09x10 - Friends Forever

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Revolves around a team of lifeguards and their personal relationships along with the dangers of the ocean.
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09x10 - Friends Forever

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-Ladies and gentlemen,
boys and girls,

Gather around, gather
around quickly.

But very quietly because
I am about to show you

The scariest thing, the
most terrifying thing,

The most frightening
thing you have ever seen

In your life.

I'm talking about the
true king of the jungle.

For one dollar you can
see this ferocious beast.

That's all it costs you,
one dollar to see mighty mo,

The real king of the jungle.

You thought it was
a lion didn't you?

You are wrong young lady.

Hang onto your children,

I'm about to
show you something

That will scare you
out of your minds.

The ferocious mighty mo.

[Laughter]

-Woman: what is that?

-Man: oh, come on.
What is this?

-Woman: come on,
I want my money back.

-Hey hold it.
Don't rush the--

-Woman: yeah, I
want my money back.

-He's very ferocious,

Tear ya...

♪ Some people stand
in the darkness ♪

♪ Afraid to step
into the light ♪

♪ Some people need
to help somebody ♪

♪ When the edge of
surrenders in sight ♪

♪ Don't you worry

♪ Its gonna be alright

♪ 'Cause I'm always ready

♪ I won't let you
out of my sight ♪

♪ I'll be ready

♪ I'll be ready

♪ Never you fear

♪ No don't you fear

♪ I'll be ready

♪ Forever and always

♪ I'm always here

-Good morning, is
everybody happy?

[Cheering]

Okay, get ready for the
best weekend of your life.

This weekend you're gonna learn
to become junior lifeguards,

You're gonna learn
cpr, get a tour

Of santa monica
and venice beach,

And compete in all
sorts of beach games.

We like to call them
the beach olympics.

-Mitch really knows how
to make kids happy huh?

-Yeah, he does.

You know most of these kids
have been deaf since birth.

Never even heard a
wave crash before.

-Orange and green
comes with me, let's go!

-Blue team, come in!

-I'm telling you morton, I'm
not gonna take it much longer.

You're supposed to be
scaring these kids,

Not trying to get
them to play with you.

I need you to be scary.

You're supposed
to be mighty mo.

Come on, you
must have seen

King kong about
a million times.

Did you learn nothing?

Oh, now see, that's what
I'm talking about.

You're just a big sissy.

I'm working with a
sissy baboon here!

Alright, now here
comes a bunch of kids.

They better get what
they're paying for,

So I suggest you get fierce.

There'll be no--

There'll be no fruit--
give me that.

There'll be no fruit until
you get your act together.

Alright now, pay attention,
you gotta be ferocious.

Ferocious, think godzilla.

Godzilla, you saw that
about a million times.

Herbert crane,
at your service.

-You are so adorable.

-Step right up,
for one dollar

You can see this
ferocious beast.

-Alright, here you go.

-Ah, that ought to cover it.

-You wanna try?
-Good, alright.

-Step right up,
not too close now.

Morton, I mean mighty mo can
be unexpectedly dangerous.

-Open morton, open.

-This monkey is from
the deep dark wilds

Of the african jungle.

-Morton is an orangutan,

And a member of the
great ape family.

Orangutans are from borneo
and sumatra, not africa.

-I know he's an orangutang.

-Orangutan, like a sun tan.

-That's it! Get
out, show's over!

Get out of here, go
on, b*at it! Get out!

Come on, come on.

I'll deal with you later.

Everybody out, show's over!

Go on!

-Okay sunscreen,
everybody get in here

And put it all over
noses, shoulders.

-Alex, hey! How you doing?

-Alex: hey, gavin,
what a surprise.

-You remember kayla.

-Oh, my girl.

Oh, it is so great
to see you.

Listen, I'm gonna introduce
you to mitch, okay?

Hey mitch.
-Mitch: yeah?

-This is my friend gavin.

-Hey gavin, how you doing?
-Gavin: alright.

-Alex: his daughter kayla.
-Hello kayla, I'm mitch.

You joining us this weekend?

-Kayla: uh huh.
-Mitch: alright!
[Phone ringing]

-Yeah?

-Mitch: go! Go! Go!

-Gavin: what? You
got to be kidding me.

Alright, I'll be back tonight.

I'm sorry honey.

-Don't tell me you have
to take off already.

-I just got this job alex,
I can't afford to lose it.

I know what you're thinking,
she's important too.

Believe me, I know that.

You know I can't always
be a father and a mother.

