02x16 - Divide and Conquer

Episode transcripts for the TV show "The Lion Guard". Aired: January 2016 to November 2019.*
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Kion leads his friends - Bunga, a honey badger, Fuli, a cheetah, Beshte, a hippopotamus and Ono, an egret - known as the Lion Guard to protect the Pride Lands.
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02x16 - Divide and Conquer

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the Lion Guard.

The little guy.

Now, while he's down!

Jaw vise!

Tail whip, now!

Over here!

Whoa! It's a
crocodile smackdown!

Who do you think's gonna win?

I think we better break it
up before someone gets hurt.

Come on.

Take it easy, crocs.

Lion guard.

What are you doing?

Crocodiles! That's enough.

Beshte! Lion guard! Stop!

Hodari, what's wrong?

Nothing's wrong.

The crocs are just practicing.

Uh, practicing?

Yeah!

They spar with each other
to work on their technique.

He's right, Kion. I forgot.

It's the crocodile way.

Sorry, Makuu.

We didn't know you
were just sparring.

Apparently.

Crocodiles! Did I
say you could stop?

No.

No, no. Swing your tail fast.

Like this. See?

Fast, like this! Argh!

- You okay, Hodari?
- Yeah.

That was the wide
tailspin. Still working on it.

- You'll get there.
- Maybe.

But I'll never be as
good as a crocodile.

They're so big and
strong, and I'm...

Tiny.

Oh, come on!

You're the perfect
size for a gecko.

And geckos can
do stuff crocs can't.

But I wanna be part
of a crocodile float.

It's my dream!

"Hodari, the crocodile."

Or honorary crocodile, at least.

Well, I guess everybody
should have a dream.

- Kion!
- I see them!

Makuu! Incoming!

Crocodiles! Get
to higher ground!

Hapana! The stampede
is causing a rock slide!

Hevi kabisa! Look out!

Fuli,Ono calm
down the buffalo.

- On it.
- You got it, Kion.

Beshte, Bunga, you're with me.

Stay here, little guy.

- Whoa!
- Argh!

- Hold on, croc! I'm coming.
- I got this!

Argh!

Oh, no. Makuu!

Makuu, you okay?

My float's safe. That's
what's important.

Thanks for your help.

Crocodiles, break's over!

Back to your sparring positions.

- Fuli,Ono cape buffalo okay?
- Affirmative.

Great. Now that everyone's safe,

let's get back to
our morning patrol.

Beshte! Beshte, wait.

I just got a great idea.

Oh, yeah? You guys go ahead.

I'll catch up.

Okay, Beshte.

So, what's your idea, Hodari?

Well, Makuu is injured,

which means that he's hurt,

which means that he might
need some extra help right now,

which means it's my big chance!

I'm going to ask Makuu
if I can join his float.

Well, if being part of a croc float
is what you've always dreamed of,

I say go for it, little guy.

I will.

Okay. You got this. You
got this. You... wait, Beshte.

You know Makuu, right?

- Can you introduce me to him?
- Sure.

- Hey, uh, Makuu?
- Beshte.

What's that?

This is my friend, Hodari,

and he has something
he wants to ask you.

Make it quick.

I'm busy.

Um, Makuu?

Sir, I... I thought if you might
be hurt, that you might need...

If you gave me a
chance, I could... That is...

Spit it out, gecko.

Can I be in your float? I
think I could really help out.

You?

How would you be able
to help a crocodile float?

♪ I might be small ♪

♪ but don't judge
me by my size ♪

♪ 'cause deep down
yeah, deep, deep down ♪

♪ my heart's much
bigger than most guys' ♪

♪ it don't much matter if
you're short or you're tall ♪

♪ 'cause what's in your
heart matters most of all ♪

♪ I know you might not
believe a word I say ♪

♪ and that's the reason
why I'm here today ♪

♪ yeah, it might seem
crazy at first glance ♪

♪ but it's so much more
than a song and a dance ♪

♪ you gotta look
beyond my small stance ♪

♪ so come on, now ♪

♪ give a little guy a chance ♪

♪ I climb sheer rock sides
and I hang upside down ♪

♪ I can fit inside logs
with room to jump around ♪

♪ when I hide in trees I'm
almost too small to see ♪

♪ I can sneak all
over because I'm me ♪

♪ yeah, it might seem
crazy at first glance ♪

♪ but it's so much more
than a song and a dance ♪

♪ you gotta look
beyond my small stance ♪

♪ so come on, now ♪

♪ give a little guy a chance ♪

♪ but what I want most of all ♪

♪ is to be a crocodile ♪

♪ yeah, that's what
I want most of all ♪

♪ and I'll be standing
tall so, so tall ♪

♪ yeah, it might seem
crazy at first glance ♪

♪ but it's so much more
than a song and a dance ♪

♪ you gotta look
beyond my small stance ♪

♪ so come on, now ♪

♪ give a little guy a chance ♪

♪ a little guy a chance ♪

♪ a little guy a chance ♪

♪ so come on, now ♪

♪ give a little guy a chance ♪

That's very funny, Beshte.

