01x02 - The Road

[bunniefuu]

[trash truck whirring, beeping outside]

[clattering]

- [jack hammer rattling]
- [men shouting indistinctly]

Of course.

- [switch clicks]
- [exhaust fan whirs, stops]

[sighs]

- [water splashing]
- [distant siren blares]

[sighs]

[clinking]

[playing over PA] ♪ I don't know
how this whole business started ♪

♪ Of you thinkin' that
I have been untrue ♪

[beeping]

Thirty-one, twenty-five.

♪ But if you think that
we'd be better parted ♪

Oh, my God.

This is embarrassing.

I... I just realized
I don't have my wallet.

I was mugged last night.

Sorry. You may have
all of this for free.

Why don't you take a chips
and a soda while you're at it?

I really kind of customized
the plate, you know,

like chicken wing, fill-in
rice, and that came with...

It's all personalized.

I don't think you can...

just put it back. I mean...

Yeah, we can.

Hey, Tommy, we have a put-back.

With sauce.

♪ ♪

[sighs]

- [grunts]
- Oh, God!

What the f*ck, man?

Oh, gee. I'm sorry.

Why don't you buzz?

There's a buzz? Yeah, there's a buzz.

This is an apartment
building in New York.

You don't knock. Nobody knocks.

I...

I'm sorry, Artie.

[grunts]

It's a... It's a two-key system.

I... I didn't know.

What are you doin' up so early anyway?

What do you mean?

It's after noon.

I mean... we slept in.

You see cigarettes around here anywhere?

There's cigarettes everywhere.

So, what's your plan?

Well, if it's okay, I was just gonna

kind of camp out on the couch, maybe...

- watch a sad movie.
- I understand.

Sometimes when I'm sad, I
like to watch sad movies.

You know, seeing somebody else cry

kind of helps me get a good cry going.

Well, that's a good
idea. That's a great idea.

I think you should just sit here.

Let me know if you
need help crying later.

I'll be happy to help you out
with that. Are you a man or what?

Be a man. What?

Forget about it. Your wife left you.

Oh, big deal. Suppress those feelings.

That's what a man does.

Keep 'em down. Keep 'em deep down.

Distract yourself. That's what men do.

You gotta make money.

You can't have emotions and make money.

Just keep a blank stare on
your face, do as you're told,

then one day,

you have a heart att*ck. If
you're lucky, you go clean.

"Go clean"?

Here's what I gotta do.

I'm going to Albany. I got a gig.

It's a benefit, but I get paid.

You saying you want me to leave?

No, what I'm saying is I need a ride.

I could either pay somebody,
or you could drive me

to Albany for free, and
when we get up there,

you do a few minutes up front, on stage.

You want me to open for you?

No, I want your car to open for me.

I need a ride to Albany
is what I'm tellin' you.

How much time do you want me to do?

How long does it take to say,
"Here's Artie"?

[chuckles]

♪ ♪

You got any CDs in this piece of sh*t?

Yeah. Whatever you
want. We got... we got...

Oh, here we go. You
got your little CD book.

Yeah, nice little sélection.

Huh. Paula Poundstone.

She's funny. What's "Jars of Clay"?

That's, uh, that's... That's music.

- It's a rock band.
- Oh, yeah?

- What do they sing?
- It's Christian rock.

- It's probably why you haven't...
- Oh.

- Come on.
- I can't wait.

Artie, Jars of Clay, people make fun,

but they rock, man. They rock.

It's music with a message.

What's the message, "k*ll yourself"?

Check it out.

- ♪ But if I can't swim after 40 days ♪
- [singing along]

- ♪ And my mind gets crushed... ♪
- [singing along]

All right, let's stop. Come on, man.

I'm gonna... I'm gonna tuck and roll

out of the car if you
keep that on. Here.

Poundstone: I'm not keepin' canned goods

in my apartment for an earthquake.

If I get trapped beneath
a beam for three days,

I'm gonna at least lose weight.

[audience laughs]

♪ ♪

How depressing is this place, man?

- What are you talking about?
- What am I talking about?

Look around you. "Help wanted."

The sign looks depressed.

I don't know, Artie.
It's nice. It's fine.

We're on the road. I'm
eating french fries.

I get depressed gettin' up in the
morning and I'm a successful comedian.

Imagine getting up and you work here.

You gotta put that apron on.

It's a... it's a job.
It's service industry.

