02x15 - Look At This Ship & Cast Party

[bunniefuu]

♪ Look at that sun
Look at that sky ♪

♪ Look at my sweater vest
I look so fly ♪

♪ Look at that mailbox
Look at that tree ♪

♪ It's about as beautiful as it can be ♪

♪ Whoa

♪ Today is gonna be exceptional ♪

♪ Never boring even for a minute ♪

♪ It's my world
And we're all livin' in it ♪

♪ Whoa, whoa ♪

♪ Never boring even for a minute ♪

♪ It's my world
And we're all livin' in it ♪

So, if what we're doing
is picking up Milo,

why did we have to
get here an hour early?

[snaps]

-Oh, I see.
-[smacks lips]

Don't say boom.

Hey, Milo, get your backpack down here,
we're wasting daylight!

[crashes]

-[muffled] Be down in a minute.
-What?

-[creaking]
-[milo straining]

[crashes]

[muffled] Be down in a minute.
[clears throat]

[in normal voice] I said,
be down in a minute.

-[crashes]
-[Milo screams]

[Milo] Maybe a minute and a half.

Don't suppose you brought
a deck of cards.

Balthazar T. Cavendish,
Field Report .

It's been several... [groans]

It's been several days since I went rogue
and left the agency,

and I think, at long last,
I'm on the verge of a breakthrough.

The unusual heat signature pattern
that I've been following

seems to be getting stronger.

I feel the alien ship
is very near, and I...

What the...

Oh, thank goodness
it's just honey. [laughs]

That could've been
a huge disaster.

[sniffing]

[slurps]

-[Cavendish screaming]
-[bear growling]

-[bear slurping]
-[Cavendish giggling uncontrollably]

Stop it, stop it!
No, seriously.

Balthazar T. Cavendish,
Field Report .

As luck would have it, an unpleasant
incident concerning unsolicited honey

and a rather ravenous bear, led me
directly to that which I have sought.

At long last, I have
found the alien ship.

And with this as proof, I will surely open
the eyes of the public

to the danger of the
alien presence among us.

[phone beeps]

[crackling]

[automated voice]
Cloaking malfunction.

-Cloaking malfunction. Cloaking malf...
-[crackles]

[Dakota] It's just with
Cavendish gone and everything,

I don't know
what to do with my time.

Yeah, I know
how you feel.

Yeah, so anyway, I was wondering if you'd
like to work with me.

You know, looking for Cavendish.

Hmm, helping, finding,

sound like things a good guy
would do, right?

-I'm in.
-Fantastic.

Oh, and sorry again
about the mess,

and aethers, they're so volatile,
am I right?

-[thuds]
-[creaking]

-[Milo straining]
-[car jack cranking]

[Milo] Hold on,
almost there.

You got any games
on your phone?

Read 'em and weep.

Why would I weep? Because I feel so sorry
for you when I double your high score?

Talk is cheap, but I got the high score
in the game regionally.

-Hah! Boom!
-[victory tune plays on phone]

Wait, how did you
do tha...

Teach me.

[security guard] Sir, sir, you can't
go in there!

-[door slams open]
-I'm sorry, Mrs. Jamison...

I'm sorry for the interruption, but I have
a breaking news story

that you simply must see!

Yes, and I have an app to put an armadillo
on every picture.

-Christine!
-[panting]

Get this guy outta here.

[groans]

Ugh! Beans on toast!

You there, boy,
grab that van and come with me.

And prepare yourself
for the scoop of the century.

Yeah! Promotion!

Not bad for my first day
on the loading dock.

[Cavendish whispering]
It's right this way.

If this leads the news
at : and : ,

I'm hoping it will
raise the alarm

-about the alien invasion.
-[crackling]

Well, what do you think?

Yeah, [hesitatingly] uh, what am I
supposed to be looking at exactly?

The giant spacecraft, directly behind me,
you Dumpty.

How come, every time, I steal a news van
with a guy in a top-hat,

he ends up being a total nutcase?
Bogus.

[crackling]

[Dakota] So, this is the last place
I saw Cavendish.

Let's look around
for some clues.

You mean, clues like
he got a secret life?

Or like, he's royalty,
part-monkey, or, or both!

Like all the other royals.
Ooh! A sledgehammer.

[straining]

Just be careful,
this place is a rental.

-[strains]
-[breaking]

Eh, well, he's not here.

Break time?

[clangs]

[man ] Hey, look,
free wall hammer.

