01x04 - Vampire Mythology Bulls**t

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[MOTORCYCLE ENGINE DRONES]

[SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC]

[ROPE SNAPS]

[ROPE WINDS DOWN]

[SHANIKA] Oh, sh*t!

[WIND WHISTLES]

[DRAMATIC MUSIC]

[WIND WHISTLES]

[MAN'S VOICE ECHOES] Back down! Now!

[g*nsh*t REVERBERATES]

[SCREAMS]

[WIND WHISTLES]

[MOTORCYCLE ENGINE ROARS]

[SHANIKA SIGHS]

[GRUNTS]

[GROANS]

- [CREAKING]
- [GASPS] What?

[PANTS]

[CAR ENGINE ROARS]

[ENGINE STOPS]

[SIGHS] sh*t!

[WIND WHISTLES]

[EXHALES]

[DRAMATIC MUSIC]

No, no, no, no, no, Neeks!

[GRUNTS]

[WHISPERS] Shanika?

Shanika?

Oh!

OK.

OK.

Which one?

Ahh!

OK, OK. Shh, shh, shh, shh.

Shhh! Shhh!

- [SAND SPILLS]
- [GROANS]

OK. Five minutes, down and back,

Yep.

Easy, easy.

Oh, f*ck it.

Oh, f*ck it!

[GRUNTS]

[ROPE RUNS, THEN CLAMPS TIGHT]

[ROPE RUNS, SAND SPILLS]

[WHOOSH!]

[BIRD CAWS]

[PANTS]

[WIND WHISTLES]

[BIRDS CAW]

[SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC]

[ROCK MUSIC]

[ENGINE REVS]

sh*t!

[BREATHES DEEPLY]

[GAGS]

Hang on.

Oh, yeah.

Ohh.

[RUMBLING]

- [DRAMATIC MUSIC]
- [SNARLS]

[SHANIKA GROANS]

[SHANIKA SCREAMS]

- [SHANIKA GROANS]
- [SNARLS]

[WIND WHISTLES]

- [GRUNTS]
- [SHANIKA GRUNTS]

- [REPEATED THUMPING]
- [SHANIKA GROANS]

[SNARLS]

- [THUMP!]
- [SHANIKA GROANS]

[SNARLS]

[SHANIKA GROANS]

[GRUNTS]

- [THUMP!]
- [GRUNTS]

- [THUMP!]
- [GRUNTS]

[g*nsh*t]

[FLESH SQUELCHES]

Ah, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.

Oh, thank you, thank you,
thank you, thank you, thank you.

[SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC]

- [THWACK!]
- [SHANIKA GROANS]

[SNARLS]

[SHANIKA MOANS]

[SNARLS]

[SHANIKA KICKS]

[SHANIKA GROANS]

[SNARLS]

[g*nshots]

[GROANS]

Ugh!

Yuck.

[GROANS]

[GROANS]

Neeks!

[SHANIKA GROANS]

Hey!

[GROANS]

[SIGHS]

OK.

[GRUNTS]

You OK?

- Oh, you stupid...
- Tyson.

Oh, what the f...

[SHANIKA COUGHS]

[GROANS]

- Come on.
- No.

- I've got to find Mum.
- You...

[SHANIKA GRUNTS]

Just wait. Just hold your horses.

[FLESH SQUELCHES]

I saw it in a movie once.

[FLASHLIGHT CLICKS]

[w*apon CLANKS]

[EERIE MUSIC]

[DRAMATIC MUSIC]

Oh!

[SAND SPILLS]

[TYSON WHISPERS] Shanika?

[ROCK MUSIC]

[GRUNTS]

[HEAVY ROCK MUSIC]

[TYSON GRUNTS]

[WHISPERS] I don't know about this.

[TYSON] Oh, no! f*ck!

- [THUD!]
- [TYSON GROANS]

[SHANIKA GROANS]

[TYSON PANTS]

[TYSON] Hey. Hey, Neeks.

- [SHANIKA] Yeah?
- [TYSON] You right?

[SHANIKA] Yeah. I'm all right.

- [CHAIN CLINKS]
- [TYSON PANTS]

Argh!

[SNARLS]

- [TYSON] Neeks! [SHOUTS]
- [SNARLS]

[SNARLS]

[SCREECHES]

[SHANIKA] What the hell is that?

Kid-brain vampires.

- [THWACK!]
- [SHANIKA GROANS]

[TYSON] Neeks! Come here! Argh!

- [TYSON] Argh!
- [SNARLS]

- [THWACK!]
- [VAMPIRE SCREECHES]

[THWACK!]

[TYSON GRUNTS AND GROANS]

[VAMPIRE SNARLS]

- [SHANIKA] Where do I stand?
- [TYSON] Here. In the middle.

- [SHANIKA] Where's the middle?
- [VAMPIRE SNARLS]

- [THWACK!]
- [SHANIKA PANTS]

- [TYSON GRUNTS]
- [THWACK!]

- [VAMPIRE SNARLS]
- [TYSON GRUNTS]

- [THWACK!]
- [VAMPIRE GROANS AND SQUELCHES]

[TYSON SHOUTS]

- [TYSON GRUNTS]
- [THUD!]

[VAMPIRE SNARLS]

- [TYSON GRUNTS]
- [THWACK!]

- [VAMPIRE SNARLS]
- [SHANIKA GROANS]

[TYSON] Huh.

- [TYSON GRUNTS]
- [THWACK!]

- [THUD!]
- [TYSON GROANS]

[TYSON] Where's your torch?