- It's a calling.
- I'm sorry.

Looks like an avalanche of the blues.

I don't know if I can do this.

I need your help tonight, man.

What do you mean?

I've never been to Albany... sober.

You were using the
last time you were here?

Let me think. Yeah. Yeah.

[laughs] Listen.

I'm being dead serious.
This is gonna sound odd.

You gotta save my life tonight.

All right? No pressure.

You gotta keep me from gettin' high.

- Okay.
- You think you can do that?

- Yeah, of course.
- All right. Honestly.

It's not easy. You
gotta intercept dr*gs.

I can do that. I can intercept.

It not like we're buying dr*gs either.

People give me dr*gs.

- I've never done dr*gs.
- You've never done any dr*gs?

Smoke a little weed, nothing?

When I was 10, I went through a phase

where I couldn't fall
asleep without a Tylenol PM.

Is that phase over?

- Yeah, I got through it.
- Oh, that's great.

This diner feels like 2 Broke Girls.

2 Broke Girls, One Cup.

♪

[lively chattering]

I have this joke about
do you think vampires

are afraid of lowercase T's.

Do you think that'll work in Albany?

I don't think that would work anywhere.

I can't believe I'm back in
this f*cking sh*thole, man.

How depressing. Look at this place.

I can't take this, man.

Hey, you guys need anything?

- Let me get a Coke.
- He'll have soda.

- Coke soda.
- Soda.

In the red can, you know?

Yeah. Okay, be right back.

Artie, I'm gonna get
a Diet Coke actually.

- All right.
- Okay.

- Yeah, that'll work.
- Yeah.

A Diet, yeah.

Yeah, it's good to be... green room.

Excuse me. Sorry. Hi.

Um, would you mind taking this?

Uh, I want to make sure there's
no booze in the green room.

It's literally my job to make sure
there's booze in the green room.

Uh, sure, um, but Artie is sober,

so I don't want to
tempt him with alcohol.

You realize he's not the
only one on the bill, right?

No, we're co-headlining,

so we should be doing the
same amount of time.

You don't do an hour
and I do 30 minutes.

Then I'm just featuring for
you. Let's both do 45 minutes.

Do you really want to do
an hour for these schmucks?

- Yeah, I do!
- Oh, you do?

Okay, guess what? I'm doing an hour.

You do 30 minutes.
You're the opener. Get it?

No, I'm not the f*cking opener.

- Yes, you are.
- Thank... thank you very much, Katie.

- Katie: Sorry.
- Artie, if you were in my position,

you would not just do a
half an hour and shut up.

Um, sorry.

I'm... I'm Pete.

I drove up with Artie. I'm the opener.

Hey, Pete, hold on one second.

What the f*ck, Artie?
You brought a opener?

I don't think we need to fight.

We can just... I'll go up,

I'll do just five minutes,

I'll bring TJ up.

TJ, is there something
you want me to say?

Just say my name and Yogi
Bear 3D. They know who I am.

- Right, now, don't touch...
- You're Yogi Bear?

- No, I'm Ranger Jones, okay?
- Okay, I'm sorry.

I like that movie. Justin
Timberlake was Boo-Boo.

Look, man, we're co-headlining, okay?

I'm doin' an hour, so it's
you, then me, and that's it.

f*ck it. I don't give a sh*t.

You do whatever time you want.

How does it feel knowing you'll
never be as funny as your outfit?

You should open and close
your hour with that.

I might.

You're making fun of me? You look
like you work for a homeless person.

- Uh, well...
- You interning on Skid Row?

What cargo are you carrying
in cargo pants?

Um, I don't have a style.

Are you carrying nostalgia for the '90s?

[loud chattering]

Artie brought an emcee.

Bring him up. We gotta start now.

Copy that.

Ladies and gentlemen,
please welcome to the stage

your first performer of the evening...

- What's his name?
- I don't know.

Here he is!

[loud chattering]

Hey! [scattered applause]

Hey, Albany, how you doing tonight?

Let's give it up for
ourselves for coming out!

Can we get this on, please?
Can we get the mic...

[louder] There we go. Hey!

- Hey! All right!
- [cheers, applause]

Hey!

Albany!

Uh, thanks for comin' out, everybody,

and, uh, for a great cause.

You guys, give it up
for Haha's for Tatas.

- That's what tonight is all about.
- [applause]

I like Albany.

