04x15 - Musical Cliptastic Countdown (hosted by Kelly Osbourne)

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04x15 - Musical Cliptastic Countdown (hosted by Kelly Osbourne)

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♪ There's a hundred and
four days of summer vacation ♪


♪ and school comes
along just to end it ♪


♪ So the annual problem
for our generation ♪


♪ is finding a good way to spend it ♪

♪ Like maybe ♪

♪ Building a rocket,
or fighting a mummy ♪


♪ or climbing up the Eiffel Tower ♪

♪ Discovering something
that doesn't exist ♪


Hey!

♪ Or giving a monkey a shower ♪

♪ Surfing tidal waves ♪

♪ Creating nano-bots or
locating Frankenstein's brain ♪


It's over here!

♪ Finding a dodo bird
Painting a continent ♪


♪ Or driving our sister insane ♪

Phineas!

♪ As you can see, there's
a whole lot of stuff to do ♪


♪ before school starts this fall ♪

Come on, Perry!

♪ So stick with us, 'cause
Phineas and Ferb are gonna do it all! ♪


♪ So stick with us, 'cause Phineas
and Ferb are gonna do it all! ♪


Mom, Phineas and Ferb
are making a title sequence!

Announcer: From the PFT studios in still

moderately charming and
majestic downtown Danville.


- It's...
- Yeah, yeah, yeah, we know the drill.


We've hosted before.

He's good, I'm evil, blah, blah, blah.

I, for one, am excited to be here.

And I'm all tingly! I've actually
got butterflies in my stomach.

Announcer: Let me
finish my introduction!


Welcome to Phineas and Ferb's
Musical Cliptastic Countdown,


hosted by Kelly Osbourne!

And now here's our host.

She's a singer, an actor,
a fashionista du jour.


Kelly Osbourne!

Hi, everybody!
"Whatcha doing?"

[AUDIENCE LAUGHING]

I have always wanted to say that.
I am so excited to be here!

I promise you guys it's gonna be
a rockin' show full of surprises.

And anyone who knows anything about me,

they know that I absolutely
love Phineas and Ferb.

And being a singer myself,

I love, love, love the songs!

Wait, wait, wait.
What's going on here?

- We are the hosts!
- Yeah.

And aren't you a
little too three dimensional

to host an animated show, young lady?

Yes, yes, I am. But I'm doing
it anyway so just deal with it.

B-but we have hosting
contracts and everything.

Did you read your contracts?

Nobody reads 'em, they're
like a hundred pages long.

And pages two through are useless.

Like parsley on a dinner plate.
Nobody eats it.

You know, if they're gonna
put stuff on your plate

that you're not gonna eat,
why not make it something

useful, like a key
chain, or gold doubloons.

Dude, why are you
rambling on about parsley?

You're bringing the entire
energy of the show down!

Maybe you guys can be my co-hosts!

Co-hosts!
I don't like the sound of that.

- Sounds like a demotion.
- Enough of you two.

You guys ready?
Let's get this party started!

There were so many songs to pick from.

I mean, just take a look at all of them.

Wow, that is a lot of songs.

You guys voted and now
we're gonna rock the top .

Here's number !

- Is this the Phineas and Ferb party?
- Sure is.

Phineas and Ferb's parties rule!

[ALL CHEERING]

It's not their party, it's my party!

And it's not a party.
It's an intimate get-together.

[SHATTERING]
[GASPS] What was that?!

Put that down!
Pardon me! Use a napkin.

What is my science teacher doing here?

- I never miss a Phineas and Ferb party.
- First of all, it's not a party.

But if it were a party, it would not
be their party! It would be my party!

All: Candace party!
Candace party!


[RAPPING] # It's not a party
It's an intimate get-together #


All: Candace party!
Candace party!


♪ Don't call it that
It's just a get-together ♪


All: Candace party!
Candace party!


♪ Don't spill your drink
Don't drop your food ♪


♪ Don't make the music
in the house go "boom" ♪


♪ Hey, don't use
my mom's good scissors ♪


♪ And please stay out of my room ♪

♪ Take your feet off the chair ♪
♪ No running in the house ♪


♪ Put a coaster under that drink ♪

♪ Hey, these chotchkes
aren't for juggling ♪


♪ And that's a toilet, not a sink ♪

♪ It's not a party It's
an intimate get-together ♪


All: Candace party!
Candace party!


♪ Don't call it that
It's just a get-together ♪


All: Candace party!
Candace party!


