02x01 - Brace-Off Adventure

[bunniefuu]

- ♪ Look up there ♪
- ♪ What do you see? ♪

♪ Nature and stuff ♪

- ♪ Like a rock ♪
- ♪ And a tree ♪

♪ Oh, the Great North ♪

♪ Way up here,
you can breathe the air ♪

♪ Catch some fish ♪

♪ Or gaze at a bear ♪

♪ Wow ♪

♪ Oh, the Great North ♪

♪ Here we live, oh, oh ♪

♪ Here we'll stay, oh, whoo ♪

♪ From longest night
to longest day ♪

♪ In the Great North. ♪

[cheering]

Hello, I'm Judy Tobin.

And I'm going to tell you
a story about a day.

You know when you have one
of those really great days?

- You look like you do.
- Please don't point at me.

One of those days when you get
to the drive-through at :

and they still sell you a hash brown.

Or when you fart
but someone else farts louder

and at the same time.
Do you guys need more examples?

I wouldn't mind one
or two more, honestly.

I just need you to understand,
and I need you to understand...

in the form of a musical
that's a tribute

to many other musicals.

♪ ♪

♪ I have a big appointment ♪

♪ This morning ♪

♪ There's no way
that I could feel low ♪

♪ Because the place
I'm excited to be going ♪

♪ Is my absolute favorite place to go ♪

♪ You're probably going,
"Judy, where you going?" ♪

♪ "Is it Bermuda
or maybe Bora Bora?" ♪

♪ No, the place that I am taking me ♪

♪ Is what Paris wishes it could be ♪

♪ And makes me feel
like Mary Tyler Moore-ah ♪

♪ And I'm throwing my hat in ♪

♪ Whatever city she did that in ♪

♪ Maybe it was Manhattan ♪

♪ Hold on, I have to let my cat in ♪

I have a cat in this story,
because I needed the rhyme.

Okay, stop... don't
show me your anus.

♪ When I said my favorite place,
what I meant is ♪

♪ I'm headed to the dentist ♪

♪ A toast to today 'cause
I'm going to the dentist ♪

♪ A toast to today ♪

♪ Yes, the dentist
is my friend-est ♪

♪ Some toast you say? ♪

♪ That sounds delightful ♪

♪ I think I'm gonna
have a bite-ful ♪

♪ Of some toast for today ♪

Yep, I was thinking
about the dentist.

But the rest of my family
was thinking about

what they always think about
in the morning.

♪ Some toast for today ♪

♪ You can keep
your eggs and bacon ♪

♪ There's only one road
that I'm takin' ♪

♪ Eating un-toasted bread ♪

♪ I'd rather be dead ♪

♪ Some toast,
some toast for today ♪

Hot damn. Toast jam.

Hope Mrs. Toastie is ready
for a back-to-back morning.

She's never let us down
since we rescued her

ten years ago from the
closing-down Olive Garden.

We chose her over the blender,
and she's been so grateful.

- ♪ A toast to today ♪
- ♪ Some toast for today ♪

♪ We love bagels,
buns and strudels ♪

♪ Some toast for today ♪

♪ A day without toast
is just brutal ♪

- ♪ A toast to today ♪
- ♪ Some toast for today ♪

♪ I love toast and I mean this ♪

- ♪ Some toast for today ♪
- ♪ If I could, I'd toast my penis ♪

You shouldn't do that, son.

♪ Some people put the dentist ♪

♪ On top of their fears ♪

♪ But I've been
a dentist lover for years ♪

♪ I've had retainer, spacers,
headgear, now braces ♪

♪ I go so much, the staff
greets me with embraces ♪

♪ Why make one piece of toast
when you can make three? ♪

♪ I must go floss
to prepare for thee! ♪

- ♪ A toast to today ♪
- ♪ Some toast for today ♪

- Aah!
- Mrs. Toastie, no!

- You're toasting yourself!
- Save her, Dad! Save her!

Let me do mouth-to-mouth
on her slot.

Sweetie, no.

♪ Attention, students ♪

♪ What is it? What is it? ♪

♪ I have a big announcement ♪

Forget about the test
I have to take in a minute.

Or the fact that
it's my birthday today

and nobody remembered.
What's up with you, Judy?

I'm so glad you asked.

I have a dentist appointment today!

