01x03 - Chapter 03: Better Goff Dead

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Based on the DC comics is A man who fights for peace at any cost, no matter how many people he has to k*ll.
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01x03 - Chapter 03: Better Goff Dead

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PEACEMAKER: I'm gonna be honest
about something here.


Homunculi freak me the f*ck out.

- Homunculi?
- Yeah.

It's plural for homunculus.
It's a tiny miniature person.

Yeah, I don't like what they're up to.

I don't like what they f*ckin' do.

Hey, Doll Man, you ever meet him?

- LEOTA ADEBAYO: Doll Man?
- He turns small.

LEOTA: He calls himself Doll Man?

Yeah. Barrett M ?

- Yep.
- Nice.

You ever seen a one-millimeter finger?

Gives me the heebie-jeebies. (SHUDDERS)

Nobody told me I had to
deal with f*ckin' homunculi.

LEOTA: Well, who's saying
you gotta deal with them now?

You kidding me? I found
a miniature spaceship

in the apartment of the chick
I had sex with.

You guys know.

The one who was really
into having sex with me,

- she came like, four times?
- We know who she is.

We don't need to know how much
she enjoyed having sex with you.

- What if it's a clue?
- It's not.

Fair. I was just trying
to slip it into conversation.

Hope nobody noticed. My bad.

Still, f*ckin' hate homunculi.

Where's this tiny spaceship now?

Adebayo's desk, under my lunch.

- John.
- Oh, f*ck.

Hey, I want it back when
you're done with it, Dye-Beard!

Oh, sh*t. Is Project Butterfly
homunculi that team up

with hard-bodied sluts
that wanna control us?

No, but who's the guy that's peeking out

behind the trashcan?

f*ck, it's... it's Vigilante.
He's trying to be helpful.

Hey! Get outta here!

What? I'm just looking
from behind a trashcan.

- It's a normal thing to do.
- The hell it is!

VIGILANTE: Are you a psychiatrist?

- EMILIA HARCOURT: What?
- VIGILANTE: Then don't tell me what's normal!

Maybe my secret identity
is a psychiatrist

and I know what's normal.

If you're a psychiatrist,
we're all screwed.

Get the f*ck out of here!

VIGILANTE: I was about to go,
and then you had to say that.

Now if I acquiesce,
I'll look and feel small.

Vij, bro, come on. Be cool.

VIGILANTE: I just wanna
make sure you're okay.

- I don't trust these people.
- I'm fine.

VIGILANTE: Just remember, even if

they end up being okay to "work with",

they're still not gonna be good friends.

(LOUDLY) And none of them is
the type to be a best friend!

- (SCOFFS)
- PEACEMAKER: Okay.

(CHUCKLES) I'm just chuckling
even thinking about it.

- Okay, bro.
- VIGILANTE: If one of them

does become a friend, it should be her,

because there's a bunch
of rumors going around

about you being r*cist, and, you know,

- frankly, it's a little embarrassing for me.
- (SCOFFS)

As if I become a r*cist by osmosis,

even though I mostly
k*ll white people, so...

Catch you guys later.

Isn't that guy wanted
on multiple counts of m*rder?

We have bigger fish to fry.
We have a United States Senator

to assassinate by the end of the day.

