04x11 & 04x12 - Bee Day; Bee Story

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04x11 & 04x12 - Bee Day; Bee Story

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x - "Bee Day"

♪ There's a hundred and
four days of summer vacation ♪


♪ and school comes
along just to end it ♪


♪ So the annual problem
for our generation ♪


♪ is finding a good way to spend it ♪

♪ Like maybe ♪

♪ Building a rocket,
or fighting a mummy ♪


♪ or climbing up the Eiffel Tower ♪

♪ Discovering something
that doesn't exist ♪


Hey!

♪ Or giving a monkey a shower ♪

♪ Surfing tidal waves ♪

♪ Creating nano-bots or
locating Frankenstein's brain ♪


It's over here!

♪ Finding a dodo bird
Painting a continent ♪


♪ Or driving our sister insane ♪

Phineas!

♪ As you can see, there's
a whole lot of stuff to do ♪


♪ before school starts this fall ♪

Come on, Perry.

♪ So stick with us, 'cause
Phineas and Ferb are gonna do it all! ♪


♪ So stick with us, 'cause Phineas
and Ferb are gonna do it all! ♪


Mom, Phineas and Ferb
are making a title sequence!

♪ Where's that swarm?
What's that drone? ♪


♪ Something's buzzing close to home ♪

♪ It's Bee Day
and I'm feeling fine ♪


♪ They look for pollen
wherever they roam ♪


♪ Then regurgitate honey
in a honey comb ♪


♪ It's Bee Day
Come on, get in line ♪


♪ It's time to celebrate
Bee Day ♪


♪ They pollinate the flowers
Bee Day ♪


♪ Make honey in the hives
Bee Day ♪


♪ From time to time they sting us
and they pay for it with their lives ♪


♪ Because it's Bee Day! ♪

Why do we always end on that
weird B-flat with an F-sharp bass?

It's tradition, Jimmy.
We don't question it.

I mean, it's not even in the key!

So, did you all have fun at the
Bee Day Festival's opening ceremony?

- It was bee-wildering.
- Bee-utiful!

- Bee-dazzling!
- Bee-yond!

- Bee-guiling!
- Just "bee" quiet!

Oh, Candace, bee-have.
[CHUCKLES]

What's so important anyway?

Oh, nothing. Just taking the "What
Kind of Teenager Are You?" quiz

to unlock my true teen identity.

Well, I'll just leave that to
the professionals at the magazine.

Oh, look at that!
An inflatable wading pool.


Oh, it's just like the one I
used to play in with Candace

when she was little.

- Remember, hon?
- Mmm-hmm.

Ferb, I know what
we're gonna do today.

And I'll tell you after the wipe.

We are making the ultimate
inflatable wading pool for Mom.

Hey, where's Perry?

♪ Girl: Agent Bee! ♪

♪ [CLEARS THROAT] P! ♪

Good morning, Agent P. We...

Aah, aah... [SNEEZES]

Sorry, my allergies are acting up.

This whole Bee Day business is
stirring up all the pollen in Danville.


Anyway, Agent P, uh, Doof's been
spotted gathering bee pheromones,


which is not only
disgusting but probably evil.


To send you on your way, Carl's actually
come up with a bee-themed jet-pack.


It's right behind you.
Carl, where are those tissues?


Here you go, sir.

Monogram: Single ply? Seriously?

Carl: We're on a budget, sir.

Okay, Stace, I'm done.
Just tallying up the score.

So, how did you...
[Candace SCREAMS]

Okay, wha...
[Candace SCREAMS]

- You done?
- No. [Candace SCREAMS]

Candace? Talk to me.

Heather Magazine says I'm
an Emo Teen!


An Emo Teen, Stacy.
I don't even know what that is!

Okay. To the Internet.
Here we go. Emo, Emo.

"Emos believe everyone's against them."

How can you say that to me?

"They are highly sensitive
and drama queens."

No, I'm not!

You know, as teenage
subcultures go, it's not so bad.

You just need a new look to
match your true teen identity.

I'll be right over.

Phineas: Ferb, how's the
pool inflation coming?

Hi, Phineas. Whatcha doing?

Ferb and I are building a super-inflatable
wading pool. You wanna help?

I'd love to! But
actually, I need your help.

Anything for you, Isabella.

- Really?
- Of course.

Your word is my humble command.

I would travel the four
corners of the globe,

which I actually have done,
but this time it would be for you!

- All for you!
- Aw.


Ah-ahem.

- You were lost in Phineas Land again.
- Oh, right. Right.

The Fireside Girls are going
for our Beekeeping Patch

- and we need to borrow something.
- Of course!

