[AUDIENCE CHEERING]
[FEEDBACK WHINING]
[DRUMSTICKS CLICKING]
[ROCK MUSIC STARTS]
♪ Hotdogs, cotton candy,
tire swings and barbecue ♪
♪ In the shade in the sun ♪
♪ Everywhere's a rockin' view ♪
♪ As long as we're together
doesn't matter what we do, come on ♪
♪ Come on ♪
♪ Come on ♪
♪ Come on ♪
♪ Bike ridin' down the hill
Slamming out a screen door ♪
♪ Steaks sizzle on the grill ♪
♪ Waves crashing on the shore ♪
♪ It's beautiful from here ♪
♪ And you know you want some more ♪
♪ Come on ♪
♪ Come on ♪
♪ Come on ♪
- # Get ready, everybody #
- ALL: # We're having a party #
- # Get up on your feet #
- ALL: # We're having a party #
♪ And let your body feel the b*at ♪
ALL: # We're having a party #
♪ Come on and join the curve ♪
♪ 'Cause it's summer ♪
♪ Summer all over the world ♪
♪ Every boy and every girl ♪
♪ Jump up and say, Ooh, yeah
Ooh, ooh, yeah ♪
♪ Well, if not the world
Then at least in the Northern Hemisphere ♪
♪ The other half is in
a different time of year ♪
♪ But they can still say Ooh, yeah
Ooh, ooh, yeah ♪
Hello, world! Welcome to our
musical tribute to summer!
And if you're wondering
what we're doing today...
We're reaching out to everyone
to share our love of summer.
Using Ferbographic technology,
we are simulcasting our virtual
selves around the planet.
To put it simply, we're joining
you to celebrate around the world.
All from the comfort
of our own backyard!
♪ Every corner of the world, yeah ♪
♪ 'Cause it's summer ♪
♪ Summer all over the world ♪
♪ Every boy and every girl ♪
♪ Jump up and say Ooh, yeah
Ooh, ooh, yeah ♪
♪ Well, if not the world
Then at least in the Northern Hemisphere ♪
♪ The other half is in
a different time of year ♪
♪ But they can still say Ooh, yeah
Ooh, ooh, yeah, yeah! ♪
And now, help us in
welcoming a very special guest
and visual metaphor for
the carefree days of summer,
Perry the Platypus!
[CROWD CHEERING]
[GASPING]
Hey, where's Perry?
CARL: Gosh, sir. I've never been
to a cadet graduation before.
- I hope I'm not underdressed.
- Oh, you're fine, Carl.
Not everything's about
you, you know. [BEEPING]
- Hello, Colonel Contraction!
- Greetings, Major.
I just wanna wish you
good luck on today's event.
I've got the cake, and I'll be on my way
just as soon as I am done
skimming out my kid's pool.
Very good, sir. This
year's event will be
held at the Knights of
Danville hall, Ballroom B.
Ballroom B?
Isn't that a shared space?
Just another money
saving idea of mine, sir.
I don't know, Major.
What about security?
Oh, don't worry, sir.
No one will know it's us.
We're registered as the
"Capulet Bat Mitzvah."
Hmm, well, you have my
utmost confidence, Major.
But it goes without saying, any
mishap could cost you your position.
Contraction out!
Well, I don't know about you guys,
but I got a good feeling about this.
DOOFENSHMIRTZ: Nice going, Norm.
And the next time someone asks
for volunteers to host the Love
Muffin Service Awards, say
your own name, Mr. Blabbermouth!
But, sir, I made all
the arrangements for you.
Yes, and a fine job you did, too.
We are sharing the
space with another event!
- What's wrong with that?
- What's wrong with it?
Do you realize what would
happen if all the other evil
organizations found out we were
sharing? They'd be all:
"Oh, look.
There goes Love Muffin. They share.
"They're gawky and uncoordinated,
and they wear no name brand jeans."
Well, maybe some people can't
afford designer jeans, Julie!
- Wow, that was...
- Yeah, yeah, yeah. I heard it.
Well, don't worry, sir.
No one will know it's our event.
We're registered as the
"Hatfield Wedding Reception."
Well, let's hope nobody knows it's us.
Now, get out of my way, you
perfunctory party planner.
CARL: Sir, may I offer
you one of my budget-saver
hors d'oeuvres before you go on?
It's an old family recipe.
Strips of baloney and
wadded up white bread.
- Where exactly are you from?
- Chilla Vista! {*}
Hmm. Never mind, Carl.
It's show time!
Hello, everyone.
Welcome to OWCA graduation ceremony.
[CHEERING]
Hello, and welcome to
Love Muffin's first annual...
[ANIMALS CLAMORING LOUDLY]
[LOUDLY] I said, Love Muffin's
first annual Disservice
Awards!
[ECHOING]
...Awards!
- So, who's ready to have some fun?
- What the heck is all that racket?
I'm just gonna go over there
and tell them to keep it down.
I'll be polite, but firm.
[RECORD SCRATCHES]
Huh. What are the odds?
- Wait, you're the Capulet Bar Mitzvah?
- You're the Hatfield wedding?
[ALL MUTTERING]
MONOGRAM: All right,
everyone, take it easy.
Just calm down.
There is no reason to get upset.
We've got a massive security
deposit on this place.