[PHONE RINGING]

Hi, Mom. What? What?

I'm sorry, I can't hear you over
Candace's intimate get-together.

Jeremy: # Candace party #

♪ Hey, what's this in this fishbowl? ♪

♪ I said don't play with the remote ♪

♪ Hey, close the door
Were you born in a barn? ♪


♪ Which one of you brought this goat? ♪

♪ It's not a party
It's an intimate get-together ♪


All: Candace party!
Candace party!


♪ Don't call it that
It's just a get-together ♪


All: Candace party!
Candace party!


♪ Talkin' I, to the N to the T,
I, M, A, T, E get-together ♪


♪ All: What? ♪

♪ I, to the N to the T,
I, M, A, T, E get-together ♪


All: That's right!

It's not a party.

[SIGHS] Demoted to co-host.

I've been a co-host before,
and had a blast doing it!

- Well, goody gumdrops for you.
- Don't worry, Kelly.

I am totally down for
being second banana.

Well, first of all, that's a
little sad and second of all,

technically you would be third banana.

It would go Kelly and then me,
and then you.

I would be second banana.

Nobody is a banana because
there are no bananas!

Yes, we have no bananas.

Here's the song rolling
in at number nine.

Excellent. From the
top of this building,


everyone in the Tri-State
area should be able to hear us.

♪ Perry You know, you
are a boy's best friend ♪


♪ You're more than
just a passing trend ♪


♪ You're like a
treat from a candy store ♪


♪ Oh, Perry ♪

♪ We love you more
than ice cream cakes ♪


♪ We love you more
than bugs and snakes ♪


♪ We love you more than
all things mentioned before ♪


♪ Oh, Perry
You're extraordinary ♪


♪ You're kind of short and hairy
The color of a blueberry ♪


♪ Yes, Perry ♪

♪ So come home, Perry ♪

♪ Come home, Perry
Come home ♪


Hey, Candace.
Why don't you sing one?

Um...

♪ Oh, Perry
I think it's kind of scary ♪


♪ I can't find you anywhere-y
It fills me with despair-y? ♪


♪ Oh, Perry
I'm allergic to dairy ♪


♪ I'm gonna move to the prairie ♪

♪ And change my name to Larry ♪

- Larry?
- I ran out of rhymes, all right?

All: # She'll change her name to Larry #
# Larry, Larry #


♪ So come home, Perry ♪

♪ Come home, Perry, come home ♪

♪ So come home, Perry ♪

♪ Come home, Perry, come home ♪

♪ Come home, Perry, come home ♪

[CHATTERING]

- Oh, there you are, Perry.
- Perry!

[ALL CHEERING]
[APPLAUSE]

Good job, Larry.

Welcome home.

This is going to be
a fantastic countdown!

Just one thing, you guys.

We seriously have to do
something about your fashion.

- It's just not working.
- But... really?

You look a bit, like,
stiff and uniform-y.

- Right guys?
- "Uniform-y"? Is that even a word?

Yeah, "uniform-y."
If you look it up, there's a picture of you.

- You're one to talk.
- What?

I mean that whole
laboratory look was never in,

even if you are an "evil scientist."
You should try a cape.

A cape. Where am I going
to get a cape at this hour?

- You could try a Nehru jacket.
- Oh, go get changed then.

If I could get a Nehru jacket,
I could get a cape.


Men.

While my co-hosts go
backstage and bring their

fashions into this century,
here's song eight.

