01x01 - Pilot

[bunniefuu]

- [GIRL PANTING]
- [SNOW CRUNCHING]

[WHISPERING VOICES]

[PANTING]

[GRUNTS]

[WHISPERING VOICES]

[PANTING]

[WHISPERING VOICES]

- [PANTING]
- [CALLING IN DISTANCE]

[PANTING]

[LOUD CALLING, SCREECHING]

- [CAWING]
- [PANTING]

[SCREECHING, HOWLING]

[CRYING]

- [CAWING]
- [CRYING, PANTING]

- [SCREAMS]
- [CRACKING]

[THUD]

[WIND BLOWING]

[SLOW, EERIE MUSIC]

[WOMAN] I'll never
forget the day I heard

their plane had gone missing.

I mean, that could have been me.

Would you say you were
close with any of the girls

on the team?

I would definitely not say that, no.

Hell yeah.

I knew some of 'em pretty
good back in the day.

Not one of those girls gave a
good g*dd*mn about trigonometry,

I can tell you that much.

[SOFT, MELANCHOLY MUSIC]

So what do you think
really happened out there?

All I know is that what
happened was a tragedy.

A terrible tragedy.

I probably shouldn't say this, but...

some of these kids, eh,

no big loss, if we're honest.

But those girls were special.

They were...

[INHALES]

They were champions.

- [PULSING, DRAMATIC MUSIC]
- [CHEERING]

[INDISTINCT SHOUTING]

Allie! Allie, Allie!

Come on.

- [CHEERING]
- Come on.

Nice!

[GRUNTING]

Ty! Over here!

Ty! Inside!

[INDISTINCT SHOUTING]

Forward! Forward! Come on!

Ty!

- Ty!
- Jackie!

- [GASPS]
- [CHEERING]

[WHISTLE BLOWING]

Good sh*t!

Buzz, buzz, buzz,
buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz,

buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz,

- buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz!
- We're going to nationals!

[CHEERING, SQUEALING]

["TODAY" BY THE SMASHING PUMPKINS]

[JACKIE PANTING]

[JEFF AND JACKIE CHUCKLE]

[PANTING, KISSING]

♪ Today is the greatest ♪

♪ Day I've ever known ♪

You look so hot right now.

[CHUCKLES, PANTING]

- Uh... [HISSES]
- [GRUNTS]

- Uh, uh, careful.
- [GRUNTS]

It's cool, babe.

- I want you to.
- [CHUCKLES SOFTLY]

W... we're gonna be late.

[PANTING]

It's fine.

Relax.

- [GRUNTS]
- [EXHALES]

[PANTING]

[MOANING]

Oh. Ah.

[PANTING]

God, you're amazing.

[PANTING]

I f*cking love you, Jackie.

♪ Today is the greatest ♪

[PANTING]

♪ Today is the greatest ♪

- ♪ Day ♪
- [BREATHING HEAVILY]

- ♪ Today is the greatest ♪
- [CHUCKLES SOFTLY]

[WHISPERING] Okay.

My turn.

[EXHALES]

[INHALES, EXHALES]

♪ Superman, you're an angel ♪

♪ With wings of fire ♪

♪ A flying, giant friction blast ♪

♪ You walk in clouds of glitter ♪

♪ And the sun reflects your eyes ♪

♪ And every time ♪

♪ The wind blows, I can ♪

- ♪ Smell you in the sky ♪
- [DOOR CLOSES]

♪ Your kisses are as wicked ♪

♪ As an M- ♪

♪ And you f*ck like a volcano ♪

♪ And you're every ♪

- ♪ Informer ♪
- [GIGGLES]

- Were you listening to that?
- No. No, it fell

into the tape deck and I
accidentally pressed play.

♪ Say daddy me ♪
♪ Snow me s*ab someone down the lane ♪

- ♪ A licky boom boom down ♪
- [EXHALES SHARPLY]

♪ Informer ♪

I saw Jeff.

What happened to no
distractions before nationals?

- "Ripping off the Band-Aid," and all that?
- [CHUCKLES]

I decided that...

showing up to college
a virgin is a mistake.

No offense.

We've been together for so long that,

if we're each other's first,
then we'll be linked forever.

It's more poetic that way.

Oh. That reminds me...

I decided on a color palette for
our room at Rutgers next year.

Pink and green.

It's like classic
preppy meets Palm Beach.

It's very Lilly P.

♪ Licky boom boom down ♪

Wait, Jeff's a virgin?

Well, we've been together
since freshman year.

Yeah, I know. It's just...

you guys have broken
up, like, , times.

