01x10 - I Got This

Episode transcripts for the TV show "The Other Kingdom". Aired April - June 2016.*
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"The Other Kingdom" follows fairy princess Astral, who is given a chance to check out life in the human world, attending high school. However, she soon has to choose between being either a fairy princess or a human as she is set to inherit the crown of her royal kingdom of Athenia.
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01x10 - I Got This

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You are grounded
for an entire week.

And clean this place up.

Don't stop until you
can eat off the floor.

We're done.

I always eat off the floor.

Mr. Quince, we really didn't
mean to let the night

get so out of control.

She's right dad.

It just kind of blew up.

But really, how bad was it?

A week's grounding
isn't nearly enough.

Oh, it looks like I missed some.

Waste not, want not.

I'm managing the construction
crew for the research centre.

You're all old enough
that I shouldn't need

to manage you too.

Now get cleaning!

Wow.

He's mad.

I knew we should have
invited him to the party.

Okay let's start
in the living room.

This is a disaster.

I don't know,
it's missing something.

There!

Perfect symmetry.

It's like every day is
opposite day for you.

Astral, brooms are our friends!

I just don't get it!

Who gets invited to a party
by a girl and shows up with

a different girl?

Tristan, I guess.

Doesn't he know anything about

hormonally charged
teen interactions?

There are unwritten rules.

Someone should write them down!

I wish you could just fairy
him to fall for you.

You really want
Biscuit to like you?


Two words:
troll potion.

Troll potion?

Best magic around.

It's the oil from the soil.

The fixer elixir.

The supersonic tonic!

It's mostly dirt and snails,

but it will get him to
some next-level crushing!

Gross.

Hey Brendoni, mind helping?

No problem-o.

Brendoni.

You don't understand
what we're doing here,

do you?

Only the trash is
supposed to go outside.

So Brendoni, this troll potion.

If you were to, hypothetically,
accidentally, on-purpose,

do this for me...

could you possibly
do it tomorrow?


I don't know if you'd
be ready for that jelly.

It could be a real disaster.

I do love a good disaster.

My life is over.

I'm always gonna be known
as that kid whose dad

shut down his party.

Everyone's gonna laugh at me.

Wait, is that the good kind of
laughing, or the bad kind?

The kind that causes you
to retreat from society,

adopt eleven cats, and only go
outside to tell kids that you're

keeping their frisbees!

Bad kind.

Got it.

I hear talking and
not much cleaning!


A little help, please?

I know a shortcut.

What happened?

You asked for a little help.

Why did I reject my instincts
and not move to South America

when I had the chance?

Everybody's staring at you.

This is how it begins.

The four stages of humiliation.

Stage one:
the looks.

Second stage:
the pointing.

Third stage:
the verbal as*ault.

Devon!

Here it comes.

What happens at stage four?

Trust me, you don't
want to see stage four.

Dude.

That party was outrageous!!

Wait, what?

You're a legend!

It was totally awesome!

My face will serve as a
living tribute to you, Dee-vo.

Long live the party king!

Dee-Vo, Dee-Vo,
Dee-Vo!

They love me.

They really love me!

Dee-Vo, Dee-Vo,
Dee-Vo!


Troll magic isn't
like fairy magic.

So if you're going to back out,
now is the time.

No way.

Tristan came to the
party with Hailey.

I'm doing this.

Nothing else has worked.

Then.

Game.

On.

Dude, spot me?

Yeah, sure.

Whoa.

Okay.

You just broke the school
weight-lifting record

and didn't break a sweat?!

Sweating's for saps.

I owe my super strength
to this veggie smoothie.

No sugar.

No additives.

All natural.

Have a sip.

Mmm, that's good.

What's the secret ingredient?

The secret ingredient is love.

Yeah right, it's kale

You're welcome.

You said plants don't
die in Athenia?

They never have before.

Not like this.

Well, well... if it
isn't the Other.

I'm surprised the pixies haven't
bitten your eyelids off yet.

I'll have to tell
them to try harder.

We're here to see King Oberon!

Versitude, it's the
Summerberries.

Look, something's wrong.

The King does not have time
to be addressed by an Other

and a mere wood fairy.

But I will let him know
you destroyed a life.

That's not what happened!

Please, let us speak
to the King.

He'll know how to fix it.

I suggest you fix it yourselves.

Unless you want to meet the
same fate as those berries.

But this was my favorite plant.

It won't die, Peasey.

Not on my watch.

Popularity is fleeting.

I'm still the same old guy.

Nothing's changed.

Good, because for a second there
I thought the exact opposite

was going to happen.

Is it true you rode a horse
through your living room?

Well, actually...

That's so cool.

You're awesome.

Yeah, Dev.

You're awesome.

There was no horse.

It was a zebra.