It's all of the "bany."

It's not some of the
"bany." I like that.

[chuckles]

Uh, I'm not r*cist, but do you think

at the very first meeting
of the KKK, anyone there

pushed for the correct
spelling of "klan"?

[scattered laughter]

I like to think there was one guy there,

overalls, no shirt, holding a torch,

it's just driving him crazy
in the back. Just like...

"It's K-K-C." And then they get him.

[scattered laughter]

There's no way they're
not gonna get him for that.

It's a rare person
who hates bad spelling

and people who are different.

[scattered laughter]

Well, okay.

They're not all...

road-tested.

I love Chinese food. Do you guys ha...

You like Chinese food, Albany?

[cheers, applause]

It can be confusing though.

- Like crab ring...
- Man: Cream of some young guy!

[laughter]

I k*lled it!

Okay. Well, uh...

What do you say we keep
this going? I, uh...

- [applause]
- We'll bring out your next comedian.

- You guys excited?
- [cheers]

Your next comedian coming to the stage

was in, uh, all sorts of things.

Transformers 4, uh, he was in Yogi Bear.

Please give it up for
TJ Miller, everybody.

- TJ Miller!
- [cheering]

Yeah!

Yeah!

Hey, great job!

Yeah!

Yeah!

Yeah, yeah!

I know that I look like a maître d

who was fired earlier on in the day

that has to finish his shift.

[laughter]

I have a prescription for marijuana.

- Um...
- [cheering]

It's for anxiety.

Primarily, anxiety about
getting arrested for marijuana.

[laughter]

So, it's cleared that right up.

That's true.

You know, there are a lot
of people that describe,

uh, women with, uh,
you know, onomatopoeia.

It'll be like, "Hey, you
know, she had tits like bam!"

You know what I mean? "Ass like bow!"

[laughter]

But my girlfriend Kate
isn't very attractive,

um, so I have to be like,

"Yeah, she has breasts
like meh." You know?

"Yeah, ass like wah-wah-wah."

"Ankles like awooga!"

Hey, hey.

I'm in the green room. I...

- Yeah? Oh, good.
- So what did you think?

I mean, it was all right, right?

What did I think? You ended with "Well."

- Artie f*cking Lange. Dude!
- Artie: Oh...

Hey, man. How you doin'?

You gotta take one of these.

I gotta take a drink
with Artie f*cking Lange.

No, sorry, he doesn't drink, man.

- Salud, right?
- Salud. Baba Booey.

- Baba Booey.
- It's not... it's not...

Hey, what the...

Whoa.

What the f*ck are you doing?
Hey, I bought that for him.

You're a good man and a friendly friend.

Thanks for the drink.
He's got a show to do.

- Artie: Sorry.
- Ho!

Come on, let's get out of here.

Geez Louise, let's get
some chicky-fingies.

You know when you're, like, really drunk

and you feel like you're gonna throw up,

but you're like, "I bet
I can make it to brunch"?

I rolled the dice on that. I lost, okay?

As I begin to vomit into the street,

I looked across and there was a woman

sitting outside, drinking a Starbucks,

and I just made eye contact
with her as I was vomiting

and I held eye contact.

It's a real story.

I was just like... [retching].

[retching]

Did she go to work and she's like,

"Oh, my God, I was so ugly
today, I made a man vomit"?

Thank you very much.
I'm TJ Miller. Thank you.

Cheers. Thank you.

Thank you.

TJ Miller, everybody!

There goes TJ Miller!

- Follow that.
- [scoffs]

f*ckin' m*therf*cker.

That was a long one.

You guys, you still
have some energy in ya?

Well, that's great 'cause
it's my honor to bring up

the headliner for this show.

Are you guys ready for your headliner?

[cheering]

Let's start clapping right now
for the amazing Artie Lange!

- My friend Artie "New York" Lange!
- [cheering]

We're raising money for tits tonight.

Uh, I'll do anything for tits, right?

Every guy, we'll do it, you know?

I f*ckin' love tits, man.

I love tits.

Yeah, my whole life is
trying to get in shape.

I'm the only guy who
ever got fat on cocaine.

[laughter]

Yeah, I have a weird body makeup.

I, uh, I went to rehab for coke and, uh,

one of my counselors was a black guy,
and in the middle of group therapy,

he said, "What are you pouring
that sh*t on, cheeseburgers?"

