02x07 - And Infants Shall Rule Over Them

Episode transcripts for the TV show "The Righteous Gemstones". Aired: August 18, 2019 –; present.*
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02x07 - And Infants Shall Rule Over Them

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[TV STATIC DRONES]

[BRIGHT TONE]

[MATTIAS HELLBERG'S "OH NO"]

[SOMBER FOLK ROCK]

♪♪

♪ They say the grass is always greener ♪

♪ On the other side, but it ain't true ♪

♪ Oh, no, it didn't last ♪

♪ For more than days ♪

♪♪

♪ I was a quitter ♪

♪ I ran away ♪

♪ Whenever troubles crossed my way ♪

♪ I didn't know just what I left ♪

♪ I only knew how ♪

Jesse, is Daddy gonna die?

Do I look like I know?

I'm out here trying to catch my breath.

I feel like I'm...

I feel like I'm gonna...

[RETCHING]

Gross.

[PANTING]

[GAGS] Oh, no.

- No, no, no...
- [RETCHING]

- [ALL GROANING]
- God.

[RETCHING]

- Oh...
- [RETCHES]

Seeing Daddy like that,
it's... it's too much.

[BOTH RETCHING]

Oh.

[ALL SOBBING AND RETCHING]

[ALL PANTING]

BJ.

[OMINOUS MUSIC]

♪♪

[WHISPERING] Come on.

[LAUGHTER]

[CRYING]

No, no, no. [GASPS]

It's okay. It's me.

Brother Kelvin? Is it really you?

I snuck you out some fruits and nuts.

Oh.

Yes, nourish yourself. Good. Mmm.

I'm sorry I failed you.

I failed.

I've been dethroned.

Degraded by my own men

who don't care about me and my
daddy's shattered relationship.

Now he might die.

And I don't even have
the guts to go see him.

Jesus had a pretty powerful papa too.

Many people said he'd never
be as dope as his father.

They called him a wannabe poseur.

Well, I am a wannabe poseur.

It's too late for me.

I'm nothing.

Just... no, keep it.

I'll get you some TP and a fresh pee pad

when I come back.

Aren't you missing big church?

Yes, I am.

♪♪

- Praise be to He.
- ALL: Praise be.

Tragedy has struck this
church and our family.

My daddy, Dr. Elijah Gemstone,

was gunned down in a hail of b*ll*ts

while driving his car
down Long Point Road.

The evil men who perpetrated
this most heinous act

are still at large.

But they will not triumph.

- No.
- No.

Because Eli is strong.

And our family is strong.

And the love and support of
this incredible congregation

is strong.

ALL: [SCATTERED] Amen.

You know, Amber and I are very proud...

- We are.
- To be

the people that everyone is turning to

in this moment of need.

Your leaders. We are here.

- Yes.
- For you.

We're... we're ready
to be front and center

as the leaderships of the church.

I have made a hashtag. #EliGemsHome.

'Cause we all want Eli to come on home.

- Yeah, we do.
- And home sounds

a little bit like stone, so instead
of Gemstone, it's "GemsHome."

It's #EliGemsHome.

Let's go viral with that.

You do it so... so any
photos you take today

or if you're just
thinking about my daddy,

you just tag it GemsHomes.

- Eli. EliGemsHomes.
- Eli...

- #Eli...
- #EliGemsHomes.

- Gems... GemsHome.
- GemsHome.

The f*ck is happening?

[FOLKSY COUNTRY MUSIC]

♪ Here I am ♪

♪ At the head of the ♪
[SINGING INDISTINCTLY]

- Really, Jesse?
- What's that?

No. Uh-uh. Nah, dude.

You're not gonna sit in Daddy's seat.

Get off it.

I'm just filling in the chair
so the spacing's not weird.

Oh, bullshit. You're so obvious.

Please, just stop trying to be Daddy.

Seriously. It's deeply upsetting.

Fine.

You're so bothered by
this, okay, I'll swap seats,

if it'll make you f*cking happy.

Move the f*ck down. Come on.

Judy's got a wild hair up her ass

about people sitting
where they're gonna sit.

Here we go. Let's all sit on the side

like a bunch of idiots.

Absolutely ridiculous.

- You happy?
- I am happy.

Empty chair at the head of the table.

Eli wouldn't want this.

You know what else he wouldn't want?