The really impressive thing
was the laser show.

It was so bright, we blew an
entire city block's power.

Like, bam!

I guess that's why they call
me The Dee-vo-lition Man.

Are you kidding me?

Can I come to your next party?

Yeah, me too!

Me too!

Me three!

My Princess...

Who told you I was a Princess?

No one had to tell me.

You are a princess
and I am going crown you

with amour!

Uh... cool...

Excuse me?

Tristan!

Hello?

Over here.

Hailey, I am getting lost
in Astral's eyes right now.

And my GPS is leading me
straight to her heart.

How can anyone get
so barfy over Astral?

Oh that name just makes
me want to sing!

"Oh Astraaaal!"

"Without you my life
would be disaaastral!"


"I just want to be next
to you, Astraaaal!"

It's okay, Tristan.

Very sweet.

People are starting to stare.

Let them.

No one should be
deprived of your beauty.

I can't believe he rhymed
Astral with Astral.

Also, "disastral"
isn't even a word.

Also, what is happening?!?!

Here, I did your
homework for you.

I'm really good at math.

Tristan plus Astral
equals true love?


I gotta get to practice.

But, I will be thinking of
you the whole time.

Brendoni's a genius.

Who knew?

Echinacea, chamomile,
and lavender...

The perfect herbal remedy.

My grandma used to make it
when I'd get my head stuck

in a beehive.

Now, stand back.

Come on, little buddy.

You can do it.

It's working!

I can see it!

Ohhh, come on Winston, what now?

Aren't you supposed to
be some kind of butt dentist?

A botanist.

Someone who studies plants.

And no, I'm merely
just a botanist's son.

Good enough for me.

Fix it.

You filled your
pool with jello!?

Sick.

How?

Uh, sometimes how doesn't
matter as much as why.

Okay, why?

Why not?!

Ooooh.

Thanks, Murray.

You've always been there for me.

Heard the band k*lled it.

Band?

Great band.

Tell them, Devon.

Well, they're on their world
tour and heard about my party,

so they called me and said...

"Allo Mr. Quince,
can we jam wif you?"

And I said, "Yeah,
I guess so."

Now they're writing a whole
concept album about me!

Oh, brain freeze!

Owee owee owee!

I mean, let's party forever!

Yeah!!

Dude, you are the party king!!!!

Wooo!!

None of that happened.

What are you doing?

It doesn't matter.

Kids need heroes now more
than ever, Morgan.

We love you Dee-vo!

Am I in an alternate universe?

What do you mean?

Devon is basking in attention
like it was a sunlamp

and he needs a tan.

He sure isn't flying
under the radar now.

This whole "party
king" thing is gross.

I don't like it when people
start acting differently.

Astral!

I carved your face
out of a block of ice!

I call it Ice-tral!

And you've got about three
minutes to come and look at it.

Can you go see?

Really?

That doesn't look like Astral.

Tell her that
when I think of her,

my heart melts like an ice
sculpture at room temperature.

He, uh, he says hi.

It's great, isn't it?

Just great.

So great.

Exactly what I hoped for.

I heard girls take a really
long time in the bathroom,

Astral, so I'll wait
for you forever!

Okay!

Every second away from you
feels like a millennium!

Okay, maybe not so great.

Oh my eyes!

My eyes!

Oh my eyes!

Tristan!

Are you okay?

My world was going dark without
the light of you in it.

I mean, my my eyes can now bathe
themselves in the eternal beauty

that is you.

Help me.

Hailey is still trying
to show the world


that she and Tristan
are an item.


Aren't you jealous?

Of what?

Good point.

I didn't want him to
crush on me this hard.

I feel like I'm being crushed.

Oh, that's why
they call it that.

I hate saying this,
but he looks deranged.

But he is graceful.

I guess I'll give him that much.

The potion is
pushing him too far.

I'm worried about him.

Astral, watch this!

Hey Tristan!

Eyes forward!

Oww!!

Ooooh.

Did not stick the landing.

I'm good.

I've only got eyes for you.

Brendoni needs to fix
this before Tristan

really hurts himself.

You wanted another party?

You got another party!

Welcome to
Chess-a-palooza!

pieces, squares,
and no mercy!

Haha.

Dev.

Good prank, you
prankin' prankster.

Always pranking.

Party kings don't play chess.

Fix this.

I got you guys!

The real party tonight is,

I've rented out the fun zone!

Twelve foot subs for everyone.

That's so many subs!

This party will have it all.

Music.

Rides.

Carbs.

Hooray for Dee-vo
the Party King!

Well, I tried singing to it,

but that made the plant
wilt even more.

I guess he's not a screamo fan.

What are you doing?

Where would your
water source be?

There's your problem
right there.

Rubbish.

You Brits can even make
garbage sound classy.