♪ It's where I got my look ♪

- ♪ The key to my beauty ♪
- Look at those braces.

♪ Braces, braces, braces, braces ♪

- ♪ Must be Judy ♪
- ♪ A toast to today ♪

♪ Nothing's getting in my way ♪

Judy, big news.

Not now, Gill!
This is my fantasy!

- No, you're gonna want to hear this.
- Okay, one second.

♪ A toast to today. ♪

- What's up?
- You know that open mic

you're always
talking about going to?

- In Death Cliff?
- What's Death Cliff?

It's a town a ferry ride away.

It's just named that because,
during the Gold Rush,

they used the cliff
for the death penalty.

But now it's full
of hang gliders. [sighs]

And they barely ever die.

Anyway, there's this
really cool café there

that has an over- open mic
every Friday.

It's called
The Dark Side of the Mug.

They have wine and CBD lattes.

My mom goes there to relax
when her candles

- "just aren't cutting it."
- And on my st birthday,

I intend to go there
to perform a one-woman musical

and have a glass
of sauvignon blanc.

[scoffs]
Judy, we're going this Friday.

The bouncer got bad LASIK surgery,

so he's been letting
everyone in because he's too

embarrassed to admit he
can't actually see the IDs.

Wait, so we're gonna sneak in?

Oh, um, well, I wish I could,

but even if I got in, there's
no way they'd let me stay in.

I'd be kicked out
'cause of my braces.

They always give me away
as too young.

Remember when I got turned
away from that R-rated movie,

Sex Vacation?
Trust me, I am bummed to say this,

I'm just devastated, but you'll have
to go to the open mic without me.

Judy, if you just want to come
over to my house instead,

- we can play with my hamster.
- Gill, no! But

- Peanut Butter's still alive?
- He's .

So now you're thinking, "Wait.

"You just said you couldn't go
to the open mic night.

So why are you here?
At the open mic night?"

Are we allowed to heckle yet?

Well, I was about
to meet someone

who would change everything.

♪ Graduation day is behind me ♪

♪ I've leveled up in life ♪

♪ I finished school ♪

♪ There'll be no more teachers ♪

♪ Naggin' me like a wife ♪

Yeah, you heard me right...
I don't have a wife yet,

but if I did,
she'd be very nice to me.

♪ I am Dr. Gary, and I'm
no longer the apprentice ♪

♪ Startin' today
I make my own rules ♪

♪ 'Cause I'm a licensed dentist ♪

♪ No need to send reminders ♪

♪ Come whenever feels right ♪

♪ I'm not your typical dentist,
I'm a freakin' delight ♪

♪ The world is ready for
a dentist who understands ♪

♪ I've got my hands
in your mouth ♪

♪ And your mouth in my hands ♪

GIBBONS: Judy Tobin,
your dad's here to pick you up.

- [students oohing]
- It's time!

♪ Your teeth will think I'm cool ♪

♪ Although they cannot say it ♪

♪ I got a k*ller playlist ♪

♪ You'll wanna sing
when I play it ♪

It's got a Macklemore remix
of "Gangnam Style." Oops!

Oh, poop. I don't think that's
supposed to be happening.

How do I turn this thing off?
Carol! Help?

Oh, hello, Carol.
I trust I don't need to sign in.

Everybody has to sign in.
You know that, Judy.

Is my favorite dentist/
orthodontist/

very close female friend
ready for me?

She's actually out today,
but her new partner is in.

Interesting.

Oh, hello. I'm Judy.

I'm probably gonna be one
of your favorite patients.

I actually like dentists.
My mouth is in your hands.

and you still
got those braces on?

Huh. That must be a bummer.

♪ Your mouth is in my hands ♪

♪ And I'm a dental freak ♪

♪ Well, this dentist's
got great news ♪

♪ I'll be taking your braces off ♪

- ♪ This week. ♪
- What?!

Yeah, that's right...
Dr. Gary was gonna

take my braces off.

Have you seen the movie
Face/Off?

Well, this rhymes with that.
This was Brace/Off.

Yes! My favorite kind of story

is one that rhymes with another,
unrelated story.

♪ ♪

♪ He'll be taking
my braces off ♪

♪ Might as well be taking
my faces off ♪

♪ They've always been my thing ♪

♪ Like the hobbits and that ring ♪

Or Zach Braff's smile.

