02x23 - Bought, Lost Or Stolen

Episode transcripts for the TV show "Andi Mack". Aired: March 10, 2017 - July 26, 2019.*
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Life goes from normal to a roller-coaster ride overnight for artistic teenager Andi on the eve of her 13th birthday.
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02x23 - Bought, Lost Or Stolen

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JONAH: Previously, on Andi Mack...

I made something for you.

These are incredible.

Too bad I can't wear them
outside this room.

Why not?

I don't wanna take the chance
that Jonah would see them.

Like your sneaks.

They were a gift, from a friend.

I know who the friend is.

ANDI: These are family heirlooms.

My mom saved them from when I was born.

And now, I'm making them
into a bracelet for her.

And I'm going to give it
to her in this box.

This is off limits.

I'm gonna put this up here.

- Hello!
- Mommy!

ANDI: Bye, Morgan!

She took it! She took my box!

Morgan doesn't seem like the kind
of kid who would steal somethin'.

Which means, you don't believe me.

Is this it?

Now, is there something
you wanna say to Morgan?

Sorry.

I know that she took this box.

I just wish that Bowie believed me.

Because of recent events, these
rules must now be followed

when borrowing each other's clothes.

Rule one: Ask before taking something.

Rule two: All items must
be cleaned and returned

in the same condition they were taken.

And, rule number three: All items may
be borrowed for three days, max.

- Any questions?
- Just my original question:

Where is my fuzzy blue cardigan?

Hopefully, in the cineplex
lost and found.

I'm waiting for a call back.

Perfect!

Which is why we need the rules!

(THEME MUSIC PLAYING)

♪ I'm standin' on the edge ♪

♪ And everything I know-oh-oh
is blown away ♪


♪ Life is upside down ♪

♪ But any way it goes I'll work it out ♪

♪ Oh oh oh oh oh ♪

♪ Here we go ♪

- ♪ One, two, three ♪
- ♪ I'm ready for tomorrow ♪


♪ Tomorrow starts today ♪

♪ There ain't a map to follow ♪

♪ But I'm with you all the way

♪ I'm ready for tomorrow ♪

- ♪ Tomorrow starts today ♪
- ♪ Hey ♪


♪ There ain't a map to follow ♪

- ♪ But I'm with you all the way ♪
- ♪ Hey ♪


♪ All the way ♪

(BOTH YELP)

What are you doing here?

I live here. What are you doing here?

That's none of your business.

Of course it isn't.

I'm so sorry...

the bulb wasn't on.

It's usually on if my mom's
with a patient.

Maybe it's out. Or maybe it's broken.

It was nice seeing you.

AMBER: No, it wasn't!

- Guess who?
- Oh!

Um, it's either the amazing woman

I'm having lunch with
or a really handsy customer.

Hi.

Hi.

Ready to go?

Almost. Give me a few minutes?

Okay.

Oh, uh... I brought you a surprise.

Come on out, surprise!

Surprise!

- Morgan!
- She begged me to come.

Well, I just she doesn't mind me
stealing some of her French fries!

You better stay away from my fries.

Never!

(MIRANDA LAUGHS)

Just let me finish up here, and
then we'll go have lunch, okay?

- Okay.
- Okay.

- I'm bored.
- Do you wanna draw?

I brought your pencils.

No.

Do you wanna play,
"I Spy with My Little Eye"?

I'm not five.

Morgan... let me show you something.

These are music boxes.

Here's how they work.

(MUSIC PLAYS)

(MIRANDA LAUGHS)

Pretty cool, right?

Here you go, you try.

(MUSIC PLAYS)

- I like it!
- Yeah?

Each one of these
plays a different song.

You can play with these
until I'm ready to go.

Mm-hm. Okay.

Has anyone ever told you you're perfect?

(LAUGHS) Um, actually... yeah.

(BOWIE AND MIRANDA LAUGH)

Hi.

If you're here to horrify me,
you've already done that today.

That's exactly why I'm here,
to apologize for horrifying you.

As the child of four therapists,
I feel personally responsible

for handling the situation in the
most professional manner possible...

which I didn't do earlier.