♪ Do ya really wanna
do ya really wanna taste it? ♪


♪ ("DO YA WANNA TASTE IT"
BY WIG WAM PLAYING) ♪

- ♪ Get it on ♪
- ♪ Get on top ♪


♪ Make a move extreme ♪

- ♪ Make a pose ♪
- ♪ Shortcut to your dreams ♪


♪ Float straight to the stars
on that flying thing ♪


- ♪ Getting high ♪
- ♪ Getting brave ♪


♪ Getting snow blind ♪

- ♪ Game ♪
- ♪ Set, go ♪


♪ Pick a tune, chick harpoon
in a world beyond ♪


♪ Got a b*at, got a heat
on a phony string ♪


- ♪ Tear your world apart ♪
- ♪ Once the magic starts ♪


♪ Do ya really wanna
do ya really wanna taste it? ♪


♪ What's going up must come down ♪

♪ Do ya really wanna
do ya really wanna taste it? ♪


♪ Baby you're losing ground ♪

♪ Blind to what you'll soon become ♪

♪ The mirror lies
the whole world's wrong ♪


♪ But you ♪

♪ Dancing with your blinkers on ♪

♪ Throw your dog the invisible bone ♪

♪ Do ya really wanna
do ya really wanna taste it? ♪


♪ What's going up must come down ♪

♪ Do ya really wanna
do ya really wanna taste it? ♪


♪ Baby you're losing ground ♪

♪ Blind to what you'll soon become ♪

♪ The mirror lies ♪

♪ The whole world's wrong but you ♪

♪ Dancing with your blinkers on ♪

♪ Throw your dog the invisible bone ♪

- ♪ (MUSIC CONCLUDES) ♪
- (EAGLY SCREECHES)

♪ ("POWERTRAIN"
BY ENEMIES SWE PLAYING) ♪

♪ I'm a powertrain can't stop fightin' ♪

♪ Breaking night and day
can't stop crying ♪


♪ I'm a powertrain can't stop fightin' ♪

♪ I'm a working-class hero ♪

- ♪ I am, yeah ♪
- ♪ (MUSIC STOPS) ♪

CLEMSON MURN: Our target
is Senator Royland Goff.

He's mostly known
for being a radical proponent

of climate change.

Okay, so we're gonna k*ll him
'cause climate change is a hoax?

Why do all people that
think pro wrestling is real

think climate change is a hoax?

- It's not a hoax.
- (SCOFFS) Yeah, okay.

Facebook's lying to me
every day for no reason.

Senator Goff is a butterfly,
and we need to take him out.

Next photo.

- (LAUGHS)
- f*ck!

- JOHN ECONOMOS: What did...
- PEACEMAKER: Look at this!

- (HARCOURT LAUGHING)
- sh*t. I'm so sorry.

- My wife sent it to me.
- Your wife? Holy sh*t!

Yes, my wife. f*ck, I'm so sorry...

I had no idea Adebayo here was playing

for the Washington Lickalotapusses!

Did you, Murn? Did you...

Well, I didn't know that
you was playing for the,

I don't know, the f*ckin'
Milwaukee Roided-Up

- Toilet Bowl Hats!
- I'm not from Milwaukee!

Well, I'm so sorry, sir. She
just moved to a different hotel

because Harcourt said that it would be
dangerous if we stayed in the same suite.

- Oh, sh*t!
- HARCOURT: Oh, okay.

- She just threw you under the bus!
- So this is my fault now?

No, it's just now Keeya thinks
I chose this job over her.

And we're experimenting
with new forms of intimacy.

And I didn't know that WhatsApp
would just automatically

- put this onto the device.
- You're... (LAUGHS)

Yeah, WhatsApp will do that

if you don't change the settings.

- Nobody told me!
- Yeah, no sh*t.

- (LAUGHS)
- It's not that f*ckin' funny!

- It is.
- d*ck.

- Just continue, Leota.
- Yes, sir.

PEACEMAKER: (EXHALING) Whoo!

Goff may be traveling with his family.

(LAUGHING) That is a weird segue.

We don't know yet whether or not

his wife and children
are butterflies. If so...

you'll have to k*ll all of 'em.

What?

I thought you loved peace
with all your heart,

no matter how many men,
women, and children

you needed to k*ll to get it?

Yes, I said that. I say that.

And I... I mean it. It's...

Like, that's the vow I took, but...

Kids?

Well, we aren't sure yet
if they're butterflies.

Okay, easy. This is the part
where you tell me

what the f*ck a butterfly is.

We're not here to answer
your questions, Smith.

So what is it, "Just
trust us and sh**t kids"?

Come on, man, look
how adorable that one is.

The other one, not so much.

He's got like a Children
of the Corn
vibe going on.

Are you sure those two kids
came out of those parents?