♪ This is supposed
to be a great moment ♪

♪ I'll be new and improved ♪

♪ So why am I the one
feeling removed? ♪

- [meows]
- [sighs]

I'm so happy
I have you in this story.

Can we cool it with the
anus business? Come on.

[sighs]

Uh-oh. A flop and a sigh.
What's going on, Jude?

Ever since Dr. Gary said
I'm getting my braces off,

- I've felt... sad?
- Well, you were always going

to get them off eventually.
It's a part of growing up.

Like learning to shave your legs,

and then not caring enough
to do it.

But, Judy, once your teeth are
out of those little wire jails,

you can do anything.
The day after I got mine off,

I went right over
to the car dealership and,

through a series
of miscommunications,

got trapped in a car trunk
for three days.

I guess I better go look in the
mirror and sigh a little bit more.

Good luck with
your sighing, Judy.

Remember to breath
from your diaphragm!

Okay, now I know everyone's still
devastated about Mrs. Toastie.

But you know what
they say about grief:

just swallow your pain,
try to forget about it,

drink if you have to, then
move on as quickly as possible.

So we went over to Junkyard
Kyle's to find a replacement.

Meet... Mr. Toastie.

[all aahing]

We don't deserve toasters.

♪ Some toast for today ♪

♪ Our old toaster is in heaven ♪

♪ Some toast for today ♪

♪ That's why we bought you, Kevin ♪

Wait, I thought his
name was Mr. Toastie?

Yeah. Mr. Kevin Toastie, Esq.

He's a butler and a lawyer.
Busy guy.

♪ Some toast for today ♪

♪ We love you from here to Venus ♪

♪ Some toast for today ♪

♪ Today's the day I toast my penis! ♪

Wolf, please don't.

I can't believe
this toaster was free.

There's absolutely
nothing wrong with it.

- Mr. Toastie!
- Aah!

No! Moose koosh ba-goosh.
Not again!

Judy, Ham told me
about your braces.

Now you can come to
the open mic night with us.

[Judy groans]

I know what you're thinking.
That my feelings

about getting my braces off
were somehow related

to the dread I was having
about actually

sneaking into
a -and-over open mic.

Ugh. Is anybody else's table wobbly?

Oh, my God, Steven,
pay attention!

I'm so excited. Maybe we'll
meet some -year-old twins

who both play guitar.

- [whispers] Sounds great.
- [school bell rings]

You want me to wait for you
for lunch?

Oh, no, you go ahead.
I'll catch up in a minute.

[Judy sighs]

[sighs heavily]

[groans] Okay, fine.

I'm engaging.
What's going on, Judy?

I just have a lot of emotions
in my body currently.

Mostly happy ones, I think.

Happy, huh? That's why
you stayed in here for lunch,

to sit alone with a teacher?

I'm getting my braces off tomorrow.

- Okay, that seems... good?
- Well, it's just... [sighs]

You know, at first I thought
I didn't want them off

because it's kind of my "thang."

- Judy, no.
- Sorry. Thing.

But I stayed up all night
worrying about it

and now I think
it might be more than that.

Maybe it's not about the braces,

but it's about what they,
uh, symbolize.

Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.
I don't follow.

Ugh! I'm eating lunch
in the bathroom from now on.

Listen, maybe this is less about
what you're leaving behind

and more about what you're
heading towards.

You know? You have braces
when you're...?

- Me?
- Young! When you're young, Judy.

Getting your braces off means
you won't look like a kid anymore.

It's a big step towards adulthood.

And maybe you've picked up
from pop culture

that all adults do is sit around
and long for their youth,

à la Mr. Bruce Springsteen.

But that can't be right.
Adulthood is probably exciting.

Oh, Judy, you pleasant little fool.

♪ I thought I was going
to be Edgar Allan Poe ♪

♪ But now I just yell at teens
about where candy wrappers go ♪

They go in the trash,
not next to the trash.

♪ No one will ever read my novel ♪

♪ No one will ever
hear the audiobook ♪

♪ I do all the voices ♪

♪ Quoth the Raven:
You've made poor choices ♪

- Wait, what's happening?
- We're on a merry-go-round.

That's a good metaphor
for adulthood, right?

You're just going around
and around in circles

wishing you had a better horse.

Oh, look, I got a brown one that
doesn't go up and down anymore.

