♪ There's a hundred and
four days of summer vacation ♪
♪ and school comes
along just to end it ♪
♪ So the annual problem
for our generation ♪
♪ is finding a good way to spend it ♪
♪ Like maybe ♪
♪ Building a rocket,
or fighting a mummy ♪
♪ or climbing up the Eiffel Tower ♪
♪ Discovering something
that doesn't exist ♪
Hey!
♪ Or giving a monkey a shower ♪
♪ Surfing tidal waves ♪
♪ Creating nano-bots or
locating Frankenstein's brain ♪
It's over here!
♪ Finding a dodo bird
Painting a continent ♪
♪ Or driving our sister insane ♪
Phineas!
♪ As you can see, there's
a whole lot of stuff to do ♪
♪ before school starts this fall ♪
Come on, Perry.
♪ So stick with us, 'cause
Phineas and Ferb are gonna do it all! ♪
♪ So stick with us, 'cause Phineas
and Ferb are gonna do it all! ♪
Mom, Phineas and Ferb
are making a title sequence!
Phineas: What have we got so far?
I've got a bottle cap and a brass nail.
- Two bottle caps and a nail.
- A washer, a hinge, and a nail.
I've got a nickel and a piece of brass!
No, wait, it's a nail.
You never know what
you're going to find.
I do. Another nail.
- Or a bottle cap.
- Hi, Phineas. Whatcha doin'?
We're looking for stuff with
Dad's steam-powered metal detector.
Wow. An antique that
locates other antiques.
[STEAM WHISTLING] Oh!
We've got another one.
- Cool. Let me dig it up.
- Oh, there's a good lad.
Buford: Wait. It's not
a nail, it's a coin!
Well, let's have a look then, huh?
Oh, yes, I've seen this before.
It's a commemorative coin
from the Danville World's Fair.
Many steam-driven devices were
introduced to the world back then.
It must've been quite an event!
[WHIRRING]
♪ Welcome to the future, all
you forward-thinking socialites ♪
♪ Delightful world of steam so bright ♪
♪ Change your life overnight ♪
♪ Behold, this lady's hair brush
This motor-powered cow ♪
♪ If you don't know
how this gizmo works ♪
♪ I'll try to show you how ♪
♪ It's robotic kitchens,
prototypes, a singing kettle ♪
♪ You'll love this nut and
turtle shell made of living metal ♪
♪ You'll never need to
settle for yesterday's future ♪
♪ We've borrowed from tomorrow ♪
♪ Steam power, it's so super! ♪
♪ Welcome to a brave new world! ♪
♪ My word! ♪
♪ The future is an amazing
time for you to climb aboard ♪
♪ Welcome to a brand-new day ♪
♪ ALL: Hurray! ♪
♪ Everything will change
Time for me to show the way ♪
Step in closer, I've
got so much to show you.
♪ A robotic rooster starts the morning ♪
♪ And a rocket-powered cycle
takes you skyward, and you're soaring ♪
♪ Till you fall towards a
lovely picnic made of future food ♪
♪ Steam-powered sandwiches,
useful speaking fruits ♪
♪ You're living in your prime,
catching lightning in a jar ♪
♪ Robot butlers keep you tidy,
no matter where you are ♪
♪ The future runs like clockwork,
and you'll never need to stress ♪
♪ You really can't afford it
That's the price of steam progress! ♪
♪ Welcome to a brave new world ♪
♪ My word! ♪
♪ The future is amazing
Time for you to climb aboard ♪
♪ Welcome to a brand-new day ♪
♪ Hurray! ♪
♪ Everything will change
Time for me to show the way ♪
You there, sir!
Yes, you there, with the
excellent hat and that hair.
You're clearly a man of taste.
Step up here, would you?
Take a look at this marvelous machine.
Wow!
The future's gonna be amazing!
Flying machines,
household electrification,
steam-powered submarines!
Personally, I'm looking forward to
cheese that comes in aerosol cans.
- Still hard at work, Dad?
