02x12 - Timon and Pumbaa's Christmas

Episode transcripts for the TV show "The Lion Guard". Aired: January 2016 to November 2019.*
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Kion leads his friends - Bunga, a honey badger, Fuli, a cheetah, Beshte, a hippopotamus and Ono, an egret - known as the Lion Guard to protect the Pride Lands.
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02x12 - Timon and Pumbaa's Christmas

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The Lion Guard.

The bite of kenge.

Come on, fur brains! Move it!

Before the Lion Guard shows up.

Right! Move it, melon!

Janja! This melon's
got water inside it.

They all do, fur-brain.

That's why we're taking them.

Really? Ooh, good. I'm thirsty.

Enough messing around. Let's go!

Stop right there, Janja!

Those melons are
for the elephants!

Oh, are they? Well, don't worry,
Kion. We'll bring them right back.

After we drink all their water.

Move it, fellas!

We gotta stop them! Come on!

Faster, fellas!

You want fast?
You got it! Huwezi!

Hey!

That's one!

Give back that melon, Chungu!

Uh-uh. I stole it
fair and square!

There's nothing
fair about stealing!

Bunga! We've got a loose one!

Zuka zama! That's two!

Give it up, Janja!

Somebody grab that last melon!

I got it! I got it!

I don't got it.

Good try, little b. At least
we saved the other ones.

How'd the hyenas even find
the elephants' melon patch?

Luck, I'm guessing.

Gotta be. The patch
is really well hidden.

Indeed. It's even
difficult for me to see!

We'll have to keep a close eye on
them, in case the hyenas come back.

We gotta guard fruit?

The melons help give the
elephants the water they need

to make it through
the dry season.

Common knowledge, really.

It's all part of
the circle of life.

And defending it is our job.

Another one of
my brilliant plans,

ruined by the Lion Guard!

Yeah. Those guys are
always getting in our way.

Huh? No!

Speaking of
getting in our way...

Excuse me? Watch your step!

Enough!

Hi, scar.

What happened this time?

We stumbled onto some tiKiti
melons and was gonna take them.

But then the Lion Guard
stumbled onto us, and, uh...

TiKiti melons!

Ah, yes.

Did you know they
got water inside them?

Yes. Precious water.

The pride lands' elephants
would be vulnerable

without those melons.

Especially during
the dry season.

Hyenas!

Go back and take
all of the tiKiti melons.

If the elephants don't
have enough water,

it will mean the
end of their herd!

And perhaps the
circle of life, as well!

Uh, scar? We totally wanna help.

But the Lion Guard's
just gonna stop us again.

I know a lizard who
can stop the Lion Guard.

Then you'll have plenty
of time to steal the melons.

A lizard? You mean,
like one of those skinks?

How's one little lizard
gonna stop the Lion Guard?

Trust me, my friend
is not a little lizard.

He's very big.

And very bad.

♪ Big, bad kenge, he's
as mean as they come ♪

♪ you want somebody
scary then he's number one ♪

♪ he's got a special trick
you might not expect ♪

♪ to stop someone
moving with one little peck ♪

♪ oh, big, bad kenge ♪

♪ he'll always cause a fright ♪

♪ big, bad kenge ♪

♪ will stop you with his bite ♪

♪ he's bigger than big
he's meaner than mean ♪

♪ he's the scariest lizard
that you ever did see ♪

♪ big, bad kenge ♪

♪ big, bad kenge
is a lizard it's true ♪

♪ you need somebody
rough he knows what to do ♪

♪ but he don't take kindly
to remarks on his size ♪

♪ he'll zip up your lips
from the look in his eyes ♪

♪ big, bad kenge ♪

♪ he'll always cause a fright ♪

♪ big, bad kenge ♪

♪ will stop you with his bite ♪

♪ he's bigger than big
he's meaner than mean ♪

♪ he's the scariest lizard
that you ever did see ♪

♪ oh, big, bad kenge ♪

♪ he'll always cause a fright ♪

♪ big, bad kenge ♪

♪ will stop you with his bite ♪

♪ he's bigger than big
he's meaner than mean ♪

♪ he's the scariest lizard
that you ever did see ♪

♪ big, bad kenge ♪

Ushari.

