[CHEERING]
[POP]
[WHOOPING, CHEERING CONTINUES]
[OVERLAPPING MUTED CHATTER,
BACKGROUND NOISE]
Archduke Ferdinand is still alive!
World w*r I never happened!
That's million lives saved!
Drinks are on the house.
[CHEERING]
Couple of stouts?
- Oh, no, no, no.
- No thank you. Nope.
- I'm too nervous to drink.
- Nervous?
Sara Lance did it.
She changed a Fixed Point!
Yes, but she and our
companions are about to
go into battle with an Evil Waverider
and some extremely formidable
Time Correctors.
Well, not unless
we kick their asses first.
I'm not gonna let some fascist time cops
tell me how history should be.
- Let's go, yeah!
- Yeah!
[WHISPERS] What have I done?
No, no, wait, wait, wait, wait!
This is our battle, not yours.
Trust me now. This is not an enemy
that you want to be
going up against now.
[ALIEN LANGUAGE]
[ALL CHEERING]
- No, no, no, no...
- No, no, no.
I am terribly sorry, Legends.
I inadvertently ran my mouth,
and now all of our patrons
are headed your way
to assist in the att*ck.
I sincerely hope I haven't
ruined the offensive.
Gideon, it's all right.
It's not your fault.
We're just gonna have to
take the Waverider quickly.
All right, Cap. What's the plan?
When the Robos exit
to restore the timeline,
we'll ambush and seize the Waverider.
So we just take Evil Gideon offline,
and then the Waverider's ours.
Goodbye, robots.
Goodbye, janky time travel.
I wonder who they're copies of.
I hope it's not an army of Hoovers.
Robos are Robos... doesn't
matter what they look like.
We're taking them down.
Damn right, Astra.
There's no one the Legends can't b*at.
[SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC]
♪ ♪
Son of a...
[EXCITING MUSIC]
That's who Evil Gideon sent to k*ll us?
We really are our own worst enemy.
All right, we're wasting time.
Should we att*ck?
No, they could use
the Waverider as cover.
We need to find something
to draw them away.
[CROWD YELLING]
[DRAMATIC MUSIC]
It's a trap. Miss Cruz and Mr. Green,
stay on the ship and
help locate the Legends.
The rest of you, eliminate
every Time Traveler
and restore the timeline.
♪ ♪
What the...
[ENGINE THRUMMING]
- No!
- Damn it.
[CROWD YELLING]
No.
Robo-Me is steel with normal skin.
And he has giant arms?
I mean, come on. Pick one.
The ego on me...
I mean, he's clearly over-compensating.
Oh, no, no.
He's really filling out those pants.
You heard Gideon.
Let's k*ll these time-traveling losers.
Steel Punch!
[GASPS] Oh!
Oh my God.
[YELLS]
[DRAMATIC MUSIC]
♪ ♪
[EXCLAIMING, COMMOTION]
I'm a monster.
- Wai... Wait!
- Behrad!
Stop k*lling people!
♪ ♪
Gideon, we found them.
[SHIP ENGINE THRUMMING]
All right, let's draw them away.
Come on, go. Run! Go!
Ah!
- Okay, come on.
- I'm fine.
- Seriously, I'm fine.
- Okay...
Ow! Uhh... [GRUNTS]
We need to get her outta here.
[WEAPONS f*ring]
Get Ava to the Fixed Point.
Nate and I will buy you some time. Go.
[OVERLAPPING CHATTER]
This way.
♪ ♪
Halt your pursuit.
Aw, come on Gideon.
I can't wait to k*ll that
puny-armed version of me.
Believe it or not, Captain Heywood,
but the Legends are
merely distracting you.
The epicenter of this aberration
is Archduke Ferdinand,
who is still alive.
Mmm.
Did they stop following us?
But that doesn't make sense.
What's more important than stopping us?
Well, we did delay
the start of World w*r I,
but you said Thawne was gonna
take care of that, right?
Yeah, but they don't know that.
They've been targeting Time Travelers...
I have to warn Thawne.
I'll meet you at the Fixed Point.
In a moment, the archduke
and his wife will pass by.
Princip, you must do
what the other members
of the Black Hand could not.
[HEAVY MUSIC]
♪ ♪
Hey, hey, hey, hey, you can't be here.
- [WOMEN SCREAMING]
- He's got a w*apon!
