01x12 - Boo Gi Nights

[bunniefuu]

Hey guys, we did a great job decorating.

Our Halloween festival tomorrow
night is gonna be a blast.

Yeah, but can we please change
the name from Boo-Stravaganza?

No way! I came up with that.

The "boo" part is scary,
"Stravaganza" is fancy talk for party.

So uh, Jack you know the Halloween
legend about our dojo, right?

What legend?

This place wasn't always a dojo.

It used to be a butcher
shop called Myer's Meats.

On a hot summer's day...

You can still smell the
Brisket wafting off the mats.

I always thought that smell was Jerry.

Eight years ago on Halloween night,

Mr. Myers was teaching his
apprentice to make sausages...

Oh! The sausager's apprentice huh?

That's right, apparently he
did something Myers didn't like.

Words were exchanged, pork
started flying, Myers snapped...

Picked up a meat mallet,
and when it was over...

His apprentice was dead.

He was dead, deader than
dead, he was so dead...

Okay, thank you Eddie.

The legend, is his headless
body still haunts this dojo.

Stop trying to scare me.
It's not gonna happen.

- It's him! The sausager's apprentice.
- [Moaning]

- I'll take care of this!
- What? No, no, no!

- No, no Jack! Milton's in there.
- Ow! Ow! Ow!

Yeah, see?

Boo?

Goodbye Milton.

[Bows hard]

Ah, Christmas nuts!

[Rock music playing]

- ♪ Don't...
- ♪Don't...

- ♪You...
- ♪You...

♪Get all tough with me!

♪I'm saying...

- ♪Won't...
- ♪Won't...

- ♪You...
- ♪You...

♪Come kick it with me?

♪And we could have a
ball, run up the wall!

- ♪That's just how we do.
- ♪Come on!

♪And no matter how much I chop and punch
it's not as cool as kickin' it with you.

♪Here we go, let's start the party!

♪Chop it up like it's karate.

♪Everybody!

- ♪Don't...
- ♪ Don't...

- ♪You...
- ♪You...

♪Get all tough with me!

♪I'm saying...

- ♪ Won't...
- ♪Won't...

- ♪You...
- ♪You...

♪Come kick it with me?

♪And we could have a
ball, run up the wall!

- ♪That's just how we do.
- ♪Come on!

♪And no matter how much I chop and punch
it's not as cool as kickin' it with you.

That psycho butcher story you made
up yesterday was pretty cool Kim.

Not to Jerry, he actually started
having nightmares about it.

We told him it was based
on an actual legend.

Ha.

And that one Halloween night
Mr. Myers will come back...

And bad things will happen
to whoever he touches.

Why are you guys trying to scare Jerry?

Hello... it's Halloween, it's
what you're supposed to do.

So, I hear you guys are hosting
Boo-Stravaganza at the Mall.

Sure hope nothing happens.

What's that supposed to mean Frank?

[Mocking] What's that
supposed to mean Frank?

Hey, we spent a lot of time
and energy on this party.

So I hope you and your guys
aren't thinking of trying anything.

Because if you remember when you try
things, it usually doesn't go too well.

Maybe you should take your
sister trick or treating.

Maybe I will, she's going
to be a Princess this year...

And she's going to be adorable.

- Okay.
- [Laughing]

Hey little buddy, you making a Jack
O'Lantern for that Boo-A-Palooza thing?

Yes I am. I want all the lady's to
see that I'm an expert Pumpkin Carver.

Yeah, because that's
what all the lady's want.

Rock stars, Quarterbacks
and Pumpkin Carver's.

Eddie, I want your guts.

I'm kinda using them right now.

No, your pumpkin guts.

- Oh.
- Look...

Every year I buy a pumpkin to make
a pie and I throw out the outside.

Every year you buy a pumpkin to carve
and you throw out the insides...

Let's just buy one
together, and partner up.

You're on partner, after school
we're hitting the pumpkin patch.

It's a date.

[Clicks tongue]

Wow, I guess your pumpkin
skills did get you a date.

- It's with Marge!
- It's called a start Jack.

♪Hey! Come on!

♪Kickin' it with you.

Wow, Phil cockroach?

Interesting choice for a
guy who runs a restaurant.

But I guess it's keeping
in the spirit of Halloween.

Eh, what is Halloween?

Wait, you don't know what Halloween is?
Why are you dressed like a cockroach?

Oh, health inspector came by,
we passed with flying colors.

I want the customers to know
that I do not have cockroach.

- The why are you dressed like one?
- So that they know what I don't have.

Then why aren't you dressed like brains?

If I slap you, you feel it six times.

Uh, excuse me Miss?

Something that I thought I'd never have
to say... your tail is in my baba ghanoush.

Oh, I am so sorry. I was actually
looking for a place to sit.

This having a tail thing
is kind of new to me.

Not in my family, we're born with them,
but they usually fall off by age five.

[Laughing]

- You are so funny.
- I'm so not kidding.

Would you mind if I sit here?

I don't know I never
ate with a cat before...

You're not going to lick yourself
and cough up a hairball are you?