That's an attractive couple,

and that one looks
like it came out of them,

- but the other one looks like a butt baby.
- A "butt baby"?

Yeah, my older brother told me
there's two types of babies.

One that comes out
of a woman's vag*na, normal,

and then butt babies,
worse in every way.

They come out of a woman's butt.

You know, I believed I was a butt baby

- until I was like, .
- That explains a lot.

What does this have to do with anything?

Just because that's
an unattractive child

- doesn't mean I wanna k*ll it.
- Your feelings are noted.

This is Goff's bodyguard,
goes by the name of Judomaster.

(SCOFFS) The f*ck's that
guy gonna protect him from,

- pink hearts and green clovers?
- We understand he's dangerous.

He... he's two feet tall!

We'll be on site in about ten minutes.

Peacemaker and Harcourt
will take out Goff,

while Leota, John, and I work remotely.

Don't terminate the kids or the wife

until we tell you it's okay.

- Any questions?
- PEACEMAKER: Yes.

Is scissoring real? I keep
getting contradictory reports.

I suspected you were a butt
baby from the beginning.

PEACEMAKER: Oh, I'm all for it.

One thing I'm in favor of,
it's two chicks going at it.

- Oh, geez.
- What? I'm a f*ckin' ally.

Having a lesbian haircut
doesn't make you an ally.

You haven't seen my p*rn folder,
gigs of alliance.

Hey, uh, where's the dove of peace?

- The what?
- The dove of peace,

my trademark.

It's engraved on all my weapons,
my tomahawk, my sword,

my blowdarts, my p*stol!

You wanted us to stop
and take the sn*per r*fle

to an engraver and put
a dove of peace on it?

Uh, yeah! This is f*cked up!

I don't think I can k*ll someone
with something that doesn't have

the dove of peace on it.

f*ck. Every time I draw a dove of peace,

it looks like a ghost.

f*ck!

So, why don't you just tell him
what butterflies are?

I don't trust him. Do you?

I guess not.

We need Peacemaker
to stop questioning us.

He's stubborn, but he also
has a deep need to belong.

We can use that to our advantage.

- Cool.
- Toss me a screw.

(BIRDS CHIRPING)

So, uh...

they say you've done, like,
some real hardcore sh*t.

I'm trying to do what I can
to make up for my past.

(DRILL WHIRRING)

Things I've done make me...

sad.

There.

That's a feeling of mine
I just shared with you.

Cool.

It is cool, 'cause I've never
done it before.

- Never done what before?
- Shared a feeling.

(CHUCKLING) Come on.
You've never shared any feeling?

- MURN: No.
- Like, you've never even said,

- "Oh, my God, I'm hungry"?
- No.

You've never said, uh,
"It's chilly in here"?

Is "chilly" a feeling?

- Yeah, I think so.
- No.

Come on, you've never said
you've felt chilly?

Why? Think I'm some weak-ass
girly-man who needs

a poofy jacket or a little blanky?

You gonna bring me a baby pacifier

- for that wittle bwanky, John?
- No.

That's how I thought
of it in the past. (SIGHS)

Now I'm becoming a deeper,
more well-rounded individual.

In fact, I'm a little chilly right now.

- You are?
- MURN: No.

But I saw it as an opportunity
for growth to say I was.

Uh, okay. Looks like we're good to go.

- (CRICKETS CHIRPING)
- (FROGS CROAKING)

(GRUNTS)

(CLEARS THROAT)

Those ones are empty calories.

(DEVICES BEEPING)

♪ (SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYING) ♪

Here they come. Here they come.

We got the Berenstein Bears
in the Mercedes.

Papa Bear, Mama Bear,
Brother Bear, and Sister Bear

all accounted for.

We've got a bodyguard and Cobra Kai

- in a Cadillac Escalade.
- Copy.

Uh, it's Berenstain Bears.

What?

The children's books,
it's Berenstain Bears,

not Berenstein Bears.

(SCOFFS) Dude, I grew up on those books.