For a second, I thought
your gecko friend was serious.

It's not a joke. Can't you
just give Hodari a chance?

A tiny gecko, part
of a crocodile float.

Ridiculous.

But... but...

It's not the
crocodile way, gecko.

Now get out of here
before you get squished.

Gee, Makuu.

You didn't have
to hurt his feelings.

Hey, Hodari! Come back!

A gecko that wants
to be a crocodile!

Now that's funny.

Funny, or genius?

Um, pretty sure it's funny.

Makuu's not the only
crocodile leader around.

Perhaps Kiburi would
like to meet that gecko.

He would?

A gecko that's friends
with the Lion Guard

could be a useful
addition to his float.

And it could cause
havoc in the pride lands.

Ooh, I know who would like that!

Scar.

Come on, let's
go get that gecko.

Hey, Hodari! Where'd
you go? Hodari!

Beshte! Beshte!

The galagos are in trouble!

Oh, no!

Lead the way, Ono!

Who's there? Don't make
me use my crocodile moves.

Relax, gecko. We come in peace.

Though I couldn't
help but overhear...

Makuu doesn't
want you in his float?

Yeah, I don't blame him.

A gecko in a crocodile
float is ridiculous.

Uh, I should just
forget the whole thing.

I wouldn't give up so
easily, if I were you.

Why not?

Makuu doesn't have the
only float around, you know.

In fact, I know a croc who
would love to have you in his float.

You do? He would?

Sure.

He knows how much a
bright, young gecko has to offer.

You wanna meet him?

Sure!

Njano, why don't
you go on ahead?

Tell Kiburi what a special
candidate we have for his float.

Good idea.

Come on, Hodari. Let's go.

Help! Help!

Laini and two other galagos
are under the tree hollow.

- Are they okay?
- They're fine, but they're stuck.

Not for long.

Twende kiboko!

Come on out of
there, gally-galagos.

- Yay! We're free!
- Whoo-hoo!

Laini?

Ooh, you're not a galago.

Bunga, focus.

Whoo! We're free!

Thank you, lion guard.

No problem, Laini.

It's what we do.

All right, lion guard.
Let's get back on patrol.

See you! Watch
out for falling trees!

Trust me, this guy's gonna
be great for your float!

He knows all about
Makuu and his crocs.

And all their
fighting techniques.

So do I.

But what good does that do me

if the Lion Guard won't let
me back into the pride lands?

This guy's a friend
of the Lion Guard.

I'll bet he can help
you get past them.

A crocodile that's friends
with the Lion Guard?

Interesting.

And here he is.

I thought you said
he was a crocodile.

No, you said that.

Trust me.

You can totally use this
guy to take down Makuu.

Hmm. Njano tells me you
wanna be part of my float.

Yes. It's my dream.

♪ It don't much matter if
you're short or you're tall... ♪

Whoa, whoa, whoa,
whoa. No singing.

If you wanna be a crocodile,

you have to show
me you can fight.

You mean, the traditional
crocodile initiation spar?

That's right. Tamka here
will be your sparring partner.

You got this. You got this.

Let the little guy win.

Ready? Begin.

Wide tailspin!

Oh, the agony!

You have beaten me!

Wow! I must be
stronger than I thought.

Who's next?

Okay, that's enough.

Hodari, you have
won the initiation spar.

Really? Really?

No, wait... really?

Good job, little gecko.

You are now part
of my crocodile float.

I'm a crocodile!

Who's a crocodile?
I'm a crocodile!

Uh, you know...

Sort of.

Njano says you're
friends with the Lion Guard.

Oh, yeah. Especially
Beshte. He's the best.

Wow. Maybe we'll run into
them and you can say hello.

Where are we going?

To the pride lands. I've
had enough of this mud.

We're going to a
real watering hole.

Hey, Beshte.

- You okay?
- Yeah.

I just feel bad about Hodari.

Your gecko buddy?

Yeah. His dream was
to join Makuu's float.

I told him to go for it, but
they just laughed at him.

Well, yeah. They're crocodiles.

It's not your fault, Beshte.

You were just
being a good friend.

I guess.

But he seemed really upset.

Hapana!

Everyone! Everyone!

Kiburi and his crocs, they're
back in the pride lands.

Till the pride lands' end...

Lion guard defend!

Kiburi.

What are you doing
back in the pride lands?

Just visiting.


Saying hello to
some old friends.

You don't have any friends here.

Speaking of friends,

have you met the newest
member of my float?

- Hodari?
- Oh, hey, Beshte!

Look, I made it!

I'm with the crocs now.

It can't be.

See? Hodari's our
friend, he's your friend too.

So doesn't that
make us all friends?

No way! Wait, it doesn't, right?