So, everybody, just...
[SCREECHES]
Polly wants a street fight!
[ALL YELLING]
[CROAKING]
[SQUEALS]
[CHITTERING]
[LOWING]
Hup! Sorry to interrupt.
I'll come back when you're done.
[CLAMORING CONTINUES]
We are so gonna lose our deposit.
MOM: Here's your stuff
from the attic, Candace.
I don't know why you couldn't find it.
I don't know, Mom. It must've been
behind something. [CHUCKLES]
Candace, you didn't go
up there at all, did you?
Oh, Mom, I just couldn't get up there.
It's all gross and webby.
Candace Flynn, don't tell me
you're still afraid of spiders.
[SCOFFS]
Spiders? Are you kidding?
Why would I be afraid
of an itsy bitsy spider?
- Ew! Ew, ew, ew, ew...
- Oh, for crying out loud. It's a hair clip.
That looks nothing like a spider.
[CHUCKLES] I knew that!
I'm just showing you how silly it
is to be afraid of a little spider.
Mmm-hmm.
Well, you got your box.
- Now I have to go.
- Where are you going?
Your dad and I are going spelunking.
Spelunking?
You mean, like, in a cave?
It's a journey of self-discovery
while crawling around in a hole.
Your dad found it on
a group coupon website.
Yeah, that sounds fun.
Just remember, you're
in charge, Miss Muffet.
All right, Major, here's the cake... Oh!
[ALL GROANING]
- Ateahoo!
- Colonel Contraction, sir!
Major Monogram, I hold
you personally responsible
for turning one of our
most sacred ceremonies
into a grade A, countrified debacle!
- Debacle?
- Debacle!
Now, normally, I'd be able
to forgive this kind of thing
because of your tireless dedication
and spotless record to OWCA,
but it's clear to me that you've
totally lost our security deposit,
and that's something I cannot forgive.
I am forced to relieve
you of your command.
I'll take that.
And that.
- Actually, that mustache was mine.
- Not anymore.
Debacle!
Carl the intern, until a
replacement can be found,
you are provisionally in charge.
Congratulations, Provisional
Unpaid Major-in-charge Carl.
- Major, I... I don't...
- Carl, be strong.
I must step down.
We must all do our duty.
And that is what our, I mean,
your organization is built upon.
People following orders.
[ANIMALS HUMMING PATRIOTIC TUNE]
[HUMMING CONTINUES LOUDLY]
CANDACE: Oh, cool, my old tiara.
Ooh, sparkly.
Hey, I don't remember this.
Hmm, "For Future Candace."
Hey, wait a minute. I'm Future Candace!
There's gotta be a machine around
here that still plays these things.
[ROCK MUSIC PLAYING]
- Phineas!
- Oh! Hi, Candace.
- Nice outfit.
- Nice glasses.
Thanks. We're using them to simulcast
ourselves all around the world.
[SHUSHES]
No time. I need to watch this.
A video cassette?
Wow, going old school, huh?
Right?
So how would I watch it?
Well, Dad has a universal
video player in the garage.
Where in the garage?
Twelve degrees Northeast
of the washing machine.
Thanks. Carry on with
your non-bustable activity.
Everyone, give it up for
our sister, Candace Flynn!
[CROWD CHEERING]
Are you folks ready
for a little adventure?
Oh, yes, we're ready for
our journey of self-discovery
while crawling through
the belly of the Earth.
- Say what?
- Well, like the ad said,
- "Inner Spelunking with Soul."
- What? Oh, no, no, no, no.
It's, it's supposed to be "Saul."
S-A-U-L.
That's my name, Saul.
There will be absolutely
no self-discovery.
- Aw.
- You go on and self-discover, hon.
Keep the camera steady, Stacy!
Aw, look, it's me!
Aw, I was so cute!
[LISPING] This is Candace Flynn.
I'm five years old, and
it was an awesome summer!
But I didn't get to do
everything that I wanted.
So I made a list of things I want
Future Candace to take care of.
Oh, that's so cute. Of course I'll
take care of those things, Past Candace.
First on the list,
"Invent an ice cream flavor,
"win a first grade spelling
bee, ride a unicorn."
So if you're watching,
Future Candace, don't...
PAST STACY: Candace, don't forget
number four, "Conquer fear of spiders."
Okay, that one creeps
me out a little bit,
but that should be no problem
for you, Future Candace.
But, but, but, but...
[LISPING] But I'm Future Candace!
CHORUS:
# Doofenshmirtz Evil Incorporated #
[BELL DINGS]
Just a minute. I'm mopping.
Oh, hello, Perry the Platypus.
Long time no see.
Say, that was some morning we had, huh?
Too bad about Major Monogram,
but you know what they
say, the show must go on.
Or a bird in the bush... I don't know.
Ha! You like that? It's a gift.
Foam me to you! Get it?
As much as I like our little visits,
you didn't need to come over.
Actually, I'm not even
trying to take over the
Tri-state Area today. You
see, I have a problem.
I am very fair skinned.
I don't know if you have noticed.
I always have to use SPF sunscreen
even on a cloudy day, or I'll burn.
I mean, I'll actually burst into flames.
And I got this whole crate on sale,
and, and look, it's all SPF.
I thought I was getting .
This is not gonna work.
