01x05 - Tragically Hip

[bunniefuu]

Now, be kind. I've
had this place forever.

Buyers love a classic old brownstone,

and I can light a few Diptyques

to cover that classic
old brownstone smell.

Seema, this is just me showing you

where I've been
staying, since you asked.

- It's not about a sale.
- SEEMA: Everything is about a sale.

- CARRIE: Ooh.
- What the hell are you doing?

Oh, it's just my lower back.

Sometimes, I need a little
help getting up the stairs.

A little help?

You're using an umbrella as a cane.

The internet says I
have "old lady back."

The internet is for perverts.
What does your orthopedist say?

Ohh...

- you know I don't have one of those.
- Well, now you do.

Let me call my cousin's office,

and get you an appointment later today.

Oh, no, no, please
don't go to any trouble

over my completely
common senior condition.

Nonsense. You're not old,
and Vik doesn't have anything

he can't move to get you in.

- Charming.
- Thank you.

I can have a crew here to
take care of that tomorrow.

- Oh.
- SEEMA: Hi, my darling, it's Seema.

Does Vikash have any time
in the next couple of hours

to see my friend about her sore back?

No, it's not an emergency,

but she does need to
be seen immediately,

preferably before
: . I have a showing.

Seema, there is no urgency to this

'cause, 'cause I, actually, I,

I bought these very fancy
patches that I saw on TV.

They heat up when you stick them on.

They're like magic, back magic.

Thank you so much, Jessie.
We'll see you soon. Bye.

I should hire you to be in
charge of my entire life.

I know you're joking but, honestly,

you could use some help.

Chop-chop, grandma.
Vik will see you in an hour.

See, it's magic.

[SEEMA SNORTS]

Okay, I'm here. How we doin'?

What on earth took you so long?

The technician took her
X-rays like half an hour ago.

Um... I'm fine. Thank you for asking.

Hiya, Carrie. I'm Vikash.

I'm sure Seema gave
you my entire resume,

and dating history
in the car on the way,

so I won't bother you
with a formal introduction.

Well, it's very nice
to meet you, Dr. Patel.

So, my colleague, Dr. Wilson,
and I looked at your films...

It's arthritis, right?

I have old lady disease in my back.

That's what the internet told me.

I am sorry if my medical degree

contradicts Google's algorithm,

but I think...

Well, I'm not a doctor,
but, uh, that's not my back.

Wait for it.

It's your hip.

You have an undiagnosed
congenital birth defect.

- I do?
- But it's something

I can fix surgically, and get you back
on your feet in no time.

I'm not an old lady!

I have a congenital hip defect.

But you are having hip surgery,

so it's, it's kind of an old thing.

Yeah, hip as an adjective is young,

but hip as a noun is kinda old.

If we're being honest,
using hip as an adjective

is knock-knock-knockin' on
the nursin' home door, too.

- I am no longer paying for lunch.
- Come on.

We are thrilled that you
found an archaeologist

to saw your old carcass open,

and try to put those
sanded-down fossils

- inside you back together
- Anthony!

What?! She laughed.

And this is my first solo
lunch with you ladies.

I've really gotta bring it.

This calls for champagne.

- Miranda, it, it isn't even : .
- We're celebrating.

Anthony is here, and Carrie is not old.

CARRIE: No, I'm not, and Dr. Patel said

he couldn't believe I
was still up and walking,

and after these last two
months, neither can I.

So, I have started an Excel spreadsheet,

so that we can all
take turns helping out

with Carrie's recovery post-surgery.

You guys, this is so nice, truly,

and if it's too much, you know, I can,

I can always hire a nurse.

I just... I just don't wanna be alone.

- You won't be alone.
- We're here for you.

I'm not changin' any bedpans.

I would rather die than show you my pee.

Okay... They say

that Carrie will be on crutches

for two to three weeks,

and then, six to eight weeks PT,

and then, full recovery in a few months.

- But no strenuous exercise.
- Not a problem.

- And no heels.
- Problem.

Do you even own a flat shoe?

Yes, I bought a pair of Toms in .

But that was... just because it
made me feel like a good person.

MIRANDA: Aw.

So, we're all set for the entire class

to go to MoMA PS to
see the James Turrell?

Yes, we are. I collected all

the permission slips and fees,

and I think Ainsley took
care of the charter bus.

I did, even got us a discount.

Great! Does anyone have anything else

before we break for this week?

- Veronica.
- Uh, n-nothing official.

Just wanted to say how funny
Rock was in the school play.