Yippee for me. And when it
comes to adulthood, you better...

- ♪ Brace yourself ♪
- Whoa!

♪ There're so many choices
you have to make ♪

♪ Brace yourself, every choice
might be a mistake ♪

We're in the mall?
But why are we in Toast by Jan?

So we can confirm all your

deepest fears about adulthood,
obviously.

♪ You think I grew up
dreaming of selling bread? ♪

♪ I was on my way to Harvard
to study pre-med ♪

♪ But then I got pregnant,
stayed in Lone Moose ♪

♪ Opened up this shop ♪

♪ Now my only patients
are toasters that won't pop ♪

Aah! What? What's happening?

♪ Brace yourself ♪

♪ You are right to be concerned ♪

♪ Brace yourself, one wrong
step and you'll get b*rned ♪

So, Jan wishes
she went to med school.

- All right, I'll just become a doctor.
- You don't get it, do you?

♪ I went to med school
and become a doctor ♪

♪ But you know what?
I wish I traveled ♪

♪ I always dream of Greece ♪

♪ When I'm tying up a boring
belly button ♪

♪ That's unraveled ♪

So I'll travel a lot, no problem.

♪ Oh, no, you're mistaken ♪

♪ A life of travel is not prime ♪

♪ I traveled all through France
and got b*at up by a mime ♪

He also stole
my traveler's checks.

♪ Brace yourself ♪

♪ There's no planning,
there's no luck ♪

♪ Brace yourself ♪

♪ No matter what you choose,
it might suck ♪

No! I'm not ready! I get it.
I can't win.

- Just make it stop!
- ♪ Brace yourself. ♪

Where are we now?

We're at your work. Your shift
started ten minutes ago.

Disappearance smoke!

JUDY: And then that was it.

I worked my mall shift,
went home,

met the brand-new Rockin'
Roller Toaster that

Wolf and Honeybee brought
home from Toast by Jan,

brushed my braces goodbye,
and fell asleep.

And then it was time to
get my braces off.

Was I nervous? Well, let's just
say my diarrhea had goose bumps.

Okay. Okay. Okay.

Okay, okay.

Okay, okay. Okay.

Okay, okay, okay.

Let's play some mood music,
'cause this is

kind of a funeral for your childhood.

You ever heard of the Beatles?

No! I mean, yes, I've heard
of the Beatles. Everyone has.

But you can't
take my braces off! Bye!

[panting]

- Judy! Hi!
- Uh, hi?

Hop in. It's me!
Your tooth, Amberley.

And I've got all your other
teeth up here. Join us!

Um...

It's ten dollars for your ticket.

Just kidding. We're teeth,
what would we do with money?

Buy dr*gs?
[laughs]

- Judy!
- Quick! Before that dentist catches you!

♪ ♪

So... anybody seen any...
TV shows lately?

We only get to see them
a little bit.

You usually keep your mouth
closed while you watch.

- I'd love to see Bosch.
- Or a p*rn.

So, what are we, uh...?

We really don't want you
to get your braces off, Judy.

Without the braces,
what's gonna happen to us?

Are we all gonna fall out?
Like the babies?!

beautiful babies.
All gone.

As long as we all stay here
and never get off,

- nothing bad will ever happen to us.
- That's a relief.

Wait.
We're going to Death Cliff?

Where the
over- open mic night is?

No! I don't want to go!

What if it's like my teacher says?

I go, I meet the perfect guy,
and I marry him,

and he turns out to be one of
those guys who needs the waiter

to think he's funny at dinner.

Yeah, that's an extremely valid concern
and you're not overreacting.

♪ Stay with us ♪

♪ Stay on the bus ♪

♪ Oh, we'll all stay here together ♪

- ♪ Stay with us ♪
- ♪ Stay with us ♪

- ♪ Don't leave the bus ♪
- ♪ Don't leave the bus ♪

♪ Yeah, we'll be braced
in here forever ♪

♪ I feel safe here, I think I'll stay ♪

Great choice.
Help yourself to some crudités.

♪ And stay here ♪

♪ The doors are all locked anyway ♪

- Sorry, what?
- ♪ Stay with us ♪

- ♪ Stay on the bus ♪
- ♪ Stay with us ♪

♪ Stay on the bus ♪

It seems like we're speeding up.

Are we speeding up?
Wait. Is that a college out there?

