[MUSIC]
[THEME MUSIC PLAYING]
[DINGS] Oh!
[LAUGHING]
[GRUNTS]
[LAUGHING]
[RINGING]
Oh, no, the mission!
MONOGRAM: These are the stories
of the agents of the OWCA.
These are the OWCA Files.
♪ We got animal agents
wearing brown fedoras ♪
♪ If you're a villain
then you can't ignore us ♪
♪ Your evil plan
is gonna fall before us ♪
♪ I will explain it better
when we get to the chorus ♪
♪ 'Cause if you find yourself
hanging out on a limb ♪
♪ And your chances of survival
are increasingly slim ♪
♪ All the odds are stacked against you
and your prospects are grim ♪
♪ Call the Organization ♪
♪ Without a Cool Acronym ♪
- # It's the OWCA Files #
- # Yeah #
♪ It's the OWCA Files ♪
♪ It's the OWCA Files ♪
- # A come on #
- # It's the OWCA Files #
- # It's the OWCA Files #
- # The Organization Without a Cool Acronym #
♪ It's the OWCA Files ♪
♪ It's the OWCA Files ♪
♪ OWCA ♪
[MUSIC]
Huh?
[LAUGHING]
[DINGING]
Huh?
[ALL EXCLAIMING]
[WHISTLING]
[LAUGHING]
[ALL GRUMBLING]
[REVVING]
Whoa! Whoa! Whoa!
Agent P, stop right there.
Shut it down. Stop the exercise!
[WHIRRING]
Agent P, nowhere in the OWCA
training manual does it say,
"Abandon your team and apprehend
the suspect by yourself."
You're not a lone wolf anymore.
Your team lacks focus, and
they need your leadership.
[LAUGHING]
Learn to drive, you jerk.
Heck, one of your trainees
didn't even show up...
DOOFENSHMIRTZ: No, no, I'm here.
I'm here.
Just a little late, I'm here.
Phew!
But it's okay, I made this to help.
You can't sh**t that at a suspect!
Are you crazy?!
- It would blow them to smithereens!
- What's the big deal?
I blow up all the time.
Nevertheless, individually,
your scores look promising,
but there's still a big
problem with teamwork.
Hey, bub, it's just a piece
of clip art. [LAUGHING]
And, Doofenshmirtz,
you're lucky you're legally
considered an ocelot, or
you wouldn't be here at all.
Yeah, I'd say that's
probably the first time
anyone has described my
being abandoned by my parents
and raised by Central
American wild cats as lucky.
[PLAYING TRUMPET]
You're gonna be wearing that thing
in a second. [LAUGHS NERVOUSLY]
- Besides, I've, I've given up evil.
- Look, if you guys can't
pass this training exercise,
there's no way you'll complete
Town Square Riot, Freeway as*ault,
or Escape the Ancient Ruin.
Agent P, your trainees need to
learn how to work together as a team
or they're never gonna
earn their black hat bands.
And, uh, Karen?
Karen the Cat. Pay attention.
Karen. I'm over here.
[KAREN MEOWING]
Follow the light. That's right.
Now, you're going to have to do
the entire training exercise again.
[ALL CHEERING]
High five!
No, I'm not approving overtime.
We'll run it without you day players.
[ALL GROANING]
Come on, let's just storm out
as if we have somewhere else to go.
MONOGRAM: Carl, when you're finished
with Agent P's team on the back lot,
- return to headquarters immediately.
- Sorry, Agent P, gotta go.
Carry on.
And remember, teamwork!
Uh, can we still use this thing?
[f*ring]
[CHUCKLING] Well, you know, hopefully
that didn't hit anything important.
[MUSIC]
[COUGHING]
The dust clears, and here we are!
OWCA Secret Headquarters.
- WENDELL: Doesn't look very secret to me.
- NAPOLEON: Be that as it may,
today is the day that we will
become OWCA's first insect agents.
But they never responded
to our applications.
Yes, and I can't understand why.
We mailed them in on time, right
before the year-end deadline.
ALL: Three, two, one!
CARL: Happy new year!
It's possible that our applications
have fallen through the cracks.
Which is why we are following
up with a personal visit.
That's how you get noticed.
And that's how we will become agents.
Imagine fighting international
supervillains, traveling to exotic locales.
And I'm gonna get all kinds of
cool spy stuff, like a jet pack,
a tuxedo, and scuba fins!