Never long enough to count.

♪ Are they think dem have more power ♪

♪ De pon di phone ♪

The hell is this bullshit?

- What?
- These assholes were under . all season.

Shauna, honk at that thing.

- [HONKING]
- No, they're just gonna think

- we're, like, saluting mediocre baseball.
- No, they'll know.

- Try undefeated, b*tches!
- [CHUCKLES] Oh, my God, Jackie.

We're going to m*therf*cking nationals!

[WHOOPING]

[SOFT BUZZING]

[PANTING SOFTLY]

[GASPS, EXHALES]

[MOANS, SHUDDERS]

[EXHALES]

- [PANTING]
- [BUZZING STOPS]

[EXHALES]

[SNIFFLES]

[CAWING IN DISTANCE]

[EXHALES]

[DOG BARKS IN DISTANCE]

[JESSICA] Aphids?

Rabbits.

[CHUCKLES SOFTLY]

Poor little guys.

Mm.

Just trying to survive, I guess.

I'm sorry, do we know each other?

Jessica Roberts, Star-Ledger.

I left you a few voice mails.

Right. [EXHALES] f*ck off, Jessica.

- Shauna, wait. Wait, wait, wait, wait.
- I don't talk to reporters.

But I'm guessing you already know that.

I know that you've been letting
other people tell your story.

People who barely knew you.

And they are making a
lot of money doing it.

Five minutes.

That's all I ask. If you
don't like what I have to say,

I will leave you alone.

Promise.

- [FREEZER DOOR OPENS]
- [CLINKING]

[SHAUNA] I know what you want to hear.

But the truth is,

the plane crashed, a
bunch of my friends d*ed

and the rest of us starved and scavenged

and prayed for months,

till they finally found us.

And that's the end of the story.

I think we both know there's a...

bit more to it than that.

I can't imagine what you
guys went through out there.

Nobody can.

And that is worth something.

It's worth a lot, actually.

I can guarantee you a
seven-figure book advance

right here, right now.

We could write it together but
it's your name on the cover.

Mm, not interested.

Sorry.

What if I told you the others were?

Then I would say that you're lying.

So you are still in touch.

I haven't spoken to
any of them in years.

I would not know how to get
ahold of them even if I wanted to.

I moved on, and I genuinely hope

that they were able to
do the same. [EXHALES]

Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm...

Shauna, this is the kind of
money that could change your life.

You were an elite athlete.

Straight A's.

Early admission to Brown.

Is this...

really how you thought your
life was gonna turn out?

[LOW, OMINOUS MUSIC]

Sorry.

I didn't mean to, uh...

I don't give a sh*t what you meant,

you smug little bitch.

You don't know a f*cking
thing about my life.

Well...

if you change your mind...

[WOMEN VOCALIZING HAUNTINGLY]

Natalie, time for group.

[SNOW CRUNCHING]

[ROPE CREAKING]

[COUNSELOR] Remember, anger can be good.

[WENDY] Tell that to my parole officer.

I mean, all I'm saying is
this bitch cut me in line.

What am I supposed to
do, just stand there?

And then what happens?

Everybody in Jamba Juice
just starts getting on line

wherever the hell they want.

It's gonna be chaos.

Pure chaos.

How the hell am I supposed
to pay for my sh*t?

These are important feelings
you're having, Wendy.

- Thank you for sharing them.
- Yeah. You're welcome.

But, also, I need an answer.

Because apparently
slapping this numb c**t

- was, uh, incorrect.
- Mm.

And also misdemeanor as*ault.

Mm.

It's true, v*olence is never the answer.

But that doesn't mean the anger
you're feeling isn't useful.

You just have to find a way to...

Keep the tiger in the cage.

Natalie?

Seeing as how this is
your last day with us,

any final inspirations you'd
like to pass on to the group?

[INHALES, EXHALES]

Purpose.

Find a purpose.

I used to think all the dr*gs
and the drinking, and the sex,

I used to think I did those
things because of... [INHALES]

... what happened out there.

What I... saw.

What I... did.

[GIRL] Oh, my God. What did you do?

You literally never told us.

Zip it, Ariana.

[CHUCKLES SOFTLY]

But the real reason is...

much simpler.

After they rescued us,

I...

[GULPS]

I lost my purpose.

And...

... thanks to my time here...

... I finally know how to get it back.

[RICH] Oh, man, Natalie.

[NATALIE] Ugh.

What is that?

And here I thought jocks were
supposed to be able to party.

[COUGHING]

- Eat me.
- [GROANS]

Oh, Jesus.