[laughter]

- Uh, I thought you did great. I mean...
- Oh, thanks, man.

I thought you did pretty good too.

- You watched?
- Yeah.

I mean, I thought it was funny

that when things weren't working,

you would just keep
smiling like, you know?

You just need to do more sets.

I mean, you need to do

at least six or seven
sets a week minimum.

Sometimes you just want
to go camping or something.

I don't go camping
unless I'm going there

specifically to get
material about camping.

And if you start working harder,

maybe I'll take you out
on a couple weekends,

you can open for me. That'd be fun.

- Really?
- Yeah.

Wow. I'm actually good,
but I'll... Cheers.

But I'm not gonna drink.
I just chugged a beer.

Pete, part of being an opener
is being a good hang, okay?

It's like your second job.
That's how you get ahead.

So, bottoms up.

Here, let's each do a toast.

Comedy. Six letters,
but a thousand reasons

it makes the human condition easier.

Cheers.

Now you do one.

Uh, to comedy.

Take a look at your life

and then write down some thoughts,

memorize them, and then pass them off

as something you're saying in the moment

for people who are
drinking and paid a cover.

Cheers. You're f*ckin' weird.

A guy in Albany got indicted

for f*cking four of his pets.

- [laughter, groaning]
- A true story, okay?

He told the cops he f*cked

three dogs...

and my hand to God, he
said he f*cked a parrot.

[laughter]

Let's go through this.

We've all gotten drunk and f*cked a dog.

But a parrot?

If you're gonna f*ck an animal,

why f*ck the one animal

that could tell somebody about it?

[laughter]

Uh, you know what? Dude working
the lights, stop flashing the light.

The light means I have to get off stage.

- I'm not getting off yet, all right?
- [cheering]

We just sat through TJ Miller's
four-hour f*cking marathon.

[cheers, applause]

Hey. How are ya?

- Did you enjoy yourself?
- Yes. You were amazing.

TJ: All right, here, ready?

- Let's stew it!
- [cheering]

I say it's "stew," not
"do." Let's stew it!

So, we should probably make a
soup together is what I'm saying.

- Hi. Oh, my God, you're so amazing.
- Hey.

Can we... Can I hug you? I need a hug.

- Absolutely.
- From you. Hi, I'm Susie.

I can't tell you how
much you mean to me.

- I mean, you just are...
- Aww.

I'm such a big fan.

You've literally made me laugh

when I've been on the floor crying.

- And I...
- Oh, thanks, doll.

I just... I love you.

- I really do.
- That's very nice of you to say.

Yeah, do... Is it okay

- if we take a picture maybe? Yeah?
- Absolutely. Sure.

Excuse me, can you do...

Look alive, Pete. Come on.

[chuckles]

- Okay.
- Get right in there.

Hey. Do you want it, uh,

- landscape or portrait?
- Susie: Yeah, whatever.

- Whatever takes the longest. Just...
- [shutter clicks]

- Oh, that works.
- [laughs]

- That works. That's great.
- Thank you.

Susie: Um, listen, um...

- if you want to later, um,
- Yeah?

If you feel like partying
a little bit later,

- Yeah?
- I've got...

I, uh, I took a couple each way.

Oh, thank you so much.

- Good job. You're done now.
- Thanks a lot.

- Anyway, yeah...
- [whispering] Absolutely.

- Okay, yeah, okay.
- I'll see you later.

Yeah, I'll see you.

Artie?

Do you have something for me?

Yeah, a fist.

Let's go. Let's go, let's go.

Come on, man. Look alive.

High fives in the back,
high fives in the back.

Yeah. Hey, not you. You just got here.

♪ ♪

Real quick. You got it.

You guys are the last two.

Good luck with everything, okay?

See ya later. Have a safe drive home.

- You too.
- Okay.

[sighs]

All: f*ck cancer! Opa!

sh**t it! sh**t, sh**t!

TJ: Yeah!

All right, that was pretty good, right?

You guys want to do another?

Everybody again, "opa" on three.

- One, two, three.
- Group: Opa!

That's a good one.
Oh, you guys are great.

[conversation continues indistinctly]

Excuse me. Can we settle up?

Sorry, what?

I'd like to pay you.

Oh. Uh, yeah.

Yes, please.

Do you have a loan out
or should I make it out

to you as an individual?

It's a loan?

Are you incorporated?