-Actually, I was
thinking that kayla and I

Haven't spent much time
together since we went camping.

I was wondering if she could
spend the weekend with me.

-What do you think kayla?

You wanna spend the
weekend with alex?

-I'd love to be with her.

-Okay, listen, listen to alex
and do what she says, okay?

And bedtime is eight o'clock.

Eight o'clock sharp.

-Okay, alright gavin, thanks.

-And honey, I love you.

Brush your teeth every night.

Take care, play safe.

-So, you're a member
of the great ape family.

Well I've had it with
you, you stupid ape.

You're gonna learn to be
mean or we're through.

Just see how long you
survive without me.

That's it, that is it!

I've had it with you!

No more mr. Nice guy.

Get inside, go on, get in.

Hey, back off!

Hey, back...

Hey!

Wait a second!

Ah, wait a minute!

Morton!

Morton, hold it,
get back here.

Don't go there.

Give me a break, will you?

Morton!

Come on!

Don't, oh!

Not there!

Oh!

Morton, you're gonna get it.

It's not...

Morton, come on!

Morton!

Come on!

This is it.

Now stay there.

Come on.

Oh man.

Come on now.

Stay, just stay.

Morton, morton, come on.

Come on!

Stop playing around.

Making me dizzy.

Morton, morton.

I'm getting wet over here,
you see that I'm getting wet?

Stand still!

Please, stay where you are.

Give me a break
for god sakes.

Help!

-Before we go home I
gotta stop by headquarters

For just a minute okay?

-Alex: alright.
-Alright.

-Kmf 295 to 201, motorist
called in man in trouble.

Clinging to the rock jetty

North of the california
incline, over.

-Mitch: this is
201, we're on it.

Call for backup.

-Radio: you got it.

-Alright kayla, stay right
here by the truck okay?

-Herbert: help!

Morton, you're not morton.

-Alex: okay, come on, come on.

That's okay, lay down.

-You alright, you alright?

-I'm gonna k*ll that
monk, ape, baboon.

Whatever he is, I'm gonna k*ll the...
-Take it easy, take it easy.

Look, you're lucky to be alive.

-Lucky? Ha!

My truck should be so lucky.

-You were driving?
-Yeah.

-Both: oh!

-Mitch: up you go.
-Alex: come on.

-Alright, listen, let's get
him back to headquarters.

Possible dui.

Are you okay mr...

-Crane, herbert crane.

Where's morton?

-Morton? Who is morton?

-My orangutang, tan,
tang, whatever he is.

-Alright, get him
out of here, okay.

Just get him to
headquarters, thank you.

-Hold it now, what do
you mean headquarters?

What's headquarters?

I have an ape and it's my
lifeline, are you kidding me?

-Lifeguard: alright, come on.

-Herbert: you call
yourselves lifeguards?

You don't know the
meaning of the word life.

Or guard for that matter.

-Mitch: alright,
what's wrong now?

-Lifeguard: come on, get up.

-Mitch: oh, for god
sakes, what's going on?

-I'm not going anywhere
until I find my orangutan.

-Alright, what
does it look like?

-I don't know, let's see,
he's about three feet tall,

Hairy and uh,
what do you think?

He's an orangutan!

-Lifeguard: you know
mitch, we found an empty cage

Up on the road
next to his truck.

-He's escaped, after
all I've done for him.

That lousy, no good...

Trouble! Nothing but trouble.

That's all he's ever been.

I tell you, when I
get my hands on him.

-Yeah, what are
you gonna do to him?

Will you please get
him out of here?

Take him to headquarters
and book him for a dui.

-Lifeguard: come
on herbert, let's go.

Let's get out of here.

Come on, help us
out, let's go.

-Scary that guy.

-Hey, it's not fair!

-Listen, if it makes
you feel any better,

We'll go back there tomorrow
and ask to see his license.

-Thanks cody, I just
have a bad feeling

About this whole
thing, you know?

And I can't stop
thinking about morton.

-Yeah.

-Morton? As in
morton the orangutan?

-Yeah, wait, how'd
you guys know?

-Well we fished one
drunk herbert crane

Out of the ocean today.

-Herbert crane, that's
morton's trainer.

-Yeah, but how do you
guys know about morton?

-Well he told us that
morton had escaped.

-Well thank god he got away.

But we got to find him cody.

-Wait a minute, why are
you happy he got away?

-Ah, let's just say the
guy's picture could be

In any psychology book under
abusive personality profile.