And I am really, really sorry
about that.

I want you to know that I won't
tell anyone that I saw you

or that you're in therapy.

- Apology accepted.
- Great!

Uh, well, um, looking
forward to disliking

each other the normal amount, then.

Does therapy help?

I think so.

And my mom is a really good therapist.

I'm sure she is. It's just...

I don't feel comfortable
talking to adults.

I get that. They can be
really annoying sometimes,

with their "experience" and "wisdom."

(LAUGHS) Okay, old people, we get it,

but maybe we can't learn
from your stuff.

- Maybe we have different stuff.
- Not everything happened to you.

(LAUGHS)

I like talking to you
better than your mom.

Thanks. I like talking to
you better than your mom.

- Huh?
- That was awkward.

I don't think we've ever
really talked before.

I mean, I've had some conversations
with you in my head.

About what?

So, if you don't like talking to
adults, why are you in therapy?

It was my parents' idea.
They're worried about me.

With everything going on at home, they
want me to... express my feelings.

That can be hard.

It's just... some of my
feelings are kinda dark.

Everybody's messed up.
We all have dark stuff.

Yeah, but my stuff is super dark.

I think that, too sometimes. But I
find that, if I say it out loud,

it doesn't seem so bad.

You really think that's true?

Absolutely.

I spit on the hamburgers. And then
I like to watch people eat them.

You're trying to remember if you've ever
had a hamburger from here, aren't you?

Uh-huh.

Now do you think I'm messed up?

No.

Are you going to tell anyone
I'm messed up?

No.

You better not.

I'm trusting you
with my deep, dark secret.

That's... quite an honor.

Yes... it is.

(ROCK MUSIC PLAYS)

I love this art festival.

It's like the world's biggest AndiShack.

Wouldn't this be perfect
to hang in the salon?

Ugh... no.

It most certainly would not.

Come on! This doesn't
say "Cloud Ten" to you?

No... it says, "Don't buy me, I'm ugly."

Then you pick something.

How about this?

That's actually beautiful.

- Mm-hm.
- The imagery transports you,

right into a podiatrist's waiting room.

(SCOFFS)

Andi? Andi, can you come here a second?

Yeah.

Which one do you like better?

Uh-uh. No way.

Leave me out of this.

But we trust your opinion.

Well, my opinion is that you find
a piece of art you both like.

Well, there's nothing good
hanging in the house.

What?

Okay. You guys are at an art festival.

A literal festival of art.

Thousands of things to choose from.

Just pick some art.

Any art!

That painting... or that photograph.

Or that...

charcoal drawing.

- (MIRANDA LAUGHS)
- All right... finished!

- Let's have lunch.
- Okay, great.

Morgan, can you put away
the music boxes?

Okay.

Is that all the music boxes?

Yes.

Huh. Thought there were five.

Hey, it doesn't matter. Let's go.

(MUSIC BOX PLAYS)

Uh... Morgan?

Is there something in your pocket?

I didn't know it was there.

That's okay, uh... nobody's mad, right?

Right.

Just put it back.

You okay?

You're not gonna say
anything else to her?

She put it back.

Is there anything else
you want me to say?

I mean, it's your call.

Thanks, for saying that.

Okay. Let's eat! (LAUGHS)

Who is... Walker Brodsky?

The caricature artist,
from Cyrus' bar mitzvah.

Did you know about this?

I... knew he drew it.

But I didn't know it would be here.

On display, winning awards!

Why didn't he tell you?

I wanted to... but... someone
thought it would be better

if we didn't talk anymore.

Of course you'd be here.

Of course, you'd be here. (LAUGHS)

Nice to see you again, Ms. Mack.

Oh, please, call me Bex.

Ms. Mack is my mother...
who happens to be right here.

Oh, then, let me try this again.

- Nice to meet you, Ms. Mack.
- Oh, please, call me Celia.

Ms. Mack is my mother-in-law.

When do I get to meet her?

She's dead.

Well, she is.

(SCOFFS)

Uh, my face? First place? You
can't sh**t a girl a text?

Well, I was respecting your wishes.