It's Berenstein Bears.

Mm, absolutely not. It's actually named

after the creators,
Stan and Jan Berens...

- Does this f*ckin' matter?
- No, sir.

It's Berenstein.

I don't mean to correct you,
sir, but it...

Shut up.

Mercedes and Escalade have landed.

(INDISTINCT CHATTER)

(BODYGUARD LAUGHS)

ROYLAND GOFF:
Oh, little rug rats are here.

(INDISTINCT CHATTER)

There she is. The macaroni monster!

- The macaroni...
- Kid's not as ugly in person.

Still looks weird, though.

Is your target in sight?

(LAUGHING)

- He's playing with the kids.
- MRS. GOFF: Kids, it's time for bed now.

MURN: (OVER RADIO) Is Goff in sight?

Nope.

- MURN: Now?
- No.

Take your sh*t when he's clear.

Yeah, I know, dude.
Shut the f*ck up, okay?

MURN: They're about to enter the house.

I know what he's about to do.

I still don't have a g*dd*mn sh*t!

If you don't get him now,
Smith, we'll probably

- have to wait till morning.
- Yeah, that's not helping me

make the big m*therf*cker
in front of him disappear, okay?

You want me to take him out too?

- No.
- MRS. GOFF: Okay, stop right there.

f*ck.

BODYGUARD: All right, hook a brother up.

- No.
- BODYGUARD: Okay.

- I don't need the carbs anyway.
- I noticed.

Look, they're in the window.

What the f*ck?

I think the whole family is butterflies.

- Why?
- The second they were out

of the bodyguards' sight,
their demeanor changed.

They dropped the pretense
of being a playful family.


They're politicians, right?

Maybe the whole happy family thing

is just what they do in public.

I don't think that's what
it was. Did you see them?

I don't know. Maybe
they're just weird. I th...

I'm not cool with any
of this sh*t anyway.

I don't know why we're f*cking
k*lling these people, okay?

A Sharpie dove of peace
isn't a legitimate dove.

- What?
- This f*ckin' thing!

I'm not a f*ckin' drawer, okay?

MURN: (OVER RADIO)
Calm down, Peacemaker.

We're not k*lling anyone
who doesn't deserve it.

I'm not Amanda Waller.

Guess we'll just have
to wait until morning.


(SIGHS)

♪ ("WOULD YOU LOVE A CREATURE"
BY SISTER PLAYING) ♪

♪ Memories and beliefs
means nothing more to me ♪


♪ Than a ball and a chain
inside of my brain ♪


♪ Holding me back from living a life ♪

♪ I just can't stretch my wings to fly ♪

♪ I am what I am
nothing more than a man ♪


♪ Nothing heavenly within my command ♪

♪ With everything to lose
I reach out to you ♪


♪ Would you love a creature like me... ♪

So... how'd you get
in this line of work?

How did you get into this line of work?

My old man, I guess.

- Dads.
- (CHUCKLES)

Mine got me my first Glock
when I was .

- Which one?
- Mm, the .

That's a lot of g*n for a little girl.

I was a lot of little girl for a g*n.

♪ Would you look into my eyes... ♪

How'd you end up working for Waller?

What is this, questions?

(SIGHS) After high school,
I joined the CIA,

spent a couple years in
the DEO, then ARGUS,

that's where Waller found me.

And now,

here I am, living the dream,

about to assassinate
a couple of children.

(CLEARS THROAT)

(CLEARS THROAT)

♪ Would you love a creature like me... ♪

W...

♪ Would you love a creature like me... ♪

Um...

Hey, can you, uh, can you watch
for a second? I gotta go...

- Sure, yeah. Yeah, totally.
- ... take a break.

Yeah. (CLEARS THROAT)

(GRUNTING)

VIGILANTE: Psst!

Psst! Hey!

Hey, dude.

That was a really
interesting conversation

- that you guys had.
- The f*ck you doing here, man?

I followed you guys
in my Vigilante-mobile.

When'd you get a Vigilante-mobile?

- You've been in it.
- The Sebring?

