♪ There's a hundred and
four days of summer vacation ♪
♪ and school comes
along just to end it ♪
♪ So the annual problem
for our generation ♪
♪ is finding a good way to spend it ♪
♪ Like maybe ♪
♪ Building a rocket,
or fighting a mummy ♪
♪ or climbing up the Eiffel Tower ♪
♪ Discovering something
that doesn't exist ♪
Hey!
♪ Or giving a monkey a shower ♪
♪ Surfing tidal waves ♪
♪ Creating nano-bots or
locating Frankenstein's brain ♪
It's over here!
♪ Finding a dodo bird
Painting a continent ♪
♪ Or driving our sister insane ♪
Phineas!
♪ As you can see, there's
a whole lot of stuff to do ♪
♪ before school starts this fall ♪
Come on, Perry.
♪ So stick with us, 'cause
Phineas and Ferb are gonna do it all! ♪
♪ So stick with us, 'cause Phineas
and Ferb are gonna do it all! ♪
Mom, Phineas and Ferb
are making a title sequence!
[music]
[whirring]
[disco music]
All set, sir.
[laughing menacingly]
Okay, just this once, fireside girl,
I'm going to let you
ask about my business.
[squeaking]
Denmother, are you a puppet?
Hey, I'm a marionette.
Forget about it.
Have you got a family? Go
home to your family, huh?
[clapping]
Wow, Isabella, you have
some mad marionette skills.
- Thank you, Phineas.
- I know I use this word a lot,
but you and the fireside
girls were awesome-tacular!
I wish more people could
experience your talents.
Well, we only have so
many folding chairs.
Maybe it would help if
your puppets were bigger.
- What do you mean Buford?
- My uncle Oslo from Oslo
used to make huge marionette puppets!
People would come from
miles around to see 'em.
Or at least they would have
if he ever finished one.
Wait, Oslo's in Norway.
I thought your family was Dutch.
Eh.
Nevertheless, Buford, I think
you may be onto something.
We could build a huge, weird
puppet and you guys could
take your marionette skills
to the people in the streets.
Yeah, that'll freak 'em out.
So what do you say, Isabella?
- Are you ready to take the next step?
- Oh, Phineas! Yes, I've been right here
in front of you all along
just waiting for you to...
Oh, wait, you were talking
about the puppet, weren't you?
Well, yeah, what were you talking about?
Nothing! I, uh, was just...
[chuckling nervously]
Hey, where's Perry?
Agent P, we have a situation.
Dennis, the rogue agent,
formerly our most wanted rodent.
- Carl: Lagomorph, sir.
- What's that, Carl?
Sir, they used to be considered rodents,
but were reclassified in
the early th century.
Oh, well, I'll have to fix that then.
Carl, run out and buy me
a new set of encyclopedias.
- A set of what, sir?
- Hmm.
Anyway, Dennis, the
most wanted lagomorph,
miraculously escaped from
OWCA's maximum security prison
sometime this morning.
Evidence suggests that
Dennis was snatched away
by a ninja disco robot.
If this isn't the work of
Doofenshmirtz then...
- Carl will eat my hat.
- Carl: Hey!
[beeping]
I got your - and-a-half
tons of reclaimed pine logs.
Hey, aren't you a little young
to be driving a semi-trailer
with -and-a-half tons
of reclaimed pine logs?
No. No, I'm not.
♪ Babyface trucking ♪
♪ our drivers look like
children but they're not ♪
Now back up.
Here come your logs.
Thanks, babyface trucking guy!
Now if you'll excuse
me, I gotta head home.
It's nap time.
[horn blaring]
- Is that everything, Phineas?
- Yep!
Let's build us a huge marionette!
Chorus:
# Doofenshmirtz Evil Incorporated! #
You can come out now, Dennis the rabbit!
Aw, look, how cute! He's cute!
Isn't he cute, Norm?
He's adorable! And so
soft, and warm, and squishy!
Okay, back off, lennie,
you're creeping me out.
And you, you're not fooling
anybody with that cutesy stuff.
I happen to know that
you are a very bad bunny.
And I am, like, totally cool with that!
See, I want to defeat Perry the platypus
and take over Tri-State-Area
and what I think I'm lacking is a certain
animal instinct to get the job done.
You have animal instincts.
But what you lack is the
evil scientist technology.
And that is something that I have.
So, using my evil scientist skills,
I'll make it possible for you
to defeat Perry the platypus
while I watch from a safe distance.
And together, we'll take
over the Tri-State Area!
What do you say?
Are you with me?
Great! I always wanted
a rodent for a partner.
- Norm: Lagomorph, sir.
- Gesundheit.
Wow, this thing's so cool,
Phineas! Everyone ready?
All ready back here.
How you doin', Ferb?
Come on, everyone, let's
take this show to the crowd!