-Surprise, surprise, surprise.

-Come on, let's go.

Poor morton, he doesn't
have anything to eat.

We've got to find him
before his trainer does.

-I don't think you have
to worry about that.

Trainer's in the drunk t*nk,
he won't be out for a while.

-Yeah, besides, it's
gonna be dark soon.

He's probably
afraid and hiding.

-I just wish we
knew if he was hurt,

Or which direction he went.

Something to go on, you know?

Anything.

-Well we won't be able
to find him at night.

I'll tell you what.

We'll all get a good night's
sleep and start in the morning.

Come on, I'll give
you a ride home.
-Cody: alright.

-Yeah, you know
I appreciate you

Letting us stay here
for the weekend.

-You discuss with her
what happened today?

-Mm-hmm.

You know, she may be deaf
but she does not miss a b*at.

She is so bright,

She's just tired of everyone
helping her all the time.

-Two spoons please.

-Two spoons.

-I noticed she
gets frustrated when

She can't do things
right the first time.

-Speaking of.

-Hey! Wow, you
look nice, so clean.

Ready for a big dinner?

-Kayla has something
she wants to tell us.

-So no matter
what you may hear,

Do not put an apb out
on that orangutan.

-You guys can count on me.

-Thanks.
-Cody: thanks ron.

-Think I can help
you out there.

-What do you mean?

-Kayla said she
saw an orangutan on
the beach yesterday.

She said she saw
morton heading north.

[Phone ringing]

-Just one?
-Thanks.

♪ Some people stand
in the darkness ♪

♪ Afraid to step
into the light ♪

♪ Some people need
to help somebody ♪

♪ When the edge of
surrenders in sight ♪

♪ Don't you worry

♪ Its gonna be alright

♪ 'Cause I'm always there

♪ I won't let you
out of my sight ♪

♪ I'll be ready

♪ I'll be ready

♪ Never you fear

♪ No don't you fear

♪ I'll be ready

♪ Forever and always

♪ I'm always here

-Did you know that
the rainforest where
the orangutans live

In borneo are close
to being wiped out?

-No, I didn't.

-It's true.

The orangutans are dying
because their homes

And food supply
are being destroyed

To make way
for big business.

The habitat destruction
is unbelievable.

-That's terrible.

-It's so unfair.
-Cody: jessie.

-All I'm saying is,
even if we find morton

And get him away from herbert
crane, he has no place to go.

-Uh huh.

-But I didn't tell
you about my plan.

-What plan?

Kind of a big lunch
wouldn't you say?

-This is not my
lunch, this is my plan.

-Your plan?

-To find morton.

I'm gonna hit
him where it counts.

Right in his appetite.

Morton, I knew
I'd find you.

Hey.

Nobody's going to
hurt you, okay?

You can trust me.

Grapes, you like those.

Open, you remember.

You are so adorable.

Come here, give me a hug.

Give me a hug.

-So kayla doesn't want
anyone helping her anymore,

She doesn't want to compete.

-Hey mitch.
-Mitch: yeah?

-We need to see you in
the locker room right away.

-Come on morton,
you're doing great.

-I got a lot of information
from a website for orangutans,

And also I've already contacted
the orangutan foundation.

They can help us but it's
gonna take a couple of days.

-So we just need to take
care of him until then.

And the thing of it is, we
both live in apartments.

And well, you know landlords.

-What's he doing?

-He's building
a nest for later.

But you have a house mitch,

And it would only
be for a few days.

-No way.
-Cody: why?

-Why? For one thing I
wouldn't know what to feed him.

-20 Pounds of fruit.

-20 Pounds of fruit?

-A day.
-Mitch: a day?

No, absolutely not.

Alright, how do you say
goodnight in sign language?

-Goodnight.
-Goodnight, in
the bed, let's go.

Big day tomorrow.

Morton, you are not
sleeping in this bed,

You have your own bed.

Come on.

Come on. What is all this?

What are you planning
on having a party later?

You're supposed to eat fruit.

In the bed, okay.

Night night, don't
let the bed bugs bite.

Give me that, give me that.

Give me, give me, give me.

Okay, goodnight.

Stop giggling.

-Goodnight morton.

-Junk food junkie.

I am so tired.

Oh, what? What?

Oh for god sakes, morton
you're k*lling me here pal.

I thought you eat
20 pounds of fruit,

Not 20 pounds of junk.

Alright come on,
come on let's go.

Up, up, yeah you can
take that with you.