Vanessa: # I can do it, I can run #
# I can hunt you down #


♪ You can try, but you can't stop it ♪
♪ 'Cause I'm gainin' ground ♪


♪ I'm light on my feet ♪

♪ And I'm quick to the punch
I had a heavy breakfast ♪


♪ But a real light lunch ♪
♪ I'm a ragin' bonfire ♪


♪ A cherry b*mb
I'm me ♪


♪ I'm rough and tumble
I'm the one to b*at ♪


♪ I'm a fresh coat of
blacktop burnin' up your feet ♪


♪ I got a poisonous sting
When I rain, I pour ♪


♪ I'm the best of the best
I'm the soup du jour ♪


♪ I'm smooth as glass
and sharp as a tack ♪


♪ I'm me ♪

♪ I'm the last and best
stick of gum in the pack ♪


♪ I'm me ♪

♪ I'm a strong woman, fast talkin'
Big bad-dog walkin' ♪


♪ High-falutin', drum-beatin'
Foot-stompin', corn-poppin' ♪


♪ Speedin' locomotive
that just won't stop ♪


♪ I'm a hot apple
pie with a cherry on top ♪


♪ I'm a crowd-pleasin'
head-spinnin' ♪


♪ Winnin' in the ninth inning
Whip-lashin', record-smashing ♪


♪ Black-tie-party-crashing
cyclone of fun ♪


♪ I'm an army of one ♪

♪ I'm strawberry sprinkles
on a hot-cross bun ♪


♪ I'm a big hay-maker
in a title fight ♪


♪ I'm a cute black
kitten with a nasty bite ♪


♪ I'm an action double-feature
on a Friday night ♪


♪ I'm me ♪

♪ I'm me ♪

♪ I'm me ♪

♪ I'm me ♪

♪ I'm me. ♪

Okay, let's keep
rocking and get right...

Doofenshmirtz: Wait,
wait, wait. Wait for us!


Yeah, hold the boat!
[CROWD CHEERING]

Mind you, this does not mean in any way,

shape or hair color,
that I am your co-host.

- I'm just saying.
- Wow!

Now I know what I would look like
if I had middle-aged male clones.

What? Oh, I can't believe I
let myself get talked into this.

It's embarrassing and if I'm
being honest a bit drafty.

Ah, just go with it, Frances.
Hey look at this, strike a pose!

- Look, look, look... I'm Vogueing...
- Vogueing?

I love Vogueing. It's so ' s.

I was a bit of a secret Voguer myself.

- Really?
- It wasn't a secret.

You know what we should do then?

Strike a pose.

[CROWD WHISTLING]

Vogue. Vogueing? That's it.

Look it up, kids. That's
what the Internet is for.

- That was fun. Great idea, Kelly.
- Thank you.

But, but... Vogueing was my idea.

I started to say Vogueing
and you just cut me off

right before when I just
got "Vo" out, you know.

What did you think I was going to say?

Vociferous? What other
words start with "vo"?

Give it a rest, Heinz.
He's always like this.

That's it. That is it!
You will rue the day

that you demoted Heinz
Doofenshmirtz to co-host!

Hmm.

- You know what that means?
- I think I do.

- More hosting for us!
- All right! Here's a little ditty

I like to call song number seven!

♪ Through the eye of a needle ♪

♪ Time to loosen your tongue ♪

♪ Got a tip how to make ends meet ♪

♪ A-G-L-E-T ♪
♪ Don't forget it ♪


♪ Gets us all up on our feet
Yeah, yeah, yeah! ♪


♪ A-G-L-E-T ♪

♪ Aglet! ♪
♪ Don't forget it ♪


♪ A-G-L-E-T ♪

♪ Aglet! ♪
♪ Don't forget it ♪


♪ A-G-L-E-T ♪

♪ Aglet! ♪
♪ Don't forget it ♪


♪ A-G-L-E-T ♪

♪ Aglet! ♪
♪ Don't forget it ♪


♪ A-G-L-E-T ♪
♪ We're tying the world together ♪


♪ Aglet! ♪
♪ Don't forget it ♪


♪ A-G-L-E-T ♪
♪ We're tying the world together ♪


♪ Aglet! ♪
♪ Don't forget it ♪


♪ A-G-L-E-T ♪
♪ We're gonna tie the world together ♪


♪ Aglet! ♪
♪ Don't forget it ♪


♪ A-G-L-E-T ♪
♪ We're gonna tie the world together ♪


♪ Aglet! ♪
♪ Don't forget it ♪


♪ One word at a time ♪

Phineas: Ladies and gentlemen,
my sister, Candace Flynn!


♪ And in the end the
most important thing ♪


♪ Is that we never forget ♪

♪ The end of a shoelace
is called the... ♪


The, uh...

Wait a minute!
It doesn't matter!

I can't believe I was
almost sucked into this.

Are you guys having as much
fun as I am? [CROWD CHEERING]

Yes! Now that I'm back in my
old clothes... "uniformy" or not.

I predict the Nehru jacket
will make a comeback.

- Mmm. Not gonna happen.
- No?

But you know what is gonna happen?
Song number six!

So, Phineas, what do you
think of the City of Love?

I wish it was the
city of airplane parts.

Oh! You're just distressed.

You should take a moment
to relax and enjoy it.

♪ We could share a crepe sucree
at this Parisian cafe ♪


Huh! That awning could
be used as a sail,

or, you know, a parachute,
depending on how things go.