Oh my goodness. Yes, Rock, yes!

Oh, Rock was a total rock star...

Wait, Wait, who's Rock?

Did-did I somehow miss a new kid?

No, Rock, your...

CHARLOTTE: Did everyone just freeze?

Okay, ladies, we're done
here, right? Talk soon.

Charlotte, I'm gonna call you right now.

- Okay.
- [PHONE RINGING]

- Hello?
- LISA [ON PHONE]: It's me.

I, I assumed you knew.

Wait, what is happening? Knew what?

Rose told everyone at
school to call her Rock.

Well, is it Rock as in
like a jokey nickname,

or is it Rock as in, "I don't wanna
be Rose anymore"?

Sorry, sweetie...
I don't know the context.

[CHOPPING LOUDLY]

Are, are you hammering or something?

No, no, I'm just making snacks.

- Bam! I'm b*ating you, Dad.
- Oh no! Dude!

You lose, come on!

- Oh!
- Harry.

Can we please take
a moment from exploding frogs?

I'm confused. I need information.

Rose, did you change your
name at school to Rock?

- Yeah.
- You changed your name?

And you didn't want to tell us

before you told everyone at school?

I did let you know.

I put up a TikTok.

Well, you put up about TikToks today,

so... I guess I'm behind.

- [ELECTRONIC MUSIC PLAYING]
- Here.

[RAPS] ♪ Yo, my name is Rock ♪

♪ The new kid on the block ♪

♪ Not tryna shock or joinin' the flock ♪

- ♪ R-o-c-k, Rock ♪
- [BOTH SINGING ALONG]

♪ R-o-c-k, Rock ♪

R-o-c-k, Rock. We get it.

I'm sorry, what, wh-what's happenin'?

Are, are you a rapper now?

- Is, is Rock your rapper name?
- Dad.

Rapper name? Don't ever say that again.

CHARLOTTE: Let's stay focused.

Did you do this because your friend
Ellen changed her name to Eli?

No, it's because I feel like Rock.

And Eli now goes by Scout.

Well, good for Scout, so
let me get this straight.

Everyone at school is
now calling you Rock?

Even your teachers?

Yeah, they're cool with it.

Oh, well, as long as
they're cool with it.

- Hey!
- Oh, hey!

- You still up?
- Yeah, just need to get some water.

Wow, you get a lotta
packages from Amazon.

Yes, I do... too many...
and not all for me.

Uh, tube socks and Astroglide.
[GASPS] Strawberry flavor.

Sorry, meant to intercept that.

MIRANDA: Next time, please do.

You know, I love how cool
you are about all that stuff.

I mean, if my mom ever
opened my lube in her house,

she would've choked me
to death with a rosary.

_

Ooh, what book did you order?

Oh, I, uh, I didn't order
this. Must be a mistake.

Yeah, it's, it's a mistake.
That's not for me.

LUISA: See, that's why I
never order things online.

You never know who has
access to your information.

Well, I'm, uh, I'm definitely
gonna check my account

because I did not order this.

- RECEPTIONIST: Name?
- Oh, Carrie Bradshaw for Dr. Patel.

I, I filled out all the forms online

during an extremely
productive panic att*ck.

Excellent. Well, then, Miss
Bradshaw, take this buzzer,

and when it lights up,
we'll take you back.

- Really? Am I at Applebee's?
- You wish.

Lucky for you, our knives are sharper.

- [CHUCKLES] Okay, thank you.
- You're welcome.

Ouch.

Ugh.

This is very unsettling.

Well, it is a hospital.

No, I meant my stocks and socks.

From here down I look
like a Vermont art teacher.

[LAUGHS]

Will I be able to trade this in

for a free margarita at the end?

Oh.

Speaking of that,

Charlotte sent me a book
about quitting drinking.

- She did?
- Yeah.

I was unboxing my teenage son's

artificially flavored lubricant

and sweat socks,

and I found a package with a book in it

called "Quit Like a Woman:

How to Make the Radical
Choice Not to Drink,"

and many more bullshit words.

Quit like a woman? What
does that even mean? What?

Curtsy to a bottle of vodka
as it makes double your salary

- for doing the exact same job?
- Exactly!

And she didn't even have
the balls to tell me she sent it.

She just Amazoned me.

Amazoned me? Did you just make that up?

I think so.

Sh-She could've at least
included a little gift card.

"Dear Miranda, I think you're
an alcoholic. Love, Charlotte."

- And you're sure she sent it?
- Who else?

