♪ There's a hundred and
four days of summer vacation ♪
♪ and school comes
along just to end it ♪
♪ So the annual problem
for our generation ♪
♪ is finding a good way
to spend it ♪
♪ Like maybe ♪
♪ Building a rocket,
or fighting a mummy ♪
♪ or climbing up
the Eiffel Tower ♪
♪ Discovering something
that doesn't exist ♪
Hey!
♪ Or giving a monkey a shower ♪
♪ Surfing tidal waves ♪
♪ Creating nano-bots or
locating Frankenstein's brain ♪
It's over here!
♪ Finding a Dodo bird
Painting a continent ♪
♪ Or driving our sister insane ♪
Phineas!
♪ As you can see, there's
a whole lot of stuff to do ♪
♪ before school starts this fall ♪
Come on, Perry!
♪ So stick with us, 'cause Phineas and Ferb
are gonna do it all! ♪
♪ So stick with us, 'cause
Phineas and Ferb are gonna do it all! ♪
Mom, Phineas and Ferb
are making a title sequence!
Doofenshmirtz: No, no,
no, no. No, I've been good.
Don't put me in your gunder sack.
Not the gunder sack!
[SCREAMS]
The Kinderlumper!
[GASPS]
That's it! The Kinderlumper.
[CHUCKLES EVILLY]
Candace: So, what do you think?
I think you look like you
just fell off a turnip truck.
And then got run over
by a rutabaga truck.
Yeah, yeah, real funny.
This is the official rutabaga regalia
for the th Running of the
Chinchillas from Danville to Badgertown.
By wearing this, it'll entice the
chinchillas to follow me, their princess!
So, yeah, I get it. It's a huge honor
and everything, but come on, Candice...
why do you really want
to be Rutabaga Princess?
I get to start the
Running of the Chinchillas.
- Yeah...
- Mom and Dad and everyone in Danville
will be waiting in Badgertown
to see me cross the finish line.
- Yeah...
- I get to be on TV!
- That's the reason! - Stacy! This could
be the first step on my way to stardom.
And as my best friend, you'll
be famous by association.
That's my favorite kind of famous!
Phineas: Candace!
What is it, Phineas?
Look at the cool
vehicles we made for you
for the Running of the Chinchillas.
Baljeet has grown a new super
strain of bio-engineered rutabaga.
I simply spliced the genetic code
of a rutabaga and a giant redwood.
- And...
- And fennel.
I wanted it to smell like licorice.
You're not getting me
in one of those things.
I'm not showing up for my TV debut
looking like a complete weirdo.
What? I said "complete."
And now I must leave.
My public awaits.
Yeah, and I must go be
famous by association.
And to think, we knew Stacy before
she was famous by association.
[YELPS]
I'm supposed to be in Badgertown!
[CAT YELPS]
Morning, Agent P.
I was just doing a little handicapping
for this year's Running
of the Chinchillas.
I think I'm going to box
Dryer's Dust with Squeaky Toy.
And I'm taking Gerbil Bait to win.
You're daft, Carl.
Anyway, word has it that Doofenshmirtz
plans to attend the ceremonies.
The odds are he's up to something evil.
Better look into it, Agent P.
Hmm, Gerbil Bait.
[SCOFFS]
Talk about your long sh*ts.
Dang it, Carl.
Good morning, everyone.
I'm Mike Van Hatofapilgrim,
here in Danville for the th
Annual Running of the Chinchillas.
And with us today is
this year's Rutabaga Princess.
And what's your name, young lady?
- I'm Candace Flynn.
- And I'm famous by association.
That's great. Well, there you have it.
A good day for rutabagas, chinchillas
and self-promoting sycophantism.
[CLEARS THROAT]
Citizens of Danville!
It is now time for your princess, me,
to start the Running of the Chinchillas.
I now summon my tuber troubadour.
I will now play the
traditional chinchilla fanfare.
[INHALES DEEPLY]
[BLOWING TUNELESSLY]
[INHALES DEEPLY]
[SPLUTTERS]
[STAMMERS]
Huh? What?
[CRASHING]
I see. Not a music lover.
My princess.
I will now take a bite of
the ceremonial rutabaga!
[GRUNTS]
[RETCHES]
And now I most humbly
take my leave, Princess.
Yeah, you do that, Sputnik.
Chinchillas!
Let the running begin!
Mike: Well, there they go.
Another Running of the
Chinchillas is under way.
- And now back to you in the studio.
- There's no one in the studio. It's Sunday.
Really? How am I supposed to do a live
broadcast when no one is in the studio?
We're not live. We're taping this.
[SIGHS]
Fine.
Candace! Here, let me get your train.
Oh! Oh, my gosh! Sorry!
I don't know, Stacy, this
is harder than I thought.
Oh, sorry! Maybe if we ran in front
of them it would be a little easier.
Okay, now onward to Badgertown!
Oh! Oh, my gosh! Sorry!
That should do it.
Excellent.
Perry the Platypus?
Oh! Sorry you had to see that.
It's just that this one button...
Anyway, you are just in time to witness
as I activate the Kinderlump-inator
and transform myself into
a real live Kinderlumper!
What? Don't tell me you've
never heard of the Kinderlumper.
You know, a gigantic
troll with sharp teeth?
Nose like a broom handle?
He grabs children, puts them
in a gunder sack if they...
You've never heard of this?
My mother used to sing me
this lovely song about it,
right before I went to bed. And it
goes a little something like this.
