01x03 - Lost in Translation

Episode transcripts for the TV show "The Other Kingdom". Aired April - June 2016.*
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"The Other Kingdom" follows fairy princess Astral, who is given a chance to check out life in the human world, attending high school. However, she soon has to choose between being either a fairy princess or a human as she is set to inherit the crown of her royal kingdom of Athenia.
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01x03 - Lost in Translation

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Previously on The Other Kingdom.

He's not for eating.

I know you have a crush on
him, but I saw him first.

Girl's right?

They can't get enough of me.

You have to dress
for the life you want.

Oh I want an Other life.

Home at last.

Home is a place you
will never see again.

How come no one ever told me
that chocolate is so good?

How has she never had chocolate?

Maybe her parents are hippies.

You know, granola
and veggies and stuff.

Oh wow.

Broccoli is even better.

It's like eating a little tree.

She's never had broccoli?

Hey Astral.

Broccoli and chocolate, huh?

Eat 'em at the same time,
you got broccolate.

Um, what?

You know, broccoli and
chocolate mixed together.

Broccolate.

You can do that?!

Nah, I just made it up.

Like a peanut butter cup.

Except terrible.

A peanut butter cup?

You mean a cup you can eat?

Let's do it!

I actually have to get to
gymnastics practice,

but I'll see ya later.

Okay, yeah, bye.

"See ya later."

"See ya later."

"I'll see YOU later."

Wait did he mean,
"See YOU later?"

Or was he just being casual,
like, "See ya later!"

Do you think he meant it?

He totally meant it.

What are you talking about?

"See ya later."

"Tell them I
said hi."

"You look great in
skinny jeans."

Nobody looks great
in skinny jeans.

These are all just
things people say.

Don't listen to him.

He doesn't know anything
about romance.

Whatevrs.

I gotta go to gymnastics.

Wait, you're on the team?

Coach couldn't live without me.

He's the equipment manager!

The vice president of
equipment oversight.

Why?

Because I'm a genius.

If I'm on a team, then I
don't have to take P.E.

which equals no sweating.

Sometimes you amaze me.

Other times, I worry.

Wait.

Can you bring this to Tristan?

Oatmeal?

Why not?

It's warm and delicious,

It's like someone wrapping their
arms around your tummy

and saying
"Good Morning!"

You know, warm bowl, warm soul.

Got it.

Not really, but I will deliver.

It's nice that
Devon's on a team.

More like he's around the team.

I should join a team!

Meet more people.

Have the full high
school experience.

Join Fall Dance
Committee with me.

The only person I
know there is Hailey,

sometimes she acts like
she's Queen of everything

and I'm invisible.

Really?

Because back home I was training

to be the actual Queen
of everything...

Training to be Queen?

I mean, yeah, it's rude
to ignore people.

Did you get my oatmeal?

I am getting hangry.

Arghh.

What was that?

Nothing.

I heard a scream.

Coming from your locker.

You're so funny.

I'll see you at Dance
Committee, okay?

I am so very hungry.

Sorry, Oswald.

This is more painful than
conquistador karaoke.

And they cannot carry
a tune in a bucket.

Did you get my oatmeal?

I kinda...

How about some broccoli instead?

Just please, look, do not do
something that requires you

to be rescued until after
I have my breakfast.

You can't roam around a
crowded school by yourself.

Have some chocolate.

I'll be back.

If you want to eat,
you have to hunt!

To battle!

I'm not like other kids.

I guess you could
call me different.


Back home, I'm a princess.

But here I could be
whoever I want to be.


Go to school, make new
friends, explore your ways,


and have some fun.

Hiding my fairy powers
isn't always easy,


but my friends help me
when things go wrong.


I have to make a choice soon.

Your world or my home.

Time is running out.

So how does wizarding
school work?


And when do I get my powers?

Leave me alone, Other.

I don't have time for your kind.

Is there another teacher
I could speak to then?

I'm very excited and
you'll find I'm a very...

Enough!!

That was brilliant!

Do it again.

No!

Unless you sit on that bridge.

Completely silent.

Completely still.

Do not move.

Until your wizard
powers come to you.

Thank you, mam.

Thank you...

Right, tight.

Still.

Silent.

Are we late?

I'm sorry.

We're full, Astral,
who bailed on me,

and on getting flooded
at a cool people party.

We don't have room for a B-Team
on Fall Dance Committee.

Wait, this isn't Debate Club?

C'mon Barb.

Great!

There's room now.

So, where do we start?

Picking the date based on star
alignment or constellations?

We need to pick a theme.

This is super important.

A proper theme is the first
step to a winning dance

and I want this one to
go down in history.

It should go: Moon
Landing, the selfie,

And the Theseus Fall Dance.

She puts a lot of pressure
on herself doesn't she?

She's just getting started.

The fall dance has to
make a huge splash!

So I had a brilliant idea.

Beach Theme!

I know I'm new here,

but that seems a little
off for a fall dance.

I mean, fall, pumpkins,
apple picking.

The beach?

It doesn't really go.

It totally goes.

How about an airport theme?

No one ever does that.

Planes connect people and...