Yeah, that ought to do it.
[EXCLAIMS]
Napoleon! I can see
your house from here!
How about you, Floyd?
What do you want?
Uh, a fountain pen that sh**t lasers?
- Or a car that sh**t fountain pens?
- I want a monkey.
Mmm, yes.
For whatever twisted reason,
- you shall acquire your primate.
- Monkey.
Yes, a monkey is a...
You know what, never mind.
My point is, now that we're here, all
we have to do is get someone's attention.
Ah, here comes a helpful looking
lad now. Excuse me, sir...
Obviously we need to
try a different approach.
I still want a monkey.
Carl, this new facility
is really impressive.
Tell me again where you found the
money for all these improvements.
I just solved a small
ongoing accounting error.
You kept putting decimal points
where you needed to put commas.
Oh, I see!
Improper punctuation.
- Say, how is Agent P's team shaping up?
- CARL: Well...
Great! Agent P is the best we have.
- If anyone can get that team in shape, it's him.
- Yes, sir, but I...
Carl, isn't it time that we talked
about the elephant in the room?
- What do you mean, sir?
- Well, what exactly is he doing?
- Obviously something's itching him.
- And Agent W, too.
It's really taking a toll
on our brand new facility.
I don't understand all the itching.
I handed out the new
flea collars this morning.
Then something's not right because
OWCA is infested with fleas!
Carl, activate emergency
flea protocol alpha.
Agent C, activate emergency
flea protocol alpha.
[CLUCKING]
[BEEP]
[ALARM BLARING]
[GRUNTING]
Okay, everyone.
When the sensors stop
detecting the presence of fleas,
the doors will automatically open.
Agents, prepare for flea fogging.
[GAS HISSING]
NAPOLEON: This must be
our first test, gentlemen!
As agents, we must know how to elude
things like deadly toxic clouds.
- Just for the record, that was not me.
- Yes, Wendell, I...
Let's just get down in that drawer.
Look at all this spy equipment.
Some sort of giant cutting
device, latex bands,
miles of insect rope, giant fly...
Ahh! Whoa!
What is happening to me?
Look at this magnification
apparatus that Floyd has found.
This could be just the
thing we need to get noticed.
- [SNIFFING] Okay, that was you.
- Guilty. Sorry.
[GAS HISSING]
Fogging sequence complete.
Flea problem solved, sir.
First, the flea collars don't work,
and now the fogging doesn't take?
What kind of fleas are these?
[GROWLING]
Agent D, would you mind?
Hmm. Gotcha!
Let me see something.
[ALL GRUNTING]
NAPOLEON: Okay, gently
lower it into place.
Now, all we have to do is get
up there... [ALL SCREAMING]
Aw, nuts!
- Look out!
- Whoa!
NAPOLEON: There, you see?
It's a good thing we let go,
otherwise we would've ended
up just like that peanut.
ALL: Whoa!
Oh, my gosh, it's a tiny robot!
What kind of a freak
would make robot fleas?
Hello! [LAUGHING]
Francis Monogram.
Great googly-moogly!
Who are you?
I am Professor Paren-thesis.
Although, I'm not really here.
This is a holographic image.
Major, I'm looking up Professor
Parenthesis in our database.
There's not much on him.
It's Paren-thesis, not Parenthesis.
- Are you sure? Because it's spelt P...
- You would think I would know
- how my own name is pronounced.
- CARL: Yeah, you'd think.
- Why are you here?
- You don't remember me.
We were in biology class together
long ago. You barely noticed me.
You're not that guy who kept
eating his own hair, are you?
No, that was Jeffrey Stovel.
Were you the kid who got his chin
stuck in that graduated cylinder?
No, that was Jennifer Stillwell.
And she was a girl!
All you need to know is that I'm
the one who sent those flea collars.
Oh! Are you the kid that
wore that Robin Hood hat
- and passed out in the drinking fountain?
- Billy Youjeka!
- And can we move on, please?
- Yeah, sorry.
So, why did you send those flea collars?
Well, it's taken me years to
come up with a plan this diabolical.
Five of those years were
spent in villain's academies.
Then, after school, I started working on
that screenplay I always wanted to write.
But revenge was always on
my mind, Francis Monogram.
- Stop saying my name like that.
- Did you ever finish that screenplay?
This is my screenplay!
Right here.