So, if you'll just step
aside, we'll be on our...

I mean it, Kiburi.

You and your crocs need to
leave the pride lands. Now.

Kiburi?

Float, follow me.

Wh... what's going on? Hey!

Beshte, make sure Hodari's okay.

Now, let's go make sure Kiburi's
float really does leave the pride lands.

Hodari, what are you doing
with Kiburi and his crocs?

Didn't you hear Kiburi?
I'm part of his float now.

Why did you chase them away?

Because Simba banished
them to the outlands

after they tried
to take him down.

They're bad guys, Hodari.

No! Kiburi was nice to me, and
we were just looking for water.

Hodari, you gotta
trust me on this one.

But you said I should
join a crocodile float.

Now that I did, you're
saying I'm a bad guy?

- I'm not saying you're bad...
- Yes, you are.

You said I should follow
my dreams, and I did.

Maybe you're not
my friend after all.

No, Hodari! Wait!

I thought the gecko was
gonna get us past the Lion Guard.

At least he stalled them.
They looked confused.

We just have to move
fast and take down Makuu

before the Lion Guard even
knows we're in the pride lands.

Kiburi! Crocs!

I'm back.

Hodari? We thought maybe you decided
to stay with your lion guard friends.

They're not my friends
anymore. I'm with your float now.

Ooh. Like that's
gonna do us any good.

It might. Watch.

Hodari, you have so
many crocodile moves.

You gotta tell us everything
you learned from Makuu's float.

Oh, wow. There's so much.

You should see the new
moves they're working on.

Like the wide... tailspin!

Most of the crocs can't
do it as good as me.

Oh, and Makuu has been
doing this crazy new move.

But I don't think he can do that
move. His front leg is hurt pretty bad.

Oh, oh, and there's
this move too!

But I don't think he
can do that one, either.

Makuu's hurt?

- This will definitely be useful.
- Useful for what?

Oh, you'll see.

- Kion.
- Makuu.

Thought you should know,

we saw Kiburi and his float
heading your way earlier.

Kiburi? Ugh.

We chased them back to the
outlands, but they might be back.

I can handle
Kiburi if I need to.

Not so sure about that.

And Hodari's with Kiburi now.
I wouldn't want him to get hurt.

Hodari? Who's he?

You know, little
gecko, about yea high.

That little guy?

If he wants to be with crocodiles,
he'll have to take his chances.

We can stick around in
case Kiburi comes back.

We don't need your help.

We crocs can take
care of ourselves.

Well, okay.

We'll give the lion
guard time to move off.

Then it's payback time.

Payback time?

Thought we were
just going to get water.

Oh, don't worry.
We'll get the water.

And the watering hole.

Guys, I'm worried about Hodari.

If he's still hanging
out with Kiburi,

he might get really hurt.

Okay, Beshte.

Let's see if we can find him.

- Ono?
- On it!

Ha! The little gecko was right!

Ha! We know all your moves.

Kiburi.

Only brave enough to
challenge me when I'm hurt?

Your days of leadership
are over, Makuu.

Kiburi, stop!

You can't just att*ck Makuu.

You have to call for a mashindano
to challenge his leadership.

It's the crocodile way.

Crocodile way?

Don't tell me about the
crocodile way, gecko.

The little gecko's
right, Kiburi.

So? Once I'm leader,

the crocodile way will
be whatever I say it is!

Huh?

Oh, no! This is all my fault.

Everyone! Everyone!

Kiburi's float is attacking
Makuu's watering hole.

- Is Hodari with them?
- Sorry, didn't see him?

Kion?

Makuu might not want our help,

but it's still our job to try.

Kiburi! Enough!

This isn't your
fight, lion guard.

And this isn't
your watering hole.

Till the pride lands' end...

Lion guard defend!

- Huwezi!
- Huh?

Hey!

Zuka zama!

Whoa!

Hodari! You okay? I was
worried about you, little buddy.

I... I'm still your buddy?

Even after I joined
the bad guys?

You were never
a bad guy, Hodari.

And I will always
be your friend.

Till the pride lands' end.

Kiburi, let Makuu go.

You make me.

Take that, lion cub.

Now it's just you and me.

Beshte, we have to help Makuu.

Hop on.

Just get me close,
Beshte. I've got an idea.

Close enough.

Get off me, gecko.

Makuu... Use the wide tail spin.

Now.

You did it!

Kiburi, time for you and your
float to go back to the outlands.

This isn't over Makuu.

It is now.

Hodari, right?

Yep, that's me.

That was a brave
thing you did back there.

- Really?
- Yes.

You have the heart
of a true crocodile.

If you still want to, you're
welcome to join my float.

Me, on your... me...

Don't make me regret it.

Yes, Makuu...

That would be
the best thing ever.

Very well.

Crocodiles, welcome Hodari...

The honorary crocodile.

Hodari, Hodari, Hodari.

♪ Look out here
comes the Lion Guard ♪
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