He wouldn't want you making
up stupid-ass hashtags,

peacocking all over his stage

like you're Hota Kotb or some sh*t.

Jesse and I made a heartfelt statement.

That statement should have been made

by the primary Gemstones.

That's who should've said it.

- Okay.
- [GRUMBLING]

Oh, God.

[CHAIR SCRAPES]

Where the f*ck have you been?

And what the f*ck are you wearing?

I'm not prepared

to present myself in public yet.

I only broke my solitude
to inquire how Daddy is.

This is the m*therf*cker
that hasn't even visited

Daddy in the hospital yet.

I'm recovering, Jesse.

I can't do anything with these hands.

I look like a... a beast.

Yeah, you look like damn
"Beauty and the Beast"

- wearing that f*cking cloak.
- And guess what?

Your thumbs look like
the f*cking Elephant Man.

Do not mock my thumbs... [SHOUTING]

Oh! Oh!

You know, y'all are shameful.

Sometimes I feel like I'm
the only person in this family

that knows how to fill a power void.

- That's it.
- What's it?

I'm gonna flick this f*cking cream corn

on your f*cking face.

Enough! Good Lord.

Your father is hurt,
and this is how you act?

All you ever do is... is
fight about what you can get.

Can't you just be kind to each other?

Self-absorbed, loud,

arrogant f*cking assholes!

sh*t, y'all.

Martin's right.

Y'all a bunch of a-holes.

He was talking to you too, d*ck-lips.

Fresh rolls from Jason's, Daddy.

I know you can't eat 'em,

but I thought you
might like to smell 'em.

Don't it make you just wanna
open your eyes and talk?

[MACHINES BEEPING]

Just please don't die, okay?

Please, Daddy, I promise
if you pull through this,

I'll be a more loving and caring

person, sister, and friend.

[TENDER MUSIC]

Just come back to us, okay?

I've been praying for guidance

on how to navigate this.

I heard about this great opportunity.

It's a movie, and they
need stunt performers.

You're going back to California?

No, that's the thing.
It's not even that far away.

It's filming right next door in Atlanta.

No.

Absolutely not.

Your grandfather is in the hospital,

and you're talking
about going to Atlanta

to do stunt stuff?

I realize that this is
the worst timing ever.

You know, I really do.

And you know the last thing
I wanna do is let you down.

That being said,

I feel myself settling into a life here

that doesn't seem authentic to me.

The things that are
important to this family,

I'm just not so sure they are to me.

- So...
- So what?

I'm moving out.

[SOLEMN MUSIC]

♪♪

You gonna say something, Jesse?

Yeah. Yeah, what the f*ck, Gideon?

You're talking more about
his Hollywood bullshit?

I thought you and I made some
real progress in Haiti, Dad.

I thought we finally started
understanding each other.

You have been wrong, it seems,

about a lot of things.

Isn't that right, Jesse?

- Jesse.
- Yes.

Yes, your mother is right.

We all know what happens
when you chase your dreams.

You fail and people
end up getting robbed

and... and almost k*lled.

Sometimes k*lled,
for... for some people.

Mm-hmm.

Looks like a bunch of
charges in Winston-Salem.

A charge today at a Bojangles.

And then it says he
went to the Fo... Fo...

Fossil Watch Store.

At the T... T...

- Sound it out. Tanger...
- Tanger Outlets.

Got it.

Very good, Tiffany.

Your reading's getting much better.

So either Baby Billy's outlet shopping,

or it's the people who
m*rder*d and robbed him.

Yes, that's probably
what we're looking at.

One of those things.

Take me there.

Okay, so obviously, this
fellow we're dealing with

is a certified psychopath.

Eventually, he was bound to snap

and do what he did
regardless of anything we did.

So we did not instigate
anything, all right?

It seems like we did, though.

Well, I don't think it does
seem like that, Chad, okay?

Stop trying to do a damn
power play with me.

I'm not... look, I'm not
trying to do a power plays.

Well, you're doing power plays.

He's genuinely concerned, Jesse.

He told me in private.

Levi, when I want your opinion,

I will hit your f*cking
face with a wet towel.

Do you understand me?

So what? You gonna k*ll his family?

Oh, I don't know, Matthew.

Are you gonna r*pe his assh*le

like you said you were gonna do?

What?

Oh, I'm just in this by myself?

Huh? Y'all were there.

Y'all said stuff too.

As new leader of the church,
it is my responsibility

to portray strength.