But I'll need some collateral
if you're gonna borrow Ferb.

[LAUGHS] Oh, Phineas.

- It's not that funny.
- Stand down, Fireside Girl.

CHORUS: [SINGING]
Doofenshmirtz Evil Incorporated!


Doofenshmirtz: Oh, there
you are Perry the Platypus!


Hey, great costume!
That's the bee's knees.


Or, you know, wings, in this case.

Ha! Swat's happening,
Perry the Platypus?

Swat's up? Swat's going...
[GROANS]

Hey, swat's your problem?
[GRUNTS]

I'm sorry. I, I can't help it.

I got bees on the brain.
Especially the queen bee.

She's all you hear about.
Queen bee this, queen bee that.

You never hear about
the king bee, do you?

That means there's a power
vacuum that I need to exploit.

Bee-hold!
The Aroma-inator!

Like the queen bee, I have acquired
mass quantities of pheromones.

See? Right here in the t*nk.

Once I spray myself, the
bees will be attracted to me

and I will be crowned king bee!

After that, it's just
a hop, skip and a jump

to ruling the entire Tri-state area!

Okay, so the top three items
on the Heather Magazine


"Eleven-step Guide to
Being a True Emo Teen" are

dark hair, dark clothes,
and pencil-thin jeans.

[Candace GROANS]

Let's see what you got.

- Hey, not bad!
- Whatever.


Well, you've got the look
and you've got the attitude.

Now there's just one last test
to see if you're a true Emo.

Do you have enough ennui to resist
the urge to bust your brothers?

I don't think your mom would approve.

- Of course not! They are gonna be so bust...
- Ah, ah, ah!

True identity, Candace.

[SIGHS]

What's the point?
No one understands me anyway.

Wow, Heather Magazine is good.

Thanks for the loan, Phineas.

We're sure to get our
Beekeeping Patch now!

No problem. What are friends
for if not to reconfigure

a sorbet machine that
turns people into flies

into a sorbet machine that
turns people into bees?

Just remember the effect wears
off after a couple of hours.

Why don't you come back for
our inflatable wading pool party

- after your patch ceremony?
- Of course! Wouldn't miss it!

This is fascinating.
Tell me more about bee dancing. Really?

Because usually people are
either gone or fall asleep

by the time I get to
this part of the sentence.

Hey, Baljeet! Mind giving
me a hand with these pools?

In a minute. So, to continue,
the figure-eight dan...

Oh.

Aw!
And we are back.

[Candace SIGHS]
Hi, honey. Love the new look.

You obviously don't
know me. Nobody does.

And if somebody did, I'd just deny it.

Sweetie, I went through a
similar phase when I was your age.

- Try writing some poems.
- Whatever. I don't care.

- No one gets me. Except my hair.
- That's my girl.

Okay, time to fill the
void in the power vacuum!

'Cause, you see, it's a,
it's a real vacuum cleaner.

No? Wow.

Either I'm off my game or
you're just being stubborn.

Ha-ha! Sucks to "bee" you!
Now we're back in business.


Now let me just shut this baby...

Oops! I almost hit the
self-destruct button here.


What? Wha... I install
one on everything.

It's my thing!

I, I put one on my coffee machine,
on my TV, I have one everywhere!


Look, I even put one on my underwear.

See? Look. Aah!

All right, that, uh,
that was not pleasant.

All right, g*ng's all here.

Let's get this pool party started!

Sorry, Buford. I promised
Isabella and the Fireside Girls

that we'd wait for them.

- Ooh, "I promised Isabella."
- Is that how I sound?

- He really nailed you.
- It is uncanny.

Well, I guess we can test the pools out

to make sure they're up
to our usual standards.

"Well, I guess we can test the pools."
Hey, look at me.

[LAUGHS] You guys are right.
It's like listening to a mirror.

All right, g*ng. Let's
give this wading pool a try.

[music]

Whoo-hoo!
[LAUGHS]

[BURPING]

Carbonation makes me belch.
That's why I like it.

Yes, thank you for sharing.

- Whoa!
- Whoo-hoo!


Whoo-hoo!

And now that the bees
are out of the way,

let's try this baby out.
Just a little spritz.

Oh.

Okay...

Needs a little adjustment.
[DOOR BELL RINGING]

Oh, that's right.
Charlene's coming over

to get Vanessa's headphones for her.

- Hello, Heinz.
- Hey, Charlene. Here you go.

Oh, thanks, Heinz. I...

Wait, are you more
attractive all of a sudden?

Oh, why, thank you.
I have been trying to...