Oh, well, respect my wishes if a drawing
of my face comes in second place.

If a drawing of my face comes in
first place, all bets are off.

(LAUGHS)

It's really good to see you.

MIRANDA: You were very quiet at lunch.
What's going on?

Oh...

Oh... Morgie... here's my phone.

Why don't you sit over
there and play your game?

Okay.

(CLEARS THROAT)

I just thought... you might've
said somethin' more to her.

Ohhh, so earlier, when you said it
was my call on how to handle this,

you didn't really mean it.

Except you didn't handle it.

Is it really that big of a deal?

Yeah, I think it is.

She's seven. It's the
kinda stuff kids do.

Mmm... has she done this before?

Why would you ask that?

Because of what happened at AndiShack.

(SIGHS)

So Morgan did steal the prayer box.

I kinda thought we were past this.

And you knew she stole it?

I was hoping that Andi and
Morgan would become friends.

It's important that they like each
other because we like each other.

And you asked Andi
to apologize to Morgan.

I'm sorry.

Now are we past this?

Wait. How did the box
get back into AndiShack?

I guess not. (SIGHS)

You put it there!

Maybe it wasn't the best decision.

It was a horrible decision!

You made it look like
it was all Andi's fault!

That's not what I wanted to do.

You made me doubt my own daughter.

And even worse...
you made Andi doubt herself.

Morgan still has a lot to
learn, which she will.

I guess I have a lot to learn, too.

Knowing when I can trust someone.

(LAUGHS)

There's no such thing as
trusting a seven-year-old.

I'm talking about you.

Morgan, let's go, we're leaving.

Bye.

Bye, Morgan.

(SIGHS)

Andi, hey... I wanna get a
picture with the picture.

Okay, say Leonard Da Vin-cheese!
(CHUCKLES)

I thought it would get
a better reaction.

Oh, hey, that's my granddaughter
in that drawing.

We won first place!

(CAMERA CLICKS)

Okay, different pose.

Something where it looks like
you know each other.

Hey, isn't that Bar Mitzvah Boy
and Phoenix Girl?

Yeah, that's Buffy and Cyrus.

And my boyfriend, Jonah.

(CAMERA CLICKS)

So glad I captured that moment.

What should we do?

We should... check out
the primitive folk art.


Mm-hm.

I wasn't sure if you guys
were showing up.

Cyrus made friends with an artist,

who sold him... that.

- (JONAH/WALKER LAUGH)
- Yikes.

I mean... nice.

I'm an easy mark.

That's a great picture of you.

- Allow me to explain what happened...
- Not necessary,

I think it's pretty obvious
what's goin' on here.

You're the artist.

That's right.

Congratulations on winning first place.

- Thanks, man.
- I'm Jonah, by the way.

I'm Walker. Nice to finally meet you.

JONAH: You, too.

Can I buy that?

It's not for sale.

I figured, but I had to try, right?

Wanna show me around?

Let's go. I haven't seen anything yet.

We'll catch up with you guys later.

Right. Sounds good.

- Bye, Andi.
- Bye!

Hey, shouldn't you be in Phoenix?

Uh, yeah. That didn't really work out.

Your friends must be happy.

We're ecstatic.

Anyways, uh, it's good to see you again.

You, too.

What was that?

What was what?

This, with the hair.

What about it?

You never do that.

I play with my hair all the time.

Never!

Which can only mean one thing:

Your crush is on Walker.

Cyrus, please.

- You have a tell.
- A what?

A tell. It's an unconscious thing you do

when you're trying to hide something.

Like who you have a crush on.

I'm not trying to hide anything.

I'm just not telling you.

There's a difference.

What is it?

Like I said the other day...

It's interesting you bring up
the other day.

Because then, your hostile silence
confirmed that your crush was Jonah.

But now, your stubborn refusal
to acknowledge your tell,

points to Walker.

Here's the tell for
"This conversation is over."

It's not a tell if you tell me.

What?

You know, I was really nervous
about you meeting Walker.

But... you were so cool.

You can be friends with anyone.

How is that even possible?

