02x13 - All Kingdoms Fair

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♪♪ Theme song plays...

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- ♪ In a kingdom old and grand ♪
- ♪ Elena ♪

- ♪ A princess bravely rules the land ♪
- ♪ Elena ♪

- ♪ With her family by her side ♪
- ♪ Elena ♪

♪ It's a wild
and daring ride ♪

♪ Elena ♪

♪ Elena of Avalor ♪

- ♪ Myth and mystery everywhere ♪
- ♪ Myth and mystery everywhere ♪

- ♪ Loyal friends are always there ♪
- ♪ Loyal friends always there ♪

- ♪ Magic shines from deep within ♪
- ♪ Magic shines from within ♪

♪ Let her royal reign begin ♪

♪ Elena, Elena ♪

♪ Elena of Avalor ♪

♪ Elena of Avalor ♪

[panting]
Look out! Coming through!

- [sheep baas]
- [grunts]

Whoo!

Princess Elena!

You forgot
your welcome speech.

You said you wanted
to practice.

Oh, and I need
your signature

on this order
for more flowers.

And I brought
a little snack

to get you
through the afternoon.

Wow. Thanks, Armando.

What would we do
without you?

Oh, I'd be speechless.

And I'd be snackless.

Mm!

Looks good.

How's everything else
coming along?

Well, everyone's excited you're
bringing back the All Kingdoms Fair.

Merchants, artists,
and musicians

are coming from
all over the EverRealm.

Oh, that reminds me. We need
confetti for the opening ceremony.

[laughs]
Don't you ever take a break?

I don't rest
until you do, Princess.

Aww. Well, I'm very proud
of you, Armando.

You've really become
an excellent Chief of the Castle.

And it only took
you two years.

Hmm.

Well,
it was worth the wait.

Now let's go see
about that confetti.

You're already planning
your victory party, Doña Paloma?

Yeah, the Magister of Trade
election is, like, a week away.

[laughs] That's
just a formality, really.

Nobody ever runs against me.

And do you know why?

They're scared of her.

They love me.

And who can blame them?

I'm doing a fabulous job.

You don't mess
with success.

years, I have been
Magister of Trade.

years, making alliances and
representing Avalor's merchants.

And the kingdom has gotten
wealthier every year.

Almost as wealthy as Doña.

Here, Martín.

Make yourself useful
and load the confetti cannons.

Oh, perfect! That's
actually why we're here.

We need a dozen baskets.

Oh, I'm afraid this confetti
is already spoken for.

By me.
For my victory party.

Which you all
are cordially invited to.

Any chance you can spare
a little for the fair?

Sorry, but no.

- [horses neigh]
- [Naomi] Bummer.

It's not much
of a parade without confetti.

Don't worry,
it's just a little glitch.

Hmm. Oh, I know a guy
at the paper mill.

He'll give us
all the confetti we need.

I knew you'd come through.

You're like
our royal Glitch Fixer!

Wow. Look at all the RSVPs
for the All Kingdoms Fair!

I'll start adding
them to the list.

What would
we do without you?

[gasp]

I'm afraid you're gonna
have to do the Fair without me.

Armando?
What are you talking about?

Santos Gutierrez is coming
to the All Kingdoms Fair

to sell cheese
from his dairy farm?

Who's Santos Gutierrez?

[sigh] My brother.

Your brother's coming?!
Ah, I can't wait to meet him!

Is he just like you?

He's nothing like me.

He's smarter,
better looking.

He's better than me
at everything.

This would
not be too difficult.

Esteban, please.

Santos says I destroy
everything I get my hands on.

He calls it
the Armando Touch.

But you run
the palace so well.

I didn't do things so well
when I was growing up.

I did everything wrong.

- What? I don't believe it.
- It's true.

It all began my first day
helping on the family farm.

My mamá told me to milk
the cow and water the crops.

But I ended up watering
the cow and milking the, uh...

Well, you know.

- Ooh.
- Beginner's mistake?

Oh, Santos never let me
forget about it.

Every time
I did something, he'd say,

"Watch out
for the Armando Touch."

And sure enough,
I'd mess it up.

Well, that does not sound
like the Armando we know.

And I know exactly how to show
Santos just how far you've come.

How?

By putting you
in charge of the Fair!

Me?!

Armando Gutierrez,
I hereby proclaim you

Master of Ceremonies
of the All Kingdoms Fair!