Tell your friend kenge to
pay a visit to the Lion Guard.

Certainly.

And hyenas?

Whatever you do,

don't call kenge
a "little lizard."

- Why's that?
- You don't want to know.

Gee, Janja. How big
could this lizard be?

Okay. That lizard's
definitely not little.

What did you call me?

Uh, a big lizard!

You're a very big, big lizard!

That's right. And
don't forget it.

I wouldn't want to be his enemy.

I don't even
wanna be his friend!

Don't worry. We're not friends.

Enough chit-chat! Time
to find the Lion Guard.

Find them? How
you gonna do that?

I'm going to let them find me!

Kion, how much longer are
we gonna stick around here?

You really think the hyenas will
come back knowing we're around?

Not too smart, if you ask me.

Hyenas aren't smart. Remember?

Yeah, yeah, I know.

Fuli's right, Bunga.

Janja might come back and
we can't risk losing these melons.

Ono? Take another look?

Affirmative!

I don't see any hyenas.

But...

Animals are being
att*cked at the watering hole!

att*cked? By who?

I can't tell. There's
too much chaos!

But whatever it
is, it's fast. And big!

Then we've gotta stop it!

Ono? Be sure to keep
an eye on the melons, too.

- Affirmative!
- Now let's go.

Till the pride lands end...

Lion Guard defend!

Come here, you!

Hold still!

Panic and run!

That's right!

Run away from the big lizard!

Lizard! Stop this att*ck! Now!

Well, fun's over.

I don't know who you are,

but this is not how we do
things in the pride lands!

Yeah! Around here we
respect the circle of life!

You must be the Lion Guard.

That's right. Protectors
of the pride lands!

Yeah. They said
you talked like that.

Then I bet you're
not happy to see us!

Actually, I'm thrilled.

Bring it on.

You asked for it.

Whoa!

Oh!

Ow!

- My legs!
- What's going on?

- Kion!
- What's wrong?

I don't feel so good!

Ushari was right about kenge.

He's taking them down!

Yeah!

Down and out!

Come on, I dare you!

Listen to the honey badger!

He thinks he's brave
enough to fight kenge!

Biggest lizard in the outlands!

I don't just
think it! I know it!

Really? I smell fear.

I'll give you
something to smell!

Yeah, that's right, you lizard!

Run!

Hey, wait for us!

Smells like victory.

Are you guys okay?

Yeah, but... My legs won't move!

Neither will mine!

I can't even feel them.

They're just numb.

Of course. Kenge
must be a monitor lizard!

I've never seen one until now!

What does that have to do
with our legs being numb?

A monitor lizard's bite contains
venom which causes paralysis.

Common knowledge, really.

So that's why our
legs won't move?

Yes, but don't worry.

The venom will wear off and
your legs will go back to normal.

Great! When?

I have no idea.

Well, we can't just sit here!

That lizard is roaming
the pride lands!

He could bite someone else!

Ono, get Rafiki.

Maybe he has a remedy
that can heal our legs faster.

Affirmative!

Don't worry. I'll stay
here and protect you

in case that lizard comes back.

Ugh!

Rafiki? Rafiki!

Oh, please be home,
please be home. Rafiki?

Oh, hi, Ono! Rafiki's
gone for the day.

I'm watching his tree.

Well, I'm not really
watching it, I'm more like...

A monitor lizard bit
Kion, Fuli and Beshte!

Their legs won't move!

Oh, no! If they can't move, then
they can't protect the pride lands.

And if they can't
protect the pride lands,

then the pride lands
are unprotected, and...

The venom will wear off.

We were hoping Rafiki had a
remedy to help them heal faster.

Oh, I'm sure he does! Oh, but
he's not here. Oh, but I'm here.

And Rafiki's teaching
me all about remedies.

So maybe I can help!

- But, we were...
- Or, I mean, I can try to help.

I've never actually made a remedy
before. I've watched him do it though.