I bet they have art classes.

Should we get off
and check it out?

- We never get off the bus.
- Never?

♪ The bus has everything
you need ♪

♪ Teeth, and teeth,
and teeth, and teeth ♪

Wait, my hopes and dreams!
Stop the bus!

♪ One way to be safe for sure ♪

♪ Is to be our prisoner ♪

♪ Think of the chaos it could bring ♪

♪ If you try literally anything ♪

♪ We're here to protect you ♪

But you're not protecting me...
Ow! You're holding me back.

And you're actually biting me!
I'm driving.

- You guys are freaking maniacs!
- ♪ Stay with us ♪

♪ Stay on the bus ♪

- ♪ Stay with us ♪
- ♪ Stay on the bus now ♪

♪ I can't breathe underwater ♪

♪ I'm going to die ♪

- ♪ Die with us ♪
- ♪ Die on the bus ♪

♪ Die with us ♪

- ♪ Die on the bus. ♪
- No!

I have to live! I have to try!

I've never even seen Vanilla Sky!

[screams]

[gasps]

[panting]
Just a dream.

It's so weird,
I have seen Vanilla Sky.

What are you doing up
at : a.m., Judy?

Oh, did inspiration strike?
Should I get the paint?

I had a nightmare about my braces.

I mean, at first I thought
I didn't want them off

because they were my thing...
you know, like...

- Zach Braff's smile?
- Mm-hmm.

But now I think
I should get my braces off

because I don't want
to be held back.

But that also means
I'm going to look old enough

to sneak
into an over- coffee shop.

Dark Side of the Mug?

I once met a ribbon dancer there.

- She stole a thousand dollars from me.
- That's the place. Ugh!

Soon I'll have to decide
where to go to college

and how far away
I'll have to live from my family

and whether I'll become
a doctor, or travel.

I mean, there are
some aggressive mimes out there,

and no matter how confident I am
in whatever decision I make,

it could still turn out horrible anyway.

I want my braces on,
but I also want them off!

How can I feel both
at the same time?

Judy, that's kind of
what becoming an adult is.

You're never really sure.

You just make the best choice
you can and see what happens.

But you don't have to make
any big decisions tonight.

♪ Becoming an adult
really isn't all that bad ♪

♪ You can move away or you
could stay closer to your dad ♪

I like the second one,
but no pressure.

♪ Life is like a buffet,
delicious and disgusting ♪

♪ You can have fun
no matter what you do ♪

♪ Tax accounting or ghost busting ♪

♪ Sure, it might be terrible,
but it also might be great ♪

♪ You're on your own schedule ♪

♪ There's no such thing
as early or late ♪

♪ So you can pace yourself ♪

♪ Who knows what great things
will come your way? ♪

♪ Pace yourself ♪

♪ No need to make
big decisions today... ♪

I know it's : a.m.,
but we saw the light on

- and caught some FOMO.
- I'm just reminding Judy

she doesn't have to dread
growing up,

and you can't be afraid to try things.

Three years ago,
I tried some sparkling water.

[chuckles] It's a little too lively
for my throat,

- but, hey, no regrets.
- HONEYBEE: ♪ And I tried ♪

♪ Moving to Alaska ♪

- ♪ So far, so good ♪
- ♪ So great! ♪

I mean, when I decided
to grow that rattail...

♪ Nobody liked it ♪

♪ But I got through it ♪

♪ And then one day
my friend Cheesecake ♪

♪ Just ripped it clean off my head ♪
And that was that.

♪ And, Judy, you were nervous ♪

- ♪ About becoming a high schooler ♪
- Oh. Hey, Ham.

♪ Now you're as beloved
as Paula Abdul ♪

♪ Hup! Pace yourself ♪

♪ Whoo! There's no right
and there's no wrong, hup! ♪

♪ Pace yourself, whoo! ♪

♪ Now, Moon,
finish up this song, hup! ♪

♪ You will be shocked
by all the good ♪

♪ That your life brings ♪

♪ I'm old enough ♪

♪ I know these things ♪

- ♪ Hup! ♪
- ♪ Pace yourself. ♪

Not again!

Not the Rockin' Roller Toaster!

♪ No toast for today. ♪

What the fruit punch is going on
with these flub dub toasters?

Wolf, have you checked out
this outlet?

I haven't.
O-oh! You're right.