Dude, this is terrible.

Okay, you know what, you
can both go suck a d*ck.

- And just maybe we will.
- [PAGER BEEPING]

- Oh, sh*t, it's my cousin.
- [CAR APPROACHING]

- Did he get us the stuff?
- Yeah.

- Tonight.
- [TECHNO MUSIC PLAYING ON RADIO]

[MAN] Hey! Burnout!

- Show us your tits! [LAUGHS]
- [LAUGHS]

Oh, come on! Don't be shy!

I mean, sh*t, if you
really want to see 'em.

Oh...

[GROANS]

[CHUCKLES]

[RICH] The f*ck, Natalie?

He's gonna kick our ass, not yours!

Only if they catch us.

[PANTING] Come on!

- [TIRES SCREECH]
- [SCHOOL BELL RINGS]

♪ Hey, yeah ♪

♪ I want to shoop, baby ♪

♪ Here I go, here I
go, here I go again ♪

♪ Girls, what's my weakness? Men ♪

♪ Okay then, chillin',
chillin', minding my business ♪

♪ Yo, Salt, I looked around
and I couldn't believe this ♪

♪ I swear, I stared,
my niece my witness ♪

♪ The brother had it goin'
on with somethin' kind of uh ♪

♪ Wicked, wicked, had to kick it ♪

♪ I'm not shy so I
asked for the digits ♪

♪ A ho? No, that don't make me ♪

♪ See what I want slip
slide to it swifty ♪

[GIRLS LAUGHING]

[JACKIE] Allie.

You all right?

It's just a pep rally.

Honestly, I think the
whole point is just to give

freshmen something to jerk off to later.

[LOTTIE] Jackie,

Coach wants to see you in his office.

I'm not nervous.

I'm the only freshman
who got asked, you know.

I know.

It's so unfair.

My dress was gonna be amazing.

Well, hey, at least you
can wear it next year.

You don't get it, Van,
'cause nobody asked you.

Okay, you're done.

Jesus Christ.

- [CHUCKLES]
- [SNORTS]

Does someone want to tell Kelly Kapowski

to maybe worry less about prom

and more about not f*cking up nationals?

Oh, come on.

If she plays like she did at states...

Yeah, don't worry.

That's not gonna happen.

I'm gonna talk to you like an adult.

Is that okay with you?

Do you have any idea why I
made you team captain this year?

Now, obviously, it's not
because you're our best player.

Shauna's faster.

Lottie's got better footwork by a mile.

And Taissa, now...

Is this a pep talk?

Jackie,

you possess something no one
else on this team has: influence.

When things get tough out there,

those girls are gonna
need someone to guide them.

Can you handle that?

All right, let's hear it for the boys!

Let's give the boys a hand!

[SCATTERED APPLAUSE]

Thanks, guys.

You did your best.

Now, our next act needs no introduction.

So let's all just make some noise

for your New Jersey State

- Girls' Soccer Champions!
- [WHOOPING]

- [CHEERING]
- ♪ It's such a good vibration ♪

♪ It's such a sweet sensation ♪

♪ The vibrations, good like Sunkist ♪

♪ Many want to know who done this ♪

♪ Marky Mark and I'm here to move you ♪

♪ Rhymes will groove you and
I'm here to prove to you ♪

♪ That we can party
on the positive side ♪

♪ And pump positive vibes,
so come along for the ride ♪

♪ Making you feel the
rhythm is my occupation ♪

♪ So feel the vibration ♪

♪ It's such a good vibration ♪

- ♪ Come on, come on, come on ♪
- ♪ It's such a ♪

♪ Sweet sensation ♪

♪ Feel it, feel it ♪

[GAME SHOW MUSIC PLAYING ON TV]

[HOST] Parts of this epic

were dictated to family
members by its author.

What are you?

- I am Paradise Lost.
- [DING]

Yes. Linda.

[LINDA] I am The Great Gatsby.

- [BUZZ]
- [HOST] Ooh, I'm sorry.

The answer we're looking
for is Paradise Lost.

- [APPLAUSE]
- Aw, Linda. You dumb bitch.

And with that, we'll be right back.

I'm Taissa Turner.

And as state senator,

I want to lead New Jersey
out of the wilderness

and back to the economic
prosperity we all deserve.

- I'm Taissa Turner, and I approve this message.
- sh*t.

[ANNOUNCER] Paid for by Taissa
Turner for State Senator.

Just breathe.

We want natural. We want...

- Kennedys.
- [QUIETLY] I'm about to drive

this boy off a bridge, so I
must be doing something right.