[Laughing]

- You are so hysterical.
- I don't know about hysterical...

But you are looking at a man who
knows over knock-knock jokes.

Mm, then maybe you
should start knocking.

- Knock-knock? [Clears-throat]
- Who is there?

I can't remember any of them.

Ah...

Ah...

Uh, excuse me Rudy, I've got to
get these decorations outside.

Ah...

Oh I get it, if I don't ask why you're
sighing you're not going to let me outside.

So, why are you sighing?

Glad you asked me that Jerry, I'm sighing
because I was just sh*t with an arrow.

[Scoffs]

Who sh*t you with an arrow?

He's about yay big, quiver
on his back, wears a diaper.

Oh, you mean crazy Steve
down at the car wash?

I'm talking about Cupid.
Dude I am in love!

- Really?
- Yeah.

- What's her name?
- No idea.

- What does she look like?
- Not a clue.

I just met her, and I've never seen
her outside of her Halloween costume.

She's a kitty. [Meows]

Wait you, you've never
seen her without her mask?

- Oh that's not good.
- What are you saying?

I'm saying you better find out what
she looks like, your cat may be a dog.

- [Barks]
- [Meows]

- [Barks]
- [Meows]

- [Barks]
- Dude what are we doing?

- I don't know.
- We should stop.

[Grunts]

Uh, can I help you?

Oh, hey.

- How are you?
- Good.

- Uh, what are you doing here?
- I used to work here.

You worked in the dojo?

Uh, no before it was a
dojo it was a butcher shop.

Maybe you heard of it, Myer's Meats?

I've... [gulps]

I've heard of it.

If these walls could talk...
they'd never stop screaming.

What's... what's your name?

I'm Meyers, the butcher.

[Eerie music]

Happy Halloween.

I touched the butcher! Horrible
things are going to happen.

[Screams] Ah!

[Screams] Ah!

If witches have all these magic
powers, why are they so ugly?

Yeah I know, if I were a witch
I'd go "poof" rich and beautiful.

Guys, you're not going to believe
it, Meyers the butcher's back.

And he touched me! Oh, horrible
things are going to happen.

[Whimpers]

First of all, calm down.

Second of all...

Show me on this witch
where he touched you.

I'm going to church!

Free fries at Circus Burger,
all you need is a coupon.

How about you kid, you want a coupon?

Ah!

Clown!

I guess he doesn't like french fries.

Wow, what was that?

Well, what do you know, we finally
found something Jack is scared of...

Clowns.

Or coupons.

But clown's makes more sense.

♪ Kickin' it with you.

Jack, I can't believe
you're afraid of clowns.

I don't know what you're talking about.

Oh, he knows... he big red-nose.

So you don't like baggy pants,
floppy shoes, and that song...

♪Dut, dut, duh, duh, dut...

Stop it!

It's true okay? Clowns freak me out.

[Scoffs] Oh you weren't
just freaked out.

You acted like Milton every
time he reads a pop-up book.

Hey, some of those things
just come right at you!

Jack, what happened?

[Sighs]

It was my fifth birthday party...

My parents hired a clown, but
they didn't hire a very good one.

Hey, you kids like flowers, huh?

- All: Yeah!
- Alright.

Ta-da!

- He just pulled those out of his sleeve.
- What did you say?

Sorry. I said you just pulled
those out of your sleeve.

You think I like being
a clown, you little punk?

You think being a clown
is just a big joke.

You think it's just, uh, like I had...

[Straining]

I got bills!

[Groans, gasps]

You k*lled a clown?

Well I thought I did.

Turns out he was lite headed from
blowing up too many balloon animals.

I hope you're happy, you made
me pass out! [Pops balloon]

Mommy!

So, who wants cake?

[Screaming]

From that moment on, I've
been terrified of clowns.

After that story, I am too.

Since then I just avoid them, I know
where every clown in the city lives...

Shaky McGee, Chuckles Watson,
Blato, Blimpo, and Uncle Giggles.

Wow. How do you keep track of them all?

Luckily it's not that hard,
they all travel in one car.

♪ Kickin' it with you.

I'll see you tonight Jack.

[Evil laughter]

Woman: Frank, why is this door locked?

I'm practicing my evil laugh mom!

Well, stop it! You're scaring the cat.

- I got this, I got this, here we go.
- Okay.

It's alright, it's
alright, it's alright.

I can't do it. I
shouldn't have named it.

You shouldn't have named it Bernard.

You trying to get its butt
kicked by the other pumpkins?

Just do me a favor...

- Can you make the first cut?
- Fine, I'll do it.

Bernard this is not personal
it's just pumpkin business.

I can't do it either. I
relate to this little fella.

I was the smallest one in my family too.

Seriously?

- I wouldn't.
- Got it.

Who says a pumpkin has
to be carved anyway?

I could just decorate it
into something really scary.

You should make a dude with a crazy
witch hair, Werewolf fur on the neck,

one eye going that way, one
eye going the other way...

Oh sh**t.

I just described my boyfriend Barry.

Whoa!

- I wouldn't.
- Got it.