♪ Take a break and smell these flowers
underneath the Eiffel Tower ♪


I wonder if they still got
pieces of that hanging around.

- The rivets would come in handy.
- Oh, Phineas.

♪ Won't you share a
creme brulee with me? ♪


Hey, look at that
nifty little blow-torch!

♪ How perfect could this be ♪

♪ In the City of Love ♪

♪ In the City of Love ♪
♪ In the City of Love ♪


♪ In the City of Love ♪

♪ We could try some fancy cheese ♪

♪ Or peruse the galleries ♪

I wonder if oil-based paint is
combustible, as a rocket fuel.

♪ Isn't this a perfect day ♪

♪ How do I look in this beret? ♪

Oh, that reminds me,
we might need helmets.

♪ Oh, how can he not feel the same way ♪

♪ When we're strolling down
the Champs-Elysees ♪


♪ In the City of Love ♪

♪ In the City of Love ♪
♪ In the City of Love ♪


♪ I wish that he would whisper,
"Ma cherie, je t'aime" ♪


♪ But all he wants to do
is try to fix that plane ♪


♪ In the City of Love ♪
♪ In the City of Love ♪


♪ In the City of Love ♪

♪ In the City of Love ♪

♪ In the City of Love ♪

♪ In the City of Love ♪

Balloon seller: Hey, you! [GASPS]
Stop letting my balloons go!


Okay, little Miss Osbourne,

prepare to say hello to your doom
and the hands of...

or I guess in this case,
at the head of the man

who is not your co-host!

Wow. That was close!

Wait.
Was that Perry the Platypus?

Great. They're probably
letting him host the show.

Chorus: # Perry #

Everyone, welcome Perry!
Oh, my gosh,

this day just keeps
getting better and better!


You know I was hoping you'd stop by.

Do you... do you want to
introduce the next song?

[CHATTERING]

Let me translate for you guys.

What I believe he just said was,
"Swinging in at song number five is..."

Summer. It sounds dangerous yet
oddly compelling. What is it?

What is summer?
Man, where do I begin?

♪ The days are longer
The nights are shorter ♪


♪ The sun is shining ♪
♪ It's noticeably warmer ♪


♪ Summer ♪

♪ Every single moment is
Worth its weight in gold ♪


♪ Summer ♪

♪ It's like the world's best story
And it's waiting to be told ♪


♪ It's ice cream cones and cherry soda
Dripping down your chin ♪


♪ It's summer!
Man, where do we begin ♪


♪ Summer ♪

♪ It's ponds and pools and garden hoses
Trying to b*at the heat ♪


♪ Summer ♪

♪ Bicycles and roller skates
And even just bare feet ♪


♪ It's also surfing tidal waves
Creating nano-bots ♪


♪ Or locating Frankenstein's brain ♪

♪ Finding a dodo bird
Painting a continent ♪


♪ Or driving our sister in... ♪

Oh. Wait, maybe we're going too fast.

[SHIVERS]

♪ Summer ♪

♪ It's crickets and cicadas
And a glass of lemonade ♪


♪ Summer
It's sitting with your brother ♪


♪ In the back yard
Under the shade of a big tree ♪


♪ That's what it means to me ♪

♪ The days are longer
The nights are shorter ♪


♪ The sun is shining ♪
♪ It's noticeably warmer ♪


♪ Summer ♪

♪ Every single moment is
Worth its weight in gold ♪


♪ Summer ♪

♪ It's like the world's best story
And it's waiting to be told ♪


♪ It's ice cream cones and cherry soda
Dripping down your chin ♪


♪ It's summer
Man, where do we begin ♪


♪ It's summer
Man, where do we begin ♪


♪ It's summer
Man, where do we begin ♪


That last song just makes me
we want to move and groove,

but enough about me!
Because I have a surprise for everyone.

A friend of mine wanted
to stop by and say "Hi."

So please put your hands together

and give a warm welcome
to Maia Mitchell!

- Hi.
- Hello.

I was uh... I was
watching from backstage

and could not wait to get out here.

I love all the songs so far.

- I know, right? Aren't they fun?
- Yeah! They're amazing.

And Kelly, you're doing
an awesome job of hosting!

- Isn't she?
- I was a little bit nervous.

Maia: No. No, you're great.

- And Major Monogram. I'm Maia.
- Pleasure to meet you, young lady.

