhan?

Not stop, slow.

Remember, a drop of venom
from a Tiger Widow

can k*ll a normal person,

but slow a Djinn down
before he can disappear on us.

If we need to trap him,
we'll need this venom.

So let's figure out a plan.

You saved up for this place? Baloney.

Whenever money comes your way
you waste it on junk food and video games.

What's really up?

And don't think you can lie to me.
I know you too well.

Fine. I made a wish with Nadakhan.

You've seen Nadakhan and haven't told us!

Shh! He came when I was alone.

I wished to be rich and impress Nya,

and instead I got a letter telling me
I've inherited my dad's estate.

Only it turns out I'm adopted,
and my birth dad is Cliff Gordon!

- Who?
- The guy who played Fritz Donnegan.

So, the Tiger Widow
is on that island?

An island that doesn't exist
according to my database.

How could you be so stupid to make a wish?

You know everyone else
who has faced him is now gone.

It's 'cause back in the
Spinjitzu Master's Tomb,

when everyone saw their future,
and I told everyone I had an eye patch...

- I remember.
- Well, I saw something else.

I saw the reflection
of me and Nya together.

- What?
- I don't know how,

but in the future
we end up with each other.

Although she's made it painfully clear
I never stand a chance.

So, when Nadakhan found me,
I couldn't resist.

But who am I kidding?
Nothing I do would impress her.

After two wasted wishes, I was barely
able to escape without making my third.

You have to tell them.

I can't. Then Nya will know.

Please, I'm asking you, as my best friend.

- But if anyone else gets hurt--
- Of course.

If I'm lying, may I be struck down
right now by the First Spinjitzu--

Fear isn't a word where I-

Oh. It was just another quake.

Boy, there's been a lot of those lately.

Another piece to the puzzle gone.

Ninjago is stumped yet again
as another chunk goes missing.

This time from none
other than Ninjago City.

Sensei said he was worried
Ninjago would fall apart without him.

We need to get to that island now.

Go, see if you can find out
what Nadakhan is up to.

You have prepared our crew well.

They are much improved.

And look at me, Cap'n.
I'm no longer airsick.

Oops.

Spoke too soon.

I've been biting my tongue, Cap'n.

But when we att*cked the city,
I saw the girl Ninja.

She looked like Delara.

Really? I hadn't noticed.

I'll believe that when I believe
a pirate be born to tell the truth.

You should have told me.

First you don't tell me your plan.
Now you keep this.

We sacrificed a lot to follow you,
but trust is a wind that blows both ways.

Which is why I am showing you this.

Look at that. We got their ship!

That we do, Clancee!
That we do!

I know it doesn't look like much now.

But this place will soon become Djinjago.

With each Ninja my Djinn Blade consumes,

more power I'm beholden
to resurrect my home world.

This is what you sacrificed for.
Not some girl.

For a home.

I cannot do this alone, Flintlocke.
I need you.

I need our crew.

Together, we can make this place ours.

To Nadakhan!

Nadakhan! Nadakhan! Nadakhan!

We have some world building to do,

and I have some Ninja to find.

I still don't understand
why we don't take our dragons.

Judging from the map, we won't have
enough energy to sustain the distance.

We'd like to charter a ship.

One eye may be glass,

but me other eye sees clear as a bell.

A wicked storm's a-brewing
and there ain't no ships to chart.

Oh, you're talking to me.
Well then, let's find another dock.

Hmm. All the others will
be saying the same.

Unless you own one of these beauts,

the only way you're sailing out
is on a wish and a prayer.

A wish and a prayer you say. Hmm.

That wouldn't happen to be
Cliff Gordon's boat, now would it?

Why, yes. Yes, it is.

Why do you ask?

Ready about. Slacken a line!

Now pay it out!

That's well! Belay! Belay!

Full steam ahead!
Let's use the wind while it's at our back.

Ah...

The metal man's bird.

Take it apart until it talks.

Here, you'll need this.

Why do I need a canteen?

There may be no fresh water on the island.

This way, we won't be without.

But I am a Nindroid.
I repeat, why do I need a canteen?

Chapter Two of
Cliff Gordon's Guide to Wooing Women.

"Don't tell them the truth.
Tell them what they want to hear."

Whatcha reading?

Oh! Uh...

This? It's a book about...

Understanding the power
of your feminine side.

It's a real page turner.

Really?

Uh... Yeah, it's fascinating.

It's really given me
a new appreciation for--

Oh, no!

What? Did I say something wrong?

Storm! Off the starboard bow!

That's not just any storm.
That's an electrical storm!

Get ready, Jay, we're gonna need you.

Need me?

This isn't what I had in mind!

You have to act as our lightning rod

or else the storm
will tear our ship apart!

It's 'cause we have a Nindroid aboard!

Zane, you have to go below deck!

Zane's gonna be alone!
We all need to stay together!

Huh?

Your move.

MY move?

Yes. Surprised to see me?

On the contrary.

After analyzing Jay's reluctance
for me to be alone,

the only logical explanation
would be his fear of your arrival,

signaling to me
that you have visited him before.

Since Jay is still here,

it's understandable that he has not yet
completed all of his wishes.

And I sense it is the last wish that
has trapped the others into your sword.

So, you are the smart one.

Then I take it
you do not want to make a wish?

Be careful, Zane. It is foolish
to believe you can outsmart him.

Not now, P.l.X.A.L.!

I do want my three wishes.

But on my third wish, it will not
be I who will disappear, but you.

With Zane gone, the lightning's subsided!

But now there's that!

Well, what are you waiting for?

Make your first wish.

For my first wish,
I wish that you'll not twist my words,

nor find a loophole,

but understand the true intentions
of the words that I speak

and carry out their will
as I've thoroughly instructed.

Very well. I understand you perfectly

and shall take you at your word.