Oh, wait, no,
it's just the pheromones.

Wow.
Well, it's really working

because suddenly I can't
remember why we broke up.

- You said you hated Mr. Tomato.
- Hello, Charlene.

Oh, hello, Mr. Tomato.

Thanks for the reminder.
I'm out of here.

- You know, it wasn't me she didn't like.
- Shut up.

Whoo! Awesome!

Whoo! Yeah!

Yeah! What a thrill!

Baljeet: Man! That kid can wade!

Sibling unit, wading, wading.
I sit here, not relating.

Wow! Pithy!

Now we're cooking with gas!

Watch, Perry the Platypus,

as I shpritz myself right
into ruling the Tri-state area!


Uh-oh. You know, I, I think
it might be time for Plan Bee!

Ow! Ow!

Hey, stop it, stop it!

Oh, they're all over me! Aah!

Get 'em off! Get 'em off!

Thank you for saving me,
Perry the Platypus.

And on the bright side, with all
those bees, not one sting. Ow!

Aw, man. [SLURRING]
I should've expected this, I...

At least my inator is intact.

Ah, sh**t!
Curse you, Perry the Platypus!

Curse you. I said,
"curse you, Perry the Platypus."

Yeah, well, see, you should
be able to get it from context.

Buford: What the heck is that?

Phineas: I have no idea, but
the bees sure seem to like it.


And so continues the inevitability
of my mundane existence.

Once again, I'm
humiliated by the universe.


- What just happened?
- Linda: Hey, kids!

- Anyone up for some iced tea?
- Sure! Thanks, Mom.

Oh, there you are, Perry.

Oh, look! You kids found Candace's
old wading pool! How sweet!

We're gonna have a pool party.
Go ahead, wade away.

Sorry we're late, Phineas.
Our bee ceremony ran long.

No worries, Isabella.
Go ahead and join Mom in the fun!

"No worries, Isabella."
[SPEAKING GIBBERISH]

Hey, he does a good you!
Come on, girls, let's hit the pool!

Aw, it's just like old times.

Hey, Candace! I just realized
you added up your score wrong.

Your true teen identity
is actually the Busting and

Crush Obsessed Older Sister
Type who can't do math.

But, but, but, but, but...
whatever.

x - "Bee Story"

Katie: The opening ceremony of
the Bee Day festival was awesome!


It's my favorite part
of Bee Awareness Day.

My favorite part is the B-flat

with an F-sharp bass
at the end of the song.

- What? It's tradition.
- Okay, girls, festivities are over.

Let's focus on getting
our Beekeeping Patches.

It's the only patch that we've
ever tried to get and failed.

Remember last year?

You promised to never flash
back on that ever again!

Right! Right. You're right.

But still, if we don't succeed today

the "two strikes and
you're out" rule kicks in.

Which means this spot will stay
empty on all of our sashes forever!

Chill out, Isabella. We've got this.
Ready, girls?

All: They're gone!

Gone? Fighting flash-forward
to potential catastrophe.

Hey, where's Pinky?

[BARKING]

Acronym: Good afternoon, Agent Pinky!

I see you've taken our new
handbag conveyor system.


Carla here has intel
that Poofenplotz has been


hatching up some sort of
bee-related evil scheme. Carla?


Yes, it seems that
Poofenplotz is researching


the use of royal jelly
in the bee community.


[BEEPING]
Oh, there's your coffee.


Isn't she a find? She comes from
an entire family of unpaid interns.


Anyway, see if there is anything
to Carla's research, Agent Pinky.


Admiral Acronym out.

Gah! We've gotta find those bees
before the sun goes down, but how?

In the guidelines for
the Beekeeping Patch,

it says that a good beekeeper
tries to think like a bee!

[BUZZING]

- What are you doing?
- I'm thinking like a bee!

I know! We could get
stung by radioactive bees

and gain bee-themed superpowers!

Um, we don't have access
to radioactive bees.

Yeah, that's what's
wrong with that plan.

But we do have access to
Phineas and Ferb, and they have

access to a sorbet machine
that turned Candace into a fly!

They've gotta be able to modify
it to turn people into bees!

Phineas and Ferb have a sorbet
machine that turns people into flies?

Katie, for crying out loud!
Look it up on the Internet.

[CHORUS SINGING]
Poofenplotz reading her junk mail!


Let's see. Bill, bill, flyer...

Ooh! This must be my acceptance
letter into Love Muffin!

Ooh!
Open, open, ah!

"Dear Esmeralda Poofenplotz."
Ooh, that sounds promising.