♪ Kickin' it with you.

You know what, you should probably
take your mask off while you eat.

I'm good thanks.

You know what they say...

When in Rome, take your mask off.

Rudy, it's Halloween, everybody's
wearing costumes and masks.

I'm not wearing a mask, my face is right
out there for full eyeball enjoyment.

[Laughs]

You're cute.

Oh I have to go, I'm
volunteering at the haunted house.

No, wait, wait, wait, you've got
a little hummus on your whiskers.

Let me get that for you.

Rudy, I'm fine! I'll see you later.

[Sighs]

Let me guess Phil, you're wearing
that because you don't have rats.

No, I am wearing this for
Halloween, I have plenty of rats.

Whoa! Hey! Hey! Where is everyone going?

You know what? I don't think I'm going to
need this frequent falafeler card anymore.

[Sighs]

Milton how long does it take
to put on a wolf man costume?

I'm coming.

What happened? I thought you
were supposed to be the wolf man?

They said they would hold it for
me, but they rented out the last one.

I had to be Little Boy Blue.

Hey, is everyone okay in here?

Uh, yeah, why?

- I told you, Myers was in the dojo.
- What?

The legend was true, the
m*rder, the butcher, the curse.

Jerry, there is no legend.

I mean there was a guy named Myers
who owned a butcher shop here.

But I made the rest up to scare Jack.

So you made the whole thing up?

Yes! Now can we please
go enjoy our Halloween?

Okay Mrs. Zombie.

I'd hate to waste this cool
wolf man costume. [Laughs]

They were saving it for some sucker, but
I paid the guy extra. Totally worth it.

- I'm the sucker, that's mine, take it off!
- Hey, hey no, I can't!

I'm kinda wearing weird underwear.

For what it's worth, you
make a pretty good Goldilocks.

I'm Little Boy Blue.

It's : Circus Burger's
closed so their clown's gone.

Now let's go Boo-Stravaganza
our butts off.

Jack, what the matter? You heard what
Kim said the Circus Burger clown is gone.

I'm not worried about that clown.

I'm worried about... that clown!

Ah!

Oh, oh there is a curse! Oh, and something
horrible is going to happen to me.

There is no curse, it's
Frank and the Black Dragons.

[Crowd screaming]

The Black Dragons are
trashing the place!

[People screaming]

Great! I spent six hours
working on my pumpkin,

and now the Black Dragons
are going to smash it.

No they're not! If anybody touches
our little Bernard, they going down.

Yeah!

[Grunting]

Let's go.

[Growling]

[Grunts]

Jack you've gotta go out
there, if you don't stop this...

I'll be little boy black and blue.

[Sighs]

You don't think I want to go out there?

- I can't.
- Great!

All the time we put
into the Halloween party,

and the Black Dragons
are ripping it to shreds.

Too bad you can't be like
Bobby Wasabi in "Blind Samurai".

Even though he couldn't see,

he used his other senses to
wipe out a whole army of ninjas.

And rode his seeing-eye
pony off into the sunset.

That's it! Milton, you are a genius!

Maybe so, but I would trade IQ
points for one lone hair on my chest.

You don't want any of this.

Whoa!

Oh.

I guess they do want
some of this, my bad.

Hey you clowns! I'm the
one you want! Come on!

Jack, you're talking to a palm tree.

Yes.

Hey you clowns! I'm the one you want!

[Crowd mummers]

- Uh!
- What you smiling at Pumpkin Head?

[Yells]

Oh!

[Bell rings]

[Howls]

[Grunts]

There's your Little Boy Blue!

[Grunt]

Ha!

[Gasps]

Not so tough now, are you Jack?

[Whimpers]

[Evil laugh]

- Say goodbye Goldilocks!
- I'm Little Boy Blue!

Ah!

What are you doing, I'm a
clown you're scared of me!

I am, but that's my friend!

Boo.

[Crowd cheers]

Dude, that was awesome! Nothing terrible
happened, something great happened.

There is no curse.

How'd you get over
your whole clown thing?

I had to face it, I
couldn't let you guys down.

Thanks Jack, my horn and I salute you.

[Fart sound]

That wasn't the horn was it?

- Sadly no.
- Mm.

Look it wasn't just me,
we all faced our fear.

You guys were scared of the Black
Dragons, but you stood up to them.

It was a fight to the
finish, but we saved Bernard.

Guys check it out, this is the
best pumpkin I've ever done.

- Wow.
- Whoa!

- Huh, huh?
- Another salute to us.

No please, we're good.

♪ Kickin' it with you.

It's clear that I have
very strong feeling for you.

But this is the moment of truth.

This relationship can't go any further,

until I see what you look
like under the cat mask.

[Sighs]

Okay Rudy, it's really
not that big of a deal.

Halloween's almost over anyway.

I can't believe I bought into
that whole stupid curse thing.

I mean nothing terrible happened to me.

This turned out to be
the best Halloween ever.

Ah!

Ah!

Jerry, what's wrong? She's
not a dog, she's beautiful.

She's...

She's my mommy.

Oh, I knew there was a curse!