♪ There's a hundred and
four days of summer vacation ♪
♪ and school comes
along just to end it ♪
♪ So the annual problem
for our generation ♪
♪ is finding a good way to spend it ♪
♪ Like maybe ♪
♪ Building a rocket,
or fighting a mummy ♪
♪ or climbing up the Eiffel Tower ♪
♪ Discovering something
that doesn't exist ♪
Hey!
♪ Or giving a monkey a shower ♪
♪ Surfing tidal waves ♪
♪ Creating nano-bots or
locating Frankenstein's brain ♪
It's over here!
♪ Finding a dodo bird
Painting a continent ♪
♪ Or driving our sister insane ♪
Phineas!
♪ As you can see, there's
a whole lot of stuff to do ♪
♪ before school starts this fall ♪
Come on, Perry.
♪ So stick with us, 'cause
Phineas and Ferb are gonna do it all! ♪
♪ So stick with us, 'cause Phineas
and Ferb are gonna do it all! ♪
Mom, Phineas and Ferb are
making a Halloween special!
- Wow. Looks great, Dad.
- Why, thank you, boys.
Come on, Ferb, we have work to do.
Nice costume, Dad.
See you after the party.
Oh, yes, you have fun at
the Castle Party tonight.
If you need anything, your
mother and I will be here
scaring the sugar out of
the little trick-or-treaters.
Well, how do I look, dear?
[MAKES GORILLA SOUNDS]
Oh, no! A gorilla!
Okay, Agent P.
Who do I look like?
Huh? What do you think?
Oh, come on! Carmen Miranda!
You know, you really should
watch more old movies.
Carl: Sir, I found
your dosimeter. It was...
What are you doing?
Great googly-moogly!
Is that what I look like?
Wow. Suddenly, I feel ridiculous.
- Never mind Carl, you can have it!
- Sheesh!
Moving right along... Sorry
you have to work on Halloween,
but just get out there and
see what Doof has planned.
I'd give you more information,
but obviously I've got
to find a new costume.
Thanks a lot, Carl.
Monty: Well, hello, Vanessa.
Hey, Monty. What are you up to?
I'm just doing a little
freelance for my Dad. What's up?
I happen to be throwing the biggest,
baddest Halloween-iest bash ever!
It's tonight, and I
think you should come.
A costume party?
Hey, that means we can actually
be seen in public together
- and no one will know.
- That's the plan!
I'm checking out my Queen of the
Vampires costume even as we speak.
- Ooh!
- [IN SING-SONG VOICE] It's pretty cute.
Great! I'll be there. I'll be
dressed as the Scarlet Pimpernel.
The Scarlet what?
You know, he wears a big
red hat with a feather in it?
You should watch more old movies.
Well, you know it's a little known fact
that vampire queens love pumpernels.
- Pimpernel.
- Yeah, whatever, OWCA-boy.
See you tonight.
Sorry, Agent M. You're on
your own from here on out.
[GROANS]
[DOORBELL RINGS]
- Oh, goody, trick-or-treaters!
- CHILDREN: Trick or treat!
Okay, let's see, what do we have here?
A class dunce with a fake scar,
and you must be the
princess of Meatland,
and, uh, oh,
an upset rooster head.
And what are you supposed
to be, a kid in a sheet?
A platypus in a sheet.
Perry the Platypus in a sheet!
Well, that's perfect! Wait,
wait, I was hoping you would...
Ow! Whoa, whoa, whoa!
I'm being sincere.
There's no trap, no inator.
Just come over here.
You've got to see this.
It was delivered today. I had
to sign for it and everything.
Doofenshmirtz: It's a real castle!
With... with a moat!
Who delivers a moat? How do
they even get that on a plane?
It's from my great Aunt,
Henrietta Hakenschpit.
She left it to me in her will.
Look, listen to this.
"To Heinz Doofenshmirtz,
you are my only nephew,
except for Roger, and I hated him."
See? See why I liked her?
"Therefore I leave you my castle and
hidden inside is a very large treasure."
Huh? And look, there's a
little treasure map with clues!
