01x27 - Chez Amy

[bunniefuu]

Grr!

[music from end credits]

I liked that movie,
but the beginning was kinda slow.

Sonic, you just don't understand
how movies and TV shows work.

They always have
a little filler material

before someone bursts in
to get the real story started.

Guys, check out my new invention,
a super antenna!

It's so strong
that when you hook it up to a TV

it picks up broadcasts
from the past.

This hour of radio is sure
to get your toes a-tappin',

brought to you
by lead-based paint and asbestos,

the perfect combination
for your baby's nursery!

Can it play music
from our childhood?

-It will in about years!
-[all groan]

Great job, Tails.

I think it's a useful invention.

Thanks, Knuckles!

It makes a great backscratcher.

Not bad, Knuckles!

Looks like there's
another inventor in town!

-Hey, fellow inventor!
-Knuckles,

I'm kinda busy right now.

See that light switch
over there?

-Sure is far away, right?
-Uh-huh...

There's got to be a better way.

Now there is,
with the "Remote "!

-Pretty sweet, huh?
-It sure is... something.

Yeah, well, now that
I'm a bona fide inventor,

I figured we could collaborate.

You can learn from me,
and... who knows?

I might even learn from you.

I doubt it.
Inventing takes dedication,

tenacity, stick-to-it-iveness,
perseverance, a good thesaurus,

-and...
-What's that?

Oh, that's my iSwatter.
It homes in on insects and -

-Neat! Can I invent that?
-What?

No. I already invented it.
You're looking right at it.

Gotcha. Can I invent this?

-That's a turkey sandwich.
-Interesting. I know!

I could invent a device to cut
things, the "Scissors ".

Ooh! Or how about a machine
to brown bread, the "Toaster "!

You sure you don't have
someplace else you have to be?

Nope. It's just you and me.

All day.

It's a little thing I invented
called "Friendship "!

[sighs]

[laughing] He tried to invent
a turkey sandwich?

That was
one of his better ideas.

How do I tell him
he's not an inventor

-without hurting his feelings?
-Don't worry.

He'll get over this phase
before you know it.

Tails! You gotta see this!
Oh, sorry, guys.

Inventor stuff.
You wouldn't understand.

You were saying?

Check it out!
"Robot Battle Royale."

It's an anything-goes tournament

for inventors
to test their mettle

with metal-on-metal action!

-You in?
-Uh, I don't know, Knuckles.

Not sure
that's the best use of my time.

Oh, I get it. You're chicken!

-Oh!
-Oh, no, he didn't!

I'm not chicken. I just
don't have anything to prove.

That's all right, Tails.
It's gotta be tough knowing

there's a new,
hotshot inventor in town,

and you're just
yesterday's news.

Oh!

Knuckles,
I appreciate your enthusiasm,

-but I'm really not interested.
-Not interested in losing...

-to me!
-Boom!

-sh*ts fired!
-Dang, son!

That's it! Knuckles,
you're not an inventor!

You just add the number

to the end of things
that already exist!

If you want me to embarrass you
in front of everybody, fine.

-I accept your challenge.
-Yeah!

Let me ask you guys a question.

Are you tired of eating turkey
and bread in separate bites?

Nice.

Impressive.

They can't all be winners.

Ooh, that's quite the robot
you got there, Tails.

Thanks! Hypno-Bot's able to take
control of any opposing robots

within feet, Mr Mayor!

Oh, please,
"Mr Mayor" is my father.

You can just call me "Mayor".

[crashing]

A robot brawl. Finally,
some culture in this town!

-Eggman!
-Oh, please.

"Eggman" is my father.

You can just call me
"Dr Eggman".

Time to get started!

I'm going to need the override
codes for both of your robots.

But what if you need
the override codes?

Oh, that wasn't the key
to the lock box.

Tonight, you'll see the finest,
most technically advanced,

modern marvels
ever to grace our fair town.

And they're gonna
smash each other to bits!

[cheering]

Now, without any further ado,
let's get ready to watch

what's going to happen!

Prepare to get fries with that!

-You go, Tails!
-Yay, Hypno-Bot!

Hmm. What? Yeah!

Can I get fries with that?

[laughs]

[raucous laugh]

[booing]

-[yapping]
-Aww! It's so cute!

[groans]

[cheering]

Come on, Vacuu-Fan !
Show 'em what you're made of!

That's not what I meant!

[yapping]

[squealing]

Aww.

This is it! The final battle!

[powers down]

Come on! No, no! Not now!

Ha, ha, ha! You built that robot
to take control of other robots,

but now your robot-controlling
robot is being controlled!

How'd you get
the override codes?

Made by Eggman Industries.

[booing]

Well, that was underwhelming.

But in the grand scheme
of evil Eggman plans,

I think we got outta this one
pretty unscathed.

[murmurs of agreement]

Oh, by the way, Tails,

now I've taken control
of your robot-controlling robot,

I'm going to your workshop

to take control
of all your other robots!

I don't really have robots.
I have inventions.

I know that,
but it sounds better my way.

We've gotta go after him!

Has anyone seen the key
to the Mayor-cycle?

We've gotta get Hypno-Bot
away from Eggman!

Tails, I dunno...
invent something!

Don't worry. I'll help you.
Inventors stick together!

Ooh! Note to self,
"Inventor Glue ".

-Maybe we could make a...
-No!

-Or try to build a...
-No!

Please, let me think.
I'm the inventor here.

Maybe you are,

but at least I didn't
program any override codes

into my Vacuu-Fan .

And believe you me,
I was tempted!

-But I didn't know how.
-That's it!

-Knuckles, you're a genius!
-Yes, I are.

-Don't you see?
-I'm a genius, not a visionary!

Your invention
doesn't have robot AI.

It's too stupid
to be affected by Hypno-Bot!

Stupid or m*rder?

Uh... Go get your robot.
We have work to do!

Not that I don't understand,

but could you explain the plan
one more time?

Because I don't understand.

Since Vacuu-Fan
can't be controlled remotely,

it's the only robot
that can get me close enough

to regain control of Hypno-Bot.

My baby's all grown up.

What's that?

Knurples' robot
is joining my army!

Welcome! Welcome!

-I got this!
-[gasps] No!

It's, uh, it's my first robot.

Aww,
you sentimental son-of-a-g*n.

I remember my first robot.

His name was Zippy and...
I don't have time for this!

I'm finally defeating Sonic,
and nothing is gonna stop me!

Hey! You can't do that!
I already declared victory!

Hypno-Bot, make 'em dance!

[music starts]

I can't watch this any more!

Great job! We couldn't
have done it without you.

Thanks, but I couldn't
have done it without Knuckles.

Good work, fellow inventor.

-So, what will you invent next?
-Oh, I'm giving up inventing.

It's time for a new hobby!
Perhaps extreme couponing.

Ooh! Or clog dancing.

Or maybe... inventing.

-[yapping]
-Look who came back!

-Ooh... puppy wuppy!
-You know, Tails,

with this Hypno-Bot of yours,

Eggman's robots
will never be a problem again.

[yapping]

Bad puppy!