Did you see the face she made when

I wanted to order champagne at lunch?

And at Che's concert, she was like,
"Miranda, that's three cocktails."

It was a comedy concert, for God's sake!

So, you don't think
you need to quit like a woman?

What?!

No! What I need to
do is send her a book,

"How to Get the Stick Outta
Your Ass Like a Woman."

- [CARRIE SIGHS]
- Okay, well... I need caffeine.

You gonna drink your
coffee like a woman?

Yeah, want one?

No, I'm on strict no food or water

- by mouth before your procedure orders.
- All right.

How about a little
post-surgical recovery treat?

[GASPS] Oh, yes, please.

A, a diet peach Snapple and a PayDay?

- Wow, you are kind of a handful lately.
- Sorry.

[LIGHT MUSIC PLAYING]

CHARLOTTE: So, I'll be
taking her home tomorrow.

CHARLOTTE: Great. And
I have her on Thursday.

You were a tomboy when
you were younger, right?

Um, I think that if Luisa
were here, she would say

we're not supposed to use
that word but, yeah, still am.

- Let me ask you something.
- Hm?

Did you ever wish that
you weren't a girl?

Sure... Every time I have a mammogram.

Why?

I'm just, just going
through somethin' with Rose.

Oh, hey.

How long was I asleep?

Uh, minutes?

Hmm.

I think I have to pee.

Wait... No.

No, yeah.

Yeah, I definitely have to pee.

Well, uh, I'll, I'll call the nurse.

Oh no, I don't think I can wait.

I am, I am really feeling
that entire bucket of ice chips

I just wolfed down.

- Um.
- Yeah, I can't wait.

Okay, um, well, is there
a, a, like a bedpan?

How dare you.

- [CHARLOTTE LAUGHING]
- Just, just lift me up.

I've done it with the nurses.
I can do it with you two.

- Does this hurt?
- No, I feel nothing.

You know that whole pain
pill addiction thing?

- Yeah.
- I totally get it.

Oh, dang. When did you get so strong?

Well, I read in "Parenting Magazine"

that you should be strong enough

to lift your heaviest child

in case of emergency.

- What?
- I've been doing burpees.

[SCOFFS]

[PHONE RINGING]

Oh... um...

Hello.

No, um, Carrie is, um, indisposed
at the moment. This is...

Rambo.

- Why'd she call herself Rambo?
- I have no idea.

- Can we please just get me down?
- Mm-hm, mm-hm.

- Okay...
- Okay.

MIRANDA: Oh, that's so lovely.

- Oh, okay.
- MIRANDA: She'll be thrilled.

Uh, no, you should come right up.

Um, uh, we're in .

Ooh, wee! Ahh.

Well, this is a very
special episode of "Friends,"

"The One Where They
Lower Her to the Toilet."

MIRANDA: Okay, I'll see you in a minute.

- Oh good, more people.
- MIRANDA: It was your boss.

- Do I have a boss?
- Che.

She's on her way up with dinner for you.

- How nice is that?
- No, no more people.

And it's not she, it's they.
They are on their way up.

Right, I knew that.
I, I wasn't thinking.

No, you weren't because I'm
in a hospital gown on a toilet,

and I don't need company, so please

make that Che visit not happen.

No, go, so I can go.

- Okay.
- Should I go, too?

No, sadly, you have to stay

- to help me back up.
- Sure.

[URINATING]

Hmm... think it was a false alarm.

Oh no, Carrie... you're peeing.

I am?

Yes! See?

- Am I done?
- No, not yet.

[URINATING CONTINUES]

- I'll let you know.
- [SOFTLY]: Okay.

And so, the doctor walks
into my hospital room

and he announces, "Cheryl
has diverticulitis,"

and my dad, who'd fallen asleep

in the empty bed next to mine,

bolts... upright, out of a dead sleep,

and shouts, like he's
talkin' to a complete idiot,

"Yeah, we already know
Cheryl likes girls."

Your father thought...

My father thought the gastroenterologist

had diagnosed me as a d*ke.

[BOTH LAUGHING]

It was hilarious.

And thank God the doc
thought it was funny because

I was basically in and out of here

seeing him for like two years straight,

and that could've
gotten, uh, real awkward.

So... are y... Are
you okay now? I mean...

Yeah, I figured out how
to manage it, yeah.

And even though it's
about watching what I eat,

it's also about watching what I feel...

what I say, what I do.

- [CHE SIGHS]
- What do you mean?