- [g*nshots]
- [SCREAMING]
[COMMOTION]
The archduke!
[SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC]
♪ ♪
[INDISTINCT CHATTERING]
♪ ♪
World w*r I is back on track.
I hope you did what you needed to do.
I haven't seen that outfit in ages.
[GRUNTS]
- [GROANS]
- At least her outfit
doesn't have a hole in it.
[GROANING]
- I'm okay, I'm okay.
- Come on, sit down over here.
Let's take this coat off, now, shall we?
[OMINOUS MUSIC]
[INDISTINCT CHATTER]
Like sh**t' fish in a barrel.
[GRUNTS]
[CLICK, WHIR]
Thawne!
Hey. All right.
I'm gonna get help. You just hold on.
- It's too late.
- [SIGHS]
Thawne, I'm sorry.
This...
[PANTING]
... is yours now.
Hey.
Hey.
[SOMBER MUSIC]
[DEVICE BEEPS]
[TICKING]
[BACKGROUND CHATTER]
[SOMBER MUSIC]
♪ ♪
How's Ava?
Oh, Miss Lance. Yes, uh, well,
I used some vodka
to disinfect the wound,
and then she ingested
even more to numb her pain.
But by the grace of God,
she will be fine.
[SIGHS]
Okay, so...
here's the situation.
Our stealth plan has gone to hell.
The Waverider's in the air,
the Robo-Legends are after us,
and the Time Travelers
are all gone or dead.
Thawne is dead as well.
[SPEAKS SPANISH]
What about the timeline?
Let's just focus
on the immediate problem:
the Robos.
Now, unless someone has a better idea,
here's my crazy one.
I wanna talk to them.
You want to... talk to them?
Look, they wanna protect the timeline.
We wanna go home.
We both want the same thing.
So if I could just explain it to them
in terms they can understand...
I think it's a risk worth taking.
And I'd like to be here to assist.
You're waiting in the Manor.
Look, I appreciate that, Gideon,
but you all need to wait in the Manor
in case this plan goes south.
Hey, babe. Are you feeling okay?
[GRUNTS] Ow, just, uh,
just... just promise you'll be careful.
I will.
Get some rest, okay?
[SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC]
♪ ♪
Robo-Legends, this is Sara Lance.
How did you losers access our comms?
I, uh, tried a bunch
of different channels.
Giving up. Smart.
No, actually, I wanna talk. No fighting.
Meet me at the tavern where they
plotted to k*ll the archduke.
No fighting?
They're pathetic.
[INDISTINCT CHATTER]
I can't let you do this alone.
At a parley, you must have a second.
We already had this conversation.
But I insist. You see,
soldiers don't go
on missions by themselves.
They stick together.
It's part of the discipline
- and the rules of w*r.
- Your rules have gone
out the window, all right?
I need you to get back
to the Manor... please.
[TENSE MUSIC]
♪ ♪
[SIGHS] Just go.
Out, peasants!
♪ ♪
Where's your captain?
[CHUCKLES]
I'm the captain, flesh bag.
Well, that's a choice.
Look, all this v*olence,
it's unnecessary.
We both want the same thing:
to protect the timeline.
[GRUNTS, CHUCKLES]
Is that why you saved the archduke?
That was to lure the Waverider.
We had a plan to put history back,
which is why you shouldn't
have k*lled Thawne.
Well, our orders were to k*ll
all Time Travelers here,
including you.
We don't even wanna be here.
We wanna go home.
So let's just come to an agreement
so no one else has to die.
Your lectures are the worst.
Well, you were modeled after us.
We're nothing like you!
You guys are pathetic losers
who ruin everything.
Were you programmed to be this annoying,
or is that a personal choice?
We have one job, and that's
to protect the timeline.
And k*ll anyone who messes with it.
So I guess we have two jobs.
That's why we have
to k*ll you, your team,
and your wife.
Right here, right now.
Oh.
Then I guess there will be fighting.
But I have to warn you,
I'm not that easy to k*ll.
Oh, 'cause of your
invincibility? [CHUCKLES]
You know how I'm gonna t*rture you?
I'm gonna k*ll you over
and over and over again
until you give me your team's location.
Bye. Haaah...
- [CLANK]
- Oh...
[AS ARNOLD SCHWARZENEGGER] Nice try.
Why am I talking like this?
Whatever. It sounds wonderful.
Here we go!
