01x37 - Next Top Villain

Episode transcripts for the TV show "Sonic Boom". November 8, 2014 - October 4, 2017.*
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Sonic and friends Tails, Knuckles, Amy and Sticks tries to ward off the evil plans of Dr. Eggman who is taking over the world.
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01x37 - Next Top Villain

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Grrr!

This is gonna be sweet.

-[giggles]
-You guys are so immature.

I love practical jokes.

But wouldn't tricking him
into cleaning the bathroom

be more practical?

[Sticks giggles]

[all laugh]

Oh, I love this show.

Hey, who's that blue guy?
He looks just like Sonic.

I'm spying on Sonic
with my fly-bot, bolthead.

But he's not doing anything.

Eventually he will and then
I'll learn something I can use.

I just have to keep watching.

And watching.

And watching.

I think the subject needs to be
asleep for this prank to work.

You've learned something
from watching.

[stretches and yawns]

Oh, man, I taste great!

OK, he's up.
Who are we gonna prank next?

Know what,
let's head to the canyon

and hang out under
that giant boulder on the cliff.

I don't know.
That boulder's ready to fall.

If we're under it
we'll be crushed.

Then my whipped cream filling
will sh**t out like toothpaste.

I'm in!

I knew if I was patient
this would pay off.

I love technology.

Let's go push a boulder
onto that loathsome blue rat.

We'll need a second.

[beeping]

That's right,
stand there like fools.

Because that's what fools do.
They stand.

-You're standing.
-Quiet, fool.

Once I push this boulder
over the cliff

I'll be rid of Sonic
once and for all.

[grunts and groans]

Oh, for crying out loud.

Don't just float there, help me.

[grunts]

Grrr!

[beeping and whirring]

[laughs]

Huh?

[laughter]

Oh, you look so dumb!

But... you're down there.

We saw your fly-bot watching us,

so we fed it
a little misinformation.

Grrr!

I jammed its signal
with a video loop

of us
at the bottom of the canyon.

I told you
technology couldn't be trusted.

No, wait, I told them.

But if you were spying on us
you probably heard me.

Of course, if you heard me
by using technology,

you couldn't trust
the information about technology.

So there!

Gah!

Ooh!

The crazy one's right.
Machines can't be trusted.

That's it,
I'm unplugging everything.

Including us?

You don't count. You're like
one step above a paperweight.

I'm worried about Eggman.
He didn't take that very well.

-I'm sure he's fine. He just--
-Hyah!

Whoa!

Fascinating!
And what might this thing be?

That's a bowl.

Ah, yes, a bowl.
How does it work?

You put things in it
and stir them... with a spoon.

A spoon! Marvellous!

Is that controlled
by a laser-guided spoonalyser,

or perhaps
a hydraulic stirillator?

You hold it in your hand.

Wonderful!

I'll take it. You see,
I've sworn off technology.

Now, what do you have
in the way of a manual w*apon

to destroy blue hedgehogs?

We don't get much call for that,

what with Sonic
being beloved and all.

But you can't go wrong
with a rolling pin or a frying pan.

They're classics.

I'll take of each.

Shall I have them delivered
to your lair?

No, no, no, no, no.
I've abandoned my lair. Technology!

I called this emergency meeting
of the Lightning Bolt Society

to report that Dr Eggman
has deserted his lair.

Shall we take it over?

Better than
having meetings here.

Look at this place!

The answer to all our problems.

An evil lair
full of... uh... doo-dads.

And whatnots.
Dibs on the gewgaw.

[grunting]

Oh, yeah. I could totally
wreak havoc like this.

[snores]

[Eggman] Sonic the Hedgehog!

Prepare for a technology-free
battle for the ages.

-Serious?
-Does this look serious to you?

No.

Perhaps a hand-knit mohair net
will change your mind.

Yeah... nope.

Perchance these exquisitely
crafted beeswax candle bombs...

Is this a battle
or a craft fair?

The two
aren't mutually exclusive.

I'll get the hang of this.

And when I do, you're not
gonna know what hit you. Hyah!

[grunts]

Give me the controller.

You lost the last level.
It's my turn.

[all gasp and shriek]

Argh!

Whoa. What in the world
is going on with that thing?

I got this.

Ugh!

Has Eggman gone back
to his old tricks?

You'd think
someone would have invented

an easier way to do this by now.


Turn it up.
I can't hear anything.

This looks
like the volume control.

Huh?

Stay here
and deal with Octopus-bot.

I'll find out what's going on.

I need more light
to churn this butter.

I told you no technology.

Hey, I'm ordering up
some pizzas. Who's in?

-Are you OK?
-Never better.

I can't imagine anywhere
I'd rather spend my vacation

than crushed
underneath a giant boulder.

Bee-bots? Oh, come on!

-Hey!
-Sorry.

Don't worry about me.
I'll just chew off my leg.

That works because I haven't
had anything to eat in a while.

[all grunting]

Oh, that's it.

Eggman! You've got to stop
this crazy plan of yours right now.

If I don't plant
this sorghum now,

there'll be no sorghum cakes
come winter.

Are you telling me
you're not behind these att*cks?

I know not of what you speak.

Allow me
to access Dr Eggman's computer.

[beeping]

It appears that someone
has taken over the lair.

-Accessing.
-[beeping]

It's
the Lightning Bolt Society.

Those losers? No wonder
the att*cks have been so random.

Look! They let Cow-bot out.

[mooing]

Egghead, you've got
to help me fight them.

Here,
take my frying pan catapult.

We're burning daylight! Hyah!

[groans]

[moos]

I wonder what these do.

Hyah! Uh, hello?
I said, "Hyah!"

Orbot? Cubot? Wake up!

You've got to wake up.

I... I'm all alone.

You Lightning Dolts
have left me no choice.

Time to get my tech on.

Seriously? [groans]

I can't tell what they're sh**ting at.
This is ridiculous.

Eggman,
how do we get into the lair?

Under here is a tunnel
that leads to the back door.

We'll take them by surprise.

He doesn't know we're watching.

Someone's not as smart
as we are.

-Who's that?
-Tell us later.

To the back door!

When they come in, someone's
gonna be very surprised.

-Yeah. You.
-Agh!

We knew you were watching
so we gave you false information.

It's a strategy I came up with
myself. Without help.

Oh, boy.

Not so fast!
We've got the weapons.

Well, it was fun taking over
your lair, but we've got to run.

It'll take weeks to get all my
defence systems reprogrammed.

No attacking till then, got it?

Yeah, sure.

[groans]

Welcome back.
I'm glad you're OK.

-You are?
-Yes.

This place isn't going
to clean itself. Get to work!

Before you go, can I
interest you in some butter?

Yeah... Sorry, Egghead.

I'm gonna need a lot of toast.
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