- Well, hello there, my young fellows!
- Find anything good yet?
- Oh, just some old Civil w*r coins.
COIN: The Union as*ault
against the sunken road
eventual pierced the Confederate center,
- but the Federal advantage was not followed...
- Phineas: Dad?
Dad? I'm sorry, we've
got, uh, chores to do.
Oh, yes, yes, yes.
Go ahead, boys.
Don't let me stop you.
COIN: As I was saying...
♪ Oh, I'm a trudging to get some
water down this old and dusty road ♪
♪ I reckon there'll be more someday
than just tree sticks and... ♪
Wait a minute! Wait a minute!
You should be doing your farm chores.
Milking the cows, mending
the fences, shucking the corn,
plowing the fields, and
milking the cows again.
You can't just stand around, you know?
Actually, Candace, we
were thinking about a way
to do our chores using
modern steam technology.
We learned all about
it at the World's Fair.
Oh, did you now? Well, if
I didn't have to haul water,
sweep the barn, collect
eggs, spin a quilt,
and do whatever this is, I'd tell Mom.
I wonder if she knows those
buckets have holes in them?
Hello, boys. We would
like to inquire as to
what you are doing at this moment?
Well, like we were just telling Candace,
we were just about to create
a steam-powered machine
that would help with our...
Hey, where's Sweary?
[Perry SQUAWKING]
Found him! Found him!
Phineas: Oh, there you are,
Sweary the Swan. [HONKS]
Man, that pet of yours
gives me the creeps!
Oh, come on, Buford.
You know swans don't do much.
Don't do much? The beak bite
on my butt begs to differ.
[HONKS]
[WHIRRING]
Good morning, Agent S.
This is Major Megaburns.
Your archenemy,
Professor von Doofenshmirtz,
has been spotted creating
something evil in his laboratory.
Go check it out.
Perhaps Sweary would wanna
try my steam-powered jetpack.
It's very heavy and full
of boiling-hot water.
Hey, wait a minute!
How come your zoetrope image
is so much cooler than mine?
Carl: It's not cooler, sir,
it's just got more frames.
[HONKING]
CHORUS: # Doofenshmirtz
Doofenshmirtz, Doofenshmirtz #
♪ Doofenshmirtz Evil Amalgamated ♪
[RATTLING]
Ah, Sweary the Swan!
How completely unforeseen is your...
Uh, hang on a second.
[RATTLING STOPS]
Ah, that's better.
Sweary the Swan!
How completely unforeseen
is your presence here.
And by that, I mean,
completely foreseen!
[QUACKS]
Hey, no bites.
I've got a little something for you.
Well, hello there!
Allow me to introduce to you
my sidekick, Pneumatic Pnorman.
And both of those are spelt
with a "P." You know, the...
the "P's" are silent.
I don't even know why
they put 'em in there
if they're not gonna pronounce it.
It's just a waste of a good letter.
That's what it is. But
I babble. Back on topic...
Shall I put this cucumber
in the salad, sir?
That's not a cucumber, Pnorm.
I'm sorry about that, Sweary.
He has problems identifying objects.
Pnorm, that's a swan, and we're going
to tie him to the railroad tracks.
How melodramatic!
[HONKING]
Wow! Do you preen your
feathers with that mouth?
They should call you S...
Oh! Oh, I get it!
Sweary the Swan.
Okay, we're all set, Ferb.
Start her up.
Shuck the corn!
Milk the cows!
[WHIRRING]
[CLANKING]
Mend the fences!
And lastly, plow and seed the field.
I feel like I've been carrying
these buckets all summer!
I'll never get to the fair
in time to meet Jeremy!
[STEAM WHISTLE BLOWING]
Phineas: Hey, Candace!
Candace: Is that a steam-powered
chore-doing device?
You are so going to get it!
Get back here, you steam punks!
Sorry, Candace, it won't
stop till we run out of coal!
I shall go fetch Mother! Ma!