U.S. President, uh,
beard, snow pipe hat...

-Abraham Lincoln.
-No. Skip it.

-There was another President with...
-No time!

Next. [stammering] It was the thing in
that one movie with that guy.

-The Other Dimensionator?
-Yes.

Next one. Okay, this is something that
oozes from you body

-but it's not all that unpleasant.
-Uh...

[pin clinks]

-Um...
-[crashes]

[spurts]

-Murphy's Law.
-Yup. Next.

-[pop music playing]
-It's right over here.

This could be the biggest radio broadcast
since w*r of the Words.

w*r of the...
Stand by.

All right, : ,
minutes before the hour,

-and you're on the
-[playback] Pa-Pa-Papa Mike Show.

-[boy's voice playback] You can smell it!
-[baby wailing]

[choir] ♪ Papa Mike on the radio ♪

[growly voice playback]
Lock it in and turn in up!

[female voice playback]
Listen to your mother.

And I'm coming to all you crazy critters
out there from the Deadville forest.

[monkeys chattering playback]

Well, boy, Balthazar Cavendish
has promised to show us

-an actual UFO.
-[rock music playing from stereo]

But first, here's
a blast from the past,

one of my favorites
by Pile of Clouds,

Jeherrozod.

Okay, show me
what you got.

Oh, yes, well its...
Step through here and prepare to be ama...

Oh! It was right here.

-I swear it.
-[plays sad trombone from recorder]

-[crackling]
-[ominous music playing]

[gasps] There! There! Turn around, my good
man, and prepare to be astonished.

[crackling]

Uh, yes. It's a lovely UFO,
sir. You must be very proud.

Oh, my, thank you.
I'm just pleased that... Oh wait.

That was sarcasm, wasn't it?

Ugh! Of course it's vanished.

Where the devil did it go?

-It... [groans] Ow!
-[clangs]

-[clanging]
-Yes! Oh! Here it is. It's here!

Look! [panicking]
Must be a cloaking device of some sort.

You know, miming
doesn't work on the radio.

[Doofenshmirtz] So, you two hung out here
a lot, or what?

Sometimes, but we
never ate this much.

So, your missing friend,
maybe we need to

get into his mindset,
you know,

-think like the perp.
-Hey, he's not a perp.

-He's my bu...
-You know what I mean. What was he like?

Was he a wildly
unpredictable ladies man

who plays by his own rules?

Or maybe, a down
on his luck gambler

who plays by his own rules?

Or [stammering]
a straight arrow rule follower

who plays by his own rules?

Uh, the last one.

See, I'm getting
into his head already.

-I am Claventree...
-"Cavendish."

And I play by my own rules!

I don't think we're
making any progress here.

All we've done is eat.

Like, five lunches already today.

Hey, the third one was your idea.

Yeah, but you're
supposed to stop me!

When i have a dumb idea,
I expect my partner

to call me on it and steer me towards
something less self-destructive.

Whoa! Whoa!
Hold on there, buddy.

A partner is supposed to fly through the
window and hit you with his tail.

At least, that's what
Perry the Platypus did.

-Well, that's not what Cavendish did.
-[exclaims in despair]

If he was such a great partner,
why did you kick him out?

I didn't, he left. Haven't you
heard anything I've said?

That's all I have done all day,
is hear you say things.

In that annoying nasal tone.

Oh, you're the one to talk.
Your voice sounds like

a screech-owl being dragged
under a cement mixer.

You don't know
what that sounds like.

Yeah, I do,
it sounds just like you.

All right, that's it!

-[chomps]
-That was mine.

I know!

[air hissing]

Yeah!

Aw, come on!

♪ You've seen him before
You're gonna see him soon ♪

♪ He's Recurring Raccoon ♪

♪ He's Recurring Raccoon ♪

-[suspenseful music playing]
-[fly buzzing]

-[metal clanging]
-[jet engine starts up]

Right this way
for the scoop of the century.

An alien ship.

Doesn't look like much
because it's cloaked.

Are you messing with me?

No! No, no, no.
It's here. Heh!

I'll show you!

If it wasn't here,
could I do this?

[Cavendish] Ta-da!

-[birds chirping]
-[Cavendish groans softly]

[camera shutter clicks]

Just because
I'm a newspaper reporter

does not mean I'm a joke!

We used to be the world's
only source of news, you know?