And Perry! I love you.
You're my favorite, actually.

Because
we have something in common.

- What's that?
- We're both from Australia.

[GASPS] Didn't even think of that.
That's so cool!

That is so cool.
[CHUCKLES]

Maia, why don't you
introduce the next song?

I was actually waiting for
you to ask me to do that.

Check it out. It's number four!

- Do I know you?
- Yeah! I'm you from another dimension!

Well, that would
explain the handsomeness.

Right back at you, big guy.

Does that mean you and
I are exactly alike?

I suppose so.

♪ Do you want some rice pudding? ♪

♪ Ick, no, that's gross ♪

♪ It was a test. Almond brittle? ♪

♪ Oh, I love it the most ♪
♪ Me, too ♪


♪ Do you collect coins? ♪

♪ Yeah, just in case ♪

♪ Vending machines
become the dominant race ♪


♪ I've been alone all these years ♪

♪ With my irrational fears ♪

But not the vending machine
thing. That's gonna happen.

♪ But now before me, I see ♪

♪ Someone with whom I agree ♪

♪ I've found a brand new best friend
And it's me ♪


♪ I've found a brand new best friend
And it's me ♪


♪ I thought I'd be taller ♪

♪ I've been told I slouch ♪

♪ I thought I'd have both my eyes
You know ♪


♪ It's in this pouch ♪

Ouch!
You know, I can't help but notice

that your scar goes over your eye patch.

- Yeah?
- Nothing.

♪ Do the lamas weird you out? ♪

♪ Yeah, are they camels or sheep? ♪

♪ No, no, I meant Lorenzo ♪

♪ That's right
He played Meap ♪



♪ Now I know all about you ♪

♪ And you know all about me ♪

♪ Oh-wee-ooh! ♪

♪ And now before me I see ♪

♪ Someone with whom I agree ♪

♪ I've found a brand new best friend
And it's me ♪


♪ I've found a brand new best friend
And it's me ♪


♪ Now that I found you ♪

♪ We can be a duo ♪
That's right!


♪ Twice the evil
Double Doofenshmirtz ♪


♪ Coming at you Fridays ♪

What's that? I mean, are
we doing a TV show together?

No. It just sort of sounded like...

- I mean, we could. We should!
- Hmm. Maybe we're not so much alike.

That can be our catch phrase.
You're the grumpy one.

Eeh?

Wow, there are so many great songs!

I know! What did you think
about that last song, Perry?

[CHATTERING]

- I have a confession.
- What's that?

I might uh, make Perry
noises when no one's looking.

[GASPS]
You're kidding, me too!

- You do?
- All the time!

Make that three!

Sir, I just wanted to check
and see if you need...


Maia Mitchell!

I'm your biggest fan!
Love your voice and your work!

Thank you so much, you're really sweet.

Hey, you know what?
I've got an idea.

Why don't we all make
Perry noises together?

- Yeah!
- You ready?

- Yeah.
- You ready? Okay.

[ALL CHATTERING]

Nobody does it better than Perry.

[CHATTERING]

- I'll never get tired of that!
- Me neither.

Well sadly, I have to go.

- No! Really?
- Yeah, but thank you so much

- for having me.
- Thank you so much for stopping by!

Of course, my pleasure.
[CHUCKLES]

- Maia Mitchell, everyone!
- Bye!

Hey! I'll walk you out!

[CHUCKLES] Looks like
someone's got a schoolboy crush.

You think?

Anyway, let's get back to the countdown.
Here's number three.

[CHUCKLING]
Who's up for charades?

Perry the Platypus,
what are you doing down here?

[ELECTRONIC MUSIC PLAYING]

- Dad?
- Oh, hi, Vanessa.

Dad, what are you doing?

♪ Well, I'll be honest
I don't really understand ♪


♪ But I fell down this hill
Now I got glue on my hands ♪


♪ And I've got records on my fingers ♪

All: # What? #
# Records on my fingers #


♪ I've got records on my fingers ♪

♪ And I just can't stop ♪
All: ♪ Don't stop! ♪


# I can't stop #
# I've got a platypus controlling me #


All: # What? #
# I've got a platypus controlling me #


♪ Let me sum it up ♪
♪ It was a strange set of circumstances ♪


♪ Strange set of circumstances ♪

♪ I fell down the hill
I got glue on my hands ♪


♪ Now I've got records on my fingers ♪
♪ And I just can't stop ♪


All: # Don't stop, don't stop #

# Well I would if I was able #
# There's a platypus controlling me #


# He's underneath the table. #
All: # There's a platypus controlling him #


♪ What? ♪

Oh, I get it! Platypus is a metaphor
for whatever's keeping you down.