♪ Giant marionette. ♪
♪ walk, walk,
giant puppet girl so sweet ♪
♪ shift, and slowly blink ♪
♪ freak out the people on the street ♪
♪ they don't know what to think ♪
♪ move your articulated parting jaw ♪
♪ bow your head politely ♪
♪ drift through the crowd
like a european ghost ♪
♪ now raise your hand just like me ♪
♪ ooh, ooh, ooh ♪
It looks like she's trying to tell us
something important in her
own silent, enigmatic way.
I feel this puppet is telling us
to look into our souls
and find the power to
embrace love for all humanity.
Hey, everyone!
The Viking is right!
♪ moving slowly, ♪
♪ shifting slightly ♪
♪ just by moving slowly
and shifting slightly ♪
♪ the puppet fireside
girl is telling us ♪
♪ to look into our
souls and find the power ♪
♪ to embrace love
for all humanity ♪
Now, before I let you loose on the OWCA,
this should make you
much more formidable.
I like to call it my, my, my, my, my...
[yells]
I guess the escalator wasn't
such a good idea after all.
Oh, well, live and learn.
Anyway, I like to call it my
Transmogrification-backpack-inator!
It'll give you a robotic exoskeleton
that can transform into almost anything.
And it's perfect to wear undercover.
No one will ever suspect.
Except maybe to say "hey, look,
there's a rabbit wearing a backpack."
Go ahead, give it a try.
Hey! What the heck, man?
I live here. You can't go
blowing holes in my stuff.
Now, try it again.
Uh, okay.
Also, no smashing things in here.
I'm gonna have to make
a list for you, aren't I?
Hey! Wait!
Let me open the... [smashing]
...roof.
Candace: It's true. Ferb told me.
It's called ..., Stacy. {*}
They scrape it from the lining of
a calf's stomach to make cheese.
And yet when I wanna talk about
sushi, you say it's disgusting.
Oh, my gosh! Cutie Patootie!
My long lost pet rabbit!
Where have you been?
Oh, honey bunny!
Was Perry bothering you?
Poor little fluffy
britches Patootie pants.
- Let me get you home.
- Stay down, breakfast. Stay down.
Hey, guys, the crowd is loving it!
Isabella, I'm all puppeted out.
What say we take a little
break and get some eats?
Let's take five.
Cutie Patootie, I got
your chowzie-wowzie!
[gasps] Oh!
Stacy, he's gone!
- Where do you think he went?
- Maybe he's down at the docks.
Yeah, maybe he...
Down at the docks?
Or maybe he's just
playing with his friends.
[voices whispering]
Giant marionette.
[growls]
Time to see how my
little friend is doing.
You see, I installed a bunch of
nano-bot cameras on his backpack.
- Who installed them?
- It was my idea.
Oh! There he is!
And he's fighting a giant puppet girl.
There's something very familiar
about the way she fights.
Wait a minute.
Perry the platypus?
That does it.
I'm going down there.
The big difference is that
the marionette has strings
while a puppet is hollow, so it
can be manipulated from within.
But that doesn't mean that a
marionette can't be hollow or
a puppet has strength. The
thing to remember is that some
people take the subject
very seriously, even though,
technically, there's no
difference grammatically.
I looked it up.
Doofenshmirtz: There he is, Norm!
Down there!
On top of the puppet.
Lower. Perfect.
Aah! Gotcha!
[chuckles]
Give up, Perry the platypus!
You know nothing of puppetry! Ow!
Okay, I, I admit it, you, you
do have a certain knack for it...
Oh, okay, well, maybe
"knack" wasn't the right word.
Oh, no. No, no.
[grunting] Ow!
Curse you, Perry the...
[coughing] platypus!
I was trying to say platypus.
Okay, well, I guess
I'll see you both later!
Unless I miss my guess,
I'm on my way to Norway, so, uh,
take it easy, Dennis the rogue rabbit,
and, uh, curse you, Perry the platypus!
Candace: Mr. Patootie!
- Where are you?
- There he is!
[gasps] Mr. Patootie!
What do you know, he
was down at the docks!
Aw, cutie Patootie, I'm so
glad you're safe and sound.
- There you are, Perry.
- Cool, Candace, you found your rabbit.
Oh, look, there he is.
My pet bunny, Mr. Bigelow.
I've been looking everywhere for you!
Get over here, you naughty lagomorph!
But he's... Do I have to?
- Well, he is a lagomorph.
- Oh, okay. Here.
You've been a bad little bunny.
Now let's get you back
to your special room.
I don't know, there was
something weird about those two.
What do you mean, Candace?
Rabbit owners come in
all shapes and sizes.
A flight helmet and cowboy boots?
I think the tall one was wearing a wig.
And the other one had a false
mustache. [helicopter whirring]
Plus, they're leaving by helicopter.
You do realize that none
of those observations
disprove my statement, right?
All: Yeah.
♪ Doofenshmirtz' swanky new evil lair! ♪
Yeah, it's swanky!
♪ it's an even swap a
variation on a timeshare ♪
♪ you can use the kitchen
and the hallway closet ♪
♪ don't touch the rocket ♪
♪ or you'll lose your deposit ♪
♪ it's an old school evil
hideout vacation swap ♪