"We regret to inform you that..."
Oh...


Reject me, will they? No matter.

My newest evil scheme is sure to catch
the attention of that silly boys' club.

Pinky the Chihuahua?

[GROWLS AND BARKS]


Fortunately, I was expecting you.

[BEEPING]

My makeup case, it doubles as a trap!

Could you hand me that
lipstick in there? Thank you.

What are friends for if not to
reconfigure a sorbet machine that turns

people into flies into a sorbet
machine that turns people into bees?

Just remember the effect wears
off after a couple of hours.

Why don't you come back for
our inflatable wading pool party

after your patch ceremony?

- Of course! Wouldn't miss it!
- See you later then.

Did you know that bees can communicate
with each other through dancing?

- That's really interesting.
- Yes, they do a tail wagging dance

to alert each other
to the source of food.


- Okay, let's see.
- The waggle explains...

- Setting targets. Fireside Girls.
- Phineas: Hey Baljeet.

And that should do it!
[BEEPING] Here we go!

- Mind giving me a hand with...
- In a minute.

So, to continue, the
figure-eight dan...

Aw!

And we are back.

Fireside Bees! Follow your noses!

[SNIFFING]

All: That way!

Mmm. Much better.

Now that my lips are taken care of,

I can tell you about my
beautifully evil plan.

Bad doggie! Okay, sit.

That's better.
Now pay attention as the camera

slowly moves closer and we
cross-dissolve to my thoughts.

Behold, the humble bee hive.

A massively ordered
society, just like our own.


Observe, a young grub being fed
mass quantities of royal jelly,


which will make her larger,

and eventually she
will become their queen.


So logic dictates that
if I were to consume


massive amounts of royal jelly,

then I would grow forty times bigger

and live forty times longer

and eventually be crowned
Queen of the World!


The Queen!

And I shall not be dark,

but beautiful like
the night and the day!

And all shall love me and despair!

And I might have a
grotesquely large abdomen


for laying eggs, but
I could live with that.


[SQUEAKING]
Come, Pinky the Chihuahua.


To the Myselficopter.
[MANIACAL LAUGH]


Isabella: My bee instincts are buzzing.
This must be where our bees went.


They must have been attracted
to that heavenly scent. What is that?

Millie: It seems to be coming
from that gigantic perfume sprayer.

Gretchen: Let's check it out!

Whoa! It looks like every
bee in Danville is here.

Fireside Girls, forward buzz!

Ha-ha! Sucks to "bee" you!

[ALL SCREAMING]

Oops! I almost hit the
self-destruct button here.

Wow, humans really take for granted

not being sucked into the
nearest vacuum cleaner.

I'm gonna see if the
queen knows anything.

Excuse me, Your Majesty,
do you have any idea how to get out?

Not a clue, and without my
jelly, I'm way too weak to fly.

- What do you think, Fireside Girls?
- What are we supposed to do now?

Bee Day's almost over, and we're
stuck inside a pharmacist's power vac.

What? Over?
Did you say "over"?

Nothing is over until we decide it is!

Was it over when we helped Candace
get patches in one day? Heck no!

- I thought it was only .
- Forget it. She's rolling.

And it's not over now! 'Cause
when the going gets tough,

the tough get going!
Come on, girls, we've got enough patches

between all of us to make this work.
We can do this!

Gretchen, Millie, Katie, you've
got the Exploring Patch, right?

Yeah! So we can look for
the way back out of here.

All: Right!

These pieces of hair
and dust are like rope.

Holly, Ginger, you girls have
the Advanced Knot-tying Patch.

- What do you think?
- We could totally work with that stuff.

And make a sling for the queen.

And Adyson, you and I have
the Appliance Repair Patch.

Let's hotwire the vacuum
and reverse the motor

- so that it blows us all out again!
- That's what I'm talkin' about!

There they are.
All we need to do is swap those leads

- to the forward-reverse switch.
- Great! How's that sling coming?

All: All good to go!

Excellent work.
Recon Team, is the escape path charted?

Both: Yes, ma'am!
Power vac hose located.

[SNEEZES]
It was m*rder on my allergies.

Bee-utiful!
Prepare for exit, everyone.

[VACUUM WHIRRING]

[ALL SCREAMING]

Uh-oh. [SCREAMS]

Great job, Adyson! Uh, thanks?

We're going home to the Fireside Lodge.
Everybody, follow me!

Oh, it's wearing off!

[ALL SCREAMING]

Come on! We're almost there!

[ALL SCREAMING]

Yay! The bees are back!

Now we just need to get
them back into their hive.