♪ The corporations are a platypus ♪

All: # The government's a platypus #
# Your teacher is a platypus #


My teacher is a panda.

All: # The society is a platypus #
# My parents are a platypus #


♪ The media is a platypus ♪
♪ It's all just propaganda! ♪


♪ Yeah, we all got a
platypus controlling us ♪


Heinz: # Just me #
# We all got a platypus controlling us #


Heinz: # I'd stop if I was able #
# We all got a platypus controlling us #


♪ I'm not taking it rigorously ♪

♪ the platypus controlling
me is underneath the table ♪


Wait!
Oh, wait, no, he's gone!

♪ Hey,
there's no platypus controlling me ♪


♪ There's no platypus controlling me ♪

- Your dad's kinda cool.
- You're my punk rock boyfriend,

you're not supposed to
think my Dad is cool.

It only matters that I think he's cool.

She thinks I'm cool!

[ALL CHEERING]

You know what would be really cool?
To write a song.

So next year the song
can be on the countdown!

Well, as a fellow
musician, I heartily agree.

Oh, you're a musician?

Well, yes, from time to time
I like to strum the ukulele...

Ah!
[CROWD EXCLAIMS]

Uh, did I miss Maia Mitchell?

- I'm afraid so.
- Ah, bummer.

Anyway, as a musician, not as
a co-host, mind you I'd like to

get in on this little song-writing
thing you're about to do.

- What would you play?
- Oh, several things,

but my instrument of choice
is the kazoo.

- You rock the kaz?
- I do.

Fine!
Let's start with the lyrics then.

Maybe we can do some sort
of a Round Robin kinda thing

and write a line, and the
next person can rhyme it.

Oh, good idea. [CLEARS THROAT]
Me first, me first.

Uh, let's see. "When I
wake up in the morning sun."

"I realize you're the only one."

Oh, now it's me.
"And by the moon that's oh so silver."

- Dude, really?
- What? What?

There's no rhyme for the word silver.

- She's right.
- No. No, look...

Bilver and, and, there's... [SCOFFS]

- What, what?
- What is a bilver?

It's a... water moving thingy.

I believe what you're
thinking of is a bilge pump.

Oh, I've always called it a bilver.
Okay. How about this?

"And by the moon that's oh so orange."

- Oy.
- Is that better?

See how I just rolled my eyes?

Please roll clip number two!

♪ It's been a long, long day ♪

♪ And there were
moments when I doubted ♪


♪ That we'd ever reach the point ♪

♪ Where we could
laugh and sing about it ♪


Both: # Now the sun is set on
this, another extraordinary day #


♪ And when it comes around again
You know I'll say ♪


♪ Tell me what you wanna do today ♪

♪ All we need is a place to start ♪

♪ If we have heart, we'll make it ♪

♪ 'Cause we're not messin' around ♪

♪ 'Cause we're not messin' around ♪
♪ We're not messin' around ♪


♪ Yes, we can dream it,
do it, build it, make it ♪


♪ I know we can really take it
to the limit ♪


♪ Before the sun goes down ♪

♪ As soon as you wake up,
you gotta make your move ♪


♪ Don't miss a b*at,
just get into the groove ♪


♪ The sun is shining
There's a lot that you can do ♪


♪ A lot that you can do ♪

♪ There's a world of
possibilities outside your door ♪


♪ Why settle for a little?
You can get much more ♪


♪ Don't need an invitation
Every day is new ♪


♪ Yes, it's true
Summer belongs to you ♪


♪ Summer belongs to you ♪
♪ Summer belongs to you ♪


♪ Summer belongs to everyone
So have some fun ♪


♪ There's nothin' better to do
Summer belongs to you ♪


- All right, I'm takin' a verse.
- Be my guest!

♪ I traveled halfway round the world
and almost turned and ran away ♪


♪ But you helped me
get my courage back ♪


♪ So now I've got to say ♪

♪ That though I've often thought
of you as just a nuisance and a bother ♪


♪ Today I can't imagine
having better little brothers ♪


♪ And you've gotta
believe in somethin' ♪


♪ So today I believed in you ♪

♪ And you came through
We made it ♪


♪ I've never been so proud ♪
♪ Never been so proud ♪


♪ I know at first
it seemed implausible ♪


♪ But we accomplished the impossible ♪

♪ Now there's somethin'
that I've gotta say aloud ♪


♪ Time is what you make of it,
so take a chance ♪ That's it.