-[reporter] Nutcase.
-[alien ship approaching]

[exclaims in fright]

[alien ship lands heavily]

[Cavendish in awe] It's back!

-[door whooshes open]
-[Cavendish] A door!

If I can't get the people
to the saucer,

I'll take the saucer
to the people!

[Cavendish] I'm coming in!
Prepare to be boarded. [exclaims]

-[crashes]
-[Cavendish grunts in pain]

[mysterious alien music playing]

Hmm. It appears
to have been on autopilot.

-Let's see.
-[beeps]

-[metallic whirring]
-[thuds]

-[whirring]
-[Cavendish exclaims in pain]

-[explodes]
-[Cavendish exclaims] oh!

-[machine blows up and powers down]
-[Cavendish exclaims] ow!

-[machine breaks down]
-[glass shatters]

-[lever engages]
-[jet engine starts]

[jet engine accelerating]

[whizzes]

[Cavendish exclaims]

-Whoa!
-[jet engine stops]

[thuds]

Ow!

[Doofenshmirtz groaning] Oh! Ah!

Hey, look, I am sorry
for what I said earlier

I was just... I was bloated
and upset and...

[sighs sadly] I was wrong.

And I've had a lot of time to think while
I was lying here groaning

and I've realized something.

The human body
is a disgusting thing?

Well, that, yes, but, but,

It's also... It's not fair
to expect anyone

to measure up to someone
from your past.

You're right.

You gotta accept people
for who they are.

Anyhow, you know,
I'll still help you

look for your friend
if you want.

Thanks. Hey, you wanna grab one more
Slushy Dawg for the road?

Yeah, I think I have
more feelings to eat.

[birds chirping]

-[slaps hand]
-Ow.

[Milo] Here I come!

-[slaps hand]
-Ow.

[grunts and pants in effort]

Boy, someone knows
how to make an entrance.

[alien ship whizzes by]

And now
we're all in your room.

[nervously] It won't stop!
Nothing will stop it.

I've tried everything except...

-[controls creak]
-[lever engages]

[jet engine powers down]

[hissing]

Don't look at me like that.

You just got lucky.

-[explodes]
-[Cavendish] whoa!

[screams into the distance]

-[crickets chirping]
-[Milo] So...

You guys wanna just
hang out in my room today?

♪ It's my world
And we're all livin' in it ♪

And that was the first time

I got to ride
on a rescue helicopter.

[Zack grunting in pain]

Eh!

[continues grunting]

-Bye, Zack!
-[Zack] Bye, Dad!

[Zack groans]

Oh, no! What happened?

I broke my leg.

Duh. How?

I was trying something new.

[light applause]

[dainty and melodious
string music playing]

[tweets]

[loud cheering and applause]

[audience gasp]

[audience laugh]

Interpretive dance, really?

[sighs] I knew
I shouldn't have told you.

Not that it matters, 'cause I'm never
doing it again anyway.

Why not?

Did I not mention
being tangled in a harp?

You did, but I thought
it was a metaphor.

Well, at least
you got your friends.

And your lunch!

-[groans]
-[melancholic music playing]

I've never
seen him like this.

We need to do something
to cheer him up.

A party!

A cast party! You know,
'cause he has a real cast.

'Cause... You guys got that?

Oh, okay.

I'll invite him over this weekend.

We can surprise him.

[Zack grunting in effort]

-[doorbell rings]
-Hey, Zack!

Hey, Milo.

You're wearing man-dals?

Yup. My foot needed space
because I broke my little toe.

[Martin] Same here.

What are the odds
we break the same toe

on the same day?

Yeah, pretty high
in this house.

Well, nevermind that.

[chuckles]
Wait 'til you see this!

[everyone] Surprise!

Wow. What's going on?

It's a cast party!

[Zack] You guys all got
sympathy casts?

[Milo] No,
that's the amazing thing.

They're all real casts!

Yesterday, when we were
planning the party,

everybody broke something.

It's true, Zack.

And I wasn't
even around.

I broke my funny bone,
which was not actually funny.

It was a little funny.

We threw the party
to cheer you up.

Yeah, we don't want you to be
such a sad sack.

Or sad-Zack.

Like, because his name is...
Oh, you get it.

I even brought
these handy mood-charts

to check our success.

[Zack] Wait. Where did you get
all those pictures of me?

And how did everyone manage
to break something

all in one day?

[everyone chattering]

[shouts] Maybe one at a time!

Um. Amanda's story is great.