Can we just have a minute?

- Sure.
- [EXHALES]

- [CLICKS TONGUE]
- [BISCUIT WHINES]

- [SIGHS] Told you I was terrible at this.
- [CHUCKLES]

You're doing great.

- Really.
- I want to play in my room.

Um, just a little while longer, hotshot.

We're almost done.

- Hey.
- [EXHALES]

This is a profile in Jersey
Monthly, not Italian Vogue.

You just need to loosen up.

What can I do to help, hmm?

- Want a sh*t of tequila?
- [EXHALES, CHUCKLES]

- Want a... want a quickie in the bathroom?
- [CHUCKLES]

- [SHUSHING]
- [LAUGHING]

[LAUGHING]

That is what I'm talking about, ladies.

Perfect.

I just have to say,

you are a real inspiration.

After everything that you went through.

I mean, it gives me chills.

Not that I believe any of
those nasty stories, but...

now look at you.

You're the q*eer Kamala.

Thank you.

But... I really just want to
focus on our collective future,

not my past.

[PHOTOGRAPHER] Ooh, a sound bite.

I love it.

[INHALES]

Are you okay?

I'm fine.

It seems like you don't even care.

- Are you kidding me?
- [SCHOOL BELL RINGS]

You're being insensitive.

This is what we've
worked for all season.

You really want to take that chance?

Yeah. 'Cause I'm not a f*cking assh*le.

What are you guys talking about?

[INHALES] Allie.

[EXHALES]

[SHAUNA] What about her?

Did you black out at
states? She totally choked.

- She's a freshman, Ty.
- She's a liability.

So what do you want to do about it?

She can't screw up if
she doesn't get the ball.

You want to freeze her out?

At least we'd know
what we're working with.

She kind of sucks, but...

I don't know.

That's because it's bullshit.

Oh, yeah?

What's your plan, then?

I don't know.

Play like a f*cking team and win?

It's worked so far.

Everything works until it doesn't.

And for the record,

you smell like a wino.

Get your sh*t together.

[INHALES] You know what?

f*ck this.

Wow. Okay.

Doesn't feel right.

Jackie's not gonna like it.

Then we probably shouldn't tell her.

[WOMEN VOCALIZE PERCUSSIVELY]

[PULSING, DRAMATIC MUSIC]

[WHISTLE BLOWS]

All right. Bring it
in. Take a knee, ladies.

What's up, state champs?

[WHOOPING]

Okay, so JV is gonna help us out
with a little scrimmage today.

Uh, Coach Martinez had to
take care of a family thing,

so, JV, you're gonna grab a pinny
from Misty, and let's get started.

[LAURA LEE] Uh, excuse me, Coach Scott.

Shouldn't we say a prayer first?

[CHUCKLES] Uh, it's just
a scrimmage, Laura Lee.

[CLEARS THROAT] But, uh, sure.

- Yeah. Knock yourself out.
- [LAURA LEE] 'Kay.

[INHALES, EXHALES]

Heavenly Father,

let our efforts remain fruitful,

so that we may perform
in ways glorious to You.

In Your name we pray.

- Amen.
- [OTHERS] Amen!

[BEN] All right. Let's go.

[TENSE, DRAMATIC MUSIC]

Nat!

[WOMEN VOCALIZING DRAMATICALLY]

[BLOWING WHISTLE]

[BEN] Come on, Allie.
That should've been yours.

I want to switch sides.

- I'll take Allie.
- Okay.

All right! Let's go, Varsity!

Taissa wants to see you step it up.

And, quite frankly,
that makes two of us.

Let's see some hustle!

[BLOWS WHISTLE]

[GRUNTS, PANTING]

- What...
- This is the game.

- Step it up.
- [WHISTLE BLOWS]

- It's not helping, Ty.
- If we can't freeze her out,

she's gonna have to learn
to play under pressure.

[WOMEN VOCALIZING MENACINGLY]

- [GRUNTING]
- Allie!

Finally.

Shauna!

- [GRUNTS]
- [CRYING]

[YELPS, GASPING]

[SCREAMING]

[GASPING]

Did you see her leg?

- Holy sh*t.
- Oh, my God.

Damn.

Holy f*ck.

Help! [GASPING]

Okay. Apply pressure to stop the bl...

- [SCREAMS]
- Jesus, Misty!

- Get the f*ck out of the way!
- [WAILING]

We need an ambulance! There's
a phone in Bill's office!

You mean Coach Martinez?

Christ! Yes! Go! Now!