And I command you to bring the real
Armando Touch to all the festivities!

♪ When Armando
helped drive out Shuriki ♪

♪ He showed he was
more than a friend ♪

♪ I knew that he must be
someone I could trust ♪

♪ To stand by my side
to the end ♪

♪ So she made him
the Chief of the Castle ♪

♪ The appointment
was not just a whim ♪

♪ And now we rely
on this wonderful guy ♪

♪ We know we can
all count on him ♪

♪ You saw us through all
of our ups and our downs ♪

♪ Though our future
was frequently iffy ♪

♪ So now you deserve
to sit back and be served ♪

♪ And let both of us
make you all spiffy ♪

♪ Ar-maaan-do! ♪

♪ Ar-maaan-do! ♪

♪ He always knows
when and where we must go ♪

♪ When something's wrong,
he comes through in the clutch ♪

♪ And fixes the glitch
with the Armando Touch ♪

♪ Who do you call when
you're needing some clout? ♪

♪ Who's always there
when your luck has run out? ♪

♪ Who keeps his cool ♪

♪ When you just want to shout? ♪

♪ You know the hero we're talking about ♪
♪ - Ohh! ♪

[font color="# ff "][workers] ♪ You know the one
guy we can't do without ♪

♪ Ar-maaan-do! ♪

♪ Ar-maaan-do! ♪

♪ He always knows
when and where we must go ♪

♪ When something's wrong,
he comes through in the clutch ♪

♪ And fixes the glitch
with the Armando Touch! ♪

♪ He's the guy
we can't switch ♪

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♪ 'Cause without a hitch ♪

♪ He fixes each glitch ♪

♪ With the Armando Touch ♪

♪ With the Armando Touch ♪

Okay. We have
one week to make this

the best All Kingdoms Fair
your brother has ever seen.

Then let's get to it!

[kids laughing]

Oh! [chuckles]

Huh?

[man] Looking good, hermanito!

Ow! Santos?

[chuckles] They got you
on garbage duty, huh?

Santos! Don't pick
on your little brother.

Garbage duty
is honest work.

But, Mamá...

What'd you do wrong
this time, hermanito?

- Ha ha!
- No noogies!

Uh, hi there.

I'm Crown Princess Elena.

And this is Grand
Council member Naomi Turner.

Princess, it is an honor!

I am
Rosario Gutierrez.

And I am Santos.

Yes, I've heard
so much about you.

You must be
so proud of Armando.

He's my Chief of the Castle

and master of this fair.

He is?!
But how?

The Armando I know destroys
everything he touches.

Don't talk about
your brother like that!

He can't help
the way he is.

I'm not that way anymore.

Whoaa! Ohh! [groans]

[laughing]

Oh, hermanito.
Some things never change.

[groans]

[unenthused]
Come one, come all,

to the emporium tonight.

Come celebrate
Doña Paloma's glorious victory.

Yes,
and while you're there,

take advantage of my
glorious victory deals.

Hello, neighbor.
Doña Paloma.

Doña, it's me... Julio.

Uh, Julio Guzman?

This is my sister Carmen?

Last Navidad, you helped
us build our float?

We sang a song together?

Of course we did.

So pleased to meet you,
um, again.

Great!
So as Magister of Trade,

what are your plans to
spruce up the Via Mercado?

Spruce it up? Pff.

That would cost money.

It's fine just the way it is.

But I was thinking,
if we...

Why don't you keep doing...
whatever it is you do

and leave
the thinking to me, hmm?

Hope to see you both
at my party.

[chuckles] She is a
charmer, that one, hmm?

[scoffs] She didn't listen
to a word Julio said!

Well, she does not have to.

She has been Magister
of Trade for years,

and no one ever runs
against her.

Well, maybe someone should.

And maybe that
"someone" is me!

I'm going to run
for Magister of Trade.

Armando!

What a crowd!

You've really
outdone yourself.

Thanks! And who can resist
your famous picarones?

Once they try one,
they just have to buy more.

Free sample?

Ooh! I am
feeling a bit peckish.

[humming]

The booth looks nice, mamá.

Yes, it's beautiful.
[laughs]

It's just a shame there are
no customers here to see it.

Y'know, I've been
all over the fair,

and the other merchants
do things

to draw in new customers.

Like offering free samples.

Pssh! Free samples?

"Free" draws crowds.
And crowds are what we need.

So you want me to just
give away Queso Gutierrez.