So, rather than return this
whole mess, which means I'll
have to get in a car and
drive down there, wait in line,
then answer a bunch of questions
about the delicacy of my epidermis,
I'm just gonna move the
Earth away from the sun
just enough that the
will work. Simple.
And to that end, I have created, ta-da,
my Shift-The-Earth's-Position-Further-Away-
From-The-Sun-inator.
[STUTTERS] I know the
name's a little cumbersome,
but it's basically a tractor
beam that uses the mass of Jupiter
as an anchor to pull the Earth
just slightly away from the sun
to render my sunscreen effective.
[SIGHS] I guess my
fortune cookie was right.
I do tend to overcomplicate things.
I wonder if that means
these lottery numbers are...
Hmm?
[GRUNTING]
[WHIRRING]
[DOOFENSHMIRTZ LAUGHING]
You fired my inator...
[GRUNTING]
[ROCK MUSIC PLAYING]
- BUFORD: Whoa! What was that?
- We are rocking this place!
- Candace, what is that?
- I don't know, but I can guess.
Phineas, what is going on out there?
I don't know. It wasn't us.
But we can find out.
Irving, take over the concert for us.
All I know how to sing is one camp song.
- Then you rock that camp song, Irving.
- Um, okay.
Here's a campfire song
my mother taught me.
♪ Oh, never lick a
tree below the dog line ♪
♪ If it's brown and sticky do not pick it up
Unless it's a stick ♪
♪ Banjo playing hicks should be avoided ♪
♪ And it's no joke that poison
oak is not a friendly shrub ♪
♪ With a diddly diddly-doo
and a doodly doodly dee ♪
♪ Something horrible will happen
if you don't listen to me ♪
[IRVING CONTINUES] Well,
according to the pocket barometer,
the atmospheric pressure has lowered
dramatically since this morning.
You checked the atmospheric
pressure this morning?
Yeah. I check it every morning.
After I brush my teeth.
- You brush your teeth every morning?
- Well, yeah.
Huh.
He thinks he's better than us.
Oh, no, duck! No, I mean,
like, a whole lot of ducks.
Look! They look like
they're migrating south.
Guys, I think something
is weird with the weather.
We should monitor the conditions
in the upper atmosphere.
- I have a weather balloon.
- Why would you have a weather balloon?
Buford, you have full-sized
molds of all of us.
- We should use Baljeet's weather balloon.
- Whoa! I didn't remember this list.
Yep, Stace, I promised -year-old me
that I'd do everything on that list.
Well, let's see what you gotta do.
"Invent a new ice cream flavor,
win the first grade spelling bee,
"ride a unicorn, and
conquer fear of spiders."
- Ha! Good luck with that last one.
- What are you talking about?
Candace, everyone knows
you're terrified of spiders.
[SCOFFS] Spiders? Are you kidding?
Why would I be afraid
of an itsy bitsy spider?
[SCREAMS] Get it!
- [SHRIEKING] Ew, ew, ew,ew...
- Oh, I remember this hairclip.
Most people don't think life
can survive down this deep,
but most people don't know
gastropods the way I do.
Take a gander at this salamander.
Notice anything unusual?
Oh, yes, his gills are on
the outside of his body.
They are? Ew! Oh!
Ew! Ew! Ew! Ew!
- It didn't have any eyes either.
- Thanks for not mentioning that.
MALE COMPUTER VOICE: You may enter.
[SQUAWKING]
[GROWLING]
[ANIMALS SNARLING]
Psst! Agent P, down here.
Is that goat still
eating out of the inbox?
- It's a good thing I hid the outbox.
- MONTY: Carl!
[CHATTERING]
Oh, Agent P, what's going on?
It's like a zoo in here.
Where is my dad?
- Your father's been fired.
- Fired? Really?
Yes! And all the animal
agents are going crazy!
[SIGHS] On the upside,
I've been promoted.
Yeah, I see the mustache.
[PRINTER WHIRRING]
- Looks like you've got a message.
- It's intel from Agent Squab,
French Surveillance Pigeon.
Hmm, there's a small shift
in ambient temperature,
there's civil
unreasonableness at City Hall,
and Love Muffin is convening
for a secret meeting!
Oh, no! Why did this have
to happen on my watch?
Wait a minute, you
got all that from this?
CARL: Yeah. That's
how Agent Squab types.
- All hunt-and-peck.
- Well, Carl, you're in charge.
- What are you gonna do about it?
- You mean besides freak out?
Get a hold of yourself. You know
this agency as well as my dad.
Maybe better. These agents
just need leadership.
Think.
What would Major Monogram do?
You're right! Agent G,
quit eating those memos
and get out into the field.
[BLEATING]
Agent D, go see what you can dig up.
Agent O, find out who's who.
Agent Possum, play dead.
Excellent! Agent B,
go in the woods, and
see what's out there.
And the rest of you, get
out there and fight evil.
Agent P, I want you to go
out to City Hall and get a
reading on the situation there
and then report back to me.
What about me, Carl? I can go
spy on Love Muffin if you...
Whoa, no, no, Monty, I
can't let you do that.
That's... That's crazy.
You're not even an animal.
We've got no choice, Carl.
We're all gonna have to
wear different hats today.
- And mustaches.
- Hey, Monty?
- What?
- Thanks.