So we're gonna have to
retaliate in a big, big way.

Who in this room has
experience with explosions?

Raise your hands.

Stage pyrotechnics?

Anybody been a roadie?

Worked in a rock quarry?

Done a f*cking science
fair volcano project?

Lit a match?

So none will answer the call.

Worthless.

Cold, flu, streps, even Covas.

Every disease cured with ease

by this blessed formula
based on ancient scripture.

You just drink this
tasty coconut silkiness

every morning, and that's it.

It's done.

$ for a one-month jug.

Additional jugs are only $ a pop.

And I make nothing. Zero.

By the time I pay my scientists,

all the people in my lab, my developers,

the lab rats, it's a wash.

Well, why you do it then, Baby Billy?

'Cause I'm selfless.

And I want to heal as many people

as the dear Lord will let me.

[TENSE MUSIC]

♪♪

Baby Billy.

Uh-uh.

Uncle Baby Billy, we see you.

Ain't nobody here named Baby or Billy.

Dude, we see half your body right now.

How'd y'all find me?

Nephew TJ traced your credit card.

Clever girl. Recruited a nerd.

We also know you
started a new credit card

under Lionel's name.

He ain't even born yet, Baby Billy.

You charging things in his name?

How dare you go snooping
through my finances.

Man, you thought you were so slick.

Thought you could dump your wife on me

and make me raise her as my own?

Oh, I'm sorry, baby girl.

I guess I should have been more clear.

I'm doing all this for
you and baby Lionel.

That's why I'm selling these here...

health elixirs.

Didn't you hear my daddy got sh*t?

Yes, I did.

And I'm praying for him.

Baby Billy, you ran out
on me and baby Lionel

just like you did your other son.

[SOMBER MUSIC]

What did you say?

I know about Harmon.

How come you didn't
never tell me about him?

You two little pigs squeal?

She deserved to know.

She needs to move on,
and she needs to move out

of my house.

Get over her. I'm gonna spank
the sh*t out of both of you.

- No.
- I'ma get you. I'ma get you.

- No. What? Ah!
- Yeah. On my knee.

- Get down here.
- Ow! Ow!

- Bad boy!
- Ah! Ah! Ah!

He's so bad.

Little weak boy.

Get down. Get down.

- [YELPS]
- To hell with all of you!

All the money I'm making out here,

trying to provide for my family,

and you're gonna question my character?

Damn, Tiff.

You really did not turn
out to be the kind of girl

I thought you were.

♪♪

- [SOBBING] I'm sorry...
- No, Tiff, no.

Don't you say you're sorry.

You stay strong, bitch.
[ENGINE TURNS OVER]

You should be ashamed!

[ENGINE REVVING]

[TIRES SQUEALING]

The elixirs.

[TIRES SQUEALING]

♪♪

[HEART RATE MONITOR BEEPING]

God damn it. I gotta
come clean, Martin.

I might have f*cked up.

I kicked some sh*t up down in Memphis.

Junior and them.

I flexed to those f*ckers.

I told Junior I was gonna
k*ll him and his family,

and Matthew might have said something

about raping his assh*le.

- I'm not sure.
- Jesse, why would you do this?

To protect my family.

To show Daddy that I could handle it.

Instead, I just caused this.

Jesse.

What happened was not your fault.

Eli has a long history with this man.

Don't you blame yourself.

[TENDER MUSIC]

I wanted to run this
church my whole life.

My wife and talk about
it when we have sex.

And now that I got it,

I don't want it.

Sometimes family requires our best

even when we don't want to give it.

Yeah, so says the man with no family.

[CHUCKLES]

- I have a family.
- Back in Kenya.

I'm talking about a family that's here,

that you gotta spend
time with all the time,

not one you just, you know,
send money back home to.

I live with my family here.

My wife is with me at
church lunch every Sunday.

That's your wife?

When'd you get married?

When I was .

You don't have kids, do you?

I have three. You've
met them several times.

God damn it.

See, this is what I'm talking about.

I don't got what it takes
to be f*cking head pastor.

I can't remember anybody's names.

I don't know who the f*ck
has a family and who doesn't.

I can't f*cking take
on the damn Dixie Mafia.

I'm in over my head, Martin.

The men who did this want Eli silenced.

What if they thought
Eli was doing better?

And ready to talk?

[SCOFFS]

I don't know, they'd probably come back

and try to k*ll him again.