Okay, little bees, go
back into your hive.

We don't speak their language
anymore. We can't communicate.

Ooh! I have my Semaphore
Patch. Would that work?

- Only if they were on a boat.
- Baljeet is the answer.

Ginger, now really isn't the time to...

No, no, no. He told
me all about this dance

they do to alert each other
to a source of food or shelter.

- Like the rumba?
- No, it's a waggle dance.

Dance patches we've got.

♪ Well, I don't think
I can really overstate it ♪


♪ But bee communication
is quite complicated ♪


♪ What seems at first
like a simple figure-eight ♪


♪ Is packed with meaning
when their butts gyrate ♪


♪ See, the waggle explains the angle ♪

♪ From the sun to the door of the hive ♪

♪ We shake it to and fro
to let everybody know ♪


♪ That the angle is ♪

Oh, degrees is the angle
in relationship to the sun.

Yeah, but also tells
the bees the distance

- they're gonna have to
go just to get there. - Oh.

♪ It's a waggle dance,
waggle dance ♪


♪ Show them where they've got to go ♪

♪ It's a waggle dance,
waggle dance ♪


♪ Take 'em to the bee chateau ♪

♪ Shake it, shake it,
shake it, shake it ♪


♪ Shake it, shake it, stop! ♪

♪ Figure-eight and shake it again ♪

♪ Shake it, shake it,
shake it, shake it ♪


♪ Everybody, shake your rear end ♪
♪ You got it! ♪


♪ Shake it, shake it,
shake it, shake it ♪


♪ Shake it, shake it, stop! ♪

♪ Come on and swing those skirts ♪

♪ Shake it, shake it,
shake it, shake it ♪


♪ Shake it, shake it, stop! ♪

♪ Try to hit it on hertz ♪
♪ That's right ♪


♪ It's a waggle dance,
waggle dance ♪


♪ Show them where they've got to go ♪

♪ It's a waggle dance,
waggle dance ♪


♪ Take 'em to the bee chateau ♪

♪ Waggle dance ♪

[Esmeralda LAUGHING]

Ah! My Locatif-icator has
led me to the mother lode.

The royal jelly room at the
Moist Beauty Works factory.


It won't be long now, Agent Pinky.

Soon I'll be able to carry out
my most beautifully evil plan yet.

[LAUGHING]

Ugh! Bad doggie!
Bad, bad do... Ugh!


That's the last time I buy a cheap
designer knock-off trap from downtown.

[GASPS] I don't believe it!
Fortune is smiling upon me

like the creepy guy on the
corner of Third and Main.

We're in the royal jelly chamber

of the Moist Beauty
organic cosmetics factory!

[LAUGHS]

How unbelievably coincidental.

No, really, I mean, I couldn't have
asked for a better place to crash.

Anyway, you have failed,
Pinky the Chihuahua,

and brought me right
to the biggest supply

of royal jelly in the Tri-state area!

[LAUGHS]

I can't move.

Well, I, I'm not much larger and
I'm not really feeling royal at all.

I, I suppose my plan was predicated

on a faulty hypothesis now, wasn't it?

I guess there's only one
thing to say and that's,

"Curse you, Pinky the Chihuahua!"

Ooh, how humiliating.
Piloted off to the pokey by a pooch.


- Here's your patch and here's my patch.
- Yay! Time to par-tay!

Sorry we're late, Phineas.
Our bee ceremony ran long.

No worries, Isabella. Go
ahead and join Mom in the fun.

Come on, girls, let's hit the pool!

Aw, it's just like old times.

Hey, Isabella.
We're having iced tea.

You want some, honey?

- What did you say?
- I said we're having iced tea.

- You want some honey?
- Oh, um, sure!

♪ Shake it, shake it,
shake it, shake it ♪


♪ Shake it, shake it, stop! ♪

♪ Figure-eight and shake it again ♪

♪ Shake it, shake it,
shake it, shake it ♪


♪ Shake it, shake it, stop! ♪

♪ Everybody, shake your rear end ♪
♪ You got it! ♪


♪ Shake it, shake it,
shake it, shake it ♪


♪ Shake it, shake it, stop! ♪

♪ Come on and swing those skirts ♪

♪ Shake it, shake it,
shake it, shake it ♪


♪ Shake it, shake it, stop! ♪

♪ Try to hit it on hertz ♪
♪ That's right ♪


♪ It's a waggle dance,
waggle dance ♪


♪ Show them where they've got to go ♪

♪ It's a waggle dance,
waggle dance ♪


♪ Take 'em to the bee chateau ♪

♪ Waggle dance ♪
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