- [ALLIE GASPING]
- [OVERLAPPING CHATTER]

Okay, keep her calm. Don't move her.

Stop moving, okay?

[OVERLAPPING CHATTER]

You're okay. Look at
me. Just breathe, okay?

Hand? Here, squeeze my hand.

- You're fine, you're fine.
- [ALLIE BREATHING DEEPLY]

[WATER RUNNING]

[WATER STOPS RUNNING]

[LOCKER DOOR CLOSES]

I know we're all really
worried about Allie.

But...

it might not be as bad as it looks.

You could see her f*cking bones, Jackie.

I'm pretty sure it's
exactly as bad as it looks.

Oh, God. I'm gonna throw up.

Okay, but, I mean... [EXHALES]

... we're still a team.

And we still have each other.

And the Lord works in mysterious ways.

[LOUD SLAM]

[NATALIE] Nice work, Taissa.

[SIGHS]

- [CHOPPING]
- [DOOR OPENS]

- Callie, is that you?
- [DOOR CLOSES]

[CALLIE] No. It's a
marauding pack of thieves.

We've come to burgle
your -year-old desktop

- and all your ceramic bunnies.
- [CHUCKLES SOFTLY]

[SENT MESSAGE CHIME]

How was school?

- Fine.
- "Fine."

Is Mrs. Mendez gonna let
you retake the trig test?

Yeah.

- Probably.
- [SENT MESSAGE CHIME]

Is there any way

you could put the phone down for,

I don't know, seconds and try

to have something resembling
a meaningful conversation?

[SIGHS]

Thank you. So, I'm making meatloaf.

This already does not seem
like a meaningful conversation.

I just figured we've been
on such a chicken kick lately

and why not mix it up?

Okay, seriously, if this
feels meaningful to you,

I really think you need to take
a good, hard look at your life.

I can't stay for dinner
anyway. We're going out.

Oh, really?

Well, I thought that you
and I could hang out tonight.

Like, watch a movie...

Mom,

it's Friday night.

Right.

Is Dad working late again?

Um, yeah. He's, you
know, having problems

with the inventory database, so...

- I'm sorry.
- [DOOR OPENS, CLOSES]

[KYLE] Yo. You ready to go?

- What's up, Mrs. S?
- Hi, Kyle.

Oh, we're doing this. O... okay.

You're looking fine tonight.

Thanks. Um... Okay.

So, home by : , please.

That's bullshit.

Fine.

Midnight.

- Love you!
- [GROANS]

- Love you.
- [KYLE CHUCKLES SOFTLY]

[SIGHS]

[DOOR OPENS]

[JACKIE] It's just a party.

I don't know. It...

feels weird to just go
like nothing happened.

It's not like skipping the
party's gonna un-f*ck Allie's leg.

Plus, it's tradition.

[CHUCKLES] Oh, my God.

You remember when you
tried to become Catholic?

I liked the saints.

- They were all so tragic.
- Hmm.

Mm-mm.

You know, Randy's gonna
be at the party tonight.

Um...

Okay.

[EXHALES]

Definitely not.

He asked Jeff to ask me
if you were gonna be there.

Randy?

- Really?
- What?

I just thought you'd want to
know somebody asked about you.

Started the song, yeah

Now, wouldn't that be something?

Shauna, just wear the red dress
I gave you. The boob dress.

Maybe I don't want
to wear the red dress.

And I sure as hell don't want to
hook up with Randy f*cking Walsh.

Jesus, what crawled up your ass?

Wear whatever you want.

Thanks.

I will.

[EXHALES]

[INHALES]

You're probably right
about Randy anyway.

I once saw him get
outsmarted by an escalator.

Mm.

I once heard him ask
who invented the Pope.

[LAUGHS]

♪ Let me find out what you're
thinking, watch it now ♪

♪ Everybody say you're wack
but you think you're hot ♪

♪ Player hatin' on the floor
'cause you're on the spot ♪

♪ Let me find out, let me find out ♪

♪ Let me find out that
you ain't got no class ♪

♪ Always tricking on the
honeys when you want some ass ♪

♪ Forever riding in my
car, never paying for gas ♪

♪ Let me find out, let me find out ♪

♪ Let me see, the only
thing you got is your crew ♪

♪ And from what I hear,
you're out of here ♪

♪ They don't even like you ♪

[CHEERING, WHOOPING]

- ♪ 'Cause you waited ♪
- ♪ Time's up ♪

♪ You're running out of luck ♪

♪ And you need it ♪

♪ Set us up ♪

♪ It's there succeeding ♪

- [SONG CONTINUES PLAYING]
- [INDISTINCT CHATTER]

That was hilarious.