Sweary the Swan, did you know
that the World's Fair is in town?
They have all of this amazing
new technology. Here, look.
It's all represented here on this
commemorative coin that I got.
[HONKING]
Ow! Now, look what you did.
You made me drop it.
Pnorman, go find that coin.
It's probably right at your feet, sir.
I can't bend over without
pulling my axles out of alignment.
Yeah, whatever, think of something.
Anyway, like I was saying
before you bit my thumb,
down at the fair they
have all these neat, new
steam-powered gizmos that
they plan to use for progress.
Normally, I wouldn't mind, but
they're also attaching a lot of hope
and optimism to progress, and that's
something I will not put up with.
So, I've built a big monster machine
to smash their World's Fair to bits!
Behold! It's an evil swan!
It's a...
It's a big swan. It's like you, but,
you know, bigger and hammer-ier.
It's got more hammers than you do.
Plus, it runs on the
new technology of steam!
Sir, I found your coin.
That's not a coin. That's
my daughter, you dolt!
No wonder she wouldn't
fit in the gumball machine.
[STEAM WHISTLE BLOWING]
You hear that, Sweary the Swan?
That is the sound of...
[WHISTLE BLOWING LOUDLY]
Aerosol cheese!
We didn't hear what you said!
Oh, for...
[WHISTLE BLOWING LOUDLY]
- Candace: Ma!
- Oh, these new gadgets are so complicated.
Up and down, and up
and down and up...
Ma! Ma! Ma!
The boys!
Machine to do their chores!
Not fair!
Oh, my! That sounds exciting.
I'll come have a look as soon as
I'm done doing whatever this is.
I don't believe it!
A fuzzy doll in the shape of a bear?
It's the end of decency.
You never believed in
me or anthropomorphism.
[PEOPLE SCREAMING]
Everybody, run!
It's a big hammery swan!
Ha! Soon you will all
see the power of my...
[WHISTLE BLOWING LOUDLY]
[INAUDIBLE]
We can't hear you!
[WHISTLE BLOWING]
[HONKING]
[WHIRRING]
[PEOPLE SCREAMING]
Look! A huge, rampaging,
steam-powered hammery swan!
If only there was a way
we could record this event.
Auguste, you have just
invented the moving
picture documentary.
Quickly, mood music!
[RAGTIME PIANO PLAYING]
[INAUDIBLE]
This sure is a lot of
shucked corn and fresh milk.
All in an afternoon's work.
Aren't you a bit young to be
industrial revolutionaries?
Yes. Yes, we are.
As a simple farmer from a bygone age,
that's good enough for me.
All right, Spartacus, let's
get these goods to market,
and then it's back to
the bookcase for you.
[NEIGHING]
All our chores are done
and it's still light out.
What else do you guys wanna do today?
We could drink lemonade
and sit on the porch.
We could go to Panama and start digging.
We could formally begin courting.
- What?
- Nothing.
[SCREECHING]
They built a giant machine
that does their chores.
It shucks the corn, and it sh**t
seeds out of a Gatling gu...
- But, but, but...
- Candace, it's .
We do not use that word!
No, no, no, you're not
getting my best side.
But here, let me show you
my worst side!
What? Sweary the Swan!
[HONKING]
Ah, you wanna play swan-chicken, huh?
Oh, no. Get back here!
Oh, no! He's using the
old foie gras maneuver.
[Doofenshmirtz SCREAMING]
Curse you, Sweary the Swan!
Dad: And that's the way it
was at the Danville World's Fair.
A giant steam-powered hammering swan?
Come on, Dad. That sounds
a little far-fetched
for the time period, doesn't it?
Oh, yes. Yes, it does.
[Doofenshmirtz SCREAMING]
Man, how long was I up there?
Come on g*ng. Let's get started
on building our mega-mondo...
Ah! No can do, dinner bell.
It's family day,
and the Van Stomms
from the low countries are visiting.
- Buford is outtie, G.
- Well, that's a bummer,
but we can come up
with some workarounds.