[BOTH GROAN]

[PANTS]

Ohh.

You're welcome.

Let's go.

Hey, hey, hey, hey.

Stop here. Sit down. Sit down!

[GROANS]

[GROANS]

[TYSON PANTS]

[DRAMATIC MUSIC]

Hey...

Feeling thirsty?

[TOOTH TUMBLES]

[LIGHT BULB CLINKS]

[MECHANICAL WHIRRING NEARBY]

[MECHANICAL WHIRRING]

[MECHANICAL WHIRRING CONTINUES]

[MECHANICAL WHIRRING DROWNS OUT NOISE]

[MOUTHS SILENTLY]

[SNARLS]

- [FLESH SQUELCHES]
- [SQUEALS]

- [MECHANICAL WHIRRING]
- [MOUTHS SILENTLY]

[MECHANICAL WHIRRING FADES]

What does this all mean?

Yep.

[FLASHLIGHT CLICKS]

[TYSON] Ah, some bullshit
vampire mythology.

[FLASHLIGHT CLICKS]

[WHISPERS] What?

[MOUTHS SILENTLY]

[EERIE MUSIC]

[SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC BUILDS]

[LIQUID DRIPS]

You go.

Mama?

Mum.

Mum?

Mum?

[SOBS]

Mum?

[BREATHES SHAKILY]

Neeks, Neeks, they're coming.

[WOMAN] Oh, damn.

That was a good one.

Lasted for years.

[WHISPERS] Oh. Elvis?

[WOMAN GRUNTS]

[BUCKLES CLINK]

Big rain coming.

[DRAMATIC MUSIC POUNDS]

[g*n COCKS]

- [g*nf*re]
- [TYSON SCREAMS]

[HEAVY ROCK MUSIC]

[TYSON SHOUTS]

- [TYSON GRUNTS]
- [THWACK!]

[TYSON SHOUTS]

[THWACK!]

[HEAVY ROCK MUSIC CONTINUES]

- [g*nsh*t]
- [SCREAMING]

[g*nshots]

[g*nsh*t]

- [g*nsh*t]
- [TYSON] Die, you camp goth!

[TYSON GROANS]

Argh!

Argh!

Neeks, we gotta go!

["SOME MUTTS [CAN'T BE MUZZLED]"
by Amyl and the Sniffers]

♪ You got a new dog ♪
♪ Do you remember me? ♪

♪ She walks around on my old lead ♪

♪ You got a new dog ♪
♪ Do you remember me? ♪

- Come on, Neeks! Now!
- ♪ Is she just as good... ♪

[SHOUTS]

♪ Some mutts can't be muzzled ♪

♪ I guess I got you puzzled ♪

♪ Some mutts can't be muzzled ♪

♪ I guess I got you puzzled ♪

♪ Woof! Woof! ♪

Give me... blood.

Get them.

[ROCK MUSIC CONTINUES]

[TYSON] Reload.

[WEAPONS CLICK]

You're not having my
brother's head, you mongrels!

♪ You got a new dog ♪
♪ Do you remember me? ♪

♪ She walks around on my old lead ♪

♪ You got a new dog ♪
♪ Do you remember me? ♪

♪ Am I just a memory? ♪

♪ Oh, no! ♪

[INSTRUMENTAL BREAK]

[expl*si*n, ELECTRICAL SIZZLE]

Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa! Go, go, go, go!

[GROANS]

- [TYSON GRUNTS]
- [VAMPIRE SNARLS]

[GROANS]

[TYSON] Neeks!

[GRUNTS]

[BREATHES HEAVILY]

- [VAMPIRES SNARL]
- [TYSON] Get the winch!

[SHANIKA GROANS]

[GROANS]

- [TYSON GRUNTS]
- [VAMPIRES SNARL]

The winch! Get the winch!

[TYSON GRUNTS]

Ahhh.

[TYSON GRUNTS LOUDLY]

[VAMPIRES SNARL]

[TYSON GRUNTS]

[VAMPIRES SNARL]

[SHANIKA SHOUTS]

[TYSON] Oh.

[VAMPIRES SNARL]

[GROANS]

[BREATHES HEAVILY]

[EXHALES]

[FLESH SQUELCHES]

"Shanika."

[DROPS w*apon]

[VAMPIRES SNARL]

[TYSON GRUNTS]

[g*nsh*t]

[VAMPIRES SNARL]

[TYSON GRUNTS]

[g*nsh*t]

[TYSON GRUNTS]

[SNARLING FADES]

[SAND SPILLS]

[SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC]

[GROANS]

[DRAMATIC MUSIC]

[TYSON SHOUTS IN DISTANCE] Shanika!

[GROANS]

[TYSON] Neeks!

- [ROPE DRAGS]
- [SAND SLIPS]

[VAMPIRES SNARL AND SHOUT]

[TYSON] Shanika!

[VAMPIRE SCREAMS]

- [g*nsh*t]
- [VAMPIRE SCREAMS]

[TYSON] Neeks! Bring us up!

[WINCH WHIRRS]

[VAMPIRE SCREAMS]

[TYSON] Neeks! Argh. Argh!

- [g*nsh*t]
- [TYSON] Neeks! sh*t!

[TYSON GRUNTS]

[TYSON] No! Neeks! Oh, no. No!

[g*nsh*t]

[TYSON GRUNTS]

[PANTS]

[SOBS]

[SOBS]

Hey. Focus.

[TYSON BREATHES HEAVILY]

[SIGHS]

[BREATHES HEAVILY]

[ROCK MUSIC]