It was so good.

You remember that, Shauna?

Do you?

Oh. Give me some.

Hey.

Mm-hmm. Uh-huh.

- No. Jackie.
- Mm-hmm.

What am I doing here again?

[CHUCKLES]

You guys, my cousin
hooked us up. [EXHALES]

You got it?

Got six words for you, my friend.

Lucy... in the Sky...

with Diamonds.

That is, like, the least
efficient way to say that.

Dude, don't you go to the
Olympics or whatever tomorrow?

Yeah.

I do.

♪ I am the girl you know ♪

♪ Can't look you in the eye ♪

♪ I am the girl you know ♪

♪ So sick I cannot try ♪

[DRIVER] Where to?

You pick up a lot of people here?

- A few, sure.
- [CHUCKLES SOFTLY]

How many go straight to a bar?

You want to go to a bar?

LAX.

I'm catching a red-eye.

[INDISTINCT CHATTER]

♪ I'm Miss World ♪

[GIRLS LAUGHING]

♪ Somebody k*ll me ♪

♪ k*ll me pills ♪

♪ No one cares ♪

♪ My friends ♪

♪ My friends ♪

Randy! Randy! Randy!

Randy! Randy!

[GROANS]

[BELCHES LOUDLY, GRUNTS]

[EXHALES] I dedicate
that to you, sexy lady.

- [HISSES, CHUCKLES]
- [LAUGHING]

Oh, God. [BURPING, GRUNTS]

♪ Is listening, my friends ♪

♪ I've made my bed ♪

♪ I'll lie in it ♪

I admire your resilience, Ty.

I've made my bed...

Can't be easy,

knowing you f*cking
crippled someone today.

Cool. Good talk.

Just admit you did it on purpose.

- Excuse me?
- You heard me.

You're wasted.

- And you're a f*cking sociopath.
- [VAN] Whoa!

- Calm down.
- No! Listen, you guys,

we don't have to worry about
the Allie problem anymore

- because Taissa fixed it for us.
- [LAURA LEE] What?

What's she talking about?

She's talking about
Taissa's little plan.

Oh, please. Since when
do you give a sh*t anyway?

- Don't you have a bong to hit or a d*ck to suck?
- Don't talk to her that way.

Oh, f*ck off, Shauna.

I don't need you to defend me.

Last time I checked, you
were fine with the whole

- "freeze her out" strategy.
- Okay, seriously,

- what are you talking about?
- Shut the f*ck up,

- Laura Lee!
- No, no, no, stop it.

Somebody needs to take
her wasted ass home.

Say that again, bitch. Say that again.

- I... I will say it again!
- [OVERLAPPING SHOUTING]

Cat fight!

- [SHOUTING CONTINUES]
- Cat fight!

That's it!

Enough!

♪ My bed, I'll die in it ♪

♪ I've made my bed, I'll lie... ♪

Yellowjackets,

with me!

Now!

[BOYS CHUCKLING]

[INDISTINCT CHATTER]

[OWL HOOTS]

I don't know what the f*ck that was,

but I do know that it's over.

We're about to go to nationals.

And based on what I'm
looking at right now,

we might as well not even
bother getting on that plane.

All right.

Everybody line up.

No, I'm f*cking serious. Line up!

Come on!

Here's what we're gonna do.

I want each of you to go down this line

and say one nice, true thing

about every other girl on this team.

What is this, f*cking Girl Scout camp?

[SNORTS, CHUCKLES]

Who wants to go first?

I'll go, Jackie.

Taissa,

you are beautiful in
the eyes of our Lord.

Mm.

Van,

- you are beautiful...
- Oh, my God!

[JACKIE] Okay, Laura Lee,

fall back.

[EXHALES] f*ck.

[INHALES]

Okay.

I'll go first.

Taissa Turner,

you have more fight in you
than anyone I've ever known.

I'm inspired by your determination.

[CHUCKLES SOFTLY]

Vanessa Palmer.

[CHUCKLES] Your smile makes me
feel happy every time I see it.

Laura Lee,

I truly admire your faith.

[CHUCKLES SOFTLY]

Nat,

I love that you don't
care what anybody thinks.

And you're so completely yourself.

- She's also deadly at beer pong.
- [CHUCKLING]

So, go on. Tell her.

- Come on, guys.
- [SIGHS]

Laura Lee,

you have very shiny hair.

Thank you, Van.

Lottie, you never talk sh*t
unless someone really deserves it.

Also,

I like your Pilgrim hat.

