02x12 - Promposal Problems

[bunniefuu]

What's up, guys!
Bizaardvark here with our friends,

Dirk, Bernie, and Amelia.

Today we're going to be doing

the "Create a Superhero Challenge."

We each have 30 seconds

to pick whatever we want
from these trunks...

and create our own superhero.

At the end, we'll introduce who we are

and what superpower we have.

Nobody take being handsome.

That's my power.

- Uh...
- Just let him have it.

- You guys ready?
- Yeah, yeah!

Here we go!

- Okay.
- Hey, you took my helmet, man.

- It's mine, now.
- Are these fishing boots?

Time's up.

I am, as it says on my shirt,

DIY Woman,

with the power to create

any piece of clothing,

out of any piece of material
in the entire world.

Very good.

And then this is my cape.

- Wow!
- Can you fly?

No.

Hiya! I'm Sanitary Man.

Scrub, scrub. Clean, clean.

I've been cleaning since I was born.

And remember kids, if it's not sanitary,

it's not sanitary.

- Good job.
- All right, man.

Yeah!

I am Vision Woman.

I can see all.

I see everything.

I even have eyes in the back of my head.

I have four pairs of eyes in the front.

- That way I can see up here...
- No, there's five.

- There's five.
- Five? Okay, I can't see.

- I can't see how many...
- Vision Woman can't see.

- Okay, all right. Next!
- Exactly.

My name is Linda.

Fishing may not be a superpower

to some people,

but to me, it's my whole life.

This horn right here

summons every fish in the water.

Since we don't have water here,
you can't really see the fish,

but...... the fish are coming.

I am Gardeno,

prepared for any situation

your grandma's garden can throw at me.

I can snip weeds or set traps.

I'm ready... Gardeno.

Let's go save the world!

- Whoo!
- I'm a gardener.

I will summon the fish.

Everyone go to the ocean.
They're coming!

♪ You could spend all day ♪

♪ On a swing eating a baguette ♪

♪ But why do boring things like that ♪

♪ When there's the Internet? ♪

♪ Let's go make some videos ♪

♪ Hey! Hey! ♪

- ♪ Let's go make some videos ♪
- ♪ Hey! ♪

♪ You could watch Dirk
doing crazy dares ♪

- ♪ Saying, "Here we go" ♪
- Here we go!

♪ He'll do anything you want ♪

♪ Just don't try this at home ♪

♪ Or watch Amelia teaching ya ♪

♪ How to look your best ♪

♪ Making over people is
her never ending quest ♪

♪ You could watch... ♪

Do you have constant foot odor?

♪ You could watch us make
ridiculously funny videos ♪

♪ Like the one with evil pop-up books ♪

♪ That punch you in the nose ♪

♪ Let's go make some videos ♪

♪ Hey! Hey! ♪

♪ Let's go make some videos ♪

And I... I missed it.

Rebecca...

Tony is dying to go to prom with you.

Do you accept his promposal?

Say yes, if you've got any brains.

Aw. Zombie nerd love.

The grossest kind.

Who would've thought we would become

the promposal queens of Sierra High?

I would have. We spend all our time

being creative and making videos

while other people go out
and develop emotionally.

We should really reconsider
how we spend our free time.

That promposal was amazing!

You guys are on fire! Nine for nine.

What can we say, we're good.

Hey, so, uh, do you think you could
hook me up with a promposal?

Bernie, prom is for seniors.
You're a freshman.

More like a fresh... man.

Someone's allowed to wear deodorant now.

You know you're supposed to put
that on under the shirt, right?

Cool. Cool, cool, cool.

Anyway, uh, there's this girl
I've had my eye on for prom.

Her name is Kate and she's a senior.

I'm sure she'd be into me, too.

What was that?

A wink.

You know what? We could
use a good challenge.

We're gonna make it ten for ten.

Dust off your tux, my friend,

you are going to prom!

Yes!

Grandma,

what you doing after school?

'Cause this guy needs to go
to the deodorant store.

Dirk!

You're just in time for the
series finale of Cali Beach High.

Guess who I'm dressed as?

Duh, you're Kylie,

the varsity beach volleyball star.

Where's your evil twin sister?

You mean...