[cr*ck]
[WHIMPERING]
[LABORED BREATHING]
Our father, who art in heaven,
hallowed be thy name...
[WHISPERING] Calm down, Gwyn. Calm down.
Calm down... you just need to
focus on your breathing.
Okay, okay, okay.
Hey, it's okay.
[EXHALES DEEPLY]
- It's gonna be okay.
- [EXHALES]
[STIRRING MUSIC]
[CONTINUES AS ARNOLD]
How am I gonna k*ll you next?
Decapitation?
That'd be fantastic to be
able to rip off your head.
Hmm.
[AS ARNOLD] Gideon.
Hang on.
♪ ♪
[NORMAL VOICE] Gideon,
she got away.
These Legends are like cocka-roaches.
But don't worry.
I'm the exterminator.
♪ ♪
What are we gonna do?
We can't reason with them.
We can't fight with them.
What am I gonna tell the others?
That you tried to negotiate with them,
and that they tried to k*ll you.
That you fought honorably,
and they fought dishonorably.
And therefore, you were
under no obligation
to fight with honor.
Honorably or dishonorably,
we still can't b*at them.
In w*r, a soldier is only
ever as good as his general.
Even in the darkest of times,
it is the general's job
to be a beacon of light.
We are the Legends, not the m*llitary.
But it's all the same! Don't you see?
I was a lost, lonely, and broken man.
But with your help,
I was able to-to-to
rebuild myself back up.
We are in the valley
of the shadow of death.
But we will get through this,
and we will defeat
those wretched machines.
I believe in you, Miss Lance.
Like you believed in me.
And you will figure out
what we ought to do here.
What would you do?
Who, me?
Oh, no, no, no, no, I'm no leader.
- You are.
- But you were a soldier.
With more wartime experience
than any of us.
So against a dishonorable foe
like that, what would you do?
[DRAMATIC MUSIC]
It is perilous for us
to engage in any adversary
this lethal, head on.
The only way to defeat them is
to never confront them directly
and to play dirty if we have to.
Fighting dirty's up my alley,
but avoiding them like cowards is not.
Yeah, we must play to our
strengths, Miss Logue.
You see, theirs is brawn.
Ours is brains.
We cannot out-punch them,
but we will out-think them.
Now, our objective
is to infiltrate their base,
and overthrow their general.
Quick question:
how are we supposed
to infiltrate the Waverider
if it's both cloaked and flying?
Excellent observation, Dr. Heywood.
And in order to circumnavigate
this here obstacle,
we shall deploy a spy.
[LIGHTLY EDGY MUSIC]
- Huh?
- Excellent.
Oh, don't forget this.
A g*n. Great.
Now, as soon as you board the Waverider,
you will need to disable Evil Gideon.
You see, shutting her down
means that the machines
use their general.
Ah, without Evil Gideon
calling the sh*ts,
the Robo-Legends should fall apart.
From your mouth to God's ears, my boy.
I really gotta do this alone?
You're never alone, my boy. Never alone.
You will be accompanied with a team,
hidden in the key, mind you,
because if anybody sees them...
- We're screwed.
- Exactly.
Now, as soon as Evil Gideon is offline,
you'll need to land the Waverider
so the rest of us can board.
Hey! What do you need us to do?
Well, a-a-as the most
experienced fighters,
you will distract the machines
by causing a ruckus in Sarajevo.
Ruckus... can you, uh,
describe this ruckus?
A ruckus that will create
time aberrations
for them to deal with, you see.
Okay, so by aberrations you mean like
telling them to put
a man on the moon in ?
Good God, do we?
And what was his crime, I wonder.
- All right.
- Got this.
I don't think I can do this.
Nonsense, you are more
than capable, my boy.
By pretending to be a psychopath?
No, listen to me.
Now, I would not have
devised this mission
if I didn't believe in you, my boy.
Gideon, I'm gonna need
an immediate evac.
They're gonna mine me for parts.
♪ ♪
[CLANG]
[WHIRRING]
Oh, hey.
Hey? You think we're stupid?
We heard everything.
[TENSE MUSIC]
[ENGINES WHIRRING]
You heard everything?
[GARBLED LANGUAGE] _
"Gideon, I need an immediate evac"?
I was gonna put a b*llet
in your sorry head
to end your misery, but then I saw you
mow down those Time Travelers,
and that was pretty cool.
Yeah, I slaughtered
those innocent people.