Cheryl used to hold everything in...

all that unhappiness, and, and shame

just twisted up in there,

just, yeah, making her physically
and emotionally constipated,

just lying to herself and everyone
else, just feeling so trapped.

But now, now I just... I let it all out.

I tell the whole truth
on myself on stage, off.

I feel it. I, I do it. I be it.

So much healthier.

I mean, I-I'm not saying I
got all of me figured out,

but I haven't sh*t my
pants in three years.

I'm sorry, I know we're eating.

Well, I can't top that win...

[LAUGHS]

but, um...

I was feeling trapped, too,

- at, at my law firm.
- Mm-hm.

So, I finally just quit.

It felt like...

like life's too short,

- you know?
- Oh yeah.

Good for you.

Good for you.

Oh, that's really spicy.

Do you think I'd bring anything mild?

- No, oh my God.
- [CHE LAUGHS]

- Oh no.
- Oh.

Okay... you get the wheelchair, Nick.

- I'll get the precious cargo.
- NICK: Alright.

Okay, be right back, Carrie.

And then, I'll put
ya in your wheelchair,

and take ya upstairs
to eat your din-din.

As much as I die for
his Baby Jane Hudson,

this is all very unnecessary.

I've could've just
taken an ambulette home.

No, it's important for him to help.

He needs to know that
he's still included.

It's also important that I
don't tumble out the chair

and kiss all steps.

I'm gonna talk to him
and make sure it's safe.

Please do.

Anthony, Carrie is worried
you're gonna drop her.

I'm not liftin' her.
I'll pop my hernia net.

That's what Prince Boner here is for.

- Are you ready?
- Ready for what?

For me.

Oh.

Oh, boop-boop.

- ANTHONY: This thing's high as a kite.
- Ah, feel like I'm flying.

- Are you okay, Carrie?
- Never better.

In fact, I take it back.
This was totally necessary.

Okay.

Oh, no, no, no, no, Jack.

You cannot say
boundaries and girlfriends

in the same sentence.

My girlfriends are always there for me,

no... matter... what.

They are there for me.
In fact, you know what?

I remember this time

that my friend, Samantha Jones,

even pulled my diaphragm
out with her bare hand

because it got stuck.

- [LAUGHING]
- Boundaries, Carrie.

And I'm saying it was really stuck,

like she was up in there for like

- a minute.
- Oh, a whole minute! Yes!

- I'm sweating.
- Schvitzing like a pig. Yas, queen!

Uh, well, this podcast

just became everything
I ever wanted it to be,

so I just wanna thank everyone
for making this episode

of "X, Y, and Me" possible,

especially the doctor who prescribed
whatever painkillers Carrie's on.

- Peace, everybody.
- Leave meeting.

So, back to bed, or
a little walk around?

- Uhh... bed, please.
- CHARLOTTE: Okay. [LAUGHS]

I feel I am, finally... getting the hang

of this podcasting thing, huh?

Yeah!

- Ooh!
- Ooh, ah, ah!

- Did ya hear me?
- I did, I did.

You sounded extremely comfortable.

Did, did you hear what you said?

Well, what did I say?

You told the diaphragm story,

and you mentioned Samantha by name.

- I did?
- Uh-huh.

Well... there are a lot
of Samanthas out there.

Well, you used her last name, too.

- Oops.
- Do you think she'll be okay with that?

CARRIE: Uh...

I think I'm allowed to tell the story.

It's... my vag*na... my story.

Besides, this podcast
isn't even on her radar.

She's off in... London.

Yeah, but... I read the "Daily Mail."

Oh, what... What, you
think she would be upset?

I just think, maybe, you
should let her know. That's all.

And, that way, if
someone else tells her,

she's not gonna be surprised.

I think what Robin is
trying to say is that

a child at this age is still developing,

and exploring who they are.

- Do I have that right, Robin?
- Yes.

- More or less.
- And we, we get all that.

We're just... We're a little taken aback

that this particular child

was allowed to adopt a new name

without the parents being informed.

I honestly had no idea
that you didn't know.

- Did you, Robin?
- I did not, Laura.

Rock never gave us any clue that

their parents were resistant
to their changing identity.

Their? D-Did you just say their?

We are not resistant, Robin.

And according to my reading,
Laura, there is a wide range

in this type of exploration,

so we are just trying to figure out

how seriously we should take this.

This is a very supportive
environment for all children.

Cisgender, gender
fluid, nonbinary, trans.

Exactly. This is a journey
that we are all on together.