[CHUCKLES SOFTLY]

I'm sorry,

for what I said before,

about you...

I didn't, you know, mean to hurt her.

Okay.

Hi.

Hi.

Are... are we cool?

I don't know.

You haven't said anything
nice about me yet.

Okay.

Shauna Shipman.

[CHUCKLES]

You are...

a terrible dancer

and you have seriously
questionable taste in music...

- [CHUCKLES] ... and you can't hold your liquor for sh*t.
- [CHUCKLES]

[CHUCKLING]

But you're the only one who's
always been there for me.

You're the best friend I've ever had.

You know that, right?

Yeah.

- I know.
- Okay.

Let's get you home.

♪ I lost my heart ♪

- ♪ Under the bridge ♪
- [DIALOGUE INAUDIBLE]

♪ To that little girl ♪

♪ So much to me ♪

♪ And now I moan ♪

♪ And now I holler ♪

♪ She'll never know ♪

♪ Just what I found ♪

♪ Little fish, big fish ♪

♪ Swimming in the water ♪

♪ Misty? ♪

♪ Gimme my daughter ♪

♪ Little fish, big fish ♪

♪ Swimming in the water ♪

♪ Come back here, man ♪

♪ Gimme my daughter ♪

♪ Little fish, big fish ♪

♪ Swimming in the water ♪

♪ Come back here, man ♪

♪ Gimme my daughter ♪

♪ Little fish, big fish ♪

♪ Swimming in the water ♪

♪ Come back here ♪

[SOFT, GENTLE MUSIC]

Turn on Port Monmouth.

It's faster.

Shauna's house is on the way.

Come on. I'm past curfew.

I have a curfew, too, you know.

[JACKIE] Yeah, but... [SCOFFS]

... you know what my parents are like.

Love you.

Jeff, pull over.

Are you gonna puke?

Pl... Don't puke in my car, Shauna.

Just pull over.

[SHUTS OFF ENGINE]

[OWL HOOTING]

[QUIET, TENSE MUSIC]

Whoa, hey.

Hey, I... I thought we
weren't doing this again.

We're not.

Again.

[PANTING]

[MOANING]

[PANTING]

If you come inside me,

I will raise the baby out of spite

and train it to become a k*lling machine

that eventually hunts you down.

Got it? [PANTS]

[PANTS] Uh-huh.

Okay.

[PANTING, MOANING]

Tell me you love me.

[PANTING]

I won't hold you to it, okay?

[PANTING] Just say it.

I love you, Shauna.

[PANTS] Say it again.

- [PANTING]
- I love you, Shauna.

[MOANING]

[PANTING]

[CRUNCH]

[INSECTS TRILLING]

[PULSING, TENSE MUSIC]

[WATER STOPS RUNNING]

[BEEPING]

[DIALING]

We need to talk. [EXHALES]

["NEVER TEAR US APART" BY PALOMA FAITH]

♪ Don't ask me ♪

♪ What you know is true ♪

♪ Don't have to tell you ♪

♪ I love your precious heart ♪

♪ I ♪

♪ I was standing ♪

♪ You were there ♪

♪ Two worlds collided ♪

♪ And they could never tear us apart ♪

♪ We could live ♪

♪ For a thousand years ♪

♪ But if I hurt you ♪

♪ I'd make wine from your tears ♪

Mom.

♪ I told you ♪

Mom.

♪ That we could fly ♪

Mom!

- ♪'Cause we all have wings ♪
- [GROANING]

Come on.

♪ But some of us don't know why ♪

[SQUEAKING]

♪ I was standing ♪

♪ You were there ♪

Just let me find my keys.

I already got a ride.

Love you.

Remember, the most important
thing is to have fun.

Love you.

♪ Tear us apart ♪

♪ I ♪

♪ Don't ask me ♪

♪ I was standing ♪

♪ What you know is true ♪

♪ You were there ♪

♪ Worlds collided ♪

♪ Two worlds collided ♪

♪ We're shining through ♪

♪ And they could never tear us apart ♪

♪ You ♪

♪ Don't ask me ♪

♪ You were standing ♪

♪ What you know is true ♪

- ♪ I was there ♪
- ♪ Worlds collided ♪

♪ Two worlds collided ♪

♪ We're shining through ♪

♪ And they could never ♪

♪ Ever ♪

♪ Ever tear us apart... ♪

Here, I'll give you guys a hand.

[WHISPERS] Wicked.

[LAUGHS]

I can't believe your dad
paid for a private plane.

It's pretty much his
only form of parenting.

I guess I'll take it.