No problem. Oh, and...
can I have a different hat?
- This one smells like a litter box.
- Yeah, you should smell this thing.
Morning, your mission today
is battle the forces of
darkness and keep the Tri-State
Area safe from evil-doers.
- Uh, come again?
- Oh, sorry,
Uh, force of habit.
Here's your order.
Enjoy your Slushy Dawg.
So, um, how am I doing, boss?
Yeah, this is the part of the
job I hate the most, but...
Yep. Say no more, sir.
I completely understand.
You don't have to fire me.
[UNZIPPING]
- I resign.
- But...
- Say no more. [HUMMING]
- But... But...
I was just gonna ask him
to clean the bathroom.
Um, Dolores, this is the part
of the job I hate the most.
Oh, for crying out loud.
Just give me the mop.
Okay, let's see.
"Invent a new ice cream flavor."
- Grilled cheese.
- Check.
"Win the first grade spelling bee."
"Clover."
C-L-O-V-E-R.
- Those kids never knew what hit 'em!
- Check. "Ride a unicorn."
- Of sorts.
- Dreams can come true, Stacy.
There's just one more thing on the list.
Get over your fear of spiders.
No, I refuse.
Quickly, Rainbow, we must away!
[IN BRITISH ACCENT] Fly now, fly!
On, proud beauty.
Fly, fly!
[BRAYING]
MALE REPORTER: Danville is in chaos.
Summer has become slightly cooler.
Some sources even go
so far as to say brisk.
We have word that the
Mayor is about to address
this slight drop in
temperature. Let's listen.
Citizens of Danville,
I want to assure you
that your slight discomfort
is of utmost importance to me,
and I will do everything in my power to
recommend you wear a
cardigan or light sweater.
But all my sweaters are
ugly and Christmas themed!
Well, then, just wear warmer clothes.
Warmer clothes? Do you
know how dumb I would look
wearing socks with flip-flops?
Hey, his sweater looks
nice and warm. Get it!
[CITIZENS CLAMORING]
ROGER: People, people.
Look, look, look, take, take it easy.
I'm still your Mayor!
Thank you, good Samaritan platypus!
Although I'm not sure this
is much of an improvement.
I mean, I really don't know
how to get down from here,
and it is getting
noticeably colder up here.
Oh, it's a good thing I wore my sweater.
BALJEET: Well, according to the
conditions in the upper atmosphere,
we are in for a moderate
cold front that shows
- absolutely no signs of subsiding.
- That's odd.
I can't remember a single Danville
summer where I needed to wear
- anything more than a t-shirt.
- Striped.
- And shorts.
- Blue cargo. {*}
But the part that perplexes
me the most is that,
for some reason, the sun algorithm
that I created keeps coming
up with the wrong result!
- 'Splain.
- BALJEET: The diameter of the sun
can be calculated from the distance
between the Earth and the sun.
Since we know the
time taken by the Earth
to go once around the
sun, P equals one year,
and the distance traveled by the Earth
in this process, two pi A... [FADING]
- Buford!
- Stop 'splaining! Stop 'splaining!
- So that would mean the Earth has moved?
- Apparently so.
Well, that would explain
why it's noticeably colder.
♪ Your sinew's torn apart ♪
♪ By a grizzly... ♪
[SHIVERS]
Freezing!
# Your large intestines #
♪ Wrapped around a tree... ♪
Does anyone have a sweater?
I think we're gonna have
to run some more tests.
DOOFENSHMIRTZ: Now, why do we
always have to meet in drafty
abandoned warehouses?
I mean, why can't we meet in a
drafty abandoned pool-side cabana?
- [CHUCKLES] I'm bananas for cabanas.
- Right?
Okay, enough of that.
Gentlemen, it's time
we pooled our resources.
Both OWCA and City Hall are in a panic,
and I believe now is the time to strike!
Now, the last time we
confronted those OWCA agents,
we barely got out of
there with our lives.
[SCIENTISTS AGREEING]
It's time to play dirty.
[SCIENTISTS AGREEING]
We will stealthily capture
them one at a time, and imprison
them here! Yeah, we'll g*ng
up on them. That''ll be fun!
We can make it a musical number.
Secondly, no one,
under any circumstances,
is allowed to say,
"Bananas for cabanas."
- Noted.
- And third, which one of you
moved the Earth away
from the sun and changed the weather?
- Uh. That would be me?
- Doofenshmirtz?
You've finally made an
inator that actually works?
Hey, all of my inators work.
It's just that, you know,
I, I don't use them properly.
I have poor planning skills.
But it was me.
- I've have the blueprints right here.
- ALL: Ah!
You see, yeah, just ignore the coffee
stains and whatever that is, uh...
- I think that's nacho cheese.
- Gentlemen, we will now
begin our takeover of
the world! [GASPING]
- What was that?
- Maybe the building's settling.
RODNEY: So, to you, a building settling
- sounds like someone inhaling sharply?
- Well. O own a strange building.
- I've got to warn Carl.
- RODNEY: Okay, tell me you didn't hear that.
- I said it's building settling.
- RODNEY: So our building has
the sudden urge to warn Carl?
Come on, Candace.
It's the last thing on the list.
I know, I know, I know,
I know. Okay, here I go.
[GRUNTS] I can't!