What
an excellent idea...

for how to ruin
a business!

B-But once the crowds come...

Then we can lose money
even faster! Brilliant!

Maybe you should go back
to garbage duty

and leave the selling to me.

[groans]
It wasn't garbage duty!

[creak]

And there it is:
The Armando Touch.

[giggles]

Whoo. His brother's
really got him rattled.

What happened
to our glitch fixer?

Do you see any flowers in the
shadow of that ceiba tree?

- No.
- Well, that's because

the big tree is
hogging all the light.

Armando couldn't blossom until he
got out of his brother's shadow.

So if we can figure out
how to get Santos away...

We'll have
our real Armando back.

D-D-Don't touch that!

Oh! Sorry.

- Come on, cow.
- [moos]

Over here, cow.

Hey, where's my cow?

What did you do
with Bonita?

I didn't do anything.

But I'll find her.

No! I'll find her.

You...
Don't touch anything!

[sighs] Ay.

Bonita! Bonita!

[bell clanging]

[moos]

No, no, no, Bonita.

Oh, where is she?
Bonita?

[moos]

[sheep baaing]

[pig oinking]

- [moos]
- Huh?

[playing congas]

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[startled mooing]

Bonita!

Well, we tried.

Hopefully, we kept him
distracted long enough.

Am I the only guest
at your party?

No, the others
will be here soon.

You mean,
after they stop by Julio's?

[gasps]

And I promise you,
when I am elected,

I will fix all...

What do you think
you're doing?

I am running
for Magister of Trade.

You're what?!

It's time for a change.

Julio listens to us.
He...

I am an excellent
listener.

- Then what would you do...
- I am the greatest listener ever!

If you'd stop
interrupting,

you'd hear what
a superior listener I am.

Julio not only listens,
he cares what everyone thinks.

He even has
a suggestion box.

Well, I have a suggestion
for all of you.

Come to my party,
eat my food,

say thank you
for all your prosperity,

then re-elect Doña Paloma!

[scribbles]

Hmm!

[crash]

[bell jingling]

Everything's
back in place.

I just don't understand
why we don't have any customers.

I do.

I told you not to pick
on your brother.

He does the best he can.

[frustrated groan]

Excuse me,
Señora Gutierrez.

Could I borrow Santos
for a minute?

Only if you promise
to return him.

[chuckles]

I want to talk
to you about Armando.

He's not the bumbling brother
you once knew.

Princesa,
I mean no disrespect,

but it's
the Armando Touch.

Everything he touches,
he destroys.

Well, maybe if you didn't
put him down so much,

he wouldn't get so rattled.

It is simply the truth.

Our dairy farm is
a failure because of him.

Cheese curdled
in his hands.

Cows kicked over their buckets
when he tried to milk them.

He once tried
to build a tree swing,

but it was so lopsided,

I had to rescue him
before he fell out of it!

Heed my warning.

He is a disaster
waiting to happen.

I am not a disaster!

- [both] Armando?!
- Whoa!

[groans]

[braying]

Oh, no. No! No, no, no!

[braying]

[pigs squealing]

Princesa, look out!

Wait! Come back!

I can fix this!

Take cover!
Runaway piggies!

- Ay!
- Aah!

[woman] Look out!

[man]
My artisanal salsa!

[woman] Watch out!

[gasp] Not the inn!

[woman shrieks]

[man] Shoo! Shoo!

- They're eating our clothes!
- Who let the goats in?!

Armando! The animals
are in every room!

It will take weeks
to clean up this mess!

Where are we
going to stay?

- You're in charge! Do something!
- I'm sure we can find something...

We want answers now!

- Armando, fix this!
- Our trip is ruined.

Hey! Everyone
take one step back!

You leave
my kid brother alone.

Can't you see he has
no clue what he's doing?

[sighs] Ay.

Well, no that you
mention it.

Mamá?

Ay, maybe it's best
that you just come home.

[sighs]
Okay, Mamá.

I might
as well go home, too.

There's no way
we'll sell anything now.

- Armando! Wait!
- Princess, you've to help us.

- Where are we gonna stay tonight?
- Princess! Help us.

Where do we go?

Princess, we want help.
We need you.

You made the right choice
to come home, mijo.

[groans]

[pebbles bouncing
off window]

Huh?

Owww!

Oops! Sorry!

Princess Elena?

We're in trouble,
Armando.

We need you back.

Oh, Santos is right about me.