We're here for you, and we can recommend

a therapist, support
group, peer counseling,

- whatever would help.
- Wait. Therapy? Counseling?

What happened to the part
about a child this age

is still growing and exploring?

That's still true...

but Rock is very clear,

and in matters such as this,
we take our cues from the children.

We're talkin' about a -year-old here.

Rose would eat ice cream for
every meal if it was up to her.

Rock.

So, we just have to accept this now?

This is done. They made the call.

I don't even know if I buy it.

Rose is a showoff, a big ham.

Could just be for
attention... or to bug us.

She practically gave us the finger
at her D ultrasound.

[STUDENT CHOIR SINGING]

Hearing people who aren't you
talk about your kid to you...

it's the most humbling experience
I've ever had as a father.

You're a wonderful father.

[SINGING CONTINUES]

[INTERCOM BUZZES]

- Hello?
- [ON INTERCOM]: Hey, it's Che Diaz.

Oh, oh, hey, it's Rambo. Come on up.

[INTERCOM BUZZES]

Oh... goddammit.

[KNOCKS AT DOOR]

- What a pleasant surprise.
- Yeah, for me, too.

I was just stopping by with two things

to help Carrie podcast better from home:

a professional mic
and some aged tequila,

also known as Keep Carrie Talking.

Oh, come on in.

She's, um, taking
a little opioid nap now.

- We gotta keep it down.
- Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, I got it.

Got it, so probably
not a great idea to ask

- if she wants to do a sh*t then.
- Probably not.

But you could ask me.

[MIRANDA AND CHE LAUGHING]

- Mmm.
- [CHE LAUGHS]

- Oh.
- Here let me spark this up.

[MIRANDA AND CHE LAUGHING]

- Don't you remember?
- Hm?

- I'm not a pot person.
- [LAUGHING]

Yeah, I remember you kinda liked it.

- [LAUGHING]
- I don't know!

Are you always this funny?

- Uhh, I better bounce. I got a gig.
- Oh!

And Jersey is not
gonna make itself laugh.

Oh, oh no, go, go, go, go, go.

I got it, I got it, I got it, I got it.

- [LAUGHS] I got it.
- Alright, alright, you got it!

- Thank you.
- So...

Ah...

[LAUGHING]

You know, if you
weren't in such a hurry,

I'd ask you to shotgun me again.

Oh!

Well, um, at your service.

[WHIMSICAL MUSIC]

[SNIFFS]

♪♪

- Oh, oh.
- [HEAVY BREATHING]

Oh. [GRUNTS]

Miranda? I have to pee.

Tell me you like it.
Tell me not to stop.

I like it. Oh, please, Che.

- [KISSING]
- Please don't stop.

[MOANING]

Miranda?

[MOANING]

♪♪

[QUIETLY]: Oh, my God.

[GASPING, MOANING]

Can I touch you?

[CARRIE GRUNTING]

- MIRANDA: Oh, please, touch me.
- CHE: Yeah.

Ow!

Oh, oh, oh.

[QUIETLY]: Oh my God, I have to pee.

[LOUD MOANING]

Ow.

[LOUD MOANING]

[GRUNTING, URINATING]

That was the best feeling
I've ever had in my life.

Oh. Oh!

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

I really am gonna be late.

What?

Hey, DM me if you wanna
chill again soon, okay?

[LAUGHS]

- CHE: Okay, bye.
- [DOOR CLOSES]

[PANTING]

Maybe close the door.

Oh, you're awake!

Did ya have a good nap, sleepyhead?

Oh, it was wonderful...

up until the point where
I was woken up by my best friend

having sex in the kitchen...

with my boss!

[TOILET FLUSHES]

And I wet myself in the bed because...

there was no one to
help me to the bathroom.

I'm so sorry.

Oh, let me get you out
of those wet sheets.

I had no idea you were awake already.

Well, I only took half a pill...

'cause I was so out of it yesterday.

I should've taken the whole bottle,

so I didn't have to witness any of that.

I... I apologize.

I, I had no idea that you needed me.

- What are you doing?
- I'm, I'm, I'm getting clean sheets,

and I'm gonna get all
that stuff off of the bed...

What are you doing?

What was that in my kitchen?
What is going on with you?

I, I, I don't know.

Che brought you tequila,

and, and we were doing
sh*ts out in the kitchen,

and we were trying to be quiet.

We were trying not to wake you up.

- Well, you did wake me up.
- I...

And why are you doing
sh*ts... in the afternoon?