- So if you two...
- No can do, Phineas.
I am taking an East
Indian cooking class.
We are going to make goat vindaloo.
If we can ever find a goat.
[GOAT BLEATING]
Oh, there is one now!
Got to run!
Well, good luck!
Well, the plans will still
work with just three of us.
I'm afraid your plans will have to wait
until after Ferb's dental appointment.
- Come on, honey. Time to go.
- All right.
Wow, I've never seen Ferb so nervous.
Hmm... Well, I guess it's
just the two of us, huh?
[SQUEALING]
Isabella, are you all right?
Oh. Oh, yeah. We could
spend the day together.
- That would be fun. Whatever.
- Let's see, with only two of us,
we'd have to reallocate
some weight in order to...
Hmm. Well, maybe if we
just reduce the amount of...
[SIGHS]
Nope, that won't fly either.
You know, this is a lot
harder without Ferb around.
But he never says anything.
It's not what he doesn't say,
it's how he doesn't say it.
Well, I could get the Fireside
Girl Manual for inspiration.
That sounds great! Thanks!
Wow, even Perry's gone.
But that's pretty normal.
CHORUS: # Dooby, dooby doo, bah
Dooby, dooby, doo, bah #
♪ Perry! ♪
I see you've taken our new
breakfast-themed lair entrance.
It's the most important
lair entrance of the day.
Anyhoo, OWCA has surveillance footage
of Doofenshmirtz raiding
thrift store dollar bins.
We're not sure if it's evil, but it's...
well, it's just kind of pathetic.
Get to the bottom of this
and stop Doof's potential
poverty-driven
criminal freak-out!
And, uh, how about you pick up a cup
of coffee for him on your way over?
It's on me. Use some petty cash.
I feel bad for the poor guy.
[RINGING] [GASPING]
The Fireside Phone!
Gretchen at the ready, ma'am.
Commence debriefing.
Gretchen, we have a Code Pink!
Romeo is alone!
Repeat, Romeo is alone!
Roger that. Don't
panic, we're on our way.
Reporting for duty, ma'am.
The troop is establishing the mobile
tactical headquarters as we speak.
Nice hustle.
I know, right? With Phineas
and Ferb split up for the day,
it's practically a vacation!
Yes, I know we're already
on summer vacation, Stace.
I was just... What?
A Fireside Girls Mobile Tactical Unit?
Sorry, Stace! Gotta go!
[CELL PHONE BEEPS]
Okay, what are you doing and what
does it have to do with my brothers?
Um, it's something of a delicate matter.
- Romeo is all go!
- Delicate?
Well, you might not know,
but I have a little bit
of a crush on Phineas.
GINGER: "Little" being subjective.
- Stand down, Fireside Girl.
- Totally get the crush thing.
You know, I don't quite
get the Phineas thing.
I mean, you do realize
his head is a triangle?
- [SIGHS] Yeah. It's so acute.
- Whatever. I have got your back, sister.
I will stay out of the yard and
keep Mom out of the way, too.
Like that should be difficult.
[DOORBELL PLAYING
DOOFENSHMIRTZ EVIL INC THEME]
Oh, it's you, Perry the Platypus.
What, for me? Oh!
That's a nice gesture, thanks.
And you even used the doorbell,
instead of just crashing
through like you usually do.
I really appreciate
this, Perry the Platypus,
'cause, you know, money's
a little tight lately.
I can't even rub two nickels together.
Although, if I had two nickels,
I don't think I would
sit and rub them together.
It's...
Oh, oh, yeah, you're...
you're trapped, Perry the Platypus.
It's quick-hardening,
non-dairy creamer.
Like I said, I'm on a budget.
I know what you're
thinking, Perry the Platypus.
How could this happen to such a
with-it guy like Heinz Doofenshmirtz?
Well, my ex-wife Charlene
is out of the country
on one of those extreme
eco-cultural exploration vacations.
I don't know what
they do on those trips,
but I imagine it's very expensive.
