01x28 - Blue with Envy

[bunniefuu]

Grr!

♪ Pretty, pretty, pretty ♪

♪ My toys, so full of evil ♪

♪ It warms my stony heart
to think ♪

♪ Of the bad
that we'll achieve'll! ♪

♪ You're much more fun,
oh, so much fun ♪

♪ 'Cause I am your creator ♪

♪ From tiny robot pickpockets ♪

♪ To my particle... ♪

Accelerator?

My particle accelerator!

[screams]

My birds!

[screams]

So, Dr Eggman,
does this particle accelerator

have any distinguishing features
that would help us identify it?

Let's see... It has a small
scratch on its left side.

So there's that.

And also...
it's a particle accelerator!

You got a lot of those roaming
the streets of your village?

Hmm, genius?

I'm sorry. I'm just so upset.

I've never seen him like this.
I kinda like it!

And this is Dr Eggman's
Think-ubator,

the room where he "hatches"
his brilliant ideas. Get it?

Pearls before swine.

And it was from here

that Dr Eggman's
particle accelerator was stolen.

[gasp]

Not his particle accelerator!

I was hoping to get a picture
with it. This tour bites.

It was about yay big.

It was made
of polished titanium.

It accelerated particles.
Am I leaving anything out?

[slurps] Someone
want to remind me why I'm here?

Because you stole it!

[gasp]

-That's nuts.
-If it wasn't you,

why was my lair
littered with chili dogs scraps?

[gasp]

I dunno.

[gasp]

And look at these footprints!

[gasp]

[gasp]

Would you stop
gasping dramatically?

[gasp]

Seriously, guys. I'm the hero.
He's the villain.

I mean, he has an evil lair!
He has mindless henchmen!

-No offence.
-No, you're onto something.

Sorry, Dr Eggman.
I'd love to close this case,

but before I can arrest Sonic
I'm gonna need more!

Like, uh,
if this was part of a pattern.

Sarge,
where shall I put this crate

of recent photos of crime scenes
where partially eaten chili dogs

and Sonic-shaped footprints
were found?

[gasp]

That'll do it. Sonic T Hedgehog,
you are under arrest!

You have the right
to remain silent.

[gasp]

-[chuckles]
-You leave me no choice.

I'll find the real thief
and clear my name. Know why?

Hero!

Oh!

So, uh, who wants to see
the rumpus room?

[gasp]

I demand action!
Sonic stole my walking stick!

And my jewellery!

He stole my keys
and hid them in my sofa cushion!

OK, I lost my keys

and found them three days later
in the cushion.

-But we should get him anyway!
-We should form a posse.

Everyone, please calm down!

This is not the time
for rash behaviour!

When would be a good time?

I like to plan my rash behaviour
in advance.

How about I bake up
a batch of my famous cookies

and put them on the windowsill?

Sonic will smell them
and come to steal one.

But he won't know that
they're laced with poison, so...

-We're not trying to k*ll him.
-Oh.

[chuckles] I'm so embarrassed.

Have a cookie.

[grating noise]

I'll catch
this Hedgehog for you,

but it ain't gonna be easy.

Don't worry, we'll all pitch in.

No! Unlike tying my shoes
or brushing my teeth,

I have to do this
without any help.

[strains]

Uh, you have to pull
and jiggle the knob.

I am pulling and jiggling!

I'll use the window.

[groans]

[door squeaks open]

Whoa, slow down there, Bob!

You're making the rest of us
look bad.

[bell rings]

Sorry, Earl. Just trying to finish
so I can knock off early.

Big plans tonight? Not like
there's much to do around here

-'cept playin' horseshoes.
-Oops! Sorry, Earl!

I'm on the trail of a man
that did me wrong.

That so? You know,
a fella just came through town.

In a real hurry too.

Headed into the East Forest,
yonder.

Well, them crates
ain't gonna stack themselves.

Unless they're self-stacking crates.
Ha! That'd be sweet.

Sorry, Earl!

Earl? Earl?

Hmm.

Mmm-hmm. Sonic was here.

[twig breaking]

[screams]

Oh! How did you track me?

We followed the trail of twigs
covered in spit.

Oh! Stop following me!

I don't need help!

This is a shortcut.

-What is it, Doc?
-The scientific term is

he got hit in the head
by too many horseshoes.

-You gotta help him!
-Oh, sure.

Let me just whip up
some anti-horseshoe elixir!

Hey, if you can't help him,
just say so.

No, seriously. I've got a recipe
for anti-horseshoe elixir.

I just need
some pink-orchid root.

But it only grows
in the West Forest.

Oh, I don't suppose that's
anywhere near the East Forest?

If I'm gonna catch the guy
that framed me, I gotta go east.

But if I want to help you,
I gotta go west.

Excuse me, ma'am.
I'm looking for this guy.

Goes by the name Sonic
and he's very fast.

Oh, kinda like that guy.

Hey, wait a second!

I bet that guy knows Sonic.

Ah, the pink orchid!
Well, that was easy.

I was expecting
some kind of complication.

Kinda like that.
Knuckles, is that you?

Maybe it is, maybe it isn't.

-But it is. Who's this?
-Sonic.

Oh, sorry. I didn't recognise
you with a basket on your head.

-Dude, I didn't steal anything!
-I know!

But there's a posse
on your tail.

I don't want to lose you.

You're a valuable member
of Team Knuckles!

Team Knu... ?
I'm not even gonna argue.

-Let's get this orchid to Earl.
-Right. Just one question.

Who's Earl, what's an orchid,
and... and where are we?

Here you go, Doc. Am I too late?

Don't worry, Bob.

I'll fix up Earl
newer'n a summer cricket

whistlin' on fallin' dewdrop.

-Know what I mean?
-Not at all.

But we've got no time to waste.
Come on, Knuckles.

Hey! I know those guys
from somewhere.

There goes Sonic!
And he's taken Knuckles hostage!

-[gasp]
-Sorry!

Look, Sonic. It's you!

Where'd he go?

-Metal Sonic!
-Allow me.

[whirring]

Oh. That can't be good.

Knucks, look out!

Ugh! My cupcakes are missing,
Grandma! Ha, ha!

You're gonna regret that.

-[metallic sound]
-Uh-oh.

Don't you just hate
when that happens?

I can do this all day.

Eggman's particle accelerator?

That's just cheating!
How do you live with yourself?

Uh-oh again.

[panting]

I guess when you get tired,
you can just recharge.

That's the difference
between you and me, Metal.

I don't get tired.

Sorry!

I got a little something for ya,
Eggie.

I found
your particle accelerator

and all the stuff
that was stolen from the village

and brought it back,
which proves I didn't steal any of it!

-Case closed!
-He's got you there, Egghead!

Case not closed! You have it,
therefore you must've stolen it!

-Now case closed!
-He's got you there, Sonic!

Officer, arrest this man!

-Bob!
-Earl?

This landed by the warehouse.
I thought you might need it.

That's the real thief.

Not him! My robot duplicate
that Eggman used to frame me.

All lies!
Now, if you'll excuse me,

I'll take my metal duplicate
of you suitable for framing

and my particle accelerator
and go.

-Thanks, Earl.
-It's the least I could do

after you saved my life.

I was deader'n a peapod
in a mud bucket tea kettle

after
flippidyhoodledoopfazzlebazzle!

[laughter]

We're closing in on him, boys,

and we're not leaving
this forest without him!

[wolf howls]

Or we could go home now.