Wanna help me?
Oh, come on! It'll be fun.
Take off your secret agent hat just for
tonight and put on your adventure hat.
That's my guy! Treasure, ho!
This is gonna be fun.
Vanessa: Welcome to my
Castle Party! Here's a mask.
- Lacey? Wow! Great costume!
- This is a costume party?
Sir Grant of the Goth Table has arrived.
You look great, Sir Grant.
Goth dragons beware.
- Candace: Vanessa?
- Candace.
Whoops! I guess your party is
gonna have two vampire queens.
What are the chances, right?
Stacy: I'm gonna go change.
How did you ever pull this off?
Well, my Dad gave me
permission to use his castle
and then all I had to do was call
the best party planners in town.
Ferb, you go get the four-forty
junction box hooked up
behind the riser and I'll go
check up on the pumpkin crudites.
- Et tu, Vanessa?
- I had to! This is a big night for me.
My boyfriend is coming...
Oh! Here he is right now.
Ooh, a vampire. It's a good
thing I have my neck covered.
You're not my boyfriend.
Whoops. [CHUCKLES]
Sorry, I thought you were my...
- Jeremy, it's me, Candace.
- Ooh, a vampire.
- It's a good thing I have...
- Yeah, I heard you the first time.
All right, the first
clue is in the letter.
Let's see here... "My treasure
awaits you, keep on the trail.
A ride up the stairs
from under a veil."
What kind of twisted gibberish is this?
That's it! Henrietta's chair lift.
Oh, yeah! Here, you can sit
here, Perry the Platypus.
No? All right, suit yourself.
We're coming for your
treasure, Henrietta...
[SCREAMS]
Ha! I got it!
[GROWL]
[SHRIEKS] They shipped
the alligator, too?
Get away, from me, Susan.
We talked about this!
Phineas: These scalloped
cheese slices should be staged
directly across from the crackers,
but overall, nice work.
Hey, look at you!
You're Isabella-rella.
If I lose a slipper tonight,
you know where to find me.
- Oh, that reminds me.
- Oops!
Phineas: There's some water on
the floor over by the sally port.
Buford, it is so hot in here.
Can I please have some punch?
You don't want to drink that.
You know, I think we have
the best Castle Party costume.
Carl: Hey, Buford, look at me.
I'm a castle.
At a Castle Party.
Get it? Huh? Huh?
Yeah. Hey, Windsor,
your drawbridge is down.
Oh, my!
How embarrassing.
Monty should've been here by now.
Finally! Wait... Who are you?
I'm the Scarlet Pimpernel.
- As am I.
- Same here.
PIMPERNELS: We are all here!
[GROANS]
Stacy: Hey! What's going...
Oh, for crying out loud!
Okay, Ferb, let's kick
this biggest, baddest
Halloween-iest bash into high gear!
[CHEERING]
♪ We got squirrels in the pants ♪
♪ Look at them They're
stompin' their feet ♪
♪ Look, look at them
They're stompin' their feet ♪
♪ Look at them They're stomping their feet
Stompin' their feet ♪
♪ They're stompin' their
They're stompin' their... ♪
♪ It's a spa day ♪
♪ Yeah ♪
♪ Shiatsu ♪
♪ Gesundheit ♪
♪ Thank you very much ♪
♪ We got a salt scrub, a hot tub
What's it gonna be? ♪
♪ A foot bath, a facial Aromatherapy ♪
♪ It's a spa day ♪
♪ Yeah ♪
♪ We got squirrels in the pants ♪
♪ We got squirrels in the pants ♪
♪ I'm Lindana and I wanna,
wanna, wanna have fun ♪
♪ We got, we got, we got,
We got squirrels in the pants ♪
"In the dungeon you will
find an elevator out of time."
I really don't remember
an elevator down here.
[ELEVATOR BELL DINGS]
Well, what do you know?
How could I have missed it?
"In the elevator, to the top you go.
The next clue is down below."
Well, that doesn't really
make a lot of sense.
[ELEVATOR DINGS]
Why did she make us come all the
way up here if the clue is down...