Come on, alright, we're
gonna go for a little walk.

Alright, it's nice out,
maybe you'll get tired.

We'll take a long
walk and then...

Come on now, yeah.

Come on, come on, come on.

Hey, hey, hey, hey.

What the hell?

Morton!

Come on man!

Morton!

Morton!

I'm talking to an orangutan.

Morton!

Buddy, buddy!

Open the door.
Open the door!

Open the door morton.

Morton come here, come here!

Come back here!

Alright, alright, I'm
ready to cut a deal.

[Screaming]

Oh.

-Is your house
always like this?

-Well, what can I say,
I think he likes me.

-Good morning.

-Hey, you guys are
getting really chummy huh?

-Friends forever.
-Cool.

-You know the competition
starts in a few hours,

We should get going.

-I'm not going.

-Why not?


Oh, you know we're missing
something aren't we?

-We're missing...

-Yeah, we're missing something.

-Oh yeah, yeah, we're
missing something.

-A mascot, we
don't have a mascot.

Hey, what do you say
morton becomes the first

Orangutan mascot of the
beach olympic games huh?

-Kayla, would you
mind coming with us

Just to make sure
morton's okay?

-He would be the first ever.

-First ever?

-The first ever.

-Okay I'll go.

Just to make sure he's okay.

-Great.

Piggyback, huh?

Come on.

-Alright morton.

-Today we have with us,

A young deaf girl
named aimee walker.

Aimee is a top gymnast and
an olympic 2000 hopeful.

She's overcome many
obstacles and won two titles

In the floor and vault routine

For the olympic
junior competition.

Aimee is going
to share with us

Her gold medal routine today.

Please welcome, aimee walker.

♪ No one thought I'd ever come this far

♪ Even though the road here was hard

♪ Inside I knew that I was meant more

♪ I ran through and opened up that door ♪

♪ I never gave up

♪ And now I've touched the sky

♪ I never gave up

♪ I can jump so high

♪ Every night I've danced on angels wings


♪ I worked so hard to grab my dreams

♪ Hope in my life helped me reach the top


♪ I never gave up

♪ I never gave up

♪ Every night I've danced on angels wings


♪ I worked so hard to grab my dreams


♪ Hope in my life helped me reach the top


-Yes!

-Alright.

Aimee would like
to say something.

-Translator: I want
to say to all of you,

Thank you very very much.

-Hold it beach puppy,
where's buchannon?

-Lifeguard: right over there.
-Good.

-Kayla: come on.

Don't worry morton,

I won't let the
mean man hurt you.

-Cody: it's good.
-Mitch: awesome.

Kids are awesome.

-Listen up sand boy, I
heard you have morton,

And I want him back now, or
I'm gonna call my lawyer.

-You're wrinkling my jacket.

-You know what, I think
that's a great idea.

In fact, let's
call him right now.

Because unless you have
the necessary papers

To prove that morton was
born here in captivity,

That means the only way
he could've been captured

Was if his mother was
poached and m*rder*d.

You'll be arrested for
illegally obtaining an animal

On the endangered species list.

I doubt you have those papers.

So you're gonna
need that lawyer.

-Mitch: wow.
-Cody: computer website.

-Well aren't you a geek.

I'm not gonna let you
guys get away with this.

Morton belongs to me.

-Morton doesn't
belong to anybody,

Especially somebody who
abuses him and exploits him.

He deserves to be free.

And I think somewhere underneath
that mr. Tough guy image,

You agree with me.

-Yeah, well you haven't heard
the last of herbert crane.

You're gonna need
another jacket next time.

-Hey, have you guys
seen kayla and morton?

-Yeah, I just saw em
back up at headquarters.

-They're not there,
I've looked everywhere.
-Terrific.

Kayla saw him.

She probably took off with
morton to try and protect him.

Alright, we start the search.

You guys check the headquarters,
we'll check the beach.

[Screaming]

[Screaming]

-Alex: kayla!

-Morton's gotta be
around here somewhere.

-They could be anywhere.

-Morton, don't leave me.

Morton, help.

Please.

I need you, please.

Morton.

-I don't see them.

-We've covered the whole area
-morton?

-Morton.

Morton, where's kayla?

Take me to kayla, huh?

Take me to kayla.

Come on, take me to kayla.

-Alex: come on sweetie.
-That a boy.

That a boy.

-Morton, come back.

-Kayla!

-Help!

Help!

Help!

-I'm gonna go right
down and swim under.

-Okay.