I don't understand what the big deal is.
It's just the legs,
and the hair, and all those eyes.
- And why do they have so many eyes?
- There's nothing to be afraid of.
Spiders are harmless. Look, I'm
sticking my hand in the cage.
Hello, there, little guy. Huh!
[INDISTINCT SPEAKING OVER RADIO ]
Poor Stacy.
My fear of spiders got Stacy bitten.
But saved me! Yes!
Looks like it's just
you and me now, Rainbow.
[BRAYING]
PHINEAS: All right, Isabella,
let me have it one more time.
Well, according to our data, this
is the relative position of the sun,
and this is where the Earth
should be on its orbit this summer.
But for some reason, we're here. [SIGHS]
Tennis balls don't lie.
Every test scenario we run
comes back with the same results.
- It just seems impossible.
- Oh! But it is true.
The Earth has moved away from the
sun, and now the summer is gone!
Big deal! So this summer's over.
- There's always next summer.
- PHINEAS: No, Buford.
If we don't do something soon,
summer will be gone forever.
[DRAMATIC ORCHESTRAL SWELL]
What? I'm expressing how
I feel, through music.
[WHISTLING]
[WHISTLING]
[FINGERS SNAPPING]
Huh? [PANTING]
♪ Evil team up ♪
♪ Dastardly scheme up ♪
♪ Taking them to town ♪
♪ Gonna catch 'em ♪
♪ Throw 'em and fetch 'em ♪
♪ Put them in the pound ♪
♪ You kicked us around ♪
♪ You mocked and offended ♪
♪ The pages have turned ♪
♪ Your chapter has ended ♪
♪ Now, 'cause OWCA's goin' down ♪
♪ That's right ♪
♪ Don't eyeball me ♪
♪ Just look askance ♪
♪ Your team was run aground ♪
♪ You say you didn't eat those plans ♪
♪ But here's the ultrasound ♪
♪ Your agency's over
The whole thing is ending ♪
♪ Check out our homepage ♪
♪ And see how we're trending ♪
♪ OWCA's going down ♪
Distract!
♪ OWCA's going down ♪
Grab!
♪ OWCA's going down ♪
Lasso!
♪ OWCA's going down ♪
Nab!
♪ OWCA's going down ♪
[ELECTRIC GUITAR RIFF PLAYING]
And that's what would
happen if we grew magnets
- under the Earth's core.
- The credits were nice touch.
Well, there's so many people behind
the scenes that deserve a mention.
I guess that's another course
of action that's off the table.
Not too many ideas left.
[SHUDDERS] But we have to
figure out a way to save summer,
- or it'll be gone forever.
- Well, Baljeet, what have you got?
I have composed a simulation
for turning the Earth's
core into a gyroscope.
Maybe that would... [GROANS]
- And roll credits!
- I sure hope this cold
weather isn't affecting
Mom and Dad's cave adventures.
Okay, now we're gonna
squeeze past this stalactite,
I mean, stalagmite.
Wait! Which one is on top?
- Actually, I believe that's just a hole.
- [GRUNTING] I seem to be trapped!
Turn away, folks. I'm gonna
have to saw my arm off!
[GRUNTING]
[SIGHS]
That was a close one.
Now, follow me!
Do you get the feeling this might
be his first time down here, too?
[GRUNTING]
Dang it.
There we go. With that, we've
captured all of OWCA's agents.
Almost all of them.
Remember Perry the Platypus!
He's still out there somewhere.
Thank you for reminding
me, Dr. Bringdown.
- Excuse me, I'm Dr. Bringdown.
- Put a sock in it, David.
Time to get to our press
conference. Soon, the world
will bow to us, like Doofy's
neck bows to his back.
- [CHUCKLE] His posture is poor.
- Nice!
Come on, Slouchy. Let's
make us some demands.
CANDACE: Hey there, little fella.
You're not such a tough
guy, are you, Mr. Spider?
Oh, no, you're not.
No, not a bit.
Ah, who ya kidding, Flynn?
To face your fear, you've
gotta at least look.
[SCREAMS] Creepy crawly,
creepy crawly, creepy crawly!
Get off me, get off me,
get off me, get off me!
Ew!
[DISGUSTED GRUNT]
Oh, I'm sorry, -year-old
me, I tried. I really tried.
Snap out of it, current me!
Summer's not over yet.
Hey, wait a minute.
Summer's over?
Who did th... Oh...
Phineas and Ferb.
Phineas and Ferb!
What did you do to summer?
[CLAMORING] MAN : Your
fall is ruining summer!
WOMAN: You made me buy
a blanket with sleeves!
MAN : My toilet seat is cold!
Ladies and gentlemen of the
press, kindly put a cork in it.
So, you've probably figured out
that the Earth has
moved away from the sun.
And we at Love Muffin are responsible.
And now, we're here to extort you.
And to that end, let me
introduce you to Senor Killbot.
[SPEAKING SPANISH]
You know, in case any of
you extortees speak Espanol.
We just don't want to leave anyone out.
[SPEAKING SPANISH]
- ALL: Aw...
- Oh! It's cute.
And that's our new logo.
Foreboding, yet comforting.
So, basically, if you
want us to put the Earth
back in its proper orbit,
you have to meet our list of demands!