- Well, thank you, Mr. Matthews! [GIGGLES]
- Mr. Matthews!

[SOFT CHATTER]

[MARI] Whoa, whoa, hey, JV.

Didn't they tell you? New
blood's got to earn a seat.

- Oh, I... I thought that I could...
- No,

I'm % messing with you. [LAUGHS]

- [CHUCKLES]
- You want some Fruit by the Foot? I've got, like,

- a mile of it.
- [CHUCKLES]

Hey, hey, hey. Not so fast, girls.

[INDISTINCT CHATTER]

- Javi.
- Yeah.

For your ears.

Nuh-uh, buttmunch. Get out of here.

[BILL] All right, hustle up.

It's gonna be a long flight.

- This is your captain.
- [EXHALES]

Our flight plan to Seattle has us going

- a little bit farther north...
- Hey.

- ... than expected.
- You okay?

- Yeah.
- We're gonna try to avoid

a storm system that's coming in.

- Should get some great views...
- [EXHALES]

... of the Canadian Rockies.

Remember when you came
to Hilton Head with us

in second grade, and you
cried the whole flight?

[CHUCKLES]

Sit back, enjoy the flight.

Here.

Swiped these from my
mom's medicine cabinet.

Valium.

She's got, like, a never-ending supply,

so I doubt she'll even notice.

I know.

I'm basically the best.

And here.

It's a good luck charm.

Now nothing can touch you.

[CHUCKLES SOFTLY]

[SOFT, MELANCHOLY MUSIC]

[GIRLS LAUGHING]

[PLANE TAKING OFF]

[DISTORTED WHOOPING]

[DISTORTED CHATTER]

[GIRLS CHATTERING, CHUCKLING]

[FOOTSTEPS APPROACHING]

Sorry I'm late.

A reporter approached me today.

She said she was with the local paper,

but I googled her

and she wasn't credited
in any bylines anywhere.

These people come out of
the woodwork every few years,

on some anniversary or another.

You know that.

There's no reason to think
this is any different.

I can think of a few.

We agreed.

Say no more than we have to,

stay out of the public eye.

Shauna.

I saw you on f*cking television, Ty.

If someone's digging,

we are all f*cked.

Take care of it.

Thank you.

Have you talked to Nat?

She's in rehab.

Again.

And there's still...

- no sign of the others?
- No.

Not for months.

Okay.

Then we're fine.

So long as nobody does anything crazy...

we have nothing to worry about.

[EXHALES]

[GENTLE, SOMBER MUSIC]

[EXHALES]

[MAN] Nice ride.

I'm Dave.

The manager.

Hi, Dave.

I'm sorry. It's just...

Haven't seen anyone around
this unit since I've been here.

Vultures have been
circling it for years,

but I keep telling 'em,

- "Long as the bill's paid."
- [CHUCKLES SOFTLY]

You local?

Was.

Been a while since I've been...

home.

Then welcome back. [CHUCKLES SOFTLY]

Thanks.

I wasn't sure how I'd feel, but...

I think it'll be good to...

reconnect with some old friends.

[SLOW, SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC]

[SIZZLING]

[WOMEN VOCALIZING HAUNTINGLY]

[DRAMATIC, PERCUSSIVE MUSIC]

[EXHALES]

Happy Friday, Mrs. DeGenaro.

[PILLS RATTLING]

Time for your meds. [CHUCKLES SOFTLY]

We been a good girl today?

Mm.

Still on a hunger strike, I see.

You know, you're never gonna get

your strength back up if you don't eat.

Gloria.

Did we have another accident?

[SIGHS]

I have told you, you just
have to press the button

and someone will come. [CHUCKLES]

[QUIETLY] I just changed those sheets.

[CLATTERING]

[CHUCKLES SOFTLY]

You know,

I think the morphine might
be upsetting your tummy.

[WHISPERS] Let's skip this dose.

[GLORIA] [QUIETLY] Mm-mm.

Don't f*ck with me.

[WHIMPERS SOFTLY]

[INSECTS TRILLING]

Happy Friday, ladies!

Hey, Misty.

[SOFT, HAUNTING MUSIC]

[ALARM CHIRPS]

[DOOR OPENS]

[GIRLS SCREAMING]

[DISTORTED SCREAMING, SHOUTING]

The Lord is my shepherd.

- And even though I walk through the valley...
- [ENGINE WHINING LOUDLY]

[SCREAMS]

[SOFT, GENTLE MUSIC]

[ENGINE WHINING LOUDLY]

[PULSING, DRAMATIC MUSIC]