Can you believe this m*therf*cker?

VIGILANTE: (OVER RADIO) Oh, my God.

Is that the f*ckin' trashcan guy?

VIGILANTE: What do you want me to do?

Paint it purple and put
a big red V on the hood?

- I'd get instantly pulled over.
- No, just don't call it

a f*ckin' Vigilante-mobile.
It's a Sebring.

- (FOOTSTEPS APPROACHING)
- VIGILANTE: What? f*ck!

MURN: (OVER RADIO)
We know he's there, Peacemaker.

Dude, they know you're here.
Get out of the bushes.

VIGILANTE: I don't know
what you're talking about.

What is he supposed to be,
a talking bush?

I... I don't even understand
what he's trying to do.

(SIGHING) f*ck.

Vigilante needs to stay there with you.

I don't want him going out
and f*cking this up.

- Dude.
- What?

You're a f*cking clown.

- (CHUCKLES)
- (COMPUTER CHIMES)

All right, that's
definitely photoshopped.

No, it's not. It says
it right. "Berenstain".

A-I, like "ain". Berenstain.

VIGILANTE: Why don't we just
take out the bodyguards

and storm inside?

The bodyguards are probably just
innocents hired to protect them.

Right, okay. Is that the answer?

sh*t.

HARCOURT: The Berenstain Bears
are in the dining room.

Copy that. I don't have eyes.

Peacemaker, do you have
a sh*t on Papa Bear?

Not quite yet.

What the f*ck?

They're pouring some sort
of honey-colored goo into bowls.

- They're butterflies.
- How do you know?

What the f*ck?

Uh, there's some sort of purple things

- growing out of their mouths.
- Peacemaker, take 'em out!

- Even the kids?
- MURN: Yes! All four bears, now!

If you have a sh*t,
terminate 'em immediately!

(PEACEMAKER BREATHING HEAVILY)

(SLURPING)

- (WHISPERING) f*ck.
- MURN: Peacemaker, g*dd*mn it,

- take the sh*t!
- I don't know if I can hit them.

They're clear. Take the sh*t.

(BREATHING HEAVILY)

You should've put a dove
on the g*n! f*ck!

Take a breath, Smith. Steady yourself.

g*dd*mn it!

Waller gave us a k*ller who can't k*ll!

(EXHALES)

(EXHALES)

VIGILANTE: Hey, dude,
move over for a sec.

(BREATHES HEAVILY)

(VIGILANTE HUMMING)

- (g*nsh*t)
- (GASPS)

Mama Bear, out.

(VIGILANTE CONTINUES HUMMING)

- (g*nsh*t)
- Billy Bear, out.

(VIGILANTE HUMMING)

(g*nsh*t)

Susie Bear, out.

(SIGHS)

VIGILANTE: And now, Papa Bear, ou...

(JUDOMASTER YELLS)

- (BOTH GRUNTING)
- ♪ (UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING) ♪

Kiai!

What's "kiai"?

It's a martial arts term,
it means convergence of energy.

Judomaster. Harcourt, do you copy?

(GRUNTS)

(GROANS)

- (JUDOMASTER GRUNTS)
- (PEACEMAKER GROANS)

- (GROANS)
- (GRUNTS)

MURN: (OVER RADIO) Harcourt,
Peacemaker, do you copy?


- VIGILANTE: Oh, sh*t!
- (g*nshots)

(GRUNTING)

- (GROANS)
- Do you copy?

(GRUNTING OVER RADIO)

f*ck.

♪ (DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING) ♪

Adebayo.

John, watch the front gate.
Make sure no one leaves.

- How am I supposed to stop 'em?
- Any way you can!


If anyone lets 'em know
what we're up to here,

we're f*cked!

(SIGHS) Obviously, he feels anger.

♪ (DRAMATIC MUSIC CONTINUES) ♪

(GRUNTING)

(VIGILANTE GROANS)

- (VIGILANTE YELLS)
- sh*t.

- VIGILANTE: f*ck, dude!
- Sorry.