Point of order.

You shouldn't be allowed
to suggest a theme

without a real presentation.

I had visual aids.

You had a beach ball.

But I had to blow it up!

Committee bylaws state
anyone who wants

to suggest a theme must
be allowed to do so.

Option B: airport theme.

Everybody satisfied?

As self-appointed head of the
dance committee, I say, we vote.

All in favor of the Beach theme?

I have an idea.

Fine.

What if we did a fairy theme?

That feels like fall.

I mean, nights get longer,
elves cause mischief,

trolls eat candy!

Fairies light up
the midnight sky.

Yes!

I vote fairy!

Although we should keep the
airport theme idea

for next year.

I'm in charge; I get
to choose the theme.

If more than one
theme is proposed,

then each proposal must be
presented to committee

at the next meeting.

Great.

Come on Morgan, let's go.

I can't wait to see what
you guys come up with.

BT-Dubs, you don't
have much time.

We at the end of school today.

Are you kidding me, Gigi?

You barely talk all meeting, and
then you come up with that?

Honestly!

Way to work guys.

Yeah, good practice.

Hit the showers.

Oh Hey.

Tristan, hey.

Astral, she wanted
me to give you this.

Oh man.

The library is gonna
be so ticked!

Cold oatmeal?

Okay.

Yeah, I mean she's from England.

They do things differently
over there you know?

Summer's winter.

Down is up.

I think you're thinking
of Australia.

Yeah, I knew that.

I just...

Astral is an interesting girl.

Thanks, man.

Yeah, man.

No problem, man.

You my main man.

Man.

A little help?

Mamma Mia!

Is that a frog in distress?

What villain has captured
you, my amphibian brethren?

Fear not.

I'm coming to save
you, brave ones.

They can take our oatmeal,

but they will never
take our freedom!!

We definitely need
a fairy bower.

How do you know about
fairy bowers?

How do you know about
fairy bowers?

I asked you first.

Astral, I think I saw
something yesterday...

Devon!

It is so great to see you!

Tough practice this morning.

You think to yourself, "I
don't know if I'll be able"

to put this mat away,"
and then BAM.

You find your inner strength
and you just do it.

You stick the landing.

So did you give Tristan
the oatmeal?

Did he eat the oatmeal?

Tell me everything!

He said he was interested
or something.

Interested.

That's good, right?

Interested is like,
five above good.

It means he made the
effort to think about you,

which means he's not
playing his video games.

And for a boy, that's huge.

I should give him
something else.

What do boys like?

Yeah Devon.

What do you...

I mean, what do boys like?

I dunno.

Pizza.

Video games.

Oh an F- fighter
plane would be cool.

I have something better.

Give him my socks.

Your socks?

Well, where I come from, if
you warm someone's feet,

you warm their heart.

Plus socks are just fun.

Maybe skip the gift and send
him a message instead.

Okay.

Tell him...

I like his smell.

Really?

How else do you know
if you like someone?

I'm so glad I'm a dude.

I'll let you know how it goes.

If Tristan likes you, you
can ask him to the dance.

We'll dance under a Fairy Bower.

If we can sell Hailey
on the theme.

Easy.

No one can resist
the charms of fairies.

Hop to freedom my
friends, go, go, go!

Taking female prisoners.

Cowards.

Sleep tight, Froggies.

It's almost show time.

It's dissection day
in biology class.

Dissection?!

Come back you dog,
and face me like a man!

Come and fight...

Nighty night.

Don't worry about Hailey.

She's still mad about me
not going to that party.

Too bad.

She shouldn't have
tried to change you.

Good friends let you be you
and spread your wings.

Who said anything about wings?

Astral, what is up with you?

You're acting kind of weirder
than you usually do.

I'm as weird as I always am.

I just need some me time.

You know with my locker
and me alone.

Shouldn't you two
be getting to class?

Morgan, Señor Baker
will be muy enojado

if you are late for
Spanish again.

On our way.

I just need something
from my locker.

Oswald, I couldn't find
any oatmeal but...

Oswald?

Oswald?

Oswald?

I forgot my...

Find Oswald.

Oh my Goblin.

What do we really
know about Astral?

I mean, I know what you know.

She's from England

and she thinks socks
are a great present.

Seriously?

You live in the same house with
her and that's all you know?

What's wrong with you?

It's fine.

I didn't need any help anyway.

Are you alright?

Oh yeah.

No worries.

Hey, did you see Astral again?

Yes.

And she wanted me to
tell you something.

She did?

Dude, go.

Yeah.

Uh...

What was it?

It was um, you smell.

Astral said that?

Yeah, something like that.

Is chalk toxic?

I don't know.

I think I need an eye wash
station, just in case.

Oswald?

Oswald!?

Please, no.

Princess!

Frogs.


Suffocate.

Freedom.

They were going to put
these frogs to sleep

and then cut them up to see
what makes them ribbit.

Astral!

Morgan, this isn't
what it looks like.

Really?

Because it looks like you're
talking to some sort of gnome.

So it is what it looks like.

But I have to get these
frogs out before

the teacher gets back.

Help me.