And my apartment reeks of pot,
and my bed is soaked in pee.

I'm, I'm, I'm so sorry. Let me,
let me, um, change the sheets.

It doesn't matter anymore.

- Here.
- [GASPS] Ow! Oh, you're hurting me!

- I said you're hurting me!
- I...

- Just leave it alone.
- Well, you can't sit there

in those sheets, Carrie. They're soaked.

Yes, I know they're soaked.
I soaked them.

You said you would be here
for me, and you weren't.

I was alone peeing in a, in
a diet peach Snapple bottle.

I know... I'm so sorry. [CHUCKLES]

I guess I just had too much to drink.

No more tequila for me.

Maybe Charlotte was right.

Maybe you do have a drinking problem.

I... I don't have a drinking problem.

I just got a little carried away.

You are married, and you
just had sex in my kitchen.

I'm unhappy.

I'm unhappy.

Okay?

I'm trapped.

I hate my marriage. I hate it.

I hate my life. I, I, I hate it.

- Since when?
- MIRANDA: Since...

- Forever.
- No, that's not true.

It feels like it is.

Wh-Why didn't you say something?

[SCOFFS]

What would I say?

That I don't wanna be
this... person anymore.

That I wanna be something more.

That this isn't enough.

That is exactly what you should say.

Well, then I said it.

Please, can I change the sheets now?

I think you should
look into the drinking.

I am drinking too much, yes.

We all were in the pandemic, and...

I guess I just kept going.

But I don't have a problem, and
I don't need a book from Charlotte.

I know me, Carrie.

If I really thought I had a problem,

I would quit instantly.

And what about that other
activity in the kitchen?

I don't know if I want to quit that.

I-I've never felt like that...

in my life.

[UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING]

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[SENDS TEXT]

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♪♪

[ON PHONE]: When I tell people
I'm attracted to all genders,

someone will always ask,
"Do you have a preference?"

And the truth is, I do.

I prefer them not to be assholes.

[LAUGHING]

And it's always a surprise, right?

Nothing you can predict.

It's not like a werewolf situation.

Definitely not as easy as full moon,

"Oh, you're really a d*ck."

I mean, there's no
silver b*llet for dating.

Last year, I dated this
woman who was transitioning,

transitioning from
nice person to assh*le.

- [TEXT CHIMES]
- A lot of people cannot

comprehend the concept
of me being polyamorous.

When I break that news to them...

_

Right... What else did I drunk order?

[LIGHT MUSIC PLAYING]

[CAP CLATTERS]

- [PHONE RINGS]
- Active Way Physical Therapy.

So, Harry thinks the
school is overreacting...

but I don't know.

What if we underreact?

Oh, Charlotte, when,

when have you ever
underreacted to anything?

But I can kind of see Harry's point.

I mean, is this just a -year-old

who's caught up in the moment?

You know, when I was in seventh grade,

all my friends got a perm.

So, I got a perm.

I mean, is this just right now?

Or is this her... life?

I just... I, I, I have
to do the right thing.

And you will.

I hope you understand

that I will need to see
a photo of that perm.

I told Harry I think...

- we should just listen...
- Mm-hm.

And follow her... Their lead.

[SIGHS]

But every time I open my mouth,

I just want to say Rose, not Rock.

[EXHALES]

I don't know what's gonna happen.

But I know that kid is amazing.

And just remember, a rose by any
other name would smell as sweet.

Carrie.

I'm Travis, the physical therapist.

Shall we go back?

Yeah.

Shall I help you up?

Yeah.

[GRUNTS]

So, I have the philosophy
that PT works best

when we're working towards a goal.

Do you have a long-term physical goal?

- To get back into heels.
- [LAUGHS]

Oh, uh, any others?

Just the one. To get back into heels.

Okay, uh, so you change,
and then, I'll be back in

and we'll start with a deep
lower body massage.

- Does that sound good?
- Yeah.

Great.

Yes, I'd like to book my
next session with Travis.

Actually, your insurance
doesn't cover Travis.

The system didn't catch it
before but we've rectified it,

so all of your future
appointments will be with

Emmett here.

Hi, I'm ready for you, Miss Johnson.

I'm willing to pay out of pocket.

Okay... Travis then.

Okay, yeah.

["KEEP MOVING" BY JUNGLE PLAYING]

♪ If you're coming like that, then
it's been about time, you know ♪

CARRIE: And just like that,

three months later, I was back in heels.

♪ If you change ♪

♪ Keep moving, keep moving ♪