♪ Life is full of music,
so you ought to dance ♪ Got it!


♪ The world's a stage,
and it is time for your debut ♪


By Jove, I think she's got it!

♪ Don't waste a minute
sitting on that chair♪ Yeah!


♪ The world is calling So just get out there ♪
That's what I'm talking about!


♪ You can sing forever
So your dreams are all in view ♪


♪ Yes, it's true ♪

♪ Summer belongs to you ♪
♪ Summer belongs to you ♪


♪ Summer belongs to you ♪
♪ Summer belongs to you ♪


♪ Summer belongs to everyone
So have some fun ♪


♪ There's nothin' better to do ♪

- Hey, Candace!
- Jeremy!


- You came back early!
- Well, I missed my girlfriend.

Ooh, I like the sound of that!

- Besides, you forgot something in France!
- I did? What?

- This.
- Hmm?

♪ Baby, baby, baby, baby ♪

♪ Summer belongs to you ♪

♪ Summer belongs to you ♪
♪ Summer belongs to you ♪


♪ Whatever you want to do
You make the rules ♪


♪ You've got the
tools to see it through ♪


♪ Summer belongs to you ♪
♪ Summer belongs to you ♪


♪ Summer belongs to you ♪
♪ Summer belongs to you ♪


♪ Just remember that you can do it
And when you're through ♪


♪ It will change your point of view ♪

♪ Summer belongs to you ♪

Right, guys. Before we roll our
last clip, I have to know something.

Do you have a favourite song
on the countdown?

Well, I'm particularly
partial to number three.

And I like number seven,
that's my lucky number.

- It all started when I was seven...
- Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait!

- ... years old back in Druselstein.
- You're doing a flashback?

Well, yeah, it's kinda my thing.
I do a lot of these. I... It's...

I'm really sorry but
we can't fit that in.

- Well, what if I make it short?
- We so don't have time because

it's the moment we've
all been waiting for!

And I can't believe, but you all picked

my favorite song as the number one song.

You guys have fabulous taste,
I'm just saying...

You guys ready? It's...
[CROWD CHEERING]

"Everything's Better With Perry."

[CHATTERING]

Good morning, Perry.
Now that's the way to wake up.

This is gonna be the best day ever.

♪ We consider every day a plus
To spend it with a platypus ♪


♪ We're always so ecstatic
'Cause he's semi-aquatic ♪


♪ Our Ornithorhynchus anatinus ♪

♪ Brings smiles to the both of us ♪

♪ Life's never fuddy-duddy
With our web-footed buddy ♪


♪ When we're brushing our teeth
Ooh, it's better ♪


♪ Tying our shoes
Oh yeah, it's better ♪


♪ Combing our hair
It's better ♪


♪ Like we're a cheese sandwich
And he's the cheddar ♪


♪ Blinking our eyes
Oh yeah, it's better ♪


♪ Breathing in and out
So much better ♪


♪ Sitting in a chair
It's better ♪


♪ And taking a bath
Just a little bit wetter ♪


♪ Every day is such a dream
When it's started with a monotreme ♪


♪ He's duck-billed and
he's beaver-tailed and hairy ♪


♪ You know that he's hairy ♪

♪ Everything's better with Perry ♪

♪ Everything's better with Perry ♪

♪ Everything's better with Perry ♪

[CHATTERING]
# Everything's better with Perry #


♪ Everything's better with Perry ♪

♪ Everything's better with Perry
Everything's better with Perry ♪


♪ It's better
And we just want to tell you, Perry ♪


♪ Everything's better with you ♪

♪ Better with you ♪

Well, this has been
the most amazing day!

And to quote my favorites,
Phineas and Ferb,

- "The best day ever!"
- I completely concur.

Okay. Okay. I've been
reconsidering and I'm going

to give in, I'm totally
gonna be your co-host.

- That's great. But...
- So what're my co-hosting duties?

What's next on the old co-hosting
train I've jumped aboard?

- What do I do?
- Say goodbye Dr. D.

- That's it? Goodbye, Dr. D!
- Goodbye.

Thank you so much everybody,
that was so much fun!

I'm going to be singing
these songs all day!

See ya next time!

[MUSIC PLAYS]
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