- I'd love to get your notes.
- Oh, I'd be happy to.
Seriously?
You don't remember this jerk?
- Were you the kid who...
- The robot fleas were actually
inside the flea collars that
you put on all of your agents.
Now this remote will give me
complete control over all of them.
[LAUGHS MANIACALLY]
And now, Francis Monogram,
say goodbye to your precious OWCA!
[LAUGHING MANIACALLY]
Seriously, though, I'll email you the
screenplay. Tell me what you think.
[MUSIC]
Sir, he's turned all of our
animal agents against us!
Carl, are you familiar
with the term "duh"?
- What are we gonna do, sir?
- Do we have any agents on the outside?
Anyone without a collar?
MONOGRAM: Agent P.
Come in, Agent P.
Oh, good, you're all right.
We need your help.
OWCA's on lockdown.
We're trapped!
And all of the agents are being
controlled by a sinister fiend
named Professor Parenthesis.
- That's Paren-thesis, sir.
- MONOGRAM: Oh, right.
Anyway, Parenthesis is using robot fleas
- to control our agents' minds.
- CARL: Left turn!
Whoa! He snuck the fleas
into OWCA headquarters
- by hiding them in a shipment of flea collars.
- CARL: Right turn!
And now he's...
Hey, Carl! Whoa!
Anyway, he's controlling them
with a small remote device.
It's up to you and your team to find
Parenthesis and destroy that remote.
- You're all we've got on the outside, so...
- CARL: Wet floor!
Whoa! Great googly-moogly!
Wow! That sounds kind of serious.
Guess the first thing we should do
is start looking for clues. Huh? Huh?
Shipment of flea collars!
It's the box those flea collars came in.
And there's his return address,
the "Bottom of the Grand Canyon"!
Hey, hold on a second.
Parenthesis! I know that guy!
I met him at an evil convention
about three years ago!
Walks around in those pink
slippers pushing his screenplay
on everyone. Sure. And now
we've got his home address.
Perry the Platypus, we should go to your
secret lair and get your hover car...
Okay, fine, just...
Just remember, it was my idea!
Well, that did not go as planned.
WENDELL: Hey, Napoleon,
there's peanut butter over here.
Floyd, your head is upside down.
WENDELL: There's peanut
butter over here, too.
[GASPING]
There's peanut butter all over!
Yes, well, there's always
a silver lining, isn't there?
I think the problem is
we need to be up on their eye level.
Like those guys up there?
NAPOLEON: Uh, yes and no.
[RASPY] Tell my wife I love her.
While their position
is not advantageous,
they are illuminated by a light,
which gives me an idea.
[PANTING] Man, you guys are...
you guys are fast.
Ah, so this must be your,
your host family's house.
What's with all the rocketsin the...
Oh, those are mine!
That must be where they landed!
What a coincidence.
Well, it's a good thing
they're not armed or, uh...
[BEEPING]
[DOOFENSHMIRTZ CHUCKLES]
Don't worry, Perry the Platypus.
Everything is gonna be okay.
[EXPLODING]
If I can get a ladder, I can
diffuse them before they blow up.
Ah.
Well, on the bright side, now we
don't have to find that ladder.
[SOMBER MUSIC]
DOOFENSHMIRTZ: Wow, what a mess!
But don't worry, Perry the Platypus,
OWCA's got plenty of money now.
They'll, they'll fix this place up
before your host family even gets back.
And they'll, they'll
replace all this junk with,
you know, pretty much identical junk.
What?
[DOOFENSHMIRTZ SCREAMING]
[KAREN SCREECHING]
Ah? See? A cat always lands on my feet.
[KAREN MEOWING]
Ooh, Perry the Platypus,
is this your lair? Nice!
At least it, it would be if it wasn't
so, you know, blown to smithereens.
[CLATTERING]
Oh, hey, an underwater diving capsule.
[TAPS]
[CLANGS]
[THUDDING]
[GLASS BREAKING]
Man, I see why you
never use it. Fragile.
And is that a pressurized space suit?
'Cause that is not what you
wore when we were in space.
[CRASHING]
Hey, check this out.
Oh, you look so young.
Who's a wittle pwatypus?
[CAR ENGINE STARTING]
Where do you think you're going?
No, no, no, look, look. I know
you might be a little upset,
what with your house and your
lair so exploded and all, and...
and I have to admit that I
feel slightly responsible...