Delilah?

That's for kissing Kylie's boyfriend.

I'm dressed as Brody,
the troubled lifeguard

with a quick temper and mysterious past!

That's for kissing Delilah!

You guys, it's starting!

I'm sorry, guys. I love Cali Beach High,

but I promised my brother I'd
watch it with him this weekend.

So, please, no spoilers.

Okay, punching bag man,

we should be safe
from any spoilers in here.

He d*ed? I can't believe he d*ed!

Okay, don't freak out.

I mean, she could be
talking about anyone.

Principal Tate McCallister d*ed!

Still not a spoiler. I mean,
he could have dyed his hair,

or... or... or his Easter eggs.

Principal Tate McCallister d*ed!

And now they're burying him
in the ground!

At a funeral! Because he's dead!

That is what's happening right now!

La, la, la, la, la...

All right, all you have to do
is show us who Kate is,

and we'll start working
on your perfect promposal.

And perfect is what you'll be getting.

Super cocky high-five!

Ch, ch, ch...

There she is!

Wait.

Kate...

is Katherine Davis?

She's captain of the tennis team.

And class president,
and an honor roll student!

Yeah, her legs are long.

Uh...

have you ever talked to Kate before?

- Like, in my head?
- So, that's a "no."

Bernie, are you sure that

is who you really want to ask to prom?

Yup. I would have never had the
guts to ask Kate on my own,

but now that I have you guys,
I'm guaranteed a "yes."

Now, if you'll excuse me,
I'm off to get fitted

for a large child-sized suit.

Frankie, this is awful!

Kate is never gonna say yes to Bernie.

She is totally out of his league.

I know! Our perfect promposal record

is about to be shattered.

And more importantly,

our friend will be devastated.

He'll be publicly humiliated

and probably scarred for life.

You know, sometimes you make
me feel like a bad person.

What's up, guys? Bizaardvark
here, with Amelia.

From Perfect Perfection.

You've got to promote the brand.

We're here for a Multi-Task Challenge

where we try to do two things

at the same time.

We're gonna see if Paige

can jump rope while bageling.

Cream cheese.

- All right, there we go.
- There we go.

Here I go.

Come on, spread it.

You already spread it? I didn't see.

Good job! We did it!

Now, we're gonna try to play paddle ball

while putting on lip gloss.

Ready? Go!

- Oh, wait...
- Ah!

Ahh!

- We did it.
- Yup.

Think we nailed it.

For the final round,
Frankie will multi-task

three things at once.

What?

She'll be jumping rope,
while holding this dessert,

and texting, "I hope I don't
drop this thing."

I was not aware of this.

That's gonna drop.

- You've got this!
- You've got it!

- It's got to be a challenge.
- Easy as pie.

Ahh!

This isn't gonna work!

Okay, I have, "I hop."

You got to try. You do hop!

- Hold that pie!
- Hold that pie!

Ahh!

I did it! "I hope I don't
drop this thing!" I did it!

And that was the Multi-Task Challenge.

- That was pretty dang hard.
- It was really, really hard.

Especially holding up this thing.
I think I have biceps now.

Yeah. Oh!

We can't let Bernie prompose to Kate,

or he'll be humiliated
when she rejects him.

I still don't know if convincing him

to go to this body builder convention

on the night of prom is gonna work.

Of course it'll work,
the dude loves his muscles.

Any time anyone asks him for directions,

he's like...

it's over there.

And it's never over there.

Oh, here he comes. Get in position!

Whoa!

What's going on?
I thought the gym was...

over there.

Or is it over there?

Hey, broseph. We're just
getting ready for BodyCon.

You know, the bodybuilder convention?

No way! Is that coming back to town?

Last year I didn't have all
this chest hair to show off.

- Uh...
- Just let him have it.

Anyway, it's on the night of the 23rd.

You should come with us.

The 23rd? That's prom night.

But... they're giving out weights

to the first hundred people who come.

They're literally free weights.

I am cheap.

But I can't pass up
going to prom with Kate,

especially when I'm gonna look so good

promposing in my tuxas.

- Your what?
- My tuxas.

It's like a tux, but more Texas.

You mean it's shaped like Texas?

No, I mean it feels like Texas.