That's why I left.

I wreck everything I touch.

I can't even build
a simple swing.

[squeaking]

See?

Was Santos watching
when you built it?

More like pointing
and laughing.

Well, let me tell you
what you've done

when Santos
wasn't watching.

You helped me
drive out Shuriki

and stop
Victor and Carla.

You created the schedule
the whole castle runs on.

I also created
a wild animal stampede.

You mean
the bunnies and piglets?

It only happened because Santos
was putting you down

and you got upset.

Whenever he's around,
you forget who you really are.

But I know
the real Armando.

Thanks, Princess.

I'm going back.

You're going back?!

Yes. Yes, I am.

Fine. Go.

At least you won't be around
to wreck the farm again.

You know, maybe
I would have done just fine

if you weren't always
saying I was a disaster.

[scoffs]

Go ahead and scoff,

but I run
the Palace of Avalor.

I'm the royal Glitch Fixer.

And maybe if you'd
listened to me,

you would have sold some cheese
at the All Kingdoms Fair!

Are you gonna let him
speak to me like that?!

I thought I'd always need
to look out for you, mijo.

But all you really needed
was the chance

to become your own man.

A great man.

Bah!

C'mon, Princess.
We've got a fair to save.

Oh, good!
You're back!

I don't know
what to do with these.

Uh, Armando? Any ideas?

Ugh! I am so exhausted,

I could fall asleep
right here.

I got it!

I know where to house
everyone for the night.

- You do?
- Right here.

We're going to have a
sleepover in Castillo Park.

Okay. It's worth a try.

Right, Naomi?

- [pigs snoring]
- [Naomi sighs]

Let's go, people!
Let's make this happen!

Everyone gather around
for the highlight of the fair,

the "Starlight Sleepover!"

[music playing]

[snoring]

Nice work, Armando.

Thanks, Princess.

And another vote
for Julio.

Well, the people
have spoken.

And the new Magister of Trade
is Julio Guzman!

[applause]

I won?

I won!

- [cheering]
- Viva Guzman!

I demand a recount!

This is the recount.

Martín!
Is this your handwriting?!

- [angry growl]
- Congratulations, Julio!

- Thank you.
- Okay,

so the first thing you need
to do is fix these potholes.

- Potholes, yes.
- Potholes? No, no.

- The sidewalks should come first.
- Sidewalks, of course.

- No, no, no, a bigger fountain!
- [Julio] Bigger!

- No, the sidewalks!
- A smaller fountain!

Smaller, yes.

[woman]
I want more flowers!

One at a time,
please!

- Longer lunch breaks!
- More festivals!

- Expand the port!
- More holidays!

Perhaps you should
seek help from someone

with experience
in these matters.

Doña?

Hmm. Come to gloat?

I can't blame you.

It's glorious, isn't it,

the feeling of sheer power
rippling through your being?

I... guess so.

People sure do have a lot of
opinions about how to run things.

Ugh! So true.

But it's not the same as
actually running them, is it?

Exactly.
They're all important.

So what do I do first?
How do I prioritize?

I guess what I'm saying is
I'd really like you to...

Take over as Magister?!

- Be my assistant?
- Assistant Magister?

Uh, no, not really, no.

Assistant to the Magister.

Oh! Fine.

With my experience and your...
whatever it is you bring,

the Avalor Trade Guild
will be stronger than ever.

I look forward
to working with you.

And when you fail miserably,
I'll be ready to take over.

Assistant
to the Magister, hmm?

I did not think you would
look so pleased by his request.

Having to play second
fiddle to that amateur?

It's humiliating.

This is true.
This is why I suggested it.

Free sample!

Free sample! Free sample here!

Queso Gutierrez,
the finest cheese in Avalor.

Thank you!

Last night
was so much fun!

The sleepover was great!

Thank you, Armando!

Uh-oh. Big glitch
coming this way.

Free sample?

I cannot believe you are giving
away our cheese for free.

Once they try it,
they can't resist.

They want to buy more.

Ridiculous.

No, mijo. Look!
We're almost sold out!

You sold all this?

Just by giving away
free samples?

- Ahh!
- No noogies!

[grunts]

Gracias, hermano.

I've been hard on you
your whole life.

And for that,
I am truly sorry.

This is my brother,
everyone!

Armando...
Chief of the Castle,

Master of Ceremonies,

and the world's
greatest cheese seller.

Thank you, Santos.

Mmm!

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