[IMITATING BEEPING]
[IMITATING EXPLODING]
Yeah, thanks for the recap, Maggie.
Anyway, you can't just go
off and solve this without me.
[SNORTING]
I was getting to you guys.
I mean, without me and them,
and the cat, wherever the...
[KAREN PURRING]
DOOFENSHMIRTZ: Hmm.
Anyway, I know we can't all fit
in this, but if we work together,
there's a lot of blown-up
stuff lying around here, and I'm,
I'm sure we can jury rig something
that'll carry, you know, all of us.
Like a well-bonded machine.
DOOFENSHMIRTZ: Okay, these welds
aren't really bonded on this
machine, so, you know, try not
to move around too much in flight.
Grand Canyon, here we come!
[NARRATOR READING] _
Yeah.
If anyone happens to see a canyon
that looks sort of
grand-ish, just speak up.
Or maybe not speak up,
maybe meow up, or squawk...
Whatever it is that you do, up.
Are we there yet?
Are we there yet? [LAUGHING]
Are we there yet?
[SIGHING]
[GROANING]
Yeah, are we there yet?
I have no way of knowing,
because I've never been there,
- and you don't talk.
- Are we there yet? Are we there yet?
Man, these guys are really
annoying. Don't you think?
I'm right, aren't I? Annoying.
Yeah, I'm right.
PARENTHESIS: [SINGING]
# Beautiful lunchtime at my secret lair #
♪ In the Grand Canyon ♪
Ah, I'm starving!
Well, that was delightful.
I couldn't eat another gram.
[BEEPING]
[SONAR PINGING] Well, well, it appears
someone has flown into my airspace.
Perhaps we should send a welcome party.
DOOFENSHMIRTZ: Ah, the
Grand Canyon, it's nice.
You got the Colorado River,
you got the giant robot fleas,
you got these nice red rocks...
Wait a second!
The Colorado River?
I thought we were in Arizona.
[GASPING] And wait another second!
Giant robot fleas?
Yeah, those are definitely the
att*ck drones of an evil scientist.
Yeah, you're gonna wanna punch it.
[BEEPS]
All right! Nice one!
Oh, let me help.
We gotta have some weapons around.
What does this lever do?
No, no, no. That, uh, it
doesn't seem to do anything.
DOOFENSHMIRTZ: Give me something
to hit him with. Thanks, Harry.
- Take that!
- We lost the cat! We lost the cat!
Oh, relax. The cat's right...
Take that! And that!
One for you, too. There you go.
Uh-oh, where's Harry?
Oh, there he is.
I see a bright future for that kid.
Well, you know, if we survive today.
Oh, and there's Karen.
Hi, Karen.
[MUSIC]
[WHISPERING] The access vent
won't take us any farther.
The hallway is crawling
with compromised agents.
We're gonna have to do some
creative sneaking, Carl.
Follow my lead.
The cobra.
Andalusian dog.
[CROAKING]
Violin and candlestick.
- MONOGRAM: Garden party.
- CARL: Garden party?
MONOGRAM: Just give me your ankles.
There. That should be sufficient
wattage to illuminate us.
- Why do we wanna be laminated?
- Not laminated. Illuminated.
It means to have light shown upon us.
- Like a grape?
- Yes, like... Like a grape?
Yeah, I saw a grape this morning.
- And there was light shining on it?
- You saw it, too?
Moving on. Do we have enough
power for all these lights?
Yep, we're all plugged into
that plug collector thingy,
- and all we have to do is turn it on.
- Well, let's do that, then.
Yes, and then we can all be laminated.
No, it's illu... You
know what, never mind.
Floyd, when we get up on the
box, you throw that switch.
I like laminated grapes.
Come on, Carl, let's get out of here.
Carl! What the heck?
Well, it never occurred to me that
the emergency exit would
be locked down, too.
Isn't that something you
should've checked before we crawled
- through all that duct work?
- I suppose. But, I was...
just having so much fun
sneaking around with you.
Actually, I was kind of having fun, too.
[CHUCKLES]
Nevertheless, this isn't a
situation to make light of.
Okay, Floyd, make some light.
Whee.
Oh! [CHUCKLING]
Uh, we went that way!
[LAUGHS NERVOUSLY]
Uh...Additional misdirect.
[ANIMALS EXCLAIM]
WENDELL: Down here! Look down here!