Your second wish?

It is imperative that from here on out,

whatever harm may befall me
will be done unto you ten-fold.

I've not heard that one before. Very good.

Port side!

Now for my third wish.

But for clarification, you said,
whatever harm may befall you.

What do you mean?

What if said harm were done
to, say, someone else?

Now you are twisting my words!

No, I am absolutely certain.
I heard you perfectly.

No harm shall befall you.

I warned you not to do this, Zane.

GASPS}
- You must not make another wish.

By that definition, I could simply delete
bits of information from your hard drive.

P.I.X.A.L. ?

There's no harm in that now, is there?

My third wish. My third wish.

Yes. Your all-important third wish.

Make it count.

But know, no matter what happens to me,

the sweet little voice inside your head
will be all but gone.

Erased.

Checkmate.

I wish...

I wish for it all to go away!

Brace yourself!

Where's Zane?

Maybe he's lost at sea.

Nindroids don't get lost.

It was Nadakhan.

But don't ask me howl know. Ask Jay!

What is he talking about, Jay?

"Chapter Two.
Don't tell them the truth.

“Tell them what they want to hear.“

Look, there's Zane!

What?

- Huh? Where?
- There! There!

The only thing I can see
is your stupid hand, Jay.

No, no, look! He's there!

Enough is enough.
Jay has already been alone with Nadakhan.

The mansion, the boat, he wished for them.

You swore you wouldn't say anything.

The reason he's here and the others aren't
is because Jay never made his third wish.

And if Zane knew that,
maybe he'd still be here.

Why didn't you tell us?

I'm sorry. ljust couldn't.

It's 'cause when he saw his future,
you were with him.

You told me we were never going to happen.

I thought maybe these wishes were the
very thing that would bring us together.

I had to try.

Well, I know who just nominated themselves
to extract the Tiger widow's venom.

In my defense, I did just find out
my parents are not my birth parents!

Nothing? Really?

I see Djinjago is coming together.

We're acquiring so much land,
I wish we had more hands.

I can tell you're getting stronger, Cap'n.

Which one did you take?

The titanium one.

He put up a good fight, for a Ninja.

But we mustn't become complacent.

They are en route to Tiger Widow Island.

Soto must have helped them.

Do you want me to come with you
to stop them?

No, you stay here.

But I may need a lady's touch.

As you wish.

The Tiger widow's den
should be just up ahead.

Watch your step.

You don't have to tell me twice.

Just how am I supposed to extract
this dangerous venom?

Can I ask it nicely?

Well, maybe if Zane hadn't been captured,

we would have a Nindroid
around to tell you.

Ooh. That's a low blow.

I mean, do we know anything
about this Tiger Widow?

Other than it was named
to strike terror in the hearts of men?

Zane told me it's the last of its species.

So it sounds like
you've only got one chance at this.

But I'm sure you'll be just fine--

What are you doing now?

Resting my feet on this hammock.

We've been walking for miles.

If I have to face this thing alone,
I'm gonna need to be well rested.

Jay, I don't think that's a hammock.

Get it off of me! Ah! Get it off of me!
Get it off of me!

We have to keep moving.

Haven't I suffered enough?

No!

There it is. The nest.

Well then, what are you waiting for?

Well, I'm sorry if I'm not
jumping down there right this instant.

Do you see what I'm seeing?

Of course not. 'Cause all I see
is my life flashing before me!

Now are you ready?

Whatever happened to sticking together?

What if Nadakhan persuades me
to say my final wish?

Any number of bad things could
easily happen to me alone down there!

I have no friends.

COLE". Use your canteen
to collect the venom!

Thank you, Mr. Helpful, but I got this.

Here, Tiger Widow.

I've come to ask nicely for your venom.

I like tigers.

Are you a little tiger?
Orjust a big scaredy-cat?

It's so big!

How do I get venom when his fangs
only come out when he tries to bite me?

Then let him bite you!

If I get out of here,
I'm gonna bite you!

- Sky Pirates.
- Take cover!

Finally, we're alone.

Delara was filled with fire, too.

When this is all over, you will be mine.

Not fire, four arms.

Don't ever forget.
I'm a tall glass of water.

Whoa!

Oh! Disgusting! This is not okay!

I see the fangs!

Then hurry up and get the venom!

Oh, sorry for the delay.

I've never had to milk the fangs
of a giant spider before!

You don't like that, do you?

Cute haircut. But you could use a trim!

Why is it some girls never get along?

Can't we break that stereotype?

You freed me?

We fight like girls, not like cheaters.

Let's see what else you've got.

I got him!

I actually landed one on him!

I got it! I actually got it!

Get the venom!

Until next time.

Next time I won't play so nice.

Then it's a playdate.

Uh...

Protect Jay!

That's one big spider.

Hurry!

Run, you guys!

The bridge isn't strong enough.

Hold on!

Gotcha!

Haven't I suffered enough?

- Getting closer.
- Oh, you don't say!

You are certainly in a precious position.

Time is running out,
but you have one wish left.

- You can wish it all--
- Blah, blah, blah.

You think I'm thick enough
to fall for that trick? No way!

I'd rather be eaten by a spider
than listen to your beguiling voice!

Then have it your way.

- No! No!
- Jay!

Now, say goodbye to the only thing
that can stop me.

- No! No, no, no! Oh...
- And say goodbye to your friends!

I'll be back for the rest of you.

And since you can't get off the island,

I'll know exactly where to find you.

Should we fly after him?

No. Save your strength.

But he has Jay, and he just got rid of
the only thing that can stop him.

- No, he didn't.
- Huh?

He emptied the wrong canteen.

- You mean--
- We have the only thing that can stop him.

And better yet,
they don't know we have it.

Jay's suffered enough.
It's time they do the suffering.