[INTRIGUING MUSIC]

♪♪

Hmm.

Martin and I have a plan, but
we're gonna need your help.

Look, I'm sorry if you two
have felt sidelined, okay?

I don't know what the f*ck I'm doing.

All I know is that I can't achieve much

without us working together.

- Thank you.
- Thanks.

We're gonna tell the
congregation on live TV

that Daddy's doing good,

make 'em think he's gonna be okay.

If the K*llers think
that Daddy's gonna live,

maybe, just maybe,

they'll return to finish him off.

Wait, you're talking about
putting Daddy in danger again?

No.

Daddy'll be secretly
moved to the compound

with full security.

The only ones who are
gonna be at that hospital

waiting to greet the assassins
are gonna be me

and a f*ck-ton of mercenaries.

That... this plan in insane, Jesse.

You're gonna mess around
and get yourself whacked.

Trust me, Kelvin, I wouldn't
do this if I didn't have to.

But firstborns have to
step up when parents can't.

Them are rules that go back
to ancient fairytale times.

So what do you say?

We put our differences
aside, act like adults,

and lie to the church
like a f*cking family?

Let's lie to the church
like a f*cking family.

Let's lie to the church
like a freaking family.

It is with happy hearts that we announce

that our daddy is being taken off oxygen

and breathing on his own again.

[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]

Despite being weakened as a family

and a church, there is hope.

Heck, there's more than
hope. There is promise.

- Amen.
- ALL: Amen.

They're taking the tubes
out of my daddy's throat

tomorrow morning, and come then,

I bet you he's gonna
be talking up a storm.

That's right.
Our daddy's heart is strong.

And he is resting in room

at Rogers Regional Medical Center.

All by himself.

Until tomorrow, when, of course,

he's gonna start talking again.

But until then, alone and weak.

So praise be to He.

Let us rejoice.

[INTENSE MUSIC]

♪♪

Dad, you gotta let me come with you.

Absolutely not. We
are all going somewhere

where we can all be safe.

Jesse, will you please come with us?

I do not think you need to
put yourself in danger again.

Unfortunately, sweetheart, I have to go.

These are the times the
Lord tests our might.

Fingers crossed you
don't get k*lled, Daddy.

♪♪

Keefe, Keefe, I'm
busting you out of here.

- Are we taking back the house?
- We are ejecting.

We'll move in with the rest
of the family in the safehouse.

♪♪

Is you going to the hospital
to fight with the other men?

Nah, fighting for honor
ain't exactly BJ's thing.

No offense, baby.

I'll see you lovely
ladies in the morning.

- I gotta get to the hospital.
- What?

You know I don't
believe in gender roles.

Women can do what men do,
and men can do what women do.

Sometimes, when things get tough,

a person has to do
what a person has to do.

God dang, BJ.

Are you being heroic right now?

I'm doing person's business right now.

As a member of this family,

I believe it's my duty to help Jesse.

No matter how much he's ridiculed me.

If there's ever been an opportunity

to prove myself as a Gemstone,

this is it.

All these years,

and I never knew what big balls you had.

Let's maybe refrain from
using masculine rhetoric

like "balls."

I prefer a gender
combination term for moxie.

Like bovaries or ovar... alls.

Ooh, my man got them big ol' ovaralls.

[CHUCKLES]

[SOFT MUSIC]

♪♪

[CATTLE PROD CRACKLING]

My family rented out this
entire wing of the hospital

so that we could conduct our ambush trap

on the Cycle Ninjas.

Now, I'm looking for a
zero k*ll count tonight.

Okay?

That means I don't want
any fatal headshots.

No shoulders.

We're talking knees and toes.

Knees and toes.


I can't take all the credit
for this evening's ambush.

Martin Imari, ladies and gentlemen.

He's a good man.

He's got a wife and two grown children

that live right here
with him in America.

He helped me come up with this idea.

Let's give a big round of applause

- for Martin Imari, everybody.
- No, no, no.

That's no necessary.

Nonsense.

All these men might not see the morning,

so let them celebrate a hero tonight.

[SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC]

Here, put this on.

You're a doctor now.

And take this seat buzzer coaster thing

I stole from Chili's.

I modified it. When you
see the Cycle Ninjas,

use it to buzz my coaster.

When I get the signal,
I'll buzz you back.

You got me on the third floor alone,

totally away from the action.

