02x15 - Og Man Out

[bunniefuu]

Grr!

We've been drilling all day!
It's no fair!

Ancient mech suits seem to be
spread all over the island

like Easter eggs,
but I can't even find one.

Perhaps you should
build one yourself.

But then I'm building
instead of you digging.

Now, dig, ya dig?

Eggman!

I'm not bothering anybody,
just digging!

- Seems pretty harmless.
- Harmless?

I'm the world's
greatest supervillain!

Robots,
show them how "harmless" we are!

Brainless robots
don't understand my repartee.

I meant, attk!ac

(w*r cry)

Drill Bot, finish them!

(Gasps)

Looks like he's been disarmed.
Ha, ha, ha!

First thing I'll do when we get
home is install mute buttons!

- Yeah!
- Yeah!

(Whistling)

Huh?

(Gasps) Sweet special sauce!
We've been ransacked!

Whoa! What happened here?
Looks like a wild animal got in.

Nah, we've run tests.
Animals won't eat this stuff.

Look at this!
It's some kind of footprint.

(Sniffs)

Thank goodness you're here,
six hours too late.

Well, we're here now.
So, what'd they take?

Not much. Just a couple bandages
and my faith in humanity.

No harm, no foul. Onward!

(Sniffs)

Pretty impressive, Sticks.

You followed the scent
all the way here.

Nah, I followed the footprints.

The sniffing thing
is just for effect.

Whoever the culprit was,
they sure like Meh Burgers.

Truly,
an evil not of this world!

(Relieved sigh) At least
everything looks to be in order.

Aaah!

- My couch has been slimed!
- (Sniffs)

Looks like our mystery robber
snuck in here

and napped on Amy's couch
while she was away.

(Flushing)

Whoa! Hey!
Ever heard of knocking?

Oh! Oops! Sorry!
Hey, wait a minute!

- It's a Froglodyte!
- Froglodyte? Where?

Oh, you mean me?
I'm not like those other guys.

My name's Og.
I come in peace and stuff.

Yeah, and you'll be leaving
in pieces!

Sounds pretty harsh
when I'm not talking to a robot.

- What are you doing here?
- Let me tell you my story.

Gather round the campfire.

You started a fire
in my living room?

Shh! Shh! Shh!

The Froglodytes
are all conformists, man.

I don't know why,
but I just never fit in.

Does anyone really think

this giant frog sculpture cares
if we kneel? I'm just sayin'.

What is your major malfunction,
tadpole?

Get out there and fight!

I'm sensing a lot of negative
energy from you, man.

Have you ever considered that
maybe v*olence isn't the answer?

We all have to eat
the same mystery slop.

Is there a vegan option?

You're vegan? Why'd you eat
all those Meh Burgers?

Oh, man, there's no meat
in those things,

just shredded newspaper
and library paste.

I was miserable, man,
until a miracle came from above!

- So I escaped to the surface.
- You poor thing.

I know what it's like
to be surrounded

by spineless conformists
all the time.

Just 'cause you've had
a hard childhood

doesn't give you an excuse
to go breaking into Meh Burger!

Oh, I'm sorry, man.
No harm intended.

I was starving.

That doesn't explain
why you broke into that shop.

I cut myself
on one of those Meh Meal toys.

Those things are dangerous, man.

So I had to snag a bandage.

Then I got tired and needed
a place to crash, man.

Well, you can't stay here.

It'll take me weeks to clean up
all this slime.

You can stay at my burrow! I got
a whole room dedicated to slime.

No way! Who's to say
he won't open up the door

to the Froglodyte cave
and let all his buddies out?

You're coming with me, man,
so I can keep an eye on you.

I'm b*at.
I'm gonna go catch some zees.

(Music plays)

You think you could do that
some other time?

Oh! Sure thing! Sure thing!

All toads take the high road!
All toads take the high road!

All toads take the high road!

- Do you mind?
- Oh, right. Sorry.

(Tai Chi noises)

He's your problem now.

Let me show you
around my workshop.

This is my Auto-Adjuster .

Couldn't ya just
adjust things manually?

Uh... I guess so.
But take a look at this!

I'm tellin' ya, that stuff's
gonna destroy us all.

Just look at the ancients.

The Froglodyte caves
are littered with techno-trash.

Mech suits everywhere, man.

Grr!

- Tsk, tsk.
- What? It's just a can opener!

It's perfectly safe!

The machines
are turning against us, man.

Good luck.

Does that tree, like,
owe you money or something?

Not this one. I'm just trying to
get one of those wily coconuts.

They're smarter than they look.

No need to be so aggressive.
Mother Nature's got a way, man.

Be patient and she'll
provide you with what you need.

Gah! I wasted a whole day
out here, thanks to you!

Come on!

Your friends are too caught up
in their rules and systems, man.

Tell me about it.

Og! Open this door,
you worthless little polliwog!

Assemble the horde.

(Rumbling)

Loot their valuables!
Flip their tables!

r*fle through
their sock drawers!

(Screaming)

Sonic! The Froglodytes
have invaded the Village!

- How could you let Og do this?
- Me?

- I dropped him off with Tails!
- Not my fault.

- Knuckles had him last.
- Nuh-uh.

- I sent him to Sticks' place!
- You did what?

Oh, um, you dial a wrong number?

Those cave toads
invaded the Village!

Og was a Froglodyte spy
all along!

He must've opened the door
to their cave!

Ah-ha! What?

Which is... why it's...
still closed and blocked off?

Hey, crazy, baseless allegations
are my thing!

Aaah!

Why?

Heh, heh, heh!
Anyone else wanna piece?

Aaah! I said anyone!

There's too many of 'em!

Dudes, you're giving Froglodytes
a bad name.

Well, a worse name
than Froglodytes.

You've gotten on my last nerve,
tadpole!

Fall back! Retreat!

You know, Og, you really
saved our butts today.

Sorry I was
such a buzzkill earlier.

But I thought you said
you weren't a fighter.

Hey, I don't like fighting,

but I'll do it
for a righteous cause.

And you are all
pretty righteous!

So, does that mean
you're staying?

Yeah, but I think
I'm gonna get my own pad.

These guys can be a bit much
in large doses.

Nah, you get used to 'em.