Where did it all come from?

Well, sometimes trash gets
in through the barriers

from the other world.

Looks like we've sprung a leak!

I'm certainly used
to getting my hands dirty.

Come on.

Don't move.

Sorry cuz.

The sandwich train is leaving
the station and the next stop

is Taste Bud Junction.

I need your help.

I already helped you.

There's only so much
Brendoni to go around.

No, you need to turn it off.

Tristan's either going to
hurt himself or explode

into a giant cloud of paper
hearts and glitter.

Is that what's inside
these meat bags?

I thought it was guts and junk.

Didn't you want
Biscuits to like you?

Not like this.

Okay, but you're going to have
to help me find the ingredients

to counteract the potion.

Of course.

And you're going to owe me.

Big.

Astral!

I've trained a bird
to say your name.

Come look!

Okay!

Just make it quick!

I hope it didn't fly away.

Okay, see you there.

Aaah!!

What are you doing?

Look, it pains me to say this,
but you're actually pretty

interesting now that you're
having a complete and utter

meltdown.

I am not having a meltdown.

Please.

I've seen tuna melts keep
it together better than you.

Let's get real.

Okay, fine!

I took three years of
ballroom dance lessons.

You got me!

Not that real.

I know your dad would never
let you throw another party.

I know.

So, who is Dee-vo
the party king?

Dee-vo is a
monster, Hailey.

And the monster is me!

Dial back the drama.

You're not cool.

You don't hang out
with rock stars,

and you certainly don't know
how to fill a pool with jello.

It's like I don't even
know myself anymore.

Who am I Hailey?

Who am I?

Calm down.

I needed that.

You're the boy who had
one good party.

A one-hit wonder.

But you flew too
close to the sun.

Icarus.

Knock it off.

I'm in so much trouble.

I need to move out of town,
change my identity.

You need to help me, Hailey.

You're ruthless, conniving,
and duplicitous.

Oh, thank you.

But you're going to need
something different.

Winston, it's too late!

We must try.

Come on, come on...

Nothing?

Oh no.

Aha!

The salt in the soil
was too much for it.


It needed some pure water
to desalinate itself.

Winston, you're magical.

No.

Just a botanist's son.

Oh, same diff.

Don't wake the lunch lady.

She's like the dragon of
Evanrudd if she misses her nap.

There you are!

One, two, three, four!

My heart is like a liver...

Shhh!

Quiet.

I have so many feelings...

Are you sure this will work?

There ain't nothing a little
hot sauce can't fix.

Take a bite.

Come on.

But it looks repulsive.

Is that what you call our
love for each other?

Repulsive?

Not even the humble
and disgusting beet could

prevent me from
showing my devotion.

What's going on?

Did I just eat a beet?

When did I learn how
to play this?

Attention, friends.

The party has been cancelled.

The Fun Zone is a No Go Zone.

The stories you've heard
of my Party King alter ego

Have been greatly exaggerated.

Booo!!

I lied.

Those chessboards I showed you.

That's the real me.

I'm not your king,
I'm just a plain old pawn.

What does that even mean?

Dude, what do I do?

This is permanent marker.

Thanks Hailey.

You told me exactly
what I needed to hear.

I don't know what
you're talking about.

I've already forgotten
this ever happened!

Dev.

That was a very
brave thing to do.

Really?

You thought I was brave?

Yes.

I did.

Hey Party King!

Here's your crown.

Humiliation stage four?

The stickiest of all the stages.

It's always nice to
feel liked by someone.


At first, having all of
Tristan's attention was amazing.

But too much attention
isn't a good thing.

I'll wait for you forver.

And when someone is trying to
be something that they're not,

it makes you forget why you
liked them in the first place.

Forcing someone to like you
makes you like yourself less.

Owe!

People have to come together
without tricks or potions.

It has to happen naturally.

Astral!

More chips and guac!

Took you long enough.

Feed me like a mother bird.

When Mr. Quince says it's still
not clean enough around here,

he really means it.

So what happened when
Tristan woke up?

I told him beets were a
superfood and that he

should keep eating.

And he bought that?

I don't know.

After I said it, I just ran.

I guess you won't be using
Brendoni's potions for a while.

It was wrong to try
and make him like me.

I should have just
let it happen.

I'm worth being liked.

His loss.

Not yours.

Pass me the cloth.

The Party King is dead.

Long live Mr. Clean.

You guys missed a spot.

Brendoni!

Some help?

Careful!

That's for my dad's
research project.

Don't get it messed up.

Sorry.

We'll fix it.

No, he can't!

Astral, what's wrong?

Look!

The plans for his new project.

It's being built in
Evermore Woods.

Evermore Woods?

Isn't that where?

If this gets approved,
it will destroy my home,

my family...

Everything.
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