Stay here morton.

Kayla, hold on sweetheart.

-Help!

-Stay calm kayla.

-Help!

-Hold on to the side, hold on.

-Kayla?

Hang on!

You okay?

Now we gotta work
as a team here okay?

So you help me,
I help you okay?

On three, one, two, three,
we take a big breath

And go under water
and swim out, okay?

Don't kick, I'll
get you out, okay?

Alright, let's go.

One, two, three.

-Come on morton, let's go.

-Are you okay?

Alright.

Get you warm huh?

-I'm sorry mitch,
the mean man--

-No, no, it's okay.

I know you ran away with
morton to protect him.

I also know morton would not
have left you in that cave

Except to help you.

-I know.

He saved me, he's my friend.

You're my friend too
mitch, you saved me too.

-Hey mitch, the games
start in 15 minutes.

Kayla you're gonna be late.

-I don't think I wanna go.

-Kayla, you know we
helped each other out

In that cave didn't we?

We worked as a team right?

Kayla, I'm a lifeguard.

It's my job to help people.

I help people every
single day of my life.

You know it's not a
bad thing to need help,

Especially from a friend.

We all need help
sometimes in our lives.

It doesn't mean you're gonna
lose your independence,

Or your freedom.

Freedom lies in your
heart and your attitude.

-Come on kayla, you
don't wanna be late.

-Okay, thanks.

-Alright, come on.

-Morton wants to come too.

-Come on morton!

-Come on morton.

Come on, yes.

Come on, get up here.

-Mitch: there we go.

-I'm gonna jump in with him.

♪ Oh oh oh

♪ Silence has a lonely side

♪ When it hurts too
much to cry out loud ♪

♪ Trapped like a bird
in the cage of cry ♪

♪ Never knowing I
had wings to fly ♪

♪ Til your cage
set my spirit free ♪

♪ Show me freedom that's
in the heart of me ♪

♪ Friends forever,
forever friends ♪

♪ Wherever we go
down life's long road ♪

♪ Together til the end

♪ I won't break

♪ You made me brave
enough to bend ♪

♪ Friends forever

♪ Forever friends

♪ Friends forever,
forever friends ♪

♪ Wherever we go
down life's long road ♪

♪ Together til the end

♪ I won't break, you made
me brave enough to bend ♪

♪ Friends forever,
forever friends ♪

♪ Friends forever,
forever friends ♪

♪ Friends forever,
forever friends ♪

-The state of hawaii has
donated over 20 acres of land

Near hilo on the big island

To the orangutan
foundation international.

They're also building
a one of a kind

Sanctuary for orangutans.

Hey.

-The climate is
almost identical

To the orangutan's
home in indonesia.

And built in such a way
that people can view them

In their natural habitat.

-Daddy, I don't
want morton to go.

-Honey, this is the
best thing for morton.

Now this is his chance to
live with other orangutans

And finally do
what orangutans do,

Not what people do.

-Kayla, the home that
morton was born to have

Has been taken away from him,

And now he has a
chance to get it back.

I know that if your
friend is happy,

Then you're gonna be happy too.

-I'll miss you morton.

-Kayla, I'm taking some
time off next month,

And I think hawaii is a
wonderful place to vacation.

I bet we can be some
of the first people

To see the sanctuary.

-Hey guys.

I ran into herbert and he wants

To say something to all of us.

-Hi herbert.

-Alright, don't get
your gills in an uproar.

Mitch was right, I was wrong.

Morton, I've been treating
you bad for a long time.

Nobody deserves to be
treated that way, no animal.

Can you ever forgive me?

Alright, alright.

Get out of here you big lug.

So where you taking him anyway?

-Hawaii.
-Herbert: hawaii?

Alright, that's fine.

He deserves that, he
deserves a vacation in hawaii

And I deserve what I
got, which is squat.

That's alright.

Goodbye.

Morton, send me a postcard.

-Well morton,
buddy, thanks a lot.

You were great.
The house will
never be the same.

-I can already see you
swinging on those trees.

-Remember morton,
friends forever.

-Mitch: the orangutan that
played morton in this episode

Will be retired to an
orangutan sanctuary.

-If you wanna help
save orangutans,

Please call 1-800-orangutan.

-The orangutan
foundation international

Saves wild orangutans
and the rainforest.

Ofi is also building an
orangutan sanctuary in hawaii.

-Both: you can
make a difference.

-Morton thinks so.

-Give me kiss.

Aww.

[End theme music playing]
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