Be free, my friends.

I am so sorry this
happened to you.

Do you have a brother
named Chad?

Lives in Athenia?

You have identical warts.

I don't believe this.

I don't believe it either.

Oswald the Great.

Felled by a bottle of Night-
Night Sleepy-Time Potion.

And I'm not a gnome.

Gnomes run from battle.

I am a Brownie.

I can explain...

What are you doing here?

My frogs!!

You two.

Principal's office.

Now.

You're a fairy?!

Please don't ask
me any questions.

Because fairies can't lie!

I knew it.

I saw you float.

Just a little, but I saw it.

You enchanted those
girls to like Devon.

And that Finder Orb.

What do you call that?

Uh, a Finder Orb.

What's it like where
you're from?

Do wings itch?

Can you really talk to animals?

Tell me everything.

Well, we live with
trolls, and giants...

Giants?!

I love tall guys.

Morgan!

No one can find out.

Ever.

No kidding.

Scientists would
lock you in a lab

and remove your
brain for testing.

You'd be one big biology
experiment to them.

And my dad would ground me.

Don't worry.

I won't tell anyone.

Actually, I'm glad
someone else knows.

Fairies aren't good
at keeping secrets.

So what are your powers?

I'm sorry, is that a
personal question?

Well, I can glimmer people.

Where you make someone
forget the last thirty seconds.

Oh, do me!

Go!

No.

Morgan we don't have time

to have this conversation
all over again.

Why do you know so
much about fairies?

When I was little I didn't
have many friends.

So my dad gave me a book
about fairies, and said,

"you'll never be lonely if
you believe in fairies,

because they're everywhere,
always watching after you."

Yeah, that's what we do.

Ever since then, I've learned
everything I can about, you.

This is the greatest
day of my life.

Wow.

I'm glad you didn't glimmer me.

I would not want to forget the
moment we became best friends.

Alright.

In my office.

Now.

Hey man.

Hey man.

Hey, bro.

Brosef.

Hey Tristan, hey.

So I was thinking about
what Astral said about me

and I need a favor.

Please don't tell me you want
me to give her your socks.

No, um.

Look, I want you to smell me.

Oh no.

No way.

Shh!

C'mon, you're the team's
equipment manager.

This is your job.

Please smell me.

Fine.

It's good.

Like a garden.

A manly garden of wildflowers.

A super manly garden
of wildflowers.

Thanks.

Could you tell Astral that I've
taken care of the problem.

She'll never smell me again.

I'll do it as long as you never
tell anyone what just happened.

Deal.

Hey, hey!

Scratch and sniff.

Smell each other
on your own time.

Now get back to dissecting
your potatoes.

Mr. Stockley, weren't we
supposed to dissect frogs today?

We were supposed to do
a lot of things, Devon!

♪ A fairy land dream is
the perfect theme! ♪

So.

What did you think?

Anyone one who votes for my
beach theme gets a free tablet.

Beach theme.

Maybe we should we
change our vote?

I kinda want a tablet.

No!

Two to two.

It's a tie.

Great.

Dance chair gets the tiebreaker.

Good job, too bad, we're going
with the beach theme.

Meeting adjourned.

In the event of a tie,
the principal decides.

Really?

Again Gigi?

Fine, we'll present our themes

to Principal Williams
and she'll decide.

Oh, did I mention she's my aunt?

Yeah.

That just happened.

Good luck!

Oh no!

Devon.

You told him I think he stinks!

You have to tell him
what I really said!

Nuh-uh.

If you want to tell him
something just, be straight.

If you like a guy,
just tell him.

That's what I'd
want a girl to do.

Really?

Totally.

I'm out.

It'll be okay, Astral.

Just give it time.

Time is what I don't have.

We have four years of
high school ahead of us.

Anything can happen.

In your world.

In mine, I only have ninety days

to choose between Other
or Fairy forever.

Here I am.

Just waiting for
my Wizard powers.

Bottom sore after much waiting.

But it will be worth it
once I get my powers.


Anytime now.

What the?

What are you?

Winston Percival Althazar.

The rather strict professor,
earthly looking one, said that

if I sit on this bridge, I'll
earn my wizard powers.

Old Versitudey
said that, did she?

I'm afraid it's not
working, though.

I must be doing something wrong.

Oh you're doing perfectly.

But it'll take two months
of sitting there

before you get your powers.

Two months?

'Fraid so.

There is a much faster way, but
I'm sure you're not interested.

Good luck to you.

No, actually, I'm very
interested, um, sorry.

I haven't caught your name.

Professor Brendoni.

And I can get you your powers,
but you must do whatever I say.

Absolutely, Professor Brendoni.

I'm looking forward
to an experience

that's both educational and fun.

Me too, pal.

Me too.

I'm going to be a wizard.

I put together a
basket of treats

and I made him a
wreath of stink weed.

Oh cute.

Because of the smell thing.

No.

It's the traditional
fairy apology flower.

You smell really good, Tris.

Thanks, I've been working on it.

It's been paying off.

Tristan.

You are just so funny
and awesome.

I'm so happy that you
wanted to hang out.
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