Please! Hello! Hello!
- Can you see, and/or hear us?
- Friends, we need you!
Floyd! Focus the beam!
[SCREAMING]
Stop, drop and roll, sir.
DOOFENSHMIRTZ: Well,
you know what they say.
Any landing where you don't get
stabbed with a fork is a good one.
And I didn't get stabbed with a fork.
Any of you guys? Hello?
Harry?
[WHISTLING]
Oh, there he is.
Impressive!
You know, as, as evil lairs
go, I give that, like, an eight.
It, it looks like a classic mid-' s
megalomaniacal design.
And the water feature is very nice.
Fortunately, I know a thing
or two about... Sheesh!
Oh, heh. Yeah, great way to get the
ball rolling there, Perry the Platypus.
[STAMMERS] I see you're
going to use the...
Standard Evil Fortress
Infiltration Technique, or SEFIT.
Man, these guys are
really bad at acronyms.
Good choice, though.
W-W-What do I get to do?
[STAMMERS] What's my part?
Oh, I'm the coffee guy. Good start!
We're gonna need to
stay sharp on this one.
[MUSIC]
Okay, I'm back. Uh, who had the
double espresso? There you go.
And a caramel macchiato?
Maggie.
And I guess that means that
Perry the Platypus had the...
Yes, the oolong tea, of course.
And I got a scone, but it was, like,
five dollars, so I only got one.
Oh, you got little figurines.
There's Harry, and Maggie,
and, uh... where's my little guy?
DOOFENSHMIRTZ: Ah, that's sort of nice...
Oh, while you guys do that,
I'll just be back...
All right, well, I guess I'll just
be over, over here, if you need me.
[SAD SONG PLAYING]
# Ooh-woo-woo-woo #
♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah ♪
♪ They look so focused ♪
♪ They're making plans ♪
♪ They're talking strategy ♪
♪ That doesn't include me ♪
♪ They made a model
of the hideout ♪
♪ And little figurines ♪
♪ But now my little guy ♪
♪ Has got shattered dreams ♪
♪ They don't want me,
they don't need me ♪
♪ Now, I'm all alone ♪
♪ Sittin' with this coffee ♪
♪ And a five dollar scone ♪
♪ I could help
but my hands are tied ♪
♪ They left me
standing outside ♪
♪ They don't want me,
they don't need me ♪
♪ They left me
standing outside ♪
♪ They don't want me,
they don't need me ♪
♪ They left me standing outside ♪
♪ Ooh ♪
♪ Woo-woo-woo ♪
I could've helped.
I understand the Standard Evil
Fortress Infiltration Technique.
DOOFENSHMIRTZ: Step one, diversion.
Jason, Shirley, water is no
longer coming out of my hole!
Get down there and see
what you can do about it.
DOOFENSHMIRTZ: Step two, immobilization.
[RUNNING]
[THUDDING]
DOOFENSHMIRTZ: Step three, infiltration.
They'll take them
completely by surprise.
They'll just walk right in the door,
past that giant lava lamp, and...
Why would there be a giant...
It's a trap!
Ah, Perry the Platypus
and friends, right on time.
Actually, you're a little early.
Ah, now, you're on time!
Well, well, well, now
that you're all bottled up,
I'm free to go to OWCA
for the culmination of my evil plan.
In minutes, my fleas will have worked
their way into each
agent's neuro pathways.
And then my mind control
will be permanent!
I will single-handedly take
control of every OWCA agent!
Susan, Jim, Tracy, Connie,
to the Parentho-copter.
I hope you find my
accommodations uncomfortable.
And, yes, soon, it will be worse.
[MUSIC]
[MEOWING]
[GRATING]
[TING]
[SPLASH]
DOOFENSHMIRTZ: Ah, looks like
you might need my help after all.
Lucky for you, I brought a rope
with a dream-catcher on the end.
That's what you call style.
Anyway, all right, here, catch.
Uh, Karen, I don't think you're grasping
this whole "grab the rope" concept.
Can someone else get this one?
Oh, great, now it's tangled in...
[SCREAMING]
Wow! Did you guys see that?
I almost got...
All right, minor setback.
No problem, I'm just
gonna have to come down
there and get you myself.
See, this is why I brought the raft.
[THUDDING]
Okay, I might have a little bit of a...
[SPLASHING]
Get back, you, before I
get all Creole chef on you.