[JAZZ MUSIC PLAYING]
♪ The Kinderlumper's
probably gonna getcha ♪
♪ 'Cause you've only
ever been an awful kid ♪
♪ Pretty soon he's gonna come and catch ya ♪
[SCREAMING]
♪ Then everyone will
know just what you did ♪
♪ Because if you make
some bubbles in the bathtub ♪
♪ If you've got saliva in your mouth ♪
♪ If you ever feel the
need to blink your eyeballs ♪
♪ If he finds you breathing in and out ♪
♪ The Kinderlumper's gonna getcha ♪
♪ The Kinderlumper's gonna getcha ♪
♪ If you ever drink a glass of water ♪
[GASPS]
♪ If you turn your head
just slightly to the right ♪
♪ If you ever feel the
need to use the bathroom ♪
♪ Then the Kinderlumper's
gonna strike tonight ♪
♪ The Kinderlumper's gonna getcha ♪
[SCREAMING]
♪ The Kinderlumper's gonna getcha ♪
♪ The Kinderlumper's gonna getcha ♪
♪ The Kinderlumper's gonna getcha ♪
♪ He's gonna get you good ♪
♪ The Kinderlumper's gonna getcha! ♪
So anyway, I got this
actual-sized Kinderlumper costume
and I'm going to sh**t myself
with the Kinderlumper -inator,
which will make me gigantic and
trollish. So, you know, it will fit.
Then, I will go scare my
brother, Roger, so badly
that he is certain to relinquish
control of the Tri-State Area to me!
Well, to the Kinderlumper, actually,
but when the ray wears
off, I'll be me again,
and I'll already be in control.
Stand back, Perry the Platypus.
Prepare to do some beholding.
Oh!
Knock it off, you crazy Platypu...
[ROARING]
It worked!
[CHUCKLING]
[YELPS]
You know, Stacy, this is fun.
I could get used to this princess thing.
[SNARLING]
[BOTH SCREAMING]
[SNARLING]
Did you see that?
Call in chopper !
This is the biggest story
of my career. Let's get some!
Oh, why did I ever opt for work release?
Seriously, Perry the Platypus, was it
really necessary to destroy everything?
[CHATTERING SNARL]
Now, now.
[STAMMERING] That's a good
trollish, gigantic platypus.
Ha! Let that be a lesson to you.
Never stand on a big cartoony X.
And now, I have a little
appointment to keep with the mayor.
[LAUGHING EVILLY]
[CHATTERING]
Everyone have your signs and foam
fingers ready to cheer Candace on?
- Ready!
- Ready!
Buford, you ripped your finger off!
- Yeah? What about it?
- Nothing.
Phineas, Phineas, Phineas!
And Ferb!
You have to help us! We're being
chased by monster-sized chinchillas!
Monster-sized chinchillas?
That's awesome!
[SNARLING]
Here they come!
This is amazing! I've never
been in a helicopter before!
- They're gaining on us!
- And can't this thing go any faster?
I got the fennel pedal all
the way to the rutabaga metal!
And, yes, I know it's a weird sentence.
I can't outrun 'em.
[SCREAMING]
Phineas! [SCREAMS]
Isabella! [SCREAMS]
Oh, no!
Phineas and Ferb!
Oh, those poor, innocent
kids. I can't watch.
It's just... it's just... I'm gonna
step outside where I ca...
Whoa! Did you see that? I almost
stepped out of the helicopter.
Did you see that?
[SCREAMING]
Save yourself, Princess. Run! Run!
[SCREAMS]
The chinchillas should be
here any minute, Mr. Mayor.
I hope they won't ask me to eat
any rutabagas like last year.
I think we can avoid...
[GASPS] What is it?
Man: [SCREAMING] Help! Oh!
[CROWD CLAMORING]
I think I know this guy.
There's nothing to be afraid of!
It's only the Kinderlumper come to
join our celebration! [CHUCKLING]
[SING-SONGY] Now it's a party!
I, uh... I believe the more appropriate
response would be to flee in terror?
But Kinderlumper, why
would I ever run away from you?
Don't you remember
the Kinderlumpsong?
Remember?
Of course I remember.
Mother used to sing me
the song every night.
♪ The Kinderlumper's
always going to love you ♪
♪ And bring you lots of
presents while you sleep... ♪
No, no, no, wait!
Those are not the words!
That's how she sang it to me.
And I still have some of
the gifts you brought me.
Look, almond brittle!
No! But you... but you don't
even like almond brittle!
I know.
That's why I never ate it.
No! [SOBBING]
No, it's not fair!
Funny, I never thought of the
Kinderlumper as such a crybaby.
Oh, no, the effect is wearing off.
[SCREAMING]
Run for your lives!
They're coming! The chinchillas!
It's too late for me, save yourselves!
Ooh! [GIGGLING]
No, no, no. Stop, no.
[LAUGHING]
Where you this dramatic when
you were Rutabaga Princess?
- Oh, yeah.
- Stop it! No, seriously.
Candace, that was so exciting!
You're the best Rutabaga Princess yet!
Phineas!
I thought you were stampeded!
We were! It didn't hurt.
They were big, but
they were still fluffy.
It's like being run over by
cotton candy, but less sticky.
That was amazing!
We got it all on camera!
Wait, really? Did you get Phineas
and Ferb in their rutabaga vehicles?
Yep! The whole thing!
Where's the camera?
Oh, it's right over there.
No, the biggest story of my career!
[SOBS]
And it just flew away!
Welcome to my world, Mike.
Welcome to my world.
Oh! There you are, Perry.
Get over here, you hairy little beast.
[CHATTERING]
[LAUGHING]
[YELLING]
Herr Doofenshmirtz, if you
don't go to sleep this instant,
the Kinderlumper will come to get you
and put you in his gunder sack!
Well, that's a bad hide,
don't you think?