[SCREAMS]
[CONTINUES SCREAMING]
[SPLASH]
[SCREAMS]
[GROWLS]
Wait a second.
Give me that thing.
[SPANISH GUITAR PLAYS]
Now, that is my boyfriend.
♪ When a vampire queen locks
her thirsty eyes on a Pimpernel ♪
♪ And the music casts its ghostly spell ♪
♪ It's like waving a blood red cape
in front of a vampire bull ♪
Baljeet: [VOCALIZING]
♪ And that's a feeling
we all know so well ♪
♪ I find that I am ♪
♪ Haunted by you ♪
♪ And you are ♪
♪ haunted by me too ♪
♪ It's a story as old as time ♪
♪ Vampire queens ♪
♪ dig Pimpernels ♪
- Nice of you to finally show up!
- Yeah, you're not gonna believe this,
but all the costume shops
were out of Pimpernel outfits.
[CHUCKLES] Oh, I believe it.
- Oh, what's wrong, Isabella?
- I ran out of shoes.
Oh, that's okay, it's more
fun to dance barefoot anyway!
♪ Stompin' their feet
They're stompin' their ♪
♪ They're stompin' their,
stompin' their... ♪
[CLANKING]
Whoops, sorry. It's all right.
Monty, is that you?
With the daughter of my
sworn enemy? It can't be!
All right, Monty, you've
got a lot of... Ooh!
Oh, hello, Mr. Water and Power guy.
I, um... better check the...
things. Yes.
Thanks, Stacy. I owe you.
No thanks are necessary for
that darned elusive Pimpernel!
- Where did Monty go?
- Oh, he's up there on the window ledge.
Until next time, My Queen.
[BLOWS KISS]
Wow! That was really
kind of swashbuckley.
[GROANS]
Let's hope she didn't see that.
[DANCE MUSIC PLAYING]
"By luck or by chance,
you found the last clue.
Turn the corner, favorite nephew."
[STAMMERING] What does she mean,
"Turn the corner"?
It's just a flat wall. It's a...
What are you doing, Perry the Platypus?
Oh! The corner of her
picture. Give it a turn.
With your little platypus hands,
there. [MACHINERY WHIRRING]
At last!
Whoo-hoo! I'm rich!
I am rich!
I am comfortably well-off.
Don't worry, Perry the Platypus,
I won't forget about you.
You'll be the first person I
invite to my next pináta party.
Uh, excuse me, sir. Are you
the owner of this here building?
Yes.
This area's not zoned
for medieval castles.
You're going to have
to pay a penalty fee.
Penalty fee? How much?
One canvas bag with a
huge dollar sign on it.
Thank you, here's your receipt.
Well, at least I still
have all this loot!
Danville Water Management Department.
Can I see your permit for that moat?
- Bureau of Castle Conservation.
- All right.
- WOMAN : Parking fines.
- Doofenshmirtz: Here you go.
- MAN : Castle Relocation Authority.
- Doofenshmirtz: Yeah, one for you too.
- MAN : Ways and Means.
- Doofenshmirtz: Yeah.
- WOMAN : Means and Ways.
- Doofenshmirtz: Take it. Here, just...
- MAN : Tri-State HOA.
- Doofenshmirtz: Sure. Why not?
MAN : Department of Bureaucracy.
[Doofenshmirtz GROANS]
[DOORBELL RINGS]
CHILDREN: Trick or treat!
Oh, my!
Look at all the fun costumes!
Here you go.
And here's one for you.
And here's one for the little
princess. And one for you.
Oh, but wait! Don't go away.
[IN SING-SONG VOICE]
We have little surprise for you!
[ROARS]
[CHILDREN SCREAMING]
Oh, I do so love Halloween.
We're gonna save a ton of
money on candy this year.
♪ When a vampire queen locks
her thirsty eyes on a Pimpernel ♪
♪ And the music
casts its ghostly spell ♪
♪ It's like waving a blood red cape
in front of a vampire bull ♪
Baljeet: [VOCALIZING]
♪ And that's a feeling
we all know so well ♪