(GROANS)

VIGILANTE: Uh, no.
No, f*ck this. No way.

It's over. You won. Fair fight.
I got... I gotta go. f*ck!

(JUDOMASTER SHRIEKS)

VIGILANTE: No, no, no, no! (GROANING)

- (SNARLS)
- (GROANING)

Kiai!

Let's get them inside. (PANTS)

(g*n COCKING)

Stay right there.

Oh, sh*t.

- Who are you?
- HARCOURT: Oh, Jesus.

I don't want you to get hurt.
Just stay there.

- (g*n COCKS)
- LEOTA: Drop your w*apon.

- ♪ (SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYING) ♪
- Hands in the air.

All right, I'm cool.

- You work for Royland Goff?
- Yes.

You one of them?

- One of what?
- Adebayo, what are you doing?

- Take care of it.
- Take care of what?

I'm... I'm not one of anything.
I'm former Secret Service and...

- I don't think he's one of them.
- It doesn't matter.

He's seen us!

And Peacemaker needs our help, now!

Listen, I... I... I haven't
seen anything, okay?

My wife's name is Marianne...

- Why are you prolonging this?
- We've been married years.

- People are depending on us!
- We have three kids.

- Mason, Declan, and Jaden.
- We don't have a g*dd*mn choice!

- Adebayo, what the f*ck?
- I love them more than anything

in the world. Don't do this!

- (g*nsh*t)
- (LEOTA SHRIEKS)

(SIGHS)

- (PANTS)
- I'm sorry. I...

I've never k*lled anyone.

Well, your streak's still going.

Make sure he's clean.

Murn will want a sample if he's not.

(EXHALES HEAVILY)

Oh, God.

(SHUDDERS)

HARCOURT: Hey.

Oh, good. Harcourt.

Peacemaker isn't here.
Can you track him?

HARCOURT: Yeah.

He's in the house.
His heart's still b*ating.

♪ (SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYING) ♪

(DISTANT CRUNCHING)

- (PLASTIC BAG CRINKLING)
- (JUDOMASTER CHEWING)

(GROANS)

(CRUNCHING)

Try the side door.

The bodyguard wasn't a butterfly.

HARCOURT: Great.

You're f*ckin' adorable.
I want to put you in my pocket.

I want to take you home,
play with you with my GI Joes.

Just don't f*ck Chewbacca.
Here's a little-known fact.

Wookies have teeth
on their assh*le. That's canon.

Hey, and remember to wave
when I put you away

in my special box, 'cause
if you get stuck in there,

- you'll suffocate.
- f*ck you.

You remind me of a sh*t
I took last night, only Asian.

Oh, big man.

Hey, nice costume, bro. Little tight.

You can count the veins in your d*ck.

Big, swole man. So tough.

PEACEMAKER: You know,
I'm gonna keep you around,

in case I snap my Achilles tendon,

I'll replace it with your
whole f*ckin' body.

That way, you can help me flex my toes

for the rest of my life. Thank you.

Remember when I f*cked you up?

What you eatin' there,
Flamin' Hot Cheetos?

Yes.

- Want some?
- PEACEMAKER: Yeah.

(GROANS)

Ow, f*ck. All right.
f*ck, I... I get it.

(YELLS) f*ck, man!

What the f*ck do they put in Cheetos?

- (GRUNTS)
- (GROANS) Seriously, stop!

f*ck!

♪ ("SIX FEET UNDER"
BY KISSIN' DYNAMITE PLAYING) ♪

♪ It feels good here six feet under ♪

♪ And I still wait and wonder ♪

♪ How could I stay there all the time? ♪

♪ In my grave it's warm and cozy ♪

♪ It's safe no one disturbs me ♪

♪ I feel fine until the end of time ♪

♪ I've got some sad girl
some bitch is crying ♪


♪ Some poor souls more
that are whining ♪


♪ Six sh*ts in the back
thanks for the att*ck ♪


- ♪ It feels good ♪
- ♪ Six feet, six feet under... ♪


VIGILANTE: What the f*ck?