Come on, you guys, jump.
I got ya. I got ya.
I got...
Ahh! [KAREN SCREECHING]
DOOFENSHMIRTZ: See, a cat
always lands on my feet.
Wait, nobody move. Here.
[CAMERA FLASHING]
That's going on my blog.
[SHATTERING]
Well, uh, that can't be good.
Whoo-hoo!
[AIR HISSING]
Yeah!
Whoo!
I did it! I saved you
guys, and now we're safe.
[GROANING]
Except for the fact that it's,
you know, raining alligators.
And secret lairs.
[MUSIC]
Good thing we found
a hiding place, Carl.
- What is this, a dining room table or something?
- It's a desk, sir.
A desk we can both hide under?
- Whose office is this anyway?
- It's mine, sir.
Yours? This is at least ten
times bigger than my office!
Sir, that's not important now.
We need to find a way to escape.
- And how do you rate your own bathroom?
- It's actually a gym, sir.
- Is that a chocolate fountain?
- Sir, listen. I've got an idea.
If we can get to the evacuation
wing, we might be able
- to use one of the escape pods.
- What's up with the giant bear?
Oh, that was a gift from our contractor.
That gives me an idea.
But this conversation isn't over.
[UPBEAT SONG PLAYING]
♪ You might have sugar,
you might have spice ♪
♪ But ain't nobody's
got a friend like mine ♪
- I can't see back here, sir.
- You drew the short straw, Carl.
Just a little higher. Ahh.
We have finally reached the summit.
Come, gentlemen, it's time
to get noticed.
Oh, boy!
Oh, sorry, Floyd, are you okay?
FLOYD: Wendell, I've had an epiphany!
In order for us to obtain our
noble goal, we must evaluate the...
- [GROANING] Ow!
- Sorry, Floyd, did you say something?
I like trains.
Oh, my! By my larva making
mother, would you look at that!
It's like the floor is frozen.
But it's warm. It's like warm ice.
Did we discover this?
We should call it wice.
Actually, it's called glass.
No, I think it should be some
combination of warm and ice.
Floyd, come take a look at this.
I need a face shoe.
- So, what's your plan, Napoleon?
- Ah, it's quite simple, actually.
We are standing atop
a giant duplication device.
A device that will not only copy our
images, but will enlarge us as well!
I simply need to program
in the right size.
Let's see, % enlargement.
Okay, men, get on the glass platen
and get ready to be enlarged!
All set, Napoleon!
And, copy!
NAPOLEON: Everyone,
smile for the camera.
Excellent! Now we just have to
wait for the toner to do its work.
Wow, it's a good thing that lid
didn't fall on us. That would've hurt.
[CREAKING]
NAPOLEON: Well, yes, Wendell,
that was fortun... [ALL SCREAMING]
You know, it, uh,
it could've been worse.
Uh, don't, don't all thank me at once.
Knowing my talent has served my
fellow agents is thanks enough.
[SQUAWKING]
Lousy rescue!
I wouldn't call it lousy, per se.
A little off, maybe, but...
Oh, come on, Harry the Hyena,
it was a good rescue, wasn't it?
[LAUGHING]
[SIGHING]
Nah.
DOOFENSHMIRTZ: Karen the Cat?
Anything? Uh, no?
What did you think of the
rescue, Perry the... Ow!
Hey, Perry the Platypus,
you're, you're leaving us?
Knock it off!
Hope that's not permanent.
Oh, I get it!
Hey, you guys, come back.
Come back! Let me just explain.
They say there is no "I" in teamwork.
[MUSIC]
But there's an "M" and
there's an "E", that's me.
I mean, you can't have a team without
individuals, on that we can agree.
Wait a minute, guys. Bear
with me just a second here.
Okay, watch this. Ready?
[SINGING] # You take the "T" from
the end of Doofenshmirtz #
♪ And the "E" from Karen the Cat ♪
♪ "Harry" has an "A,"
and then Maggie's got an "M" ♪
♪ So we're a team,
my friends, that's that ♪
Wow, that was easier
than I thought it would be.
If only we had a "W,"
- we could spell out teamwork.
- Macaw!
[GASPS] That's right,
Macaw has a "W" in it!
So we can do it.
Okay, here from the beginning.