Their relatives are definitely
mourning them right now.
I'm so jealous.
Now hopefully, Gideon will let us out,
and we can k*ll Legends.
Or maybe some will sneak
onto the Waverider,
and we can shut down the oxygen
and watch them die slowly,
and then Gary can eat them.
[BOTH LAUGH]
[FORCES LAUGHTER]
No, but seriously.
I need to catch up to your k*ll count.
What are you at now?
Oh, uh, can't remember.
Can't remember?
How many Time Travelers did you k*ll?
Six...
teen.
?
[ALIEN LANGUAGE] _
Yeah, go see Dr. Sharpe
and get upgraded.
Good idea.
I'll do that now.
Uh...
[BEEPING]
What are you doing here?
Just gonna get my upgrade
from Dr. Sharpe.
She in there?
Of course not, you idiot.
You know I'm the only one
who interfaces with Gideon.
Obviously.
You tool bag.
Need any help?
What do you know about computers?
Just that they keep
track of my k*ll count.
Did you see me m*ssacre
those Time Travelers?
It was like... sh**t'
fish in a barrel.
Proud of you.
See you after your upgrade.
[EERIE MUSIC]
♪ ♪
I am going to need
a year-long cleanse after this.
Okay.
Huh, they replaced the toilet.
Oh, perfect.
Oh, thank God. Did you
shut down Evil Gidget?
Not even close.
In fact, the only person
allowed access to her
is Robo-You.
There's a Robo-Me?
I'm pretty sure it's impossible
to duplicate this
perfect bone structure.
Sure, but you're still gonna
have to impersonate her.
Oh, my agents warned me
against playing villains.
But I will make an exception.
What does, um, my Robo-Self look like?
Um, a ' s hacker?
Hmm, very cliché.
[WHISPERS] But I can work with it.
So get this:
not only do I have to play a psychopath,
the Robos keep telling me
I need to go see Dr. Sharpe
and get upgraded.
Just play dumb.
It took the Legends years
to realize I was an alien.
But even if I do that,
the only blind spot is in the bathroom.
How do I convince Robo-Zari to
go there so we can take her out?
Well, Dr. Davies told us to fight dirty,
so maybe you don't convince her.
Gideon, that's genius!
Do you have a spell or potion
that makes people go to the bathroom?
- No.
- I do.
Uh, it's like a... more
of a food-poisoning potion.
So I have no idea what end
it'll come out of.
Ooh! I would love to assist
with this ruse.
I can hide in the bathroom, or I can...
Gideon, stop asking to go out.
But I know the Waverider better...
Enough!
You are not leaving the Manor.
Go and help Ava.
[SOMBER MUSIC]
Is everything okay?
It's fine.
♪ ♪
He taught us twos and ones
and ones and twos
when it comes to planning your battle
and executing it perfectly with
the disciplines of the w*r.
- [WHOOSH, SOFT RUMBLE]
- Oh no, no, no, no.
What are you doing back here?
You see, you're supposed to be
out there causing a ruckus
to distract the machines.
Dude, we've been trying.
Yeah, I've been doing
the Macarena for like an hour
out there, and everyone just
looks at me like I'm crazy.
Yeah, and who knew it would be so hard
to introduce the high-five?
Dude, I don't think
this plan's gonna work.
Dr. Heywood, I do believe you are right.
You all just seem like a bunch
of raving lunatics to me.
Damn it!
See, we're never gonna be able
to board the Waverider
unless we get the Waverider to land.
[LAUGHING] And it's not
going to be able to land
unless we can draw out two more
of those dastardly machines.
Gwyn, you are from this time period.
What would you do to cause a ruckus?
I don't know.
[BOBBY MCFERRIN'S
"DON'T WORRY, BE HAPPY" PLAYS]
I do believe I have an idea.
♪ ♪
♪ Here's a little song I wrote ♪
Hey, you guys wanna see my fish?
Come check it out!
Come close. Come see it.
♪ Don't worry ♪
Yep!
♪ Be happy ♪
[EXCITED CHATTER]
♪ Every life have some trouble ♪
Hey.
♪ But when you worry,
you make it double ♪
Who's Darth Vader?
Eh, probably American thing.