- ♪ Six feet, six feet under ♪
- ♪ This place is mine ♪


♪ Six feet, six feet under ♪

- ♪ This place is what I find ♪
- ♪ Six feet ♪


- ♪ It's all mine ♪
- ♪ Under ♪


- ♪ It's my home ♪
- ♪ Six feet, six feet under ♪


- ♪ I'm alone ♪
- ♪ Six feet, six feet under ♪


- ♪ No one controls ♪
- ♪ Six feet, six... ♪


Take the tunnel to the forest.

From there, get to Glan Tai,
let them know

- what's occurred here.
- Yes.

♪ In some nights I think of lifetime ♪

♪ Sunlight and how the stars shine ♪

♪ Bit by bit I forget 'bout it ♪

♪ But I guess I'm feeling happy ♪

♪ Unstressed and sometimes sappy ♪

♪ On my own... ♪

(BEEPS)

Oh, sh*t. We're over them.
There's a basement.

Where the hell's the door?

♪ Some sad girl some bitch is crying ♪

♪ Some poor souls more
that are whining ♪


- ♪ Six sh*ts in the back ♪
- (MACHINE HUMS)

♪ Thanks for the att*ck ♪

- ♪ It feels good ♪
- ♪ Six feet, six feet under ♪


- ♪ It feels fine ♪
- ♪ Six feet, six feet under ♪


- ♪ This place is mine ♪
- ♪ Six feet, six feet under ♪


(LEOTA GASPS)

- ♪ This place is what I find ♪
- ♪ Six feet ♪


- ♪ It's all mine ♪
- ♪ Under ♪


- ♪ It's my home ♪
- ♪ Six feet, six feet under ♪


- ♪ I'm alone ♪
- ♪ Six feet, six feet... ♪


(GASPS)

- ♪ No one controls ♪
- ♪ Six feet, six feet under ♪


♪ This place is six feet under ♪

f*ck.

♪ Six feet under... ♪

Wait, wait. Wait, wait, no, no, no!

- No! (GRUNTS)
- ♪ (MUSIC FADES) ♪

- What are you doing?
- If I keep changing

my facial expressions, he won't be able

to recognize me in a lineup!

You need to tell me what
you know, how you know it,

and who sent you.
Otherwise, you will know pain

- unlike ever before.
- I'm not telling you sh*t!

- (ELECTRICITY BUZZES)
- (SCREAMS)

f*ck!

Does that change your mind?

Sorry, pal, not for sale.

- What?
- Give it all you got!

No, no, no, no! (SCREAMS)

How do you like that?

I like it. I like it a lot.
I don't give a f*ck!

You're not gonna break me, m*therf*cker!

Oh, good God, no!
No, no, no, no, no, p...

(SCREAMS) Oh, f*ck.

(THUDDING)

g*dd*mn it! (GRUNTING)

MURN: Peel off the back
and put it on the door.

f*ck!

What is it?

Experimental ARGUS device,
an adhesive expl*sive.

I just have to link it up
to this program.

(RETCHES)

Why are you licking it?

I thought it was an adhesive,
like an envelope.

You just have to peel off
the back and stick it on there.

I'm sorry, I just... Ugh.

(GROANS, BREATHES HEAVILY)

Hey.

Aren't you Gut Chase's younger brother?

The one who was playing
D&D all the time?

(VIGILANTE GROANING)

Since then I've turned my body
into an instrument of vengeance.

Dude, that's admirable.

Your body's way more toned
than it used to be.

- (GROANS) Thanks.
- I mean, you were always wiry,

but solid frame.
Good foundation, I guess.

- (CHUCKLES)
- Yeah.

PEACEMAKER: Hey, hey.

Don't worry. I'm not giving
this guy anything.

Uh, maybe you could just
give him a little?

(BEEPING)

ECONOMOS: Oh, you f*cking fucker.

f*ck! f*ck.

No, not the f*cking car,
you little fucker!

So, pure pain couldn't get you to talk.