"Number one, the minimum height
"to get on any rollercoaster
will now be this high."
[STUTTERS] I mean, that high.
"Number two, pretzels!"
Really?
That's how you give demands?
What? What was wrong with that?
I was gonna go for one of
- those big tubs from Lotsmo.
- You sounded like a bashful Santa Claus
pitching softballs
to a girl in a bikini.
"All right, number four..."
Wait, you don't know
what that sounds like.
Stand aside.
Listen, you dogs, with
one small inator...
My inator.
...we've moved the Earth
into an early autumn.
Now, we, the collective
scientific genius of Love Muffin,
have created an inizor times
the size and strength. [ALL GASPING]
Capable of moving the Earth
so far away from the sun,
we will bring about a new ice age!
So, if you value your puny lives,
you will meet all the
demands on our list,
or pay the consequences!
Is it just me, or is
this getting out of hand?
[SPEAKING SPANISH]
Seriously? Someone moved
the Earth, and it wasn't you?
- Not this time, no.
- Any chance it could
spontaneously go back to the way it was?
We can't take that chance, Candace.
We'll never have another
summer if our plan doesn't work.
- Plan? What plan?
- We're building this massive
rocket engine to put
on top of Mount Danville.
One measly rocket on one mountain
isn't gonna move the Earth, Phineas.
That's why we've enlisted the help
of other kids around the world.
See? There's Floria and
Abdul on Mount Kilimanjaro,
Ganash and Kabul on Mount Everest,
Vsevolod and Vanko at
the top of Mount Elbrus,
and Lupert and Eorpwald
on Mount Haggenhuge.
Eorpwald is the goat.
While they finish fine-tuning,
we'll move our rocket
up to Mount Danville.
Then everyone turns them on, and the
Earth goes back to the way it was?
Sort of, but the burners all need to be
synchronized through this control panel.
Otherwise, we risk ripping
the Earth's crust apart.
Do you think you could stay
here and help control the thrust?
These look quite simple level controls.
PHINEAS: Yeah, pretty much
the same as a sound mixer.
Except this one controls
five mega rockets
- capable of ripping the Earth in half.
- Why can't Irving do it?
Oh, he would.
But he's trending right now.
♪ Scorpions, parasites,
black widows, rabies ♪
♪ Sunburn, frostbite
head trauma, scabies ♪
♪ Don't even get me
started about mosquitoes ♪
♪ Malaria ♪
CARL: Good morning, Agent P.
Good morning, Agent P.
Well? What do you think?
Carl, the evil scientists of Love Muffin
have captured all of our agents.
Ugh! My first day on the job
and all my agents get captured.
- What am I gonna do?
- Simple. Let's go get 'em.
But we're seriously outnumbered.
Maybe, but we have the advantage.
We have the best agent with us
and we have the element of surprise.
- We can't lose.
- You're right.
Perry, Monty,
let's go rescue our agents.
Let's go rescue our agents.
Let's go...
Oh, I'm coming.
Oh, there's Kilimanjaro.
Phineas, Floria and Abdul's rocket
is ready. That's all of them.
PHINEAS: [ON RADIO] Okay, Candace,
we're on our way to Mount Danville.
Lock down the capsule and stand by.
Oh, I sure hope there
aren't any spiders in here.
Okay, Ferb, let's put
it down right there.
Come on, everyone. Let's
get this thing online.
I'm linking up with the other rockets.
Is everyone ready out there?
- Mount Elbrus?
- VANKO: Check.
- Mount Kilimanjaro?
- ABDUL: Check.
- Mount Everest?
- KABUL: Check.
Mount Haggenhuge?
Mount Haggenhuge?
[EORPWALD BLEATING]
Uh-oh. Mount Haggenhuge,
your rocket has gone
offline. Can you fix it?
[POWERING UP]
[BEEPING]
- All systems are green.
- PHINEAS: Check. f*ring up Mount Danville.
Okay, Candace, you're good to go.
Roger. Target destination activated.
Engaging thrusters.
[BEEPING]
Phineas, it's working! The Earth
is moving back into position.
Fantastic, Candace. Just a couple more
minutes and we'll have our summer back.
RODNEY: Well, that was fun.
We should go get ice cream more often.
Did you have to order
for all of us, Rodney?
I'm not crazy about this
new grilled cheese flavor.
You get what you get,
- and you don't get upset.
- Wow, he's strict.
I think we've given the
world leaders enough time.
Let's see if they've submitted
to our list of demands.
Well, what have you got
to say for yourselves?
Uh... You'll be happy
to know that we've,
uh, met all of your demands
except for the, uh, pretzel thing.
What? How dare you?
Do you know what this means?
Look, we're sorry.
Uh, we had them, but the Vice President
left the tub on the roof
of the car. And we, uh...
No pretzels, no deal.
You have doomed the
Earth to perpetual winter.
[ALARM BLARING]
Uh, Phineas, the holographic thingie
shows that the Earth is
moving in the wrong direction.
Well, that makes no sense.
It should be working.
Maybe it needs more power.
I'm increasing the burn.
No, Candace, don't!
Never push it into the red.
That's a bad thing.
Turn down the thrusters.
This must be a special episode.
He's yelling at his sister again.
[SCREAMING]
[POWER SHUTS DOWN]
Uh, Phineas? What happened?