Oh, Milo! Thank you.

I was skateboarding
to Milo's this morning...

Yes, me. I skateboard.

But it gets's even stranger
than that.

[Amanda] All of a sudden,
flying mice fell from the sky

and landed on my head.

I didn't even know
mice could fly

and neither did the internet.

-I looked it up.
-[Amanda screams]

[Amanda] Ow.

I broke my arm

but I got these two cuties.

-[mice squeaking]
-Muffin and Bitey.

[dismissively] Yeah, yeah.
Vermin from the sky.

Can we tell our story now?

So, we were eating ice cream
at Melty McScoopsalot...

You know, sometimes
when I wriggle my fingers,

I realize how weird fingers are
and it freaks me out.

Yeah, and sometimes I wonder if everything
happens for a reason

-or it's all just chaos...
-[metal crashing]

Yeah, I'm thinking
it's all just chaos.

And that's how we learned

that Fudgie-Nut and Bubblegum Burst ice
cream go great together.

That's cool.
And I mean that literally.

Whoa. Zack made a funny.

[excitedly] He is cheering up.

[Amanda] I think
he's a number four.

Okay, it's my turn.

I was with Mildred

doing Hatha yoga.

[Indian sitar music playing]

[splotches]

[grunts in pain]

-[cat yowls]
-[screaming] Ow! Ow! Mildred, help!

-[tense music playing]
-Mildred! Help me, Mildred!

[music stops
and slowly rises pitch]

[trembling] Mildred?

-[trembling nervously] Mildred?
-[music stops]

[screams] Aah!

It was very stressful

but I'm glad Mildred is okay.

Well, I'm glad
it all worked out

for you and your...
[stammering] Friend.

Uh, yeah. Um... Sara...
What happened to you?

Oh, yeah.
You see, I volunteer

at the One-Eyed Chihuahua
Rescue Shelter.

-[serene music playing]
-[dogs whimpering]

[Sara] Here you go, Cyclops.

Ooh. Don't start eating
Pirate's food

or I'll have to feed you
and your plate with Winkey.

-[cat meows angrily]
-[high tempo jazz music playing]

[dogs barking and clamoring]

-[cat meows]
-[dogs continue barking]

-Oh, no!
-[music stops abruptly]

[nervously] Uh... Doctor,
are you sure about this?

I, I feel much more
comfortable at my own home.

Now, Carl,
for a man who suffers

from a fear of everything,

you can not expect to treat it
by hiding in your home.

Just try to consider
being out here

as your first baby steps
to recovery.

-See? Everything is fine.
-[dogs barking]

-[cat meows loudly]
-[dogs barking]

-[Carl screams in confusion]
-I wanna go...

I wanna go home!
[in distance] I wanna go home!

[dogs continue barking]

-[cat meows loudly]
-[upbeat music playing]

-Whoa! Oops! [grunts in pain]
-[crashes]

[dogs continue barking]

[Sara] And the dogs
just kept running.

It was very upsetting.

I'm still processing it.

Sorry you couldn't
find the dogs.

We'll keep
an eye out for them.

I mean... [stammering]
Not an eye out.

I didn't mean it like because
he's a one-eyed dog, it's...

Melissa, what's your story?

I was honing my sparring skills in
martial arts class...

[Oriental flute
playing softly]

[intense drum beats playing]

[sensei groans]

-[carl shouting continuously]
-I wanna go home! I wanna go home!

[Carl screaming] Ooh!
Why are you doing this to me?

-Ow!
-You saved my life.

-Thank you!
-[students cheering]

[students cheering]
Whoo-hoo! Bravo! Bravo!

Ow! Yeah,
I think I broke my foot.

Ow! Okay, but thanks
for the accolades. Ow!

And since
I was already up there,

they carried me to the ER.

Wow, Melissa!

You sacrificed your foot
for the greater good.

What happened to you guys?

We both broke our legs

because of Mort's lifelong dream
of becoming a rodeo clown.

I found a rodeo clown class
in the learning gazette.

[Mort] We thought
there would be

-some sort of teacher but...
-[gate breaking]

-[growls angrily]
-[children clamoring]

[dramatic music playing]

[sniffs]

Bort, look out!

-[humming softly]
-[bull bellowing angrily]

[Bort] I did some really cool
interpretive clown dance moves

that I learned in class
at the community center

that had an actual teacher.

I totally hooked that bull in!
Ha, ha! Way to go dude!