Thanks, makini.

The Lion Guard has to stop that
lizard before he bites someone else!

Who's the fastest now, Fuli?

Huh? Huh? Who's the fastest now?

Still me.

Yeah, okay. But
I'm still the bravest!

Everyone! Everyone!

Rafiki's gone all
day... But I'm here!

And I'm gonna find a way
to help your legs heal faster!

- Or I'm gonna try.
- Thanks, makini!

Yeah! We've gotta get back
on our feet and catch that lizard!

We really need your help.

But no pressure.

Okay, now, let's see.

I remember Rafiki telling me
something that can help heal.

I think it was ghanda
root! Or the kioo stone.

Or maybe kupona sap?

She's still learning.

Oh, oh, I know! Ponya flowers!

I'm almost totally sure that's
what Rafiki said can help!

- Okay!
- Great!

Oh. But I don't have any
ponya flowers. Do you?

Uh, no.

I can find the flowers, makini.

I am the keenest of sight.

Oh, thank you, Ono!
That would be great.

Especially because I don't
know what ponya flowers look like!

Well, they're bright red... hmm.

And there's a big bush
of them by big Springs!

Wait a tick.

Hapana!

Everyone! Janja, Cheezi and Chungu
are heading back to the melon patch.

And kenge's with them!

The hyenas and
the monitor lizard?

They must be working together!

But why?

Janja must have
asked kenge to bite us

so we couldn't stop them
from taking the melons!

Wait till I get my legs back.

And you will!

As soon as I get
the ponya flowers!

Bunga. Ono. You've gotta
stop kenge and the hyenas.

No problem, Kion.

They'll be sorry they
ever left the outlands.

But, you mean, just us?

Sure! We've got
brains and bravery!

What more do we need?

Hmm. I guess there's
no other choice.

Till the pride lands end...

Lion Guard defend!

Remember, this time we
gotta take all the melons.

Then the elephants
won't have nothing to drink

when their watering
holes go dry.

Hey, lizard! You wanna give
us a little help here or what?

"Little"?

Okay, how about
some big help then?

You think you're in charge here?

Me? Uh, maybe?

But, uh, maybe not.

Janja! You say
that all the time!

Yeah!

"I'm in charge! I'm in charge!"

Maybe you're in charge of them.

But you're not in charge of me!

Oh!

Now we start rolling!

- Yeah, yeah. Roll.
- Okay!

Sure!

My venom won't stall
the Lion Guard forever.

We'll need to get to the
outlands before they recover!

Too late for that, lizard.

The Lion Guard's
already here to stop you!

What Lion Guard?

Most of you ain't even
here, thanks to kenge.

Uh, the very big kenge!

That's right.

You two can't possibly stop us.

Oh, yeah? We'll see
about that! Zuka zama!


Hyenas! You take the melons.

I deal with these two!

Whatever you say, kenge!

You take the hyenas,
Ono. I've got the lizard.

- Affirmative!
- Zuka zama!

Whoa! That was
close! Thanks, Bunga!

There's more where
that came from!

Give up those melons, hyenas!

Ooh! Oh!

Watch it, fur-brains!
Don't lose the melons!

I've had enough of
you, honey badger.

Oh, yeah? Tell me about it!

No, no, really.
Tell me about it.

Speak up!

b*at it, bird! Scat! Shoo!

I got this, Ono!

Ha! Nice sh*t, Bunga!

Aah, my wing!

Ono!

Leave him alone!

You want another stink b*mb?

What I want is you out of
my way once and for all!

Whoa!

Ahh!

You bit me!

Yeah, and you taste
as bad as you smell.

Hey!

Let's go!

Hey, nice one, kenge!

Now that you took care of the
Lion Guard, taking melons is easy!

Yes, hyenas. That was the plan.

I can't believe
that lizard bit us!

Huh. Can you feel anything?

Just my feet. And my legs...

Hey! I can feel everything!

Un-Bunga-lievable! I'm okay!

Well, that makes one of us.

I hope makini found
those ponya flowers.