♪ You take the "T" that's
buried deep in Doofenshmirtz ♪
♪ The "E" from Karen the Cat ♪
♪ Harry's got an "A" and
then Maggie's got an "M" ♪
♪ So we're a team,
my friends, that's that ♪
♪ So, macaw gives us a "W" ♪
♪ We get an "O" from ocelot ♪
That's me!
♪ We get an "R" from Harry,
and a "K" from Karen ♪
♪ And teamwork's what we've got ♪
♪ That's right
Teamwork's what we've got ♪
♪ So we just need to work together
Cooperate and trust ♪
♪ 'Cause there is no "I" in teamwork
but there are bits of all of us ♪
Okay, big finish!
♪ So we just need to work together ♪
CHORUS: # Together! #
- # Cooperate and trust #
- CHORUS: # And trust! #
♪ There may be no "I"
in teamwork, but... ♪
- # There are bits... #
- CHORUS: # There are bits! #
♪ That's right,
there are bits ♪
CHORUS: # There are bits! #
♪ Of all of us! ♪
[GUITAR SOLO]
Okay, now let's spell out
collaborative alliance.
There's a "C" in... No, no, I'm just kidding.
I'm kidding. Come on back.
Hey, uh, guys, you, you forgot the cat.
They forgot you.
And you're the cat.
CARL: There it is, sir!
The escape pod!
MONOGRAM: Great!
Let's get out of here.
CARL: Okay, sir, but be careful,
there's a huge set of stairs...
[CARL SCREAMING]
[MONOGRAM GROANING]
- MONOGRAM: That went well.
- The sarcasm isn't helping, sir.
MONOGRAM: Ah, there we...
Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow!
CARL: Okay, this button launches
the escape pod. [BEEPING]
MONOGRAM: Uh, Carl, how does
the escape hatch work with,
you know, this whole lockdown thing?
[CARL GROANING]
[THUDDING]
[MONOGRAM EXCLAIMING]
Ow!
Well, well, well, Francis Monogram!
It's hostile takeover time!
Carl, how was he able
to override the lockdown?
Well, it opens from the outside, sir.
[GROANING]
MONOGRAM: Okay, you made
your point, Parenthesis.
Apparently I didn't notice you in school.
Sad story. Boo-hoo.
- But why are you here?
- I'm here to make your days
the darkest of grays, and your
nights the blackest of black.
I want to see your smug smile
melt away like the candles
on a sad little abandoned birthday cake.
- Sounds like he's here to bore us to death.
- As soon as my mecha-fleas
completely override your agents'
natural instincts, I will release
them out into the unsuspecting world
where they will wreak havoc.
And all you'll be able to do
is sit and watch as the people
of the world grow to deride
and despise Francis Monogram
and his monstrous OWCA
as much as I do!
- How about now?
- No, I still don't remember him!
Wow, Napoleon, we're huge!
NAPOLEON: Yes, this is
bound to get us noticed.
So, how do we get them to see it?
Well, it would be preferable
if it were at their eye level.
We could build a paper airplane.
If we could find a staple
remover, some dental floss...
- Wait, Floyd, what did you say?
- I want a monkey?
- No, what did you just say?
- I want a monkey.
What were the
last words out of your mouth?
Well, actually, those were the
last words out of his mouth.
You asked him, "What did you say?"
And he said, "I want a monkey."
- He said it twice, if you count this last time.
- Well, I, I...
Okay, Floyd, immediately before
you said, "I want a monkey" twice...
- I don't want two monkeys.
- Is this about the face shoe?
Oh, forget it, we're
making a paper airplane.
Almost out of time.
The suspense is
delicious. Don't you think?
[LAUGHING]
Hey, Parenthesis, I wouldn't get
too comfortable if I were you.
What?
Nice upholstery job, Agent P.
We got this guy.
You take out Parenthesis.
Agents, you know what to do.
[TRUMPETING]
[GROWLING]
[SNORTING]
Excellent!
Soon all this will be mine!
First thing I'll do
is put that sofa back
up there on the atrium where it belongs.
Then, I'll... [SMASHING]
Oh, my gosh!
[GASPS]
[CLATTERING]
CARL: Does that mean
what I think it means?
- No, it means Parenthesis was a robot!
- All right. Well, now I'm confused.
What did you think I thought it meant?
There!
This seems aerodynamically sound.
Now, all we need is a big rubber
band and two palm trees to launch us.
- You watch way too much TV, Wendell.
- Oh, just the one show.