[bull bellows angrily]

[hillbilly banjo music playing]

-[both screaming] Aah!
-[bull bellowing]

[crashes]

In spite of the outcome,
I felt really happy.

I mean, I lived my dream
for, like, eight seconds!

I didn't know you took
interpretive dance classes.

[condescending] Interpretive
clown dance classes.

Huh. Must be
a different teacher.

It's great that you broke your leg
living your dream.

That's how
I broke my wrist today.

Cool. What happened?

Well, every once in a while,
I like to ride dirt bikes

on extremely
rough terrain.

[everyone, surprised]
You do?

You don't know
everything about me.

[eagle screeches]

[Brigette] So, I was sh**ting
loops on Dragon's Back

and almost ate it
on the first turn.

Luckily, I pulled it together
before the triple.

-The G-forces were intense!
-[heavy metal music playing]

I would've totally
b*at my time

if it weren't
for the gnarly rock avalanche.

It's no biggie.

The bike's hand brake
is on the right side.

That is rad, Mrs. M.

Sounds like
it was totally worth it

because you were
doing something you love.

-Totally!
-Oh, look!

[Amanda] Zack is a nine!

[everyone cheering]

Okay, okay. I admit it.
I'm feeling a little nine-y.

Happy? Whose story is next?

Well, I guess mine.

Although, it's not
as good a story as the rest.

We were hanging on the pinata
for the party,

even though this isn't the kind of party
that needed a pinata.

But, you know,
we loved hanging pinatas.

-So...
-[chicken clucks and crashes in distance]

-[Martin] Ow!
-[Milo] Ow!

[Diogee yelps]

See? I told you
it wasn't a good story.

[scoffs] You were doing something you love
when it happened.

You're right.
We do love hanging Pinatas.

So, the moral
of the story is...

Never do anything you love?

[everyone] No!

I know what the lesson is.

Terrible things can happen

even if you're
just standing there.

So you might as well
do something you love, right?

Dr. D's right, Zack.

Which is why you have to get back on
the interpretive dance horse

and stop being afraid
of your unitard.

Even if I risk
breaking my other leg?

Yup! Because
we can never let fear

keep us from doing
what we love.

[Diogee barks excitedly]

Ack! Diogee!
[laughs heartily]

And we have a ten!

-[crowd] Whoo-hoo!
-[everyone cheering]

[continues laughing crazily]

Oh, no! He's on to !
That's dangerous!

Somebody stop him!
Somebody do something!

[laughing manically]

-[punches hard]
-Ow!

Oof. Thanks.

[everyone cheering]

[upbeat music playing]
[everyone chattering]

It's a great party, Milo.

I'm just glad
that all of these accidents

weren't somehow
related to me.

As far as we know.

As far as we know.

[funky music playing]

[man humming and vocalizing]

[squealing]

[screeches]

[screaming]

♪ Like the ripples
From a pebble when ♪

♪ It drops into a lake ♪

[screeches in fright]

♪ You gotta get your
Little fishnets just to ♪

♪ See the circles
That it makes ♪

♪ If a butterfly
Flaps its wings ♪

-[grunts in pain]
-[cat yowls]

♪ It does't just
Make you cheery ♪

♪ It changed the weather
Half-a-world away ♪

♪ It's just a little
Chaos theory ♪

♪ I know it's hard
To visualize ♪

♪ It offers an abstraction ♪

♪ But even just a little nudge sometimes ♪

♪ Can start
A big chain reaction ♪

♪ Oh-Oh-Oh
That's the way it goes ♪

♪ When you tip a domino ♪

♪ Oh-Oh-Oh
That's the way it goes ♪

♪ When you tip a domino ♪

[chickens clucking]

♪ Oh-Oh-Oh
That's the way it goes ♪

♪ When you tip a domino ♪

♪ Oh-Oh-Oh
That's the way it goes ♪

-[Martin] Ow!
-[Milo] Ow!

[Diogee yelps]

♪ When you tip a domino ♪

Yup, great party.

♪ Go, Milo
Go, Milo, go ♪

♪ Oh, thanks, everybody
That is so motivational ♪

♪ Go, Milo
Go, Milo, go ♪

♪ Whoa ♪

♪ I'm not sitting here
Watching the world turn ♪

♪ You know I'd rather spin it ♪

♪ Go, Milo
Go, Milo, go ♪

♪ It's my world
And we're all livin' in it ♪