It's a good-looking outlet.

That's not what I mean.
All these years,

and I didn't realize
it was a -volt outlet.

Mrs. Toastie d*ed of natural causes.

She was old, yeah, but she
was also a restaurant toaster.

She could handle
that kind of power,

- but these newer toasters can't.
- And here we thought

there was something wrong
with our toasters.

But the real problem was
actually buried a little deeper.

Oh, yeah.
That happens sometimes.

We should check out
the other outlets, too.

Judy, will you... Judy?

- Judy?
- [car horn honking]

- Ready for my appointment, Dad.
- It's in five hours, Jude.

But, hey, if you want to wait
in there, fine by me.

I'll bring out a book.

I was finally ready
to say goodbye to my braces

- and hello to adulthood.
- Finally is right.

They have got to shut off
her microphone.

- [clears throat loudly]
- HELENA: Judy.

Dr. Helena? You're back.

I was in Orlando reconnecting
with an old boyfriend.

Nothing like the stress
of a water park

to remind you why you broke up.
You ready?

I'm really glad you'll be the
one removing my braces today.

Removing your braces?
Is that what Dr. Gary said?

Aw, what up, J-dawg?
Thought I heard the nerd alert.

- Ha-ha! Kidding. Kinda.
- Gary, why would you tell Judy

that her braces
are ready to come off?

Um, I don't know if you
heard the nerd alert earlier,

but Judy deals with that
every day, all the time.

Wee-ooo-wee-ooo!
Just constantly.

General Dork of the Nerd Patrol
reporting for duty!

- Hup, hup!
- Hey.

I'm sorry, sweetie, but your braces
aren't quite ready to be removed.

Whoa, whoa, whoa.
I'm a dentist now.

You need to respect me
as your colleague, Helena.

Yes, I am your colleague,

but first and foremost
I am your mother.

♪ You just don't get it, Mom,
you're a loser ♪

- ♪ This ain't right ♪
- ♪ Loser, huh? ♪

♪ I guess this loser's
cancelling taco night ♪

- ♪ What? You can't do that! ♪
- Yes, I can.

- [scoffs]
- Sorry, Judy,

you have what we call
"crazy teeth."

You'll need to keep your braces
on for a little bit longer,

and possibly have them off and
on for the rest of your life.

You mean it?!

So yeah, that's my
story, short and sweet.

It was not short, Judy.

You kids doing okay
on snacks down there?

Mom! Quiet, please!

Judy's summarizing
all that she's learned.

Thanks for letting us use
your basement

for our over- open mic night,
Mrs. Beavers.

Not a problem, kids.
I remember being too scared

to sneak into adult-only spaces
when I was your age.

I still have to get drunk to even
walk into the DMV.

[Steven scoffs]
We weren't scared.

The ferry price was
just way too high.

Yeah, five dollars each.
Crazy.

Plus, I was terrified.
My cousin's friend

did a CBD latte, and he thought
his friend Allen was a turkey,

and he tried to stick him
in an oven.

And it wasn't even Thanksgiving.

Okay.
So that was my first piece.

And now my second piece
is called

"Meditations on Changing for P.E."

- There I was...
- Judy! No! Absolutely not!

Okay, fine. Gil, you're up.

[clears throat]
My spoken-word poem

is about the person I
love most in this world.

Oh, no. Oh, God. Oh, Gill.

He has so many feelings for me.

- My hamster, Peanut Butter.
- Oh.

♪ Here I am, not a seagull,
but a sea-Gill ♪

♪ See? See my hands?
What am I holding? ♪

♪ I'm holding ham... ster ♪

♪ My hamster, Peanut Butter ♪

♪ Butter on my toast
this morning ♪

♪ As I ate it, I thought
about my ham... ster ♪

♪ My hamster, Peanut Butter ♪

♪ Together we can do anything,
anything we can do ♪

♪ Except open doors, because
he has no thumbs... ster ♪

♪ He's a hamster,
not a thumb-ster ♪

♪ Thumbs, thumbs up
for our friendship ♪

♪ May it last forever ♪

♪ But hamsters only live to
three, so let's make it count ♪

♪ One, two, three ♪

♪ Yeah, I can count,
my teacher taught me ♪

♪ My teacher, Mrs. Ham... ♪

♪ Ster, my hamster,
Peanut Butter. ♪