I thought I was gonna
be integral to the plan.

You're gonna be my decoy.

When these Cycle Ninjas
arrive, you're gonna be

the first person they see.

My doctor in the window.

You're gonna make 'em
think that it's biz as usual

here at the hospital.

Jesse, it's just, I wanted to show you

I got what it takes to be
more than some decoy dip wad.

BJ,

I am impressed that you showed up here.

Thank you for that.

But you are a dip wad.

Now, please, do not get yourself k*lled.

Sit your ass in this office
and do what I'm asking of you.

- Okay?
- Yeah, okay.

Thank you, Dr. Dip Wad.

[WALKIE TALKIES CHATTERING]

Fitch, you ain't nothing
but a trailer park bitch.

I think I finally figured it out.

You lost out on all the
heroin out of the north

because it all went to the Chinese

in the triangle...

When I was a young boy like you two,

I ate pizza every day.

Sometimes even for breakfast.

Sometimes even for my desserts.

Brother, just go up and see him.

Judy's in there.

I don't think she'd mind.

Dude, you are being
so annoying right now.

Do not be that guy in
the safe house, okay?

It's just my first time
in a safe house situation.

My bad. Which guy was I being?

The annoying one, Keefe.

Turn it around, please.

Enjoy your 'za.

[TIFFANY SOBBING]

Tiffany, I brought you some tea.

I thought it might make you feel better.

Uh-uh. Uh-uh. I'm comforting
her right now.

Okay? I'm her broken heart friend.

We're fine.

I... I would like
some tea. Thank you.

Okay, well, Tiffany would like some tea.

So you may enter. I'll
have some in a minute too.

[SOBS]

I don't think I'm strong
enough to do this without him.

He took care of me.

Tiffany, you do not need a man

to get the things you want.

Okay, I agree with that,

but that plan kinda worked for you.

Look, I could've had
the things I wanted.

I just happened to also want Jesse.

[LAUGHING] Okay, Amber.

Every girl's dream.

"Please, let me marry a very rich,

"very dumb silverback gorilla.

Thank you, Lord. Amen."

Jesse's not dumb, Judy.

He's just real dense.

[BOTH LAUGH]

But it's easier that way to convince him

that he wants what I want.

Damn, Amber. Okay, I see you, girl.

See, Tiffany?

Even chicks as opposite as me and Amber,

we can agree men are basically clowns.

- That's right.
- And that even if you love one,

they're, like, a not-necessary
type deal.

- Like microwaves.
- Microwaves are handy.

But the soup'll heat up
just fine on the stovetop.

- Yeah, it'll taste better too.
- Yeah.

Yeah, I like stove soup.

Thanks, nieces.

Hey, check this out.

"Sassy on Sundays," my momma.

♪ Even though I keep
a smile on all day ♪

Daddy, you hear Momma singing to you?

Me and Amber are even getting along.

And Aunt Tiffany's here.

Don't you want to wake
up and have fun with us?

Hey, raise the roof. Yes.

Daddy loves this part.

♪ Sassy on Sunday, even though Monday ♪

♪ Comes like Tuesday,
always a blues day ♪

♪ Wednesday is halfway,
middle of the week ♪

♪ Middle of the road ♪

♪ Thursday and Friday,
the weekend's awaiting ♪

♪ Saturday night, I've almost made it ♪

♪ 'Cause Lord knows I'm feeling sassy ♪

- ♪ Sassy on Sundays ♪
- Oh, God damn it.

- ♪ I can get dressed up ♪
- Damn it!

[ELEVATOR WHIRRING, BEEPING]

[SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC]

♪♪

[ELEVATOR DINGS]

- [COUGHING]
- Don't sh**t!

No, no, don't sh**t! Don't sh**t!

It's Gideon! f*ck!

Who the f*ck threw a smoke b*mb?

Who the f*ck threw that smoke b*mb?

God damn it, Gideon.

You're supposed to be at the safe house.

Dad, there's no way in hell
I wasn't gonna be here to help.

It's time for me to be my own man.

Start making my own decisions.

Okay, well, your first
decision as your own man

was a f*cking stupid one,

so obviously, you're not ready yet.

What's that thing you're holding?

It's a cattle prod.
What does it look like?

These guys roll around on bikes,

so I figured this could be
a useful way to take 'em out.

f*cking shock 'em.

f*cking it in their spoke and
make 'em f*cking flip over.