But perhaps some form of
propulsion would be beneficial.
- Hmm.
- FLOYD: Uh, guys...
I think I got a paper cut.
- Wendell.
- I'll go get the gauze.
Well, I guess that's that. We
should get that remote device and...
Whoa!
Oh, no, I can't...
What?
[WHIRRING]
[MANIACAL LAUGHTER]
- Aloha!
- Wait, you're a flea?
- Recognize me now?
- Why would I recognize a flea?
See, see?!
There's that attitude again!
[WHIRRING]
You've always looked
down your nose at me.
Well, now who's beneath who?
He's getting away.
He'll ruin everything!
Hold these, guys.
Susan, Jim, Tracy,
Connie, you're with me!
[MUSIC]
WENDELL: Napoleon, how
are you steering this?
I'm not, Wendell. We are at
the mercy of the wind. Yee-haw!
Get him!
[ALARM RINGING]
Where did the platypus go?
[GASPS] Connie! There you go.
Let me just straighten your collar.
[REVVING]
To the freeway!
How about a little oncoming
traffic, you portentous platypus?
[TIRES SQUEALING]
Yes, finish him!
[TIRES SQUEALING]
What's this?
[BRAKES SQUEALING]
Here, little semi-aquatic mammal.
Here, boy.
[SMASHING]
Nowhere to turn now.
Oh, look, I'm wearing glasses.
I'm a hipster.
Okay, end of the line, platypus.
You've got nowhere to... Ooh!
Cotton candy! Give me some of that.
PARENTHESIS: Does anyone see him?
He's small, teal, wears a hat.
Oh, come on. How hard is it to find
a small platypus in a carnival setting?
Don't say it!
I just heard myself.
[WHOOSH]
[DINGING]
PARENTHESIS: Oh!
DOOFENSHMIRTZ: Yeah! Great throw, Harry!
[HARRY LAUGHING]
[MAGGIE SQUAWKING]
PARENTHESIS: Whoa!
[CRASHING LOUDLY]
Mmm, got it!
[HARRY YELPING]
Whoo-hoo!
Thanks for believing in your team,
Perry the Platypus.
You think this cage can stop me?
[LAUGHING]
I have you now!
- Oh, great, Karen's here! We're saved!
- MAGGIE: We're dead!
DOOFENSHMIRTZ: Come on,
Karen, do your thing.
Oh, I forgot the feline.
Susan, Jim, Tracy,
Connie, take the cat out.
[SMASHING]
[KAREN SCREECHING]
What?
No! You'll pay for that!
[SCREECHING]
Ahh!
[GASPING] My slippy!
[SLICING]
Ahh! No!
[SCREECHING]
Hey! Ow!
Ahh!
Ow!
[EXCLAIMS]
Oh...
Well, you guys do work well
together. But to no avail.
I may be boo-boo'ed and bruised,
but I still have control
over OWCA's agents!
Ha! And it all becomes permanent
in just five more seconds!
[FAN FALLING]
[PARENTHESIS SCREAMING]
WENDELL: Hey, Napoleon,
our motor came off.
[SCREAMING]
[SHATTERS]
And, gotcha!
[MUSIC]
Well done, team! You've
earned those black hat bands.
You are now officially OWCA agents.
- Look, Napoleon, they got to be agents.
- Yes, and not us.
- Whoa!
- [SIGHS] We should take this as a sign.
Bugs are not meant to be agents.
[PLAYS SAD TUNE]
Gentlemen, it's been
a pleasure serving with you.
[WHOOSHING]
NAPOLEON: Whoa!
Oh, hey, now that we're agents...
when do I get to use this thing?
Whoa!
Oops. Sorry.
- Carl?
- There's still money in the budget, sir.
I don't believe it!
We've landed safely.
I take this as a sign, we will be the
best agents that OWCA has... [LOUD BEEPING]
[EXPLODING]
[THEME MUSIC PLAYING]
♪ It's the OWCA Files
It's the OWCA Files ♪
♪ It's the OWCA Files
It's the OWCA Files ♪
♪ It's the OWCA Files
It's the OWCA Files ♪
♪ It's the OWCA Files ♪
[ALL CHEWING]
Are these new plates?
I mean, they look the same,
but it feels as though they
were replaced by exact copies.
Yes, and the tree in our
backyard is now a pine.
[CHEWING]
[BIRDS CHIRPING]