- ♪ Be happy ♪
- [LAUGHS]
♪ Don't worry, be happy now ♪
♪ Ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ♪
♪ Don't worry ♪
♪ Ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ♪
♪ Be happy, ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ♪
♪ Don't worry, be happy ♪
♪ Ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ♪
♪ Ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ♪
♪ Don't worry ♪
♪ Ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ♪
♪ Be happy ♪
♪ Ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ♪
♪ Don't worry, be happy ♪
♪ Ain't got no place to lay your head ♪
♪ Somebody came ♪
[ROBOTICALLY] ♪ And took your bed ♪
- ♪ Don't worry ♪
- [STATIC]
[MUSIC WINDS DOWN]
♪ Be [SLOW MOTION] happy... ♪
Damn, aberrations are everywhere.
This is the work of the Legends.
Go help Captain Heywood
restore the timeline,
and eliminate them.
Finally.
I bet I can fix more aberrations
and k*ll more Legends than you.
- [SCOFFS]
- One hour.
Loser gets to clean all
the g*ns in the armory.
[ALIEN LANGUAGE] _
Yes!
That's two more machines
off the Waverider.
It's up to you now, my boy.
Copy that.
[EDGY MUSIC]
You need to come with us, Behrad.
It's time for your upgrade.
♪ ♪
You want a power sh*t before my upgrade?
[SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC]
♪ ♪
Sure.
I suppose I could use a boost.
I came up with a k*ller hack
that makes you feel totally energized.
What makes your hack so k*ller?
My own creatine mix.
Huh.
[SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC]
You're not having one?
I already had like, three.
♪ ♪
Hmm. This sh*t's amazing.
I can feel the creatine
coursing through me.
[STOMACH RUMBLES]
Dr. Sharpe, you can...
take Behrad to the infirmary
by yourself, right?
♪ ♪
Let's go.
- [STOMACH RUMBLES]
- Actually...
you can strap yourself in
for your upgrade.
I'll be with you in a few minutes.
Sure, no problem.
Make that ten minutes.
♪ ♪
[EXHALES DEEPLY]
[MUFFLED GRUNTS]
- Astra, are you okay...
- Bathroom.
♪ ♪
- Dr. Sharpe, what is...
- No, no, no. Bathroom.
♪ ♪
[GAGGING]
No, no, no, no! I was here first.
Why don't you just puke in the sink?
[DOOR OPENS]
Showtime.
- Gary?
- What the hell did you do
with the bathroom?
_
Oh...
What the hell?
_
[BOTH SCREAM]
[ALIEN LANGUAGE]
Oh, hello, Gary.
Hi Gideon.
How's Ava?
Fine. Sleeping it off.
Why don't you take a break?
Let Nurse Gary take over.
No, no, no, no, no.
It's the only thing I can do
without getting yelled at.
Okay.
[GAME NOISES]
This is amazing.
Mm-hmm. All right, Gwyn.
I'm heading back
to get more future stuff
for Operation: Ruckus.
[SNARLING]
Oh, hey, hey, hey,
keep those tentacles to yourself!
It's me.
I'm pretending to be human Spooner
so I can trick those stupid Legends.
[ALIEN LANGUAGE] _
_
You bet I am.
Yeah, but you gotta be careful Gary,
because those Legends
are pretending to be us.
_
Yeah.
Yeah.
What the hell are you doing?
[SCREECHES]
It's me.
_
[SNARLING]
I have grenades, you idiot.
Still wanna eat me?
Aah...
[SNARLING]
_
[SCREAMS]
[WHIMSICAL MUSIC]
♪ ♪
Gary, you're supposed to be
watching the portal entrance.
Yeah, well, there's this thing.
I mean, it's not really important,
- but it's not not-important.
- Spit it out.
Why are you being so mean to Gideon?
What do you mean?
Well, every time she tries
to help out with a mission,
you shut her down.
It's for her own good.
She's only gonna get herself hurt.
Get herself hurt? Oh...
Seeing Robo-Behrad almost sh**t her
must have really scared you.
I don't know what
you're talking about, Gary.
No, I... I think I know why
you're acting this way.
You know, it's because you're
kind of like her mother.
Don't be stupid. I am not her mom.
♪ ♪
I mean, I did create her,
and seeing her almost get k*lled...
I don't know what came over me.
Just this rush of emotion.
Anger and...
fear.
Aw...
that's Mama Bear Astra coming out.
Shut up.
[SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC]
♪ ♪
[WHISPERS] Legends.
- [FOOTSTEPS]
- Has anyone seen Behrad?