I'm a... Well, I'm a human man.

Fine. I'll just make it out to you then.

No big deal. I just gotta
grab my stuff, okay?

Okay. Just don't dally.

I won't dally. We're gonna have a blast.

- Yeah, yeah. Okay.
- All right.

- See you in a bit.
- Okay.

Artie? Artie, what are you doing?

Dude, I don't expect you
to understand this, man.

I'm just doin' this, all right?

I... No. You asked me to keep you clean.

You said it was my second job.

- [muttering]
- Come on, what are we doing?

And I exonerate you, okay?
Okay? I exonerate you.

But look, Albany won. I'm an addict,

and when an addict makes up their
mind to do something, they do it.

Albany b*at us, man.

No... [stammers]

Hold on, Albany didn't b*at us.

It doesn't have to b*at us.

We can, uh... We can go home.

We'll be... We'll be
home in three hours.

We can get a... a pizza.
We can get a milkshake.

We can go to a nudity booth,
whatever you need.

OK. I'm sure that three hours will fly by.

You can listen to whatever music you want!

Okay, listen to me. As tempting as that
sounds, here's the deal:

I'm doin' blow with this broad.

You wanna help me, take
me to a meeting tomorrow.

- But right now, f*ck off.
- Artie, come on.

- You don't...
- [door closes]

Hey, uh, Susie, hop in.

Wh... Where's Artie?

He doesn't want to come out the front.

He'll get mobbed. I'll take you to him.

All right. Okay, yeah.

Is it okay if I smoke?

Pfft. Yeah. Who cares?

Fine.

Are you from Albany or...

Rochester.

[sighs]

He should be down any minute.

This hotel looks kind of sad.

This is where he's staying?

I think he's loyal to the brand.

He likes this chain.

Has a lot of, um,

he has a lot of points with them.

Maybe you could text him. Hm?

I don't have his number.

And I don't have a phone.

Oh.

[sighs]

Artie's not coming.

What?

Wh... What's going on?

I didn't wanna...

- I had to get you...
- Oh, no.

Oh, my God.

No, no, no. It's not a power...

- Don't... don't touch me!
- I'm trying to help.

- Don't touch me!
- Hold on...

[both screaming]

Get away from me!

- Don't!
- Oh, God!

[screams] Oh, God!

- [coughing]
- f*ck! Oh, f*ck, f*ck!

- Holy sh*t!
- No, no, hold on!

I'm not attacking you.
I'm not attacking you.

I just had to keep you away from Artie!

- What?
- [both heave, cough]

He's sober. I promised I would help him.

He's my friend! I couldn't
let you corrupt him!

This is a kidnapping!

- You've kidnapped me!
- No! No, no, no!

It's a switcheroo.

- It was the old switcheroo.
- [both groan]

Oh, God.

It's like the Devil came in my eyes.

Oh, that's so gross.

He's the Devil. He doesn't ask
where to... where he can cum.

We have to get a towel.
Do you have a towel?

Do you have something?

I'm sorry, I don't
have any wet wipes.

I usually keep wet wipes
in my car. I just ran out.

[both coughing]

[groans]

[coughing]

Sorry about tonight. I...

I panicked.

I... I don't know what
would have happened

if you had gone with him, and I...

[sniffles]

Oh, my God.

[sighs] What is wrong with me?

Are you crying or is...

is this pepper spray?

Tonight was my big night out.

Okay? I mean, it was just...

I got off work.

I took my kids to my sister's house.

I got this f*cking spray tan.

It's very nice.

Very believable.

It's just kind of pathetic.

I just...

I'm kind of a loser.

I just... I feel like a piece of sh*t.

No, no, you're cle...

You're clearly a lovely person.

It's just it was... It
was a misunderstanding.

You're literally hiding
me from your friend

because you think I'm a bad influence.

You're misreading me.

I just... He's an addict.

It has nothing to do with you.

Don't let this ruin your night.

It's not that late.

You seem great, we're having fun.

- We... we... we...
- Oh, yeah, we're having so much fun.

We were assaulted together
by an aerosol contaminant,

and I think that's bonded us.

And honestly, I would give you

a thousand dollars
just to use your sink.

[mellow music playing]

Hey, uh, name a celebrity.

What do you mean? What?

Name any celebrity.

- Uh, um...
- Thank you.

- You're welcome. Cheers.
- Cheers.