Oh, she's got some nerve!
That's my alimony she's throwing away.
And the worst is, she
keeps texting me these pics.
[CELL PHONE VIBRATING]
Oh, come on, really?
Anyway, the problem is, I've
already spent this month's alimony
on my new inator.
And now I don't have enough
money left to send Vanessa
to the Grievance Movie
Marathon she wants to see.
They're playing all the
Grievance movies in order.
They got The Grievance,
they've got Grievance : The Gripe,
Grievance : Bone to Pick,
and Grievance : The
Revenge of the Italian Jug Band.
Yeah, I don't think
that last one is canon.
Oh, what kind of father am I?
Oh! Oh, the shame is overwhelming.
I can't even enjoy using
my new Teleport-inator.
[OMINOUS DRUMS PLAYING]
Nah, nah. I'm just not in
the mood. Maybe tomorrow.
[DRUMMING STOPS]
And it was such a stellar plan, too.
I was gonna use it to send City Hall,
and consequently my brother, Roger,
back to Drusselstein and out
of his mayoral jurisdiction.
No fuss, no muss. Just "bzzt"
and he's gone instantly.
[SIGHS]
If only it were that easy
to get Vanessa to the movie theater.
Wait... Wait a second!
I could just add another
setting to my Teleport-inator
and send Vanessa directly
to the theater and completely
bypass those ridiculously
inflated movie ticket prices.
Oh, man, am I good!
That deserves a victory sip!
[SLURPING] Ugh! Wait,
what is this? Decaf?
It's like you don't even know me!
All right, Fireside Girls,
initiating Operation Perfect Picnic.
Roger that!
Well, looks like the
operation is in Phase Two,
and I am gonna make myself scarce.
Cadet Flynn is out.
Peace!
Here we go. Well, let's
just take a look...
- You know, I'm kind of hungry.
- Well, then why not just have a picnic?
Wow! What a great idea!
And I just happen to have
a picnic basket right here!
Ooh, she's good.
Wow!
Way to be prepared, Isabella!
Just doing my Fireside Girl thang.
I packed it with some
Mexican-Jewish delicacies, like...
Gefilte-flan!
It wobbles!
BOTH: Ew!
[LAUGHING]
That looks ridiculous.
[ALARM BEEPING] Oh, no,
we've got a Code Irving!
Strike team, deploy!
Let's see what else I've got.
[GASPING]
[THUDDING]
Did you hear something?
Nope.
Mission accomplished.
Hello, ladies!
[GROWLS]
The fox hops over the log, the
rabbit crawls under the log...
Okay, got it!
Now, to send...
[THUDDING]
[CLEARS THROAT]
And now, to send my
daughter to the movies!
[TRIUMPHANT DRUMS PLAYING]
No, see, it just doesn't
work in this instance.
You know what, you guys just
take the rest of the day off.
- You wanna go see a movie?
- Yeah, sure.
How about Grievance ?
Hey, Vanessa, pumpkin pants, can
you come in here for a second?
Good news, sweetie. I can send
you to the movies after all!
Really, Dad, it's no big deal.
♪ Ducky Mo, Ducky Momo! ♪
♪ Ducky Mo, Ducky Momo! ♪
I did it! And now that my
Super Dad status is intact,
it's time to take care of business!
And by "business," I mean evil!
It's time to set my
sights on city... [GROANS]
- Hmm...
- Oh, now I get it.
Huh. I didn't count on
an oscillate function.
Somehow, I don't think
this bodes well for my plan.
That one's one of my own creations.
I call it the enchillatke.
It was delicious.
Now, here we are.
Gladys, we have a runner.
[YAWNING]
[GASPS]
Hey, Ferb! You're back!
Brilliant!
See what I mean, Isabella?
Yeah, it's how he doesn't say it.
Let's get to work. This will
be the biggest picnic ever!
I'll get the tools.
All right, girls, Union Jack is back.