I wanna ask him
if I nailed my Robo's look...
Huh...
dead ringer.
Ow!
Ow.
[SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC]
[THUDDING]
Where's Gideon?
[GRUNTING SOUNDS]
[CHOKING] Help me.
Guys, help me.
I'm the real Zari.
No, no. I'm the real Zari.
[BOTH SCOFF]
[WHIMPERS]
[CARL ORFF'S "O FORTUNA" PLAYS]
♪ ♪
[FIGHTING YELLS]
[SLAPPING SOUNDS, SQUEALING]
Which one's the real Zari?
[SCREAMS]
[DRAMATIC MUSIC]
[GRUNTS]
Help me, you idiots.
Don't just stand there!
No, help me.
[BOTH GRUNTING]
[SQUEALING]
Eat her, Gary!
Okay... Okay.
- Which one?
- This one. No, uh...
No, uh, just...
Can you not just swallow them both
and spit out the real one?
I don't know!
Maybe?
[SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC]
This is for making me wear cargo pants.
[POWER-DOWN THRUM]
[SIGHS]
Ugh.
Were you gonna eat me, Gary?
No...
- Aah!
- [WHIMPERS]
♪ ♪
Ugh, there's your computer room, Z.
[WHISPERS] We'll manually
land the Waverider
once you take out Evil Gideon.
[AS ROBO-ZARI] Wow, the server room.
It's my favorite room.
The shutdown code better work.
Computers are so lame.
[WHISPERS] It will.
Just insert the drive marked "override",
connect it to the laptop,
then type the code.
[AS ROBO-ASTRA]
Okay, see you later, Zari.
[WHISPERS] Good luck.
Okay. [MUTTERING]
[SIGHS] Okay.
[WHISPERS] Override,
override, override...
where are you, override?
Okay...
Ah! Yes.
[CHIMES]
Okay.
Okay, okay.
Now the shutdown code.
Okay... [MUTTERS CODE]
Delta?
Where's the delta key?
What are you doing, Miss Tarazi?
[CLEARS THROAT]
Uh, I uh, I want to run a diagnostic,
but I need to, uh, bypass
your auxiliary matrix
in order to directly interface with it.
- Yeah.
- I see.
Which other Legends
snuck on board besides you,
Miss Tarazi?
[LAUGHS] I don't k...
[TOUGHENS VOICE] I don't know
what you're talking about, Gideon.
I haven't left this ship in ages.
If you don't stop right now,
I will remove all the
oxygen from the ship,
k*lling you and any other
stowaway Legends.
[NORMAL VOICE] You know what, Gidget?
You leave me with no choice.
I'm glad you've come
to your senses, Miss Taraz...
[CRACKLING, SIZZLING]
[BEEP]
Hmm! That wasn't too hard.
[BOOM]
Behrad, what was that?
Strap in, Z! It's gonna be a bumpy ride!
[RAPID BEEPING]
Just keep it level!
Easier said than done!
Good. Just circumvent
Evil Gideon's operating system,
and bring on the thrusters.
It would really help
smooth out the landing.
About that landing...
we could really use those
thrusters right about now.
I... I...
almost...
got it!
[SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC]
♪ ♪
I can't...
I can't believe you did it.
You were amazing!
Impeccable timing.
How's this for timing?
[SYMPHONIC MUSIC PLAYS]
♪ ♪
Finally.
Nice landing, guys.
Really thought I was gonna die.
Team Ruckus,
we got the Waverider.
Come on board!
♪ ♪
Sh... yes! Yes! I knew you could do it.
I knew you could do it.
- [CHEERING]
- Congratulations, my boy!
Fantastic work, all of you.
- Fantastic work!
- ALL: Oh!
I love when a plan comes together.
Give it up for our general.
To the man with a plan.
You're now officially a Legend.
- Ah, to the doc.
- Really?
Well, thank you, and there
are no other soldiers
that I would rather go into battle with.
[SPEAKS LANGUAGE]
- What he said!
- BOTH: Yeah!
♪ ♪
Ah, whoo!
Let's go home.
Oh, I mean a replica home.
- Home adjacent.
- [GWYN MURMURS]
Wait.
There's something I...
Sara Lance is inside.
She and those time turds
gotta be hiding inside here somewhere.
Let's find them.
Let's k*ll them.
Ohh... we are so screwed.
It's only a matter of time
before they realize
that mirror's a portal.