You must have overloaded the
power relay on the control panel.
You're going to have to get a spare
electromagnetic coupling fuse.
- Where would I find a thing like that?
- Ferb has one in the box in the attic.
The attic?
Where all the spiders are?
Yeah, the attic.
[CANDACE SCREAMING]
[CANDACE'S SCREAM ECHOING]
That's just the building settling again.
[MUSIC]
RODNEY: Now, the world
knows that Love Muffin's
not an organization to be trifled with.
DOOFENSHMIRTZ: Yeah,
meanwhile, you may have plunged
- the Earth into another ice age.
- The world is ours for the taking.
But this is crazy talk! I'm an
evil scientist, not a mad scientist.
There's a difference. Subtle, I
grant you, but... But still, you know,
I don't really like the new
direction this organization is taking
and I think we need a little fresh air.
You also need a chiropractor, Slouchy.
[ALL LAUGHING] Good one.
Because he slouches.
And as an agent, you get
to wear a nifty fedora.
I made that one out of an old newspaper.
Yes, sir, OWCA is perfect for a guy
like you, but, sadly, not for me.
- Yeah, things are tough all over, bub.
- What? Doofenshmirtz!
Wait, do I... do I know you?
Major Monogram!
Francis, what happened
to you? Look at...
[STUTTERS]
You're a washed-up mess!
This whole weather thing
is your fault, you know.
- My fault?
- Okay, technically it's my fault.
But if you weren't sitting
around in a cold alley,
whining to rats and
feeling sorry for yourself,
this whole situation wouldn't
have gotten so out of control!
Before, I was a regular evil
scientist. And now, suddenly
I'm part of this big
organization of super villains
bent on world domination.
I'm not comfortable with that.
The point is you should have been
there to stop me, and you weren't.
Huh, two cents.
- There's the warehouse.
- Come on.
[GRUNTING] Oh...
Guys, little help?
[BEEPING]
What do you say, Perry?
Think we can take 'em?
All right, you g*ons.
You take two, and I'll take two.
[RUMBLING]
[GROWLING] Great.
They have a cave troll. Run!
[PANTING]
Perry, split up.
[GRUNTS]
[GASPS] Thanks, Carl.
[GROWLING]
[GROWLS]
Ooh!
Wow, good work, Agent P.
Great. Now we get all
his health. [SNORING]
You play way too many video games, man.
Come on, Candace, you can do this.
What's a couple of little spiders
compared to the fate of the world?
Oh, who am I kidding?
I need support. [DIALING PHONE]
Stacy, I really need your help.
STACEY: Sorry, Candace. No can do.
I have to stay put until
the swelling goes down.
- Are you okay?
- I'll be fine.
But until then, you're on your own.
Well, she's no help.
I'm gonna have to do this myself.
It's just you and me, attic.
You and me, and about ten
hundred gazillion spiders.
Oh, I can't do this!
[MUSIC]
[SQUEAKING]
Okay, I've had time to think it over,
and we need to put the world back.
I, for one, do not want to
live in a perpetual winter.
Scoot over, Rodney.
Your betrayal doesn't
surprise me, Heinz.
- Step aside.
- Hey, what are you doing?
RODNEY: Just to show you who's boss,
I am going to move the Earth
even further from the sun!
There's Ferb's box, way over there.
Oh, who am I kidding?
I can't go way over there.
Candace? [YELPS]
Phineas, how did you get up here?
I'm using the Ferbographic technology.
What's taking so long?
Did you find the box?
Well, it's right over there,
by all those spider webs.
Be a pal and grab it
for me, will you?
What? No, I...
I can't pick it up. I'm a hologram.
- You have to do it.
- But I can't.
Well, what's the matter, Candace?
It's my fear of spiders.
I've been trying to overcome it all day.
Well, that is a valid fear. You
should be cautious around some spid...
Oh Phineas, you're not helping!
Come on, you've already
done so many brave things.
Remember, when you helped
to rescue that clipped baloon? {*}
And what about that time you got that
really big bird to quit pecking our house?
Or when you climbed up on
the motor of our baguette boat
after I gave you a similar pep-talk?
Yeah! You know what?
You're right.
If I could do that, then I should be
able to walk across the attic, right?
This's been silly. Heck, I don't
even remember what I was afraid of.
- Spiders.
- [SCREAMS] Uh!
Candace, you forgot the box.
Here they are.
They're heading to the roof.
We've gotta get up there and
stop them from f*ring that inator.
Not so fast, Monty Monogram.
Take it easy.
We don't want any trouble!
- What?
- Now that we have all
of OWCA's agents, nothing can stop us.
- MONOGRAM: That's where you're wrong.
- CARL: Major Monogram!
I'm back. And I brought some help.
[WHISTLING]
[ALL GROWLING]
[SPEAKING SPANISH]
[ALL YELLING]
[CROAKING]
[SQUEALS]
[BOTH GRUNTING]
[LOWING]
Wait a minute!
This is the same brawl we had earlier.
- So?
- No, I'm just saying.
[SPEAKING SPANISH]
He's right. Let's get out of here.
That's not what he said, but
yes, we should get out of here.
- Candace, you're not giving up, are you?
- CANDACE: No!
Today, I face my fear.
Back off, spiders!
Candice is in the attic.