You mean, like a cactus?

No! That's obviously a cactux!

Oh, and I also made a list of other
things I want in my promposal.

A mariachi band?

A baseball player?

A T-shirt cannon?

Is there a theme here?

Did you think about it?

Did you think about it?

So much.

Also, be pirates.

Well, that didn't work.

What do we do now?

What if,

before Bernie can prompose to Kate,

another girl asks him to prom?

No, but seriously,

we need to bribe someone
to ask Bernie to prom.

See?

You can be a bad person too.

Live Like a Viking channel!

Yes, ships and shields are very good.

Oh.

Greetings, viking warriors.

Welcome to another episode
of Live Like a Viking!

Today's topic: vikings!

Sweet. I'm just glad to be somewhere

where people aren't talking
about Cali Beach High.

Then you've come to the right place.

But first, let's dish about
the finale of Cali Beach High.

Can we please stick to viking stuff?

"Can we please stick to viking stuff?"

Today we're bringing on
special guest Amelia,

from Perfect Perfection,

to teach us about
how to make viking snacks.

Yeah, we've got grapes,

or some sort of meat leg.

Speaking of legs,

isn't it cool that Chad
won the surfer competition

with only one leg?

That was on Cali Beach High!

Guys, please! No spoilers!

"Guys, please! No spoilers!"

Let's take some calls
from our warriors at home.

Phil, from Houston, you're on.

Hey, VG. Had a quick question

on battle helmets vs. battle shields.

Perfect. Mind if I take this one?

- In the Dare world...
- But before that,

can you discuss the big breakup
on Cali Beach High? Yeah!

- No!
- Which one?

Everyone broke up. Everyone!

Oh...

Except Principal Tate McCallister.
He d*ed!

- What's up, guys? I'm Paige.
- I'm Frankie.

And we're Bizaardvark.

- Do you want to make pancakes?
- I'd rather make art.

How about we make pancake art?

I love it when we compromise.

- Batter up!
- Is that a sports thing?

I don't know.

Pancake art challenge!

Flower!

Okay, I'm gonna make a sunflower.

I am just gonna make a rand...
I don't even know.

Oh, man. I think I'm gonna
be good at this.

- Really?
- Yeah.

Okay, um, how am I gonna flip this?

Oh, my gosh, I did it!

Flower!

Next up, we're gonna make a cat.

- Cat?
- Yeah.

- That's like a step up from a flower.
- I know, it is.

My cat is superior because...

Ohh! Because it doesn't have a body?

Yours doesn't have a body.
How does it move around, huh?

- Go.
- Ohh! It looks so good!

Oh, my gosh.

Cats!

I think that we should make
portraits of each other.

Ooh! Yeah!

Oh, my God. Look at you!

It looks so great!

Wow! Where are my glasses?

I forgot your glasses!

- Oh my gosh, it totally does look like you.
- It does.

Portraits!

- I think I did pretty well.
- I think I did pretty well too.

- You know what?
- I think we both did very well.

Our creations!

Mmm.

Mmm, so good. Tastes almost
better than it looks.

There's five bucks in my retainer case!

Not on my watch, buddy.

Bernie Schotz, your mission
is to go to prom with me.

Do you accept?

Amelia Duckworth is asking me to prom?

Wait...

something good is happening to me?

My Bernie senses are tingling.

Before I say yes,

how did you come up
with this promposal idea?

Uh...

Line?

Seriously?

Sorry, Bernie, if it makes
your feel any better,

I only did it because they gave me
this really cute outfit to wear.

That is pretty cute.

What are you guys doing? You're supposed
to be helping me ask Kate to prom!

We are trying to help you.

We just... we don't want you
to get humiliated in public.

Humiliated?

You don't think there's a
chance Kate will say yes to me?

No.

Oh.

I get it now.

My friends think I'm a loser.

Bernie, wait.

You really think my outfit's cute?

Hey, Bernie.

Oh. Hey.

Did you come here
to make me feel bad again?

'Cause when Bernie Schotz
is getting jacked,

nothing can make me feel small.

Maybe one less?

We are so sorry.

We feel awful for what we did.

Yeah, we were just
trying to protect you.