[LAUGHTER]

[LAUGHS MOCKINGLY]

The f*ck is so funny, big guy?

You know what? Get that
earpiece out of there.

Put it at the f*cking nurses' station

and get f*cked!

Go!

This is the stupidest
f*cking thing ever.

You're the stupidest thing ever.

Go.

f*ck this. [SCOFFS]

- Uh, excuse me.
- What?

Do you still need all of us?

'Cause I'd go too if
people are going home.

- Oh, you'll go home?
- Yeah.

Why don't you go home and
suck on your mama's titties?

- Get the f*ck out of here!
- Jesse...

- Questioning my God damn plan.
- Jesse...

Acting like my sensibilities
aren't... no, Martin.

I've had enough of this insubordination.

All of you, go home.

BJ, why are you not at your station?

Sorry, had to run to
the little boys' room

for a peepee potty break.

- We getting paid for this?
- Get the f*ck out!

Oh, God, I can't stand that f*cking

m*llitary sense of humor.

It's so f*cking aggressive.
[LAUGHS MOCKINGLY]

It's so toxic.

It is, isn't it?

Ever hear of a hot nerd?

[LAUGHTER]

No, she did not, Judy...

- That's okay...
- [CLEARS THROAT]

Can I have a minute with Daddy?

Why, Kelvin?

You trying to suffocate
him with his MyPillow?

Of course. Come on, ladies.

[TENDER MUSIC]

♪♪

Hey, Daddy.

Sorry I'm just now visiting you.

It's not because of hard feelings

or the fight.

It's because I didn't
think I was strong enough

to see you like this.

I know you weren't
fond of my Muscle Men.

Guess it was kind of dumb.

I just wanted to make you proud.

I would give anything

just to talk to you again.

Lord, restore my father to health,

and I will forever be
your humble servant.

I will never succumb
to hubris ever again.

Please, God.

Please save my father.

Please.

Kelvin? Son?

Is that you?

[MIRACULOUS MUSIC]

Daddy?

I love you.

I love you too.

I love you too so much, Daddy.

Your daddy is awake.

- He's what?
- Your daddy is awake!

- Are you serious?
- Why, yes! He is awake!

[LAUGHTER]

[COASTER BUZZING]

Your daddy is awake!

No. Oh, no.

No, no, no, no.

- [MOTORCYCLES REVVING]
- No, no, no.

Come on. Come on, Jesse. Buzz back.

Think, BJ. Think!

Ah! Ah!

[MUFFLED SHOUTING]

Okay, uh...

- [LAUGHTER]
- [COASTER BUZZING]

Paging Dr. BJ Barnes.

Paging Dr. BJ Barnes.

Your table of four is ready.

[COASTER BUZZING]

[OMINOUS MUSIC]

Oh, f*ck.

They're here.

[INTENSE MUSIC]

♪♪

[SNORING FROM TAPE RECORDER]

♪♪

[SNORING]

[g*nf*re]

[SNORING CONTINUES]

[HEART RATE MONITOR BEEPING]

Knees and toes.

[g*nf*re]

[GRUNTING]

♪♪

Hog-tie that one, Martin!

♪♪

[b*ll*ts RICOCHETING]

Oh, God, please help me to win.

CHOIR: ♪ Jesus was ♪

♪ A Gemstone ♪

♪ Jesus was a ♪

f*ck you!

[SCREAMING]

Oh, f*ck, Dad!

That what he gets.

Is everyone okay?

That was a close call.

They came for me, but I was too fast.

Oh, dang.

[INTENSE MUSIC]

Where you going?

I'm gonna go get the rest of them, Dad.

- I can do this.
- Hey.

Take this.

♪♪

[ENGINE TURNS OVER]

- [ENGINE REVVING]
- [TIRES SQUEAL]

♪♪

Your momma's gonna f*cking k*ll me.

My mom?

[EXCITING ROCK MUSIC]

♪♪

[HORN HONKING, TIRES SQUEALING]

[HORN BLARES]

[g*nf*re]

[CATTLE PROD CRACKLES]

♪♪

[BOTH REVVING ENGINES]

[SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC]

♪♪

[g*n CLICKS]

[METAL CLATTERING]

[TIRES SQUEAL]

[PANTING]

[TED LUCAS' "IT'S SO EASY"]

[SOFT ACOUSTIC MUSIC]
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