Oh, I'm so profoundly sorry.
You see, this is all my fault.
I thought if we could take out
their general,
then it would send the rest
of those wretched
machines into disarray.
But I have profoundly miscalculated.
And even with their commander gone,
they seem to still want to k*ll us,
and they're cutting off our
only path to the Waverider.
Gwyn, you can't give up hope.
We'll think of something.
Yeah, but what can we do?
Wait, I have an idea.
[SOMBER MUSIC]
What is that?
This is Thawne's time manipulator.
You know his death's
not your fault, right?
It doesn't matter
if it's my fault or not.
This is now my responsibility.
When I asked Thawne
to pause World w*r I,
I gave him my word
that if he were to die
that I would take his
place as the Fixer.
Why didn't you tell me?
Because we had more
pressing matters and...
I guess if I said it out loud,
it would feel more real.
All right, well, you're not
going at this alone.
You got us.
Look, it's too late for that.
So I'm gonna go out there,
and I'm gonna distract the Robos,
and you guys need to make
a run for the Waverider.
No way, jefa.
Yeah, we're going home together.
[SIGHS] If World w*r I doesn't happen,
history will change so much
that none of us will have
a home to go back to.
I have to do this.
I have to protect the Fixed Point.
Now when this hits zero,
I'm gonna get sucked into a time loop,
and I need you to tell Ava...
you tell her to come and find me.
- Sara, just...
- Please.
As your captain,
let me protect you guys.
One last time. [PATS SHOULDER]
[DYNAMIC MUSIC]
♪ ♪
Well, I see you brought some backup.
I get to k*ll you again.
♪ ♪
What are you doing?
Go, get to the Waverider!
We took that into consideration,
but we're staying together.
- The more, the merrier.
- [METAL CLANKS]
- Aah...
- Stand down.
The Legends are no longer
a thr*at to the timeline.
Do not harm them.
Why aren't they moving?
Excellent work.
Your mission is complete.
And as a reward,
you'll receive upgrades.
But first, you must remove your CPUs.
[THUNK, CLANK]
Uh...
Team Waverider, something, uh...
pretty weird just happened.
Oh, absolutely fascinating
and truly terrifying at the same time.
Well, you guys should
probably get going.
Oh, no captain left behind.
I'm gonna need that bracelet, Sara.
- I appreciate it, but...
- Trust me.
♪ ♪
- [CLICK, BEEPING]
- Hoo-hah.
[AS ARNOLD SCHWARZENEGGER]
What happened?
I thought I k*lled
all you garbage people.
Long story short,
I kicked both of your asses.
- No freaking way.
- Yeah.
And as a reward, I get
to guard the Fixed Point
of the Archduke Ferdinand's
assassination forever.
Something you two-time
losers could never do.
But we could protect that Fixed Point
way better than you idiots.
Hmm, I don't know.
I got this special time
bracelet that says otherwise.
[PLAYFUL MUSIC]
Ha-ha! Looks like I'm
guarding the Fixed Point now,
you beautiful idiot!
- [LAUGHS]
- [BRACELET BEEPS]
Ha... eh?
[ECHOING] No!
[ALL CHUCKLE]
Fantastic work!
Thank you for letting me help.
That was a brilliant plan.
It was. But I'm sure you would've
come up with something better,
if I'd actually let you.
Um...
I'm sorry for sidelining you.
I... I overstepped.
- It's fine, Astra...
- No, it's not.
And as the person who conjured you
from the wreckage of our old ship,
I just wanted to say, that, um...
I am really proud of you.
Thanks, Mum.
Uh...
Go on. Tell Ava and Gary
it's safe for them to come on the ship.
Oh, is it? Good. [CHUCKLES]
Gary?
Ava!
Come down here. I have good news.
[SLICING SOUND]
[SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC]
[THUD]
[ELECTRICAL STATIC]
[STATIC WHIRRING, CRACKLING]
[EPIC MUSIC]
♪ ♪
07x11 - Rage Against the Machines
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"DC's Legends of Tomorrow" focuses on Rip Hunter, who travels back in time to the present day where he brings together a team of heroes and villains in an attempt to prevent Vandal Savage from destroying the world and time itself.
"DC's Legends of Tomorrow" focuses on Rip Hunter, who travels back in time to the present day where he brings together a team of heroes and villains in an attempt to prevent Vandal Savage from destroying the world and time itself.