- Any celebrity?
- You name a celebrity,

I'll do a three-second
impression of that person.

Okay, do Mark Wahlberg.

Hey, how's it going? It's me, Mark.

[both laugh]

Hey, in Boogie Nights,
I had a big ol' d*ck.

- [laughs]
- Look at the size of my d*ck.

Arnold Schwarzenegger.

[grunting]

Nailed it.

You know what? You're funny.

You're so much funnier than that...

That wordplay sh*t you do.

Wait. Have you ever met Howard Stern?

Uh, no, actually. I... I just met Artie.

I think he feels bad for me.

I'm going through a
bit of a... a divorce.

[snorts]

Oh.

I'm so sorry. [snorts]

- [sighs]
- Mm.

Oh. Thank you.

I'm really glad you're here.

I'm glad you came in.

I don't think I could have...

watched another sunrise alone.

- [snorts]
- Oh.

- [chuckles]
- Whew!

Spicy.

Divorce sucks.

- Tell me about it.
- I know.

But, you know, you know what they say.

The best way to get over a woman

is to get under another one.

Yeah.

Uh...

Mm.

Um... [moans]

Hold... hold on. Hold
on one... [moaning]

Hold on. Please.

- Um, thi... I'm on...
- It's really... I'm gonna help you.

You're a lovely woman.

- And I'm honored to be in your home...
- [moans]

Hold on. Just full stop.

Full stop.

What's wrong? It...

Please stop touching my balls.

- Okay.
- I'm sorry.

I'm not ready.

What... What did you come in for?

You were so sad.

I didn't want to leave
you on such a low note.

Wait. Hold on.

Wait. So you just came in to hang out?

I... I thought we could relax

and I could help you wind down

and then I would slip out into the night

and you'd go, "Thank you.
Thank you for that kindness."

I'm sorry, what the f*ck are you saying?

Hold on, hold on. Picture Tom Hanks.

- This is what he would do.
- If Tom Hanks were here,

he'd be going down on me by now.

Tom Hanks?

You just think you just come in here

- and... and... and...
- Hold on, hold on.

I'm trying to be a gentleman.

I don't want sex.

I just want to make sure you're okay.

You think you're being a gentleman?

This is not being a gentleman.

A gentleman does not
come into a lady's home

at 11 o'clock at night, have a drink,

and then not f*ck her
with his gentleman d*ck!

I'm so sorry.

I thought this was the right thing.

What is wrong with you?

You know what? This is not happening.

This is not ha... You gotta go.

You seriously have to go.

This was a big misunderstanding.

I thought you would be happy...

I'm not happy! You make me feel bad!

You're making me feel bad!

You gotta get the f*ck
out of here now!

- Okay.
- Get out!

I'm so sorry.

Thank you... thank you for the drink.

Oh, my God.

What is wrong with me?

Wanna do another one?

- Yeah? Yeah, okay.
- Hey.

Is Artie here? Where...
Have you seen Artie?

- Artie's gone, man.
- What?

Where did he go? Where...
I need to get Artie.

He got in a cab, he said, "Take
me home," and he went home.

He's fine. Don't worry
about it. Take a sh*t!

- Take a sh*t with us.
- Was he sober?

Uh, well, I saw him eat cheese fries

as if he might have a food addiction.

But no, he... He was not partying.

- Here we go.
- I can't, I'm driving.

Driving where?

I drove here. I'm
driving back to the city.

[gasps] Where in the city?

That's the thing. I don't
have anywhere to stay.

If you drive me to Manhattan,
you can crash at my place.

Come on. Let's do it.

Oh!

You forgot these. Giving you this.

Don't forget that.

[whistles, laughs]

[whistles]

[door opens, closes]

Let's stew it! [burps]

TJ: This worked out perfectly.

♪ ♪

♪ But if I can't
swim after 40 days ♪

♪ And my mind is crushed
by the crashing waves ♪

♪ Lift me up so high
that I cannot fall ♪

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♪ Lift me up ♪

♪ When I'm falling ♪

♪ Lift me up ♪

♪ I'm weak and I'm dyin' ♪

♪ Lift me up ♪

♪ I need you to hold me ♪

♪ Lift me up ♪

♪ Keep me from drowning again ♪

♪ Lift me up ♪

♪ When I'm falling ♪

♪ Lift me up ♪

♪ I'm weak and I'm dying ♪

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