Because I'm the one wearing this.

- ♪ It doesn't get better than this ♪
- (LAUGHS)

- (BOTH LAUGH)
- ♪ It doesn't get better than this ♪


♪ And I know, no matter where I go ♪

♪ I can shine this light,
I can let it show ♪


- ♪ It doesn't get better ♪
- You guys look adorable together.

No, we don't.

Yes, we do.

Just admit it...

you're happy.

Yeah.

- I guess we are.
- (BOTH LAUGH)

Just don't overdo it and make it gross.

(BOTH LAUGH)

Hey. Have we ordered?

Yeah. Got you a milkshake
and some baby taters.

- Great. Who's our...
- Hi, Cyrus.

Amber. (CLEARS THROAT) Yay.

Large baby taters for the happy couple.

Small baby taters for Cyrus.

And a burger for Buffy.

You ordered a burger?

With extra pickles.

Bon appetit!

You know what? That doesn't
look cooked enough.

Here, let me take it back.

Ow!

It's fine.

Uh... I guess it looks okay.

In fact, it looks really okay.

I wish I had ordered a burger.

Do you wanna trade?

No.

I'll... I'll throw in my milkshake.

And a foot rub!

No! And stay away from my feet.

(DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING)

Noooooo!

(PLOPS)

What's wrong with you?

I'm so sorry!
I don't know what happened.

I'll go order you another one.

(WHISPERS) I couldn't let
my friend eat a spitburger!

And I didn't reveal your secret.

I know. You passed the test.

What test?

I wanted to see if you'd keep my secret.

And you did.

Now I can tell you the truth.

Y... You lost me somewhere.

Cyrus, I don't spit
in people's hamburgers.

Ohh!

Oh! Oh, thank goodness!

Did you really think
I was capable of something

so mean and disgusting?

Yes, like absolutely capable.

Your mom said I had to find
people I can trust.

She says I need to open up more.

As in... to me?

Apparently, I'm very bottled up.

Huh. Well, um, Wednesday
afternoons work for me.

Actually, any afternoon. I don't think
they'll miss me in Spanish Club.

Morgan stole a music box?

- Yeah.
- What did Miranda say?

She said... it's the kinda
stuff that kids do.

- (GASPS) No!
- She did not say that!

Oh, please stop,
this story is too awful.

Then what happened?

I got her to admit that...
Morgan took Andi's bracelet.

I knew it!

Miranda stood there
with that fake smile.

(MIMICKING) "Oh, Andi, is there
something you wanna say to Morgan?"

(MIMICKING) "Oh, Andi, could you
please apologize to Morgie?"

Hey, but you found the bracelet
in AndiShack.

How is that even possible?

Yeah, Morgan was standing
outside with you the whole time.

BOTH: Miranda!

(GASPS) They're like a
mother-daughter crime team!

Look, I... I am so, so sorry
that I put you through that.

I really thought for a minute
there I was losing my mind.

I... I know, I... I feel horrible.

I can't believe I ever doubted
you, even for a second.

I'm such an idiot.

No. Stop.

It's over now.

You know what we should be? A
mother-daughter crime-fighting team.

Ooh, making Shadyside less
shady, one block at a time.

(BEX LAUGHS)

So, um... you and Miranda?

Oh, that's over, too.

Oh, really?

She's outta my life forever.

Oh, and I found a fuzzy
blue cardigan in my car.

BOTH: Yay!

(BOTH SHOUTING)

(CHATTERING INDISTINCTLY)

ANDI: Next, on Andi Mack...

Your lunch is served, Cyrus and... you.

Why do you have this need
to be friendly with...

unfriendly people?

You know, from Amber's point of view,

you're the unfriendly one.

Are we playing that game

we used to play?

In this version... there's a twist.

Jonah's taking me

to the trampoline park tomorrow.

Will this be your first real date?

You're really the coolest girl
I've ever known.

I was thinking, Adrenaline City
next weekend?

I can't next weekend.

The weekend after that?

- Andi...
- Oh, no. I was having so much fun.

(TWO DRUMBEATS)

- (BOING)
- (THUD)
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