What about the fear of losing
something more permanent,

like a toe? I'll start with his pinky.

What? My pinky? Why me again?

This one's obviously the alpha,
more likely to have knowledge.

And humans are, above all,
creatures of empathy.

The best way to get them to talk

is to hurt the ones they love most.

- What?
- f*ck it!

Cut off all his toes, I don't care!

Dude, if someone doesn't
have their pinky toe,

they'd fall over!

It's the most important toe
in the human body!

I don't think that's true.

Well, it is. I read it
on the internet! (SCREAMS)

(GROANING)

♪ (SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYING) ♪

(BEEPS)

God! (CRIES)

- Ugh.
- VIGILANTE: No! (SCREAMING)

(BEEPS)

Worked in the lab, damn it.

- (GROANS)
- GOFF: Why is it not coming off?

'Cause your blades are dull
as f*ck, man! (SCREAMS)

Why don't you maintain
your t*rture sh*t? (GROANS)

- Jesus f*cking Christ!
- (RETCHES)

(BEEPS)

(SIGHS) I guess it's not working.

(GROANING)

♪ ("CHOOSE ME"
BY BAND-MAID PLAYING ON RADIO) ♪

♪ (MUSIC ENDS ABRUPTLY) ♪

- (SHRIEKS)
- (GRUNTS)

(GRUNTS)

(SHRIEKS)

(GRUNTING)

No!

- Peace out, m*therf*cker.
- (SHRIEKS)

(g*nsh*t)

(PANTING)

ECONOMOS: Oh. Oh. Holy sh*t.

Oh, my God.

f*ck. (GRUNTS)

Oh.

Oh, sh*t.

f*ck.

(EXHALES)

- Ugh.
- (JUDOMASTER GROANING)

Hey, stop where you are!

Ah, f*ck. I said stop!

- (YELLS)
- (GROANS)

- (YELLS)
- (GROANS)

(WHEEZING)

Oh, come on. Really?

(GRUNTING)

(SIGHS)

Whoo! (LAUGHS)

Economos, m*therf*cker.

Yeah.

Kiai!

- (LEOTA COUGHING)
- Are you all right?

Yeah. (GROANS)

(GROANS)

(MURN COUGHING)

Are you all right?

LEOTA: We're coming, Smith!

We're trying! (COUGHS)

Smith? Smith?

We're okay. We're down here.

(GROANS) I think he only
cut off about half my toe.

Hey, what'd you say your name was again?

Adrian.

I need to put my mask back on
in case they come down.

(PANTING)

(FLESH SQUELCHING)

What the...

♪ ("PUSH PUSH (LADY LIGHTNING)"
BY BANG CAMARO PLAYING) ♪

(CREATURE SCREECHES)

♪ Oh! ♪

♪ Come on! ♪

(CREATURE CHITTERS)

(CHITTERS)

♪ Ooh, come on I wanna take you higher ♪

♪ Ooh, come on... ♪

Oh. Project Butterfly.

(CHITTERS)

♪ Push! Push! Lady Lightning! ♪

♪ Push! Push! ♪

(BEEPING)

♪ Ooh, come on I wanna take you higher ♪

♪ Ooh, come on
let's make electric fire ♪


♪ Push! Push! Lady Lightning! ♪

♪ Push! Push! ♪

♪ Push! Push! Lady Lightning! ♪

♪ Push! Push! ♪

♪ Push! Push! Push! Push! ♪

- ♪ Push! Push! Lady Lightning! ♪
- ♪ Whoa ♪


- ♪ Push! Push! ♪
- ♪ Whoa ♪


- ♪ Push! Push! Lady Lightning! ♪
- ♪ Whoa ♪


- ♪ Push! Push! ♪
- ♪ Whoa ♪


♪ (MUSIC CONCLUDES) ♪

- Dude.
- What?

If you f*ck up this mission,
I will k*ll your f*ckin' family.

(LAUGHING) Oh, okay. Good luck.

A little late for that.

You guys got beer?
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