Now we're talking!
Ha! Take that, you little...
[SCREAMS]
Wow, I guess there are
a lot of spiders up here.
[GRUNTS]
[SCREAMING]
It's alright, Candace. You're just
gonna have to reach past that spider.
Are you kidding me?
Candace, the fate of
the world is at stake!
Okay, -year-old me, here we go.
Gotta... reach it.
A little... bit further.
That's it.
- I got it!
- Great work, Candace!
You go down and put the fuse in,
I'll go back and tell the guys.
And well done.
In your face, arachnid!
Candace did it, Isabella.
She got the fuse.
Uh, Phineas, one of
the main locking bolts
- came loose on the rocket, and, uh...
- Huh. Yeah, we should
probably fix that before
Candace puts the fuse back.
[GRUNTING]
- Let me...
- Oh, this is just ridiculous.
You and I should just...
Oh, look, a horse in a bookcase.
A what? [YELLS]
Ha! Now to move the
Earth into a new ice age.
CANDACE: Why isn't this thing going in?
What is it?
"Righty loosey, tighty-whitey?"
Phineas, this thing ain't budging.
Candace? Candace? Why
isn't this com-link working?
The rocket is blocking the signal.
We've got to get up there.
There, I've disabled the reverse switch
and the self-destruct button.
So there's no... [GRUNTING]
Nobody messes with my
self-destruct button!
You make a pretty good
fulcrum there, Rodney.
- Well, at least we're out of danger.
- We've gotta get that
rocket into position,
or the planet could be torn apart!
CANDACE: Come on, you
stupid thing, get in there.
[GRUNTING]
It's in! The fuse is in.
Okay, I'm gonna fire up the engines.
Whoa!
It's not moving, Phineas. It's
like something's resisting our jets.
I was afraid of that.
Listen, push the rockets
up above the red line.
But, Phineas, you
said that would be bad!
Well, there is a slight chance
of pulling the planet apart.
- That's a bad thing!
- It's our only chance, Candace.
We should be okay if you
just do it slow and steady.
Oh, just like the rabbit in the story.
Yes, exact... Wait, no!
Like the turtle! Like the turtle!
Slow and steady.
Slow and steady.
[BEEPING]
Look, Doofenshmirtz is
trying to destroy the inator.
Come on, he needs help!
[ALL SCREAMING]
- Hang on, sir!
- Nice catch, Carl.
- I don't know what's going on anymore.
- Phineas, what's happening?
Unless I missed my guess,
the Earth is moving again.
You better shut down
the rockets, Candace.
Gotta get to the controls.
Almost th... [YELPS]
It stopped.
We're not moving anymore.
- Candace, you did it.
- What? I did?
Huh, what do you know? I did.
Ah, summer. Welcome back.
[THUD]
[CRASH]
Yeah, well, that's to be expected.
Come on, Rodenstein,
you're coming with me.
- See you later, Slouchy.
- Yeah, well, you... [GRUNTING]
I can never come up with
anything quick enough.
Doofenshmirtz, you just
saved the world. Thank you.
You're welcome, Francis.
Put her there.
Psych! [LAUGHING]
I'm still evil.
Yes. Yes, you are.
[HELICOPTER APPROACHING]
- Well, Monogram, nice work.
- Thank you, sir.
Unfortunately, we're still
not getting our deposit back
on that rental hall, and
that's really broken the budget.
I'm afraid we had to close OWCA.
- Sir, why don't you start a new agency?
- Good idea. What do we call it?
Well, looks like the name
OWCA just became available.
- Oh, it's over that old building!
- Great!
We'll call our new organization
that and move there.
- Good idea, sir!
- And to keep costs down,
we're gonna have to cut some
management positions.
Colonel Contraction, your services
will no longer be required.
Yeah, well, that's to be expected.
- I think this belongs to you, sir.
- You keep that one, Carl.
Welcome back, sir.
Everything's all right.
We're all outside.
Oh, sweet sunshine.
- Yes, well...
- Terra firma! Lovely top soil.
Um, we'll, we'll just
be going then, shall we?
Bye, Saul.
Ugh, kissed a bug.
There she is.
The hero of the day.
Nice going, Candace.
Hey, where did the command center go?
Probably the same
place the last one went.
You really did a good job, Candace.
Yeah, not only did we save the world,
but I did everything I
promised -year-old me I'd do.
Let's all pretend like
we understood that.
Well, now that we have summer
back, what should we do?
Oh! Oh! I got an idea.
[ROCK MUSIC PLAYING]
[CROWD CHEERING]
♪ Come on everyone ♪
ALL: # We're having a party #
♪ Dancing in the sun ♪
ALL: # We're having a party #
♪ And you know we're not done ♪
ALL: # We're having a party #
PHINEAS: # Every corner
of the world, yeah #
ALL: # 'Cause it's summer #
# Summer all over the... #
ALL: Buford!
I think there must be something
wrong with this program.
♪ Everybody
Doodly doodly dee... ♪
ALL: Dengue fever!
♪ Diddly diddly doo ♪
ALL: Whooping cough!
♪ If you go into the woods ♪
♪ Then this will happen to you ♪
[ALL CHEERING]
Nature is gross.
Thank you!
Thank you very much.
My mom taught me that song!
ALL: Buford!