Operation Perfect Picnic
is now Operation Ginormous,
Nonromantic, Overblown Picnic.
Al flabahem abla flapabla.
It's all right, big guy.
You guys just do what you do.
Looks like we're gonna
need a change of venue.
How about the park?
What do you know, no
more Perry the Platypus.
Transported to some
random location somewhere.
Ow!
Ahhh! Ow!
[CHUCKLING]
Thanks for introducing me
to the ironic enjoyment
of Ducky Momo, Candace.
Ironic, yeah!
[CHUCKLING]
So, your dad was really
raised by wild ocelots?
OMG, I wish that was the
weirdest thing about my family.
Candace? Oh. You know,
amusement parks really
aren't my thing, but
knock yourself out, girl!
♪ Ducky Mo, Ducky Momo ♪
♪ He's your very best friend ♪
Okay. I said I'd give them
space for a romantic picnic.
That is not a romantic picnic!
That is bust-town, USA.
♪ Here's where I'll make my final stand ♪
♪ I'm gonna bust my
brothers down in picnic land ♪
♪ In picnic land ♪
♪ It'll be
a pic-a-nic-a-nic-a-nic bust! ♪
♪ A pic-a-nic-a-nic-a-nic bust! ♪
♪ A pic-a-nic-a-nic-a-nic
bust! ♪
♪ A pic-a-nic-a-nic-a-nic bust! ♪
♪ I can bust them at the grill
or the hot dog on the hill ♪
♪ A pic-a-nic-a-nic-a-nic
bust! ♪
♪ I can take 'em at the waffle
tram with a side of double ham ♪
♪ A pic-a-nic-a-nic-a-nic bust! ♪
♪ This is gonna be my finest hour ♪
♪ 'Cause now I'm gonna bust
the boys with picnic power ♪
♪ It'll be a
pic-a-nic-a-nic-a-nic bust! ♪
♪ A pic-a-nic-a-nic-a-nic bust! ♪
♪ A pic-a-nic-a-nic-a-nic bust! ♪
[ALL WHOOPING]
♪ A pic-a-nic-a-nic ♪
I am so gonna relish this bust! Ma!
Honey, it'll have to wait.
I've got to go pick up
Ferb from the dentist.
Ma! Ferb's here.
At the park.
Oh, well, he must've gotten out early.
I'm on my way.
Try our famous
Tjinder family vindaloo.
No, no, try our
Van Stomm family bitterballen.
- Try the vindaloo!
- Bitterballen!
- Vindaloo!
- Bitterballen!
[BOTH GRUNTING] Hey, you got
your bitterballen in my vindaloo.
And you got your vindaloo
all over my bitterballen.
I wonder if these two great
tastes will taste great together?
- Nah, we should k*ll this with fire.
- Agreed.
Ahh!
Help! Ow!
[SHRIEKS] What happened?
Something just happened!
I smell bitterballen!
Where are we?
Hey, not bad!
I could totally go for a
mid-afternoon nosh. What are you doing?
Curse you, Perry the...
- Over here! You gotta see this!
- Oh, Candace, you're right.
- I am?
- That is just adorable.
- What?
- Wow, I don't know where it all went.
It's a good thing we
brought our own basket, huh?
[ISABELLA SQUEALING]
[SLAPPING HERSELF]
Yes. Yes, it is.
Come on, Candace. Let's go home.
But-but-but, a whole park!
- Yep, and just the two of them.
- CANDACE: I get it. But, ew.
♪ Bring on Ducky Ducky Momo ♪
♪ bring on Ducky Ducky Momo ♪
♪ who's the happy-time toy-toy ♪
♪ for every girl and boy-boy? ♪
♪ who's the fuzzy enjoyment? ♪
♪ make fun with Ducky Momo! ♪
♪ bring on Ducky Ducky Momo ♪
♪ Ducky Mo, Ducky Momo ♪
♪ he's your very best friend ♪
♪ Ducky Mo, Ducky Momo ♪
♪ he's your very best friend! ♪