From what? Exposing myself as a loser?

One less.

It's my fault, anyway.

I pictured myself walking
into that prom with Kate,

and it felt so good.

You might not know this about me,

but I don't get a lot of wins.

I don't even know if Kate
would have said yes,

but if she did, I would have
felt like I could do anything.

You know what, Bernie?

- You deserve the chance to find out.
- Yeah.

And we're gonna help you
ask Kate to prom

with our biggest, best promposal yet!

Really?

Thanks, guys! I'm feeling
confident already.

Make it one more.

Maybe one less?

This isn't a battle-axe convention!

Hey guys, I'm Amelia,

and these are my friends,

Bernie and Viking Guy.

And today we're doing

the Viking Ring Toss Challenge.

Oh, I love it! It has the
word "viking" in it!

What is it?

Well, you stand there like a pole,

while Bernie and I take these rings,

throw them at your head, and try
to land them on your horns.

Oh.

Quick, before he backs out! Go, go, go!

Here, put these on, put these on.
Okay, just stand still.

You're horrible.

Oh! That was pretty good.

Whoa. Not so good.

Great game, guys. I'm winning.

Wait, I have an idea.

What if this time, we try it
while you're on your knees?

Yeah, 'cause I'm short.

- Oh, you're doing the...
- No, like, both knees.

That doesn't matter. I have to
look regal while I do this.

You got worse!

You're closer and I'm down
here and you're worse!

This is really hard, but I
have a really good strategy.

Jump cut!

Yeah, we did it!

Every ring is on your head!

Yes! Yes! Yes!

Oh, dear! Oh...

Sorry!

Guys, great news!

I just watched the finale
of Cali Beach High

and I am ready to dish.

Can you believe Chad rode that dolphin

into the eye of a hurricane?

Chad...

Which one was he again?

Chad. The main character of the show?

The one who we find out
is secretly dating

Kylie's evil twin sister, Delilah?

What are all these names?

Is this a dream you had?

Guys, it's Cali Beach High.

Two days ago you couldn't
stop talking about it.

Exactly.

Cali Beach High is so two days ago.

Now we're watching a brand new show

that's totally different:

Zombie Beach High!

Don't say anything. That's the
next show I want to watch...

Can you believe that zombie Chad

and zombie Kylie are married?

And adopted a puppy?

You want to know a spoiler?

I really don't.

The puppy's a zombie!

You know what? I give up.

Just tell me any spoiler you want to.

I'm going out with
your mom next weekend!

No!

Guys, you all set?

Yup. All stations are a go.

Copy. How's my breath?

- Bernie, walkie-talkie's don't...
- Tell him it's fine.

Guys, here she comes!

We're on our way. Go get her!

Kate!

You don't know me,

but my name is Bernie Schotz.

- As you know, prom is...
- Wait.

- Are you asking me to prom?
- Don't pepper spray me!

You're funny.

I'd love to go with you.

- Really?
- Yeah.

I'm so glad someone finally asked me.

Most guys don't even talk to me

because they think I'm intimidating.

By the way, I love that suit.

It's kind of like a Texas tux.

Like a tuxas.

Oh, my gosh.

This is the happiest I'll ever feel.

You're cute.

What's happening?

I'm just glad you didn't do
one of those huge promposals.

If you had done one,

I would have definitely said "no."

Back, back! Everyone, back!

Wait! What about the
other things we planned?

What was that?

Uh, what... is... anything...

really?

Wow, you're deep.

- The cake!
- Go!

We should practice our slow dance!

Oh, wow. You're good!

My grandma taught me.

What the...?

Did you just hear music?

Only in my heart.

- That's everything, right?
- Oh, no.

The T-shirt cannon confetti b*mb finale.

What was that?

That... was Bernie Schotz
getting his first win.

Come on, Kate. This is gonna
be the best night ever.

Yes, Bernie did take Kate to the prom...

And oh, man,
it was a complete train wreck.

Trying to request a song,

Bernie tripped
and destroyed the DJ table.

Then he fell into the punch bowl.

Pai gave her a horrificd
da bloody nose...

And somehow started
three simultaneous fires.

Bottom line: It was
a better night than usual

for Bernie Schotz.

Yeah.