Oh, makini, are we
supposed to smell the flowers?

Eat them?

Or wear them?

Yes! Actually, I'm not sure.

But if we do all three, then
something's bound to work!

Well, I've got good
news and bad news!

The good news is, I'm
immune to monitor lizard venom!

Guess what the bad news is.

The lizard bit you guys too?

And now I can't fly.

Well, I think these
ponya flowers are

starting to make our legs
feel better. Right, guys?

Uh, sure. I guess.

Oh, good!

Here, Ono. Wear this!
Now smell. And eat!

Okay.

Hmm, not bad.

Well, it's a good thing
your legs are feeling better,

because the hyenas
kind of got away.

What? No!

Unfortunately, yes.

And they're taking all the
melons to the outlands!

What are we gonna do, Kion?

We still can't walk!

Maybe you can't.

But I can! I'll just handle
them alone, honey badger style.

But there's too
many of them, little b.

You're outnumbered!

Makini, we need you to help
Bunga save those melons.

Me? But, oh, uh, I don't know.

Without that water, the elephants
won't survive the dry season!

It could change the
circle of life forever!

We really need
your help, makini.

I'll do everything I can.

Thanks, makini.

And don't worry. I'll be
right there to protect you.

Ono, what path were the
hyenas taking to the outlands?

They seemed to be heading
toward embamba canyon.

That's a pretty narrow pass.

Okay, you two. I have a plan.

Oh, good. I really
hope it'll work.

So do I.

Okay, there they are.

We need to hurry, Bunga!

They're almost to the outlands!

Don't worry, makini.
Just remember the plan.

Right.

Shwari. I can do this.

♪ Zuka zama, I'm immune
zuka zama, zoom zoom zoom ♪

The honey badger?

What's he doing here?

Yeah, I thought you bit him.

I did!

Hey, kenge!

Yoo-hoo!

What are you doing
here, honey badger?

Just wanted to let you know
your bite's not working anymore.

See? It hasn't stopped me!

Guess that bite of yours
ain't so bad after all!

Oh, yeah?

Phew!

But your breath, now that's bad!

Gotta tell you,

for someone who says
they're a big, scary lizard,

you're not that
scary or that big.

Uh-oh!

What did you just say?

Which part? The part
where you're not scary,

or the part where
you're not big?

Just don't call
him little, Bunga!

Oh! You don't like
being called a little lizard.

Stop saying that!

Saying what? "Little lizard"?

Little lizard.
Oh, little lizard.

I am not a little lizard!

Whoa. He's gonna get it now.

Eh, I've seen
bigger. Lots bigger!

How you gonna bite me if
you can't even catch me?

Ow! What'd I do?

What's the
matter, little lizard?

Can't tell a hyena
from a honey badger?

Gee, I guess he can't.

- Hmm.
- Hey, hey, hey!

Leave me out of this!

See? I knew you
couldn't catch me... huh?

Don't make me use
my stink on you, Janja!

This time I'm not just gonna
bite you, little honey badger.

I'm gonna eat you too!

Oh, this ain't fair!

Who threw that melon?

You!

Uh, get away, lizard!

There goes another staff.

Bunga, hurry!

Now, Kion! Now!

What?

The Lion Guard?

Uh, Janja?

Ain't you gonna tell
us to "run, fur-brains"?

If we could, I would.

Time to go home, kenge!

Whoa!

And stay out!

Yeah!

Poa! Kion, your roar blew them
all the way back to the outlands!

Now let's make sure
the melons are safe!

Kion, that was
un-Bunga-lievable!

Your legs are working
again! The flowers helped!

They sure did,
makini. They healed us.

You healed us.

Yay! I wish I knew
how I did that.

What about the melons?
Bunga, are they okay?

Sure are!

Now the elephants will have enough
water to make it through the dry season.

Come on, everyone.

Let's get the melons
back to the patch.

I sure am glad you
all can move again.

Taking on kenge and the
hyenas by myself is one thing,

but moving all these
melons, that's hard work!

♪ Look out here
comes the Lion Guard ♪
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